TheGrandTour《大世界之旅（2016）》第五季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

波尔渡轮公♥司♥观众朋友们大家好我们在波罗的海的一艘汽车渡轮上Hello,viewers.YoujoinusonacarferryontheBalticSea,位于波兰海岸附近justoffthecoastofPoland.我们之所以在这里是因为我们即将开始一场Thereasonwe,rehereisbecausewe,reabouttoembarkonaroadtrip从未有人想到过的公路之旅thatnoone'severthoughtofdoing.没错而且我们之所以要进行一次Thereasonwe,redoingaroadtripnoonehas从未有人想到过的公路之旅everthoughtofdoingbeforeis.是因为在这个时代很难再去做inthesetimes,it'sverydifficulttodoaroadtrip别人已经想到的公路旅行了thatsomeonehasthoughtofdoingbefore.是的想想我们近年来去过的所有地方Yeah,ifyouthinkaboutalltheplaceswe'vebeentoinrecentyears,那些在我们去的时候还很稳定的地方placesthatwerestablewhenwewerethere,如今已经不再稳定了thataren'tanymore.莫桑比克、叙利亚、伊♥拉♥克♥Mozambique.Syria.Iraq.Burma.缅♥甸♥、乌克兰、俄♥罗♥斯♥Ukraine.Russia.我们都不能再回去了Wecouldn'tgobacktoanyofthem.阿根廷也是虽然是出于不同的原因Or,fordifferentreasons,Argentina.没错-土耳其也是No.OrTurkey.为什么我们不能去土耳其？Whycan'tWegotoTurkey?因为我们被土耳其禁了We'rebanned.什么？-是的Arewe?-Yes.但问题不仅仅出现在Butit'snotjusttheplaceswherewe'vebeenbefore.我们之前去过的地方thatthereisaproblem.没错完全正确No,absolutelyright.为了本剧我们本来想“我知道了开车穿越撒哈拉沙漠”Forthisshow,wethoughtwe'ddriveacrosstheSahara.不行恐♥怖♥分♥子♥太多了Wecan't-toomuchterrorism.然后我们说Thenwesaid：“那我们就追随"Let'sfollowinthefootsteps“阿♥拉♥伯的劳伦斯的脚步穿过西奈半岛"ofLawrenceofArabia不行恐♥怖♥分♥子♥太多了andgoacrosstheSinai,"Wecan't.不行Can't这为什么不行？Whycouldn'twedothat?因为必须经过印度-这有问题吗？YouhavetogothroughIndia.-Isthataproblem?有问题因为印度禁了我-没错他被禁了mbannedfromIndia.-Yes,heis.Heis.不管怎样正因为所有这些原因Andanyway,it'sbecauseofallofthat,所以我们现在身处波罗的海上的一艘汽车渡轮thatwefindourselveshere,onaferry,intheBalticSea.是的因为我们即将开始一场2300公里的公路之旅Yes,becauseweareabouttoundertakea1,400-miledrive起点在其实我们这里有地图我把这张拽出来from-vegotthemaphereactually,llfishthisoneout-从格但斯克出发也就是波罗的海沿岸的这个位置fromGdanskwhichisrightuphereontheBaltic,there,然后一路南下到达斯洛文尼亚的布莱德andthenwegoallthewaydownhere,toBled,inSlovenia.从来没有人这样走过Nobody,sdonethatever,从格但斯克到布莱德GdansktoBled.决定了进行一次别人没有走过的公路旅行之后Havingdecidedtodoaroadtripnobody,severdonebefore,威尔曼先生插话说MrWilmanchimedin“好的但是你们必须驾驶andsaid:"OK,butyou'vegottodoitincarsthatnobody“从未有人在公路旅行中开过的车来完成这趟公路之旅”haseverusedtodoaroadtripbefore."在这方面我是赢家Andonthatfront,-mthewinner.你可拉倒吧You'resonot.歌♥朗途呈献欧洲之旅我是第一个下渡船的Iwasfirsttodisembarkfromtheferry.开着这辆车Inthis.一辆带有折叠式车顶的皮卡车Apickuptruck.Withafoldingroof.是的我明白Yeah,Iknow.