ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第三季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
好等我们获得证书的之后Now,afterwearegiventhecertificate,你觉得谁应该先发苜whodoyouthinkshouldspeakfirst?我觉得应该是我然后你1thinkitshouldbemeandthenyou.但如果你想的话也可以是你然后我But,ifyouwant,itcouldbeyouandthenme.或者可以是我你我Oritcouldgome,you,me.你觉得呢-要不只你Whatdoyouthink?-Howaboutjustyou?谢谢Ror）是的Thankyou,Ron.Yes.明天公园部在印第安纳州参议厅接受表彰Tomorrow,theParksandRecDepartmentisreceivingacommendationattheIndianaStatehouse因为我们重新启动了丰收节forbringingtheHarvestFestivalback.虽然只是纯仪式性的Andalthoughit'spurelyceremonial,前往参议厅对我来说可是件大事it'sahugedealformetogototheStatehouse.我一点都不在乎表彰Icouldn'tcarelessaboutthecommendation.但印第安纳波利斯可是CharlesMulligan's牛排餐艺厅之家ButIndianapolisishometoCharlesMulligan'sSteakhouse,整个州最他妈好吃的牛排馆thebestdamnsteakhouseinthedamnstate.我每次去吃都会给牛排留影IhavetakenapictureofeverysteakI'veevereatenthere.2004年6月June2004.腰肉三分熟鸡蛋奶油酱Porterhouse,mediumrare,Bearnaisesauce.2000年1月他们把这个叫做”杀手”January2000.Theycallthisone"TheEnforcer.'196年2月February'96.牛排肉眼威士忌Lagavulin16Thesteak,ribeye.Thewhiskey,Lagavulin16.坐我旁边的女士一个姨♥子♥Theladynexttome,abitch.确切来说我前妻TammySpecifically,myex-wife,Tammy.好的这是这是我第一次去那里了Okay,thisis,thisisthefirsttimeIeverwentthere.哦看看我啊还只是个孩子呢Oh,lookatme.mjustakid.公园与游憩公园与游憩第3季第3集第3季第3集她在展示什么大象.She'sshowingsomeelephant.哦哎呀呀呀看看谁这么华丽啊Ooh,lala.Lookwho,sfancy.哦我戴了宽领IIJ吗我没注意呢Ooh,amIwearinganascot?Ididn'tnotice.蛇洞酒吧今晚大活动BignightattheSnakeholeLounge!是DennisFeinstein的新香水发布会过敏男用It,salaunchpartyforDennisFeinstein1Snewfragrance,AllergicforMen.Pawnee本地的DennisFeinstein是Pawnee'sownDennisFeinsteinisarealup-and-comer在微酿香水和身体喷雾界后来居上的人物intheworldofmicro-brewedperfumesandbodysprays.他基于乙♥醛♥的香水"眼黑”Hisether-basedperfume,Blackout,被列入Maxim杂&hearts洁♥骗人上♥床♥的最佳一百种方式之一wasnamedoneofMaxim'stophundredwaystotricksomeoneintosex.酒吧6点开门发布会9点开始Clubopensat6:00,eventstartsat9:00.不不太晚了那时候我都陷进浴缸里了No,no,waytoolate.Iwillbedeepintomybathbythen.别给我们画面啊Ben你准备去吗Don'tletuspicturethat.Ben,yougonnago?应该不会吧Idon'tthinkso.可能就呆着放松一下不过还是谢了Probablyjustgonnatakeiteasy,butthankyou.你知道他们总是邀请我出去玩Youknow,theyalwaysaskmetogooutwiththem.只是礼貌而已They'rejustbeingpolite.我经常搬家Imovearoundalot,所以我在这些地方交到的基本上都是网友而已懂吧sothefriendsImakeinthesecities,they'relikeFacebookfriends,youknow?"嘿Bloomington的Doug想要买♥♥件新T恤”"Hey,DougfromBloomingtonisthinkingaboutbuyingashirt."