ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第三季第十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
嘿女士们先生们第一天来兼♥职♥工作的是Hey,ladiesandgentlemen,forthefirsttimeeverinhernewpart-timejob市政厅公共卫&hearts性♥部♥新雇员AnnMeredithPerkins耶inthePublicHealthDepartmentatCityHall,it'sAnnMeredithPerkins!Yay!Leslie这也太好了1.eslie,thisissonice!我在这些气球里打了一个含毒气的Iputapoisonousgasinoneoftheseballoons,所以炸了一个你可能就死掉了soifanyofthempops,youmaydie.不April我们都会死的No,April,wewouldalldie.气体会充满它们所在的容器体积Gasesfillthevolumeofwhatevercontainerthey'rein.知识哦School.我们在你第一天的每个小时都安排了活动Wehaveactivitieseveryhouronyourfirstday.早上10点Ann的首日华夫饼大爆♥炸♥10:00am,"Ann'sfirstdaywaffleexplosion.'1早11点文书开始庆祝会11:00a.m.,"Thestart-paperworkjamboree."然后正午12点整是就职诞-Ann舞会Andthen12:00noonsharpistheinaugural"D-Ann-ceParty."欢迎来到市政厅小蛋糕WelcometoCityHall,cupcake!你们有几个人在里面啊-七个Howmanyofyouareinhere?-There'sseven.你还有个办公室同事他名叫Stuart他是个扫兴鬼Andyouhaveanofficemate.HisnameisStuart,andhe'skindofagrouch.我还有同事呢Ihaveanofficemate?妈的快把这些气球搞出去Getthesefuckingballoonsoutofhere.你好我是AnnHi,mAnn.公园与游憩公园与游憩第3季第15集第3季第15集嘿-嘿Hey.-Hey.就是说一声我把老年中心的项目给DOnna了Justtoletyouknow,IgavetheseniorcenterprojecttoDonna.听起来不错2点开会吗Soundsgood.Themeeting'sat2:00?是的会议室CYes.Conferenceroom,'C".好的我觉得某个时候Okay.Ithinkatsomepoint,你跟我可能得和彼此亲一下了youandIshouldprobablymakeoutwitheachother.是的好决定Yeah,goodcall.任何关系的开端总是最棒的Thebestpartofanyrelationshipisthebeginning.没有问题没有吵架Noproblems,nofights.只有白葡萄酒拥抱Justwhitewine,cuddling,和海量的历史频道纪录片andcrazyamountsofHistoryChanneldocumentaries.嘿我们今晚去餐厅最好不坐一辆车Hey,Weshouldtakeseparatecarstotherestauranttonight.Chris对此认真得要命.我知道Chrisisdeadlyseriousaboutthis.-1know.我不想聊这个事好么我们晚上见Ijustdon'twannatalkaboutit,okay?llseeyoutonight.好哦对我要和MarleneGriggs-Knope见个面Okay.Oh,bytheway,IhaveameetingwithMarleneGriggs-Knope.她跟你有关系吗Isthatanyrelation?没No.哦好吧0h,okay.就是个巧合我们总这样我们还笑呢Justacoincidence.Wegetitallthetime.Welaughaboutit.但我从没见过她Butvenevermether.她是菲律宾人好拜She'sFilipino.Okay,bye.为什么你不直接告诉Ben她是你妈妈Whydon'tyoujusttellBenshe'syourmother?因为Ben和我现在在这个太棒的小泡泡里BecauseBenandIareinthisamazinglittlebubblerightnow,没有空间留给Chris不让我们约会的盘规矩andthere'snoroominhereforChris,stupidrulesaboutusnotdating或者我那个捏爆蛋的妈ormyball-bustingmother.1.eslie对不起但我觉得你没想清楚1.eslie,msorry,butIdon,tthinkyouthoughtthisthrough.你知道我该怎么做吗YouknowwhatIshoulddo?我该给我妈买♥♥一张去伦敦的单程票今天出发Ishouldgetmymotheraone-waytickettoLondon,leavingtoday.那样Ben就不需要见到她Andthatway,Benneverhastomeether我还能去伦敦看她所有人都赢了andIcouldvisitherinLondon.Everybodywins.如果他看到你桌上她的照片呢Whatifheseesapictureofheronyourdesk?如果Marlene说嘿你见过我女儿LeSlie吗"WhatifMarlenesays,"Hey,haveyoumetmydaughter,Leslie?”她在公园部工作”"SheworksintheParksDepartment."Stuart拜托请你给我们45分钟好吗Stuart,please,couldyougiveus,like,45minutes?这也是我的办公室啊-StuartIt'smyoffice,too.-Stuart.那个家伙真没礼貌Thatguywasrude.我感觉一些结构的变化Ifeelthatsomestructuralchanges真的可以挖掘这个部门的潜力couldreallyunlockthisdepartment'spotential.Jerry-嗯)erry.-Mmm?我相信你的能力不止于此Ibelieveyouarecapableofmuchmore.我没有胡说mnot.