AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第一季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeComeon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#这里永远欢乐精彩#Thefunwillneverend#树鼻妹一看刀一对Swords.-Yeah.一看刀一看剑Swords.-Swords.天啊又在玩刀剑Menandtheirswords.你们两个不要弄坏我的苹果Youboysstophorsin'aroundwithmyapples.树鼻妹TreeTrunks.-TreeTrunks.快点过来吧我烤了莘果派给你们吃Nowcomeonover.1bakedy'allanapplepie.苹果派Applepie.我要比你先到一口气吃光光mgonnaeatitallbeforeyouevengetthere.不要啊No.一苹果派一一块都不要给他吃Applepie.-Don'tlethimeatitall.你们有规矩一点快坐好Now,youboysbehaveyourselvesandsitdown.走开苍蝇别碰我的苹果派Shoo,fly.Getoffmyapplepie.一只苍蝇停在派上Aflylandedonmypie.真是太恶心了再见That'snogood.Byebye.你干嘛把派丢掉？Whyareyouthrowingthepieaway?苍蝇想要吃就给它们吃Flieswantedit.theycanhaveit.反正你们不需要担心Anyways,don'ty'allworry.因为新的派在烤箱里马上就烤好了'causeanewpie'scornin'inawagofalamby'stail.新的派Newpie?-Newpie?派Pie.Yeah.派来了Hereyouare.好了快吃吧C,mon,goahead.好不好吃？Whatdidyathink?这是我吃过最好吃的苹果派Bestapplepieever.老皮谢谢Jake,thankyou但那不是最好吃的举果派butthatisn'tthebestapplepie.你在胡说什么树鼻妹Whatareyoutalkingabout,TreeTrunks?有什么会比你的苹果派还棒？Whatcouldbebetterthanyourapplepie?你都吃光了啦Youateallthepie.阿宝如果你什么都可以做你要做什么？Finn,whatwouldyoudoifyoucoulddoanything?都可以吗？我会抓住流星Anything?Well,dcatchashootingstar.然后到外太空去跟太空怪物战斗andtraveltoouterspaceandfightspacemonsters.我会把狗脸刻在月球上dcarvemyfaceonthemoon.这样月亮看起来就像我的帅脸sothemoonwouldlooklikemyface.树鼻妹你会做什么？Whatwouldyoudo.TreeTrunks?我会去摘一一颗苹果Iwouldgopickanapple.好逊1.ame.对不起我是说msorry,Imean.你不是每天都在摘萃果吗？it'sjustthatyoupickappleseveryday.这颗苹果跟我摘的莘果不一样Thisappleain'tliketheapplesthatIpick.据说那是苹果中的苹果Theysayit'stheappleofapples.是最稀有的一种Rarestkindofall.传说中它叫做水晶宝石苹果1.egendscallittheCrystalGemApple.一听起来超棒的一它在哪里？Thatsoundsawesome.-Whereisit?我听说它生长在邪恶黑暗森林的深处Iheardthatitgrows.inthedeepestendoftheevilDarkForest.树鼻妹你一定要去摘那颗苹果TreeTrunks,yougottagopickthatapple.一没错一什么我吗？Yeah.-What?Me?不行啦我只是只可爱的小象Oh,no.mjustacutelittleelephant.我不适合去外面探险mnotcutoutforadventuring.树鼻妹这是你的梦想TreeTrunks.Thisisyourdream.想想看那颗苹果在你嘴里一或是象鼻里Thinkabouteatingthatapplewithyourownmouth.-Oryourtrunk.想一想那滋味Imaginetheflavor.还有你满足的表情Andyoursatisfiedface.真的吗你们觉得我能战胜可怕的黑暗森林？Really?YouthinkIcanhandlethescaryDarkForest?对我们会帮助你Yeah.Andwe'llhelpyou.我们爱你树鼻妹Weloveyou.TreeTrunks.好吧我就去Okay.I'lldoit.叫我探险家树鼻妹CallmeAdventurerTreeTrunks.探险活宝树鼻妹TreeTrunks.-TreeTrunks.我喜欢离地面这么高Ilovebeingsohighupfromtheground.如果你坐在我的肩膀上会更高Icouldtakeyouevenhigheronmyshoulders,TreeTrunks.不行老皮她的胆子很小No,Jake.Shehasaweakheart.对喔Ohyeah.为什么地上这么黏？