ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

早啊-嘿Morning.-Hey.嘿你能批准一下这个竞选海报的新设计吗Hey,canyouapprovethisnewdesignforthecampaignposter?哦Ann你这美丽的违规的飞蛾Oh,Ann,youbeautiful,rule-breakingmoth.你知道我们在这里不能讨论我的竞选的YouknowWecan'ttalkaboutmycampaigninhere.真的吗Seriously?就是个是否的问题啊It,sa"yes"or"no"question.当你在竞选公职时Whenyou'rerunningforoffice,有一百万条规矩规定你能做什么不能做什么thereare,like,amillionrulesofwhatyoucanandcannotdo.是Yes.而因为我为政♥府&hearts江作AndbecauseIworkforthegovernment,我不能在政♥府♥大楼之内做任何竞选相关的事项Iamnotallowedtodoanythingcampaign-relatedinsideagovernmentbuilding.老板我需要你的签名Boss,IneedyourHerbieHancockonthis.外面Outside.确实有点烦人It'skindofapainintheass.但是很好的锻炼Butit,sgreatexercise.但很烦人Butit,sapainintheass.所以PerdHapley想安排在周四-行SoPerdHapleywantstodoThursdaynow.-Fine.你完成了维护报告吗Didyoufinishthemaintenancereport?我没完成但我会完成的Ididnotfinishit,butIwillfinishit.所以等等你问的是什么来着-口号♥Sowait,whatwasyourquestionagain?-Theslogan?好吧我能就出来所以我们能吧所有事聊完呢Okay,canIjustcomeoutthere,sowecantalkabouteverything?不April我需要把工作分开好吗No,April,Ineedtokeepmyworkseparate,okay?就当作是一个有趣的游戏Justthinkofitlikeafungame.公园在里面竞选在外面Parksisinside.Campaignisoutside.公园在里面竞选外面Parksisinside.Campaign'soutside.哦你知道怎么样更好玩吗-怎么Ooh,youknowwhatwouldmakeitmorefun?-What?哦我的天这样Oh,myGod,this.AprilApril.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第16集第4季第16集是时候了LeslieIt'stime,Leslie.你必须从部门休假Youhavetotakealeaveofabsencefromthedepartment.Ron这也太扯了Ron,thatisridiculous.我们聊过这了不是你聊过了We'vetalkedaboutthis.-No,you'vetalkedaboutit,我无视了因为这也太扯了andveignoredit,becauseitisridiculous.需要我提醒你吗即使我赢得竞选NeedIremindyouthatevenifIwintheelection,我还能在公园部工作IcanstillworkattheParksdepartment.市政厅是个兼♥职♥工作Citycouncilisapart-timejob.但竞选可是全职工作Butcampaigningisafull-timejob.现在你在这里每周工作50小时Rightnow,you,reworking50hoursaweekhere在竞选上每周50小时and50hoursaweekonthecampaign.嗯我还有空余时间Well,Ihavetimetospare.我还在“车上餐上轮”当志愿者malsovolunteeringat"WheelsForMealsOnWheels."我们为“车上餐”修货车Werepairvansfor"MealsOnWheels."你所有事情都迟了一个月You'reamonthbehindoneverything.你忘记归档福周的公园维护报告YouforgottofiletheweeklyParksMaintenancereport.你每周都做但你还是忘了Youdoiteveryweek,andyouforgot.事情一件一件被忽略了Thingsarefallingthroughthecracks.我很肯定你连续四天都穿的这件毛衣mprettysureyou'vewornthatsweaterfourdaysinarow.或者我有四件一模一样的版本OrIownfouridenticalversionsofthesamesweater.不你没有你背上从周二开始就粘了根老棒棒糖了No,youdon't,there'sanoldlollipopthat'sbeenstucktothebacksinceTuesday.