-Nonsense.看看镜子-哈1.ookinthemirror.-Huh?你是个智慧的有魅力的美丽的超级英雄Youareanintelligent,charismatic,beautifulsuperhero.我认命你为公共关系负责人mmakingyouheadofPublicRelations,这意味着你要主持日常简报whichmeansyou'llbeleadingthedailybriefingsessions.很好的主意Excellentidea.这是新市政经理上任我最喜欢的部分Thisismyfavoritepartabouthavinganewcitymanager.他们总是试图做点改变而他们的想法都太烂Theyalwaystrytoshakethingsup,andtheirideasareterrible,最后会让市政厅停摆anditbringsCityHalltoagrindinghalt.我就买♥♥几个甜甜圈坐稳了看好戏Ijustgrabafewdonuts,sitback,andenjoytheshow.April只做Ron的助手不足以体现你的价值April,youaretoovaluabletojustbeRon'sassistant.从现在开始你是个多任务行政助理协助整个办公室Sofromnowon,youareamultitaskingexecutiveaide,assistingtheentireoffice.这是个噩梦吗Isthisanightmare?April醒醒April,wakeup.Tom我只想说你是个称职的员工和一个了不起的人Tom,Ijustwannasaythatyouareawonderfulemployeeandaterrifichumanbeing.散会了Meetingadjourned!TomTom.我很欣赏你Ienjoyyou.你知道我还欣赏什么吗你的创业精神YouknowwhatelseIenjoy?Yourentrepreneurialspirit.我最近确实以十块钱的价格卖♥♥掉了我的星际传奇2DVDIdidrecentlysellmyChroniclesOfRiddickDVDoneBayfor$10.用利润买♥♥了个蓝♥光♥版UsedtheprofitstobuytheBlu-ray.那太棒了我有个符合你才能的好项目That'sterrific.Ihaveanamazingprojectforsomeoneofyourtalents.你要把四楼所有的城市档案数字化Youaregoingtodigitizetheentirecityarchivesuponthefourthfloor.不我恨四楼我上次去的时候No!Ihatethefourthfloor!LasttimeIwasupthere,看到有人从自动贩卖♥♥机里买♥♥冰♥毒♥那是个坏地方Isawsomeonebuycrystalmethoutofavendingmachine.It,sabadplace.你不会一个人的AndyYouwon'tbealone.Andy.现在开始你不给任何人做擦鞋男孩Startingnow,youarenobody,sshoeshineboy.现在开始你是一个行政助理Startingnow,youareanadministrativeassistant做三周然后回去擦鞋Forthreeweeks.Thenbacktoshoes.ChrisChris!我没有超级注意你刚刚说我们要做什么Iwasn'tsuperpayingattentiontowhatyoujustsaidthatwe,llbedoing,但我会付出110%的努力的butIwillgive110percent!嗯在你以更有趣的方式重复一遍之后Well,assoonasyourepeatyourselfinamoreinterestingway.嘿BenHey,Ben.嘿怎么了Hey,what'sup?没什么既然我在这我只想让你知道Nothingmuch.Sincemhere,IjustwantedtoletyouknowMarIeneGriggs-Knope是我妈thatMarleneGriggs-Knopeismymom.什么为什么.What?Why.还有她可能会很残酷很难搞Also,shecanbecruelanddifficult,她会快速地对人做出持续很久的判断andshemakessnapjudgmentsaboutpeoplethatsheholdsontoforaverylongtime.而且她有点欺负人Andshe'skindofabully.好吧进去吧你会表现得很好的Okay!Gointhere,you'regonnabegreat.天哦天哦天对不起给对不起God.Oh,myGod.Oh,myGod.msorry.Here.Sorry!你好Hello.我是BenWyatt先生mMr.BenWyatt.看起来你咖啡上沾了点衣服啊1.ookslikeyougotsomeshirtonyourcoffee.是啊你知道发生了什么吗Yeah.Youknowwhathappened?我洒了但你知道是怎么回事Ispilledit,butyouknowhowitgoes.有趣的轶事啊Funanecd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oushouldbesittingbynow.-What?就走进来直接坐下Justwalkinandtakeaseat.嗯-"嗯"是"蠢"的声音Um.-"Um"isthesoundin"dumb."那是她跟别人说的That'swhatshesaystopeople.然后你现在翘着二郎腿跟个女人似的Andnowyou'vecrossedyourlegslikeawoman.天啊好了我们应该从头开始吗God!Okay,shouldwejuststartover?不不我们得先标记一下No.No,weneedtoputapininthis.这是我妈最喜欢的100个聊天话题Hereisalistofmymother'stop100favoriteconversationtopics,从波斯地榛开始以DanieICraig结束startingwithPersianrugs,endingwithDanielCraig.你有十分钟的时间记卜来Youhave10minutestomemorizeit.生死狂澜电影吗-嗯哼Deliverance,themovie?-Mmm-hmm.哦天啊Oh,God.