AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第一季第十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeComeon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#这里永远欢乐精彩#ThefunwillneverendIt'sadventuretime#巫师特训一老皮一干嘛？Hey,Jake.-Yeah.你想过恶魔的心长什么样子吗？Youeverwonderwhatademon,sheartlookslike?有啊兄弟Ofcourse,dude.你想过它尝起来是什么味道吗？Youeverwonderwhatademon,shearttasteslike?小朋友你想要魔力吗？Hey,kid.Youwantsomemagicpowers?完全免费的魔力喔Magicpowersforabsolutelyfree.一当然好一等等别着急Heck,yeah.-Wait.Let'snotbetoorash.看看这家伙Justlookatthisguy.两眼凹陷无神Checkoutthesunken,lifelesseyes.还散发着令人作呕的腐臭味thefoulstenchofdecay.你知道这表示什么吗？Youknowwhatthatmeans?我猜他很邪恶Meanshe'sevil,Iguess.当然很邪恶但是重点是Wellevil,sure,butmostly他很丑什么事都做得出所以你该跟他讨价还价he'sunattractive,andunattractivepeoplearedesperate.Youshouldhagglewithhim.免费魔法还不够你还有什么？Hey,1wantmorethanjustfreepowers.Whatelseyougot?好吧免费的魔法和Allright.Freemagicalpowersand.这个钥匙圈Andthiskeychain.你要沉着阿宝Playitcool,Finn.对我勉强答应这笔交易Right.1begrudginglyacceptyouroffer.很好那么交易成功Yes.Thenthedealisstruck.你可以从那个门去领魔力了Youcanpickupyourpowersrightthroughthatdoor.免费魔力这边请Thisway.探险活宝这地方看起来很神奇Thisplacelooksmagical.我们就在这儿领♥取♥魔法吗？Youthinkthisiswherewegetthepowers?没错就是这里Yes,1do.任何人皆可获得免费魔力要来点吗？Freepowersforall.Wantsome?好啊跟你拿吗？Yeah.Areyoutheguyhanding'emout?你要找阿布他是巫师YouseekBufo,thewizard.那他人在哪儿？Sowhereisthatguy?当然就在这儿Heishere,ofcourse.他在这里但不是你？He,shere?Buthe'snotyou.没错That'sright.我们应该揍他直到他好好说话为止Weshouldbeathimupuntilhestartsmakingsense.我们是阿布WeareBufo.那么你们愿苣归顺古老的制度Soyouwish.tobeinducted.intotheancientorderof.该死小雷包我们若不同时说话Dangit,Leonard.Ifwedon'ttalkatthesametime.就没人听得懂nobodycanunderstandus.抱歉天啊Sorry.Jeez.所以你们想要免费的巫师魔力Soyouwantfreewizardpowers?像是这种Powerslikethese.我们想要给我们魔力Wewant'em.Giveusthestuff.-Wewant'em.Giveusthestuff.一天啊一我们想要快点Yes,wedo.Can'twait-Ohboy.那么跟我来吧Thenfollow.请看这是巫师大殿堂BeholdtheGrandHallOfWizardry.有潜力的青年在这儿受训为了成为"终极巫师"Thisiswhereyoungpotentialstraintobecomeultimatewizards.但大多数人都还没有担负重任的觉悟butmostarenotready.fortheresponsibilitythatcomeswithit.一我很负责任一我也是mresponsible,dude.-SoamI.-他说谎-没错That'salie.-Itisalie.我为说谎负全责andItakefullresponsibilityforit.很好非常负责任Yes.Veryresponsible.现在我要赐予你们"巫师斗篷WNowIbestowuponyouthese.wizardcloaks.这是洋装Thisisadress.对而且我挺喜欢的Yeah,andIamintoit.很轻薄It,slikegossamer.这样穿才不丢人ThiswayIwon'tbeembarrassed.好每获得一种新的魔力Fine.NoW,foreverypowerthatyouaccrue.衣服上就会出现这样的星星图案youshallreceiveastarbadgelikethese.获得最后这颗星代表你成为"终极巫师Thisfinalstarbetokenstherankof.UltimateWizard.看好了老皮Markme,Jake,我一定会拿到最后的星星Ishallhavethatfinalstar.从哪儿开始？Wheredowestart?