AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第一季第二十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeComeon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#这里永远欢乐精彩#ThefunwillneverendIt'sadventuretime#下雨天的白日梦好耶Aw,yeah.老皮准备好小猪叫Jake,getreadyforaslapinthejowls.不玩了准备好Seriouslythough,getready展开一整天的大冒险foradayfilledwithadventure.一真的吗？一是啊老皮Whoa,really?-Yeah,man.我在手臂上写了要做的一些酷事情Iwroteonmyarmthis"todo"listofcooljunk.第一件Numberone.后空翻跳卜.这座桥劈腿落地Back-flipoffthisbridgeanddothesplits.第二件一起打败群妖怪Numbertwo.Trackdownandslayagoblinhorde.第三件有乌云？Numberthree.Stormclouds?阿宝是暴风刀子雨Finn,it,saknifestorm.下刀子雨了快跑It,srainingknives,man.Comeon.我以前从来没见过刀子雨好美啊veneverseenaknifestormbefore.It'sbeautiful.看来今天得待在家里了1.ookslikewe,restayingintoday,kid.我们要做什么？Well,whatarewegonnado?谁想要来打电动玩具？Whowantstoplayvideogames?哗莫Beemo.-Beemo.今天有什么游戏牌莫？What'sonthemenu,Beemo?我发明了一种新游戏叫做对话游♥行♥"havecreatedanewgamecalledConversationParade.一好耶一开始吧Allright.-Startitup,Beemo.#你觉得天上的星星怎么样？#Whatdoyouthinkaboutthestarsinthesky#我想还好吧一还不错It,sOkay,Iguess.-Yeah,they'recool.#这是很有趣的答案#Thatisaninterestingresponse#电量不足关机Batterylow.Shutdown.这游戏好烂Beemo,thatwasweak.现在呢？Whatnow?老弟我想到一件超酷的事Dude,Iknowsomethingtotallyrockingwecando.是什么？What?我们来玩想象力游戏1.et'suseourimaginations,man.才不要Barfthat.无法面对现实的宅男才会靠想象力做梦Imaginationisforturbonerds.whocan'thandlehowkick-buttrealityis.我在现实就超强makick-buttrealitymaster.我宁死也不要用想象力Iwouldratherdiethanbeimaginative.我说真的Imeanthat.你的损失Yourloss.岩浆包围我们了1.ava.Lavaallaroundus.地板上有岩浆1.avaonthefloor.安静啦Shutup,man.我是说真的Seriously,man.这栋房♥子一定被施了什么法术Theremustbeanenchantmentonthehouseorsomething.我才不玩你的幼稚游戏老皮mnotplayingyourchild-stylegames,guy.学学我Watchandlearn因为我是现实Ik界的大♥师♥asImasterreality.不要No!老皮这是怎样啦？Jake,whatthehey-hey?我以为这只是想象力游戏Iwasjustplayingaroundwithmyimagination.没想到都变真的了Andtheneverythinggotintense.看来你想象的东西都会变真的It'slikewhateveryouimaginebecomesreal.这太酷了That'sbananas.别想象脑袋瓜爆♥炸♥Don'timagineblowingapartmyownbrain.别想象眼睛掉出来飞来飞去Don'timaginemyeyeballscomingtolife.andflyingaroundwithrocketpacks.老弟想象哗莫发明更棒的电玩Dude.ImaginethatBeemoinventedabettervideogame.而且有了新电池andthathehasnewbatteries.可以不要想岩浆了吗？Butfirst,stopimagininglava.没办法Ican't.我的想象力太厉害了Myimagination'stooamazing.想象你把想象力关掉Imagineturningyourimaginationoff.我办不到Ican't,dude.但是我可以想象ButIthinkIcanimagine一个关掉想象力的机器animaginationturning-offmachine.但是在楼上Thatisupstairs.被一堆陷阱鬼怪包围surroundedbyacrudloadoftraps,ghosts.还有怪兽毒液喷泉monstersandpoisonfountains.还有And.女生girls.漂亮女生跟仓鼠Cutegirlsandhamsters.你就不能让事情简单一点吗？Can'tyoumakeiteasiertogettothatmachine?不能限制我的想象力Youcan'tholdthisbabyback.不能这样教小孩That'sbadparenting,mama.那就由我来Thenit,suptome成为你想象力的终结者totakeyourimaginationdowntown.