ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

嗨我是TomHaverford我在公园部工作Hi,mTomHaverford.IworkattheParksDepartment.感觉有点蠢Ifsalittledouchie.说得对JGoodcall,J.我准备离婚了所以试着提升下个人形象mgettingdivorced,somtryingtoupmygame.我该找谁寻求时尚建议呢jerry吗WhoamIsupposedtoaskforfashionadvice?Jerry?他每天都穿着同一条带汤渍的卡其裤Hewearsthesamesoup-stainedkhakiseveryday.Justin是我的救星他简直就是GQ的一♥期♥活人版Justin'smysavior.He'slikeanissueofGQthat'scometolife.TommyTimberlakeTommyTimberlake.你看起来像江户川柯南YoulooklikeEncyclopediaBrown.亮片Sequins!手套脱掉试试Tryitwithoutthegloves.亮片少了手套Sequins,minusthegloves.嘿咋样啊妹子我是Tom我衣服亮起来了吗Hey,what'sup?mTom.Ismyshirtlightingup?因为我都没注意'CauseIdidn'tevennotice.好的各位我们讲饰品Allright,guys.Let'stalkaccessories.说实话哪根手杖更喜欢巨龙还是蟒蛇Behonest.Whichcanedoyoulikebetter?Dragon?Serpent?巨龙还是蟒蛇Dragon?Serpent?腰带扣说着“忙啥呢”Beltbuckle,says,"What'scracking?"我可以改成任何想要的内容可以说“忙啥呢我是Tom"IcanhaveitsaywhateverIwant.Itcansay,"What,scracking?mTom.”忙啥呢妹子"“忙啥呢宝”"What'scracking,girl?What'scracking,boo?"雄鹰徽章Eaglemedallion!既然是白色皮衣的话Well,asfaraswhite,leathersuitsgo.惨不忍♥睹Ifshorrible.我喜欢Ilikeit.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第15集第2季第15集80年来Sweetums一直是Pawnee领先的糖果生产商SweetumshasbeenPawnee'sleadingsweet-treatmanufacturerforover80years.我们非常激动能与公园部建立新的合作关系AndwearesoexcitedaboutournewpartnershipwiththeParksDepartment.下个月开始Startingnextmonth,Sweetums将接手我们公园内的零食店Sweetumsisgonnatakeovertheconcessionstandsinourparks.我不喜欢大企业的赞助Imean,Idon'tlovetheideaofcorporatesponsorship,但Sweetums是个特例butSweetumsisaninstitution.当你想至UPawnee就会想到SWeetUmSWhenyouthinkofPawnee,youthinkofSweetums.虽然糖果是我们的饭碗Althoughcandyisourbreadandbutter,但我们依然关注顾客们的身体健康wealsocareaboutthehealthofourcustomers.这就是为什么我们要发布全新的健康能量棒NutriYumsAndthat,swhywe'11bedebutingournewhealthyenergybar,NutriYums.来看短片Takealook.嗨我是NickNewportSweetumsCEOHi,mNickNewportJrvCEOofSweetums.我要和你们介绍我们新的能量棒产品线NUtriYUmSAnddliketointroducetoyouournewlineofenergybars,NutriYums.我们从100%全自然的玉米开始Westartwith100%all-naturalcorn,然后我们加上一点点Sweetums玉米糖浆thenweaddjustalittlebitofSweetumscornsyrup,一小滴阳光还有些其他东西alittledropofsunshine,andsomeotherstuff.由于它们来自SWeetUmS你的孩子肯定会喜欢Andsincethey'refromSweetums,youknowyourkidsaregonnalovethem.哇这家人看起来挺健康的看看他们都穿着马甲呢Wow,thatfamilylookssohealthy.Lookatthem.They'reallwearingvests!DakotaDenverDakota,Denver.抱歉鞋带我们不做狗狗的NutriYumsSorry,shoelace,wedon'tmakeNutriYums.