第一级灰尘飘飘1.evelone,dustomancy.酷灰尘飘飘Yeah,dustomancy.管它是什么东西给我Whateverthatis.Gimme.要得到这个魔力Toreceivethispower,得先吃掉两这根扫把youmustfirsteatthesebrooms.好的Allright.等等好恶心Wait.Thisisgross.天啊我吃不下去Man,Ican'teatthis.当然可以看我怎么做Yeah,youcan.DowhatIdo.这样好多了Therewego.你得到一颗星星了Yougotastar.看我施法Observemymagics.等等老皮等我吃完再施法Wait,Jake.Don,tuse,emuntilIfinishmybroom.最后一口1.astbite.老兄你也有一颗星星了Dude,yougotyourstartoo.我们会灰尘飘飘rWe'redustomancers.什么都没有这根本是诈欺Nothinghappened.Thisisatotalrip-off.阿布你算计我们Bufo.Youtrickedus.这个笨魔力根本没用Stupidpowerdoesn'tevenwork.冷静点孩子Calmyourself,boy.你太激动了Youareactinghysterical.没发现你正在施展灰尘飘飘吗？Doyounotseethatyouareusingdustomancy?一仔细看-这是我变的？Behold.-mdoingthis?所以我已经SoIhave.是的掌控了所有的灰尘Yes.Masteryoveralldustmotes.你还可以洞察它们的情绪Youcanalsoreadtheiremotions.譬如这颗灰尘很不满它的婚姻Forinstance,thismoteisveryunhappyinhismarriage.好像有点酷That'ssortacool.有点酷？这根本超酷的Sortacool?Thisisradical.对就是要这公热血Ooh,yeah!Forcethatenthusiasm!准备好学更多魔法了吗？Areyoureadyformoremagic?一还有更多？一多得不得了Wegetmore?-Somuchmore.第二级影子飞飞1.ikeleveltwo,thepowerofshadowcery.一你们看不见对吧？-没错完全看不见Youcan,tseeanythingthroughthose,right?-Nope,notatall.想得到控制影子的魔法Togainprovenanceovertheshadows.把手放进这个碗里placeyourhandsintothisbowl.-什么碗？一不行把眼睛遮起来Whatbowl?-No!Coveryoureyes!好啦Fine.把手伸进这个碗Thrustyourhandsintothisbowl眼球碗ofeyeballs.一眼球碗？一老兄没关系啦Eyeballs?-Dude,it,sokay.一只是去皮的葡萄一不对They'rejustpeeledgrapes.-No.是眼球They'reeyeballs.做得好你们勇敢地触摸了眼球Welldone.Youhavegropedtheeyeballsfearlessly.又一颗星星Anotherstar.太好了影子飞飞Yeah.Shadowcery.前进我的影子马Onward,myshadowsteed.别碰我Notouchies.巫师魔力太酷了Wizardpowersaresocool.我想要所有的星星Iwantallthestarbadges!第三♥级♥太棒了Excellent第八级做得好Welldone.第15级第27级第31级现在只缺最大的星星了Allwe,remissingnowisthebigstar.准备好吗伙伴？Youreadytocompletetheset,man?我弃权Nah,mgood.什么？你怎么能停在这里What?Howcanyoustopnow?我想要的都有了vegoteverythingIneed.永远吃不完的美乃滋alimitlesssupplyofmayonnaise.这个迷人的新发型Thiscaptivatingnewhairstyle.而且我才刚学到最棒的魔法一是什么？andIjustlearnedthebestspellofall.-What'sthat?睡觉Sleep.无趣的家伙Whatalame-o.阿布我准备好拿最大的星星了Bufo.mreadytogetthatbigstar.老实说Totelltrue,最后的魔法不是免费的thelastpowerisnotfree.什么？别这样老兄我没有钱What?Youcan'tdothistome,man.I'vegotnomoney.不是我们不要钱No,nocash.想得到最后的星星你必须发誓负起终极责任Forthefinalstar,youmusttake.thePledgeOfUltimateResponsibility.好我发誓Okay,I'lltakethatpledge.你确定？你或许不太清楚Areyousure?Perhapsyou'renot.sufficientlyfamiliarwith.我准备好了mready.说不定有些后果你无法Well,theremayberamificationsthatyoucannot.就让我发誓吧老兄Justletmetakethatpledge,man.天啊从来没有人这么不负责任地负责任Myword.venevermetsomeonesoirresponsiblyresponsible.很好现在抓住我的手Verywellthen,youmustgraspmyhand.就这样？简单That'sit?Easy.我的大星星万岁Mybigstar!Yes.