ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

好的如各位所知Pawnee精神昨晚又被损坏了Okay.Aseverybodyknows,TheSpiritofPawneewasdefacedagainlastnight.这次是什么Whatwasitthistime?巧克力布丁Chocolatepudding.哈这倒是第一次Huh.That'snew.通常放在这里的壁画名叫Pawnee精神ThemuralthatnormallyresideshereiscalledTheSpiritofPawnee.颇具争议Andit,sverycontroversial.曾经有人往上面泼硫酸番茄酱We'vehadsomeonethrowacidatit,tomatosauce.曾经有人想刺穿它Someonetriedtostabitonce.种族歧视我们真的需要更好的安保Wereallyneedbettersecurityhere.我们更需要更好的没那么有攻击性的历史Wealsoneedbetter,less-offensivehistory.所以市政厅决定将Pawnee精神So,thecitycouncilhasdecidedthatTheSpiritofPawnee更换成不那么可怕的东西shouldbechangedtoSomethingjustalittlelesshorrifying.既然壁画是30年代的政♥府&hearts江作人员制♥作♥的Now,sincethemuralsweremadebygovernmentemployeesbackinthe1930s,我们觉得每个部门提交一个新方案会很有意思Wethoughtitmightbefunifeachdepartmentsubmittedadesignforanewmural.明天下午提交你们的概念图Andyou'llsubmityourconceptstomorrowafternoon.行吧乡亲们非常感谢Allrighty,folks?Thankyouverymuch.嘿LeSlie你们的设计是什么一棵树吗Hey,Leslie.What'syourdesigngoingtobe?Atree?JOe你在污水部工作Joe,youworkinSewage.你们部门字面上看就是屎专业户Yourdepartmentliterallyspecializesincrap.你真的想吵这个？Youreallywanttodothis?我说过了“屎“是俚语我不喜欢这个词Itoldyoubefore."Crap"isaslangterm.AndIdon'tlikethatterm.但至少我们不是失败专业户像你们一样Butatleastwedon'tspecializeinlosing,likeyouguys.污水部咱们走Sewage.Let'sroll.该死为啥污水部总分到最辣的实习生Damn!HowdoesSewagealwaysgetthehottestinterns?公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第8集第2季第8集同志们这个部门有机会设计Guys,thisdepartmenthasthechancetodesignsomething一些能永远留下来的东西这可以成为我们的遗产thatcouldbeinthisbuildingforever.Thiscouldbeourlegacy.我以为48号♥地上建公园就是我们的遗产IthoughtbuildingaparkonLot48wasgoingtobeourlegacy.你可以有两个遗产Well,youcanhavetwolegacies.看看麦当娜大歌♥星胳膊超美1.ookatMadonna.Greatsinger,amazingarms.看看0.J.Simpson海斯曼杯得主白头神探1.ookat0.J.Simpson.HeismanTrophywinner,NakedGun.嗯哼-无意冒犯LeSlie但我不是个艺术家Mmm-hmm.-Nooffense,Leslie,butmnotanartist.哦这可不对啊Donna我见过你的美甲Oh,that'snottrue,Donna.I'veseenyourfingernails.呃我花钱找人做的Um,Ipaysomeonetodothis.真的吗哦好吧Really?Oh,well,shoot.不过我命令你们所有人设计一幅壁画Anyway,morderingallofyoutodesignamural.呃只有Ron能命令整个部门Uh,onlyRoncanorderthewholedepartmenttodosomething.Ron命令他们做这个-Leslie说啥你们做啥Ron,orderthemtodothis.-DowhateverLesliesays.哈哈好吧这是你们的物资Ha-haa!Okay,sohereareyoursupplies.希望你们去寻找Pawnee精神然后画个草稿IwantyoutogoandfindthespiritofPawnee.Andmakemeasketch.它要壮观要感人要有历史价值Anditneedstobebreathtakingandmovingandhistorical要比其他部门的更好你们有一个小时andbetterthaneverydepartment.Andyouhaveonehour.