YouWishSpectacularSpecial《海绵宝宝第二季：如你所愿精品特辑（2001）》完整中英文对照剧本.docx

孩子们好Ahoy,kids现在播出的是海绵宝宝It'stimeforSpongeBob1S如你所愿精品特辑YouWishSpectacularSpecial如你所愿万岁Hooray现在有请如你所愿的主持人AndnowthehostofYouWish他有着比基德船长更蓬松的灯笼裤He,sgotpuffierpantaloonsthanCaptainKidd有着比黑胡子更卷的胡须andfuzzierfacialhairthanBlackbeard他就是全美最爱的海盗He'sAmerica'sfavoritePirate恩斯♥诺♥的派斯PatchyofEncino你们好粉丝同伴们Ahoy,fellowfanatics欢迎来到我家Welcometomequarters要不你们来厨房♥吧Whydon'tcomeonbackonthegalley?我今天在给你们整点消遣的mcookingupalittletreatforyoutoday打进来投出票时间到It'scall-in-and-votetime你们今天来选择我们动画片的结局Yougettochoosehowourcartoonendstoday可以用电♥话♥来viathephone或者用互联网来ortheInternet只要你们有这么个技术条件ifyou'retechnologicallyinclined现在这部动画片跟大多动画片不一样Nowthiscartoonisdifferentfrommostcartoons不一样在inthat怎么个不一样法Inwhatway?这不就是我的没意思小跟班Well,ifitisn'tmyless-than-amusingsidekick鹦鹉波蒂吗PottytheParrot波蒂跟观众们打个招呼Potty,sayhellotothenicepeople救命Help我是被强行关押在这的mbeingheldhereagainstmywill救命Help波蒂快回来Pottycomeback波蒂Potty?波蒂Potty?你哪去了Where,dyougo?波蒂Potty?你在里面吗兄弟Youinthere,buddy?波蒂Potty?波蒂Potty?放我出去你个坏鸟Getmeoutofhere,youscurvybird我刚刚说到哪了Now,whatwas1saying?这部动画片不像是Now,thiscartoonain,tlike你们看的那种旱鸭子版动画片mostofyour"Iand-Iubbingcartoons"这部动画片不止有一个Thiscartoonhasnotone也不止有两个nottwo而是三个不同的结局butthreedifferentendings等我让你们So,whenItellyouto拨♥打♥屏幕下方的电♥话♥号♥码然后callthenumberthat'sscrollingdownthereatthebottomofthescreen,and不好意思原版电♥话♥号♥码去戴维琼斯柜子里安度晚年了现在还不行No,notnow让你们打了才能打Don'tcalltillItellyouto播动画片Rollthecartoon记得要在最后投票Now,remembertovoteattheend因为because非得不让我好过是吧You'renotgonnamakethiseasy,areya?安静Quiet快停下Avastthere晚点再响起来Belatethatringing别响了Stop要让我疯掉了It'sdrivingmemad骗上贼船海草哥Kelp-O内含八个奖品的其中一个Withoneofeightessentialprizesinside真是见鬼了Holyshrimp章鱼哥上天从我麦片盒里生小孩了Squidward,theskyhadababyfrommycerealbox章鱼哥Squidward章鱼哥上天生小孩了Squidward,theskyhadababy那个不是小孩That'snotababy是大锚That'sagiantanchor现在给我滚Nowgoaway海绵宝宝Hey,SpongeBob上天生小孩了Theskyhadababy我知道Iknow你觉得我们该给人家起什么名Whatdoyouthinkweshouldnameit?要么Howabout要不你们两个去爬锚绳去Whydon'tyoutwogoclimbitsanchorrope?它一定会通往很远的地方去msureitgoessomewherefaraway看看你们干的好事Nowlookwhatyou'vedone不是我们干的章鱼哥Wedidn'tdoit,Squidward我们可清白了Ourhandsareclean清白Clean我倒要刨根问底查个明白Well,mgonnagettothebottomofthisthing你那不是问顶吗Wouldn'tthatbethetop?章鱼哥等等Squid,wait等等Wait儿英寸后船Ship海绵宝宝你到底要在你那SpongeBob,howlongareyougonnastayin小小妙世界里待多久yourlittlefantasyworld?不是快看有大船No,look,agiantship太棒了Great我们走1.et'sgo终于能给这乱扔大锚的来一点教训了NowIcanfinallygivethisanchor-dropperapieceofmymind感觉不太好章鱼哥Idon'tknow,Squidward那艘船周围有可怕的绿光Thatshiphasaspookygreenglowaroundit可能就是因为That'sprobablybecause船主实在是游手好闲itsgood-for-nothingowneristoolazy懒得打扫锚也不好好放tocleanordropitsanchorsintherightplace章鱼哥等等Squid,wait好了Allright谁是这木头箱子的主人whoownsthiscrate?