AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第一季第二十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeComeon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#在这里永远欢乐精彩#ThefunwillneverendIt'sadventuretime#怪胎城我走跳个舞WalkingHambonebreak.别过来啦Hey.Getawayfromme.够了Quitit.施舍一点吧Foodforabeggar.帮帮可怜人Foodforapooroldman.他好诡异)eezLouise,guy.施舍点吧孩子吃的Soyougotany,kid?Food?我只找到这么一颗糖Igotthislittlepieceofsugar.可恶这是我最爱的小方糖Nuts.mfrickenallaboutsugar.但是我更喜欢帮助可怜人Butmevenmoreallaboutfeedinghobos.等一下Wait,Finn.或许我们不应该随便帮助可怜人Maybehelpingthisstarvinghomelessguyisthewrongthingtodo.一为什么一我不知道我是说或许Why?-1dunno.Isaid"maybe."英雄总是把助人当天职Aheroalwayshelpssomeoneinneed.况且搞不好他是小精灵变的Andbesides,he'sprobablysecretlyanelf.对他好点就会得到回报whowillrewardusforbeingnice.给你吧拿去Hereyougo,buddy.不管你信不信Youknow,believeitornot,我其实不是乞丐mnotreallyabeggar.我其实是mactuallya.魔法哥MagicMan!他有魔法一天啊He'smagic.-Aw,yeah.我真是没想到Ididn'texpectthis.魔法Magic.走吧Away.想想开心的事Thinkhappythoughts,可爱小蜜蜂小宝宝小兔兔littlecutebees.Littlebabies.Tiny,tinybunnies.这是怎么回事魔法哥？Whatiswrongwithyou,MagicMan?你把糖给了我Yougavemethatcandy,那么我就要做点事来报答你nowlldoyouafavorinreturn.使用魔法Amagicfavor.#用超神奇的魔法#Amysticalmagicalfavor#一天啊一#报答你#Whoa,dude.-#Foryou#一干嘛这样？一因为今天Why,dyoudothat?-Becausethisday我要用魔法给你上一课amagicallifelessoncomestoyou.不要把我变回来No.Changemeback.等你知道我有多坏再说NotuntilyouappreciatewhatajerkIam.吃我这招真是个怪胎Whatanuttyguy.是怎样啦这算什么回报？Whattheheck,man.Whatkindofdealisthat?我帮了他他却把我变成臭脚YIhelpsomebodyoutandtheymakemeastinkyfoot?一你挺香的啊一快走开啦Yousmellprettygood.-Getoffofme,man!一只臭脚Y要怎么当英雄Ican'tbeaheroifmabiggood-smellin,foot.搞不好这只魔法脚Y没有那么糟Maybeyou'relookingatthismagicgiftallwrong.现在你变成超大臭脚rNowthatyou'reahugefoot.你可以大脚一踢把坏人踢到宇宙去youcankickevisbuttlikewaymoretimesashard.保证变成一个狠脚色老弟You'reone-hundred-percentkick,man.你为什么可以这么冷静？Whyareyoubeingsolevel-headedaboutthis?不要废话啦Don'tbeasisslFinn.来啊快来踹我屁屁Here,comeon,kickmybutt.你自找的看招You'rethesss,siss.好痛Ouch!看吧你就当当看脚嘛See,man?Let'sgiveyourfootbodyashot.不行我要去找魔法哥把我变回原状No,dude.IwannagofindthatMagicManandgetmybodyback.只要当一下大脚就好Justbefootforalittlebit.一好啦我会一太好了Okay,Iwill.Awesome,dude.你一定不会后悔You'llneverregretthis.好了等下怪兽来的时候Okay,whenthenextmonstercomesalong.就会踩到那边的陷阱he'llsteponthattriggeroverthere.让你的大脚身踢进怪兽的裤裆Sendingyourgiantfootbodyintothemonster'scrotch!