AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第一季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeComeon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#这里永远欢乐精彩#ThefunwillneverendIt'sadventuretime#驱逐出境他们穿梭于屠♥杀♥所遗留的残骸间Andasitwadedthroughthecarnageithadwrought.吸血鬼沿途砸碎残骸的头骨寻乐thevampiresmashedtheirskulls.justforthefunofit.不会吧Noway.没错就是这样Yesway,itdid.接着吸血鬼弯身俯视罹难者andalso,thevampirehunchedoveritsvictims.吐出雾状的血气andbreathedtheirvaporizedbloodmist.天啊Jeez.老皮这是真的吗？Jake,isthisstuffyou'resayingtrue?还是你只想吓我Orareyoujusttryingtomessmeup?给我说实话Youhavetobehonest当然是真的兄弟It'strue,man.消息来源很可靠1hearditthroughareliablesource.消息可靠？模了Reliable?Rats.对了听说他们的鬼魂在这棵树里Yeah,somesayithauntedthisverytree.这棵树？一晚安Thistree?-Goodnight.老皮Jake.你满口谎言老皮You'refullofit,Jake.虫子不能上♥床♥Nowormsonthebed.老皮Jake.我看到窗户外面有人Isawsomeoneoutsidethewindow.一定是吸血鬼Itmustbethevampire我们毫无防备所以我一放轻松老弟andIthinkwe'reunpreparedso1.-Relax,buddy.那是我编的Imadethatstoryup.我只是想吓你Iwasjusttryingtoscareyou.但你说消息来源很可靠Butyousaidyouhearditfromareliablesource.那也是我编的Imadethatuptoo.我想要吓你看来成功了Iwastryingtoscareyouanditworked.外面没人Noone,soutside.只是一阵风胆小鬼Itwasjustthewind,scaredycat.我才没有吓到我在唱歌♥Iwasn,tscared.Iwassinging.我在唱尖叫歌♥Iwassingingmyscreamsong.你真没用老兄You'reatotalwuss,man.你们好Hey,guys,what'sup?我是吸血鬼皇后艾薇尔mMarceline,theVampireQueen.你会砸碎我的头骨然后吐出我的血雾吗？Areyougonnasmashmyskullandbreathmyblood,miss?别吸我们的血Don'tsuckourblood.冷静小可爱们Calmdown,weenies.我不会那么做mnotgonnadothat.所以你不吸血吗？Soyoudon'tsuckblood?偶尔SometimesIdo.但我喜欢的不是血Butit,snotthebloodthatIlike,而是那个颜色我吃红色it'sthecolor.Ieatshadesofred.天啊Golly.我好累Iamexhausted.我走遍了哇赛秘境vebeentravellingalloverthelandofOoh.一遇见很多不可思议的事一什么事？andveseensomestuffthatwouldreallymakeyousay"likewhat?"-Likewhat?我找到一群金鱼兽Ifoundaschoolofgoldfishbeasts.然后在火焰王国玩耍AndIfooledaroundinthefirekingdom.看看这些Andchecktheseout.核果？Nuts?这些可不是普通的核果Thesearen'tjustordinarynuts.你太棒了You'rewonderful.对啊感谢你不吸我们的血Yeah,thankyoufornotsuckingourblood.你们看起来人也挺好的Youguysseemcooltoo.但如你们所想我现在超累Butasyoucanimagine,mreallytired.所以你们应该离开了Soyoutwoshouldprobablygetgoing.什么？What?听着1.ookM代表艾薇尔"M"forMarceline.我好几年前就做了记号♥Icarveditinthistreeyearsago.早在你们偷偷占用之前longbeforeyoutworascalsstartedsquattinghere.说真的两位Butseriously,guys.谢谢你们温暖我的家thanksforkeepingtheplacewarmforme.Like真的很棒谢了reallygreat,thanks.晚安Goodnight.走吧阿宝我们离开这里Comeon,Finn,let'sgetoutofhere.她不能把我们赶出家门Shecan,tkickusoutofourhouse.不要阿宝等等No,Finn.Wait.你给我下来女士Getdownhere,lady.