所以Jerry现在基本上是我的老板了SoJerryis,like,basicallymybossnow,我是永远不会给他干活的whichmnevergonnaworkforhim.Ron困在了这个诡异的桌子监狱里Ron'strappedinthisweirddeskprison,而我现在在这个移♥动♥输液台工作了andInowworkatthistravelingIVstation.这是MortJansen的办公室吗ThisMortJansen1Soffice?不是Nope.跟Mort说“轮到你了”TellMortIsaid"Yourmove."我的天我想跟你们在这上班这也太棒了0h,myGod.Iwannaworkupherewithyouguys.Thisisawesome.还有多少需要你扫描的蠢文件啊Howmanymoreofthosestupiddocumentsdoyouhavetoscan?就只有这一盒和其他所有那些盒Justthisone,andalltheonesinthoseboxes.我得马上出去了Igottagetoutofherepronto.到了让这些老女士们给我帮忙干活的时候了Timetogetthoseoldladiestodomyworkforme.怎么做呢用Haverford魅力光线闪耀她们How?ByshiningdownonthemwiththeHaverfordcharmray.哎呀哎呀哎呀Well,well,well.这不是EthelBeavers嘛Ifitisn'tEthelBeavers.怎么啦美人What'sup,beautiful?JulianneMoore刚刚打来了她想把她的头发要问去JulianneMoorejustcalled.Shewantsherhairback.没有叫JUlien的打来过啊NobodynamedJuliencalled.没事了我只想问你几个问题Nevermind.Ijustneedtoaskyouacoupleofquestions.第一你能在现在我们的项目上帮我点忙吗One,canyouhelpmeoutwiththisprojectwe'redoing?还有第二And,two,你能邀请我去你的30岁生日聚会吗willyoupleaseinvitemetoyour30thbirthdayparty?你在干嘛Whatareyoudoing?我在测试给你打电♥话♥保证没问题mmakingatestcalltoyourphonetomakesureit,sworking所以你不会再错过来电了soyoudon'tmissanymorecalls.你知道吗算了Youknowwhat?Don'tbother.要不我就找个开窗跳下去摔死吧Maybelljustfindanopenwindowandplummettomydeath.好啊Okay.这行不通的Thisisn'tgonnawork.好吧你刚刚不是在我正在说话的时候转过去了吧Okay,youdidnotjustswivelawaywhileIwastalkingtoyou.这个飞船键盘要把我整疯rThisspaceshipkeyboardisdrivingmecrazy.我一分钟只能打一个词了mdowntoonewordaminute,那个词是"perflipisklup"andthewordis,perflipisklup"因为我不能开飞船becauseIcan'tflyspaceships.Donna你跟我都知道这些市政经理的改动总会慢慢消散的Donna,youknowaswellasIdothesecitymanagershakeupsalwayspeterout.你只需要等着就行Youjusthavetowait.通常我同意你Usuallymwithyou.无敌金刚1974年播出的宇航员超级英雄电视剧但这位是ChrisTraeger无敌金刚啊ButthisisChrisTraeger,thesixmilliondollarman.他不会放弃的Hewon'tquit.所以你要做的是把你自己转到他办公室跟他来两句Soyouneedtoswivelyourassdowntohisofficeandhaveawordwithhim.妈咪-哦Mommy.-Oh!这也太周到了Thatissothoughtfulofyou.当然Ofcourse!我就觉得嘿为啥不让我妈心情好一点呢Ijustfigured,hey,whynotputmymotherinagoodmood?所以我了解到哪怕我们会面时我已说过So,it,smyunderstandingthatdespitewhatIsaidinourmeeting,您依然增加了您对校车数量的要求youhavesomehowincreasedyourrequestformoreschoolbuses.抱歉我在和我女儿喝咖啡呢Excuseme,butmhavingcoffeewithmydaughter.或许我们另找时间谈吧Maybewecoulddothisanothertime.不我们现在就要谈这个No,we'regonnatalkaboutthisnow.或者你可以选择Orifyou'dprefer,让我永久冻结教♥育♥部♥门的预算Icouldputapermanentfreezeontheeducationbudget你决定It,syourcall.哇或许你该跟他聊他看起来很有自信呢Wow,maybeyoushouldtalktohim,Mom.Heseemsprettyself-assured.什么都没剩下There'snothingleft.都结束:了It'sover.嘿嘿嘿别这么说现在来Hey,hey,hey,don'tsaythat.Now,comeon.整理好你自己Getyourselftogether然后出去做你一直知道能做的那个女人andgooutthereandbethewomanyoualwaysknewyoucouldbe.太感谢你了Thankyousomuch.那是谁啊Whowasthat?我也不知道Idon'tknow.我看到她在哭我就去帮了忙Isawhercrying,andsoIhelped.你想跟我讲什么来着Whatdidyouwannatalktomeabout?听着Chris我很荣幸你能考虑给我这个很棒的机会1.ook,ChriS,I'mveryflatteredyouthoughtofmeforthisamazingopportunity,但我真不知道这事儿是不是我擅长的butIdon'treallyknowifthisgigisinmywheelhouse.我倾向F和年轻有魅力的人一起做事Itendtoworkbestwithyoung,attractivepeople.Tom我让你当项目负责人Tom,Ihavemadeyouaprojectl
