SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝欢迎来到海之霸蟹堡王快点海绵宝宝Comeon,SpongeBob下班了It'squirtin'time我今晚有场牌要打vegotacardgametonight你要跟谁打牌蟹老板Who'reyouplayingcardswith,Mr.Krabs?海之霸我要去海之霸跟痞老板打mgoingovertotheChumBuckettoplaywithPlankton痞老板Plankton?可是蟹老板But,Mr.Krabs他可是你的死对头he,syourarch-enemy偷蟹黄堡秘方偷了有好几年了He'sbeentryingtostealtheKrabbyPattyformulaforyears你为什么要跟他打牌Whywouldyouplaycardswithhim?我告诉你你别传出去Betweenyouandme全裤头村里就属痞老板牌打得最烂PlanktonistheworstcardplayerinBikiniBottom十五年来我每周四晚上Why,vebeentakinghimtothecleaners都能把他钱都给赢走everyThursdaynightforfifteenyears我从来就没输过Ineverlose把他钱都赢走Takinghimtothecleaners真好笑That'sahotone昨天牌打得怎么样蟹老板How'dthecardgamegolastnight,Mr.Krabs?我输了Ilost见鬼了Barnacles蟹老板Mr.Krabs你输了多少钱Howmuchmoneydidyoulose?我没输钱Ididn'tloseanymoney我输了1lost别跟我说你输了蟹堡王Don'ttellmeyoulosttheKrustyKrab我输rIlost蟹老板Mr.Krabs跟我说你没输掉pleasetellmeyoudidn'tlosethe蟹黄堡的秘密配方KrabbyPattysecretformula我输了1lost你you什么What?我拿你当赌注然后我输了IbetyourcontractandIlost真好笑蟹老板Goodone,Mr.Krabs好了我得去做蟹黄堡了Well,IgottogomakethoseKrabbyPatties恐怕mafraid你再也不能在这工作了youdon'tworkhereanymore跟我说这话不是玩笑Pleasetellmethisisn'tajoke快说蟹老板Goon,Mr.Krabs跟他说Tellhim说你开的玩笑有多残忍♥恶心Tellhimallaboutyourcruel,sickjoke尽管我特爱残忍♥恶心的玩笑AsmuchasIlovecruel,sickjokes但我恐怕他没开玩笑mafraidhe'snotjoking你现在要给我工作了海绵宝宝Youworkformenow,SpongeBob该戴上海之筋桶型工作头盔了TimetoputontheofficialChumBucketbuckethelmet可是蟹老板But,Mr.Krabs我不想给他工作Idon'twannaworkforhim我要在这蟹堡王给你工作IwannaworkforyouhereattheKrustyKrab对不起小子msorry,boy都是我的错It,sallmyfault到底会是怎样冷酷无情的人Whatkindofcold,heartlessperson会拆散这样充满爱的感情wouldbreakapartsuchalovingrelationship?就是我Iwould海绵宝宝SpongeBob蟹老板Mr.Krabs这回是你错的最笨的一回老螃蟹Thisisyourgreatestblunder,Krabs十五年来我玩牌就是为了Forfifteenyears,vebeenthrowingthosecardgames等着你失手justwaitingforyoutoslipup虽然我可能并没有蟹黄堡秘方1maynothavethepreciousKrabbyPattyformula但是我拥有第二好的东西butvegotthenextbestthing就是做蟹黄堡的人theguywhomakes'em我马上就能让你破产了老螃蟹mgonnarunyououtofbusiness,Krabs蟹老板Mr.Krabs海之霸海绵宝宝SpongeBob我能把胳膊要向来吗CanIhavemyarmsback?这是哪里Whatisthisplace?科学好了我准备好拿蟹黄堡了Okay,mreadyformyKrabbyPatty其实Actually痞老板先生Mr.Plankton,sir我还没1haven't可能你还不太明白Perhapsyoudon'tunderstand你现在在给我工作Youworkformenow作为你的新老板andasyournewboss我命令你马上给我做蟹黄堡Icommandyoutomakemeapattythisinstant否则我就只能摘掉你的脑子orllbeforcedtoremoveyourbrain装到我的机器厨师里面去andimplantitinmyrobotchef那就开始做吧Sogetcooking厨房♥厨房♥牌子上面写着厨房♥Thesignsays"kitchen"厨房♥我的心上却写着监狱butmyheartsays"jai,炉台仍是炉台Astoveisastove无论身在何处nomatterwhereyougo肉饼仍是肉饼Apattyisapatty正是这样that'swhatIsay烤架仍是烤架Agrillisagrill确实是如此thisissurelyso薯条仍是薯条Andfriesshouldbefries怎管如何eitherway但这烤架不属于家Butthisgrillisnotahome炉台我也不熟悉ThisisnotthestoveIknow我可以把它换过去Iwouldtradeitallaway只愿你能够回来ifyou'dcomebacktostay这间厨房♥不一样Thiskitchen,snotthesame没有你withoutyou只是一家小破店It,sjustagreasyspoon一家小破店justagreasyspoon没有你withoutyou他在搞什么Whatishedoing?掉眼泪Allthesetears还有乱唱歌♥andtheshowtunes他怎么没在做蟹黄堡Whyisn'themakingthepatties?算了Forgetit启用B计划mgoingwithplanB把他脑子放到机器BJ师里面去llputhisbrainintherobotchef你应该要清楚那样子没用的Youknowthatneverworks答案很明显Theanswerisobvious要让海绵宝宝工作togettotheSpongeBob你必须要在他面前表现出同情与理解youmustshowhimcompassionandunderstanding这样他就会给你你想要的东西了thenhe'llgiveyouwhatyouwant能安静会儿吗Willyoubequiet?我还在想办法mthinking有了vegotit要让海绵宝宝工作TogettotheSpongeBob我就得在他面前表现出同情与理解llshowhimcompassionandunderstanding这样他就会给我我想要的东西了thenhe'llgivemewhatIwant嗨Hi对不起痞老板msorry,Plankton我尽力了vetriedmybest我不习惯这样子做蟹黄堡mnotusedtocookingthisway求你别把我脑子弄出来Pleasedon'ttakemybrainout等等海绵宝宝Holdit,SpongeBob我能同情和理解你mcapableofcompassionandunderstanding真的吗Really?那我想要回蟹堡王去ThendliketogobacktotheKrustyKrab别给我得寸进尺1.et'snotgetcarriedaway那我现在要怎样才能让你NowwhatcanIdotomakeyou在海之霸♥工♥作得更舒服一点morecomfortablehereattheChumBucket?我一般用烤架做蟹黄堡Well,Iusuallycookonagrill没问题Yougotit厨房♥弄过来虽说不太容易Well,itwasn'teasy不过也弄好了buthereitis一个烤架Oneoldfryinggrill现在试用下怎么样Howaboutwetryitout?我只是It,sjustthat习惯烤架朝那个方向musedtothegrillfacingthatway不必多说Saynomore一切我都会办妥的1Itakecareofeverything放这怎么样Howabouthere?往左边一点点Alittlemoretotheleft这样呢海绵宝宝How'sthis,SpongeBob?再移一点点Moveitoveralittlemore这边呢Here?继续移Keepgoing这边呢Here?差不多了Almost可以了That'sit再移一下justalittlemore兀夫perfect就放这了Rightthere不太对Idon'tknow有东西还是怪怪的itstilldoesn'tfeelright再走几步海绵宝宝Justafewmoresteps,SpongeBob好了可以摘眼罩了Okay,goahead,takeitoff这里是蟹堡王厨房♥的完全仿制品It'sanexactreplicaoftheKrustyKrabkitchen仿制的真的好完全Itisanexactreplica水池在这Here,sthesink油锅thegreasyfryers吱吱叫的地板thesqueakyfloorboards还有那个玩意andthatthing一份蟹黄堡马上来蟹老板OneKrabbyPattycomingup,Mr.Krabs蟹老板Mr.Krabs别哭了海绵宝宝Don'tcry,SpongeBob我一定要让你知道给我工作比较好I'llshowyouit'smuchbetterworkingforme还有什么是那小气老螃蟹不让给你的IsthereanythingthatoldskinflintKrabswouldn'tletyouhave?那个Well有样东西我倒是一直很想要thereisonethingvealwayswanted那你现在是不是心满意足Sonowdoyouhaveeverythingyouneed要开始做蟹黄堡了吗tomakesomeKrabbyPatties?那个Well要开始做蟹黄堡了吗Youreadytomakesomepatties?等我吃完冰淇淋再说Wait,tilIfinishmyicecream那蟹黄堡呢Howaboutthosepatties?