暂时还没Fordogs.Yet.鞋带Shoelace.NutriYums当营养遇上美味来自SweetumsNutriYums.Wherenutritiousmeetstasty.BySweetums.如果你打不过他们那就Ifyoucan,tbeatthem.甜死他们甜死他们Sweetums!-Sweetums!我对此真是太高兴了Icouldnotbehappieraboutthis.我认为整个政♥府♥都该私有化Ithinktheentiregovernmentshouldbeprivatized.杳克芝士来运营公园系统ChuckE.Cheesecouldruntheparks.一切由代币操作投一个币荡一下秋千Everythingoperatedbytokens.Dropinatoken,goontheswingset再投一个币可以去散步Dropinanothertoken,takeawalk.投一个币看看鸭子Dropinatoken,lookataduck.Brendanawicz快问快答你是不是认识Xzibit啊Brendanawicz!Quickquestion,doyoupersonallyknowXzibit?因为我刚刚看见你那辆小货车简直帅呆了BecauseIwascheckingoutthatpickuptruckofyours,andthatrideispimped!说唱歌♥手Xzibit的车辆改装节目PimpMyRide你简直太客气了在没有动机的情况下赞美我的小货车It,sreallyniceofyoutocomplimentmypickuptruckwithnoulteriormotives.是啊听好了我周末准备搬点东西Yeah,so,listen,Ineedtomovesomestuffthisweekend去我新的单身公♥寓♥因为我的离婚正式执行了intomynewbachelorpad,sincemydivorceisfinallygoingdown.就是一些零碎Justsomeoddsandends.你可以开上你的小马座驾帮我搬家对吧YoucanbringuptheMark-mobile,helpmemove,right?我完全没想到一个合理的拒绝理由mtotallyblankingonavalidexcuserightnow,所以行我帮你我大哥！so,yes.llhelpyou.-Myboy!我真&hearts他♥妈&hearts后悔买♥♥了这辆车Ifuckinghatehavingapickuptruck.Andy我有个非常有趣的商业提议请你合作Andy,Ihaveaveryinterestingbusinessproposalforyou.本周末我要把一大堆重东西从我家搬出去我能帮忙搬家吗mmovingalotofheavystuffoutofmyplacethisweekend.-CanIhelpyoumove?我真的很厉害mreallygoodatit.办完之后我可以把包装盒的纸板拿来跳霹雳舞Afterwards,lltakethecardboardfromtheboxesanduseitforbreakdancing.我也去真的吗I'llgo,too.-Really?因为小时之前你说的还是'Causeanhouragoyoutoldme宁愿看你爷爷奶奶的性♥爱♥录像you'dratherwatchasextapeofyourgrandparents.闭嘴我没事做你还需不需要帮忙了Shutup.Idon'thaveanythingelsetodo.Doyouwanthelpornot?好吧待会儿见Allright.Seeyouguyslater.我觉得你爷爷奶奶还在做♥爰♥真的真的很甜Ithinkthatthat'sreally,reallysweethatyourgrandparentsstillmakelove.准备走了是的Readytogo?-Yes.把车钥匙给我Yourkeys,please.你开玩笑的吧我没喝多Yougottabekiddingme.mfine.我们来让这个表做决定吧Well,we'llletthechartbethejudgeofthat.你多少180公分95公斤三杯威士忌Whatareyou,5,ll,210pounds,threewhiskeys?看起来你刚刚超过酒驾线1.ookslikeyouarejustoverthelineintoimpaired.你把这个表随身带着吗Youcarrythatwithyouallthetime?挺有用的Itcomesinhandy.另一面还教你怎么玩21点Andontheback,itteachesyouhowtoplayblackjack.Swanson家族天生对酒精高耐受Swansonshaveapreternaturallyhightoleranceforalcohol.我老爹之前拿野火鸡威士忌泡玉米片吃MyoldmanusedtoputWildTurkeyonhisCornFlakes.我不跟你吵架Ron我们只是坐等mnotgonnaarguewithyou,Ron.We'rejustgonnasitandwait到你知道你安全开车的时间大概在.until,youknow,you'resafetodrive,whichwouldbeinabout一小时之后onehour.”