敞篷皮卡车听起来有点像防弹茶巾Aconvertiblepick-uptrucksoundslikeabulletproofteatowel.为什么要把这两种东西组合在一起？Whywouldyouputthosetwothingstogether?但这就是本次公路之旅的精髓所在Butthat'swhatthisgameisabout.独一无二Unique!从来没有人这样做过Nobody,severdonethis.就在此时库伊拉德维尔来了Atthispoint,CruelladeVilarrived.什么？What.这是有史以来制♥造♥的最不适合公路旅行的汽车Thisisthemostinappropriateroadtripcarevermade.在你眼前的这辆车是光冈里塞德IgiveyoutheMitsuokaLe-Seyde.里塞德恐怕这是有史以来制♥造♥的最不妥的东西了吧It'sthemost不那是你的看法inappropriatethingevermade.-No,yousaythat,这其实是天才之作it'saworkofgenius.因为光冈先生所做的BecausewhatMrMitsuokadid是他从一辆1990年代的日产西尔维娅WaShetooktheengine也就是一辆普通的日本双门轿车上取下了引擎froma1990sNissanSilvia,anordinary2-DoorJapanesesalooncar保持它们的原样然后再装上这华丽耀眼的车身keptthemastheywereandthenfittedthisflamboyantbody.是的光冈先生服用了强效迷幻药然后这辆车就诞生了WhatMrMitsuokadid,washetookacidandthisresulted.兄弟首先要说的是Mate,foronething.-Yeah?你说-车轮Wheels.没错Ah,yes.后轮敏起来了而前轮.Theonesatthebackarehiding相当于你在驾驶前面的车andyou,resteeringthecarinfrontofyou.是的-快看看Yes.-Lookatit.我承认这是一个机械方面的改动Thatisamechanicalchange,Iadmit.这些车轮比它们应该在的位置靠前了90厘米Thesewheelsare3feetinfrontofwheretheyshouldbe.是的还有其它的东西看看这些喇叭Thereareotherthings.Lookatthehorns.快看看想听听吗？能响吗？Checkthemout.Wanttohearthem?当然能响了Dotheywork?-Oh,yes.我觉得我受不了-准备好了？1don'tthinkIdo.-Ready?看起来像火车头的鸣笛TheylooklikesomethingontopofatraininAmerica.准备好了？好了Ready?-Yes.就这吗？That'sit?这款车他生产了多少辆？Howmanyofthesehashemade?几百辆-太多了Severalhundred.-Toomany.我觉得他生产了大约五百辆Ithinkhemadeabout500ofthem.这款车的外观本来是模仿梅赛德斯SSKThiswassupposedtolooklikeaMercedesSSK.然而它并不像Andyetitreallydoesn't.相比之下这辆车反倒更像是梅赛德斯SSKThislooksmorelikeaMercedesSSK.-1disagreewithyou.我不同意你的看法-那艘船看起来更像梅赛德斯SSKThatshiplooksmorelikeaMercedesSSK.看这些管子美得很.才不是This,look.Therewasatremendous.-Wrong.现在我们可以聊聊你的车了吗？Canwemoveontoyourcar.这辆车绝对是匠心独运Utterbrilliance,this.我爱-这是一辆SSR我知道它是什么AnSSR,Iknowwhatitis.的确是的Yes,itis.我从未开过这款车老实说我觉得不曾有人开过veneverdrivenone,tobehonest没错没有人开过Idon'tthinkanybodyhas.-No,nobodydid.设计SSR是为了打造一款敞篷双座皮卡车Itwasaconvertible2-seaterpickuptruck.是的电动车顶Electricroof.车顶收进-在这里是的Theroofgoes.-Inthere.所以这实际上并不是辆非常好的皮卡车Soit'snotreallyaverygoodpickuptruck.作为一辆皮卡车它不是很好It,snotverygoodasapickuptruck,而作为一辆敞篷跑车它就更差劲了butit'sverybadasasportscar.是的很沉吗？Heavy?很沉大约两吨♥Yes,about2tons.这-没错It,s.-Yeah!真是太可怕了不是吗？.absolutelyhideous,isn'tit?不这车太棒了我超级喜欢Noworries,Iloveit.