SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝(1999)》第二季第十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝船不能白搭我们又来到了裤头村滑浪学校HereweareagainattheBikiniBottomBoatingSchool今天又是海绵宝宝进行驾考的日子TodayisonceagainthedayofSpongeBob1Sboatingschoolexam但更重要的是butmoreimportantly这是今年最后一次驾考thisisthelasttestfortheyear如果海绵宝宝这次驾考又挂了andifSpongeBobdoesnotpassthisone就表示他又要再上一整年的驾校itmeansanotherwholeyearofboatingschool怎么了Wha,happen?没什么海绵宝宝Nothing,SpongeBob你只是又撞上了个行人Youjuststruckanotherpedestrian再扣二十分Minus20morepoints我还剩多少分Howmanydoesthatleavemewith?负224分Negative224我驾考还剩多少分钟Howmanymoreminutesleftinthetest?已经考完了Thetestisover时间还很充裕That'senoughtime扣的分还能补回来Icanmakeupthosepoints不No海绵宝宝SpongeBob等等Wait你没听清楚Youdidn'thearme已经太迟了It'stoolate海绵宝宝SpongeBob好泡芙老师Okay,Mrs.Puff我最终成绩有多少what'smyfinalscore?六Six要多少分才能过AndhowmanydoIneedtopass?六Six百Hundred什么Wha?六百Sixhundred要考六百才能过Youneed600topass你才六分Yougotsix你放心Don'tworry我不会气馁的泡芙老师llbeallright,Mrs.Puff并且Besides这就表示我还要再上你的课ThismeansIgettobeinyourclass整整一年forawhole,notheryear下周二再见Well,seeyounextTuesday滑浪学校好耶Yeah我要领到驾照了mgonnagetmydriver'slicense只要再上一整年andit'sonlygonnatakeonemoreyear一整年onemoreyear超级无敌一整年Onemoresuper-duperyear超级无敌精彩绝伦Onemoresuper-spectacular神神奇奇完美一整年extra-magical,extra-fantasticalyear海神王啊Oh,Neptune又要跟他耗一年Anotheryearwithhim真见鬼Barnacles又该死又见鬼Dirtybarnacles一定要做点自保措施I'vegottodosomethingtosavemyself只有一个办法there'sonlyonewayout老师的杀手铜Ateacher'saceinthehole额外加分Extracredit你说什么泡芙老师Whatwasthat,Mrs.Puff?额外加分海绵宝宝Extracredit,SpongeBob额外加分Theextracredit我还有机会Istillhaveachance我我是说I,Imean你还有机会youstillhaveachance什么是额外加分What,sextracredit?就是可以获得It,swhenyougetcredit以前你不会做的事情的对应的学分forthethingsyouweren'tabletodobefore滑浪学校准备好额外加分了没Now,arewereadyforthatextracredit?额外加分Extracredit这样就对了That'sthespirit你要是想So,allyouhavetodo领到额外加分过了我的课toearnyourextracreditandpassmyclass再也不用靠近这所学校andneverhavetocomeanywherenearthisschoolagain就只要写句十个字的句子iswriteaten-wordsentence主题是你在滑浪学校学到的知识onwhatyou,velearnedinboatingschool可我学了好多知识Butvelearnedsomanythings随便选一个选哪个我不管Justpickone,Idon'tcarewhich来我替你开头Here,llhelpyougetstarted我在驾校里学了"WhatIlearnedinboatingschoolis好了There已经七个字了That'salreadysevenwords只要再写三个Onlythreemore学1.-E-A-R真见鬼Barnacles怎么了What'swrong?