TheMarvelousMrs.Maisel《了不起的麦瑟尔夫人（2017）》第五季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
拜托不是Ah,comeon.No.不是No.No.肯定在.那是什么？It'sgottobe.Whatisthat?（麻省剑桥市1981年）没有到底在哪里No.Wherearethe.?可恶为啥每次我想用一样东西时那东西总是不在应该在的Damnit.Whycan'tanythingeverbewhereit'ssupposedtobewhenIneedto.你看到它在我手腕上吗？没看到Didyouseeitthere?-1didnot.我在包里翻了十分钟而你就坐在那里？Iwasdiggingthroughthisbagfortenminutes,andyoujustsatthere?我以为你找的是笔-K♥干♥嘛找笔？Ithoughtyouwerelookingforapen.-WhywouldIbelookingforapen?因为当你脑子里冒出一个想法时你总是会找笔Becauseyouoftenlookforapenwhenathoughtoccurstoyou.你在做笔记呢You'retheonetakingnotes.发生在你身上的一切并非全是别人的错Noteverythingthathappenstoyouissomebodyelse,sfault.好吧我该用一支笔把这话写下来吗？Okay.ShouldIwritethatdownwithoneofthetwopens?你记不记得-我记得我刚说到哪儿了Doyouremember.-Yes,1rememberwhereIwas.我应该剃光头她会喜欢死的Ishouldshavemyhead.She,djustIovethat.我每次都记得我说到哪儿了我能够把复杂的想法记在脑子里IalwaysrememberwhereIwas.Icankeepseveralcomplexthoughtsinmyheadatonetime.所以航♥空♥航♥天♥局才一直求我搬去佛州That'swhyNASAkeepsbeggingmetomovetoFlorida.凌晨4点电♥话♥响了因为她下班了Fouro,clockinthemorning,thephoneringsbecausethat'swhenshefinishesherwork.完全不顾我8点得去实验室她实在是太Doesn'tmatterthattherestofushavetobeinalabat8:00a.m.Imean,she'sjustso.而且凡事都必须另外还有那些Andeverythinghastobe.Plus,there,sthewhole.把想法补全什么？Finishthethought.-What?你现在锻炼的是把想法补全You'resupposedtobeworkingonfinishingyourthoughts.我有在补全啊-那是在你的脑了里但完整说出Iamfinishingmythoughts.-Wen,inyourhead,yes,butoutloud.我厌倦了被你批评被她批评mtiredofbeingcriticizedbyyou.Byher.每个人的脑子都比我慢不是我的错他们总是比我慢It,snotmyfaultthateveryoneintheworldisslowerthanIam.Theyalwayswere.唯一可以和我对话的人是姥爷TheonlypersonIcouldevertalktowasGrandpa.你要待在那边吗？-我以为我们要在沙发上做咨♥询♥Areyoustayingoverthere?-1thoughtweweredoingthecouchtoday.你不是说要处理亲密关系问题？没错抱歉Yousaidwewereworkingonproximityissues.-Sure.Sorry.流程是你设定的我只想要氯硝安定You'retheonewhosettheagenda.IjustwantedsomeKlonopin.我已经有结论了可以吗？mallsettled.Good?我不想留刘海你不必留刘海Idon'twantbangs.-Youdon'thavetogetbangs.谁会在凌晨4点给人打电♥话♥啊？Whocallspeopleat4:00inthemorning?我正在攻读博士学位这对我很重要mworkingonmyPhD.That'simportant,too.她不知道雷诺和波士顿不在同一时区吗？Imean,doesthewomannotknowthatRenoandBostonaren'tinsametimezone?你在写什么？-你不会明白的Whatareyouwriting?-Youwouldn'tunderstand.那你给我解释嘛Well,makemeunderstand.分子动力学测序？难道你想了解这？Molecularkineticsequencing?That'swhatyou,dlikemetomakeyouunderstand?我以为是关于你母亲的-世上的事情并非全围着1thoughtyouwerewritingaboutyourmother.-Noteverythingintheworldrevolvesaround.