ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第二十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
Leslie我能稍微问你个事吗1.eslie,canIrunsomethingbyyoureallyquick?当然我喜欢人们问我事Sure!Ilovehavingthingsrunbyme.我感觉你是在讽刺啊1feellikeyou'rebeingsarcasticrightnow.不不我没有我真心喜欢No,no.mnot.Igenuinelyloveit.来跟我说吧开始来来来Runitbyme.Goahead!Go,go,go.好的我有点担心Ann可能觉得Okay,sovebeenalittleworriedthatAnnmaybethinks我们的关系进展太慢thatourrelationshipisn'tmovingforwardfastenough.所以我在想可能该问她愿不愿意跟我同居AndsomwonderingifmaybeIshouldaskherifshewouldliketomoveinwithme.好主意坏主意你跟我说说吧Goodidea?Badidea?Youtellme.我想说有些女人不会考虑同居Iwouldsaythatsomewomenwon'tconsidermovinginwithsomeone除非她们觉得以后会结婚但我知道你unlesstheythinkmarriageisinthefuture,whichIknow,foryouis.我准备和她结婚Iintendtomarryher.你认真的吗Forrealskies?我不太确定我的感受呃有点奇怪mnotreallyquitesurehowIfeel.I.It'salittleweird.我是说我为他们高兴他们是我的朋友Imean,mhappyforthem.They,remyfriends.让我有点恶心Itmakesmealittlenauseous.如果让我一个词总结那应该是IfIcouldjustsumitupinoneword,itwouldbe.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第21集第2季第21集94次会议公园部ParksandRec.确认什么Confirmingwhat?那不可能That'snotpossible.哦不Oh,no!嘿早上好Hey!Goodmorning.为什么外面有六个人说等着要见我Whyaretheresixpeopleoutsidewhosaythey'rewaitingtomeetwithme?所以你知道你爱我是因为So,youknowhowyoulovemebecause我成为你助手之后你一次会都没开吗youhaven'thadasinglemeetingwithanyonesinceIbecameyourassistant?那是因为That'sbecause每次有人打电&hearts话♥说和你面谈everytimesomeonecallsandrequestsameetingwithyou,我都安排到了3月31日IalwaysscheduleitforMarch31st.为什么Why?因为我觉得3月31日不存在BecauseIdidn'tthinkMarch31stexisted.30天有9月4月3月和11月ThirtydayshasSeptember,April,MarchandNovember.6月和11月今天就是3月31日JuneandNovember.TodayisMarch31st.我知道Iknow.所以我今天有多少个会议So,then,howmanymeetingsdo1havetoday?93个Ninety-three.好好吧嗯你知道要怎么做Okay.Okay.Well,youknowwhattodo.是Right.对我来说这种情况就是个血淋淋的盥梦地狱Tome,thissituationisablood-soaked,nightmarishhellscape.但对LeslieKnope来说-哦有意思谀However,toLeslieKnope.-Oh,howfun.耶Yay.要不你尽量多解决一些我来搞定剩下的Whydon'tyoutakeasmanyasyoucan,andllcovertherest.我有个更好的点子Ihaveabetteridea.我再去快速找到7个会议Whydon'tItrytorustleupsevenmoremeetings,因为我觉得到100更酷,causeIthinkitwouldbecooleriftherewereaneven100.就我们就还是保持这93个然后看情况如何吧Just.Whydon'tWejuststicktothese93andseehowitgoes?好行Yeah,okay.这是我转移注意力的完美方式Thisistheperfectdistractionforme.好所以我需要的东西都在了对吧我有杯新鲜咖啡Okay,soIhaveeverythingIneed,right?Ihaveafreshcupofcoffee,舒服的毛绒靴comfyfur-linedboots.