再快点Faster然后最小的海精灵说AndthentheIittlestsea-elfsaid冷静痞老板Steady,Plankton马上就要有回报了It'sallgonnapayoffsoonenough你好啊贪睡虫Heythere,sleepyhead怎么样了whatdoyousay?准备来准备去的都让我饿死了Allthispreparationismakingmehungry我也好饿Metoo你觉得现在要吃什么最好Youknowwhatwouldreallyhitthespot?要不你给咱做点蟹黄堡来吃Whydon'tyouwhipusupacoupleofKrabbyPatties?我现在比较想吃玉米卷mkindofinthemoodfortacos考虑的真好海绵宝宝Goodone,SpongeBob可是讲真要不你去给咱做蟹黄堡吧Butreally,whydon'tyougoaheadandmakeusapatty?不要我不太想吃蟹黄堡No,Idon'treallyfeellikeit我真就不懂了ButIdon'tunderstand烤架你有了Youhavethegrill锅铲你有了andthespatula舒服椅子你有了andthecomfychair你的臭脚我按♥摩♥了1rubbedyourputridfeet我跟你讲小东西Tellyouwhat,half-pint等会再叫我做蟹黄堡whydon'tyouaskmelater?我命令你马上给我做蟹黄堡Icommandyoutomakemeapattythisinstant不做No别给我顶嘴Don'tbacksassme说什么What?够先生That'sit,mister你已经失去拥有脑子的权利了Youjustlostyourbrainprivileges做好了Finished海绵宝宝快进来SpongeBob,comeinhere是不是应该要改叫机器海绵厨师宝宝OrshouldIsayRobotBobSpongeChefPants我都把脑子放到机器里面去了Iputthebrainintherobot,youknow你就不该这么娇生惯养Youshouldn'thavebeenaspoiledbrat看吧我要什么就能有什么Yousee,IalwaysgetwhatIwant我现在就要你给我做蟹黄堡AndIwantyoutomakemeaKrabbyPatty回答Response等会再叫我Whydon'tyouaskmelater?什么What?什么What?去做焊接了Getwelded等等Wait我命令你给我做蟹黄堡IcommandyoumakemeaKrabbyPatty油我不要Idon'twanna蟹堡王停业好了老宝贝Well,oldgirl我们要就此完结了thislookslikeourfinalchapter我再也忍♥不了了Ican'ttakeanymore你得把那个黄色噩梦带何去You'vegottatakethatyellownightmareback根本就不值得It'snotworthit我还是回去光明正大偷你蟹黄堡才好mbetterOffstealingaKrabbyPattyfairandsquare停业那个Well已经都说好了痞老板adeasadeal,Plankton他现在是你的麻烦了He,syourheadachenow求你大发慈悲吧蟹老板Please,havemercy,Krabs我什么都可以做I'lldoanything我求你了Ibegofyou要不How'bout你给我五十块yougivemefiftybucks我把他从你那买♥♥回来andlltakehimoffyourhands成交It,sadeal反正我也抽老干了Icheatedanyway现在快走吧小虫子Now,begonewithyou,youpunypest蟹堡王我谢谢你了Thankyou海之霸我跟我脑子真高兴回来了蟹老板MybrainandIaregladtobeback,Mr.Krabs真高兴你回来了小子Gladtohaveyouback,lad现在去做蟹黄堡Nowgettothosepatties午餐高峰要到了Thelunchrushisa-comin,我不太想做Idon'tfeellikeit等会再叫我做蟹黄堡吧蟹哥Whydon'tyouaskmelater,Krabby?我意思是Imean我今天免费工作mworkingalldayforfree不要工钱Mytreat蟹堡王就知道你要这么说That'swhatIthoughtyousaid铅笔人快看啊这是在干什么Well,well,whatisthis?啊是海上的画家Ah,theartistatsea我们来看看他辛勤创作的成果吧1.etuswatchandseethefruitsofhisstruggle似乎他的灵感迸发出来了Itseemsasifinspirationhasstruck我的铅笔Mypencil什么What?画家学到了在海上的第一堂课Theartisthaslearnedthefirstlessonofthesea备用铅笔一定要带好Alwaysbringasparepencil不No行了Okay好了吗派大星Ready,Patrick?OneTwoThree剪刀赢布派大星Scissorsbeatspaper,PatrickOneTwoThree派大星你怎么老是出布Patrick,howcomeyoualwaysdopaper?那是个什么东西海绵宝宝Whatisthatthing,SpongeBob?