我想弄清楚如何使用DNA突变IamtryingtofigureouthowtouseDNAmutations改变疾病的轨迹并将其重新排列tochangetheverytrajectoryofdiseaseandrearrangeit这样我们就可以控制进程.等等sowecancontroltheverybasicprocessinwhichwe.Wait.好的我成功了Okay,Ididit.你成功了？确定吗？-要检直我的工作吗？Youdid?Areyousure?-Wanttocheckmywork?不我相信你我是说No.Ibelieveyou.天啊艾斯特太棒了MyGod,Esther,that'samazing.我的意思是你在我办公室做的Imean,whatyou'vedone,righthereinmyoffice,是一个巨大的成就that'samonumentalachievement.是吗？那就去告诉我妈！Oh,yeah?Well,tellittomymother!（纽约市1961年）我是怎么被人洗♥脑♥买♥♥了一床隔层床单的？HowthefuckwasIeverconvincedtouseatopsheet?!苏西某某的办公室-苏西太好了还以为你不在呢Susiesomebody'soffice.-Susie.Oh,good.Ithoughtyouweren'tthere.你是谁？-我是罗斯米里亚姆病得很重Whoisthis?-It,sRose.Miriamisveryill.什么？不她14号♥才来月经我都在日历上标出来了What?No.No,no,no.Shedoesn,tgetittillthe14th.Igotitmarkedonthecalendar.不是那回事她昨晚很晚才到家几乎冻僵了It,snotthat.Shecamehomeverylatelastnight,practicallyfrozen.她在暴风雪里做什么？-我还指望你告诉我呢Whatthefuckwasshedoingoutinablizzard?-1washopingyoucouldtellme.她是你的女儿你和她住在一起-她是你的艺人她从不着家Well,she,syourdaughter.Youlivewithher.-She'syourclient,andshe,sneverhome.关于雪的知识又不该由我教那是你的事mnottheonewhowassupposedtoteachheraboutsnow.Thatone'ssquarelyonyou.好吧不管是谁的错总之她到家时冻成了-块冰Well,whoseverfaultitis,shegothomeablockofice.她穿着一件羊毛外套都缩水了Hercoatwaswool,soitshrankonher,我们只好借了园艺剪刀把它剪掉andwehadtoborrowgardenshearsfromthesupertocutitoffher.给她洗了个热水澡让她上♥床♥睡觉医生来之后诊断她体温过低Wethrewherinahotshowerandputherintobed.Thedoctorcame.She,sgothypothermia.老天她情绪太激动了睡不着Jesus.-She'ssoagitated.Shecan'tsleep.她躺在床上喋喋不休我们需要你来为我们翻译Shejustliesthere,babbling.Soweneedyoutocomeoverandinterpretforus.你听得懂她的语言并且知道演艺圈的行话YouspeakMiriam'slanguageandarefamiliarwithallthatshowbizpatois.行我马上过来很好Uh,okay,yeah,llberightover.-Good.你来了之后千万别提脚趾Now,whenyougethere,becarefulnottomentiontoes.她有可能会失去一两根脚趾-她会失去脚趾？There'sachanceshemayloseoneortwoofthem.-She,sgonnalosehertoes?要失去的话希望是左脚中间那根起码她依然能正常走路We'rehopingjusttheleftmiddleone.She'llstillbeabletowalksomewhatnormally,穿上窄鞋也容易一点人得学会苦中作乐andfittingintonarrowshoeswillactuallybeeasierwithoutit.So,lemonade.你很快就会过来吗？-是的待会见We'llseeyousoon?-Yeah.Bye.哈喽？我来了Hello?mhere.苏西？门锁着的你怎么进来的？是的Susie?Thatdoorwaslocked.Howdidyougetin?-Yeah.我那把钥起还留着-为什么？Istillhavemykey.-Why?不知道就在我的钥匙链上忘记取下来了Idon'tknow.It'sonmykeynecklace.Ijustforgottotakeitoff.感谢上帝你终广来了她是自己进来的Oh,thankGodyou'rehere.-Letherselfrightin.她怎么样了？-还在胡说八道Howisshe?-She'sstilltalkingnonsense.她还拿着那把钥匙那又怎样？Shekeptthekey.It'snowanecklace.-Sowhat?