设计师们开始做吧Designers.Makeitwork.天桥风云的TimGunnTimGunn.你我的朋友可以去跳舞了You,myfriend,arereadytogodancing.谢谢你先生好了下一位Thankyou,sir.Allright.Next?Andrew看起来不错啊Andrew.Lookinggood.生意兴隆-是啊Businessisbooming.-Yeah.嘿Ron你怎么样来擦一个Hey.Ron,howaboutyou?Needalittledogwaxing?只要五块我让你插他前面It'sonly5bucks,andI'llIetyoucutinfrontofthisguy.什么起开What?-Comeon.Beatit.我们说的可是RonSwanson啊ThisisRonSwansonwe,retalkingabout.我被Andy打动了按自己的轨迹自力更生mimpressedwithAndy.Pullinghimselfupbyhisbootstraps.他让我想起了我自己Heremindsmeofme.我9岁时得到了第一份工作IgotmyfirstjobwhenIwasnine.在一家金属片厂Workedatasheetmetalfactory.两周后我成为了车间主任Intwoweeks,Iwasrunningthefloor.儿童劳工法♥正♥在摧毁这个国家Childlaborlawsareruiningthiscountry.你鞋里有把钥匙吗Doyouhaveakeyinyourshoe?不不我大拇指基本肿成了一根新指头No.No,1haveabunionthat'spracticallyitsowntoe.通常疼痛像旷野上的女妖一般在我的鞋里嚎叫Normally,thepainhowlsthroughmyloaferslikeabansheeonthemoors.但在过去的三分钟里Butforthesepastthreeminutes,它减弱成了一声微弱的低吟it'sbeenreducedtoafaintgrowl.好读这很棒啊Okay.That'sneat.好的嘿我们搞定了Well,hey.Weareallfinished.干得好啊Well,thatwasgreat.谢谢你孩子Thankyou,son.不费事Nosweat.下一个Next?你不该让你的朋友插队这对生意不好Youshouldn'tletyourfriendscutinline.It'snotgoodbusiness.你知道还有什么对生意不好吗Youwanttoknowwhatelseisn'tgoodbusiness?那个家伙是我朋友Thatguy,smyfriend.是的Right.我是说你不该让你的朋友插队msayingyoushouldn'tletyourfriendscutinline.对哦抱歉了朋友来这个给我Allright.Sorry,pal.Here.Givemethis.下T立Next.所以你具体想要什么呢So,whatareyoulookingforexactly?我不知道啊伙计Idon'tknow,man."Pawnee精神”就这些了"ThespiritofPawnee."That'sallIgot.给就给我价值20块的画吧Here.Justgiveme$20worthofart.就画个看起来有个性只有我能搞出来的东西Justsomethingthatseemspersonal,thatonlyIcouldhavedone.跟我说说你自己Tellmeaboutyourself.不画就行了No.Justpaint.我对艺术没有兴趣Ihavenointerestinart.让我明确我没有兴趣的是非裸体图像1.etmeclarify.Ihavenointerestinnon-nudeimages.大哥你这是哪门子艺术啊Dude,whatthehellkindofartisthis?看起来像是个蜥蜴在吐彩虹糖ItlookslikealizardpukingupSkittles.我是个抽象表现主义者manabstractexpressionist.不你是个骗子No,you'reaconartist.我是个被骗走20块的伙计恶随便了Andmaguythat'sout20bucks.Ugh.Whatever.我毫无艺术天分materribleartist但公园部为我做了太多ButtheParksDepartmenthasdonesomuchforme我如果能在任何方面帮到他们我会的thatifIcanhelpthemoutinanyway,Iwill.哦天哪Oh,God.不然还是给他们送免费流感疫苗吧MaybeIshouldjustgivethemallfreeflushots.请勿触摸参观Pawnee博物馆我知道这个镇和这些壁画的所有事情Iknoweverythingaboutthistownandthesemurals.所以这真的是美梦成真真的Andthat'swhythisisadreamcometrue.Literally.我做过一个设计壁画的梦IhavehadadreamwhereIdesignedamural.