保险是相当于原赌注一般的额外赌金"Insuranceisasidebetwhenyouwagerhalfofyouroriginalbet“如果你相信庄家下一张是10点即可买♥&hearts/"becauseyoubelievethedealerhasa10inthehole."给我下来女人Getoffmycar,woman!20分钟Twentyminutes.庄家真的很有优势这是我理解的要点Thedealerreallyhasanadvantage.That'swhatIgetthemostfromthis.嘿ROnHey,Ron.早啊Leslie昨晚过得还好Morning,Leslie.Didyouhaveagoodnight?是我看了一部很不错的纪那是啥Idid.Iwatchedareallygooddocu.Whatisthat?这是我昨晚做的事情ThisiswhatIdidlastnight.回家之后我又喝了六杯威士忌AfterIgothome,Idranksixmoreglassesofwhiskey然后完成了这把小竖琴的制♥作♥andthenIfinishedcraftingthissmallharp,工具是一把带锯一把滚刨和一台振动轴承磨砂机usingabandsaw,aspokeshaveandanoscillatingspindlesander.美妙等等还有Beautiful.-Butwait,there'smore.这是我喝威士忌时的照片Herearesomephotographsofmedrinkingthewhiskey.你可以注意到我拿着昨天的报纸You'llnoticemholdingupyesterday'snewspaper,所以能看出我没有撒谎soyoucantellthatmnotlying.感觉像是进了spaIfeellikeminaspa.所以我把我的车清理干净准备好明天搬家了So,Igotmytruckallcleanedoutandreadytogofortomorrow.你有那些家具垫子推车之类的东西吗Doyouhave,like,furniturepadsanddollies?Thatsortofthing?哦我觉得是搬家公♥司♥提供这些的啊Ooh,Ithoughtthemoversuppliedthose.我不是搬家公♥司♥mnotamover!我是个有货车的傻蛋masapwhoownsatruck.别这么说自己嘛记得带咖啡Don'ttalkaboutyourselflikethat.Andbringsomecoffee.嘿你要搬走了吗告诉Wendy你的感受了吗Hey,areyoumovingout?HaveyoutoldWendyhowyoufeelyet?等着合适的时间就是现在Waitingfortherighttime.-It'srightnow.合适的时间就是现在Thetimeisnow.别操心了我没说的Justdon'tworryaboutit.mfine.哈Hmm.那边是什么What'sthatoverthere?嗯-额滴牛啊Mmm!-Holycow.是啊-哇Yeah.-Wow.这可是好东西-很棒对吧Thatisgoodstuff.-Great,right?哦我的天啊它们也太棒了Oh,myGod.They'reamazing.它们不只是太棒They'remorethanamazing.它们是极好Theyareterrific.极好不比太棒厉害JenyTerrific'snotmorethanamazing,Jerry.不吗至少也不少No?Well,it,snotless.Sweetums出的每样东西都好到爆表EverythingSweetumsmakesisoffthecharts.我喜欢他们的糖指甲Iliketheircandyfingernails.不敢相信这些居然是健康的Ican'tbelievethesethingsarehealthy.也不奇怪好时巧克力也是既健康又好吃Ifsnotthatcrazy.Krackelbars,alsohealthyanddelicious.不它们才不健康No,they,renot.不是啊里面有大米的嘛所以Yeah.Theyactuallyhavericeinthem.So.Andy你确实好看但你太单纯了Andy,you,refine,butyou'resimple.谁把这些东西塞了100个进肚子啊Whojustput100oftheseintheirbody?Annnnnnn哦看看你你今天看起来挺不健康啊Annnnnnn!Oh!Lookatyou!You'relookingprettyunhealthytoday.你可能需要这个NutriYum来自SweetumsYoumightneedoneofthese,NutriYum,bySweetums.如果你打不过他们就甜死他们Ifyoucan,tbeatthem,Sweetums!我爱那首歌♥-嗷Ilovethatsong.-0w!我得去检杳邮件了Ineedtogocheckmye-mail.我们要在公园里卖♥♥这些了We'regonnaselltheseintheparknow.它们是健康的They'rehealthy!