那是现在的新潮穿搭RonThat'sthestylenow,Ron.叫做“贴棒棒糖”It'scalled"lollipopping."所有孩子都在这么做Allthekidsaredoingit.1.eSIie你需要休假1.eslie,youneedtotakeasabbatical.好吧你猜怎么着RonOkay.Youknowwhat,Ron?我接受你的道歉Iacceptyourapology,我不会休假的我们已经同意了Iwillnottakeasabbatical,asweagreed,而且我们不会再讨论这件事了andwewillneverdiscussthisagain.抱歉Ann你不能打开这份礼物Sorry,Ann.Youcan'topenthisgift.这是为Pawnee最美的女孩准备的It,sforthemostbeautifulgirlinPawnee.等等等等等等等等等等等那就是你Holdup,holdup,holdup.Holdup,holdup,wait.That'syou.哇Wow.是啊看我也有一顶Yeah,andlook,Igotonetoo.Tommy的女孩成对的他的和她的MatchingHisandHers.所以我是“TOmmy的女孩”而你就是“Tom”吗Som"Tommy'sgirl,"andyou'rejust"Tom?为何不是“Ann的男人”Whynot"Ann'sman'?没人能拥有我小蛋糕甚至是你Nobodyownsme,cupcake,notevenyou.你要么把这些帼子用火烧掉Youcaneitherburnthesehatsinafire,要么你可以用喷灯oryoucanuseablowtorch.这个选择怎么样Howaboutthisoption?我们把帽子戴上-别说Weputthehatson-Don'tsayit.我们把其他所有东西脱掉Wetakeeverythingelseoff.这些坎戈尔帽是SamuelL.)ackson戴去参加拉丁格莱美的同款TheseKangolhatsareexactlyliketheoneSamuelL.JacksonworetotheLatinGrammys.她怎么就不喜欢呢我不知道Howcouldshenotlikethem?-1don'tknow.就像我给她做的每一件事都是错的It'slikesomehoweverythingIdowithheriswrong.哥们认真的别把我牵扯进来Dude,seriously,leavemeoutofthis.我有点帮Tom和Ann牵广线IkindofsetupTomandAnn,而现在他们一直找我要意见andnowtheywon'tstopaskingmeforadvice,这对他们可是坏选择whichisareallybadmoveontheirpar因为我真的不在乎他们发生什么becauseIreallydon'tcarewhathappenstothem.或者任何人Oranyone.冠军嘿小家伙Champion!Hey,bud.我想你了Imissedyou.太感谢r我希望他不麻烦Thankyousomuch.Ihopehewasn'tahandful.完全没有Notintheslightest.就像德国人会说的"Eristeinwunderhund"AstheGermanswouldsay,eristeinwunderhund."他是条奇迹狗-哦Heisawonderdog.-Oh.我上的训狗课程完全由德语讲授ThedogtrainingcourseItookwasconductedentirelyinGerman,而现在我能十分流利地使用德语.andsonowmfluentinGerman.中与狗相关的单词Wordsrelatingtodogs.April和Andy出门过夜了AprilandAndywentawayforthenight,而我在这照顾冠军andIlookedafterChampionhere.他是条杂种狗He'samutt.一半是惊人一半是了不起Halfamazing,halfterrific.他是条（德语）三条腿的狗Ichbineinthree-leggeddog.嗯我带他去了宠物超♥市♥Well,ItookhimtoPetSmart我给他买♥♥了各种玩具给他打了疫苗Igothimvarioustoys,gothimshots,给他剪了毛给他充足的运动gothimgroomed,andgavehimplentyofexercise.他到最健康的状态了He,shealthierthanever.等等他的腿长问来了吗Wait,didhisleggrowback?哦没没那也没事Aw,no,no.That'sokay.Andy我想说一是的Andy,ifImay-Yes.狗倾向于模仿他们主人的性格-嗯哼Dogstendtotakeonthepersonalitiesoftheirowners-Mm-hmm.所以如果你整天躺在沙发Soifyouweretositonyourcouchallday看动画只吃奇多watchingcartoonsandeatingnothingbutCheetos,那就是他也想做的that'swhathewouldwanttodotoo.