好像是根大铅笔Itlookslikeagiantpencil去摸一下Gotouchit还真是根大铅笔派大星Itisagiantpencil,Patrick来用这铅笔画大张的画吧Let'sdrawsomegiantpictureswithit你在画什么Whatchadrawin,?退后派大星Standback,Patrick你在我脖子上面呼气我画都画不了Ican'tdrawwithyoubreathingdownmyneck画家真是Artists画的是水母lt,sajellyfish真好看海绵宝宝Prettygood,SpongeBob不过这画缺乏基础结构Butit,slackingbasicconstruction你的透视画法还需要一番改进andyourperspectiveleavesalottobedesired人人都会乱评价Everybody'sacritic海绵宝宝你的画真是富有生命力SpongeBob,yourdrawing'scomingtolife这还差不多批评家Nowthat'smorelikeit,Mr.Critic不我意思是它游走了No,Imeanit,sswimmingaway知道这样子什么意思吗派大星Doyouknowwhatthismeans,Patrick?你的画是挂不进博物馆的了Yourartcanneverhanginamuseum意思就是我们找到了根神奇铅笔Itmeanswefoundamagicpencil现在就只要个神奇小胡子NowallIneedisamagicmustache我所有梦想就会全都实现了andallmydreamswillhavecometrue马上就来Comingrightup生活真美好1.ifeisgood来得快去得也快Easycome,easygo章鱼哥要是你有头发的话Squidward,ifyouhadsomehair就会是全海洋最帅的生物了you'dbethemostgorgeouscreatureinthesea你长相好You'vegotlooks才艺棒talent就差那满头的allyouneedisafullheadof头发hair轮我了Myturn小心点派大星Becareful,Patrick当画家责任重大Beinganartistisaheavyresponsibility作的每幅画好比孩童Eachworkofartislikeachild必须悉心呵护andmustbetreatedassuch给我嘛Comeon我只是要画漫画而已Iwasjustgonnadrawacartoon那好Okay你咋不早说Whydidn'tyousayso?又画了只水母Anotherjellyfish画的是章鱼哥笨蛋It'sSquidward,silly它动起来看着有点吓人It,skindofcreepylookingwhenitmoves说得对海绵宝宝You'reright,SpongeBob我们不能放它进城Wecan'tlethimgointotown章鱼哥好可怜PoorSquidward我刚想出了个好点子Mybrainjusthatchedanidea这绝对会超经典的Thisisgonnabeclassic我要去公园散散步IthinkIfancyastrollaroundthepark章鱼哥Squidward你们要搞什么Whatdoyouwant?哎这什么东西Hello,what,sthis?有人送钱让我烫发Someoneleftmesomemoneyforaperm快让我多发帅哥拿CometoHairy海绵宝宝SpongeBob我的头发Myhair海绵宝宝SpongeBob等下Wait我又有点子了vegotanotheridea这问的恶作剧是终极版This'llbetheultimateprank我画我自己lldrawme然后章鱼哥一开门andwhenSquidwardanswersthedoor门外的就不是我了itwon'tbeme看看人家啊1.ookathim好俊俏Ain'theadoll?就是差了个领带Allheneedsisatie准备行动Readyforaction他走到门口了He'sgoingtothedoor他在敲门He,sknockingonthedoor章鱼哥打开门然后就Squidward'sansweringthedoorand他在打章鱼哥He'sbeatingupSquidward铅笔人住手DoodleBoy,stop他抢到铅笔了He'sgotthepencil我都干什么了WhathaveIdone?必须要找到他We'vegottofindhim他可能会在哪里Wherecouldhepossiblybe?可能是在那间潦草的菠萝屋里面Maybehe'sinthatpoorlydrawnpineapple好开始行动Comeon,let'sgo我不要进去mnotgoinginthere赶紧的派大星Comeon,Patrick我就待在你身后mrightbehindyou小步走Babysteps快到了Almostthere刚刚那是怎么了Whatjusthappened?来派大星Comeon,Patrick把我抬上去Givemeaboostup咱就不能待在这安全的地方里面吗Can'twejuststaydownherewhereit,ssafe?不行Noway这怪物是我造出来的Icreatedthismonster我必须要阻止他andvegottostophim懂我意思了吧派大星SeewhatImean,Patrick?哪来的大洞大姐Where'stheleak,ma'am?