然后我们推测詹姆斯可能开的是什么车WethenspeculatedonwhatJamesmightbeusing.他讨厌被人说慢对吧？-我知道他的确如此Hehatesbeingcalledslowguy.-1know.我觉得他会开一辆稍显优雅的车Ithinkhe'sgoingtobeinsomethingabitsnappy.我觉得可能类似于Somethinglike.兰博基尼LP550波尔伯尼特别版两轮驱动aLamborghiniLP550Balbonispecial,2-wheeldrive,但完美适合赛道是啊可不嘛butfullyraceprepped.没错Exactly.格但斯克港Itthenturnedout结果我们完全猜错了thatwewereabsolutelywrong.我完全不知道那是什么车Ihavenocluewhatthatis.他离这里有多远？这是个好问题Howfarawayishe?-That,sagoodquestion.那是什么车？Whatisit?说真的我不知道那是什么车-完全不知道Genuinely,1don'tknowwhatthatis.venoidea.你是刚从马戏团回来吗？Haveyoujustcomefromthecircus?这是什么詹姆斯？Whatisit,James?我看到写着“克罗斯利”但是看好了！ItsaysCrosleyonit对此我深感抱歉Sorry,butit'saverypreciouscar但这辆车非常珍贵而且开始下雨了andit'sraining.I'vegottoputtheroofup我要把车顶像MX-5一样升起来只需要几秒钟butitgoesuplikeanMX5,ittakesacoupleofseconds.在行驶过程中也可以这样操作Youcandoitonthemove.这是一辆1947年的克罗斯利CC敞篷车It'sa1947CrosleyCCconvertible.我给你们讲讲这辆车的历史1.ikemetotellyouaboutthehistoryofthecar?It'sfascinating.非常迷人-我就感觉你要讲了veafeelingyou'regoingto.在1930年代Inthe1930s,therewasamaninAmerica在美国有一个人叫做小鲍威尔克罗斯利calledPowelCrosleyJunior.-Mm-hmm.他靠家用电器发家致富Hemadehisfortuneoutofdomesticappliances.他第一个制♥造♥出了门上有货架的冰箱Hewasthefirstpersontobuildafridgewithshelvesinthedoor.这种冰箱现在我们都司空见惯了Somethingwealltakeforgrantednow.他环顾四周发现Helookedaroundandsawthateveryonewasdriving美国的所有人都开着体型庞大的汽车massivecarsandhethought他认为这很荒谬itwasridiculous,所以他决定用一部分财富来制♥造♥小型汽车sohedecidedtousesomeofhisfortune他有句名言tomakesmallcars.Hefamouslysaid:“如果你要过河那你用不着战舰”"Ifyou'recrossingariver,youdon'tneedabattleship."克罗斯利一辆精品车Hedecidedhe'dsellhiscarsinhisshops于是他决定就在自家商店里在家用电器旁出♥售♥他制♥造♥的车辆alongsidehisdomesticappliances.That,swhy正因如此thiscar这辆车宽度只有一米二isonly4feetwide.因为它必须要通过商店的门Ithastogothroughthedoorofashop.实际上克罗斯利先生的想法都很好GoodthinkingonthepartofMrCrosley.他是个天才Hewasagenius.-However,但是我鼻孔里制♥造♥的鼻屎Ihaveproduced都比这辆车大都比它有吸引力largerandmoreattractivebogeysthanthis.发动机是怎样？Whatisthemotor?是一台四缸排量724CC的发动机It,sa4-cyIinder724ccengine,developing.能产生.26点5匹马力twenty-sixandahalfhorsepower.26不等一下Holdon,这辆车几岁了？-1947年产的howold'sthis?-1947.所以70多岁了It,s70-somethingyearsold,我们必须假定大部分马力.12?we'vegottoassume,12.-14.14不能再多了-14?14.-Max.到现在为止很多“马力”已经死了Bynow,alotofthosehorseswillhavedied.詹姆斯你听到那句话了吗？Didyouhearthewords“2300公里的公路之旅”？1,400-mileroadtrip?你花了多少钱买♥♥的？Whatdidyoupay?