主人快出来Comeonout我要投诉你Iwannafileacomplaint这地方是不是感觉很熟悉Doesn'tthisplaceseemfamiliar?不清楚1don'tknow怎么了Why?不好说Idon'tknow感觉就是有那么点印象Doesn'titjustkindofringabell?响铃没错Yes我知道谁是这船的主人Iknowwhoownsthisboat就是想不起名字butIjustcan'tplacethename飞天魔鬼所有错了名字不叫Nono,it'snot我是飞天魔鬼IamtheFlyingDutchman对了That'sit章鱼哥这船是红男爵的Squidward,thisshipbelongstotheRedBaron是谁在飞天魔鬼的地盘上打扰人家的Whobedisturbin'theFlyingDutchmaninhisownlair?是章鱼哥It'sSquidward他要投诉你Hewantstocomplaintoyou我我我I-I-I我可可可没有No,I-I-Idon,t那你骂人家船脏人懒乂是怎么一回事Well,whataboutallthatStuffabouthimhavingadirtyshipandbeinglazyandall?我可没说过Ineversaidthat侮辱一个人的船Insultin'aman'sship比侮辱一个人的妈更严重beworsethaninsultin'hismother错r等下No,no,wait你刚骂的是他妈脏itwashismotheryousaidwasdirty不是船脏nothisship下一个是你们You'renext真是差一点就死了Thatwasacloseone欢迎回来Welcomeback真是差一点点就死了Thatwasacloserone欢迎回来Welcomeback他们两个怎么每次捣乱Howcomewhentheyactup你都要欢迎alltheygetisthewelcomewagon?要我说早就Ifyouaskme,it's所以你们要不要再来一次So,areyougonnatrythatagain?也许吧Probably那现在呢How'boutnow?不不他们不要No,no,they,renot听好了Nowlisten鬼矩手册无论是谁登上了飞天魔鬼的船WhosoeversetsfootontheFlyingDutchman'sship不管是不是不请自来uninvitedorotherwise都要成为他的鬼水手shallbecomemembersofhisghostlycrew到永远forever然后And永远ever我们会领名片吗Willwebegettingbusinesscards?安静Silence你们现在是我的鬼水手了You'repartofmycrewnow我们的工作就是四处航行吓唬别人andourjobistosailaroundandfrightenpeople会很累人It'llbegrueling麻木人mind-numbing还反反复复的andrepetitive差不多就像Justlike白天的电视节目daytimetelevision现在你给我听好先生Nowyoulistenhere,mister你要是真觉得我会Ifyouthinkmgonna在这垃圾堆里待个五分钟以上spendmorethanfiveminutesonthisdumpster你就想多了thenyou'recrazy倒是看看这地方Imean,lookatthisplace恶心死了It'sdisgusting是谁教你Whoevertoldyou一定要把油灯放硬木板边上thathavingoillampsnexttohardwoodpanelingwasagoodidea怎么Nowwhat?要给我看东西Isupposeyou,regonnashowme真是好好看That'sverynice这什么玩意魔术表演吗Whatisthis,somekindofmagicact?谁还要进去飞天绝望里玩一玩WouldanyoneelseliketoentertheFlyofDespair?不用了No我们明白自己地位了飞天魔鬼先生Weknowourplacenow,MisterDutchman我们会照你说的做的We,lldoanythingyousay那么新来的可以Then,forstarters,youcan擦甲板swabthedeck快看派大星1.ook,Patrick活生生的鬼拖把Areal,live,ghostmop我有这顶帽子AndIgotthishat听着1.isten我们今晚要去裤头村We'reheadingdowntoBikiniBottomtonight来闹个鬼foralittlehauntingspree所以我要这艘船的外观非常吓人soIwantthisshiptolookgoodandscary你是说你要船的外观非常Youmeanyouwantittolookgood吓人andscary我们也许可以Well,Ithinkwecanprobably错了No,no人家说的是要外观特别好Ithinkhemeanshewantsittolooksogood好到可怕的地步thatit'sscary或者可能是让船的外观很吓人Ormaybethatbylookingsoscary就可以忽略掉船很难看了youforgetthatitdoesn'tlookgood我听不懂Idon'tgetit很简单的意思就是1.ook,it'seasy,itsimplymeansthat别管什么意思了Nevermindwhatitmeans样子吓人就行Ijustwantittolookscary仅此而已That'sit就是那种Youknow天花板发霉水池里有虫爬的moldgrowingontheceilingsandbugsinthesink所以你不要船好看吗So,youdon'twantittolookgood?