Mr.&Mrs.Smith《史密斯夫妇（2024）》第一季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

你申请的是高风险吗？Didyou,um,applyforhigh-risk?是的你呢？Idid.Didyou?是的Yeah.也许有一天我会全拿来交换降低风险级别Maybeoneday,lltradeitallin,and-andgolow-risk,送送包裹什么的thendeliversomepackages.如果考虑经济利益你们会改去做低风险吗？Forthebenefits,doyouthinkyoucouldgolow-risk?不会也许会No.Maybe.超高风险可以说没什么不同.Superhigh-riskishardlyanydifferent,天啊！只不过收入和待遇要好得多exceptthemoneyandtheperksarewaybetter.付款详情375000美元公♥司♥会负责照顾你的你只要提出要求即可TheCompanyisheretotakecareofyou.Allyouhavetodoisask.现在仃把枪顶着你的脑袋敢动一下我就把你的头崩下来That'sagunpressedagainstyourhead.Youmove,Iblowyourheadoff.“嗨嗨”搞什么？你是美国人？"Hihi,"Thefuck?You,reAmerican?“前往意大利科莫湖”"TraveltoLakeComo,Italy.科莫湖“确保高价值目标托比海勒的安全"Securehigh-valuetarget,TobyHellinger."嘿!别动！嘿嘿嘿！Hey,hey,hey,hey.-Stopmoving!等等-冷静点Wait,wait,wait.-Calmdown,好吗？allright?你们是谁？-我们不会伤害你的Whoareyouguys?-We'renotgonnahurtyou.这他妈的是怎么回事？-闭嘴Fuckisgoingonhere?-Shutup.你绑好了吗？绑好了Yougotiton?Yeah.你们是来杀我的吗？不是别乱动保持冷静Areyougonnakillme?No.Juststaystill,staycalm.我们不会伤害你的好吗？-你们是谁？We'renotgonnahurtyou,okay?Whoareyouguys?你们在这儿做什么？Whatareyoudoinghere?太他妈热了你们是来杀我的对吗？It'ssofuckinghotinhere.-We'renotgonnahurtyou.Youcameheretokillme,didn'tyou?别说话我们不会伤害你的-哦天啊Justquiet.We'renotgonnahurtyou.Oh,man.Oh,man.行了托比站起来Allright,Toby,we,regettingup.我们要去哪各位？Wherewegoing,guys?-Up.我们要去哪？Wherewegoing?走吧-我们在做什么？We,llmoveandtalk.Whatarewedoing?你要跟我们走-我们在做什么？You'recomingwithus,okay?Whatarewedoing?你们要带我去哪？Whereareyoutakingme?“运送到指定的安全屋"Transporttodesignatedsafehouse.“等待下一步指示谢谢”Awaitfurtherinstructions.如果你们要杀我那他妈的就在这里杀Thanks."-Ifyou,regonnakillme,thenfuckingdoitrighthere!我已经死了跟死差不多-我的天啊别再反抗了malreadydead.mprettymuchdead.Oh,myGod,stopworkingyourselfup.我们他妈的要去哪？-上车！Wherearewefuckinggoing?-Getinthefuckingcar.听她的话小心别碰头Justlistentoher.-Hey,watchyourhead.这可不好Thisisbad.好的嘿！0w!Oh.-Hey.Hey,hey.我完蛋了听着听我说1.isten.-msofucked.Listentome.我们不是来伤害你的Wearenotheretohurtyou.我们是来帮你的Weareheretohelpyou.好吗？Okay?Ipromise.好的Okay.我等会儿要系上安全带mgonnaputtheseatbeltonlater.史密斯夫妇这里真的很美It,sreallybeautiful.我们应该在这里找个地方Weshouldgetaplacehere.你总这么说Youalwayssaythat我不会每到一个地方都说-是的你会Idon'tsayitabouteverywhere.Yes,youdo.我们去哪？Wherewegoing?在索马里监狱时我就没说Ididn'tsayitinthatSomaliprison.