AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第一季第二十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeComeon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#这里永远欢乐精彩#ThefunwillneverendIt'sadventuretime#偷金怪老皮?Jake.太难听了啦Soundedhorrible,man.我不知道怎么拉Idon'tknowhowtoplay.一点也没错Exactly.去看看1.et'sgo.你先走Waitup.我得先帮中提琴调音Igottafinishtuningmyviola.温柔村民你们为什么在哭？Softpeople.Whyareyouallinatizzy?偷金怪回来了TheGutGrinder,he,sback.偷金怪？TheGutGrinder?没错Yes.偷金怪是个吃金子的怪兽TheGutGrinderisagold-eatingmonster.很久以前温柔村民Inthepast,thesoftpeopleofthisvillage.喜欢把金子堆在广场中间enjoyedpilingourgoldinthecenteroftown然后围着金子跳舞anddancingwildlyaroundIt真是棒透了Itwasawesome.但偷金怪出现偷走了金子ButthentheGutGrindercameandstoleourpileofgold.我们想了个办法Soweadapted.把金子用大杯子藏起来andlearnedhowtohideourgoldusingabigcup.结果成功了Anditworked.偷金怪没有再出现TheGutGrinderdidn'tcomeback.不过最近Butrecently这大概是个坏主意andadmittedly,itwasprobablyabadidea.我们把金子从杯子底下拿出来wetookourgoldoutfromunderthecup.重新放在广场中间andputitinthecenteroftown.因为我们真的很爱绕着金子一起跳舞'CauseWereallylikedancingaroundit.但是天啊Butboy,ohboy,我们铸下大错wasthatamistake.你猜怎么着？Youknowwhathappened?它回来把金子全偷走了Itcamebackandateallyourgold?对啊Yes.你不要哭了老爷爷Don'tcry,softoldman.我会找到怪兽让村落恢复和平llfindthismonsterandbringpeacetothisvillage.我发誓Iswear.发誓做什么？Sweartowhat?我发誓维护正义Isweartojustice.他发誓维护正义Heswearstojustice.好了它长什么样子？Okay,sowhatdoeshelooklike?它太恐怖了Oh,it'ssoscary.它出现时我们都会吓到闭眼睛失禁Weusuallycloseoureyesandgowee-wee.whenheattacks但是它留下了脚印but.heleftthisfootprint.你看他的爪子跟脚印一样1.ook.Hispawmatchesthefootprints.好害怕我要尿出来了msoscared.mgonnagowee-wee.等等.No.大家不要紧张Calmdown,everybody.这是我朋友酷狗老皮Thisismyfriend,JaketheDog.谢天谢地Thankgoodness.对啊我差点尿出来了Yeah,Ialmostwee-wee'ed.等等你说看到偷金怪就会想尿尿？Wait,youweregonnawee-weeifIwasthegutgrinder?对啊我们超怕它Oh,yeah.We,reterrifiedofhim.那么我就是偷金怪ThenIamtheGutGrinder.我想要尿尿mgonnawee-wee.用胳肢窝尿尿Thatguywee-weesweird.我只是开玩笑的mjustkidding,everybody.我不是偷金怪我是mnottheGutGrinder.m.酷狗老皮JaketheDog.好可爱Kawaii.他只是一只可爱的小狗狗Heisjustacutelittledog.别说我可爱一Hey.mnotcute.狗狗拍拍Doggy.Pet.一怎么样？一我什么都没说What?-1didn,tsayanything.温柔村的各位Peopleofthevillageofsoftpeople.阿宝我和兄弟老皮I,Finn,andmybuddyJake.会找到这个可怕怪兽消灭它willfindthismonstrousmonsterandslayit.来吧探险时间到Comeon,let'sgo,Jake.什么？不要What?No.再见狗狗Bye-bye,doggy.再见温柔村Bye,softvillage.老弟我的脚掌跟脚印很合HeyFinn.myfeetfittheseprintsprettywell.万一我真的是偷金怪呢？WhatifIreallyamtheGutGrinder?你的脚跟什么都合Dude,yourpaws'llfitanything.这倒是真的这个怎么样Thatistrue.Checkthisout.我是小男孩阿宝我不会拉提琴mFinnthehuman,andIstinkatviola.