AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第一季第十九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeComeon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#在这里永远欢乐精彩#ThefunwillneverendIt'sadventuretime#核果公爵来试试看这个Here,trythrowin'thisone.这就是星期猫的惊喜Here'sonecalledCaturdaySurprise.快丢Throwit.好啊快给我滚Yeah,goon,getouttahere.除非你皮在痒欠打Unlessyoufeellikeafistcookie,不然坡好给我闪开youbetterkeeprunnin,.怎么回事？Whattheheckisgoingon?我不知道最好不要多管闲事Ihavenoidea.Butit'sprobablybesttostayoutofit.对啊这个看起来很蠢Yeah.Hey,look.Thisonelooksstupid.看它飞的如何1.et'sseehowitflies.糟了1.ame.核果公爵DukeofNuts!你干了什么好事？Whathaveyoudone!不好了公主以为是他干的Oh,no.ShethinksthatNutsguydidit.我们得去澄清一下Wegottagoclearupwhathappened.别担心亲爱的Don'tworry,mydear.我马上就能帮你恢复11haveyoufixedupinnotime.公主你还好吗？Princess.Areyouokay?我变绿变秃怎么可能好Yeah,Iguess,ifgreenandbaldisokay.天啊对不起我就是停不下来Boy.msorry,Ican,tstopnow.亲爱的别担心Mydear,nottoworry.这件衣服里的治疗牛奶很快就会治好你Themedicinemilkinthissuitwillhaveyouhealedlickety-split.只需要五天Injustfivedays,就可以变回美丽的泡泡糖公主youwillbebacktoyourbeautiful,bubblegummyself.要五天Fivedays?今晚就要召开哇赛皇家的盛大会议了ThegrandmeetingofOooroyaltyistonight.公主我想跟你说说砸中你脸的那个瓶子Heyprincess,there'ssomethingIshouldtellyouabout.thatbottlethathityouintheface.我已经知道了Ialreadyknow,Finn.核果公爵每一次都当坏人TheDukeofNutshasalwaysbeenabadguy.现在他做了这件事Butnowthathe'sdonethis,我绝对不会原谅他llneverforgivehim.不只是因为我讨厌核果公爵Andit'snotjustbecauseIhatetheduke.不管任何人对我做山这种事我都不会原谅dneverforgiveanybodywhodidthistome.我恨他们dhatethem.一但是,公主一永远Yeah,but.-Forever!永远？一还好我这次有证人Forever?-Finally.1haveawitnesstohismisdeeds.两个证人Twowitnesses.老皮Jake.阿宝你这英勇正义的猛♥男♥Oh,Finn.Myflawless,flawlesschampion.把核果公爵捉回来审判BringtheDukeofNutstojustice.判他有罪关进地牢Thejusticeofacolddungeon.这个女人发疯了She'scompletelybonkers.怎么办？WhatdoIdo?如果跟她说是我她会恨我一辈子IfItellherIthrewit,she'llhatemeforever.不要担心不可能的Don'tworry,thatwon'thappen.我们要捉到公爵We'regonnacatchthatduke.但是丢瓶子的是我们Butwe'retheoneswhothrewthebottle.老弟听好了核果公爵是坏人Dude,look.TheDukeofNutsisbadguys.一你怎么知道？一你想想公主这么恨他Howdoyouknowthat?-Thinkaboutit.IfBubbIegumhateshimsomuch.他一定是做过什么坏事thenhemusthavedonesomerottenstuff.搞不好他以前就丢过瓶子让人变丑Imean,maybeheeventhrewabottleandturnedsomeoneuglybefore.-也许你说得对一本来就是Maybeyou'reright.-MaybeIam.那好吧就这一次我们来当侦探Allrightthen,justthisonce,we,llbevigilantes.不对我们比较像警♥察♥Nah,we,remorelikecops.坏警♥察♥Crookedcops.公主不捉到邪恶公爵我绝不罢休Princess.Iwon'trestuntilthevillainousdukeiscaptured.谢了阿宝Thankyou,Finn.好吧希望到时候你已经处理好Okay.Andbythen,hopefully,you,llhavetakencareof这里this.我们到了核果公爵城♥堡♥1.ookyonder.TheDukeofNut'scastle.一核果公爵一你好吗？DukeofNuts.-Howareyou?根据公主的命令ByorderofPrincess.公主Princess.你好阿宝Hello,Finn.你是来逮捕公爵的吗？Areyouheretoarresttheduke?你怎么知道？Howdidyouknow?公爵告诉我的Thenutstoldme.因为我是公爵夫人ForIamtheDuchessofNuts.早知道就该问下这些是不是她的蛋什么的Ishouldhaveaskedifthesewerelike,hereggsorsomething.我知道我的丈夫对公主犯的罪行Iknowofmyhusband'scrimeagainsttheprincess.但你竟然做假证Acrimethatyoupersonallywitnessed.你为什么要骗人呢？Andwhywouldyoulie?Huh?