ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

公园与游憩前情提要打扰了Excuseme.你是LeSIieKnope吗-是的AreyouLeslieKnope?-Yes.我们团队致力于寻找Wearepartofagroupthattriestoidentify镇上政界的潜在候选人potentialcandidatesforpoliticalofficehereintown.你理论上对参选有兴趣吗areyoutheoreticallyinterestedinrunningforoffice?哗须的啊我有Absotootly,Iam.非常抱歉我刚刚用了那个词VerysorrythatIjustusedthatword.在我们继续进行之前我需要你告诉我Beforewegoanyfurther,Ineedyoutotellme,外面有没有丑闻isthereascandaloutthere?关于你的生活有任何需要告诉我们的事情吗Isthereanythingatallyouneedtotellusaboutyourlife?没有Nope.那些西装革履的是谁啊Whowerethesuits?他们想让我参选Theywantmetorunforoffice.我的天Leslie耶Oh,myGod!Leslie,yea!我知道啊耶Iknow,right?Yea.耶耶Yea!-Yea!耶-耶Yea!-Yea!等等这对你和Ben意味着什么啊Wait,whatdoesthatmeanaboutyouandBen?我不知道我觉得会很糟糕的Idon'tknow.Ithinkit,sgonnabereallybad.啊哦你想回到喊“耶”的时候吗Uh-oh.Youjustwannagobacktosaying"yea"?是的拜托Yes,please.好吧耶-耶耶Okay,yea.-Yea.Yea.KnoPe跟我来-等一下Knope,followme.-Justonesecond.就现在Ron嘿Now!-Ron,hey!哇哇哇哇哇RonRonRonRonRonRonWhoa!Whoa!Whoa,whoa,whoa!Ron!Ron,Ron,Ron,Ron,Ron!发生什么了What'sgoingon?我前妻Tammy回来了Myex-wifeTammyisback.是啊我在院子里看到了Yeah,Isawherinthecourtyard.不我另一个前妻TammyTammy一号♥No,myotherex-wifeTammy.Tammyone.我积累了228个个人休息日Ihaveaccrued228personaldays.现在开始我全部都要用上了Startingrightnow,musingallofthem.我走之后你来负责Whilemgone,you'reincharge.啊Ah!还有我桌子里有一大袋子碎肉末Also,Ikeepasizablesupplyofgroundchuckinmydesk.扔掉不然会开始变味的Removeitoritwillbegintosmell.一切顺利Godspeed.嗨Ron-闪开Hi,Ron.-Move!哇Whoa!啊哎呀Ah,geez.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第1集第4季第1集警告高级别型男路过Warning.Highlevelsofswaggercomingthrough.TommyHaverford回到公园部了TommyHaverfordbackintheParksDepartment.娱乐7二。曲棍球针织衫有人要吗EntertainmentTTwentyhockeyjersey,anybody?品牌鼠标垫Brandedmousepad?娱乐7二。就是家跨国的娱乐集团Entertainment720isjustalittlemulti-nationalentertainmentcompany是由我和我的哥们Jean-Ralphio成立的thatIstartedwithmyboyJean-Ralphio.我们实际上做的是什么呢Whatexactlydowedo?我们只能说解释起来太复杂了1.et'sjustsayit'stoohardtoexplain.Donna你看起来太棒了孩子们怎么样啦Donna,youlookamazing.Howarethekids?我没有孩子-哇1don'thavekids.-Wow.有多久了-三个星期Howlonghasitbeen?-Threeweeks.所以你们有机会看过我的立场文章样本了吗Sodidyougetachancetolookatmysamplepositionpapers?你们觉得我对埃及负债减免的立场如何HowdoyoufeelaboutmystanceonEgyptiandebtrelief?呃那个这个话题大概不会在本地市议会选举中出现吧Uh,well,itprobablywon'tcomeupinalocalCityCouncilelection.但你的彻底还是一如既往的令人印象深刻Butyourthoroughness,asalways,isimpressive.谢谢Thankyou.现在我们还有三个月直到你宣布参选Now,Wehavethreemonths,untilyouannounceyourcampaign.我觉得我们得开始讨论策略了Ithinkweshouldstarttalkingstrategy.我的策略就是要赢Mystrategyistowin.我一生都在梦见竞选公共职位vebeendreamingaboutrunningforpublicofficemywholelife.