AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第一季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeComeon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#这里永远欢乐精彩#Thefunwillneverend#爱的囚犯糟糕雪橇坏了Ohno.Oursled'sbroken.用雪做一个吧Hey,let'sbuildoneoutofsnow.杰克你在干嘛？Whatareyoudoin',Jake?笨蛋才坐雪橇Sledsareforsuckers.坐我的肚皮上Justrideonmygut.好啊Okay.交换Switch.换回来Switchback.是企鹅Penguins.我是飞天狗maflyingdog.超酷的Mathematical.什么是谁擅闯寒冰国？What?WhodaresentertheIceKingdom?是冰霸王来了IceKing'shere.你知道我为什么在这里吗?Youknowwhymhere?你知道冰霸王是什么意思吗？DoyouknowwhatIceKingmeans?我知道冰霸王是什么意思Yeah,IknowwhatIceKingmeans.一个大呆头Abignerd.算你狠Holycow.意思就是寒冰之王ItmeansmKingofIce.这里归我管Thisismydomain.你们违反了寒冰国法律Andyou'reviolatingIceWorldlaw.非法入侵trespassing.拜托老兄我们只想急冻一下Comeon,brother.We,rejusttryingtobeattheheat.对我们前院有个爱睡的熔岩人Yeah,there,sabigsleepylavamaninourfrontyard.他超火热andheissohot.等等不对我收回Wait,wait,no.Itakeitback.我说的不是性感的火热Imeannotlikesexyhot.不对你说的就是性感的火热No,no.Youdomeansexyhot.不对我说的是No,Imean.我才不管Idon'tcare.这是我的王国Thisismykingdom.你们不可以在这里横冲直撞随便乱来Youguyscan'tjustscootaboutonmylandwillynilly.这里可是有规矩的I'vegotruleshere.你干嘛不酷一点Whydon'tyoujusttrybeingcool?说什么我是国王What?IamtheKing.我是超酷的国王Iamthekingofcool.真是够rThat'sit.起来吧雪怪Rise,monstersofsnow.快去痛揍阿宝跟老皮一顿andgobeatupFinnandJake.糟糕Uh-oh.英勇的一记Ohman.Thatwasgreat.你们会付出代价的Youguysaregonnagetit.最好是啦Yeahright,sure.老骨头都快散了Ineedamagicback.来点综合坚果Trailmix.优格脆片Yogurtchip.收起来Tuck,tuck.好烦Oh,man.我回来了mbackhome.小妞们Hello,ladies.一糟糕他回来了一他回来了天啊Ohno.He'sback.-Oh,myGod,he'sback.好了我带了宝宝给你们Now,Ibroughtyouababy.还有小狗狗andapuppy.阿宝你还好吗？Finn.Areyouokay?野莓公主？还有热狗公主？WildberryPrincess?HotDogPrincess?怎么怎么回事？What?What'sgoingon?阿宝我们都是囚犯We'reallprisoners,Finn.一冰露王一干嘛啦？IceKing.-What?你为什么把这些公主都关起来？Whyareyoukeepingthesegirlsprisoners,jerk?你根本不懂Youdon,tunderstand.我收集这些公主因为我想娶其中一个IcollectprincessesbecauseIwanttomarryone.如果说你只想娶一个干嘛耍捉六个？Well,why'dyoucapturesixofthemifyoujustwanttomarryone?我先全部收集起来mcollectingthemallfirst才能挑选最合适的tobesureImaketherightchoice.你们太年轻了还不懂啦You'rebothtooyoungtounderstand.婚姻可是件严肃的事要过辈子butmarriageisaseriousthingandlastsforever.不可以冲动了吗？Youcan'tjustrushintoit,y'know.冰霸王不要这样IceKing,don'tdothis.放这些公主走她们不想在这里Justletthegirlsgo.Theydon'twanttobehere.她们当然想如果她们不想我早就解决她们了Ofcoursetheydo.Iwouldhavekilledthemalreadyiftheydidn'twanttobehere.对吧公主们Right,ladies?是Yeah.别担心公主们Don'tworry.Princesses.我保证老皮和我会保护你们每一个人1pledge.thatJakeandIwillprotecteachandeveryoneofyou.还有Andfurthermore.