谁不想呢那听起来是很奇妙的一天对吧Whowouldn't?Thatsoundslikeanamazingday,right?好吧嗯谢谢Okay,well,thanks.拜冠军Bye,Champion.早LeslieMorning,Leslie.JelTy衬衫脱了吧Jerry,takethatshirtoff.你看起来太离谱了Youlookridiculous.GayIe昨天给我这件衬衫作为生日礼物Gaylegavemethisshirtyesterdayasabirthdaypresent.哦我的天JerryOh,myGod,Jerry.不敢相信我忘了你的生日Ican'tbelieveIforgotyourbirthday.1.eslie没事的1.eslie,itisokay.我觉得不得不说我的生日很难记住Imean,let,sfaceit,it,satoughonetoremember.我的生日是2月29日MybirthdayisFebruary29th,所以你知道每四年我才能过一个真正的生日soIonlygetonerealbirthday,youknow,onceeveryfouryears.但这很棒因为我老婆Gayle会大操大办Butit,sgreatbecausemywifeGaylemakessuchabigdealoutofit.我们出门我们分一块蛋糕J芝士设施的大块棉花糖芝士蛋糕Wego,wesplitahugepieceofcottoncandycheesecakefromCakeyJ,sCheesecakeFacility.然后嗯我们牵一会儿手Andthen,well,weholdhandsforawhile.我们听一点AnitaBakerWelistentosomeAnitaBaker.她去见她的朋友然后我早睡Shemeetsupwithsomefriends,andIturninearly.这真的不可接受生日很重要Thisisunacceptable.Birthdaysareimportant.很抱歉我们忘了你的msosorryweforgotyours.我猜可能就失手漏掉了吧Iguessitjustslippedthroughthecracks.是啊我猜也是Yes,Iguessitdid.无论如何Jerry生.R快乐Anyway,HappyBirthdaytoJerry.你是一个善良而精彩的灵魂Youareakindandwonderfulsoul.谢谢你Thankyou.而且我需要你去水库做一些粪便污染调查-现在吗AlsoIneedyoutodosomefecalcontaminationtestingatthereservoir.-Now?是的去维修部门拿一个检测套装Yes,gogetakitfrommaintenance,我需要你去检杳水里的鸟屎andIneedyoutocheckthewaterforbirddung.我至少能拿双手套吗CanIatleastgrabthegloves?Jerry你还站在这里干什么啊我们的水里有屎Jerry,whatareyoudoingstandinghere?Ourwaterhaspoopinit.哦我的天Oh,myGod.现在Jerry今年6♥4♥岁NowJerryisturning6♥4♥thisyear.他只有6♥4♥吗-6♥4♥除以4就是-He,sonly6♥4♥?-6♥4♥dividedby4is-16-6♥4♥16.-6♥4♥.所以我们要给他办个甜蜜16岁惊喜派对Sowe,regonnathrowhimaSweet16surpriseparty.到时会很特别的It'sgonnabeveryspecial.常菜蛋糕和冰棍吗-不April不常的菜Theusual,cakeandpop?-No,April,theunusual.鱼和冰棍不Fishandpop.-No.蛋糕和鱼-不没有鱼Cakeandfish.-No,nofish.JeITy每四年才过一个真正的生日)erryonlygetsarealbirthdayeveryfouryears.而四年之后谁知道呢Andfouryearsfromnow,whoknows?他可能就退休了或者去世了Hemightberetired.Ordead.我们开始一个赌局吧1.et'sstartapool.谁叫退休谁叫去世去世Whowantsretied?Whowantsdead?-Dead.别No.有一个去世了别Igotonedead.-No.你要接吗-嗯不Youneedtotakethat?-Mm,no.竞选可以等因为这是官方公园事务Thecampaigncanwait,'causethisisofficialParksbusiness.Donna我们能借用你的湖边小屋吗Donna,canweuseyourlakehouse?你是怎么知道那个的Howdidyouknowaboutthat?我家在山麓有栋湖边小屋但这是很隐秘的Myfamilyhasalakehouseupinthefoothills,butwekeepitquiet.我们不那么好客We'renotbigonhospitality.Meagle家族都是冷血的人TheMeaglesareacoldpeople.