喂跟我报告米里亚姆的最新情况Hey.Miriam.Update.Please.没好转她在胡言乱语听不懂她在说什么Noimprovement.She'spracticallyspeakingintongues.There'salotofrandomwords,strangesounds.她有可能是在唱波普Shecouldbespeakingbebop.我记得她去卡内基大厅看了兰尼的演出Onthewayhere,IrememberedshewenttoCarnegieHalllastnighttoseeLenny,sshow.终于了解到了一点新情况卡内基大厅Well,atleastwe'refinallygettingsomeinformationhere.CarnegieHall.这么看来她不是因为雪很漂亮就失去理智在雪地里徘徊So,shedidn'tjustlosehermindandwanderoutintothesnowbecauseit'spretty.我起初是这么以为的Thatwasmyfirsttheory.安比天啊你的衬衫干洗店送回来时就这样Abe,myGod.Yourshirt.-It'showitcamebackfromthecleaners.穿别的衬衫啊我们正闹危机呢所有衬衫都是这样Well,putonanothershirt.Wehaveacrisishere.-Theyallcamebacklikethis!我去看看能帮上什么忙1.OOk,I'mgonnagoseewhatIcanfindout.关于衬衫的事？这事现在不重要Abouttheshirt?Becausethat'snotimportantrightnow.米里亚姆？是我苏西Miriam.It'sme,Susie.不见了Gone,gone.什么不见了？-窗户What'sgone?-Thewindow.窗户不见了？开着Thewindow,sgone?-Open.窗户成开着的了？-正在关上一扇门正在关上Thewindow'sgoneopen?-It,sclosing.Adoor.It'sclosing.没有什么正在关上-奶酪和饼干Nothing'sclosing.-Cheeseandcrackers.托尼本内特.-他怎么了？TonyBennett.-Whatabouthim?我和他睡了Isleptwithhim.你和他睡了？你什么时候认识他的？YousleptwithTonyBennett?WhenthefuckdidyoumeetTonyBennett?他去支援了Hewenttobat.谁？-拿我的帽子Who?-Getmyhat.你在押韵吗？Areyoutryingtorhyme?米里亚姆？Miriam?她说她跟托尼本内特睡了So,apparently,shehadsexwithTonyBennett.什么？她想要奶酪和饼干What?-Andshewantssomecheeseandcrackers.我给她买♥♥了曼切戈奶酪她不吃Ibroughtheraperfectlygoodmanchego.Shewouldn'teatit.她怎么认识托尼本内特的？HowdoessheknowTonyBennett?她提过帽子的事吗？她儿时没提过？Didshementionahat?-Whendoesn,tshementionahat?她说了什么窗啊门啊的事这些都没有帮助Andtherewassomethingaboutawindowandadoor.Andthesearenothelping,bytheway.可能它们能让她平静下来吧泽尔达你在做什么？闻着像驴蛋1thoughttheymightcalmherdown.-Ugh,Zelda,whatsmellslikedonkeyballs?特制波兰鱼头汤能赶走邪灵让你的头发闪闪发亮SpecialPolishfishheadsoup.Itwardsoffevilspirits.Makesyourhairshiny,too.等你做完这道菜成功使邻居的房♥产贬值再煮些浓咖啡吧Okay.Well,whenyouaredonedrivingdowntheneighbors'propertyvalues,makesomecoffee,strongcoffee.这事需要一点时间Thisisgonnatakeawhile.米里亚姆Miriam.米里亚姆尽量集中注意力昨晚发生了什么事？Miriam,trytofocus.Whathappenedlastnight?天很冷暴风雪是的暴风雪很冷Itwascold.Blizzard.-Yes,blizzardsarecold.我走路Walking,walking.顶着暴风雪走路？-霜裆So,you'rewalkinginthecold.-Frostcrotch.什么？What?我霜裆了-霜裆？那是什么鬼？Igotfrostcrotch.-Frostcrotch?Isthatathing?我的脚趾我会失去脚趾Mytoes.mgonnalosemytoes.关于脚趾的话扯了很多但能上头条新闻的绝对是霜裆Youknow,there'sbeenalotoftoetalk,but,frankly,frostcrotchshould'vebeentheheadline.你的脚趾肯定没问题天哪msureyourtoesareperfect.Holyshit.是不是情况不妙？-不是Aretheybad?-No.