一和我打一她是吸血鬼老兄andfightme.-She,savampire,dude.什么？What?我要杀了她mgonnakillher.兄弟如果我听到或乱编的故事是真的Dude,ifhalfthestoriesveheard.and/ormadeuparetrue.吸血鬼会杀了你vampireswillkillyou.毫无疑问There'snoquestion.那我们家怎么办？Butwhataboutourhome?被吸血鬼抢走了Avampiretookit.我们去找房♥子吧Weshouldgohousehunting.抢一个新家Bagusanewhouse.但我喜欢这个家ButIlikeourhome.阿宝找房♥子超好玩的Finn,househuntingiswild.你一定要试试看Yougottatryit.一真的吗？一对啊老兄Really?-Yeah,man.会非常疯狂喔itissonuts.你总知道怎么说服我Youalwaysknowwhattosay.好吧我相信你我们走吧Okay.mconvinced.Let'sroll.很好好日子要来罗Sweet.Thingsaregoingtostartgoin,ourway.你瞧我就说吧Hey,look.See?What'dItellya?#阿宝和老皮#SoFinnandJake#出发去找新家#setouttofindanewhome#这不简单#It'sgonnabetough#一孩一狗没靠山#forakidandadogontheirown#这里有个小屋#Here'salittlehouse#阿宝把脚往内钻#Aw,Finn,sstickin,hisfootin#这点子真烂老兄#Well,that'sabadidea,dude#现在小鸟觉得阿宝是浑蛋#'Causenowthatbirdthinksyou,reajerk,Finn#他们在山坡偷闲#Andnowthey'rechillin'onthesideofahill#住在云里一定很刺♥激♥#Andthinkin,livin'inacloudwouldbetotallythrillin'#除非在里头发现#1JnleSStheyfindsomethinginside#凶恶的云大哥和美丽的新娘#Likeameancloudmanandhisbeautifulcloudbride# 蜂巢糟糕# Abeehive,ohno.# 别把脚伸进去伙伴# 0hdon,tputyourfootinthere,guy#你以前也试过#Y'alltriedthatbeforeand#你知道这下场很惨#youknowitdidn'tturnoutright#大贝壳进去看#Bigshell,goinside#四处看还不赖#Lookaround,itseemsallright# 青蛙跳出来吐出老虎# Afrogjumpsoutandbarfsatiger# 扔下食物和火花#Throwin'downapotionforfoodandfire#早知别离开#Youknowyoushould'vestayed#去你的性感吸血鬼女士#Andfoughtthatsexyvampirelady#但老皮很害怕#ButJakewasfeelingterrified#超怕吸血鬼咬他#Hewassuperscaredofhervampirebite#这可以体谅#Whichisunderstandable,#因为吸血鬼很厉害#'causevampiresarereallypowerful#他们不讲理#They'reunreasonable#而LL懒得跟人类打交道#Andburntoutondealingwithmortals#艾薇尔#0hMarceline#你为何这么坏？#Whyareyousomean?#我已经一千岁r不算坏#I'mnotmean,mathousandyearsold#道德什么的我早已忘怀#AndIjustlosttrackofmymoralcode#艾薇尔#0hMarceline#你看不出他们痛苦万分吗？#Can'tyouseetheseguysareinpain?#我看不出来#No,Ican't.#这电玩太可爱我不能分心#I'minvestedinthisverycutevideogame#我们的孩子向前走#Sotheregoourboys#在冰面上行走#Walkin'ontheicyground#他们向命运迈进我相信总有出口#Headin'towardstheirdestinymsurethey'llfiguresomethingout#这糟透了我一个地方都不喜欢Thisisweak.Idon,tevenlikeanyoftheseplaces.我想回家Iwannagohome.阿宝我要告诉你一些家的真谛Finn.letmetellyoualittlesomethingaboutwhathomereallymeans.#家不同于地方#Homeisn,taplace#我给你提示#Letmegiveyouaclue#只要和关心你的人一起四海为家#HomeisanywhereWherepeoplecareaboutyou#我不想听你说教老兄Idon'twanttohearalecture,dude.我只想回家Ijustwannagohome.#但是家随心而去阿宝#Buthomeiswhereyourheartis,Finn#你的心在哪儿阿宝？