快点干Getmoving水手的命儿真是妙Asailor'slifeisawonderfullife命儿实在妙Awonderfullifeforsure这个夜晚多美好Whatanightbethis水手们Crew跟我嚎叫howlwithme让七大洋恐怖颤抖吧sothatwemightsettheSevenSeasablazewithfear可以了That'lldo好了方家伙Okay,SquareOne既然粉家伙在负责航行sincePinkOne,sworkingthenavigation就让你来找我们第一个受害者it'suptoyoutofindourfirstvictim给用这把望远镜找Here,usethisspyglass动作快Nowhurryup时间不等人We'reburnin'moonlight看看能找到谁1.et'sseewhowecanfind船长Captain那边有个可以吓的there'saguywecanscare我有四块饼干Ihadfourbiscuits吃掉了一个andIateone就只有三块了ThenIonlyhadthree看到有小孩子夜不归宿让我高兴死了Itdoesmeheartgoodtoseechildrenoutafterdark粉家伙PinkOne给我们带到石头后边去takeusbehindthoserocks到石头后边去Movingbehindtherocks开走Keepgoing很好You'regood停下Andstop放心船长Don'tworry,Cap'n我们会把划痕弄干净的we'llbuffoutthosescratches好了那个别管了Allright,nevermindit我给喑号♥你们就跳出来JustjumpoutwhenIgivethesignal做好准备Preparetobeburdened让我的鬼海盗们留下挥之不去的阴影withthehauntingmemoryofmyghostlyghostpirates暗号♥就那Wasthatthesignal?好的抱歉Okay,sorry抱歉再再来一遍sorry,j-justdoitagain让我的鬼海盗们留下挥之不去的阴影Withthehauntingmemoryofmyghostlyghostpirates怎么做到的Howdoeshedothat?快回船上去Getbackontheship这还是个谜It'sstillamystery那些人真是笨蛋Thoseguysaredorks对不过是我的笨蛋Yes,butthey'remydorks很好You'regood很好You'regood很好You'regood很好You'regood很好You'regood很好You'regood很好You'regood你觉得飞天魔鬼为什么叫我们WhydoyouthinktheDutchmanaskedus在船舱里等啊towaitinourbunkroom?可能他要给我们奖励Maybehe'sgonnagiveusareward比如说电影票吗1.ikemoviepasses?或者是超大咖啡杯Oranoversizedcoffeemug?经过考虑vebeenthinking别跳了Stopbouncing让你们永远当我船员好像行不通Thiswholecrewforeternitythingisn'tworkingout与其说是你们的问题不如说是我的It'snotreallyyousomuchasitisme你要放了我们吗You'resettingusfree?其实吧我要吃掉你们Well,actually,mjustgonnaeatyou晚餐见Seeyouatdinner等等Wait我有个办法Ihaveanidea真的吗Really?是什么Whatisit?逃走吧1.et'sleave可是门锁上了Butthedoorislocked唯一的出路是穿过andtheonlywayoutisthroughthe香水商店perfumedepartment就这么干了1.et'sdoit我讨厌从那走Ialwayshategoinginthere没错Yeah等等Wait你听1.isten亲爱的日记DearDiary我跟他们讲我明天要吃掉他们Itoldthemmgoingtoeatthemtomorrow我做了那种棕酱Imadeupsomeofthatbrownsauce先前我表哥临时给我看过mycousinshowedmejustfortheoccasion又找着我的饭点袜了可真是好事It'sagoodthingIfoundmydiningsockagain记得我上次丢掉我的饭点袜RememberthelasttimeIlostmediningsock一整个星期都吃不下饭Icouldn'teatforawholeweek是啊有时我在想要是碰巧出了事Yes,sir,sometimesIwonderhowdsurvive我还怎么好好过日子ifanythingshouldeverhappen把我袜子还回来Givemebackmysock大家都清楚我