拜托DoUg谁在乎啊Comeon,Doug,whocares?好的Tom我需要你带着BenOkay,TOm,IwantyoutotakeBen让他去参加那个氯雷他定聚会andmakehimgotothatantihistamineparty.是“过敏”而且还是算了吧It,s"Allergic,"andforgetit他不认识这个镇上的任何人啊Hedoesn'tknowanybodyintown.别这样啊Tom用你的小翅膀护着他就好Comeon,Tom,takehimunderyourtinylittlewing.他是个完整的成年人好吗LeslieHe,safullygrownman,Leslie.而且今晚不是只顾着玩的Andtonight'sjustnotaboutpleasure.我要巴结DennisFeinstein然后给他推销我的新古龙水Tommy清新mschmoozingDennisFeinsteinsoIcanpitchhimmynewcologne,TommyFresh.好吧当你那么做的时候Okay,well,whileyou'redoingthat,我希望你想象下Ben坐在他的酒店房♥间IwantyoutopictureBeninhismotelroom,独自一人没有朋友盯着墙面allbyhimselfwithnofriends,staringatthewall.定了TomDeal.-Tom.所以我的乐队在准备新专辑了Somyband'sworkingonanewalbum.哦是吗名字叫什么Oh,yeah?What'sitcalled?"AprilLudgate是最棒的第一辑"AprilLudgateistheBestEver,VolumeOne.别开玩笑了Shutup.所以今晚想做什么呢So,whatdoyouwannadotonight?我们可以在Burly家看电视WecouldwatchTVatBurly'shouse或者我们可以在你家看电视orwecouldwatchTVatyourhouse.或者我是说我们可以在百思买♥♥看电视Or,Imean,wecouldwatchTVatBestBuy.为什么不去Tom的那个事情呢Whydon'twegotoTom'sthing?那个蛇洞酒吧的诡异古龙水派对ThatweirdcolognepartythingattheSnakehole?我有点忘记了你有女朋友的时候是需要钱的Ikindofforgotthatyouneedmoneywhenyouhaveagirlfriend.我希望像女王样对待APrilIwannatreatAprillikeaqueen,而女王要拥有鲜花按♥摩♥andqueensdeserveflowersandmassages,巧克力酒钻石红宝石翡翠chocolate,booze,diamonds,rubies,emeralds,装满围巾的宝箱themtreasurechestsfullofscarves,各种抹上去就能发热的润滑油differentkindsoflubesthatwarmupwhenyourub'emonstuff.我会把这一切都给她还有其他的mgonnagiveherallthatstuff.Andmore.那听起来挺棒的行我们去吧Thatsoundsprettyawesome.Yeah,let'sdoit.好-好Okay.-Okay.好的拜-拜Allright.Bye.-Bye.我也不知道啊Idon'tknow.我猜我们在约会吧Iguesswe'redating.是新的感觉无所谓啦我不喜欢贴标签啦It,snew.Whatever!Idon'tlikelabels.死远点啦Goaway.这件呢-感觉会很好的This?-Thatwouldbegood.但它能表示“你们好与会者们Butdoesitsay,"Hello,generalassembly,“我来到印第安纳波利斯接受你们的表彰”"vecometoIndianapolistoacceptyourcommendation?*跟其他裙子感觉也差不多Asmuchasanyonedresscould.1.eslie我觉得Chris在出轨1.eslie,IthinkChrisischeatingonme.啥那个撒谎的混♥蛋♥等等你怎么知道的What?Thatlyingbastard!Wait.Howdoyouknow?我没有明确证据1don'thaveanyactualproof.那我肯定他没有出轨Thenmsurehe,snotcheatingonyou.如果他真出了他就是个怪物Andifheis,he'samonster.如果他没有你俩一起挺合适的Andifhe,snot,youguysaregreattogether.但如果他出了我肯定杀了他Butifheis,Iwillkillhim.唉我们上周关于我们的关系聊得真的很好Well,wehadareallygoodconversationaboutourrelationshiplastweek,而且我们往好的方向发展他在这一点让我安心andhewasveryreassuringthatwe'reheadedinagooddirection.很好啊但接下来他就变冷了Great.