得先削铅笔GottosharpenmypencilTN-E快给我Givemethat给你钢笔Here'sapen钢笔Apen经典永流传的书写用具之一Oneofthemostpermanentofallwritingutensils要去写作文Gonnawriteanessay就是要这样That'swhatIsay好了There太棒了Fantastic让我看看1.etmeseeit不等等No,wait我反悔了Ichangedmymind不管你写的什么都不会有事的msurewhateveryou'vewrittenit'sfine让我看看Justletmesee别看No,don'tlook还没好It'snotready很简单的It,ssosimple只要十个字Onlytenwords我在驾校里学了"WhatIlearnedinboatingschoolis"填空Blankety填空blankety空blank我能行的Icandothis我在驾校里学了"WhatIlearnedinboatingschoolis我在驾校里学了"WhatIlearnedinboatingschoolis"我能行的Icandothis里面感觉好热泡芙老师Isithotinhere,Mrs.Puff?为什么里面这么热Whyisitsohotinhere?我的手Myhand我的手抽筋了泡芙老师Myhandiscramping,Mrs.Puff快停下Makeitstop你只要再写Youonlyneedthree个字morewords好Okay我看看你写的句子letmeseewhatyou'vewritten还没写好It,snotreadyyet没事海绵宝宝That'sokay,SpongeBob给老师看看你写的句子Showtheteacherwhatyou,vewritten不行No快给我Giveittome不行No给我看1.etmeseeit我在驾校里学了"WhatIlearnedinboatingschoolis剩下的都不重要Well,therestdoesn'tmatter你过了Youpass你过了Youpass泡芙老师我感觉我什么都没做Mrs.Puff,Idon'tfeellikeIreallydidanything额外加分本来就得这种感觉That'showextracreditissupposedtofeel真的吗Really?另外这是你的驾照Besides,here,syourlicense裤头村驾照海绵宝宝我的驾照Mylicense宛如我梦中的滋味IttastesjustlikeIdreamtitwould泡芙老师我Mrs.Puff,1谢谢你海绵宝宝Thankyou,SpongeBob恭喜你了Congratulations好人一生平安Haveanicelife小心了裤头村1.ookout,BikiniBottom有个新司机要上路了There'sanewdriverontheroad他就叫做andhisnameis海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants哈里斯生日快乐Harris,happybirthday我的腿Myleg破坏竟会如此之多Somuchdestruction直播记者不禁要问为什么Thisreporteraskswhy本地舆♥论♥一致认为问题出在1.ocalconsensusplacestheblame这位失职又自私的驾校教练身上onthisnegligentselfishdrivinginstructor她who这段别播出来1.et'snotusethattake太荒唐了That'spreposterous他都额外加分了Hedidtheextracredit没什么好怕的There'snoneedtoworry他连船都没得开Hedoesn'tevenhaveaboattodrive现在回家去把面都吃完Nowtogohomeandhavetherestofthatpasta感谢泡芙老师惊喜Surprise敬史上最棒的老师Tothegreatestteacherever谢谢泡芙老师Thankyou,Mrs.Puff我在此说出大家的心声IknowIspeakforeveryone我们要把你当作whenIsaythatweconsideryou海绵家族的一员amemberoftheSquarePantsfamily你该说的都说完了亲爰的Ithinkyou'vemadeyourpoint,dear泡芙老师本来我们还以为Mrs.PUffWewerestartingtothink海绵宝宝绝对考不到驾照SpongeBobwasnevergoingtogethislicense但你从来没放弃过他Butyounevergaveuponhim从来没打退堂鼓Youneverquit从来没应付了事Younevertooktheeasywayout那个我Well,uh好吧okay我们只想让泡芙老师WewantedtomakesureMrs.Puff-全世界最好的驾校老师thegreatestdrivingteacherintheworld-能来亲眼目睹这个washeretoseethis目睹什么Seewhat?哒哒Ta-da我准备好了裤头村我准备好了,I-MR-DY"全新汽船Abrandnewboatmobile?给我的Forme?你放心泡芙老师Don'tworry,Mrs.Puff他明天就能开了He'llbedrivingbytomorrow再见Toodle-oo我都干了什么好事WhathaveIdone?