下班之前得还给我mgonnaneedthosebootsbackbytheendoftheday.好没问题对我来说其实有点挤脚Yeah,noproblem.They'reactuallyalittlenarrowforme.1.eslie来了个人1.eslie,here,saguy.嗨我是LeslieKnope副主任Hi,mLeslieKnope,DeputyDirector.BiHHaggerty来自PaWnee历史协会BillHaggerty,PawneeHistoricalSociety.我本该和RonSwanson开会的msupposedtobemeetingwithRonSwanson.我理解但他现在很忙Iunderstandthat.He'stieduprightnow.真让人震惊我已经等了他三个月了Whatashocker.vebeentryingtomeetwithhimforthreemonths,现在还是见不到估计已经太晚了但是andnowhe'snotavailable.It'sprobablytoolatenow,but,有个富婆JessicaWickssomerichwoman,JessicaWicks,租用了TUmbin宅邸开宴会而她在改造hasrentedoutTurnbillMansionforaparty,andshe'smakingalterations.“改造”？"Alterations'?Turnbill宅邸是Pawnee最受欢迎的古迹之TurnbillMansionisoneofthemostbelovedhistoricalsitesinPawnee.1867年改革派牧师TurnbillIn1867,theprogressiveReverendTurnbill主持了一场白人女性和Wamapoke印第安酋长的婚礼officiatedaweddingbetweenawhitewomanandaWamapokeIndianchief.秘密仪式美丽而浪漫Thesecretceremonywasbeautifulandromantic.但消息传出仪式现场变成了血海Butthenwordgotout,andthereceptionwasabloodbath.幸运的是有两位幸存者Fortunately,thereweretwosurvivors.不幸的是两位幸存者都是马Unfortunately,theywerebothhorses.等等是前选美皇后JessicaWicks吗Holdup.FormerbeautyqueenJessicaWicks?是的-我是TomHaverfordYes.-mTomHaverford.我会密切跟踪这件事的Billmgonnaberunningpointonthis,Bill.嘿你为什么不阻止她呢Hey,whydidn,tyoutrytostopher?她丈夫是Sweetums的NickNewportHerhusbandisNickNewportSr.FromSweetums.镇上的每个人都不敢说他不是Everyoneinthistownisafraidtosaynotohim.好的所有人冷静她想改造哪些Okay,everybodyjustrelax.Whatalterationsisshetryingtomake?钻洞涂墙去除护墙板Drillingholes,painting,removingwainscoting,她拆除了露台she'stearingdownthegazebo.啥她干了啥不她没有What?She'swhat?No,she'snot.好的Tom去开车Okay.Tom,gogetthecar.嗷抱歉Ow!-Sorry.别朝我扔东西啊Don'tthrowthingsatme.天这鞋可真紧God,thesearetight!我要指定一个行动计划帮助协调部门间合作lldeviseanactionplantohelpuscoordinatebetteramongthedepartments.是吗好谢谢来访-好Willyou?Great.Thanksforcomingin.-Yeah.下一个是谁Who,snext?Tom我在车上等你Tom,llmeetyouatthecar.你们到底要去哪啊我们还有91个会呢Wherethehellareyougoing?Wehave91moremeetings!抱歉Ron虽然我很想打破msorry,Ron,asmuchasIwouldliketogoforthe”市政厅单日会议数量历史记录”"all-timeCityHallsingledaymeetingsrecord,"但有紧急情况thereisanemergency.有人试图改造一个露台Someoneistryingtoalteragazebo.嘿Hey.哦嘿Ann抱歉我不能跟你呆着了Oh,hey,Ann.SorryIcan'thangout.我有个紧急情况Ikindofhaveanemergency.哦我实际上是来见Mark的Oh,mactuallyheretoseeMark.对谢谢你的咖啡RightWell,thanksforthecoffee.那也是给Mark的That'salsoforMark.我真的需要Ireallyneedit,though.但下次多放点糖好嘛谢r拜Butnexttimemoresugar,okay?Thanks,bye.