Whyisthegroundallsquishy?不管是什么东西我超爱的Whateveritis.mlikin'it.我也想玩Iwannatry.好吧你想做什么都可以Okay,mcoolwithlettingyoudowhateveryouwant.这好像面团It,slikesomecookiedough.你好吗？Hellothere.树鼻妹你别靠近TreeTrunks.Stayawayfromthat.看我的厉害肉墙怪You'regonnagetit,WallofFlesh.一只眼睛还有一张嘴Aneye.Andamouth.我想我有个东西非常适合他或她Well,IthinkIgot.theperfectthingforhimorher.是贴纸Stickers.树鼻妹小心点这玩意儿很邪恶Careful,TreeTrunks.Thisthingisevil.这是彩虹的贴纸Here,sarainbowsticker.这是有味道的贴纸Andhere'sascratchandsniffsticker.闻起来就像酸黄瓜smellsjustlikeapickle.这一张是立体的独角兽Andthisone'saholographicunicorn.但是它没有角Butitdoesn'thaveahorn.看你做的好事Now,whatyoudoing?树鼻妹TreeTrunks.你们最好待在树里面Youbetterstayinthattree,baby.树鼻妹你刚刚把贴纸贴在邪恶怪兽身上吗？TreeTrunks.Wereyouputtingstickersonthatevilmonster?是啊我还以为它需要温柔的爱Yes.Ithoughtitneededsometenderloveandaffection.好漂亮的蝴蝶Whataprettybutterfly.树鼻妹TreeTrunks?老皮我刚刚发现树鼻妹根本就是个疯老婆婆Jake,IjustrealizedthatTreeTrunksisoldandbonkers.我们不能带她穿过邪恶的黑暗森林Wecan'ttakeherthroughtheevilDarkForest.不会怎样啦一切都会没事啦She'llbefine.Everything'sfine.一但是怪物呢？一没关系Butthemonsters.-It'sfine.你确定吗？因为她没受过探险训练唳Areyousure?'Causeshehaszeroadventurertraining.对没关系Yeah.Wha.It,sfine.没事的啦She'llbefine.We.It'sfine.可能真的没事吧树鼻妹？Maybeitisfine.TreeTrunks?一她去哪里了？一树鼻妹Where'dshego?-TreeTrunks?不在这里禁止进入得找到她老皮Wegottafindher,Jake.树鼻妹树鼻妹你在哪里？Whereareyou,TreeTrunks?-TreeTrunks.这是你的茶杯Andhere'syourteacup.这个是我的茶杯Andhere'smyteacup.树鼻妹TreeTrunks?-TreeTrunks?这是你的三明治Andhere'syoursandwich.糟糕你弄掉了Youdroppedit.树鼻妹快跑TreeTrunks.Run.阿宝Ohhey,Finn.该跑去找妈咪哭了邪恶的标志Timetocallyourmamas,EvilSignPosts.别着急各位Patience,boys.大家都有茶可以喝There'senoughteaforeveryone.不行No.好温暧的抱抱Whatanicehug.我不是在抱你mnothuggingyou.我是想要救你一命mtryingto.saveyourlife.敌人太多了There'stoomany.阿宝Finn?阿宝那场茶会真是一点也不好玩Oh,Finn.Thatteapartywascrummierthanabigoldbiscuit树鼻妹都是因为你害我被痛打TreeTrunks,malljackedupbecauseofyou.你看我被打肿的脸1.ookatmyjackedupface.你生我的气吗？Areyoumadatme?没有我没生你的气No.mnotmadatyou.你太可爱T我没办法生你的气You'retoosupercuteformetobemadatyou.而且你是超棒的探险家Andyou'reatopnotchadventurer.现在我们一起去找然后吃掉那个水晶宝石苹果吧Nowlet,sgofind.andeattheheckoutofthatCrystalGemAppletogether.可恶Dangit.你去战斗我来看着树鼻妹免得她惹麻烦Yougofight.I'llkeepTreeTrunksoutoftrouble.交给我Awesome.老皮我想阿宝又会被痛打了Jake,IthinkFinn'sgettingjackedupagain.不会他没问题的他都12岁了Yeah.Finncanhandleit.He'stwelve.我知道有一个办法可以帮他IthinkIknowawaytohelphimout.你应该待在这里树鼻妹Youshouldstayhere,TreeTrunks.但是阿宝说我是顶尖的探险家ButFinnsaidmethatIwasatop-notchadventurer.而我的探险家直觉告诉我要诱惑触手怪Andmyadventurerinstinctstellmetoseducethattentaclecritter用我的女性魅力和小象的勇气withmywomanlycharmandelephantprowess.