没事吧派大星Youokay,Patrick?芬兰Finland他就在那Thereheis他丑死了He,shideous看到他我就想吐Hemakesmesick,justlookingathim大凸眼Thosebigbulgyeyes方身体thatsquarebody俩胞牙thosetwobuckteeth笨领带andthatstupidtie不过在你身上就很好看海绵宝宝Butitlooksgoodonyou,SpongeBob他把铅笔放下去了,He,sputtingdownthepencil时机到了Thisisourchance我数到三Onthecountofthree就一起跳出去袭击他we'lljumpoutandsurprisehim惊喜居然有个惊喜派对Oh,boy,asurpriseparty今天他生H吗Isithisbirthday?派大星Patrick快做点什么Dosomething生日快乐Happybirthday礼物送你Here,syourpresent不客气You'rewelcome在那站好铅笔人Holditrightthere,Doodle我把你带到了这个世上Ibroughtyouintothisworld现在我要把你赶出这个世界andnowmgonnatakeyouout有遗言吗Anylastwords?抱歉说的什么msorry,whatwasthat?不要动铅笔人Holdstill,Doodle这都是为了你好Thisisforyourowngood尝尝那招Takethat还有这招andthis还有这招andthis还有那招andthat还有这招andthis那招that这招this那招that我就是海绵宝宝IamSpongeBob摧毁邪恶之人destroyerofevil放轻松Takeiteasy一幅画而已lt,sjustadrawing反正完事了对吧派大星Well,thattakescareofthat,eh,Patrick?确实完事了Doneanddone小蜗你真早该得过去看看的Gary,youshouldhavebeenthere真的特刺♥激♥Itsurewasexciting不过其实我有点想念铅笔人了butyouknow,Ikindofmissthelittledoodle他就像是我的孩子Hewaslikeasontome反正我很高兴一切都恢复正常了ButIamgladthatthingsarebacktonormal晚安了小王子Well,goodnight,sweetprince小蜗晚安了神奇铅笔Goodnight,magicpencil神奇铅笔Hey,MagicPencil你在干什么Whatareyoudoingup?给自己画杯水喝吗Drawingyourselfaglassofwater?铅笔人DoodleBob你应该没有生气吧Nohardfeelings,right?你到底想干什么铅笔人Whatdoyouthinkyou'redoing,doodle?你铅笔人YouDoodle我海绵宝宝MeSpongeBob小心点使那玩意Becarefulwiththatthing谁知道会有什么后果Whoknowswhatwillhappen?鼻子知道了Inose觉得很好笑吧铅笔人Veryfunny.Doodle现在轮我了Nowit,smyturn怎样啊铅笔人Well,Doodle这样才叫扯平itlookslikethisisadraw作画你说到重点了You'vemadeyourpoint也有笔尖反正没事Nomatter我高中时可是公认美术最好的那个Iwasvotedmostartisticinhighschool海绵宝宝你要给我付出代价SpongeBob,you'regonnapayforthat好像我公认动作最不灵活Maybeitwasmostclumsy纸张Paper给铅笔人先生来一页PageforMr.Doodle海绵宝宝这乱糟糟的是怎一回事SpongeBob,what'swithalltheruckus?自己来看吧派大星Takealookforyourself,Patrick是邪恶的铅笔人It,stheevilDoodle错r不邪恶No,no,notevil他只是个二维生物Hewasjustatwo-dimensionalcreature在我们的三维海底世界迷了路1.ostinourthree-dimensionalaquaticworld寻求着自己生命中的目标1.ongingforapurpose所以说So他就一副画了he'sadrawing?对的Exactly看人家多开心啊Seehowhappyheis?还是看着有点吓人Hestilllookskindofcreepy伟大的神奇铅笔啊Oh,greatMagicPencil我们海洋生物无法驾驭你的力量yourpowersaretoomightyforusoceandwellers故我要把你送回你原先的神奇王国去SoIwillsendyoubacktothemagickingdomfromwhereyoucame准备好了吗派大星Areyouready,Patrick?好了Ready我们回过来看这深陷创作低谷的画家Werejointheartistinacreativeslump这什么东西What'sthis?是我的铅笔Mypencil海上的画家的第二条规则就是Thesecondmostimportantrulefortheartistatsea转笔刀一定要带好Alwaysbringapencilsharpener不No