我的神啊不它们不是它们对你身体很不好HolyGod,No,they'renot,they,reterribleforyou.环法自行车赛冠军不它们不是啊上面还印着LanceArmstrong呢No,they,renot.There'sapictureofLanceArmstrongonthere.是但看看成分”高果糖玉米糖浆玉米糖浆”Yeah,butlookattheingredients."High-fructosecornsyrup,cornsyrup."只有8克脂肪-是啊每份There'sonlyeightgramsoffat.-Yeah.Perserving.一根里有四份Abarisfourservings.但是人们似乎很享受啊看看他们有多开心Well,peopleseemtoenjoythem.Lookhowhappyeverybodyis.是啊这个是糖亢奋Yeah,that,sasugarrush.是哦-是啊Yeah.-Yeah.听起来很合理-他们很快就会营掉Thatmakessense.-They'regonnacrashsoon,场面不会好看的是我也快了andit,snotgonnabepretty.-Yeah,mgonnacrashsoon,too.因为我吃了差不多40个-天哪'Causeveeaten,like,40ofthese.-Oh,God!一般来讲我不喜欢插手别人的事情Generally,Iliketostayoutofotherpeople,sbusiness.但Pawnee是全美第四肥胖的城市ButPawneeisthefourthmostobesecityinAmerica.这里的小孩都是膘Thekidsherearebeefy.他们都是强壮大骨架加大码的肥肉怪物They'rejusthusky,big-boned,plus-sizedchunkmonsters.我真觉得是这样IcallthemlikeIseethem.1.eslie-在1.eslie?-Yeah?我们给你喂点杏仁吧好么1.et'sgetsomealmondsinyou,okay?好Okay.来我打不开Getit-1can'topenthem.回到工作Backtowork.Pawnee公共图书馆我讨厌这里这里太邪恶Ihateithere.Thisplaceisevil.我觉得这是唯一两部有“SWeetUmS”标签的影片Ithinkthesearetheonlytwofilmsthatsay"Sweetums"onthelabel.是那我们都拿上吧Yeah,well,let'stakethemboth.可能会找到什么有意思的东西Wemightfindsomethinginteresting.来塞到我衬衫里面Here,justletmestickthemundermyshirt.别走出去就行他们有传感器的No.Justwalkout.Theyhavesensors!登记借出就行反正不要钱Justcheckthemout.It,sfree.嘿Marci-LeslieHey,Marci.-Leslie.他们终于教会你们公园人怎么认字r吗AretheyfinallyteachingyouParkspeoplehowtoread?哦我猜错了是电影Oh,Iguessnot.It'samovie.做一份被互联网取代的工作你还挺趾高气扬的You,reprettycockyforsomeonewhosejobisobsoletebecauseoftheInternet.我们看看1.et'ssee.唔你好像有$40的滞纳金Hmm.Youseemtohavea$40latefee书名是女性高♥潮♥的秘密onabookcalledMysteriesoftheFemaleOrgasm.不我没有No,Idon't对你就有Yeah,youdo.Ann拿上影片跑跑跑跑Ann,grabthemovie!Go,go,go,go!混♥蛋♥书籍操作工们Punk-assbookjockeys!所以你们都同意SWeetUmS特阳®位的交易吗So,youguysallgoodwiththeSweetumsconcession-standdeal?我可以签字确认吗Icangoaheadandsignoffonit?那还用说事实上没有Youbetcha.-Actually,no.不我们担心他们要卖♥♥的能量棒非常不健康No.Weareworriedthattheenergybarsthatthey'regonnasellaregrosslyunhealthy而且他们还在包含成分的问题上误导人们andthey'remisleadingpeopleaboutwhat'sactuallyinthem.不我们不担心这个没事我们签字了No,we,renotworriedaboutthat.We'refineandwesignoff.Paul我和和Ron私下讨论吗Paul,canIhaveasidebarwithRon?我想可以Iguess.私下讨论Ron我做了点研究发现NutriYums对人有害Sidebar,Ron.Ididsomeresearch,andNutriYumsareterribleforyou.我不在乎我们决定了Idon'tcare.We,redoingit.那是还在私下讨论中That'sa.We,reinasidebar.