-Butthenhegotdistant.当我要求去印第安纳波利斯找他的时候AndwhenIaskedtocomevisithiminIndianapolis,他表现得很奇怪hewastotallyweird.他很奇怪Hewasweird.听起来好像你自己绕进去了1.ook,itsoundslikeyou'rejustspiraling.但如果我没有呢如果我没有呢Butwhatifmnot?Whatifmnot?如果他有个女孩子在那呢Whatifhehasagirlupthere?我觉得他出轨了1thinkhe'scheatingonme.哇好吧Wow.Okay.嗯幸运的是我正准备过去Well,luckily,mheadingupthere.我会请他出来吃饭然后我试探一下他llinvitehimouttodinnerandllpokearoundalittlebit.好的他可没什么能瞒得过我的Okay.-1mean,he'snotgonnabeabletokeepanythingfromme.女作家与谋杀案主演高中的时候他们都叫我AngelaLansburyInhighschool,theyusedtocallmeAngelaLansbury.但那是因为我的发型Butthatwasbecauseofmyhaircut.嘿冠军Hey,champ.嘿冠军Hey,champion.今晚你应该来玩啊1.isten,youshouldcomeouttonight.酒吧肯定酷毙了Club'sgonnabedope.而且我很肯定你今晚啥事没有Plus,mprettysureyouhavenothingelsegoingon.呃也不完全是Well,that'snottotallytrue.我呆着的汽车旅馆老板说她要在大堂放映真爱告白呢TheownerofthemotelmstayingatsaidshewasgonnascreenHopeFloatsinthelobby.还问我要不要看AskedmeifIwantedtowatch.这样啊你还是逃出来为好Yeah.Youshouldprobablygetoutofthat.我觉得她准备谋杀你Ithinkshe'sgonnamurderyou.来蛇洞酒吧啊ComeondowntotheSnakehole.我不会接受拒绝的mnotgonnatakenoforananswer.好吧嗯不我会顺便去的Okay.Yeah,no,llstopby.酷哦-谢谢Cool.-Thankyou.嘿介意我问下吗你今晚穿啥Hey,youmindifIask?Whatareyougonnaweartonight?你知道我可能就继续穿这个了Youknow,Iwasprobablyjustgonnastickwiththis.别这样啊认真的你准备穿什么Comeon,seriously.Whatareyougonnawear?完全不一样的东西可能回家找点啥吧Somethingtotallydifferent.Probablygohomeandgrabsomething.酷Cool.如果你愿意在休息区停一下的话Ifyouwouldbewillingtojusttakeabriefpitstop,我们可以去看印第安纳第二大的摇摇椅WecouldseeIndiana'ssecond-largestrockingchair.不No.然后可能我们该稍微绕个两小时的路Thenmaybeweshouldtakeaquicktwo-hoursojourn去DameGervin的畸形名人城♥堡♥toDameGervin,sMisshapenCelebrityCastle.杜莎夫人把他们的失败蜡像全部送过来It,swhereMadameTussaudsendsallofitsfailedwaxfigures,如果你能认出是谁就能带回家andifyoucanfigureoutwhoitis,yougettotakeithome.不No.你怎么回事啊不高兴先生What,swrongwithyou,grouchypants?我整日都在节食把肚子留给Mulligan1S了vebeenfastingalldaytosaveroomforMulligan's.节食对你可不算健康啊RonFasting'snothealthyforyou,Ron.1.eslie你需要理解1.eslie,youneedtounderstand,我们正在去这个世界上最特别的地方Weareheadingforthemostspecialplaceonearth.当我吃完Mulligan's的一餐WhenmdoneeatingaMulligan'smeal,几周之内我的胡子里都还会有小肉粒forweeksafterwards,thereareflecksofmeatinmymustache,而我拒绝清理andIrefusetocleanit因为时不时一粒肉就会掉进我的嘴里because,everynowandthen,apieceofmeatwillfallintomymouth.我忘了告诉你ChrisTraeger今晚晚餐要加入我们1forgottotellyou,ChrisTraegerisjoiningusfordinnertonight.请告诉我他会在餐厅等我们Pleasetellmehe,smeetingusattherestaurant.