这下大家都要知道Everyonewillknow是我放他毕业的了thatIlethimslidethroughschool我必须搬去另外的城市llhavetomovetoanewcity另外开所驾校另外取个名字startanewboatingschoolwithanewname不No不能再这样了notagain必须把苗头遏制住vegottoendthisthingbeforeitbegins你摔得挺重的儿子Youtookquiteabusterthere,son我今天在驾校里学了WhatIlearnedinboatingschooltodayis我们还是先放一放We'regoingtohavetoholdoff开船的事情儿子onthedrivingthereforawhile,son没错乖儿子That'sright,honey在床上躺好Now,juststayinbed不要靠近船Andnogoingneartheboat嗨小船Hi,Boaty小船你着凉了Boaty,you'recold穿我袜子吧Takemysocks小船我会把你照顾好的Oh,Boaty,malwaysgoingtotakecareofyou你是全海底最好的船了You'rethebestboatinthedeepbluesea希望我还记得怎么做IhopeIstillrememberhowtodothis好Yeah我在开船mdriving你是谁在我船上干什么Whoareyouandwhatareyoudoinginmyboat?为什么戴着滑雪面罩Andwhyareyouwearingthatskimask?你压根就没滑雪Becauseyou'renotskiing我的天啊我知道你是谁了Oh,mygosh,Iknowwhoyouare不知道No,youdon't你根本就不认识我Youdon,tknowwho1am认得可清楚了Yes,Ido我知道你是Iknowthatyou're偷船贼aboatjacker我居然得用到这瓶胡椒喷雾Ineverthoughtdhavetousethispepperspray来人救命啊Somebodyhelpme来人救命啊Somebodyhelpme抱歉海绵宝宝Sorry,SpongeBob这都是为了你好butitwasforyourowngood把船还给我Givemebackmyboat给我停船You'dbetterstopthisboat我不会放手的mnotlettinggo什么都阻止不了我Nothingwillstopme哪怕有Noteven巨蚌巨蚌Giantclams?我绝不放手哪怕有mnotlettinggoevenfor奶酪擦Cheesegraters?奶酪擦不No不No休想让我放手哪怕路上有IfyouthinkI'llletgoforalittle教育电视台教育电视台Educationaltelevision?不要啊Oh,no看来甩掉他了1.ookslikethatgotridofhim放点音乐Nowforsometunes现在回到人♥渣&hearts甩台AndnowbacktoKRUD接下来为你点播withallofyourpersonal你偷我车绝对要受制裁金曲"Youwon'tgetawaywithstealingmycar"hits出事故请拨♥打♥超级警♥察♥看1.ook我绝对不会让你偷到船的dneverletyouhavethisboat就算你是Notevenifyouwere泡芙老师Mrs.Puff?那你还好吗泡芙老师So,how,sitgoing,Mrs.Puff?海绵宝宝SpongeBob我想dliketo道个歉apologize我不该让你过的Ishouldn'thavepassedyou你还没准备好Youreallyweren'tready所以我得把驾照还回去吗So,IguessIgottogivemylicenseback,huh?听说比目鱼老师1hearMrs.Flounder新开了一节周一早上的班isstartinganewclassMondaymorning开什么玩笑Youkidding?我只有你才配教You'retheonlyteacherforthisstudent并且狱长说她会早点放你走Andbesides,thewardensaysshe'llletyougoearly只要你帮人家忙ifyoudoherafavor什么忙What'sthat?裤头村监狱免费驾驶课Freedrivinglessons头号♥粉丝欢迎各位水母迷不敢相信Ican'tbelieveit我们来到了We'reactuallyhere一年两度的捉水母大会atthebiannualJellyfishConvention捉水母就是好Jellyfishareawesome实用水母网世界一流水母网Coolstate-of-the-artjellyfishnets摸一下Touch不许摸Don'ttouch被委就用凯文药膏凯文的最爱捉水母大电影里的水母叉TheharpoonfromJellyfish:TheMovie摸一下Touch不许摸Don'ttouch看1.ook僧帽博士Dr.Manowar他被大兰尼重了都还能幸存下来TheguywhogotstungbyBigLennyandlived这个大包只有摸了才会疼Andnowitonlyhurtswhenyoutouchit摸一下Touch非得我整天跟着你吗DoIhavetofollowyouallday?派大星快看Patrick,look不会吧Canitbe?冰淇淋Icecream?不对是水母捕手No,it'sTheJellyspotters水母捕手裤头村顶级水母迷俱乐部BikiniBottom'spremierejellyfishenthusiastsclub还有他们的社长Andtheirleader史上最酷的水母迷thecoolestjellyfishenthusiastever海参凯文KevintheSeaCucumber书呆海黄瓜有什么意思What'ssogreataboutanerdypickle?