为了避免晕倒得把头放在膝盖之间对吧？Youputyourheadbetweenyourkneestokeepfrompassingout,right?苏西告诉我Susieftellme.天啊你的裆部得成什么样了？Jesus.Whatthehelldoesyourcrotchlooklike?很好苏西？Oh,good.-Susie?苏西？Susie?发现什么新情况吗？要不要再请医生来？Didyoufindoutanything?-Shouldwegetthedoctorback?他的出诊费很高所以如果能尽量Uh,hishousecallratesareastronomical,soifwecanavoidthat.我看到了脚趾Isawthetoe.我跟你说过脚趾的事了-没有Itoldyouaboutthetoe.-No.不你没告诉我那根脚趾的情况No,Rose,youdidnottellmeaboutthattoe.你说的是一根可爱的跟小天使一样粉红的冻脚趾Youtoldmeaboutacutelittlefrozentoe,pinkandwhitelikeacherub.你没有跟我提前预警那边的恐怖情况YoudidnotatallpreparemeforthehorrorshowIjustwitnessedbackthere.你反应过度了黑色的她的脚趾冻黑r罗斯You'reoverreacting.-It,sblack.Hertoeisblack.Rose.那不是反应过度那情况已经无法挽救了That'snotoverreacting.Thatthingisagoner.不知道的还以为她打过仗那种古老的战争算了It,slikeshewasinawar,anoldone.Nevermind.好了我要进去了Okay.mgoingbackin.罗斯那根脚趾的画面已经刻在我脑海里了明白吗？Youknow,Ican'tunseethattoenow,Rose.Youunderstandthat?我都不敢再闭上眼睛了Imayneverfuckingclosemyeyesagain.现在好点了吗？想起床吗？四处走走？Youfeelingalittlebetter?Yeah,youmaybewanttogetup?Movearoundalittle?你的孩子正在看电视你想看看他们吗？Hey,yourkidsarewatchingTV.Don'tyouwanttoseeyourkids?让孩子们滚Thekidscangofuckthemselves.她说让孩子们滚Shejustsaid,"Thekidscangofuckthemselves."什么？-不绝对不行What?-No,theycertainlycannot.这种话太可怕了我不知道该怎么办了Suchterribletalk.-1havetotellyou,Idon,treallyknowhowtoproceedhere.你知道什么会有用吗？Youknowwhatwouldhelp?什么？你把那把钥匙还给我What?-Ifyougavethatkeyback.反正也没什么坏处Well,itcertainlycouldn'thurt.苏西whispersSusie.苏西-干吗？Susie.-What?你起来了现在感觉怎么样？-还行吧应该You'reup.Howareyoufeeling?-Okay,Iguess.我是不是跟你说过让我的孩子们滚？Hey,didIsaymykidscangofuckthemselves?小家伙没听见这样你是不是好受点？Ifitmakesyoufeelanybetter,Idon,tthinkthelittleoneheardyou.幸好想告诉我昨晚发生了什么事吗？Oh,good.-So,youwanttotellmewhathappenedlastnight?没发生多少事我去了卡内基大厅下了-场暴风雪Uh.notmuch.I-IwasatCarnegieHall,therewasablizzard.我找不到出租车所以我就开始步行Icouldn'tfindacab,soIjuststartedwalking.你觉得本内特那里的演出机会能挽回吗？Hey,hey,youthinkyoucangettheBennettgigback?吹了-确定吗？Oh,Ithinkthat'sgone.-Areyousure?是的很确定-也许他们的第二人选没有回复呢Yeah,mprettysure.-Butmaybetheirsecondchoicedidn'tgetbacktothemyet.我们说话这会儿那个第二人选正在熨演出服Theirsecondchoiceisironinghisshowpantsaswespeak.我和我愚蠢的宣言Meandmystupidmanifesto.“让我成为头牌再也不用为任何人做开场秀”"Makemeaheadliner.Noopeningactforanybody."多傻的话啊Whatanidioticthingtosay.并不全是傻话你说的关于“说自己想说的”那番话很妙Itwasn'tallidiotic.Thepartaboutbeingabletosaywhatyouwanttosay,thatwassmart.也许我没有那么强大MaybeIdon'thavewhatittakes.