我们回到基地去变装吧1.et'sgotothedenandsuitup.好耶Neat.一去拿那个飞弹一好Grabthatmissile.-Okay.还有那个宇宙铁手套Andgetthatcosmicgauntlet.不要旁边有一个更好的Nah,there'sabetteroneoverbythedesk.我刚撞到什么？WhatdidIjusthit?我想象的一道墙mimaginingawall.你可以绕过去Youcanjustgoaroundit.真的吗就这样？Really?Thafsit?有没有其他隐形的山怪？Thereisn'tanyinvisibleangrytrolloranything?现在出现rWell,thereisonenow.小心1.ookout.它捉住我的脚Icanfeelitonmyfoot.我要消灭你山怪llkillyou,troll.你踢太高了它比你还矮You'rekickingtoohigh.He,sshorterthanyou.很好你打败它了AllrightYou,regettinghim,man.你现在在揍它的家人Nowyou'reupper-cuttinghisfamily.你踢到山怪老婆的脸了Youjustkickedhiswifeintheface.老婆要回来报仇了She'scomingbackforrevenge.不管了Cramthis.我们要去找你的想象力机器Wegottabookittoyourimaginationmachine.刀子雨还在下记得吗？Theknifestorm,remember?天啊Oh,boy.我找到了一点糖果Finn,Ifoundsomecandy.吃起来像香蕉糖Ittasteslikebananacandy,man.拿去吧吃吃看Hereman,trysome.试着想象桥上有铁制遮雨棚Okay.Trytoimaginesomekindof.,steelumbrella,overthebridge过桥才不会变刺猬so.Wedon'tgetknifed.好的Okay.大功告成Itisdone.一你成功了一探险家Hey,youdidit,man.-Hold,voyagers.要通过这座桥Tocrossthisbridge.你必须先通过谜语挑战youmustfirstpassthetestoftheriddle.想象中的谜语大♥师♥AnimaginaryRiddleMaster?说你的谜语吧谜语大&hearts师♥Askmeyourriddle,RiddleMaster.我接受你的挑战Iacceptyourtest.准备好蠢蛋Then,braceyourselffool.这个谜语来自神秘的遥远国度forthisriddlecomesfromamysteriousfarawayland.快一点啦1.ayitonme.是的这谜语是一Yes.Theriddle.itcometh.糟糕我想象不出谜语Ican'timagineariddle.拜托想个简单的Dude,justmakeitsupereasy.这就是谜语Theriddlecometh.告诉我探险家Tellme,voyager.什么东西很简单同时也是一个谜语？Whatissimple?Andyetalsoariddle?这谜语太烂了吧Man,thatriddlesucks.你答错了Thatisthewronganswer.惩罚就是Thepenaltyis.被蛇狂咬致死deathbysnakes.最好是这样送你吃颗飞弹Yeah,right.vegotamissile.不要No!你把蛇炸到我们身上了啦Youexplodedthesnakesrightatus.我感觉到蛇爬满我的脸Icanfeelthemallovermyface.想象的毒液进入我的血液Imaginarypoisoncoursingthroughmyveins.对不起老弟msorry,brother.msorry.快去拿你的想象力机器我们就会没事1.et'sjustgettoyourimaginationmachineandwe'llbeokay.一堆小象宝宝电锯还有便便飞过来了Abigbowlofbabyelephants,chainsaws.anddoodooisflyingtowardsus.快跳Jump,dude.吃灵魂的来了攻击脖子HerecomestheSoulEater.Snapitsneck.火箭筒妖怪看到你了TheBazookaGoblinhasyouinhissights.不要拿你的火箭筒攻击我们Hey,don'tshootuswiththatbazooka.不准你这么做Don'tyoudoit.别这么做Don'tdoit,man.好吧Okay.好了该你露一手了Allright.Useyourpowersorsomething.毒液快要毒死我了Thispoisonisabouttokillme.好吧上去了Allright.Goingup.你看我的关掉想象力机就在床的左边Checkit.Myimagination-offmachineisleftofthebed.一没有隙碍吗？一只有一群漂亮女生Isitclear?-Yeah.Imeanthere,sabunchofcutegirls.她们应该不会烦你buttheyshouldn'tbotheryou.在哪里?Where?Whereisthis?Ican't.It's.No.可恶Aw,man.我找到关闭的把手了Ifoundtheshutofflever.太好了老弟Cool,man.小妹妹如果你是真实存在的Dang,girl.Ifyouweren'tafigmentofmyimagination,我就会想跟你生小孩了dwanttohaveyourbaby.你在笑什么？What,reyoulaughingat?好我要关掉了Allright,mgonnaturnitoff.你不是说没危险了吗？Yousaiditwasclearofdanger.老弟我什么都没看到Dude,Ican'tseeanything.我一定是想象有一只隐形怪兽Imusthaveimaginedaninvisiblemonster.