但后来变成了一个噩梦Butthenitturnedintoanightmare,因为壁画开始说话becausethemuralstartedtalking,它活过来了向我细语anditcamealiveanditwaswhispering.我听不清它在说什么AndIcouldn'thearwhatitwassaying,所以我凑近去听然后就被吃掉了soIleanedinclose,andthenitateme.某个时间演员GinaGershon也在那Atonepoint,GinaGershonwasthere.我的作品会真正抓住Pawnee精神MypieceistrulygoingtocapturethespiritofPawnee.我从来不懂"卖♥♥力干活”这个说法Ineverunderstoodtheterm"elbowgrease".我猜不是真的要卖♥♥啥就是努力工作Iguessit'snotreallygrease.Justhardwork.哦嘿Ron你的鞋很好很闪亮啊Oh,hey,Ron.Nice,shinyshoesyougotthere.哦嘿我就是在.我想哦不擦Oh,hey.Iwasjust.Ithink.Oh,no.Shoot.实际上我觉得这只磨坏了Actually,itlookslikeIscuffedthisone.你需要退款吗Ron因为我已经花掉了Doyouneedyourmoneyback,Ron?Because1alreadyspentit.真的吗怎么会.Really?Howdid.没事了你再给我完整擦一遍吧Nevermind.IthinkI'lljusttakeanotherfullpolish.我能再插队吗CanIcutinlineagain?我擦鞋擦出了问家的感觉Ifeelrightathomeasashoeshiner.我不知道我在干什么Ihavenoideawhatmdoing,但我知道我做得真的真的很好butIknowmdoingitreally,reallywell.好吧我们来看看Pawnee精神Okay!Let,sgetgoingwiththespiritofPawnee.Ann你先来Ann,yougofirst.好吧Okay.呃好吧Um.Okay.这个既然是公园部我觉得我可以设计一个漂亮公园Well,sinceit'stheParksDepartment,IthoughtIwoulddesignaprettypark.有狗在玩耍我真的不会画画Withdogsplaying.AndIcan'treallydraw,所以这些是从杂♥志♥上剪下来的soIjustcutsomestuffoutofamagazine.这玩意儿看起来是死刑犯在美术疗法里的作品Thatlookslikesomethingadeathrowconvictwouldmakeinarttherapy.大哥我尽力了Dude,Itried.而你失败了Andyoufailed.这是狗和人在公园里玩耍很可.爱的It'sdogsandpeopleplayinginapark.It'scute.没关系了亲爱的你不能制♥造♥艺术因为你自己就是艺术It,sokay,sweetheart.Youcan,tmakeart,becauseyouareart.你很美了但画很烂You'rebeautiful.Butthatsucks.好吧那我们来看看你的Okay.Let'sseeyours.好啊我的很了不起Fine.Mineisamazing.会大开你们的眼界It'sgoingtoblowyourmind.好的这就是些专业的艺术作品了Okay.Thisissomeprofessional-assartrighthere.我不太清楚我看到的是个啥mnotquitesurewhatmlookingat.这是抽象画LeslieIt'sabstract,Leslie.在这边你可以看到一些形状Overhere,you'vegotsomeshapes.然后你来到这边Andthenyoucomeovertothisside.你看还真的有点意思Youknow,it,sactuallykindofinteresting.每个形状都是自己的一套但当它们组合到一起Eachshapeisitsownthing.Butthenwhenitcomestogether,真的给你一种感觉就是itreallygivesyouasenseof完整completion.嗯Hmm.一副艺术作品让我有了情绪上的反应Apieceofartcausedmetohaveanemotionalreaction.这正常吗Isthatnormal?所以这是最后的晚餐但换成印第安纳州的名人So,it'stheLastSupper,butwithfamouspeoplefromIndiana.嗯哼Mmm-hmm.摇滚歌♥手JohnMellencamp,篮球明星LarryBird,MichaelJacksonJohnMellencamp,LarryBird,MichaelJackson,呃脱口秀主持DaVidLetterman影星VivicaA.Foxuh,DavidLetterman,VivicaA.Fox.好的这就是开始冒险一点的部分了Okay,so,here,swhereitgetsalittledicey.因为印第安纳没有那么多名人Becausethere,snotthatmanycelebritiesfromIndiana.