在悉尼的时候你说了是的我在悉尼说了YousaiditwhenwewereinSydney.Yeah,IsaiditinSydney,yeah.没人回答我吗？Nobody'sgonnaanswerme?在摩纳哥和上州也说r所有景色怡人的地方我确实说了MonacoandUpstate.-IdidsayitinMon.Allbeautifulplaces.-Ijust.我认为不是哪里漂亮就得在哪里买♥♥♥房♥♥don'tthinkweneedtobuypropertyeverywherewethinkisbeautiful.但这个地方不样这里感觉.Butthisplaceisdifferent.Thisplacefeels.感觉梦中之地就是这里了好吧Thisfeelsliketheone.-Okay.喂？Hello?谁能告诉我我们这是要去哪吗？Cansomeonepleasetellmewherewe'regoing?我们要去个安全的地方托比We,regoingsomeplacesafe,Toby.好的不如你闭上眼休息一下吧？Howaboutyoutryrestingyoureyes,Toby?为什么？反正戴着这个我什么也看不见Why?Ican'tseeshitinhereanyway.你们是来帮我的对吧？1.ook,youguys,youguysaresupposedtobeheretohelpme,right?那我♥干♥吗必须戴着这个头套？Imean,whydoIhavetowearthishood?Huh?可以把这个头套拿掉吗？Cansomeonepleasetakethishoodoff,please?该死的拿掉他妈的头套！Goddamnit.TakeofftheHiotherfuckinghood!知道吗去他的-嘿Youknowwhat?Fuck.-Hey.Hey,hey.托比别这样住手！Toby?Toby?Don't.托比住手！-去你的！去他妈的！Stopit.Stop.-Fuckyou!Fuckthisshit!儿童锁已经打开了-该死！Childlocksareon.嘿！Ah!我.哦我的天啊Oh,my.Oh,myGod.我的天啊Oh,myGod.我最近.我最近心脏病发作过Irecently.Irecentlyh-hadaheartattack.别信他-我觉得可能Nope,don'tbuyit.-ThinkImightbe.我又发作了Ithinkmhavinganotherone.我们需要让他活着Weneedtokeephimalive.好吧Allright,allright.好的Okay.你没事托比You'refine,Toby.哇Wow.看来你现在呼吸没问题r1.ookslikeyourbreathing'sfinenow.我们要住这里吗？Thiswherewe'restaying?是的Yeah.我们要在这里待多久？Howlongareweherefor?别问问题了Stopaskingquestions.你们能解开我绑着的手吗因为我要小便Canyouundomyhands?'CauseIreallygottopee.托比我说了什么-托比趴下Toby,what.Toby,staylow.快离开这儿Getusoutofhere.托比那些人是谁？Toby,whowerethoseguys?他们为什么追杀你？Whyaretheyafteryou?很难说Hardtosay.在我们六点钟方向Onoursix.你还好吗？-是的Yougood?-Yeah,yeah.我要甩掉他们mgonnatryandshake'em.托比趴下！Toby,getdown!他们对你还真是紧追不舍啊Theyarereallyafteryou,huh?亲爱的你能创造出一些空间吗？Babe,youthinkyoucanmakesomespaceforus?这就动手Onit.该死Fuck.Yougothim.我们得从这座山上开下去Wegottogetoffthismountain.托比趴着别抬头Toby,keepyourheaddown.你能办到吗？Yougotthis.小心点Becareful.干得不错宝贝Niceone,babe.谢谢亲爱的Thanks,babe.坐稳咯Holdon.干得漂亮亲爱的Nicejob,babe.在这里转弯Turnhere.让让！-这是场婚礼亲爱的Go!-Ithinkthere'sawedding.加速他们就会让开的-让我来Yeah,well,then,speedupandthey'llgetoutoftheway.让开我需要.“让让”要怎么说Ineedtoget.Howdoyousay"move"inIt.那样也管用Thatworkstoo.Okay.该死！Oh.-Shit.走！Go.停车快停车！Stop.Stop,stop,stop,stop!让托比下车！GetToby!我们需要你活着托比Weneedyoualive,Toby.下车马上Out.Now.