也许我并不像我想象的那么坚强你瞧我现在MaybemnotastoughasIthoughtIwas.Imean,lookatme,两分米厚的雪就让我变成了我妈躺在床上狂吞药丸到处点着蜡烛eightinchesofsnow,vebecomemymother.minbed,poppingpills,candleseverywhere.我打赌我枕头底下有水晶球BetIgotcrystalsundermypillow.是的我枕头底下有水晶球三个Yep,gotcrystalsundermypillow.Threeof'em.不别这样想想快乐的事想想鞋子No,no,no,no.Comeon,thinkOfsomethinghappy,thinkofshoes.我的脚趾我会失去一根脚趾Mytoe.mgonnaloseatoe.别想鞋子了不想鞋子想帽子你喜欢帽子Okay,don'tthinkofshoes.Noshoes.Thinkofhats.Youlikehats.我的帽子我喜欢那顶帽子Myhat.Ilovedthathat.听我说明天你可以把现在的遭遇编进你的表演里会很逗的1.istentome,tomorrowthiswillallbeafunnybityoucanuseinyouract.对不起苏西是我太蠢了我们本来计划好的msosorry,Susie.God,I'msostupid.Wehadaplan,我却发r癫竟然试图全按自己想的来thenIwentrogue.I-Itriedtodoitallmyself.我不该那样的你是唯一懂我的人Ishouldn'thavedonethat.Youaretheonepersonwhounderstandsme.你是指导我走到如今的人You'rethepersonwhogotmehere,gotmeanywhere.我保证我再也不会不相信我生命中IpromiseIwillneverstoptrustingthemostimportantperson最重要的人了inmylifeeveragain.六个月什么？Sixmonths.-What?我要在六个月内让她爆红哈里告诫过我她那种表情Igottobreakherinsixmonths.She'sgotthatface.Harrywarnedmeaboutthatface.他最大的遗憾是直到为时已晚才知道那种表情意味着什么Hetoldmehisbiggestregretwasnotknowingwhatthatfacemeanttillitwastoolate.我看到了那个表情她打算放弃但我不准她放弃Theygotthatface,they'reabouttogiveup.She'snotgivingup.我们已经走得太远迈克现在是关键We'vecometoofar.AndMike,sthekey.迈克是谁？我得走了Who,sMike?-1gottogo.还有一件事-我不会把钥世还给你安比Okay.Justonemorething.-mnotgivingyouthefuckingkey,Abe.（了不起的麦瑟尔夫人）再过儿天就是感恩节了So,Thanksgiving'scomingupinafewdays.明天就是？真的吗？为什么我还在城里？Tomorrow?Really?WhyamIstillintown?是的感恩节伙计们这是享受美食和家庭团聚的一天Yes,Thanksgiving,folks,adayoffoodandfamily.这一天你会看向你岳父Adayyousitatatableandlookfromyourfather-in-law,他依然盼着自己的女儿能清醒过来whostillhopeshisdaughterwillcometohersenses.然后你又看向你岳母她依然盼着自己的女儿能清醒过来.toyourmother-in-law,whostillhopesherdaughterwillcometohersenses,然后你又看向你老婆她依然盼着自己能清醒过来toyourwife,whostillhopesthatshe'llcometohersenses.你老婆就清醒了对吧乔治？-其实她们中不少人都清醒了Yourwifecametohersenses,didn'tshe,George?-Quiteafewofthem,actually.一定得娶聪明的女人因为她们迟早会离开你Yes.Alwaysmarryasmartwoman.Soonerorlater,she'llleaveyou.我最喜欢的感恩节传统Youknow,oneofmyfavoriteThanksgivingtraditions是坐在我的客厅里看我年轻时流行的充气卡♥通♥人物istositinmylivingroomandwatchtheoverinflatedcartoonishfiguresofmyyouthfloaton.在门外一言不发地飘过.byoutsidewithoutsayingaword.然后当我的祖父母准备进来时我们会看梅西百货穿什么ThenwhenGrandmaandGrandpaarereadytocomeoninside,wewatchthatlittlethingthatMacy,sputson.我超喜欢梅西百货的感恩节游♥行♥Yeah,IlovetheMacy'sThanksgivingDayParade.不过这个游♥行♥会使你明白自己在演艺界的地位Althoughitreallydoesletyouknowyourpeckingorderinshowbusiness.