所以一辆NASCAR赛车So,aNASCAR.呃我的朋友BeCky还有RonSwansonUh,myfriend,Becky.RonSwanson.Donna耶稣是谁Donna?Who'stheJesus?那是GregKinnearThatwouldbeGregKinnear.我不知道他是印第安纳人啊Ididn'tknowhewasfromIndiana.是的我读到过他是Yeah,youknow,1readthathewas.哦你觉得他是耶稣的最佳人选吗Oh.Doyouthinkhe'sthebestchoiceforJesus?我觉得他在ER里很棒啊Imean,hewasgreatonER.GregKinnear没演过ER-他演过GregKinnearwasn'tinER.-Yeah,hewas.我不觉得他演过1don'tthinkthathewas.我想到的是谁WhoamIthinkingof?好吧下一位Okay.Next?哇真的好啊JerryWow.Reallygood,Jerry.我的壁画是启发于我奶奶去世时留下的资尿Formymurinal,Iwasinspiredbythedeathofmygrandma.你说了“资尿”她.Yousaid"murinal."-She.不我没有啊No,Ididn't.是的你说了你说了“资尿"我听见了Yes,youdid.Yousaid"murinal".Iheardit.不管怎样她-JeiTyAnyway,she.-Jerry.你为什么不把你的资尿留在男厕所里Whydon'tyouputthatmurinalinthemen'sroom和其他人的资尿一起呢sopeoplecanmurinatealloverit?Jerry去看医生吧没准你有“尿"路感染呢)erry.Gotothedoctor.Youmighthaveamurinarytractinfection.我只是想给你们看我的作品Ijustwantedtoshowyoumyart.资尿!资尿!资尿！Murinal!Murinal!Murinal!不合格！Disqualified!是点描法每一个点都是一张镇居民的照片It,spointillism.Andeachdotisaphotoofacitizenofthetown.没人在乎啦完全Noonecares.Atall.好吧这是个多媒体作品Okay.So,thisisamultimediaproject.首先一堆用垃圾做的老鼠First,abunchofratsmadeoutofgarbage.这是个电视屏幕会是一个巨大的平板电视AndthisisaTVscreen.It'llbelikeabig,flat-screenTV,会循环播放膝盖手术的视频anditwillplayloopedvideoofkneesurgeries.这边是一个人形大小的仓鼠轮Andthenthisisahuman-sizedhamsterwheel如果能搞到就放在壁画旁边thatwillbenexttothemuralifwecangetone.它会一直旋转然后有一个胖子一直在里面Anditwillbespinningandtherewillbe,like,afatguyinitallthetime,然后尖叫然后吃生牛肉然后流血like,screamingand,like,eatingrawbeefand,like,bleeding.然后血会从他的嘴里流出来之类And,like,bloodwill,like,comeoutofhismouthandstuff这就会放在那个壁画旁边Andthat'llbe,like,rightnexttothemural.我只有一个问题为什么Ihaveonequestion.Why?如果你必须问那你就没看懂Ifyouhavetoask,youdon'tgetit.我觉得他们没真正搞懂这个作业Idon'tthinktheyreallygottheassignment.如果我们要打败其他所有部门Ifwe'regonnabeatalltheotherdepartments,我们需要选择能经历时间考验的东西Wehavetochoosesomethingthatwillstandthetestoftime.像蒙娜丽莎一样1.iketheMonaLisa.或者Squeeze乐队的音乐OrthemusicofSqueeze.1922年6月8日Pawnee面包厂被烧成灰烬June8,1922.ThePawneeBreadFactoryburnedtotheground.那天我们损失了很多好面包Welostalotofgoodbreadthatday.还有几条人命Aswellasseveralhumanlives.而这也让整个镇闻起来都像烤吐司Anditalsomadethewholetownsmellliketoast.一个居民形容为“令人不安的诱惑”Whichoneresidentdescribedas"disturbinglyenticing.'1但我跑题rButIdigress.我要说的点在于我们将Pawnee重建成现在这个美丽小镇的样子ThepointiswerebuiltPawneetothewonderfultownthatitistoday.