这说起来可就有点故事了There'sabitofastoryaboutthat.其实因为这辆车挂在一个知名的汽车拍卖♥♥网站上Itwasonawell-knowncarauctionwebsite我看了一下竞标当晚结束andIlookedatit.Itfinishedthatevening当时竞标价格为400英镑andbiddingwasat400pounds,所以我出价450英镑soIbid450pounds,然后我出去买♥♥了些酒thenIwentoffandgotsomewine,等我回来之后当时就涨了一点andcamebacklateranditwentupabit当时是anditwas.-Whatdidyoupay?你付了多少钱？-11000英镑11,000pounds.11000英镑就这辆车？11,000poundsforthat?我是喝醉的时候买♥♥的IboughtitwhenIwasdrunk.如果你You.所以稍等一下我这辆光冈里塞德一共才花了IgotmyentireMitsuokaLe-Seyde11500英镑foronly11,500.这可是辆正儿八经的车-不才不是Thatisapropercar.你花11500英镑买♥♥了一辆外观难看的老日产Whopays11,500grandforanoldNissan对这就是我的观点多少钱？Howmuch?18500英镑Itwas18,500pounds.多少钱？What?18.我一直想要一辆这种车vealwayswantedone.它就是-一辆敞篷皮卡-我知道lt,saconvertiblepickuptruck.-1know.这就像是跑道上的减速带It,slikeaspeedhumponarunway.完全没用It,scompletelyuseless.这真是.来吧我们开始吧That's.-Comeon,let'sgetgoing.Ooh!那该不会是Youdon'tsuppose.我觉得那就是Idosuppose,yes.威尔曼先生在逗乐MrWilman是的这是一辆备用车isbeingfunny.-vegottobehonest,老实说这备用车比我们的车更不合适that'smoreinappropriatethananyofourcars.那辆车是为了400米竞赛而设计的That'sdesignedtodoaquarterofamile.那是辆改装赛车不是吗？That'sadesignerhotrod,isn'tit?奶♥子♥和啤酒看看上面写的不会吧看1.ookwhatitsays.-Look.那That.好吧那完蛋了不是吗？就此结束了Thatisdoom,isn'tit?Thatistheend.你们会想开一辆侧面写着“奶♥子♥和啤酒”的车吗？Wouldyouwanttodriveacarthatsays"Titties,n,beer我真的不想ontheside?-1reallywouldn't.现在伴随着向上天祈祷我们自己的车别让我们失望NowprayingtoGodthatourowncarswouldn'tletusdown,weheaded我们朝着港口的出口前进开始了漫长的旅程fortheportexitandthestartofourmammothjourney.好了Right.Al,40-milejourneybeginningnow2300公里的旅程现在开始从格但斯克到布莱德fromGdansktoBled.我出车祸了vehadacrash.詹姆斯我们才开出来六米远We'veonlydone20feet.我们在斯堪的纳维亚的那次WhenwewereinScandinavia,你起码坚持了一天才出的车祸-确实是youdidatleastadaybeforeyouhad稍等anaccident.-Hangon.这是你车的一部分吗？Isthisabitofyourcar?不是不是我车上的No,that,snotfromthecar.好的这是什么？Whatisthis?-You'vebrokenhisbarrier.你撞坏了他的关卡-你撞破了关卡撞坏了他的关卡Yousmashedhisbarrier.-You'vebrokenhisbarrier.他报♥警&hearts1了-他报♥警♥了"Polizei"?-Callthepolice?我们很自然地认为最好在警♥察♥赶到之前迅速逃跑Naturally,wethoughtitbesttoscarperbeforethe5-0arrived.真烫It,shot但在我们来得及逃跑之前Butbeforewecoulddothat,詹姆斯却坚持要启动他的雨刮器Jamesinsistedonstartinghiswindscreenwipers.准备好了吗？Areyouready?那一个怎么办？Whataboutthatone?这就像低音鼓和小军鼓一样It'slikeafacecoveredwithasnaredrum.