ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

哦好啊你们都在呢Oh,goody,you'reallhere.嗯我知道我不该在办公室聊我的竞选Now,Iknowmnotsupposedtotalkaboutmycampaignintheoffice,但昨晚我决定了谁该当我的竞选经理butlastnightvemadeadecisionaboutwhoshouldbemycampaignmanager.这是项重大的工作Thisisahugejob.会要求在很多个深夜里Thisisgoingtorequirealotoflatenight,和我一对一即兴one-on-onejamsessionswithme,我们会互相尝试各种点子andwe'regonnabounceideasoffofeachother,你必须帮我接电♥话♥you'regonnahavetotakecallsforme,任何时候日夜不分anytime,dayornight.我选择的人选是鼓点声起ThepersonIhavechosenis,drumrollplease,AnnPerkins耶为Ann鼓掌吧AnnPerkins!Yay!GiveitupforAnn!选得好Goodchoice.1.eslie我根本对政♥治♥竞选一无所知1.eslie,Idon,tknowthefirstthingaboutrunningapoliticalcampaign.Ann你这美丽的热带鱼Ann,youbeautifultropicalfish.你聪明绝顶又能顺应压力You'resmartasawhipandyou'recoolunderpressure.你曾经亲手将人的心脏复苏You'veresuscitatedahumanheartinyourbarehands.不我没做过No,Ihaven,t.你没做过吗没Youhaven,t?-No!你会的你就是那么好的护士Youwill.You'rethatgoodofanurse.那Ben呢WhataboutBen?我觉得他is岁竞选市长还赢r呢Imean,heranformayorat18andwon.Ben是我竞选的毒药Benispoisonofmycampaign.我们的关系就是我的顾问们退出的原因Ourrelationshipisthereasonwhymyadvisorspulledout.我AnnI-Ann,别听你的脑袋和你的心don'tlistentoyourheadoryourheart.只用看着我的眼睛然后说“好的”Justlookatmyeyesandsay"yes."嗯好的-好的Okay,yes.-Yes!我相信你Ann-谢谢Ibelieveinyou,Ann.-Thankyou.而你作为竞选经理的第一份工作就是穿得像一点Andyourfirstjobasmycampaignmanageristostartdressinglikeone.我不想再说一次了1don'twanttohavethisconversationagain.再吗你八秒钟之前才刚刚雇佣我啊Again?Youjusthiredmeeightsecondsago.哇你做得可太差了Wow.You'redoingareallybadjob.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第11集第4季第11集William,Elizabeth,-Leslie嗨William,Elizabeth.-Leslie,hi.嗨你们在-你们是来见我的吗Hi.Whatareyou-Areyoucomingtoseeme?你们听说我重新开始竞选了吗Didyouhearthatmrelaunchingmycampaign?实际上没有抱歉Actually,no,sorry.我们不是来见你的我们是来见Weweren'theretoseeyou.We'vebeenmeetingwith其他市议会的潜在候选人otherpotentialcandidatesforcitycouncil.真的吗所以我的竞选结束了Ohreally?Somycampaignends然后你们就像这样找其他人搞他们的竞选吗andjustlikethat,youfindsomeoneelseandruntheirs?是的这是我们的工作Yes,that,sourjob.我知道祝你们好运了Iknow.Goodluck,但呃我刚刚和我的新顾问团开了个大会but,uh,1justhadabigmeetingwithmynewadvisoryboard,而他们都聪明而且绝顶andthey'rebrilliantandamazing.他们真的会很棘手They'rerealkillers.1.eslie我试着在这个咖啡壶里泡面把所有东西都搞坏了1.eslie,ItriedtomakerameninthecoffeepotandIbrokeeverything.谢谢Andy我马上到Thankyou,Andy.llberightin.嗯呃祝你好运LeSIie真心的Well,uh,goodluck,Leslie.Honestly.嗯我们不需要好运我们可是火箭Well,wedon'tneedluck.Wearearocketship.我们重新发射了我们会飞过你们的大-哈他们走了Wearerelaunching,andwe,regoingtoblastpastyourcann-Huh,they'regone.是的我已经没有了训练有素的专业竞选经理那又怎样It'strue-1nolongerhavehighly-trained,professionalcampaignmanagers.Sowhat?谋杀大多数都是训练有素的专业刺客犯下的吗不是啊Aremostmurderscommittedbyhighly-trained,professionalassassins?No.他们是朋友和同事们犯下的They'recommittedbyfriendsandcoworkers.