我们能用你的小屋吗Canweuseyourhouse?我想可以吧Isuppose.自带毛巾Bringyourowntowels.哇DonnaWow,Donna.这个地方也太漂亮了Thisplaceisbeautiful.是的确实是而它一直都会这样Yes,itis,anditwillstaythatway.小屋守则是这些屋里不能穿脏鞋Thesearethehouserules.Nodirtyshoesinthehouse.楼上仅供Meagle家人使用UpstairsisMeaglespaceonly.而如果你仔细听那是热水浴缸的泡泡声Andifyoulistenclosely,thatisthebubblingofthehottub.你们无权使用Youdonothaveaccesstoit.如果你遵守这些守则我们就没有问题Ifyoufollowtheserules,wewon'thaveaproblem.我的天哪Oh,myGod.那是Ginuwine吗-嗯哼IsthatGinuwine?-Mm-hmm.为什么你墙上挂着Ginuwine的笆金唱片WhydoyouhaveGinuwine1Splatinumrecordonyourwall?为什么你有张和Ginuwine在某地的合影WhydoyouhaveaphotoofyouwithGinuwineatsomeplace?哦我以前没提到过吗Oh,haveInevertalkedaboutthisbefore?Ginuwine是我表弟Ginuwine'smycousin.Ginuwine吗Ginuwine?那个Ginuwine是你的表弟TheGinuwineisyourcousin?我为什公不知道啊HowdoInotknowthis?Ginuwine是谁啊Who,sGinuwine?GinuwineGinuwine?Ginuwine就是Ginuwine他是GinuwineGinuwineisGinuwine.He'sGinuwine.一遍又一遍说他的名字也帮不了我啊Sayinghisnameoverandoveragainisnotgoingtohelpme.他是个R&B歌♥手He'sanR&Bsinger.小马差别Pony,Differences.你真的不知道Ginuwine是谁吗DoyoureallynotknowwhoGinuwineis?我知道他是Donna的表弟了1knowthathe'sDonna,scousin.当我和某人约会时我有个列表叫做我的“哦不不”Whenmdatingsomeone,Ihavealistcalledmy"oh-no-nos.一个女人如果有“哦不不”可能会结束这段关系Awomancommitsan"oh-no-no'itcanendtherelationship.不爱90年代R&B在“哦不不”列表上排名第三Notloving'90sR&Bmusicisnumberthreeonthe"oh-no-nos"list妹子居然不知道Ginuwine是谁Girldoesn'tevenknowwhoGinuwineis.嘿孩子旅途感觉如何啊Hey,boy.Howwastheride?哦嘿想看点东西吗-好Oh,hey,youwantmetoshowyousomething?-Okay.“坐下”（德语）Platz.”起来”（德语）StehAuf.看挺酷的吧需要我教你吗See,it'sprettycool,huh?Wouldyoulikemetoteachyou?呃无所谓了我觉得任何人都能做到啊Uh,whatever.Imean,anybodycandothat冠军*有毒的默克尔Champion.*.*.*.*.Toxic.Merkel.默克尔啥是“默克尔”啊Merkel.Whatis"Merkel"?她是德国总理She'stheChancellorofGermany.不仅是更多还有更好的工作Notonlymorejobsbutbetterjobs.甜蜜16岁快乐甜蜜16岁快乐甜蜜16岁快乐我刚刚在接受电♥话♥采访的同时Ijustdidaphoneinterview还在为Jerry的生日聚会装饰这间房♥子whilesimultaneouslydecoratingthishouseforJerry'ssurpriseparty.完全多任务完全掌控全场Totallymultitasking,totallyontopofallofit.晚上吃瘪吗Swanson先生Crowfordinnertonight,Mr.Swanson?好的我们已经上膛了Okay,wearelockedandloaded.音乐好了幻灯片准备好了Musicisready.Slideshowisprepped.AprilJerry什么时候到-我怎么知道啊April,whendoesJerryarrive?-HowwouldIknow?谁是安排邀请Jerry的WhowassupposedtoinviteJerry?伙计们有人是应该去邀请Jerry的Guys,someonewassupposedtoinviteJerry.是他的惊-It,shissurp-屎了是我我忘了邀请JerryCrap,itwasme.IforgottoinviteJerry.