你不关心自己城市的健康吗Doyounotcareaboutyourcity,shealth?我关心的是人们想消费什么都可以的权利Icareaboutthepeople'srighttoconsumewhatevertheywant.PaUI我们能私下讨论吗Paul,canyouand1haveasidebar?不行No.好的我觉得该举办一次公众论♥坛♥Okay.Ithinkmaybeweshouldholdapublicforum.这样我们就可以免责了Thatwaywewon'tbeliable.没有意义这对城市来说是全垒打There'snopoint.It'sahomerunforthecity.不我觉得她是对的这能很好地保护我们自己No,Ithinkshe'sright.It'sagoodcover-our-assmove.我们来吧-Paul1.et'sdoit.-Paul!1.eslie你为什么非要管所有人的闲事呢1.eslie,whymustyoustickyournoseintoeveryoneelse'sbusiness?私下讨论PaulRon很生气因为昨晚我没让他开车Sidebar,Paul.Ron,supsetbecauseIdidn'tlethimdrivelastnight.别再私下讨论了Stopsidebarring.有人发脾气了哦Somebody'sgrouchy.你说过只是零碎的东西Yousaiditwasjustoddsandends.是的啊还有一些家具Itis,yeah.Andsomefurniture.还有等离子电视AndtheplasmaTV.你连箱子都还没折好呢Youhaven'tevenfoldeduptheboxesyet.伙计深海狂鲨谈Dude,DeepBlueSea.世上最棒电影Greatestmovieevermade.那是加拿大版本加长22分钟That'stheCanadianversion,22extraminutes,还有LLCoolJ说唱出所有对白的额外音轨andthere'sabonusaudiotrackwhereLLCoolJrapsallhisdialog.啥我们现在就得看是的What?We'rewatchingthisrightnow.-Yes!放进去吧-不不不Popitin!-No,no,no!我们真的该收拾好准备出发了Weshouldreallypackthisroomupandgetmoving.伙计们我需要把这个大房♥间打包So,thisisareallybigroomIneedpackedup,guys.这是你卧室吗Thisisyourbedroom?不这是我改装成步入式衣橱/家庭健身中心的一个空房♥间No,it'saspareroomIconvertedintoawalk-incloset/homefitnesscenter.那是啥啊Whatisthat?哦Oh.我把MP3播放器绑在一个扫地机器人上IstrappedanMP3playertooneofthosefloorcleaningrobots.我叫他"DJ伦巴"Icallhim"DJRoomba.',小家伙四处游荡播放音乐Littleguycruisesaroundandplaysmusic.来点热歌♥DJ伦巴What'shot,DJRoomba?DJ伦巴嗨起来吧DJRoomba,tearingitup!他喜欢我Helikesme.我们跳一会儿吧Mark你1.et'sdanceforalittlewhile,Mark.What.NutriYums能量棒的成分只有高果糖玉米糖浆和充满脂肪的油NutriYumsenergybarsarejustabsolutelyloadedwithhigh-fructosecornsyrupandfattyoils.不管怎么切片对人体都是极不健康的Andanywayyousliceit,they'rejustextremelyunhealthyforyou.1.eslie没必要多管闲事1.eslieneedstobuttout.这个国家的全部意义在于如果你想吃垃圾Thewholepointofthiscountryis,ifyouwanttoeatgarbage,长到500斤然后43岁时死于心脏病你可以balloonupto600poundsanddieofaheartattackat43,youcan.你有这么做的自♥♥对我来说那也很美好Youarefreetodoso.Tome,that'sbeautiful.有问题吗Anyquestions?如果糖那么坏为什么耶稣把它做得如此美味Ifsugarissobad,howcomeJesusmadeittastesogood?什么Yes?不是所有食物对你身体都不好吗Butisn'tallfoodbadforyou?过去40年我每天都吃千层面和松饼感觉糟透了vebeeneatingIasagnaandmuffinseverydayofmylifefor40yearsandIfeelterrible.对哦Right.玉米犍浆有什么坏的呢What'ssobadaboutcornsyrup?它是天然的啊玉米是水果It,snatural.Corn'safruit.糖浆是草丛里弄到的Syrupcomesfromabush.哦天哪Oh,boy.