那个比喻在我脑袋里好太多了Thatanalogywaswaybetterinmyhead.嗨-冠军Hi.-Champion?哦我的天你在这儿呢小狗狗Ohmygosh,thereyouare,puppy.真是个好孩子啊那是条三条腿的狗That'sagoodboy.-Thatisathree-leggeddog.他的名字叫冠军因为他是世界狗冠军HisnameisChampion,becausehe'sthedogworldchampion.好吧我必须得问抱歉Okay,Ihavetoaskthis,msorry,但你们找到他的时候他有多少条腿来着buthowmanylegsdidthatdoghavewhenyoufoundhim?三条啊所以他才是最好的狗Three!That'swhatmakeshimthebest他用三条腿能做到的比大多数狗用四条腿更多Hecandomorewiththreelegsthanmostdogscandowithfour.除了挖坑他真的不擅长挖坑Exceptfordigging.He'sreallybadatdigging.你记得你说过在这个房♥子里做决定的事吗Andyourememberwhatyousaidaboutmakingdecisionsinthehouse?你想参与进来我们理解所以Youwanttobeinvolved.Wegetthat,so.你一句话Youjustsaytheword,冠军就回到收留所andChampiongoesbacktothepound,他在那里会被永远杀掉wherehecanbeputdownandkilledforever.我不会把一只三条腿的狗送去死的mnotgonnasendathree-leggeddogtohisdeath.好读Yes!但我也不会替你们照顾他的Butmalsonotgonnatakecareofhimforyou.嗯你要是帮点忙会很好的Well,itwouldbeniceifyouhelpedalittle.因为不像你Andy和我还有工作Because,unlikeyou,AndyandIhavejobs.残忍♥但也没错Cruel,butfair.所以LeSHe和我想出了再次竞选集♥会♥的主题SoLeslieand1havecomeupwiththethemeforthecampaignrelaunchrally.“东山再起”"TheComebackKid."人人都喜欢东山再起的故事比如洛奇Everyonelovesagoodcomebackstory.Rocky.1999-2002年因吸毒入狱RobertDowneyJr.RobertDowneyJr.终结者说"我会回来的”然后回来了Terminatorsaid,"llbeback,"andhewas.返场的还有-休闲夏威夷衬衫Alsomakingacomeback-thecasualHawaiianshirt.嘿嘿嘿看看是谁走在时尚前沿了Well,well,well,lookwho'saheadofthecurve.我开玩笑的Iwasjoking.你应该把它泡在漂白剂里烧掉Youshouldsoakthatinbleachandburnit.好吧所以集♥会♥明天在Pawnee体育大楼举♥行♥Okay,so,therally'sgoingtobeheldtomorrowatthePawneeSportsBuilding.APriI你办完场地租借手续了对吧April,youfinalizedarental,right?闭嘴Ann我跟你说过永远别跟我说话的Shutup,Ann.Itoldyounevertotalktome.那是冠军说的ThatwasChampion.哦我的天我很抱歉坏狗狗Oh,myGod,msorry.Baddog!是的租借的事情一切顺利Yes,everything'sfinewiththerental.Ron你在建台子吗Ron,you'reconstructingthestage?是的女士Yes,ma'am.1.eslie想雇个合同工建台子1.esliewantedtohireacontractortobuildastage.我不想扫射所有人Idon'twanttopaintwithabroadbrushhere,但世上每一个合同工buteverysinglecontractorintheworld都是卑鄙的没有能力的小偷isamiserable,incompetentthief.有人说了“披萨饺“吗用叉子打褶封上边-哦妈的Sealtheedgesbycrimpingthefork-aw,crap.BenBen!怎么了ChriS进来吧What'sup,Chris?Comeonin,man.我已经进来了Ialreadydid.所以呃你怎么样最近如何你好吗So,uh,howyoubeen?Howareyoudoing?Howareyou?很好啊实际上我只是在学习怎么做“披萨啊饺"Great,actually.mjustlearninghowtomakea"cali-zoin-za."或者像你们美国人说的披萨饺Or,asyouAmericansliketosay,calzones.你要来一个吗不了我觉得“披咋饺”太油了而且没有必要Doyouwantone?-No,Ifindcalzonefatty，andunnecessary.我知道你正在度过难关而我关心你So,you'vehitabitofaroughpatch,andIcareaboutyou,所以我只想保证你过得还好soIjustwanttomakesureyou,redoingokay.ChriS实话说我很好啊Chris,honestly,mgreat.我只是在探索任何脑内跳出的有趣活动mjustexploringwhateverfunactivitypopsintomybrain.比如看看这个1.i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