你需要休假了Youneedtotakeasabbatical.我不会休假的mnottakingasabbatical.这是因为我忘了邀请Jerry去他自己的生R派对吗IsthisbecauseIforgottoinviteJerrytohisownbirthdayparty?确实看起来像是疏忽Itdidseemlikeanoversight.我有个预测Ron今晚结束时Ihaveaprediction,Ron.Bytheendofthenight,你会咬一口Jerry的蛋糕youaregoingtotakeabiteofJerry,scake,顺便一说我们回去路上要去取whichincidentally,weneedtopickuponthewayhome,然后你会说"休假啊什么假andyouaregonnasay,"sabbatical,Schmabbatical.1.eslie全都能做到她是最棒的而我很蠢”1.esliecandoitall.She'sthebest,andmstupid."听起来确实像我Thatdoessoundlikeme.嘿这是个好游戏Hey.Here,safungame.我们来讲讲床单最低可接受织物密度1.et'stalkminimumacceptablethreadcountforsheets.哦听起来确实不错-我到了就喊停Ooh,thatdoessoundfun.-StopmewhenIhitit.1000.1,000800.800.700.700.600吗600?Ann我都到600了你真的不让我停下吗Ann,mat600.Areyoureallynotstoppingme?我有那种棉质T恤床单Ihavethosecottont-shirtsheets.哈Huh?总是最美的女士们It,salwaysthemostbeautifulladies伤你最深whohurtyoutheworst.她连一部PaulWalker电影都没看过吗She'sneverseenasinglePaulWalkermovie?那可是个巨大的“哦不不”啊That'sahuge"oh-no-no."她还"不在乎蓝♥光♥吗Shealso"doesn'tcare"aboutBlu-ray?她是个怪物啊-April说正经的呢She'samonster.-April,thisisserious.我可能必须和Ann分手了ImighthavetobreakupwithAnn.是啊嗯那就和她分手Yeah,well,thenbreakupwithher.但她是我的梦中女孩Butshe,smydreamgirl.那就不和她分手Thendon'tbreakupwithher.除了她讨厌我喜欢的所有东西ExceptshehateseverythingIlike.我的UGG鞋子比她的都多IownmorepairsofUggsthanshedoes.我有点烦TOm和Ann聊他俩的关系了但IwasgettingkindofsickOflisteningtoTomandAnntalkabouttheirrelationship,but我想起来酒精的存在thenIrememberedthatalcoholexisted.感谢你酒精Thankyou,alcohol.JerryJerryJerry?Jerry.他到底能在哪啊Wherethehellcouldhebe?或许其他人给他办了个惊喜派对而真记得邀请他Maybesomeoneelsehadasurprisepartyandactuallyrememberedtoinvitehim.JerryJerry?JerryJerry.JerryJerry?Jerry-进来Jerry!-Comeonin.哦天啊-LeslieOh,God.-Leslie.你好啊JerryHello,Jerry.Jerry你为啥叫我们进来啊Jerry,whydidyoucallusinhere?嗯因为我以为你是Gayle啊Well,becauseIthoughtyouwereGayle.你们来我浴室干什么啊Whatareyoudoinginmybathroom?是啊Leslie我们来Jerry的浴室干什么呢Yes,Leslie,whatarewedoinginJerry'sbathroom?有个只有你能帮我们解决的公园部紧急事件ThereisaParksemergencythatonlyyoucanhelpussolve,所以我们需要你从浴缸里出来soWeneedyoutogetoutofthetub.我们走了1.et'sgetgoing.哦-好吧哎呀我-我得先穿衣服O-okay,jeez-w-Igottagetdressed.不没时间了-有时间的JerTyNo,there,snotime.-There'stime,Jerry.穿衣服吧Getdressed.好吧这个大紧急事件是什么啊Okay,well,whatisthebigemergency?哦我们又有老年人在森林里走丢了吗Oh,didWelosemoreseniorsinthewoods?不是个污水坑对吧No,it'sasinkhole,right?屎了个弹弓的Craponacatapult他们搞砸了我的竞选标牌Theyscrewedupmycampaignsigns.