不我们要去接他No,wearepickinghimup.该死女人Damnit,woman!欢迎啊真开心你们打了电♥话♥Welcome.Iamsogladyouguyscalled.这会很棒的进来吧进来吧Thisisgonnabegreat.Comeonin,comeonin.当然-或者我们就.Sure.-Orwecouldjust.哇Wow!看看你的门厅啊1.ookatyourfoyer.就像是个水疗店一样It,slikeaspainhere.确实是你房♥子的入口Exactly.Theentrancewaytoyourhouse向世界传递着你身份的信息sendsamessagetotheworldaboutwhoyouare.而前门提供了能量流动和机遇Andthefrontdoorprovidesenergyflowandopportunity.你可不能限制住了Youcannotlimitthat.是啊Ron连前门都没有Yeah.Rondoesn'tevenhaveafrontdoor.他甚至不告诉我他的地址Hewon'teventellmehisaddress.问他住哪你住在哪Askhimwherehelives.-Wheredoyoulive?为什么Why?所以这是种大衣衣柜还是什么呢Sothisissomekindofcoatclosetorsomething?哇可有一大堆男士外套啊Wow,there'salotofmen,scoatsinhere.我喜欢外套Ilikecoats.我能稍微用下你的洗手间吗CouldIuseyourbathroomreallyquick?就在你背后-好It'srightbehindyou.-Okay.马桶圈没放下呢Toiletseat,sup.嘿给我来杯啤酒和Pawnee日出Hey,letmegetabeerandaPawneeSunrise.你要付现金还是开个账单Doyouwannapaycashorstartatab?我.没事我认识Tom1.It'sokay.IknowTom.Tom谁Tomwho?TomHammen.HammensteinTomHammen.Hammenstein.是Haverfdrd-HaverfordHaverford.-Haverford.他是呃我最好的朋友He,s,like,mybestfriend.嘿Freddy这个家伙说他认识Tom想免费蹭酒Hey,Freddy,thisguysaysheknowsTomandwantsadrinkforfree.你有钱买♥♥那些酒吗Yougotmoneytopayforthosedrinks?有没有Yes.No.给付钱的顾客留位置吧哈Makeroomforthepayingcustomers,huh?我们走吧Knope1.et'sgo,Knope!稍等一下Justonesecond.嘿怎么啦Hey,what,sup?嘿我觉得你可能是对的Hey,Ithinkyoumightberight.我在Chris的卫生间里找到一个女士用剃刀和一个粉色的游泳帽Ifoundawoman'srazorinChris,sshowerandapinkswimmingcap.你认真的吗搞什么啊Areyouserious?Whatthehell?你知道可能没事但我觉得好像有事Youknow,itcouldbenothing,butitfeelslikesomething.我不.我过来了Idon't.-mcomingupthere.等等Wait.好啦我来啦Allright,okay.好吧我们走Allright,let'sgo.停止营业开放另行通知我的天啊Oh,myGod.他们就是忘了开门锁吧就是这样Theyjustforgottounlockthedoor,that'sall.Ron看起来他们已经关门了Ron,itlookslikethey'reclosed因为违反了什么健康条例forsomekindofhealthcodeviolation.Ron住手RonRon,stopit!Ron?他们就把她当做是普通仓库一样封起来了Theyjustboardedheruplikeshewassomecommonwarehouse.我应该来这里的Ishouldhavebeenhere.关门的时候里面的牛排会发生什么Whathappenedtothesteaksthatwereintherewhentheyclosed?你们觉得它们会被吃掉吗Doyouthinktheygoteaten?要不我们回我的地方把烤炉开起来吧Whydon'twegobacktomyplaceandllfireupthegrill?你确定你没有要等的客人之类吗Yousureyou'renotexpectingcompanyorsomething?没有No.你觉得呢RonWhatdoyousay,Ron?回到我的地方我给你做点吃的Gobacktomyplace,llmakeyousomegrub?会跟在这吃一样好的It'llbejustasgoodasitwould'vebeenhere.好吧-好的Okay.-Okay.那个男人是个神话Thatmanisalegend.想想他创造的那些香气Thinkaboutallthescentshe'screated.”