你需要我推迟其他的吗Doyouwantmetopostponetherest?或者我把自己点着转移视线OrIcouldsetmyselfonfireandcreateadiversion?不我今天要全部开完No.mgonnadoallofthesetoday.把所有没事的人集中起来我需要更多的RonSwansonRoundupwhoever,sfree.mgonnaneedmoreRonSwansons.看看它多华丽啊1.ookatthat.It'sgorgeous.什么样的禽兽才会想改掉这个Whatkindofmonsterwouldwannachangethis?暗痘你碰巧有棕色遮瑕膏吗Pre-zit.Doyouhaveanybrownconcealerbyanychance?我得在Jessica面前表现得好看点IneedtolookgoodforJessica.你知道他们可能很有钱但他们不能毁掉历史Youknow,theymayberich,buttheycan'tjustdestroyhistory.我们走-我随后来1.et'sgo.-mrightbehindyou.我只需要在我的白龙雾中呆一分钟Ijustneedtospendaminuteinmycolognecloud.那是啥啊Whatisthat?DennisFeinstein的"侵袭"AttackbyDennisFeinstein.当你想侵袭要推倒的女士之感官时使用Whenyouwannaattackthesensesoftheladyyouwannabed.哦我的天哪Oh,myGod!门门门门关上Door!Door!Door,door!Closeit!所以基本上我们完全陷进来了全体集♥合♥Sobasically,we,recompletelyswamped.Allhandsondeck.我都不在这栋楼里上班Idon'tevenworkinthisbuilding.不在乎我需要任何有个心跳和有个脑子的人来协力Don'tcare.Ineedanyonewithapulseandabraintopitchin.Ron有需要帮忙的吗Ron,doyouneedhelpwithanything?不我们没事了谢谢实际上你可以提前回家No,we'regood.Thanks.Infact,youcanheadhomeearly.好现在我们四个把所有这些会议分摊一下Right,nowthefourofusaregonnadivvyupallthesemeetings.只要让他们感觉自己被听见了明白？Justmakethemfeellikethey'vebeenheard.Understood?是的先生BertMacklinFBI参与行动Yes,sir.BertMacklin,FBI,onthecase.APril你用Leslie的办公室April,youtakeLeslie'soffice.Andy你在会议室Andy,you'reintheconferenceroom.Ann在院子里开会Ann,takeyourmeetingsinthecourtyard.坐在那别让这个城市毁掉了Justsitthereanddon'truinthecity.解散Dismissed.你在干什么Whatareyoudoing?我能得个徽章吗CanIgetabadge?嘿我给你带了杯咖啡帮助你熬过这一天Hey,1broughtyouacoffee,helpyougetthroughtheday.谢谢哥们Thanks,dude!不客气姐们Noproblem,lady!我要走了-好mgonnago.-Okay.April最好了可是她才20岁Aprilisthebestbutshe,s20.April出生的时候我已经上三年级了WhenAprilwasborn,Iwasalreadyinthirdgrade,这意味着如果那时我们是朋友whichmeansifwewerefriendsbackthen,我是在和婴儿相处dhavebeenhangingoutwithababy.我对照顾婴儿一无所知啊Idon'tknowanythingaboutinfantcare.天哪我可能会弄死她的MyGod,1couldhavekilledher!啊老Newport先生Ah,Mr.NewportSr.我刚刚被告知您计划改建这座宅邸vejustbeeninformedthatyouplanonalteringthismansion.作为公园部的一员AndasamemberoftheParksDepartment,作为Pawnee人和一个美国人asaPawneeanandanAmerican,我请求您避免伤害这座历史建筑Iaskyoutorefrainfromharmingthishistoricstructure.什么What?我来处理这件事小花生lltakecareofthis,lovenut.饼干-好Biscuit.-Yeah.嗨我是JessicaWicks1994年Pawnee小姐Hi,mJessicaWicks,MissPawnee1994.你好是的我们之前见过Hello,yes.We'vemetbefore.我们都是去年选美比赛的评委Wewerebothjudgesatthepageantlastyear.1.eslieKnorp当然你好吗1.eslieKnorp.Ofcourse!Howareyou?JessicaWicks嘿宝你逆龄生长了吗JessicaWicks.Hey,boo!Areyouaginginreverse?