我是酷狗老皮mJakethedog,喜欢闻便便andIputmynoseinpoop.便便有很多有趣的味道There'salotofinterestingsmellsinpoop.方块人发生了什么事？Hey,cubepeople.What,sgoingonhere?偷金怪冲进我们村落TheGutGrinderstormedintoourvillage吃掉所有的金子andateallofourgold.等等你说什么？Wait,whathappened?是偷金怪TheGutGrinder!不对他不是偷金怪No.He'snottheGutGrinder.他是我朋友He,smyfriend.我们看过偷金怪WesawtheGutGrinder,你朋友看来就像它andhelooksexactlylikehim.这太荒谬了That'sridiculous.老皮变回原来的大小Jake,backtoyournormalsize.对Oh,yeah.我才不是偷金怪IamnottheGutGrinder他只是一只可爱的小狗He,sjustacutelittledog.你们该去检查视力这叫帅Hey.Y'allaretheoneswhoarecute.mhot.你们看狗狗生气了1.ookhe'sallmad.更可爰了Evencuter.好可爱Socute.可爱一我不是可爱Socute.-mnotcute.我们正在找偷金怪WearealsoseekingtheGutGrinder.我和朋友老皮会消灭偷金怪MeandmyfriendJakewillfinditandslayit.说说它的长相Telluswhathelookedlike.就跟老皮一样但更大只Exactlylikehimbutbigger.偷金怪往哪边走？Whichwaydidhego?老皮够了Jake.Hey,comeon.一怎么了？一谢:各位What?WhereamI?-Thanks,guys.谁再说我可爱我就揍谁mnotcute.llmessyouup.阿宝Finn?一万一我真的是偷金怪呢？一什么？WhatifIamtheGutGrinder?-What?也许我会梦游去偷拿金子Whatifm,like,stealinggoldinmysleep.我非常确定你不会梦游Youcan'tbestealinggoldinyoursleep.我一直看着你睡觉Iwatchyouwhileyousleep.-What?拜托这样很恐怖Yo,Finn.Thatiscreepy,man.我忍♥不住我还拍了照Ican'thelpit.Itakepictures.那你什么时候睡觉？Well,whendoyousleep?英雄不用睡觉Justiceneversleeps.你平常一定有看不到我的时候There'sgottabeatimewhenyou'renotwatchingme.我可能趁机去偷金子自己也不知道ThatImightbestealinggold,unconsciously.你绝不是偷金怪YouarenottheGutGrinder.村子陷入危险Cityindanger.我们走等等1.et'sgo.Oh,wait.万一他们又说你是偷金怪呢？whatiftheseguysthinkyou'retheGutGrinder?我有个东西适合你Gottheperfectthingforya.大鼻子眼镜Grouchoglasses.太好了Iloveit.倒数三二一1.aunchinthree,two,one.天啊他们好像很伤心Oh,man,thesepeopleareamess.站住快给我报上名来HaltIdentifyyourselvesimmediately.我是英雄阿宝IamFinntheHero.我是大鼻子mGroucho.我们两个要去抓偷金怪We'reonamissiontocatchtheGutGrinder.我是这个村的村长Iamthemayorofthisvillage.村里所有的金子都被你说的那头怪兽偷走了Ourgoldhasjustbeenstolenbytheverymonsteryouspeakof.我在这里发誓Iherebyvow捉住小偷把你们的金子带回来tocatchthatthiefandbringyourgoldback.我的村民会感谢你Ourpeoplethankyou.我可以提供偷金怪的照片帮助你完成任务IpresenttoyouthisphotooftheGutGrinder.tohelpinyourmission.谢了一老弟是我Oh,thanks.-What?Finn,it,sme.只是看起来像你Well,duh,itlookslikeyou.我们早就知道啦Wealreadyknewthat.这只是自然界的巧合之一It,sjustoneofthoseweirdcoincidences.我的肚脐跟你的脸也很像啊1.ikehowmybellybuttonlookslikeyourface.对我知道你觉得肚脐像我Yeah,Iknowyouthinkitdoes,Finn.但这次不一样我好害怕Butthisisdifferent.mscared,Finn.别这样Jake?Stopit.这是他是偷金怪What?It'stheGutGrinder.把他抓起来Gethim.不对他不是偷金怪No.He'snottheGutGrinder.我以我的好名声正义之名Iswearonmygoodnameandjustice还有老皮可爱的脸发誓andJake'scuteface.他的脸很奇怪Hisfaceisweird.