我们怎么知道你真是护士Howdoweknowyou'rereallyanurse?我是我保证我在圣乔医院工作Iam,Ipromise.IworkatSaintJoe's.重点是我朋友觉得你很可爱Well,thepointis,myfriendthinksyou'recute.把你电♥话♥给我我好给他Givemeyournumbersohecanhaveit.啊那肯定不会发生Yeah,that'snotgonnahappen.能给我你的邮箱吗-哦我的天CanIhaveyoure-mailaddress?-Oh,myGod.我刚刚注册了AOL不行IjustgotonAOL.-No!我觉得我们应该把这些能量棒扔掉Ithinkweoughttothrowthosebarsout吃火腿蛋黄酱三明治andeatham-and-mayonnaisesandwiches.这可不是好主意That'snotagoodidea.火腿蛋黄酱-那不是Hamandmayonnaise!-That'snot.不-火腿蛋黄酱No.-Hamandmayonnaise!不不不不火腿蛋黄酱No,no,no,no.-Hamandmayonnaise!火腿蛋黄酱火腿蛋黄酱Hamandmayonnaise!Hamandmayonnaise!哦天不敢相信你每周都干这个Oh,God.Ican'tbelieveyoudothiseveryweek.其实我很受鼓舞啊mactuallyencouraged.今天的问题比以往都更相关了Thequestionsweremorerelevantthanusual.是的我想订一双棕色TimberIandS8号♥窄码Yeah.IneedtoorderthebrownTimberlandsinasizeeight,narrow.次日达运费多少Howmuchisthenext-dayshipping?两日达运费多少And,what'stwo-dayshipping?是我想订购一份泰式鸡肉炒饭不要葱Yeah,dliketoplaceanorderforonepadthai,chicken,andnoscallionsonit,please.只有一个人是的只要一份Justforoneperson,yeah.Justone.我刚看见Mark一次拿了三个箱子Yeah,IsawMarkcarrying,like,threeboxes.那家伙真强壮Thatdudeisstrong.随便啦我拿五个Whatever.llcarryfiveboxes!上吧冠军Goget'em,champ!好的Donna这个放在哪Okay,Donna.Wheredoyouwantthis?不行了到此为止Uh-uh.That,sit.我的宝贝悬挂很脆弱Mybabyhasadelicatesuspension.你在开玩笑吗我没有闪开Areyoukiddingme?-No,mnot.Move.放进你的卡车Brendanawicz空间足够Putitinyourtruck,Brendanawicz.There'splentyofroom.嘿Hey!啊我的口袋方巾Ah!Mypocketsquares!抱歉鞋带我们不做狗狗的NutriYums暂时还没Sorry,Shoelace.Wedon'tmakeNutriYumsfordogs.Yet.NutriYums当营养遇上美味来自SweetumsNutriYums.Wherenutritiousmeetstasty.BySweetums.我想这就能说明一切了Iguessthataboutsaysitall.其实不然Youknow,itdoesn't,actually.我觉得我们现在应该再看一段Ithinkweshouldwatchanothervideorightnow,贵公♥司♥30年前制♥作♥的视频onethatyourcompanymade30yearsago.我是NickNewportSweetums总裁mNickNewport,presidentofSweetums,带你看看我们的玉米糖浆工厂givingyoualookinsideourcornsyrupfactory.这就是全新的高果糖玉米糖浆Thisisall-new,high-fructosecornsyrup,一种比糖更甜但成本更低的神奇产品amiracleproductthat'ssweeterthansugar,butcheapertoproduce!廉价美味高糖的玉米Cheap,delicious,sugarycorn目前被农场用来给牛和猪增肥iscurrentlybeingusedbyfarmstofattenuptheircowsandpigs.看看那些牛有多肥1.ookhowfatthosecowsare!肥胖快乐温JI质正是我们喜欢的样子Fat,happyanddocile,thewaywelikethem.那么还想声称玉米糖浆是健康的吗So,youstillwanttoclaimthatcornsyrupishealthy?玉米糖浆是天然的可以适量使用Cornsyrupisnatural,andit'sfineinmoderation.但不要听我来说Butdon'ttakemywordforit.女士们先生们小NickNewport先生1.adiesandgentlemen,Mr