是啊为什么？Yeah,why?他以前是个大好人Buthewasoncesuchawonderfulman.他拍狗狗亲吻宝宝Hepetdogs,kissedbabies.我们会一起躺在树荫底下we'dlietogetherunderneaththecashewbush.他还会教弱势团体跳舞Heeventaughtunderprivilegednutshowtodance.但不知怎么突然变坏了Butsomehow,he'sgonerancid.这些核果跟我说必须处决他Andthesenutstellmehemustbeexecuted.你要听听我的核果怎么说吗？Wouldyouliketohearwhatmynutshavetosay?我看这就不需要了Thatwon'tbenecessary.听吧1.isten!我不懂老皮Idon'tgetit,Jake.一个人如果邪恶Howcanthedudebeevil.怎么会拍狗狗亲宝宝又爱老婆？ifhepetspuppies,kissesbabies,andlieswithhiswife?什么你相信？What,youbelievethat?她是疯子Sheisnuts.听着老弟1.isten,man.我们回去面对问题吧1.et'sjustgobackandfacethemusic.谁管公主恨不恨你WhocaresifBubblegumhatesyouforever?像我超多人恨我的Ifsnobiggie.Tonsofpeoplehateme.臭老皮Why,Jake?为何不回我的信？Whywon,tyouprintmyletters?我恨你Ihateyou.是他核果公爵It,shim.TheDukeofNuts.我往左边你去右边llbreakleft,youtaketheright.我也走左边Iwentlefttoo.你比我想象的要小多了You,rewaysmallerthanIthoughtyouwere.老兄抓错人了Dude.That'snothim.没有人可以伤害核果公爵NoonewillharmtheDukeOfNuts.想捉他的人都会被我除掉Iwillkillwhoeverseekstoarresthim.真是够了No.Please.这样下去没完没了Thishasgonefarenough.他才是核果公爵That'stheDukeofNuts.我发誓要除掉对你不好的人ButIvowedtokillwhoeverdidthistoyou.他们不能把你带走爸Theycan,ttakeyouaway,Dad.最坚强的核果是谁就是你Who,sthetoughestlittlenut?That'syou.等一下Onesecond.兄弟我不明白Man,Idon'tknow,Jake.如果他是个好人的话公主干嘛恨他WhywouldPrincessBubblegumhatehimifhewassuchaniceguy?他是一个好爸爸Justbecausehe'sagoodfather.但是并不表示他就不是一个坏蛋doesn'tnecessarilymeanheisn'tavillain.他也不像个坏蛋Thatdoesn'tlooklikeavillain.你给我一点时间我可以找出他是坏蛋的原因Icouldprobablythinkofareason.whythat,svillainousifyougavemeenoughtime.应该吧Maybe.我们干脆承认好了Maybeweshouldjustconfess.但是公主会恨我们一辈子ButthenPrincessBubblegumwillhateusforever.老弟被讨厌没有那么糟Hey,man.It,snotthatbadbeinghated.快点捡起来Comeon.Pickitup.老皮收你这个那什么娘养的Yousonofableep-blob!抱歉让你们久等Sorrytomakeyouwait.我做了一顶雏菊王冠给你们Imadethesedaisycrownsforyouguysasa.感谢你们两位耐心等候Asatokenofmygratitudeforwaiting.对不起我必须要先坐一下Sorry,I.1havetositdownforasecond.我知道这个问题很奇怪Iknowthisisanoddquestion,但你们身上不会刚好有布丁吧but.youwouldn'thappentohaveanypuddingonyou,wouldyou?刚好有包包里有一个Actually,yeah,IthinkIhaveoneinmypack.谢天谢地Thankgoodness.我这还有一根汤匙IthinkIhaveaspooninheretoo.杯子去哪儿了？Whathappenedtothecup?我好丢脸被你们知道了msoembarrassed.Nowyouknowmyshame.我会无法控制一直吃布丁Ican'tstopeatingpudding.-什么？一我没告诉别人What?-1don,ttellpeople因为不想让他们担心becauseIhatemakingthemworry.没错我患有罕见疾病butyes,Ihaveararecondition.布丁缺乏症Apuddingdeficiency.我每次去城♥堡♥都会待在皇家布丁中心吃个不停AndIalwaysendupeatingalloftheroyalpuddingsupply.wheneverIgotothecastle.所以公主才会那么讨厌你Sothat'swhyPrincessBubblegumhatesyou.对但我没有把公主变成绿脸的秃头Yes,butIdidn'tturnPrincessBubblegum.greenandbald.我绝不会做这种事Iwouldneverdosuchathing.天啊你当然不会你是个大好人Ofcourseyouwouldn't.You'retooniceaguy.我才是丢瓶子的人mtheonethatthrewthebottle.我本来要告诉她Iwasgonnatellher,但是她突然发疯rbutthenshestartedtalkin'allcrazy.还说不会原谅我我就慌了Shesaidshe,dneverforgiveme.AndIdid.Ididn'tknow.没关系啦人都会犯错的Hey,it'sokay.Peoplemakemistakes.这是成长的一部份It,sallpartofgrowingup.而你绝不会停止成长Andyouneverreallystopgrowing.