这简直是要废了我的膝盖Killingmyfuckingknees.你做得很好托比You'redoinggreat,Toby.我们得再快一点伙计Comeon,weneedtomovealittlefaster,man.我们上了那座桥就完全没有掩护了-我有个计划We'regonnabeexposedonthatbridge.-Ihaveaplan.什么计划？Whatwastheplan?快跑！Run!该死!Fuck.那边Inthere.快来Comeon.Comeon.我要小便Ihavetotakealeak.现在不是时候忍♥着吧Notrightnowyoudon't.你还好吗？Youokay?约翰你刚刚说有个计划？John?Youhadaplan?我们得去湖边Wegottogettowater.马上好的好吧Now.-Okay,allright.快点起来来吧-什么？Comeon,getup.Comeon.-What?What?等等等一下！Wait.Wait!我喘不上气了Ican'tcatchmybreath.嘿Hey,hey.站直了Okay.Standuphere.试着打开你的呼吸道Okay.Tryandopenyourairways.Okay.站直Standupstraight.打开你的呼吸道Openyourairways.用鼻子吸气用嘴巴呼气如此循环好吗？Okay,breatheinthroughyournose,outthroughyourmouth.Cyclical,okay?看？你做得很好See,thereyougo.让自己冷静下来我们得走了Tryandcalmdown.Weneedtogo.行了吗？Yougood?好的那赶紧走！Okay,nowrun.走吧Okay.你做得很好伙计我们就快到了You'redoinggreat,buddy.We'realmostthere.站住Hey,hey,stop.不安全中♥央♥情报局No,no,no,no,no.Same.CIA.CIA.我们都是没问题的好吗？好的Samepeople.Noproblema,okay?Okay.跑!快走！Go!Go,go!Move!我爬不动楼梯了伙计爬不动了Ican'tdoanymorestairs,man.Noway.是的你爬得动加油我会帮你的没事的Yes,youcan.Comeon.llhelpyou.It'sokay.不我不.No,no.No.简回来快点我去楼上看看llcheckupstairs.我们必须得跳下去We'regonnahavetojump.好吧Okay.我跳不了Ican'tmakethatjump.你行的-是的你行的Youcandoit.Yeah,youcandoit很容易的看我的It,seasy.Justwatchme.非常慢好吗？Veryslow.Allright?你行的-你能行的托比跳吧Yougotthis.-Youcandoit,Toby.快点一条腿慢慢跨过来Justgetover.Hurryup.-Onelegoverslowly.我们没时间了-就是这样Wedon'thavealotoftime.-Thereyougo.他知道我们赶时间对吧？He-heknowswe,reinahurry,right?没事的约翰好的It'sokay,John.Okay.兄弟要是你的脚不赶紧落地Boy,ifyoudon'tputyourfoot.Yup,-.onthegroundrightnow.快点！Hurryup!就在那儿就在你下面It'srightthere,rightunderyou.好极了-很好Thereyougo.好的再来一次Yes.-Okay,onemore.只要很简单只要蜷缩身体翻F去Just,uh,it'seasy.Just-justtuckandroll.再做一次就行了Onemore.你能行的Youcandoit.去他的我才不干呢Fuckit.mnotdoingthis.约翰!你还好吗？-行了John!There.-Areyouokay?放开！Getoffl看吧？你跳了See?Youjumped.快来我们走Comeon,let'sgo.该死Shit.妈呀托比Jesus,Toby.你以为呢？你刚刚把我从他妈的一栋楼上推了下去Whatdoyouexpect?Youjustpushedmeoffafuckingbuilding.嗨-都跟你们说了我必须要走Hi.-ToldyouIhadtogo.你能帮帮我们吗？Canyoupleasehelpus?我为我的孩子感到害怕Uh,I-mscaredformybaby.-No.拜托了P.Please.你能送我们去湖对岸吗？Canyoutakeusacrossthelake?求你了Please.来吧爸爸Comeon,Papa.爸爸Papa.小心点好吗？Becareful,okay?谢谢Thanks.嘿Hey.宝宝Oh.Grazie.Graziemille.好的Okay.这是什么地方？Whatisthisplace?这是谁的房♥子？Whosehouseisthis?