这招烂透了Thissucks,dude.我们很坏We'reevil.我们的裤裆我们邪恶的裤裆Ourcrotch!ourevilcrotch!我就说吧你是个大英雄What'dItellya.You'reagreathero.我们再去设更多踢裤裆陷阱吧畅快当英雄1.et'sgosetupsomemorecrotchcatapultssowecanlaughandbeheroes.不要啦我们去找魔法哥No,Jake.Let'sfindthatMagicMan.拜托当超猛踢裤裆大脚Y是超棒的礼物Finn,beinganenormouscrotch-kickingfootisagift.别那么不屑啦Don'tscornagift.城里失火了Townonfire.感觉就需要你的超猛大脚Y去灭火ThislookslikeajobforFoot-Finn-Stomping-Ability.但是我连脚趾都没都办法弯ButIcan'tevenbendthesebigfattoes,man.没问题的啦Youcandoit,Finn.我之前是怎么教你的？What'dIteachyou,dude?不要对踢裤裆不屑Nottoscornthekickingofpeopleinthecrotch?这就对了Yougotit!现在我先去救城里的小宝宝Now,mgonnagorescueallthebabiesintown.只救小宝宝Onlythebabies.去当个真英雄吧Getyourheroon,dude!好吧没问题的Okay.Youcandothis,Finn.从小地方开始Startsmall,man,我要踩熄你mtakin'youdown.好烫妈呀快被烧焦了It'shot.Oh,man.msmokinghot.快点来救我我动不了了Please,helpmeout.Ican'tmove.怎么又来了一个怪胎It'sanotheroneofthosefreaks.一搞不好这火是他放的一不是我Itprobablystartedthisfire.-No,Ididn'tstartany.把他也丢到桥下去Throwhimunderthebridgewiththeothers.-丢掉怪胎一住手Getridofthefreak!-Stop!怪胎Freak!滚出去吧怪胎Stayoutofourtown.Freak.我不是怪胎mnotafreak,一是英雄一阿宝mahero.-Finn!老皮你怎么找到我的？)ake?How'dyoufindme?你快哭的时候我会感应到Icansenseyouwhenyou'reabouttocry.就像母女连心It'slikeamother-daughterthing.我才没有快哭我只是觉得想哭mnotgonnacry,man.Ijustfeellikecrying.我们必须去找魔法哥要问的我身体Wehavetofindthatmagicguyandgetmybodybacknow.我们要做的是找到桥卜.的臭家伙Whatwehavetodoisfindoutwhatreeksunderthisbridge.一老皮一都压过你的脚香味了)ake!-Ew,it'sblockingout.yourgoodfootsmell.快回来Getbackhere.闻起来像烤焦的呕吐物Itsmellslikevomitonfire.好像老人吃完乳酪的口臭Itslikefancycheeseinanoldguy'smouth.欢迎光临Welcome,travelers.我是歪哥怪胎城的市长IamGork,leaderofFreakCity.你们其中一个中了魔法哥的魔法IcanseeoneofyouhasfelttheMagicMan'stouch.对你认识他？Yeah,youknowthatguy?我会把知道的都告诉你IwilltellyouallthatIknow.我们是被诅咒的人Wearetheaccursedones.我们以前都是正常的人类但碰上了魔法哥alloncenormalguysandgalswhocrossedpathswiththeMagicMan.那是阿普是手臂That'sZap,thearm.你好Hello.怪怪小蛮腰Trudy,thewaist那是威威和拉西That'sWeeWeeandGorflax.他们被变成扁桃腺Theywereturnedintotonsils.那是阿金Andthat'sKim.别拘束就把这儿当家Butplease,makeyourselvesathome.要喝点什么吗？Wouldyoulikesomethingtodrink?一有柳橙汁吗？一做梦Doyouhaveanyorangejuice?-No.这个嘛我不知道Well,Idon'tknow,可能吧maybeI.我记得没有我去看看Idon'tthinkso.I'llgocheck.阿宝这个地方让我心情超烂的Yo,Finn,thisplaceisreallybummingmeout.我们快闪吧1.et'sgetouttahere.什么？不行What?No,dude.