攻击""渴望""浓稠“瘙痒“昏迷“侧乳”Attack,Yearning,Thickening,Itch,Coma,Sideboob.DennisFeinstein吗DennisFeinstein,though?我不知道他可能应该换个有点异国情调的名字Idon'tknow.Heshouldprobablychangehisnametosomethingalittlemoreexotic才能在香水产业站稳脚跟ifhewantstomakeitbiginperfume.哦他的真名是DanteFieroOh,hisrealnameisDanteFiero,但他换成了DennisFeinsteinbuthechangedittoDennisFeinstein因为这个名字在Pawnee更有异国情调'causethat'swaymoreexoticinPawnee.好吧所以你的计划是什么Okay.Sowhat'syourplan?等到他独处的时候Waittillhe'salone,我就走上前给他喷上Tommy清新then11walkupandsprayhimwithTommyFresh,然后我就说”啊哦andIsay,"Uh-oh."看起来你刚刚吸入了你的未来""Lookslikeyoujustinhaledyourfuture."是啊没准真行得通Yeah.Thatmightactuallywork.你还好吗Iseverythingokay?我完全破产了这太糟了Itkindofsucksthatmsuperbroke但我想给你买♥♥东西尴尬的是我买♥♥不起但是and1wannabuyyouStuffandit,sembarrassingthatICantbut.我也破产了但我啥都不需要mbroketoo,andIdon'twantanything.我只想跟你在一起Ijustwannahangoutwithyou.而且我随时都能喝到免费酒Plus,IcangetfreedrinksanytimeIwant.怎么办到的How?我是个在廉价酒吧里的女孩子啊magirlinasleazyclub.嘿-嘿Hey.-Hey.我不想一个人喝了Ihatedrinkingalone.给你买♥♥一杯吗-当然CanIgetyouadrink?-Sure.三份威士忌Triplewhiskey.你叫什么名字What'syourname?Oprah-我叫KevinOprah.-mKevin.酷哦现在我想一个人喝了Cool.Ikindofwannadrinkalone.但是.-我说我想一个人喝了But.-1saidIwannadrinkalone.谢了拜Thanks.Bye.给这杯你喝Here.Youtakethisone.我从那个白♥痴&hearts哪里骗一杯马提尼Iwillgetmyselfamartinifromthatidiot所以ChriS你有姐妹吗So,Chris,doyouhaveanysisters?不我没有LeSlie你有姐妹吗No,Idon't,Leslie.Doyouhavesisters?可能吧所以你妈妈呢她来看望了吗Maybe.Sohow'syourmom?Isshevisiting?不她在威斯康辛的家里呢你妈要探望你吗No,she'shomeupinWisconsin.Isyourmomvisiting?有姨吗没有你有姨吗Anyaunts?-Nope.Youhaveaunts?表姐妹呢可能有一个年轻的奶奶吗GirlCousinsVAyouthfulgrandmother,perhaps?没有Nope.你忘记如何与人类交谈了吗Didyouforgethowtohaveaconversation?我太高兴你们在这里了Iamsohappyyouguysarehere.我去给烤炉点火mgonnagofireupthegrill.我会杀了他的Ronmgonnakillhim,Ron.为什么Why?Chris背着Ann在出轨到处都是证据ChrisischeatingonAnn.There'sevidenceeverywhere.她要过来跟他当面讲清楚了She'scomingupheresotheycanhaveitout.让她带点大蒜盐过来Askhertobringsomegarlicsalt.我担心Chris一点都没有mworriedChrisdoesn,thaveany.我从一个服务员那拿来的Igotthisfromawaiter.我告诉他我猪肉不足Itoldhim1hadaporkdeficiency.棒啊猪包毯Sweet!Pigsinablanket.我一直好奇他们为什么这么叫Ialwayswonderedwhytheycallthemthat.看看我搞到啥看看我从洗手间搞到啥1.ookwhatIgot.LookwhatIgotfromthebathroom.薄荷糖六颗哦Mints.Sixof,em.优秀-是啊Nice.-Yeah.好谁今晚拿到更多免费东西就赢了Okay,whoevergetsthemostfreeStuffbytheendofthenightwins.成交Deal.出发Go!Ron你想来点沙拉吗Ron,wouldyoulikesomesalad?