如果这里是安全屋但愿它会比上一个安全Well,ifit,sasafehouse,Ihopeit'ssaferthanthelastone.你怎么知道密♥码♥的？Howdoyouknowthecode?我有点恶心Ifeelsick.你没事吧？You,youokay?You.没事怎么个恶心法？Yeah.-Sickhow?不知道我想是晕船之类的1don'tknow.Ithinkseasickfromtheboatorsomething.你还没回答我你怎么会知道密♥码♥?Uh,youdidn'tanswerme.Howdoyou.howdoyouknowthecode?约翰？John?我知道密♥码♥因为这是我们的房♥子1knowthecodebecause.thisisourhouse.“我们的”是什么意思?Whatdoyoumean,ours?你是说你买♥♥下了这里？-我买♥♥了Youmeanyouboughtit?-Iboughtit.你-是的我给我们俩买♥♥了房♥子You.Yeah,Igotusahouse.这是我们的Thisisours.很酷吧？Cool,huh?你是在开玩笑吗？Areyoujoking?不我没开玩笑No,Iamnotjoking.是的我是说买♥♥下这里也是件好事Yeah,I-I.1mean,it,s-it,sagoodthingIgotit,too,因为我们现在有了安全屋,causenowwehavea.safeplacetostay,而且没人知道我们在这里andnooneknowswe'rehere.因为这里是捡漏买♥♥来的前屋主把所有东西都留了下来Wegotitforasteal.Theguylefteverything.其实这里看上去Itactuallylooksbetter.比照片里要好Hmm.-.thanthe,thepictures.实物看起来更好1.ooksbetterinperson.是啊是啊Yeah.-Yeah.我可以和你谈谈吗？CanItalktoyouforasecond?来这边Overhere?好Yeah.所以你都没实地看一下就买♥♥下了这处房♥产？So,you,uh,you.youpurchasedthispropertysightunseen?我当时去了市场1.I-Iwenttothemarket,然后看到了这栋漂亮的小房♥子andtherewasthiscutelittlerealestateplace,我看到那些照片就买♥♥下来了andI-IsawthepicturesandI-Ijustpulledthetrigger.约翰去市场该买♥♥的是菊萄和咖啡John,youweresupposedtogetgrapesandcoffee,而不是他妈的房♥子notafuckinghouse.我觉得那是Just,I-Ithoughtitwas.我觉得这是一种浪漫的举动Ith-thoughtitwas,like,aromanticgesture.很棒你不喜欢这里吗？不我It's.it,snice.Youdon'tliketheplace?No,I.我喜欢这里只是你没先跟我商量Iliketheplace.It'sjust,y-youboughtahouse就买♥♥了一栋房♥子withouttalkingaboutittomefirst.这是个重大决定.-这是个惊喜我不会事先告诉That'sabigdecision.-Itwasasurprise.Iwasn'tgonnatell.其实这不关我的事1.isten,youknow,it'snoneofmybusiness,但我想说在国外购买♥♥♥房♥♥产时but,um,1mean,youreallygottobecareful你真的要谨慎whenyou'rebuyingpropertyinaforeigncountry.作为一个有很多钱的人Assomebodywhohasalotofmoney,花钱依然要小心谨慎youstillgottobecarefulhowyouspendit.这就是我一直说的That'swhatIsayallthetime.谢谢托比Thanks,Toby.我们现在要听这个有钱混♥蛋♥的财务建议了That'swherewe'regettingourfinancialadvicefrom?This.thisguy?约翰我不是要为这个跟你吵我只是.John,m,mnotwantingtofightwithyouaboutit,Ijust.-I-I-Iunderstand.我想让你明白这很重要I-Iwantyoutoseethatit'skindofabigdeal你会做thatyouwouldmake.-It,snotabig.别碰那个！Don'ttouchthat!那是炸♥药♥笨蛋It'sdynamite,dummy.好吧Okay.他刚刚是不是掉了一块炸♥药♥?-我们还是给你换下衣服吧Uh,let,s-let's.-Didhejustdropapieceofdynamite?-.getyouchanged.我m,um.