随着詹姆斯现在终于能够看清前方的路.WithJamesnowabletoseewherehewasgoing,我们离开了波罗的海第二大港口WeleftthesecondbiggestBalticport前往格但斯克andheadedforGdanskitself而这里举世闻名famousthroughouttheworld它是勒赫瓦文萨团结工会运动发源地asthebirthplaceofLechWalesa'sSolidaritymovement,这是一场帮助推♥翻♥共♥产♥主义amovementthathelpedbringdowncommunism结束冷战的运动andendtheColdWar.在这里发生的事件在整个共♥产♥主义世界引起反响Here,eventshappenedwhichreverberatedthroughoutthecommunistworld尤其是在东欧andparticularlyinEasternEurope.看了那个时期的新闻视频片段Havingseenthenewsfootagefromthatperiod,我们以为市中心全是黑白的weassumedthecitycentrewouldbeallinblackandwhite.有点像赫尔AndabitlikeHull.但是等我们到达时太阳已经出来了ButbythetimeWegotthere,thesunhadcomeout而且景色与视频完全不符anditwasn'tlikethatatall.太震撼了Thatisamazing.这座小镇非常漂亮Thatisaveryprettytown.大家早上好Morning,everybody.快看这个1.ookatthis.如果我的车只是一辆日产西尔维娅那根本没人会注意IfrddonethisinaNissanSilvia,nobodywouldbepayinganyattention.但是因为车身上粘着一些利伯雷斯的浴室零件Butbecauseit'sgotbitsofLliberace1Sbathroom每个人都在拍照而且非常高兴stuckonit,everyone'stakingitspictureandisveryhappy.是的看大家都在微笑他们在看Peoplearesmiling,毫无疑问我们正在送去欢乐they'relooking.Thereisnodoubtwearebringingjoy.这是Youknowwhenthefairgroundcomestoyourtown,但是当游乐园来到你的城镇时你并不会抱怨对吗?虽然你们的单车会被偷走youdon'tmoan,doyou?Allyourbikesgetstolen,但除此之外这是个好消息游乐园很阳光很有趣butotherthanthatit'sgoodnews.It,sbright,it,sfun.帮助我们的同事通过了一个极其狭窄的通道后Havinghelpedourcolleaguethroughanextremelynarrowgap.你可以的能过来Ireckonyou'reOK.You'realright.Tome.能过来别太大意You'realright.Don'tgetcarriedaway.真有意思继续Veryfunny.Keepitup.很好-继续你马上过来了Goon.You'regoingtodoit.他做到了！好样的！Hedidit!Welldone!.我们出城Weheadedoutoftown.开上了高速公路andontothemotorway.这是日产四缸发动机传来的坚定声音ThatisthedeterminedsoundofaNissan4Pot.而这是一辆75岁的克罗斯利Andthiswastheevenmoredeterminedsound传出的更加坚定的声音ofthe75-year-oldCrosley.天啊太糟糕了Holyshit,that'sterrible.詹姆斯梅你踩地板油了吗？JamesMay,areyouflatout?是的时速61公里Yes.38mph.Oh!我的天啊OhmyGod!Errrr.3939.Errrr.3939.天啊大货车跟在我屁♥股♥后面Oh,God,massivelorryupmychuff.不要！No!Argh!不妙！Holyshit!我的天啊他的车差点翻了God,strewth,thatnearlyrolledover.看到同事显然处于危险之中Seeingthatourcolleaguewasclearlyinperil,我们决定把他抛弃wedecidedtoleavehimbehind.再见詹姆斯Bye,James.好的彳J：驶2300公里穿越四个国家Right,1,400milestogo,across4countries.波兰斯洛伐克匈牙利斯洛文尼亚我们将深入曾经的铁幕背后We'regoingtobebehindwhatusedtobetheIronCurtain.也可能在我们结束时仍然是铁幕andwhatmightstillbetheIronCurtainbythetimeWefinish.格但斯克波兹南我们的第一个停留点是在赛车场Ourfirststop-offwasataracetrackacoupleofhundredmilesaway位于波兹南市附近几百公里处nearthecityofPoznan,也就是说我们有足够的时间来聊聊我们的车whichmeantwehadplentyoftimetodiscussourcars.