既然我不是只兔子我不需要SinceIamnotarabbit,no,Idonot试试吧沙拉对你很好的Tryit.Salad'sgoodforyou.行Yougotit.嗯好吃Mmm.Delicious.所以Chris闲暇时你在这边都做什么呢So,Chris,whatdoyoudouphereinyoursparetime?嗯我健身同时也健脑Well,Iexercise,andIexercisemymind.我尽量紧跟时事AndItrytokeepuponcurrentevents.哦你是这么称呼的啊Oh,that'swhatyoucallit.你说什么你和Ann的情况怎么样Sorry?-HowarethingsgoingwithAnn?你知道Ann最有意思的是什么吗Youknowwhat'sfunnyaboutAnn?她是我最好的朋友She'smybestfriend,任何伤害她的人我都可以痛下杀手可能andanyonewhohurtherissomeoneIwouldmurder,probably.哦这是让你不安的原因吗Oh,isthatwhat'supsettingyou?这对我也太不舒服了我不知道该说什么Thisisveryuncomfortableforme.Idon'tknowwhattosay.看看行家是怎么做的吧Watchthemasterworkit.我可是人际关系界的尤达大♥师♥mtheYodaofnetworking.嗯尤达可不需要拉人际关系Well,Yodawouldn'tactuallyneednetworking.我是说他的力量更多是精神上的1mean,hispowersweremorespiritual.闭嘴吧你个死宅男我懂了行Shutup,younerd!-1getit.Okay.Feinstein先生我是TomHaverfordMr.Feinstein,TomHaverford.我是这场晚会的组织者也是你的忠实粉丝mtheorganizerofthissoireeandmalsoahugefanofyours.我用你所有的古龙水有时候一次用两种Iuseallyourcolognes.Sometimestwoatonce!我不推荐那样你是药管局的人吗Idon'trecommendthat.AreyoufromtheFDA?你知道法律上讲如果你是药管局的你得跟我说Youknow,legally,ifyou'refromtheFDA,youhavetotellme.我想跟你聊聊因为我发明了自己的香水IwantedtotalktoyoubecauseIactuallycreatedmyownscent.棒啊我当然乐意来闻一下对吧Great.dlovetosmellit,right?我知道你很忙Iknowyou'reabusyguy.是的大哥我忙疯rYeah,man.mcrazybusy.但一天到晚人们还是向我推销香水Butalldaylong,peoplearepitchingmecolognes.那个家伙刚给我推销的古龙水叫”荡♥妇♥"ThatguyjustpitchedmeacolognecalledSluts.我要跟你说刚刚告诉他的不是所有人都能搞这个mgonnatellyouwhatItoldhim.Notjustanybodycandothis.虽然那是个好名字我可能会盗用的Althoughit'sagreatname,andmprobablygonnastealit.拜托了只需要两秒钟Please,it'lltaketwoseconds.如果你喜欢或许我们能一起做生意Ifyoulikeit,maybewegointobusinesstogether,去其他州开分店branchoutinotherstates,转行做手表或者高档雨衣moveovertowatchesandfancyraincoats,去伦敦和巴黎开店openupstoresinLondonandParis.我不知道我还没想好1don'tknow.Ihaven'tthoughtitthrough.但现在我想展示一下Tommy清新Butfornow,IwanttopresentTommyFresh.好吧我懂了Allright,Igetit.是恶作剧气味真好笑啊lt,sagagscent.Hilarious!是那种“简直棒到搞笑”吗Asin,"It'shilarioushowawesomeitis,?闻起来像有人在鸟笼里打翻了中餐ItsmellslikesomebodyspilledChinesefoodinabirdcage.糟透了简直有攻击性了Horrible!It'sassaultive.我要花全身力气忍♥住不反胃Ittakeseverythinginmypowertonotretchrightnow.孩子你还是换个行业吧Kid,youneedtofindanothergame.把香水留给真男人来做1.eaveperfumerytotherealmen.嘿Ann如果你收到消息我不知道你该不该来Hey,Ann,ifyougetthis,Idon'tknowifyoushouldcomeuphere.他不值得好吗He'snotworthit,okay?打给我告诉我你在哪如果你有.Callme,letmeknowwhereyouare,andifyouhave.RonRon?这他阎王的是什么玩意儿啊