你别想去Noway.你来做什么树鼻妹？Whatareyoudoinghere,TreeTrunks?帮你啊我在用身体诱惑这个小伙子mhelpingyoubytemptingthisguywithmybody.它不是个小伙子树鼻妹It,snotaguy,TreeTrunks.它是一只用蛇当武器的脑怪It,saSnake-ArmedRubyBrainBeast.就算是脑怪也会寂寞阿宝EvenBrainBeastsgetlonely,Finn.老皮你应该要看紧她的Jake.Youweresupposedtowatchher.她冲破防线了Shegotpastme,man.我试过阻止她但是我敌不过她Itriedtostopher,butsheoverpoweredme.快点把她带走Getheroutofhere.阿宝快点杀了它Finn,killit.我找不到魔法宝石的弱点Ican'tfinditsmagicgemweakspot.在那里Thereitis.成功了我帮上忙了Ididit.Ihelped.我是全世界最性感的探险家mthesexiestadventurerintheworld.树鼻妹你不是个探险家TreeTrunks,yournotanadventurer.你又差点把自己害死了Younearlygotyourselfkilledagain.树鼻妹你想死吗？Doyouwanttodie,TreeTrunks?你以为探险是这样的吗？Isthatwhatyouthinkadventurersdo?死掉然后让朋友伤心因为他们救不了你Dieandmakealltheirfriendsfeelterrible.causetheycouldn'tsaveyou?冷静兄弟Whoa,man.我现在要回家了mgoinghomenow.树鼻妹TreeTrunks.别跟着我Don'tfollowme.阿宝Oh,Finn.你真不应该对着想帮你的小可爰大吼Youshouldn'tyellatcutiesthatjustwanttohelpyou.天啊我好自责Man.Ifeelhorrible.我是因为担心她的安全才对她吼的IwasonlyyellingbecauseIcareabouthersafety.你太在乎她才会这样老弟That'swhathappenswhenyoucaretoomuch,dude.树鼻妹TreeTrunks.-TreeTrunks.阿宝我找到水晶宝石革果了Finn,IfoundtheCrystalGemApple.你真行树鼻妹You'retheman,TreeTrunks.树鼻妹我不应该对你发脾气TreeTrunks.mahugebuttguyforgettingmadatyou.我是大笨蛋mahugefart.我那么生气是因为我在乎你不希望看到你受伤IwasonlyupsetbecauseIloveyouandIdon'twanttoseeyougethurt.真是太感动了阿宝That'sprecious,Finn.我接受你的道歉但是要让我亲亲脸颊andllacceptyourapologyifyouletmekissyourcheek.我不知道我Idunno,I.让她亲你的脸颊嘛1.etherkissyourcheek,man.这是一辈子难得的机会耶It,saonceinalifetimeopportunity.让她亲你的脸颊嘛1.etherkissyourcheek,man.这是一辈子难得的机会耶It'saonceinalifetimeopportunity.我,不知道耶1don'tknow.水晶守护者Acrystalguardian.树鼻妹这次不要再参加战斗了TreeTrunks.Stayoutofthemonsterbattlethistime.我不希望你受到伤害1don'twantyougettinghurt.好啦我答应你我不参加Allright,IpromiseIwill.很好你退开Radical.Backoff,you.你退开Backoffyou.不要再学我了Stopcopyingme.不要再学我了Stopcopyingme.阿宝Finn.我们做什么它们都学He'scopyingeverythingwedo.是我的蝴蝶朋友Hey,it'smybutterflyfriend.好可爱喔That'sprecious.继续跳树鼻妹Shakeit,TreeTrunks.继续跳树鼻妹Shakeit,TreeTrunks.太好了趁它学树鼻妹时打它一顿Jamclam.Let'sbeatitupwhileit,scopyingTreeTrunks.可恶真是太烦了老弟Crud.Thisisbarfdude.天啊我真呆Aw,man.matotalmoron.这次我们要用树鼻妹的方法战斗WegottafightthisoneTreeTrunksstyle.我去拿化妆品I'llgetthemake-up.水晶守护者Hey,CrystalGuardian.让树鼻妹咬一口苹果可以吗？AreyouokaywithTreeTrunkstakingabiteofthatapple?-我没问题一我没问题mokaywithit.-mokaywithit.我是大笨蛋Andmstupid.我是大笨蛋Andmstupid.你听到守护者的话了YouheardtheGuardian,TT.快去咬一口Bitethatthing.好的Okay.一树鼻妹好吃吗？一对好吃吗？How'sittaste,TreeTrunks?-Yeah.Howisit?待续谢谢观赏