我发誓要确保你们嫁给你们真心想要嫁的人Ivowtoseeallofyouhappilymarried.我发誓要确保你们嫁给你们真心想要嫁的人towhateversweetthing.y,allwannabemarriedto.好我现在只需要可以刺冰霸王的东西Rad.AllIneedissomethingtospeartheIceKingwith.望远镜牙刷Binoculars.Toothbrush.水瓶绳索毛衣综合坚果Waterbottle.Rope.Sweater.Trailmix.我的笛子Myflute.我的笛子Myflute!真惨阿宝Oh,nuts,dude.我们开食人魔心脏锁的时候你弄断了啦Youbrokeitwhenwetriedpickingthelocktothatsadogre'sheart.可恶Darnit.想得美小子Nicetry,boy.公主们看见了吗？Princesses,didyousee?看到阿宝失败r吗？DidyouseeFinnfail?别担心阿宝Don'tworry,Finn.我可以搞定I'llgetusout就用万♥能♥钥♥匙♥手with.KeyHand.想都别想Oh,no,youwon't.老皮一轻而易举Jake.-Eatit.我我没事mokay.冰霸王你最好快放我们走IceKing.Youhadbettereithersetusfree.不然就来跟我决斗orcomeinhereandfightme.不然的话我要生气了'Causeotherwise,mgonnaflipout.你想要揍我吗？Areyoutryingtohitme?恕我失陪一下因为我要先去厕所上大号♥Well,excuseme,becauseIhavetogopottyinthebathroom.冰霸王IceKing.阿宝Finn.老皮你还好吗？Huh?Jake,youallright?我没事兄弟mfine,buddy.冷静下来好好照顾公主Calmdownandtendtotheprincesses.天啊对不起公主们Oh,mygosh.msorry,Princesses.黏黏公主你还好吗？SlimePrincess.Areyouallright?我们被关了好几星期He'sheldushereforweeks.他一直逼问我们最喜欢什么运动有什么怪癖questioningusaboutourfavoritesports.andquirkybehavior.我已经尽量少说一些了vetriedtotellhimaslittleaspossible.我明白了Iunderstand.肿泡泡公主你还好吗？AndLumpySpacePrincess.Howdoyoufare?超无聊的而且一点都不好玩mboredandmnothavinganyfun.什么一点都不好玩？What?Nothavinganyfun?但我昨晚才讲宝宝还有瓶子王子给你听1.astnight,IreadyouthestoryofBabyWhat-SitandtheBottlePrince.又不好听真废Thatwasn'tfun.Thatwaslame.其他的公主你们也这么觉得吗？OtherPrincesses,doyoufeelthesameway?对啊Yeah.废是废物的废吗？Whenyousay"lame",doyouspellL-A-M-E?好吧我会让你们见识Well,here.Watch,llshowyou.我们一定会玩得开心We'llhavesomefun.有我在就绝不无聊Fun'smymiddlename.好了野莓公主我想请你弹这个Herenow,WildberryPrincess.Ineedyoutoplaythis.我不会弹Idon'tknowhow.那你过来我教你Comehere,llteachyou.把你的手穿过栏杆Putyourhandsthroughthebars.很好公主像这样ThattaPrincessanddo.我办不到Idon'tthinkIcan.就照我教你的弹JustplayitlikeIshowedyou.别逼她冰霸王1.eaveheralone,IceKing.快弹不然把你挤成果汁Playitorllsquishyouintojuice.天啊Oh,dear.对继续弹Yeah.Keepplayingit.现在大家都拿一种乐器来弹吧Noweveryonepickupaninstrumentandplayit.一定会很好玩的Thisisgonnabesofun.阿宝你在想什么？What'reyouthinking,Finn?我就快要想出办法了vealmostdevisedaplan.我先让他打一下鼓我必须把细节都想好mgonnalethimdrumwhileIfinalizethedetailsinmymind.棒啦Sweet.好好玩Thatwasfun.有了真的很好玩Itwasfun.你应该去弄些更好玩的Hey,youshouldgogetsomemorefunstuff.没错好主意阿宝You'rerightGoodidea,Finn.的确是好主意Goodidea,indeed.希望她们觉得我有趣IhopetheythinkI'mfun.好了我有个离开这里的好点子Allright,vegotaplanforhowtogetoutofhere.首先大家要跳舞大笑First,everyoneneedstobedancingandlaughing.假装很好玩地欢呼好吗？andsayingfunthingslike"whoopee."Okay?