我没生气mnotmad.我觉得这里很漂亮这里I-Ithinkit'sbeautiful.It's.it'snice.很好盯下梢Uh,keepwatch.没人知道我们在这儿Nooneknowswe,rehere.来吧Comeon.安全屋遭破坏我们不得不另找地方安置等待运送指示收到简你有时间聊聊吗？当然有要叫约翰一起吗？不用没关系简你快乐吗？工作上吗？所有事我很快乐约翰是个优秀的搭档很好我们看到你在进步让托比活到明早他对公♥司♥很重要收到继续努力简好的Okay.这个怎么样？感觉挺合适的Howaboutthis?Thisfeelslikeitcouldfit.我能摸下材质吗？Okay,letmeseeit.不行似乎会很痒Nah,itseemsitchy.好吧Okay.T恤怎么样？HowaboutaT-shirt?很好Good.要知道Youknow.当你在农场拿着那把枪对着我时.whenyouheldthatgunuptomebackatthefarm?天啊我还以为你是天使Man,Ithoughtyouwereanangel.是来帮我摆脱痛苦的ingtoputmeoutofmymisery.其实托比你应该离窗户远点Actually,Toby,youshouldstayawayfromthewindow.你的搭档不喜欢我Yourpartnerdoesn'tlikeme.你不需要他喜欢你Youdon'tneedhimtolikeyou.你只需要他保护你Youjustneedhimtoprotectyou.离衡户远点好吗？Stayawayfromthewindows,okay?那样不安全It,snotsafe.好吧但你比他友善Yeah,weltyou'renicerthanheis.他He,s.其实人很好actuallyverynice.我是说他甚至对电♥话♥推销员都很友好Imean,he'seven,like,nicetotelemarketers.你只是跟他不合Uh.you'rejustnothiscupoftea.我曾做过一些真的非常不堪的事Youknow,vedonesomereallyfucked-up,nastyshitinmylife,但我从来没把老人推下楼butveneverthrownanoldmanoffabuilding.你做了什么坏事？Whatkindofshithaveyoudone?不Nah,不要是我告诉你你就不会再喜欢我了you-youwouldn'tlikemeanymoreifItoldyou.谁说我喜欢你了？Well,whosaysIlikeyou?你喜欢我Oh,youlikemealittlebit.一点点你喜欢我Youlikeme.或者也许我只是工作上很出色Ormaybemjustgoodatmyjob.怎么了？What?该死的-怎么了？Goddamn.What'swrong?我的胃疼死了Mystomach'skillingme.好吧Okay,待在这儿我去给你拿点药juststayhere.mgonnagetyousomemedicine.给Comeon.-Uh-uh.托比喝啊Toby,comeon.把药吃了Takeyourmedicine.-Mm-mm!托比拜托吃了对你好Toby,please.Thisisgoodforyou.味道闻着很好不！Smellsgood.No!这太荒唐了Thisisridiculous.托比把药吃了我就给你一支烟Toby,takethemedicine,andI'llgiveyouacigarette.很好Great.-Ugh.嘿！-我晚饭后给你Hey.Hey!llgiveittoyouafterdinner.什么？-我们吃完饭之后What?!-Afterweeat.约翰John.混♥蛋♥Motherfucker.你觉得他们知道我们在哪吗？Doyouthinktheyknowwhereweare?不No.如果知道他们现在应该已经到了Iftheydid,they'dbeherebynow.他们是谁？Who,s"they"?很难说It'shardtosay.可能是俄♥罗♥斯♥人CouldbetheRussians.可能是沙特人CouldbetheSaudismaybe.还有很小的可能是英国人Smallchance,theBrits.你是什么邪恶的殖民者吗？Areyousomekindofevilcolonizer?今天已经很累了能安生地吃个饭吗Wehadalongday.Uh,canwejusteatourfood?这么说吧打分范围从马克扎克伯格Eh.Let,ssay,onascaleofMarkZuckerberg到希♥特♥勒♥-哦我的天啊toHitler.-Oh,myGod.你有多邪恶？.howevilareyou?我的意思是我没希♥特♥勒♥那么邪恶Imean,mnot,mnotHitlerevil.好吧-是的Okay.-Yeah.顺便说一下他还活着Whohappenstostillbealive,bytheway.不他没有No,he,snot.