你对我这么好反而会让我觉得更糟糕Nowyou'remakingmefeelevenworsebybeingsoniceaboutit我&hearts汗♥脆去认个罪承担这一切MaybeIshouldjustconfessthecrimeandendallthis.等等我想我有个办法Wait.IthinkImighthaveanidea.可以恢复所有人的名誉thatwillsaveeveryone,sreputations.一停一阿宝Halt.-Finn.你找到公爵了吗？DidyoufindtheDukeyet?还没有但是你有危险了公主Notyet.Butyouareingravedanger,princess.这座森林中有一个刺客Thereisanassassinintheseverywoods.准备要阻止你去参加盛大会议Deadsetonstoppingyoufromreachingthegrandmeeting.有东西在树丛摇来摇去Infact,what'sthatrustlinginthebush?摇摇摇来摇去Rustle.我要突袭r站住manambush.Halt.怎么回事？What'sgoingon?我太早出来了吗？DidIcomeouttooearly?你想做什么陌生人？Whatareyouheretodo,stranger?我来找公主的vecomefortheprincess.我是一个刺客manassassin.两位Guys.退后一点我来阻止他Standback.Iwillstophim.我要杀了你再把你的小孩抢走llkillyouandraiseyourchildrenasmyown.演戏而已你当真了Remember,it'sjustacting,Jake.对不起了Sorry,dude.现在要杀死你等等Nowtokillyouup.Butwait.这应该不是美丽的泡泡糖公主吧Surely,thiscannotbethefairPrincessBubblegum.她那粉红色的嫩脸颊呢Whereareherpink,flushcheeks?还有长长的秀发呢Thelong,gooeyhair?很明显这不是泡泡糖公主Clearly,theprincesstravelselsewhere.再见了1.ater,Bubblegum.该你r老兄Getoutthere,man.我不晓得做不做得到Idon'tknowifIcandothis.加油Go.这就是我核果公爵做的Andthat,showI,theDukeofNuts.让你的脸完全认不出来bydisfiguringyoubeyondallrecognition.巧妙救了你一命humblysavedyourlife.好耶'Yeah.Allright.你们三个是在演哪出？Whatwasthepointofthislittleplayagain?为什么没有把核果公爵铐起来Andwhyisn'tthedukeclappedinirons?说得对不管是不是我做的She'sright.Innocentornot,我都应该承担Ishouldacceptwhat,scomingtome.薄荷管家Peppermintbutler.糟了Oh,no.我今天真是不顺Nuttin'sgoingmywaytoday.一不行一阿宝No.-Finn?瓶子不是公爵丢的Thedukedidn'tthrowthatbottle.公主我有事要跟你坦白Princess,Ihavesomethingsuckytoconfess.瓶子是我丢的mtheonewhothrewthebottle.对不起但如果我告诉你msorry.ButIknewifItoldyou.你会恨我一辈子you'dhatemeforever.这个嘛Well.我想我不会一直对你生气Icouldneverstaymadatyouforever.你看起来已经悔过了Andyouseemgenuinelypenitent.我不太懂你的意思Idon'tevenknowwhatthatmeans,但是谢谢butthankyou.但这并不能浇熄我对公爵的恨意Butthatdoesn'tdousemyhatredfortheduke.你们有什么深仇大恨？Yeah,what'supwiththathate?那家伙每次都把我的布丁吃光光Thatjerkalwaysemptiesoutmypuddingpantry.他就是控制不了一直吃布丁Hejustcan'tcontrolhimselfaroundpudding.他有不得已的苦衷Hegoesco-co-nutsforit因为公爵有布丁缺乏症Becausehehasapuddingdeficiency.是真的公主殿下It,strue,yourmajesty.m.真对不起我生病了msorryformymedicalcondition.天啊你真可怜Oh,my.Youpoorman.我当然会原谅你Ofcourseyou'reforgiven.我根本不相信他Yeah,Idon'tbelieveawordfromhim.我很抱歉让你暂时变得这么丑公主mrealsorryaboutmakingyoutemporarilyugly,princess.尤其是在哇赛皇家盛大会议之前EspeciallybeforethegrandmeetingofOooroyalty.我真希望能够未M尝你Iwishtherewassomewaytomakeituptoyou.说不定可以Maybethereis,Finn.说不定Maybethereis.怎样？你说.说不定"What?Yousaidmaybe.哇赛皇家150周年盛大会议现在开始CalltoordertheSesquicentennialgrandmeetingofOooroyalty.我现在邀请糖果王国的代表InowcalluponthedelegatefromtheCandyKingdom.泡泡糖公主PrincessBubblegums?我冒昧以尊贵公主的身份在此对各位贵宾发言Itwouldbepresumptuous,indeed,topresentmyselfagainst.我冒昧以尊贵公主的身份在此对各位贵宾发言thedistinguishedprincesstowhomyouhavelistened.请小姐喝杯饮料好吗？BuyaIadyadrink?是核果侯爵TheMarquisofnuts!-TheMarquisofnuts!对但我不是一个人Yes.ButIdidn'tcomealone.记得我吗老皮？Rememberme,Jake?忘了Nope.待续谢谢观赏