事实摆在眼前Thetruthisobvious.你朋友就是偷金怪YourfriendistheGutGrinder!一不要一你被捕了No.-Youareunderarrest因为你偷我们的金子forstealingourgold.我会想办法救你出去llgetyououtofheresomehow.算了我应该被关起来No,Finn.Ibelongbehindbars.看那些证据我真的是偷金怪1.ookattheevidence.IreallyamtheGutGrinder.兄弟你听我说Buddy.Listentome.从我有记忆以来你就是我最好的朋友You'vebeenmybestfriendforaslongasIcanremember.对我来说这足以证明That'senoughevidencetoprovetome你不是怪兽thatyou'renotamonster.那我为什么在牢里？ThenwhyamIinjail?只有偷金怪才要坐牢OnlyGutGrindersgotojail.我也在坐牢minjail但我不是偷金怪andI'mnottheGutGrinder.我是来吃免费牢饭的mhereforthefreegrub.等等我有个办法Wait.Igotanidea.偷金怪这里有你最爱的金子Hey,GutGrinder!1gotsomegoldherethatyoumissed.快点来拿吧Comeandgetit你就是偷金怪？You'retheGutGrinder?偷金怪GutGrinder.你好可爱小乖乖You'realittlecutesy.Littlecutesywutesy.我是偷金怪吗？AmItheGutGrinder?所有的线索都符合Allthecluesfit.我一定就是偷金怪ImustbetheGutGrinder.我想要金子AndIwantgold!成功了谢谢你救了我老皮Yeah.Wegothim.Thanksforsavingme,Jake.我不是老皮mnotJake.我是偷金怪mtheGutGrinder.金牙齿给我Nowgimmethatgoldtooth!怎么了老皮？What?Jake.金子给我Nowgimmethattooth.如果我给你那颗金牙齿IfIgiveyouthestupidtooth,你能不能不要再发疯r?willyoustopbeingacrazyjerk?搞什么老皮？Whatthe.Jake.每次我叫你变成怪兽你都不肯Youneverturnintoamonsterwhen1wantyouto.你都会说v现在不行我的头很痛”It,salways"Notnow,Finn,Ihaveaheadache.,t老皮现在只能用中提琴来救你了Oh,Jake.yourviolaisallIhavenow.不准碰我的中提琴Stayawayfrommyviola.还好你记得中提琴Yourememberyourviola.我还记得你拉得像在杀猪Ialsorememberthatyoustinkhardatplayingit.而且闻便便很棒Anddookieisradical,man.我才不管别人怎么说Idon'tcarewhatanyonesays.搞什么？我在哪里？Wha.What?WhereamI?阿宝是你吗？Finn?Isthatyou?不然我是谁？Whoelsewoulditbe,baby.看来我刚刚失控了IguessIwentnuts.你真的疯了Youaresocrazy,man.看起来真的疯了1.ikeactuallycrazy.能抱着你真好It'sgoodtohaveyouback.有你拍我真好It,sgoodtohaveyoupatmyback.天啊如果我知道你这么好控制Man,ifdknownyouweresoeasilymanipulated.就会偷吃你的冰淇淋Iwould'veeatenmoreofyouricecream.想都别想Cutitout.切开偷金怪的肚子CutopentheGutGrinder'sbelly.Let'sgetourgoldback.搞什么？Whatthe.饭饭你怎么会在偷金怪的肚子？Sharon?WhatareyoudoingintheGutGrinder?那是村长老婆一不是村长的老婆That'sthemayor,swife.-No,that'snotthemayor,swife.偷金怪的皮肤也不是真的皮肤AndtheGutGrinder'sskinisnotskinatall.而是布料It,scloth.饭饭是你偷金子的吗？Sharon.Haveyoubeensewing?没错嘿人Yes,Cameron.我一直在偷金子vebeenstealinggold.为什么饭饭？Why,Sharon?因为我喜欢购物BecauseIliketobuythings,Cameron.我爱花钱也很喜欢老皮Iliketoshop.AndIdresseduplikeJake.我觉得他帅才扮成他BecauseIthinkhe'shot.你真是太不乖了饭饭Youhavebeenanaughtygirl,Sharon.卫兵把她关进牢里Guards!Throwmywifeinjail.阿宝跟老皮FinnandJake.谢谢两位解救了尖刺村thankyouforsavingmyspikyvillage.不客气村长Noproblem,mayor.那么Now来个抱抱giveusahug.不用谢了No.Don'tdothat.我们不需要针灸别碰我们Don'thugus.Don'ttouchme!别碰我们Don'ttouchus.本季终谢谢观赏