戈登福特秀的演播室观众人数是业内最高的Imean,theGordonFordShowhasthegreateststudioaudienceinthebusiness,andIdoreallymeanthat.抱歉你们的热情跟小孩子在某种情况时的尖叫相比相形见细But,folks,msorry,yourenthusiasmjustpalesincomparisontoanygroupofkids小孩看见三米多高的太空飞鼠那兴奋劲仿佛看见了长了尾巴的猫王whena12-foot-tallMightyMousefloatsoverhead.It'slikeElviswithatailtothosekids.我喜欢的另一个传统是坐在桌子旁AnothertraditionIloveaboutThanksgivingissittingaroundthetable奶奶会跟你说这可能是她过的最后一个感恩节andGrandma,ofcourse,willremindyouthatthiscouldbeherlast.然后我们说:“奶奶我们知道"Andthenwesay,"Grandma,weknow,weknow,但是我们都在吃着罗西阿姨做的馅料却毫无怨言butwe'realleatingAuntRosie'sstuffing,andnoneofusarecomplainingaboutit."今晚我们有一场精彩的表演请勿走开Folks,wegotagreatshowforyoutonight.Stickaround.我没有擅自闯入没有？Iamnottrespassing.-Oh,no?我是第一次来的游客我走错了路Iamatourist,visitingthiscityfortheveryfirsttime,andItookawrongturn.我在寻找布鲁克林植物园.这儿像植物园？IwaslookingfortheBrooklynBotanicGarden.-Classicmix-up.听我说我是经纪人我那位艺人有大才1.oOk,I'mamanager.Big,bigtalentperson.你叫什么名字？威利？咱俩会成为最好的朋友What'syourname,Willie?Getready,Willie.YouandIaregonnabecomebestfriends.你会在我的婚礼上发言Youaregonnaspeakatmywedding.我讨厌婚礼电梯是你的目的地Ihateweddings.Elevator'syourfinaldestination.纽约警局现在一定因为拒绝过你而自责NYPDmustbekickingthemselvesforturningyoudown,huh?不是吧赫蒂我说“那不是烟灰缸”Hedy,no!-AndIsaid,"Thatisnotanashtray.“那是一个19世纪的法国巴尔博汀花瓶!”Thatisa19thcenturyFrenchbarbotinevase."你只能笑否则有些人会蠢到让你哭Oh,youjusthavetolaugh.Otherwise,thestupidityofpeoplewillmakeyoucry.泽尔达锅里闻起来像在沸腾Zelda,itsmellslikeit'sboiling.没有-应该慢炖It'snotboiling.-It'ssupposedtosimmer.是在慢炖-知道区别吗？lt,ssimmering.-Doyouknowthedifference?我知道Iknowthedifference.沸腾是快速起泡慢炖是慢速起泡Boilingisrapidbubbles.Simmerisslowbubbles.她知道啥是慢炖雪莉Sheknowssimmering,Shirley.多加点盐泽尔达这又不是你们国家的钞票只管抓一把进去Salt,Zelda,salt.Whatisthis,currencybackinyourcountry?Useyourfist霸道的老女人Pushyoldbroad.小气的非犹太人Cheapgoy.好了你俩打平了我的花到了可都死了Fightfair,youtwo.-Well,myflowersarrivedandthey'realldead.什么？-花店一定是把订单搞错了What?-Theymusthavegottenmyordermixedupwithsomeoneelse,s.那怎么办？就不摆花Whatdowedo?-1guesswewon'thaveflowers.不摆花还能叫感恩节吗？Wecan'tnothaveflowers,Miriam,it'sThanksgiving.所有人在感恩节最关心的都是鲜花我会想办法解决的AllanyonecaresaboutatThanksgivingistheflowers.llfigureitout.他闻到了火鸡的香味他肯定闻到了罗斯你看他在嗅Hesmellstheturkey.Hesniffedtheair,Iswearhesniffedit.Rose,lookathimsniff.我手上拿着剪刀呢Astrid,Ihavescissorshere.你说什么话他就会看向你Ifyousaysomething,he'llturnandlookrightatyou.你试试米琪说句话水管工最忙的一天是感恩节第二天Tryit,Midge.Here,here.
