AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第二季第二十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeComeon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#这里永远欢乐精彩#Thefunwillneverend#吸血鬼训练课真不敢相信艾薇尔已经一千岁了Man,Istillcan'tbelieveMarcelineisathousandyearsold.竟然还没看过.热讯号♥"andhasneverseenHeatSignature.这部电影会让他们超震撼Thismovieisgonnablowtheirminds.艾薇尔我们带热讯号♥'来了Marceline.WebroughtHeatSignature.这两位是老皮跟阿宝Hey,so,IwantyoualltomeetFinnandJake.他们还算可以啦Theyaren'tcompletelylame.大家好Whatup?两位这是温蒂Guys,thisisWendy.一布布一你好BooBoo.-Hello.一你好-还有乔治Hello.-AndGeorgy.我们以前在地狱是一伙的Weusedtobeinagangtogetherbackintheunderworld.这样很棒Yeah,that'sprettysweet.希望你们会喜欢这个震撼Hopey'alllikegettingyourmindsblown.好戏上场'causeit'sshowtime.这沙发是怎样啦？Whatiswrongwiththiscouch?妈啊害我牙齿痛Man,thatmademyteethhurt.对喔抱歉我从来没坐过Ohyeah,sorry.Idon,treallyeversitonthere.我都飘来飘去Ijustfloatusually.我们都是Wekindaalldo.什么？真不公平Oh,what?Man,nofair.对啊可惜你们不是吸血鬼Yeah,well,toobadyou'renotvampires.无论如何我一等等SoanywaysI.-Wait先暂时等一下Holdon,justasecond.艾薇尔请你把我们变吸血鬼Marceline,weinsistyouturnusintovampires.或鬼之类的我们很想飞orghostsorwhatever.Wejustwannafly.好啦可以Allright.Fine.一好耶一拜托Yes.-Comeon,你要转化这两个阿呆？Marceline,you'regonnaturnthesegoofballs?别担心我有个更爆笑的点子Don'tworry,vegotsomethingwaymorefuninmind.好了艾薇尔我们好了OkayMarceline,we,rereadynow.好等一下Okay,holdthatthought.我要进行鬼咬仪式mgonnaperformthebitingritual.你们把眼睛闭起来我说睁开再睁开Youguyscloseyoureyesanddon'topenthemuntilIsayso.如果偷张开Ifyoudo,你们的头就会爆♥炸♥yourheadswillexplode!好了阿宝你先OkayFinn,youfirst.我咬Bite!再咬Chomp!这就好了完成了你们觉得怎么样？Okey-dokey,alldone.Howdoyouguysfeel?感觉好像Prettymuch差不多thesame.我脖子有点痛Mynecksortahurts.你们不觉得有点饿吗？Don'tyoufeelalittlehungry?想吸血？Forblood?我,我感觉到了Ifeltit.老皮有感觉吗？Jake,doyoufeelit?吸点血也是可以的啦Yeah,Icouldgoforsomeblood.糟糕Oh,no.老皮我们这辈子都得吸血了Jake,we'regonnahavetodrinkbloodnowforalleternity.对变邪恶怎么办？Yeah.Andwhatifweturnevil?我就得擦古龙水了llhavetostartwearingcologne.你们别紧张Relaxguys.不用杀戮也可以满足喝血欲望YoucanSatisfyyourbloodlustwithoutkilling.你看1.ook.吃颜色就好给你老皮试试看Youjusteatthecolor.Here,Jake,youtry.一拜托一对不起老弟Comeon.-Sorry,bro.太好了我好像变强啦Oh,snap.Ifeelstronger.艾薇尔可以飞了吗？Marceline,canwefloatnow?还不行因为这是很高级的法力Notyet.That'sareallyadvancedpower.你们两个一定要先接受吸血鬼训练才行First,yougottagothroughvampireorientation.你们能办得到吗？