为什么你想要一副展示死人的壁画Whywouldyouwantamuralthatshowspeopledying而不是展示活过来的形状呢whenyoucouldhaveshapesthatcomealive?这因为这是我们镇历史上最著名的事件Well,becauseit'sthemostfamouseventinourtown'shistory.人们会投票给悲剧Andpeoplelovevotingfortragedy.看看奥斯卡获奖的这就是我们的大屠♥杀♥电影1.ookattheOscars.ThisisourHolocaustmovie.这就是我们的英国病人ThisisourEnglishPatient.听起来你在利用悲剧Itsoundslikeyou'reexploitingthetragedy.看Ann听懂了好了投票时间各位See,Anngetsit.Okay.Timetovote,everybody.投出你的一票让最优秀最悲惨的项目胜出吧Castyourvotes.Maythebest,mosttragicprojectwin.当我们开始时我们是六个不同的声音Whenwestartedthis,weweresixdifferentvoices带着六个壁画的点子withsixideasforamural.然后这六个声音组成了一个团队Andthenthosesixvoicescametogetherasateam.今天没有输家Therearenoloserstoday.但有一个赢家我们Butthereisonewinner,us.公园部TheParksDepartment.Tom请发表投票结果Tom,theresultsofthevote,please.1比1比1比1比1比IOne-to-one-to-one-to-one-to-one-to-one.所以都投给了自己对吧Weallvotedforourselves,didn'twe?是好吧Yeah.Okay.今天第三次了Thirdtimetoday.嗯这鞋擦得好Mmm.That,sagoodshoeshine.他妈的怎么回事啊Whatthefick,man?我.我不知道发生了什么真的I.Idon'tknowwhathappened.Frankly.我发出了一个声音Iemittedanoise.不由自主的声音Thenoisewasinvoluntary.有时一个声音就是一个声音你知道吧Sometimes,asoundisjustasound.Youknow?我们得削减一些Weneedtowhittlethesedown.我们能都同意减少哪一个设计吗Canweallagreeoneliminatinganyofthesedesigns?Ann的太烂了Ann'sblows.哇毫无保留啊Wow.Don'tholdback.无意冒犯但这是一幅巨型的公园图片这不是艺术Nooffense,butit,sagiantpictureofapark.That'snotart.至少不是肥胖人形仓鼠吃肉的惨像吧Well,atleastit'snotafathumanhamstereatingmeat.你都不在这工作Youdon'tevenworkhere.好的朋友们你们说的都有道理Okay,guys,youbothhaveapoint.Ann你的东西有点平庸了Ann,yourswasalittletrite.APril你的看起来像是地狱作品会让人呕吐AndApril,yourswashellishandmightmakesomeonevomit.111射谢Thankyou.看这些形状有深意的1.ook,there'ssomethingaboutthoseshapes.这是有感情的艺术There'ssomeemotionalartrightthere.小孩都能画成那样Anykidcoulddothat.没有小孩能画成那样Nokidcoulddothat.只有神能做到OnlyGodcoulddothat.这些形状棒在哪了Whatissogreatabouttheshapes?他喜欢这些形状好嘛他也是团队一员Helikestheshapes,okay?Andhe'spartoftheteam.所以这样吧拿着这些剪刀把你们最喜欢的部分剪下来So,here.Takethesescissorsandcutoutyourfavoriteshapes.然后我们拼成新的团队壁画Andthenwe'llputthemonanewteammural.我们要做一个新设计We'regoingtomakeanewdesign集♥合♥我们各自设计的精华thattakesthebestpartsofallofourdesigns.安迪沃霍尔艺术家波普艺术倡导者就像你汇聚了米开朗基罗安迪沃霍尔It'slikeifyougotMichelangeloandAndyWarhol杰克逊破洛克抽象表现主义家杰克逊波洛克和加菲猫的JimDavis来创作一幅作品andJacksonPollockandJimDavisfromGarfieldtodoonepainting.想象一下这幅作品有多棒Imaginehowgoodthatpaintingwouldbe.我觉得真的很好Ithinkit'sreallygood.我马上回来llberightback.Brendanawicz我们需要你帮个忙Brendanawicz!Weneedyouforsomething.