这可能是我找到魔法哥唯一的希望Theseguysmightbemyonlyhope.offindingtheMagicMan.我们真的有柳橙汁Hey,weactuallydohaveorangejuice.谢谢你的热情款待Thanksforbeingcoolandall.请问你对魔法哥了解多少怎么抓他？butwhatdoyouknowaboutthisMagicMan?Howdowecatchhim?捉不到他的他有魔法Hecan'tbecaught.He'sgotmagic.而我们是废物怪胎打不赢的andwe'reworthlessfreaks.wecan'teverbeathim.所以我们只好聚在这里自怜自艾Sowe,ve.gatheredheretowallowinourselfpity.你们连试都不试吗？Butdon'ty'allevenwannatry?一不要一为什么？No.-Whynot?你们过得这么惨You'realltotallymiserablehere.一就生活呗一才不是It,saliving.-No,it'snot,Zap.这才不算生活简直糟透了It,snotaliving.It'sdookiediapers.我不想当臭脚丫Idon'twanttobeafoot.一随便啦习惯r就好-我们都习惯rWell,getusedtoitwedid.老弟或许在这边可以学到一件事YeahFinn,maybethere'sanotherlessontobelearnedhere.接受命运的安排toacceptwhatfatehasgivenyou就当个悲惨的臭脚Y吧andstayamiserablefoot.老哥可以永远住在这个有老鼠的垃圾堆吗？Gork,canwelivehereinthispileoftrashandratsforever?可以住下呗Yeah,man.Doitup.好极了就这样吧Awesome.Herewego.够r不要闹了Jake.Stopscrewin'around.你会害我心情更糟You'regonnamakemegiveintodepression.不然要怎样？Whatareyougonnadoaboutit?没办法了吧Probablynothing,right?心情糟就什么都别做Ifyou'redepressed,you'lldonothing.我或许真的都不做I.MaybeIwilldonothing.或许我就摊在这里Maybelljustlaydownhere.摊着跟他们一起消沉1.aydown.Androtliketherestofyou.对当臭脚YYeah.Stayafoot.当臭脚YStayafoot.#人生就这样吗？#Isthisreallymylife#故事就此结束？#Isthishowmystoryends#被困在这副身躯#Bein'inthisbody#像是一场打不赢的仗#seemslikeabattlethatIcannotwin#就让我躺在这个地方#MaybeIshouldlaymyheaddownslow#堕落到地老天荒#Andsleepuntilit'sallova#英雄阿宝最后的下场#IsthistheendoftheheroboynamedFinn#我不想我不想#Heckno.Darn,heckno#我不能接受#Thisisn'thowIgo#我要用力对抗人生的难#I'mgonnakillit.mgonnakicklife'sbutt#并取得胜利#Andwinittowinit#我要对抗难关#I'mgonnatakelife'sname#唾弃它痛踢它#Andspitonitandkickit#人生难关去吃瘪#Lifecanjustgoandeatit#我会让你输惨#Causethisisaman'sgame#一快起来歪哥一为什么？Getup,Gork.-Huh?Why?#不让你躺在这里消沉下去#I'mnotgonnaletyoulayhereAndwasteaway#快起来歪哥#Youbettergetup,Gork,#踢醒你今天就要改变#orllkickyouupToday'stheday#好吧老弟冷静点Okay,man.Justbecool.#要怎么冷静啦#Andmnotgonnabecool#我超火大的#'Causempipin'hot#一#起来怪怪跟阿金#一好啦#Getup,TrudyGetup,Kim#-Okay.#我不会看着你们消沉#I'mnotgonnaletyourot#一阿宝一#老皮#Hey,Finn.-#Jake#不要再跟我说当臭脚Y#Stoptellin'metoenjoybeingafoot#快离开这垃圾堆#Andgetouttathattrash#你唱歌♥的时候我完全无法认真Ican'ttakeyouseriouslywhenyou'resinging,man.#起来我快受不了#GetupAllofyoumakemesick#我赏你一脚#I'llfixyouwithmykicks#滚回到阳光下#Gonnare-constructy'allsselfworth#扭转这种心态#Brickbyemotionalbrick#先等一下你听我说Wait,Finn,pleasestopit,man.