Thinkyouchumpscanhandleit?#宝贝好耶#0h,baby,yeah#好吸血鬼课程的第一堂课就是学习Okay,guys.thefirstphaseofvampireorientationislearning.隐形Invisibility.你已经准备好尝试隐形了吗？YoureadyforthepowerOfinvisibility?准备妥当Withallmyheart.好转圈吧Good.Nowspin.旋转吧老皮Giveitawhirl,Jake.念咒隐形Nowchant.Invisible,invisible!隐形Invisible,invisible!很好成功了Yup.Itworked.我们隐形了We'reinvisible.你是隐形的You'reinvisible.我们怎么可以看到对方啊？Hey,thenhowcomewecanseeeachother?因为你们两个同时变成r吸血鬼Becauseyouguysbecamevampiresatthesametime.所以你们永远分不开soyou'reforeverlinked.太棒了Yeah.艾薇尔啊Marceline.你朋友也太笨了吧Yourfriendsaresomerealmorons.天啊莎莎自从鲁拉拉不吃肉之后Oh,myglob,Melissa.EversinceClarastoppedeatingmeat.她的皮肤看起来超好的herskinlookssogood.我是说她还是很胖Imean,shestilllooksfat,但是当着她的面我说不出口but,like.Ican'tsaythatjunktoherface.肿泡泡是游民1.SP,sahobo.我们去捉弄她1.et'smesswithher.我自己真的过得超棒的啦mdoingsoawesomeonmyown.像现在我找到这罐豆子1.ike,rightnow,Ifoundthiscanofbeans.阿宝老皮放下我的东西Finn?Jake?Putdownmystuff.她知道是我们Sheknowsit'sus.她一定是听出我们的声音Shemustrecognizeourvoices.我们来伪装一下1.et'sdisguisethem.我们是隐形的We'reinvisible!莎莎我要挂了Melissa,Ihavetogo.他们拿我的卫生纸Theygotintomytoiletpaper.莎莎我要挂了啦Melissa,Ihavetogo.你们快给我还来Giveitback,youguys.老皮Jake!不要No!我的豆子Mybeans!换我们去参一脚啦Timetojoininonthefun.你们两个毁了一切Youguysruinedeverything.我要杀了你们Iamgonnakillyou.但我们是不死之身Butwe'reundead.我们把她吓晕了Jeez,wereallyscaredher.你们两个吓得还真好Nicevampirescare,guys.谢了Thanks.一是啊一不错两位Yeah.-Prettygood,fellas.准备好了吗？一上下一堂吸血鬼课程？Youguysready?-Forthenextvampirelesson?我们准备好了一很好Youknowweare.-Good.这堂课的重点是什么？What'sthepointofthislesson?踢用力一点Kickthemharder!我的身体痛死了Mybody.Ithurts.一好了各位痛打课上完了一什么？Okay,everyone.Stopthetoughnesslesson.-Thewhat?阿宝老皮你们还好吧？Finn,Jake,youguysokay?我们没事We'reokay.一切都值得It,sallworthit.看吧他们没事See,they'refine.什么时候变这公心软？Whendidyougoallsoft?你以前很喜欢教别人痛打Youusedtoliketeachin,peopleaboutkicks.你们两个我认为你们可以学习怎么飞了Heyguys,Ithinkyou,rereadytolearnhowtofloat.你们只需要从上面跳下来就好Allyouhavetodoisjumpoffthatledge.酷喔Cool.等等学飞之前还有很多初学者课程要学Wait.There'smorebeginnerlessonsyouneedtolearnbeforefloating.像是1.ike,超恐怖吸血鬼走路你看thespookyvampirewalk.See?超恐怖Spooky!才不要Noway.我们想要飞Wewannafly.你们快点住手Youguysstoprightnow.你别紧张啦不会有事的Marceline,chillout.It'sgoingtobeokay.我们自有打算We'vegotaplan.现在就飞行位置Now,getinyourflyingpositions.吸血鬼万岁Vampiresforever!你们还等什么？你们自己说有打算的Whatareyouguyswaitingfor?Yousaidyouhadaplan?