如果我能摸到他袖珍笔袋的褶边IfIcouldjusttouchthehemofhispocketprotector那我大概就可以沾点他的光了thenmaybesomeofhisgreatnesswouldruboffonme海绵宝宝身为你朋友SpongeBob,asafriend我得说那太书呆了Imustsaythat'sreallygeeky我的天啊Oh,mygosh水母杰弗里JeffreyJellyfish别走杰弗里Wait,Jeffrey我要摸摸你Ihavetotouchyou竹子Bamboo?我网柄只用复合材料Ionlyusecompositematerialsinmynethandle复合材料Compositematerials下一个问题Nextquestion下一个问题Nextquestion嗨凯文Hi,Kevin嗨Hi你有什么问题Whatisyourquestion?嗨凯文Hi,Kevin随便你Whatever请问卜一个问题Nextquestion,please?嗨凯文Hi,Kevin你好废物Hello,loser好后边那位提问Allright,youwayintheback嗨凯文Hi,Kevin这边有谁是真心想问Doesanyoneherehaveanactual嗨凯文Hi,Kevin我是你的头号♥粉丝myourbiggestfan你真好心You'retookind保安Security不等等No,wait我什么都可以给你做Iwoulddoanythingforyou不然你就跳楼好了Whydon'tyougojumpoffabuilding?什么都可以Anything用拳头打自己脸Punchyourselfintheface你那样没伤着吧Doesn'tthathurtyou?要我把自己伤着吗凯文Doyouwantittohurtme,Kevin?这样最好了Thatisthebest这家伙挺好Thisguy,sgreat一定要带这位一起来捉水母Wehavegottobringthisguyjellyfishingwithus不行凯文No,Kevin,no他是怪才He'sageek听好我不会让他加入俱乐部的1.ook,Iwon'tlettheguyjointheclub我只想看他要让水母蛰多少次Ijustwanttoseehowmanytimeshecangetstung才会哭哭啼啼跑回家去beforehegoesrunninghomelikeababy凯文是天才Kevin,sagenius天才Genius凯文Kevin小子Hey,kid想不想参加水母捕手的选拔测试HowwouldyouliketotryoutforTheJellyspotters?禽床Clear我想dloveit来水母田开敞篷兜风最舒服了Nothinglikedrivingthroughjellyfishfieldswiththetopdown对吧水母捕手eh,Jellyspotters?敞篷Topdown水母田我们到了Well,hereweare水母田JellyfishFields希望你网没忘带Ihopeyoudidn'tforgetournets我没忘带凯文Ididn'tforgetthem,Kevin都在后备箱里They'reinthetrunk我居然会跟水母捕手一起来这Ican'tbelievemherewithTheJellyspotters我一生都想成为水母捕手的一员ImeanallmylifeIwantedtobeaJellyspotter我现在带着网和子跟你过来了andnowmherewithyouguyswiththenetsandthejars我跟凯文在一起和大家聚在一起andmwithKevinandKevin'swithme大家齐聚一堂andwe,reallwitheachother一起捉水母超级有趣的andwe'rejellyfishingtogetherandit,sfunand停Holdit在你加入水母捕手之前BeforeyoubecomeaJellyspotter必须先通过严格的测试youhavetopassarigoroustest严格的测试rigoroustest安静Quiet你的第一项测试Yourfirsttest?捉一只水母Catchajellyfish捉到一只了Icaughtone我加入水母捕手了吗AmIaJellyspotternow?他抓到了hecaughtone加入俱乐部intheclub那只不算No,thatdoesn'tcount我是说两只水母1meanttwojellyfish两只水母Twojellyfish进网了inthenet我不是那意思That'snotwhatImeant我是说二十只水母Imeant20jellyfish我数数1.et'sseeOne,two,three水母捕手会让水母吃脸上的水母酱Jellyspottersallowjellyfishtoeatjellyofftheirface谁想来舔我脸颊Whowantstolickmycheeks?有水母来吃了IseeIhavesometakers感觉如何Howdoesitfeel?鼻子好痒Itticklesmynose痒不久了Notforlong能不能别叫了Willyoucutthatout?我现在加入水母捕手了吗AmIinTheJellyspottersnow?不No你还有好几项测试1havemanymoretestsforyoutotake我现在加入水母捕手了吗AmIinTheJellyspottersnow?