其他女孩子在玩芭比娃娃的时候WhileothergirlswereplayingwithBarbies,1984年上任美国第一任女副总统我玩的是GeraldineFerraro玩具人IwasplayingwithaGeraldineFerraroactionfigure是我自己在冰棒棍子上粘上她的照片做成的thatImademyselffromapictureofherthatIgluedontoapopsiclestick.下周见咯Seeyounextweek?好的我很期待Okay,mlookingforwardtoit.嘿那-Hey!What那是谁啊-呃Whowasthat?-Uh.女士就是女士们1.ady-justladies.女士游艇俱乐部会议Meetingfortheladies'yachtclub.起锚吧女士们-什么”Anchorsaweigh,ladies.-What?就别-Justdon,t-女士游艇俱乐部吗1.adies'yachtclub?不敢相信你还没跟他说Icannotbelieveyouhaven'ttoldhimyet我告诉他我参选之后AfterItellhimmrunningforoffice,我们就只能分手了we'regonnahavetobreakup.你们怎么不能继续偷偷摸摸呢Whycan'tyoujustkeepsneakingaround?Ann你这个美丽的天真的世故的新生的婴儿啊Ann,youbeautiful,naive,sophisticated,newbornbaby.什么What?之前如果人们发现r我们可能会丢r工作Before,ifpeoplefoundout,wewouldmaybeloseourjobs.现在如果人们发现这会是条大型丑闻Now,ifpeoplefindout,it'sgonnabeamajorscandal.我的竞选活动还没开始就会结束了Mycampaignwillbeoverbeforeitbegins.你要怎么办我有个计划Whatareyougonnado?-1haveaplan.而且真的很好Andit'sreallygood.我就一直拖着不告诉他mgonnapostponetellinghim直到你想出来我该怎么做untilyoufigureoutwhatmsupposedtodo.所以开工吧Sogetcrackin'.为啥要我来啊Howisthisonme?好吧我来天啊谁一直给我发邮件啊Fine!lldoit.God,whokeepsemailingme?阴♥茎♥-什么Apenis.-What?我的天Oh,myGod.哦-Oh-也发给我了It'semailingmetoo.不管这家伙是谁他给政♥府♥里的每个女人群发了Whoeverthisissentittoeverywomanintheentiregovernment.我的天Oh,myGod.他这样会好尴尬的啊He,sgonnabesoembarrassed.我是说这个事故也闹太大了吧Imean,that'sacrazyaccident.不Andy他是故意的No,Andy,hediditonpurpose.你知道吗我尊敬他这招很有“蛋”量Youknowwhat?RespectThat'sabailermove.故意双关的Punintended.打扰一下Excuseme.ChrisJerry逼我们在他的电脑上看肮脏图片Chris,Jerry'smakinguslookatdirtypicturesonhiscomputer.正是因为那张淫秽照片我才过来的ItisexactlybecauseofthatlewdphotothatIamhere.Ben和我要开始开展全面调查BenandIarelaunchingafullinvestigation.我想对所有女性道歉AndIwanttoapologizetoallthewomen.还有JerryAndJerry.如果时光可以倒流让我把你们的眼球挖出来IfIcouldgobackintime,andcutyoureyeballsout,我愿意做的Iwould.哇这也太贴心了谢谢Wow,thatissosweet.-Thankyou.我们收到了很多媒体的请求Wearegettingalotofmediarequestsaboutthis.所以Leslie你能上PerdHapley吗SoLeslie,canyoudoPerdHapley?吼她可以上PerdHapley啊Ho!ShecandoPerdHapIey.嗨哦Hi-oh!认真的你能上他的电视节目吗Seriously,canyoudohisTVshow?哦当然Oh,yeah.Andrew我的男主你在干嘛呢Andrewmyman-drew,whatareyouupto?我要做个实验把这玩意儿扔墙上mabouttodoanexperimentwhereIhuckthisatthewall看看会发生什么andseewhathappens.不过可以等擦个鞋吗Butthatcanwait.Shoeshine?Andy我实话说吧Andy,mgonnabehonest.我今天来是想找你聊的Icameheretodaytotalktoyou.你看你很有热情Nowlook,you'reenthusiastic.你很努力工作你能搬重东西You'rehard-working.Youcanliftheavythings.我觉得娱乐7二。这里能有你的位置IthinktheremightbeaplaceforyouoveratEntertainment720.我的天Oh,myGod.那是啥啊Whatisthat?是我的公♥司♥It'smycompany!我不知道啊TomIdon'tknow,Tom.我觉得我现在才刚刚开始擅长擦鞋1mean,mjustnowgettingreallygoodatshoeshining.而我的意思是我还是很差AndImean,mstillprettybadatit.我来问你你的梦想实现r吗1.etmeaskyouthis.Areyoulivingyourdreams?我不知道啊Tom-嗯我实现了Idon'tknow,Tom.-Well,mlivingmine.