-No.好吧下面这个是真事Allright,truestory.我去了阿根廷和一些朋友去了一家酒吧mdowninArgentina.atabarwithsomefriendsofmine.Whatarewedoingrightnow?酒吧另一边有个人不禁引起了我的注意1.ethimfinish.-AndIseeacrosstheroomthisguy.Ijustcan'ttakemyeyesoffhim.他留着Youknow,he'sgotthelittle.查理卓别林一样的胡子CharlieChaplinbeardwiththehair.我对朋友们说“我得去看一下伙计AndIsaytomyfriends,"1gottocheckthisout,man,"“这也太哇塞了!”Thisis,like,whoa.于是我走到那个人面前说“对不起我道歉SoIwalkuptotheguyandIsay,"Excuseme,Iapologize.“我知道自己一直在盯着你看但我必须要问Iknowvebeenstaringatyou,butIgottoaskyou."“不你不用问我He,s."No,youdon'thavetoaskme.“告诉你你是对的我就是你认为的那个人mtellingyou,you'reright.IamwhoyouthinkIam.“这是我妻子伊娃我们来到这里我们正在重组AndthisismywifeEva,andwearedownhere.We'rereorganizing.“我们会比以往任何时候都强大We,regonnabebiggerthanever.“这次我们要杀1200万犹太人Thistimewe'regoingtokill12millionJews!“和六个杂技演员”Andsixacrobats!"我说:“为什么要杀六个杂技演员？”AndIsay,"Whysixacrobats?!,他说:“看吧伊娃？我就跟你说没人关心犹太人”Hesays,"Yousee,Eva?ItoldyounobodycaresabouttheJews."Thistasteslikefreezer.别无礼托比Don'tberude,Toby.“六个杂技演员”Sixacrobats.甚至连他也不关心犹太人Evenyoudon'tcareabouttheJews.看到人了吗？Seeanybody?依然没有托比Stillnoone,Toby.猫的天敌"Cat'senemy."六个字母Sixletters.犬类Canine.是的Oh,yeah.行了Allright.做完了Done.完成了Finished.我的天啊)esusChrist.听着.1.ook,我想说我知道这样度蜜月让你们很不爽Imean,Iknowthisissomesortoftwistedhoneymoonforyoupeople,but,uh,但我在这儿都无聊死了mboredoutofmyfuckingbrainhere.嘿你Hey,you!你答应过要给我烟的Givememycigarettesyoupromisedme.吸烟对你身体不好They'renotgoodforyou.你答应过的Yousaid!这个房♥子里禁烟Youcan'tsmokeinthehouse.我出去抽I'llgooutside.你知道你不能出去Youknowyoucan'tgooutside.我会打开窗抽的llopenafuckingwindow.你知道你不能靠近窗户-给我该死的烟伙计Youknowyoucan'tgonearthewindows.Givememygoddamncigarettes,man!我们没有烟什么？Wedon'thaveany.What?告诉你有烟是为了让你吃药并停止抱怨Wetoldyouwehadsomesoyou'dtakethemedicineandstopwhining,这样管用了anditworked.嘿Hey.嘿-坐下Hey.Sitdown.坐下冷静点住手.嘿约翰！Calmdown.Sto.-Sitdown.Hey,John,stopit!住手！开枪打我Shootme.约翰住手！John,stop!开枪打我啊混♥蛋♥!Shootme,motherfucker!住手Stop.你♥他♥妈♥来真的吗？住手Areyoufuckingserious?Stop.我要去睡觉了这里太烂了！mgoingtobed.Thisplacesucks.什么？What?怎么了？What?你知道的你平常比今天要友善得多Youknow,you'realotnicerthanthis.那让我很尊重It,ssomethingthatIhappentolookupto.我去看看他llgocheckonhim.科莫湖乘船到时候会有飞机接你们我们出发时要发消息吗？你怎么知道我们什么时候会到？我们会知道的你觉得这个任务有挑战性吗？反正不是最容易的一次但这是可以预料到的约翰呢？有时我和约翰处理事情的方式不同但我们在做出我们的贡献是的约翰是你的搭档他出去了吗？Isheou