现在我得处理这个了NowIgottadealwiththis.好吧那污水坑怎么办Okay,butwhataboutthesinkhole?别担心Leslie可以处理这个还有污水坑Don'tworry,Lesliewilldealwiththisandthesinkhole.对吧LeslieRight,Leslie?是的Ron我会的RonYes,Ron.Iwill,Ron.而且我会沉着处理的AndIshalldoitwithaplomb.Tom出了什么鬼问题啊WhatthehelliswrongwithTom?不知道Don'tknow.就像我约会的是个白♥痴♥游戏节目主持It'slikemdatingsomeidioticgameshowhost.他在用这些蠢问题把我整疯Heisdrivingmecrazywiththesestupidquestions.嗯很快就无所谓rWell,soonitwon'tmatter.为啥他跟你说了啥Why?Whatdidhetellyou?没Nothing.等等他要跟我分手了是吧Wait,ishegonnabreakupwithme?我不知道我Idon'tknow.m-彳:彳:彳:彳彳:彳:No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no.No.不能这么结束好吧That'snothowthisends,okay?我会和他分手Ibreakupwithhim.我觉得我要以这一瓶来庆祝了IthinkIwillcelebratewithadrink.别拉了Quitpulling.好吧我把你链子解开Fine,llletyouofftheleash.Andy-搞什么啊大哥Andy.-WhattheBleep,dude?你从哪出来的-我觉得冠军应该被拴着Wheredidyoucomefrom?-1thinkthatChampionshouldstayonhisleash.这里有不熟悉的地形和奇怪的味道There'sunfamiliarterrainandstrangesmells.不狗链是为咬人的狗准备的No,leashesarejustfordogsthatbitepeople.不是这样的That'snottrue.Chris冠军是我的狗好吧Chris,Champion'smydog,okay?他哪也不会去的He'snotgoinganywhere.有时候你就只能让狗做条狗Sometimesyoujusthavetoletadogbeadog.他会没事的He'llbeallright.冠军Champion!他会回来的He'llcomeback.科学教牌所以你能想象我们永远不会订制一个说这些复杂胡话的牌子Soasyoucanimagine,wewouldneverhaveorderedasignwithallthiscomplicatednonsense因为你知道我们没疯because,youknow,we,renotinsane.看到预订单上的这里吗Seerighthereontheorderform?这上面说"http：/"-嗯哼Itsays,"http:/"-Mm-hmm.,www.knope2012"-我能读标牌的"www.knope2012-1canreadthesign.是这样的-".comimagescmy"-Itdoes.-',.comimagescmy"-嗯但这不是我-"kCamPaignqtyl00123-"well,butthisisn'twhat-,kcampaignqtyl00123-1,你不用全部读完的"9u09230023”-嗯哼Youdon'tneedtoreadthewholething.-"9u09230023"-Mm-hmm.,099twposter"-"099twposter"-确实是这么说的JjPeg”itdoessaythat.-.jpeg".Jpeg是的Walter确实是这么写的Jpeg.Yes,Walter,itdoessaythat.你是对的但是使用基本的逻辑和人类智慧You'reright,butusingbasiclogicandhumanintelligence,一个人可以推测这是一张图片的链接onecansurmisethatthisisalinktoanimage.这不是我们想在标牌上印的东西Thisisn'twhatwewantedprintedonthesigns.预订单上打的什么我就印什么Whatever1SontheorderformIprint.这一次是一长串有字母和数字的字串Inthiscase,itwasalongstringoflettersandnumbers.我能就-给你看点东西吗你看CanIjustsh-showyousomethinghere?Thereyougo.这非常不符合规定That'shighlyagainstprotocol.嗯来了你看Well,here,look.这是个好标牌啊That'sagoodsign.你应该用这个的Youshould'veusedthat.你告诉APril你要和我分手了吗YoutoldAprilyouwerebreakingupwithme?Ann我们持续在“谁穿得好”的问题上意见不