因为你看起来才刚成年'Causeyoulookbarelylegal.TomHaverford你可是印第安纳最有魅力的男人了TornHaverford.Ifyou'renotthemostcharmingmaninIndiana.而这应该是印第安纳最幸运的男人了AndthismustbetheluckiestmaninIndiana.先生见到你很荣幸Sir,itisanhonortomeetyou.来抱一个Comehere,you!实话告诉我你是中国人吗Tellmestraight,areyouaChinese?不我是印度人No!moneoftheIndianpeople.那个衰弱的老钱包估计一个月就会挂掉了Thatfloppyoldbagofmoneyisgonnabedeadinlikeamonth.谁来安慰JeSSiCa和她的百万美元呢Andwho,sgoingtocomfortJessicaandhermillionsofdollars?是哦JeSSiCa是个傍大款的而我傍的就是傍大款的Yeah,Jessicaisagold-digger.Butmagold-digger-digger.所以你和Newport先生是怎么认识的So,howdidyouandMr.Newportmeet?嗯我在医院忙着剪彩Well,Iwasdoingaribbon-cuttingatthehospital,他就在那因为他的血液不能用andhewastherebecausehisblooddoesn'twork.我们开始聊天然后我意识到他是谁Andwestartedtalking,andthenIrealizedwhohewas.哦我的天真是一见钟情啊Oh,mygosh!Itwasloveatfirstsight!哦听起来真浪漫Oh,thatsoundssoromantic.呃Jessica我知道你把这座房♥子租出去开宴会了Um,Jessica,Iknowyou'verentedoutthishouseforaparty.但它具有历史价值我们不能允许任何改建我很抱歉Butit,sonthehistoricalregister,soWecan'tallowanychanges.msosorry.现在已经有点晚了亲爱的It,salittlelateforthat,sweetheart.我几个月就告诉他们我在做什么了ItoldthemwhatIwasdoingmonthsago.我来自的地方有句话叫做“木已成舟”WhereIcomefrom,there'sasaying,"what'sdoneisdone."到处都这么说That'sasayingeverywhere.我从没听过但我觉得是句挺好的话veneverhearditbeforeandIthinkit'sagreatsaying.嗯或许我们可以控制损坏你改了多少Well,maybewecanjustlimitthedamage.Howmuchhaveyoudone?你重新上漆了吗Youpaintedthis?嗯哼迈阿密蓝绿是小尼最爱的颜色Uh-huh.MiamiTealisNicky,sfavoritecolor.我们也更换了一些烛台Wealsoreplacedsomeofthesconces,扔掉了家具把地板涂成了黑色gotridofthefurniture,paintedthesefloorsblack.哦不这些可是原装的硬木地板Oh,no.Theseweretheoriginalhardwoodfloors.是的它们都划伤了是我帮了你的忙Yeah.Theywereallscratchedup.Ididyouafavor.进来吧我给你们看看我们在起居室做了什么Comeoninhere.llshowyouguyswhatwedidinthesittingroom.你先请我可不愿意错过美景Afteryou.dhatetomisstheview.你个淘气包我该花钱雇你做我的跟班Youlittledevil.Ishouldjustpayyoutofollowmearound.如果这是提供工作那我就接受了Ifthat1Sajoboffer,Iaccept.哦我的天Oh,myGod!你为什么要在墙里钻洞Whydidyouhavetodrillholesinthewall?为了挂上我给小尼的生日礼物啊TohangmybirthdaypresenttoNicky.天哪Myheavens!你不是有办法.Isn'tthereawaythatyoucould've.哦我去Oh,my!历史是重要的你不能总是随意变动一切Historyisimportant.Youjustcan'tgoaroundchangingeverythingallofthetime.不然接下来就会发现他们要把白宫涂成Orelsenextthingyouknow,they'llbepaintingtheWhiteHouse不白notwhite.我太生气我想不到其他的颜色了msoangry,Ican'tthinkofanothercolor.绿色Green.所以你们部门禁止我观看比赛So,yourdepartmentbannedmefromattendinggames因为我朝队员们喊“你们好烂”justbecauseIyell"yousuck"attheplayers!