当冰霸王回来的时候大家就开始演WhentheIceKingcomesback,everyoneplayitup.假装我们想请他进来跟我们一起玩乐likewewanthimtocomeinsidethejailandpartywithus.等他一进来Andthenwhenhestepsinside,我就冲上去痛揍他一顿wham.mgonnabeatthetaroutofhimwiththese.你们就护送老皮走大家都同意这样做吗？whileyoualltakecareofJake.Everyoneonboardwiththis?一好一棒啦好主意兄弟SweetNiceplan,dude.如果大家都只欢呼计划就会失败Ithinkifeveryoneissaying"whoopee,"theplanwon,twork他会知道我们是假装的'causehe'llknowwe'refakingit.有道理肿泡泡Goodpoint,LSP.我想说一点更像真的话像是超好玩的*mgonnasaysomethingfunlike."Aw,yeah,mhavingafuntime.天啊这大概是我这辈子最好玩的一次Oh,mygosh.""ProbablythebesttimeIeverhadinmyentirelife.*'快让开好玩的来了Makewayforthefuntray.怎么回事？Whoa.What,shappening?这或许是我这辈子玩得最开心的一次ProbablythebesttimeIeverhadinmyentirelife.一好棒一世界无敌好玩Sogood.-Themostfunintheworld.一怎么回事？一我们玩得超开心的Whatisthis?-We'rehavingfun.Whoopee.因为我离开房♥间吗？BecauseIlefttheroom?因为她们喜欢这里Becausetheylikeithere.因为她们喜欢你Becausetheylikeyou.因为你超有趣Becauseyou'reareallyfunguy.我不懂耶Idon'tgetthis.他不相信跳得卖♥♥力点He,snotbuyingit.Danceharder.快点进来一起玩Comeoninhereandparty.想跟我们跳舞吗冰霸王？Wannadancewithus,IceKing?来嘛C'mon.真的吗你们想跟我一起跳舞？Really?Youwanttodancewithme?对呀Oh,yeah.好啊Okay.太好了Yeah.Yes.等等不行别走Wait.No.Don'tleave.我要消灭你们I'llkillyouall.你为什么这公做？Whyareyoudoingthis?大家终于愿意跟我一起玩了Everyonewasfinallywarminguptome.不对才不是那样No.Thatisnotthecase.你是个疯？我不知道怎么帮你Youarenuts,man.AndIdon'tknowhowtohelpyou.可能是因为我太单纯Probably,causemjustasimpledude.或许你该跟像老皮一样人生经历丰富的人谈谈Butmaybeyoushouldtalktosomeonewithmorelifeexperience.LikeJake.阿宝干嘛啦不要把冰霸王丢给我Finn.Whatareyoudoin'?Don'tdumptheIceKingonme.你给我牢牢记住了老家伙Butyou,vegottagetitinyourhead,man.把公主关在牢里是错的puttingPrincessesinjailiswrong.阿宝你毁了我能娶到这些公主的机会Finn,youjustruinedmychanceswithfiveorsixpotentialwives.你要%比Forthat,youwill.我的胡子Oh,mybeard.为什么大家都不喜欢我？Whydopeoplenotlikeme?是因为我会法术吗？Isitbecausemamagicuser?还是我的胡子太蓬乱了？Orismybeardtooshaggy?我真的很努力想去当个好丈夫Itriedsohardtobeagoodhusbandforgirls.我到底怎么了？What'swrongwithme?你没良心You'reasociopath.你哪位？Whoareyou?我知道Iknow.你可能是一个大呆头You'reprobablyabignerd.你干嘛不学学我装酷.Andwhydon'tyoutrybeingcoollikeme.太空尘真的让人好痒Spacedustissoticklish.发生什么事了公主们？Whathappened?Princesses?谢谢你救了我们阿宝Thankyouforsavingus,Finn.不客气黏黏公主You'rewelcome,SlimePrincess.你记得你发誓过要让我们都嫁给想嫁的人吗？Andrememberwhenyousaidyou'd.vowtomarryustothethingofourchoosing?记得Yes.那么我想要嫁给你Well,dliketomarryyou.对这个嘛Yeah,well.Aboutthat.老皮快帮我Jake.Helpme.黏黏公主你最好不要嫁给阿宝SlimePrincess,youshouldn'tmarryFinn.他常常尿裤裤Hepeeshispantsconstantly.Allthetime.好恶心放我下来Oh,gross.Putmedown.对不起msorry.老皮)ake.待续谢谢观赏