等等我在哪儿？Wait,whereamI?仔细看你面前那颗比例模型球Directyourattentiontothescale-modelorb.那个小行星即将撞击这座庙吗？Isthatasteroidheadingforthisverytemple?是的它已经朝这座庙飞847年了Yes.It'sbeenheadingforthistemplefor847years.只有终极巫师的魔力能够阻止它靠近OnlythemagicoftheUltimateWizards.keepsitfromgettinganycloser.快点对那颗球施加魔力Quicklyaddyourpowertothatoftheorb.好啊Okay.好了现在呢？Igotit.Nowwhat?现在我要把杰瑞米长老从誓言中解放出来Now,IreleasetheelderJeremyfromhispledge.一雷札马呼一时间到了Razzamafoo!-It'sabouttime.你剩下的人生负责顶替他的职务Andyoutakehisplace.fortherestofyournaturallife.太棒了等等什么？Awesome.Wait.What?这就是终极责任的誓约内容Thisiswhatyousignedupforwhenyoutookthe.PledgeofUltimateResponsibility.这就是所有的巫师训练的目的？Thisiswhatallthewizardtrainingwasabout?一你骗我一年轻巫师小行星靠近了Youtrickedme.-Youngwizard.Theasteroidapproaches.对喔抱歉Oh,yeah.Sorry.我当然得骗你Itrickedyou,ofcourse.不然有人会自愿做这苦差事吗？Butwouldanyoneevervolunteertodothis?我走罗mout.天啊糟透了Aw,man.Thissucks.长老们一定有更好的办法Oldpeople,there,sgottobeabetterway.没有从古至今都是这样做的Nope.Thisishowtheancientoneswantedit.是吗？我倒是有个新潮的主意Yeah?Igotayoungeridea.傻瓜你的新花样只会害我们全部死掉Youfool.Yournewfangledthinkingwillgetusallkilled.青年文化万岁Youthcultureforever!你疯了吗？Haveyougonecrazy?快回弹力吊带上Getbackinthebouncyharness.一睡觉_你Sleep.Youare.终极巫术启动Ultimatewizardry,activate.或许脚的位置不对Maybemyfooting'soff?这就对了Thereyougo.我使出龙之眼Icastdragoneyes.老虎爪Tigerclaw.神剑手Vorpalhand.火焰脚Blazingfeet.天使双翅Beauteouswings.最后,Andfinally.我没有唱名的所有魔法everyotherpowerIdidn'tmentionbyname.只要合并所有的魔法Withallmymagicscombined,我应该就能把整个村落搬离小行星的轨道mpowerfulenough.tomovetheentirevillageoutoftheasteroid'spath.我需要帮助老皮快醒醒Ineedsomehelp,)ake.Awaken.反弹Reflect.我活了上面那是什么？Hey,I'malive.What'sthatupthere?糟了Ohno!我的笨蛋新主意要害死数百人了Mystupidyoungideawillberesponsibleforhundredsofdeaths.就是你害的Itsurewill.老巫师你们放下职责来帮我Oldwizards.Youditchedyourresponsibilitytohelpme!什么？才不是What?No.不寓开就会被小行星撞死Weleftsowewouldn'tbekilledbythatasteroid.好吧既然你们来了帮个忙好吗？Okay.Sinceyou,reherealready,canyoulendmeahand?做得好多亏我们村庄获救了Nicejob.Thankstous,thevillageissaved.而且你们还可以安享天年Andwereclaimedafewofyourtwilightyears.别忘了感谢我Don'tforgettothankme我847年计划就是为了这一刻forthiswasmyplanforallofthese847years.想得美你的计划只是骗一群傻蛋阻止小行星靠近Noway.Yourplanwastodupeasuccessionofrubes.intokeepingtheasteroidatbay.或许你是对的Perhapsyou'reright.我不再赠送免费魔力了Nomoregivingoutfreepowers.我在此放弃所有的魔法1herebyrenounceallmagic.我的人生结束了Mylifeisover!冷静老兄你不用辞掉工作Chill,man.Youdon'thavetoquityourjob.一不用吗？一不用Idon't?-Naw,别抢其他人的点子就好了justdon'ttakecreditforideasthataren'tyours.好吧好点子Okay.Goodidea.幸好我想到了GladIthoughtofit.裸体的小孩Hey,nakedkid.想要免费的恶魔心脏吗？Youwantsomefreedemonheart?一好啊一真圆♥满♥Aw,yeah.-Fullcircle.待续谢谢观赏