根据投诉你是在对一群五岁小姑娘喊Accordingtothecomplaint,youyelleditatfive-year-oldgirls.她们很烂啊为什么这很难理解呢Whosuck!Whyisthatsohardtounderstand?我以为我是和RonSwanson会面IthoughtIwashavingthismeetingwithRonSwanson.恐怕现在RonSwanson已经去世了mafraidthatRonSwanson'scurrentlydead.哦-我是他的女儿AprilSwansonOh.-mhisdaughter,AprilSwanson.他的遗愿就是我和你开这个会Andit,shislastwishthatIhavethismeetingwithyou.我代表终极飞盘联盟IrepresenttheUltimateFrisbeeleague.然后-Pawnee还有终极联盟And.-PawneehasanUltimateleague?是的我们的冲突一直持续Yes,andwekeeprunningintoconflictswith.你说服我了我会加入你们的队伍Youwonmeover.Iwilljoinyourteam.不好意思我们需要msorry,whatweneed.训练什久时候开始Whendoespracticestart?然后你们提供队服吗Anddoyouprovidethejerseys?顺便问下队服是什么颜色的Whatcolorarethejerseys,bytheway?队名是什么我们是闪电队吗What'sourteamname?ArewetheLightning?我必须告诉你我不在公园部门工作我是个护士Now,Ihavetotellyou,Idon'tactuallyworkintheParksDepartment.manurse.真的吗那是好消息啊Seriously?That'sgreatnews.我胳膊上长了个特奇怪的东西Ihavetheweirdestthingonmyarm.你能看见吗Canyouseethis?每次都这样Everytime.哦谢天谢地你们还没拆掉这个露台Oh,thankGodyouhaven'ttorndownthegazeboyet.别提醒我Don'tremindme.拆除人员今天下午才能过来Thedemolitionpeoplecouldn'tgethereuntilthisafternoon.我得整天都看到这个丑东西vehadtolookatthatuglythingalldaylong.丑东西Uglything?让我来告诉你一些关于这个“丑东西”的事情女士1.etmetellyoualittlesomethingaboutthis"uglything,"ma'am.150年前一对跨种族的情侣在这里成婚Ahundredandfiftyyearsago,aninterracialcouplewasmarriedhere,然后被他们自己的家人屠♥杀♥了andthenslaughteredbytheirownfamilies.这是Pawnee历史上最美的故事之一It'soneofthemostbeautifulstoriesinPawnee'shistory.你为什么要毁灭它Whyareyoutryingtodestroyit?别跟我说什么Pawnee历史Don'ttellmeaboutPawneehistory.Newport家族成就了这个镇TheNewportsmadethistown.而今晚我们为了庆祝我丈夫的85岁生日Andtonight,we,regonnacelebratemyhusband's85thbirthday,要拆了这坨黏糊的老烂摊子withoutthismushyoldpileofrot.你丈夫才是坨黏糊的老烂摊7Yourhusband'samushyoldpileofrot.我们当那个选美评委的时候你就是个老古板Youwereastick-in-the-mudwhenwejudgedthatbeautypageant,而你现在也是个老古板andyou,rebeingastick-in-the-mudnow.我才不是老古板Iamnotastick-in-the-mud!我只想阻止一场宴会的举♥行♥Ijustwanttostopapartyfromhappening.Ron我有个露台更新Ron?Ihaveagazeboupdate,所以忽略我之前所有的语♥音♥消息和邮件soignoreallmypreviousvoicemailsande-mails.1.eslie我5个小时没有释放自己了1.eslie,Ihaven'trelievedmyselfinfivehours,所以失陪一下so,ifyou'llexcuseme.Ron很抱歉这可不能等JessicaWiCkS拒绝.Ron,msorry,butthiscan'twait.JessicaWicksrefusesto.1.eslie什么鬼啊1.eslie,whatthefuck?嘿Knope小姐吗Hey!MissKnope?Howser议员CouncilmanHowser!很高兴再次见到您Nicetoseeyouagain.