如果你想实现你的这是我的名片Andifyouwannaliveyours,here'smycard.完全看不清楚啊-黑底黑字It,simpossibletoread.-Blackprint,blackbackground.这是最酷的色彩搭配了It,sthecoolestpossiblecolorscheme.是啊-这也是个强力磁铁Yeah.-It'salsoastrongmagnet.所以别放钱包里Sodon'tputitinyourwallet会让你的信♥用♥卡♥都消磁的保证会Itwilleraseyourcreditcards,gua-ran-teed.毁掉我的信♥川♥卡♥债务和一切吗Destroymycreditcards.Debtandeverything?市长先生我向你保证我们会找到那个香肠的主人Mr.Mayor,Ipromiseyouthatwewillfindtheownerofthatweiner也会惩罚他的再见andwewillpunishhim.Good-bye.AnnPerkins!-嘿AnnPerkins!-Hey.我不知道要找谁说这个1didn'tknowwhotocometowiththis,但是那张照片呃睾丸部分很让人担心butthatpicture,uh-there,ssomethingverydisturbingaboutthetesticles.我对自己也一直这么觉得vealwaysfeltthesamewaymyself.睾丸就像是生殖系统的耳朵一样Thetesticlesareliketheearsofthegenitalsystem.它们具有非常重要的功能Theyserveaveryimportantfunction,但它们真的不太好看butthey'renotthatgreattolookat.好吧哇不是的我是说医学上讲Okay,wow.No,Iwasspeakingmedically.他们肿大了They'reenlarged.我觉得可能这个男的有什么病-Ithinkthatmaybethatguyissickwithsomething-可能是疝气或者腮腺炎之类perhaps,ahernia,ormumps.AnnPerkins你真的很懂零丸啊AnnPerkins!Youreallyknowyourtestes.我还要谢谢你吗Thankyou?对于此次丑闻的女性视角看法Forafemaleperspectiveonthisscandal,我们采访一位女性LeslieKnopeweturntoawoman,LeslieKnope.我现在要准备问你一个问题问题是这样的mabouttoaskyouaquestionrightnowandthatquestionisthis.这张淫秽照片有多大的事呢Thelewdphotojusthowbigadealisit?政♥府♥电邮丑闻嗯实话说Perd不是那么大的事Well,frankly,Perd,it'snotthatbigadeal.如果你知道我的意思的话IfyouknowwhatImean.我不知道你的意思Idon'tknowwhatyoumean.但它有一个笑话所具有的节奏Butithadthecadenceofajoke.当政♥府♥里的男性表现出这种行为时Whenmeningovernmentbehavethisway,他们背叛了公众的信任theybetraythepublic'strust.可能到更多女人应该掌权的时候了Maybeit,stimeformorewomentobeincharge.就是这样了这里的“这“指的是Thereyouhaveit,where"it"isthething1.eslieKnope关于这个情况所说的这些1.eslieKnopejustsaidaboutthissituation.PerdHap-PerdHap怎公样这些还可以吗Howwasthat?Wasthatokay?棒极了这段插播绝了Amazing.Thatsoundbiteisgold.你这个表现会有很好的反馈的You'regonnagetgreatfeedbackonthis,我们觉得我还可以利用起来andwethinkwecancapitalize.你周五可以宣布参选了You'regonnaannounceyourcandidacyonFriday.周五.“三个月后Friday.Inthreemonths.不这周五可以吗No,thisFriday.Isthatokay?不嗯行挺好的No,yeah.Yes,itisgreat.好的我们那快那时就那样那么做吧Okay,we'lldothatthennowsoon.然后呃我就有个推迟了-阵子的事情And,Um,Ijusthavesomethingvebeenpostponingforawhile我得去做但我现在就去做了thatIneedtodo,butlldoitnow.好-好Great.-Great.耶Yea.我知道啊Iknowit.Ben-呃好吧Ben?-Uh,okay.Ben我想跟你讲两句Ben?Ineedtotalktoyou.那是我哥哥啊他刚刚生了个女儿Thatwasmybrother.Hejusthadababygirl.我的天那可太惨了或者太好了坦白说Oh,myGod,that'shorrible.Orgood-fulldisclosure.我没注意你刚刚说的啥Ididn'tlistentowhatyoujustsaid.我得跟你说件事-Ineedtotalktoyouaboutsomething-好吧嗯在你说话之前Okay,well,beforeyousayanything,让我给你看看我在Doug's甜甜圈买♥♥了啥letmejustshowyouwhatIgotatDoug'sDonuts.这是个L形的松饼淡It'sanL-shapedeclair!"L"就是LeSlie.你的名字The,L"isforLeslie.Foryourname.