能等下吗我这边忙得不可开交Canitwait?Iamsoswampedhere.Ann出麻烦了我们觉得是嗑药了Ann'sintrouble.Wethinkitmightbepills.什么-不What?-No.那是个谎That'salie.但这也很重要Butthisisjustasimportant.我们需要你看一幅艺术作品Weneedyoutolookatapieceofart.哦天啊Oh,God.这是什么玩艺儿Whatisthat?我们壁画比赛的参赛作品Thisisourentryforthemuralcontest我们不能决定一个设计Wecouldn'tdecideononedesign,所以我们取了自己喜欢的邰分sowetookpartsthatweallliked然后揉成了一个东西ofourdesigns,andthenwejustkindofsmusheditintoathing.你们做了个四不像Well,youmadeacamel.你们没听说过吗You'veneverheardthatsaying?似龙非龙似虎非虎Thecamelwasactuallyahorsedesignedbyacommittee.你们现在这个玩艺儿就是个丑死人的四不像Andwhatyouguyshavehereisoneuglycamel.特别出演BillPaxton-是GregKinnearFeaturingBillPaxton.-GregKinnear.对GregKinnear-哦RightGregKinnear.-Oh!BillPaxton也是印第安纳人吗IsBillPaxtonfromIndiana?你得救我们你得设计点啥Youhavetosaveus.Youhavetodesignsomething.1.eslie我不是艺术家1.eslie,mnotanartist.是的你就是Yes,youare.我看过你的素描作品veseenyousketchthings.呃是哦像停止路标的杆子之类Uh,yeah,likepolesforstopsigns.所有人都停下来看啊Thateverybodystopsandlooksat.法律啊LeSlie他们必须这样Bylaw,Leslie.They'rerequiredto.Mark拜托你是我们之中唯一有点天赋的人1.ook,Mark.Please.You'retheonlyoneofuswho,sactuallygotanytalent.我知道你能做出点好东西Iknowyou'lldosomethinggood.而我真的真的想赢得这个比赛AndIreally,reallywanttowinthis.拜托你晚上要做什么呢Please?Whatareyougoingtodotonight?我准备去Arby酒吧看新闻IwasgoingtogotoArby'sandwatchFrontline.好吧我们来看看Okay.Herewego.好的所以这是个老人在公园里喂鸽子Okay.So,itisanoldmanfeedingpigeonsinapark.呃.Pawnee精神？或许吧？Uh.ThespiritofPawnee?Maybe?你在逗我吧Yougottobekiddingme.这怎么会比我的公园场景好呢Howisthatbetterthanmyparkscene?没有这很说明问题Itisn't.Andthat'ssayingsomething.著名演员出演西北偏北这个男的又是谁有名吗是MartinLandau吗Andwho,stheman?Ishefamous?IsitMartinLandau?我不参与你们的竞争1.ook,Ihavenodoginthisfight.我只是说这幅会赢mjustsayingthatthiswillwin.这什么都不是是一团浆糊It,snothing.It'smush.画里一个形状都没有啊Mark形状在哪There'snotevenoneshapeinthere,Mark.Wherearetheshapes?我不是说这幅很好mnotsayingthatthisisanygood.我是说这幅会赢这是大众品味msayingthatthiswillwin.It'smassappeal.这是汽车旅馆会贴的东西It,slikewhatmotelsputup,会挂在墙上很多年没有人会泼硫酸andithangsthereforyears,andnooneeverthrowsacidatit.嗯谁画的我喜欢Mmm.Whodidthis?Ilikeit.真的吗我说.Seriously?Imean.抱歉Sorry.是啊让我平静Yeah.Itcomfortsme.这幅会赢That'llwin.这是垃圾Thisisgarbage.我们得回到那些形状We'vegottogobacktotheshapes.不这很无聊No.Thisisboring.我们得回到那些垃圾Wegottogobacktothegarbage.我宁愿选形状也不选这个Iwouldtaketheshapesoverthis.我说不是吧我怎么都不会选那些形状Imean,comeon.-1wouldn'ttaketheshapesoveranything.我更乐意选Jerry的“资尿”dtakeJerry'smurinaloverthis.不朋友们就是这幅了No,guys.