是啊就是让他们死掉Wedo.It'stoletthemdie.万万岁Whee-wha-woo.太棒了Awesome.我们成功了Wedidit.一好棒一算你狠艾薇尔Yeah.Awesome.-Waytogo,Marceline.够别想再谋害我朋友了Hey.Youguysneedtostoptryingtokillmyfriends.他们总有一天会死Theygottadiesomeday.我们邀他们到我们家Well,hey,let'sinvitethemtoourplace.他们一出现Whentheyshowup.就从大头吸走内脏We'llsucktheirgutsoutthroughtheirbrains!看到了吗？Didyouseeus?有啊你们真的蛮厉害的Yeah,youguyswereprettyamazing.我们要办鬼派对Hey,we,regonnathrowaparty.庆祝你们学到吸血鬼技巧Onhonorofyournewvampireskills.真是太酷了好棒Holysnaps,that'sawesome.他们是骗你们的They'relyingtoyouguys.他们只想从你们的大头吸光养分Theyjustwanttosuckthegutsoutofthetopofyourhead.一什么？一什么？What?-What?她只是嫉妒你们She'sjustjealousofyou.午夜在我们家见面We'llseeyouatmidnightatourplace.两位跟我保证你们不会过去Guys,promisemeyou'renotgoingtothatparty.我们不会去一不会去？We'renotgonnago.-You'renot?不去一整天学习新技巧超累的Nah.mkindatiredfromdoingvampireStuffallday.一要休息一下一好吧We'rejustgonnachill.-Oh.Okay.好了我们要回家了Well,we,regoingbackhome.和平Peace.鲜血路25号♥Number25BloodDrive.各位我们来了Hey,guys,we,rehere.看看你们太厉害了1.ookatyouguys,that'sawesome.怎么回事啊？Georgy,what'swrong?老皮发生什么事？Jake,what'shappening?他们是在测试我们的吸血鬼技巧Ithinkthey'retestingourvampireabilities.是喔吸血鬼飞踢Oh,sweet.Vampirekick!拜托不要再闹了Oh,comeon.Willyouknockitoffalready.你们根本不是真的吸血鬼Youknowyou'renotevenrealvampires.那我为什么在飞温蒂？ThenwhyamIflying,Wendy?老皮艾薇尔耍了我们Yo,man,IthinkMarcelinetrickedus.对啊Yeah.吸血鬼飞踢Vampirekick.阿宝老皮Finn.Jake.真对不起让你们变成这样msosorryIgotyouintothis.我真后悔这样对你们恶作剧Ishouldhaveneverprankedyousoperfectly.没关系It,sokay.你现在打跑那些鬼魂救了我们You'reherenowtobeatupthoseghostsandsaveus.不是吸血鬼打不赢鬼魂Oh,no,vampirescan'tbeatghosts.我们没有办法分出胜负It'slikearock-paper-scissorsthing.我是来跟你们道歉的Ijustcametoapologize.讨厌Oh,man.真不敢相信我们为了舒服看"热讯号♥"而死Ican'tbelievewe'regonnadie.真不敢相信我们为舒服看"热讯号♥"而死just'causewewantedtobecomfortablewatchingHeatSignature.你刚刚说Didyouguyssay."热讯号♥"吗？"HeatSignature"?你已经确认敌人的热讯号♥r吗大兵？Haveyoulocatedtheenemy'sheatsignature,private?是的但是我注意到奇怪的事Yes,sir,butIalsonoticedsomethingstrange.我没办法解释的事SomethingIcan'texplain.你倒是快说啊Well,spititout,man.我好像没有办法确定Ican'tseemtolocate.我们的热讯号♥ourheatsignature.这个沙发真的很硬耶ThisStinkupsmegabamm-bammtothej-stop.我们还不如像刚刚被吸脑Canwejustgobacktothebrain-eatingorwhatever?一看完再说啦一我们可以Afterthemovie.-Butcan,twejust.闭嘴Shut.小心指挥官1.ookoutcommander.我的热讯号♥啦Myheatsignature!待续谢谢观赏