嘿Hey.你还好吗-烂太烂了Howareyou?-Bad,reallybad.哦天啊分手过程怎么样Oh,God.Howdidthebreakupgo?嗯我开始哭因为他给了我个松饼Well,Istartedcryingbecausehegavemeaneclair.然后我们开始亲热晚卜.还过了夜Andthenwemadeoutandspentthenighttogether.但今天早上冷静之后Butthismorninginthecoldlightofday,我做了早饭然后我们又亲热rIcookedbreakfastandwemadeoutsomemore.哇好一个和他反分手啊Wow,youopposite-of-broke-upwithhim.他给了我个松饼啊AnnHegavemeaneclair,Ann!Joe我确定那张淫秽照片是你发的Joe,vedeterminedthatthelewdpicturewassentbyyou因为你用的是私人邮箱becauseyousentitfromyourpersonalemailaddress,stinkmaster69alumni.sarahlawrencecollege.edustinkmaster69alumni.sarahlawrencecollege.edu.“臭味大&hearts刃干♥69SarahLawrence校友会.edu”真的吗SarahLawrenceReally?SarahLawrence?是啊我想要小型的学校体验Yeah.Iwantedasmallcollegeexperience.你也和很多同事炫耀过这件事了Youalsobraggedaboutittomanyofyourco-workers.污水部有句老话There'sanoldsewagedepartmentsaying.“如果你的排水管不错"Ifyou'vegotanicedrainpipe,”就没理由藏着”there,snoreasontohideit."我怀疑这不是句老话Idoubtthat'sasaying.我们要立即辞掉你了Weareterminatingyoueffectiveimmediately.这是因为你们嫉妒了吗Isthisbecauseyou'rejealous?不是因为你违了法No.It'sbecauseyoubrokethelaw.违的是有个大展♥的法Thelawofhavinganamazingpackage.在我们强行免职他之前Beforewehavehimforciblyremoved,你该知道我们的一位女性雇员youshouldknowthis,thatoneofourfemaleemployees,是一个护士观察了你发给她的照片-isanurse,examinedthephotoyousenther-我想她也会啊Ibetshedid.说你有腮腺炎Andyouhavethemumps.你可能要去做一下检查Youmightwannagetthatchecked.棒啊Sweet.有人腮腺上有炎了Someone'sgotmumpsonhislumps.击掌有人吗Uphigh.Anyone?Ron不在这Ronisn,there.他的前妻Tammy来了他害怕了然后跑掉了Hisex-wifeTammycame,andhegotscaredandranaway.好作为公园部的代班经理Well,asactingmanageroftheParksDepartment,我宣布你说的一切都很愚蠢Ideclarethateverythingyouaresayingisstupid.我爱你Iloveyou.嘿所以Tom又给了我一份工作Hey,soTomofferedmeajobagain.作为我的经纪人你觉得我该怎么做Asmymanager,whatdoyouthinkIshoulddo?嗯你想怎么做Well,whatdoyouwannado?我觉得给Tom打工会挺酷的Ithinkit'dbekindacooltoworkforTom.那就接受Sotakeit.但在创业公♥司♥工作可能会有风险Butworkingatastart-upcanbekindofrisky.那别接受Sodon'ttakeit.但Tom跟我说要追随梦想ButTomtoldmetofollowmydreams.那就接受Sotakeit.但这不是我的梦想那别接受Butthisisn,tmydream.-Sodon'ttakeit我不知道该怎么办-我也不知道Idon'tknowwhattodo.-Meneither.你给的建议真好Yougivesuchgoodadvice.我爱你宝Babe,Iloveyou.不用谢You'rewelcome.AnnPerkinsAnnPerkins!嘿你是不是跟人说Hey.Didyoumaybetellpeople我根据那个家伙的色情照片诊断出腮腺炎了thatIdiagnosedthatguywithmumpsbasedonhispornphoto?是的我好为你骄傲啊Idid!Iwassoproudofyou.好吧因为现在市政厅的所有人Okay,becausenowIhaveeveryoneinCityHall都在给我发展♥照sendingmepicturesoftheirjunk,问我他们有没有腮腺炎askingmeiftheyhavemumps.我的天哪Oh,myGod.你的收件箱真的装满了阴♥茎♥嗯哼Yourinboxisliterallyfilledwithpenises-Mm-hmm.我很抱歉Iamsosorry.哦看哪工资单上的EdMillerOh,look.EdMillerfrompayroll.我在这么做之前有没有任何我们继续约会的可能方式BeforeIdothis,isthereanypossiblewa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