什么？What?Well.我要怎么对付它？HowdoIkillit?我来了老弟mcornin',buddy.好了隐形怪Alright,invisibo.吃我一拳吧Eatapieceofthis.快一点到把手那边Hurry,Finn,gettothelever.好的Okay.我要关掉了mdoingit.想象的毒液不见了老皮Awyeah.Theimaginarypoisonisgone,Jake.老皮Jake?醒一醒Hey,comeon.Wakeup,man.你好阿宝Hello,Finn.我醒了而且很健康Iamawakeandhealthy.老皮你怎么变得死气沉沉？Jake,what'shappenedtoyourbombasticpersonality?我不懂你在说什么Idonotknowwhatyoumean.我就跟以前一样有活力Iamperfectlybombastic.不对你不太对劲Nah,man.Nah.Something,swrong.告诉我一些酷事Tellmesomethingamazing.阿宝我没办法告诉你很酷的事ButFinn,Icannottellyousomethingamazing.因为根本就没发生很酷的事asthereisnothingamazinghappeningaroundus.没办法说给你听thatIcandescribeforyou.看吧你现在很无聊See,man,yousucknow.看来你还是需要想象力Crap.It'syourimagination.Youneedthatthing.老皮别拉了Jake,stopit,man.你一直拉同一个音符You'rejustplayingonecontinuousnote.好的声音一个音符就够了Onenoteisallthatisneeded.我要把你的想象力机打开mgonnaturnyourimaginationbackon.在哪里？Where?老皮你的想象力机开关不见了Jake,yourimaginationon/offswitchhasvanished.当然True.你忘记刚才关掉了我的想象力吗？Doththounotremembershuttingdownmineimagination?我记得Irememberith.我很高兴想象力消失了Iamhappythatmyimaginationisgone.根本就不需要Itwaspurposeless.不对刚好相反No.Itwastheoppositeofthatstuff.我现在明白了只是太迟了Iknowthisnow.Onlytoolate.听清楚Okay,man.我要帮你想象一个恢复想象力机器mgonnatrytoimagine.animagination-back-onswitchforyou.但如果我想象出无聊高雅的玩意儿Andsoyouknow,ifthere'sanythingdaintyinsidemyimagination.我一定会生气mgonnabemad.想象力开始Imaginationgo.这是什么？Whatthestuff?这不算太糟至少没有无聊东西Well,thisisn'tsobad.Nothinglameatleast.那是老皮的想象力机开关Hey,andthere,sJake'simaginationswitch.#欢迎光临你的想象力国度#Welcometoyourimaginationland#我是你的想象乐团#1amyourimaginationband#一#跟我一起唱#一真无聊#Andifyou'lljusttakemyhand,#-Cram.我试着想象别的好了MaybeIcantryimaginingsomething.#想象力屁屁#Imaginationcans#快摇摇你的想象力屁屁#Wecanshakeourimaginationcans#可以去开开关了Nowforthatswitch.早安先生Goodmorrow,sir.我叫做贝拉米虫MynameisBellamyBug.你想不想要我女儿编织的小垫子呢？Wouldyoucareforacrocheteddoilymydaughtermade?她是用眼泪水织成的Sheimbueditwithhertears.她最近跟一个帅气花美男分手Yousee,sherecentlybrokeupwithagentledandy.你是怎么进来想象国度的？No.Mow'dyougetintomyimaginationland?我不知道年轻小伙子Idon'tknow,myyoungfellow.你告诉我啊Youtellme.说不定是因为你内心渴望变得有气质PerhapsIrepresentyoursecretdesiretobecivilized.吃我这招Representthis.还有这个Andthis.天啊Isay.好痛Ouch!企鹅Penguins.好了Allright.希望这会有用Ihopethisworks,Jake.老皮开关离远一点别碰超动力按钮Hey,getawayfromthat.Don'tpushthathyperdrivebutton.我可以想象任何东西Icanimagineeverything.走开啦Takeahike,Fairy.正常模式Normalstyle.天啊Ohman.Yeck.我想象我妈光着身子Iimaginedmymomnaked!老皮你还好吗？Jake,youokay?我想是吧Ithinkso.让我看看1.etmecheck.没事了我妈穿衣服了而且外面没下雨了Yep.She,sclothednow.Andheyman.It'sclearoutnow.我们可以去探险了Wecangoonanadventure.不一定Idon'tknow,dude.我们需要的探险都在这里Ithinkwegotalltheadventureweneedrighthere地板有岩浆with.Iavaonthefloor.我的腿硼化了Mylegsaremelting.开玩笑的Justkidding.乖狗狗Gooddog.待续谢谢观赏