杰里米趁着我们巡航我问一下Jeremy,aquestionwhilstwecruise.对Yeah.希♥特♥勒&hearts洗生不是梅赛德斯SSK的粉丝吗？Wasn'taMrA.HitlerafanofaMercedesSSK?不是因为SSK产于上世纪30年代初当时希♥特♥勒♥只是一名下士No,becausetheSSKwasfromtheearly30swhenHitlerwasacorporal当年下土肯定买♥♥不起SSKandcorporalscouldn'thaveaffordedanSSK.但这并不意味着他不喜欢SSKItdoesn'tmeanhewasn'tafanofit.所以你开的是一辆塑料制成的Soyou'redrivingaplastic,unconvincingreplica希♥特♥勒♥爱车的拙劣复♥制♥品ofacarHitlerloved.不是的No.真的不是mjustnot.你能想象在克罗斯利里是什么样子吗？Canyouimaginewhatit'slikeintheCrosley?我觉得我想象不出来Doyouknow,Idon'tthinkIactuallycan.准备迎接滑流Braceforslipstream.Arghh!这太离谱rThisismadness.排量724cc724cc.这个主意他是从哪里想到的？Wheredidhecomeupwiththatidea?我不知道难道用一升有什么问题吗？Whatwaswrongwith-1don'tknow-1litre?天啊OhJeez!在前面许多公里处我们已经离开了高速公路Manymilesahead,we'dleftthemotorway正在开车经过导游所说的andweredrivingthroughwhatthetourguidessay波兰的第二大森林isPoland'ssecondbiggestwood.想想看哈蒙德仅仅一天我们就看过了格但斯克Thinkaboutit,Hammond,inoneday,we,veseen也就是波罗的海第二繁忙的港口Gdansk,thesecondbusiestportintheBalticandnow现在我们又身处波兰第二大森林we'reinPoland'ssecondbiggestwood.我知道太棒了而且我喜欢第二大或第二好的Iknow,It,samazing.Ilovesecondbiggestorbest.因为当第一很容易只要做得更大或更好就行但第二Becausefirstiseasy,justmakeitbiggerorbetter,里塞德终广从森林中钻出来之后Havingeventuallyemergedfromthetrees,我们到达了波兹南赛道wearrivedatthePoznanracetrack.威尔曼先生安排我们参加当地的一场比赛MrWilmanhasbookedusintotakepartinsomelocalracing,whichisgreat这很好因为众所周知我们堪比大使这是一种文化交流becausewe'relikeambassadors.Thisisaculturalexchange.只不过没有文化或任何可以交流的东西Withoutthecultureoranythingtoexchange.这是一条令人印象深刻的赛道现代便利设施应有尽有ItwasanimpressiveCircuitWithallmodcons.过滤器垃圾但真正的惊喜在维修区等着我们Buttherealtreatwaswaitingforusinthepits.我知道这些是什么Iknowwhattheseare.-Racecars?他们都是赛车-我知道都是复活节方程式They'reFormulaEaster.那是铁幕后的产物你记得吗没错JustbehindtheIronCurtain.-Exactly.这基本上就是苏联对F方程式赛车的回应ThisisbasicallytheSovietUnion'sanswertoFormula1.这些赛车跑遍70、80年代Runningthroughoutthe70sand80s,当时的铁幕牢牢竖起whentheIronCurtainwasveryfirmlydrawn,而复活节方程式见证广来H苏联各集团国家的车队FormulaEastersawteamsfromSovietbloccountries互相比赛raceagainsteachother.大家充满激♥情♥和勇气但资源却非常有限Withalotofpassionandbravery,butveryfewresources.动力来自经过调校的1点3升拉达发动机Powercamefromtunedup1.3litreLadaengines.赛车悬挂出自东德小型货车ThesuspensionfromEastGermanminivans.转向齿条来自东德的特拉班汽车ThesteeringrackstartedlifeinTrabants.而且一套轮胎必须能支撵整个赛季Thesetoft