不No我现在加入水母捕手了吗AmIinTheJellyspottersnow?不No现在呢Now?不No现在呢Now?不No现在呢Now?不No现在呢Now?现在呢Now?现在呢Now?好了海绵宝宝Okay,SquarePants现在到你让水母电了Itisyourturntogetzapped我是说Imean准备好进行最后一项测试r吗areyoureadyforyournaltest?我准备好了mready最好是好了You'dbetterbe因为我们要抓的是水母皇后becausewe'regoingtocaptureaqueenjellyfish皇后Aqueen我能帮忙吗CanIhelp?放心Don'tworry没有你我们做不到Wecan'tdoitwithoutyou真是太棒了Thisisfantastic我从来没当过诱饵veneverbeenbaitbefore我也没见过水母皇后1don'tthinkveeverseenaqueenjellyfisheither那你大概就没用过Well,thenyou'veprobablyneverused水母皇后哨了aqueenjellyfishcall你先试试看好不好Whydon'tyoutryitout?废物1.oser我以前听过这种哨音veheardthiscallbefore你肯定听过1Ibetyouhave你们要去哪Whereyougoing?放心好了Don'tworry我们就在灌木丛后头We'llberightbehindthisbush谁带r我的凄伤药膏Who'sgotmystingointment?太好了Thisisgreat等我通过测试了WhenIpassthistest我就能正式加入水母捕手了llbeanofficialjellyfishspotter废物1.oser废物1.oser废物1.oser废物1.oser废物1.oser废物1.oser凯文Hey,Kevin哨子好像没什么用Idon'tthinkit'sworking无事发生Nothing凯文皇后来了Kevin,she,shere快看1.ook快看皇后来了1.ook,she,shere皇后来了凯文She'shere,Kevin皇后she's凯文药膏求你别生气皇后Pleasedon'tbeangry,yourhighness我会放你走的Iwouldhaveletyougo凯文Kevin没错That'sright你应该看看我们电你那时候Youshouldhaveseenthelookonyourface你脸上的表情whenwezappedyou可But我最后一项测试呢whataboutmyfinaltest?你不会真以为Didyouthink我们真会让你加入水母捕手吧we'dactuallyletyoujoinThe)ellyspotters?可是凯文But,Kevin我是你的头号♥粉丝Iwasyourbiggestfan他们也是Sowerethey大家快看1.ook,everybody凯文回来了Kevin'sback凯文Kevin我们爱你凯文Weloveyou,Kevin凯文拜托Kevin,please你样子笨死了Youlookedsodumb还吹笨得要死的水母哨withyourdorkyjellyfishcall废物1.oser废物1.oser废物1.oser我不是废物Iamnotaloser废物1.oser废物1.oser废物1.oser刺胞霸王Nideriarex水母国王KingJellyfish亲亲脸Kissyface被重就用凯文药膏凯文的最爱凯文Kevin它好像走了Ithinkhe'sgone你们哪位出去打探一下Oneofyougooutandcheck救命Saveus凯文Kevin救命saveus别看我Don'tlookatme我为了追赶潮流才加入的Iwasjustinthisforthefashion水母没希望了It'shopeless我们被困住了We'retrapped我们被困住了We'retrapped救命妈妈Helpme,Mommy救命helpme我要小毯毯Iwantmyblanky我要小毯毯Iwantmyblanky现在该怎么办NowwhatdoWedo?妈妈Mommy救命妈妈Help,Mommy妈妈Mommy怎么Whatthe?美味Yummy不敢相信Ican'tbelieveit你怎么知道的Howdidyouknow?大家都爱吃派Everybodylovespie海绵宝宝实在是太强了Well,SquarePants,thatwasimpressive但你还是不能加入俱乐部butyou'restillnotintheclub因为你没捉到水母皇后becauseyoudidn'tcatchaqueenjellyfish等等Wait你们干什么Whatareyoudoing?我都不知道这个原来是帽子1didn'tknowthiswasahat才不是Itwasn't嗨派大星Hi,Patrick嗨海绵宝宝Hi,SpongeBob你加入俱乐部了吗Didyougetintothatclub?本来想不过后来还是拒绝了Yeah,butIturnedthemdown不是为凯文It,snotaboutKevin是为了水母It,saboutjellyfish海绵宝宝很高兴你学到教训了SpongeBob,mgladyoulearnedyourlesson崇拜偶像不健康Heroworshipisunhealthy走了杰弗里Comeon,Jeffrey