我们不爱肢体接触Wedon'tliketouchin,eachother.拜托老弟Please,man.等一下阿金到怪怪下面去Waitasecond.Kim,getunderneathTrudy.拜托不要啦No,man.Please.我超级讨厌怪怪IfrickenhateTrudy.阿金我会痛打你"Kim!Iwilldestroyyou!好啦Okay.很好快点阿金Yeah,doiKim.很好轮到我了Yes,nowforme.看看我们1.ookatus.我们像个正常的巨人We'relikeabignormalguy.一我们完美融合了一谢谢你的帮忙We'reperfecttogether.-Thankyousomuch.阿宝谢谢Oh,Finn,thankyou.好耶我们去找魔法哥算帐Word.Nowlet'sgowreckupthatMagicMan.-没错一我不害怕他了Oh,yeah.-We,renotafraidanymore.我也要加入1.etmegetinonthis.我来变成小裤裤llformthepants.食物赏点食物吧Food.Foodforabeggar.你们有食物吗？Y'allgotanyfood?刚才还剩一点柳橙汁We'vegotalittleorangejuiceleftoverfrom.等一下Waitasecond!没错就是我That'sright.ItisI.魔法哥发射TheMagicMan.Zap.来吧废物们你们能怎样？Comeon,applegrease.Whatareyougonnado?没在怕的啦We'renotafraid.你们都确定吗？Areyousureaboutthat?超级确定You'redarnrightweare.把身体还给我们Giveusourbodiesback.为什么？你不是要当英雄WhyshouldI?Youstillactlikeahero只有变成大脚才有办法onlysoyoucangetwhatyouwant.你想教我们行善不该求回报Youweretryingtoteachustobekind.withoutexpectinganythinginreturn.我给你方糖的时候不该期待回报的Ishouldhavegivenyouthatsugarcube.withouteventhinkingaboutareward.错Wrong.一阿宝一天啊Finn.-Jeez.你只是把我们变成怪物而已You'vegiftedusnothin'butheartache,MagicMan.这有什么教育意义？What,sthelifelessoninthat?是的我的孩子Yes,mychildren,你就快要找到答案了youaresoclosetotheanswer.吃我这招Answerthis.打他的眼快戳他的双眼Gethiseyes.Cuthimintheeyes.我真希望没把糖给你Iwishdneverbeennicetoyou,因为你是个大烂人'causeyou'rejustabigjerk.没错这就对了Oh,yes.That'sit.你终于学到教训了You'vefinallylearnedyourlesson.现在我要把这个教导传给更多好心人Andnowmofftospreadmyteachings.tomoresissydo-gooders.不客气You'rewelcome!天啊这家伙真讨厌Man,Ifrickenhatethatguy.但至少现在我们都回复正常了Butatleastnowwecanallgobacktoourregularlives.其实说真的Well,actually.一我们爱上合体了一对我们合体超强Welikebeinglikethis.-Yeah,we'restrongtogether.一再见阿宝谢了一好吧Bye,Finn.-Okay.一再见后会有期一保重Bye,guys.Seeyalater.-Thankyou.Appreciateit.等等我们刚刚到底学到了什么教训?Wait,sowhatwasthelessonwejustlearned?可能是不要把糖给臭坏蛋吃了Maybeitwasdon'tgiveyoursugartojerks?说到臭坏蛋你是怎么搞的？Speakingofjerks,whattheblubbins,man?为什么你不帮我变回小男孩Whywouldn'tyouhelpmeturnbackintoaboy?这个因为我一直想Well,becauseIkindaalwayswanted.一什么？一我说What?-Isaid.我个人一直想当臭脚丫Ikindaalwayswantedtobeafootmyself.你现在就可以变脚TYoucouldbeafootrightnow.我昨天看到你变了臭脚丫两次Isawyouchangeintoafoottwiceyesterday.这很复杂啦lt,scomplicated,man.你长大一点才会懂you'llunderstandwhenyou'reolder.待续谢谢观赏