#Andwhereisyourheart,Finn# 就在你身体里# Well,it'srightthereinsideyou# 而我就坐在你隔壁#Whilemsittin'rightherebesideyou#还有幸运星在天上指引你Withyourluckystarstoguideyoufromabove.是啊我想我宁愿待在这里Yeah,Iguessdratherbeouthere,与其住在超棒的房♥子里我宁愿躲在你耳朵里wrappedinyourear.thanbeinsomeawesomehouse.只有我自己allbymy.self.我宁愿去跟辣妹跳舞dratherbedancin'withsomebabes.少来了老兄Shutup,dude.好恶心这个地方看起来好恶Gross,thisplacelooksgross.而且被遗弃了Andabandoned.老兄Bro.一我们就住这里吧好啊Wannajustliveinhere?-Yes.#所以他们清理山洞在里头盖了房&hearts行#Sotheycleanedthecaveandbuiltahouseinsidethecave#你觉得如何老兄？So,whatdoyouthink,man?我们做得挺不错的Wedidprettygoodforourselves.对挺不错的Yeah,wedid.所以首先要在新家做什么呢？So,whatshouldwedofirstinournewdigs?办个派对弄得乱七八糟1.et'strashitandthrowaparty.就是这样感觉超棒Thisisit.Feelin'good.我觉得我们成功了Feelin,.mfeelin,likewedidit.我觉得mfeelin'like,非常满足completelysatisfied.一切顺利对吧老皮？一当然Nothing'elsecangowrong.Youknow,Jake?-Yeah,man.对我也这么想Aw,yeah.Iknowtoo.你好阿宝Hey,Finn.她又来了She'sback.你们办的派对挺棒的Prettyawesomepartyyougothere.你想干嘛艾薇尔？Whatdoyouwant,Marceline?我只是想给你看个东西Oh,Ijustwanttoshowyousomething.这个山洞其实是我的Thiscavebelongstome.什么？What?谢谢你们帮我整理好Thanksforfixingtheplaceupforme.你,你不能又来抢我们的家Youcan'ttakeourhometwice.当然可以Yes,Ican.揍吸血鬼的时间到了It'svampirefightingtime.阿宝不行Finn.No.吸血鬼会杀了你记得吗？Vampireswillkillyou,remember?但她又抢走了我们的家Butshe'stakingourhomeagain.只要我们在一起哪儿都是家We'rehomeaslongaswe,retogether.一记得吗？一对喔好吧艾薇尔Remember?-Oh,yeah.Okay,Marceline.我让你留着山洞mgonnaletyoukeepthiscave.那是因为老皮是我的家butonlybecauseJakeismyhome.你所有的家合起来都比不上他andhe'swaybetterthanallyourhomescombined.我想你说得对Youknow,you,reright.一所以他也是我的了一什么？Iguess11takehimtoo.-What?我小小地咬他一口llbitehimalittle.或许把他变成僵尸Maybeturnhimintoazombie.一不要一快点放开老皮No!-LetgoofJake.你逼我啊Makeme.你没事吧伙伴？Youokay,pal?没人可以逼我Noonemakesme放开老皮letgoofJake.一我才不怕你呢一阿宝mnotscaredofyou.-Finn!真可悲小男孩You'repathetic,littleboy.你才可悲You'repathetic.一吃我一记上钩拳浑蛋一来啊Getreadyforanuppercut,youdog.-Makeme.我得帮我的兄弟Igottahelpmybuddy.你的血归我了Yourbloodismine!真的很痛阿宝Thatactuallyhurt,Finn.你怎么不杀了我？Whydidn'tyoujustkillme?因为刚刚超好玩的'Causethatwasfun.我好久没有这样打架了Ihaven'tfoughtlikethatinyears.谢了老兄Thanks,Finn.一阿宝一你没死吗？Finn.-Aren,tyoudead?没有她咬我之前Nah.Beforeshebitme,我用力把内脏跟血液都集中到大拇指了你瞧Iusedmypowers.toshrinkallmygutsandbloodovertomythumb.See?你们俩挺厉害的我欣赏你们Youtwoareprettyhardcore.Icanappreciatethat.所以So.那代表我们可以拿回旧家吗？doesthatmeanwecanhaveouroldhouseback?可以就当是我送的礼物Yeah.Keepit.asagiftfromme!你们爬上♥床♥了吗？Didyouguysgetonthebed?我说过你们不准上♥床♥Itoldyou.You'renotallowed.你们好Oh,hey,guys.来抱抱我吧朋友们Comehere,friends.Hugme.就是这样抱我Yeah.Hugme.待续谢谢观赏