我啥都没看见除了你的脸NotthatIsawanything,otherthanyourface,我想跟您说一点这个露台的事情andIwouldliketotalktoyoualittlebitaboutthisgazebothing.你知道这个问题-好了好了Youknow,theproblem.-Okay,okay.够了Enoughofthis.想做啥就做啥吧通知媒体联♥系♥联邦应急我不在乎了DoWhateveryouwant.Alertthemedia.CallFEMA,Idon'tcare.别再为这个事来折腾我了Donotbothermewiththisagain.Knope小姐-Howser议员我见到你的阴♥茎♥了MissKnope.-CouncilmanHowser.Isawyourpenis.Ramsett公园有八个秋千每一个都坏了ThereareeightswingsatRamsettParkandeverysingleoneofthemisbroken.你们能拜托就修好一个吗Canyoupleasejustfixoneofthem?Ron告诉我不能答应任何事RontoldmeIcan'tsayyestoanything.但这是个很合理的请求Butit,ssuchareasonablerequest.我不能就这么拒绝Ican'tjustsayno.所以这是个“是“吗So,that'sayes?你在说是"吗大声说出来“是”或者”不是"就行Areyousayingyes?Justsayoutloud,yesorno.瞰Boop!是啊它们看起来是有点肿了Yeah,theydolookalittlebitswollen.眼睛跟着笔Justfollowthepen.跟着笔.Followthepento.这样疼吗Doesthathurt?这个条例没法通过的繁文缗节太多了There'snowaythisordinancegoesthrough.There'stoomuchredtape.嗯这个僵局然我很抓狂Mmm.Thisgridlockdrivesmenuts.我也觉得Tellmeaboutit.是啊我觉得你必须要迂回操作了你知道吧Yeah.Ithinkyou'regonnahavetomakeanendrun.Youknow?直接找总尸事解决这件事GorighttotheCommissioneronthisone.你知道吗我还没想过这招那个真是个好主意Youknowwhat,Ihadn'tthoughtofthat.Thatisareallygreatidea.是吗-我准备这公做了Yeah?-mgonnadothat.好你的最后一站说不定就是市政厅呢Okay.YourlastresortisprobablygonnabeCityCouncil.祝我好运了GoodIuckthere!我也是这么想Mythoughtsexactly.我完全不知道我在说啥IhavenoideawhatIwassaying.我问你这在公共泳池算太暴露了吗Iaskyou.Isthistoorevealingforapublicpool?麻烦把您的腹股沟从我桌子上移走Kindlygetyourgroinoffmydesk.所以我的身体也让你不舒服了吗Somybodymakesyouuncomfortable,too?嘿Mark关于这个历史豪♥宅♥的事情我有点抓狂Hey,Mark.mkindoffreakingoutaboutthishistoricalmansionthing.我能跟你聊会儿吗CanItalktoyouforasecond?我正打算出门了mactuallyheadedrightoutthedoor.你要去和Ann约会了You'regoingonadatewithAnn.是啊我准备给她个惊喜Yeah.Iwasgonnasurpriseher,带她去个好餐厅没事了takehertoanicerestaurant.-Don'tworryaboutit.你确定吗-是啊好好享受吧Areyousurenow?-Yeah,haveagoodtime.情况如何-还算不错Howwedoing?-Prettygood.我可能保证谁要建一个新的水上运动中心Imayhavepromisedanewaquaticcentertosomebody.这会是问题吗Isthataproblem?我诊断了两例黑色素瘤都是良性的Idiagnosedtwomelanomas.They'rebothbenign.还有多少会议Howmanymoremeetings?20个Twenty.April应该是护城河Aprilwassupposedtobethemoat保护市民野蛮人远离Swanson城♥堡♥thatkeptthecitizenbarbariansawayfromSwansonCastle.相反她炸了城♥堡♥在我脸上来了一刀Insteadsheblewupthecastleandstabbedmeintheface.我雇你就为一件事Ihiredyoutodoonething.一件Justone.我不在乎你整天发短♥信♥或者在桌上睡觉1don'tcarethatyoutextalldayandsleepatyourdesk.实际上我还鼓励你Infact,Iencourageit.但条件是你在做那一件事Butonlybecauseyouweredoi