没袜子吃不下饭EveryoneknowsIcan,teatwithoutit不给Never那好Okaythen给我Giveittome不给No等等你会把弹性拉没的Wait,you'restretchingouttheelastic好像陷入僵局了Itwouldseemwehavereachedanimpasse粉家伙说得对Pinkoneisright跟你们说Tellyouwhat你们把袜子还我Yougivemebackthesock我就给你们andllgiveyou三个愿望threewishes要五个Makeitfive四个Four三个Three不要就拉倒Takeitorleaveit好吧Okay三个three你们有三个愿望Yougetthreewishes有三个愿望派大星Threewishes,Pat是不是很棒啊Isn'tthatgreat?愿望Wishes?真希望能早点知道Iwishwehadknownthatearlier好了你们就剩下两个愿望了Okay,yougottwowishesleft好啦还有两个Well,westillhavetwomore好激动啊Howexciting希望章鱼哥能来亲眼目睹就好了IwishSquidwardwereheretoseethis真高兴一切都结束了Boy,mgladallthat,sover章鱼哥你回来了Squidward,you'reback你猜怎么着Guesswhat?飞天魔鬼给了我们三个愿望TheDutchmangaveusthreewishes派大星用掉了第一个Patrickusedthefirstone我好像and1guessI用掉了第二个justusedthesecondone那么最后一个是你们欠我的Well,then,thelastoneyouoweme因为你们又把我拖下水了becauseyougotmebackintothismess慢着Wait愿望应该是我的Ithinkitbelongstome简直荒唐就因为Well,that'snotrightbecause不对愿望是我的No,that'smine所以你们凭什么可以有愿望sowhyshouldyougetawish我凭什么就没有Whydon'tIgetone?都够rThat'senough用我的神秘超凡力量Usingmymysticother-worldlypowers由我来决定最后一个愿望归谁Ishalldecidewhogetsthelastwish咿呢咪呢唆呢眸Eeny,meeny,miny,mo抓住水手脚趾头catchasailorbythetoe如果大叫放他走ifhehollerslethimgo我妈教导我要挑最好的那个mymothertoldmetopicktheverybestoneand投票全体成员Allhands投票投票时间到Timetovote投票现在来投票It,svotingtime投票好了动画片先播到这里Well,that,sourcartoonsofar现在让你们来决定结局Nowitstimeforyoutodecidehowitends最后一个愿望会花落谁家呢Whowillgetthelastwish?会是轻狂的章鱼哥WillitbeSassySquidward还是肥肥的派大星PorkyPatrick还是好家伙海绵宝宝呢orGood0SpongeBob?我忠心的船员正热切等候你们的来电Mytrustycrewiseagerlyawaitingyourcall不好意思原版电♥话♥号♥码去戴维琼斯柜子里安度晚年了快把沙发上的锚拉起来So,hoistthatanchorofthatcouch速速开始投票andmakewiththevoting现在正是大好时机Thisisyourbigchance广♥告♥过后马上揭晓andwe'llberightbacktoannounce胜利者thewinner孩子们好我回来了Ahoychildren,mback希望你们大家都把票投出去了Ihopeallyouboysandgirlsgotyourvotesin因为because你们现在必须走甲板落海去itstimeforyoutowalktheplank请稍候抱歉孩子们Sorry,kids我想说的是WhatImeanttosaywas现在要来公布胜利者了it,stimetoannouncethewinner不过首先来看看落选的结局Butfirst,let'slookattheendingsyoudidn'tchoose根据我们的高科计数器上写的Accordingtoourhightechcounter-ology落选的有youdidn'tchoose派大星Patrick不过来看看你们选r派大星的话But,let'sseewhatPatrickwould'vewishedfor会许什么愿吧ifyoupickedhim好了OK播录像带Rollthetape播录像带Rollthetape播录像带Rollthetape播录像带Rollthetape播录Rollthe天啊ohgod我妈教导我要挑最好的那个mymothertoldmetopicktheverybestoneand就你了youareit选到你了派大星That'syou,Patrick快许愿Makeyourwish等等派大星听着Wait,Patrick,listen我可不太想Idonotparticularlyfeellike一辈子都困在这里beingtrappedhereforalleternity一辈子是一段非常长的时间Eternityisaverylongtime懂吗Understand?派大星一定要使劲想Patrick,you'vegottothinkharder加倍努力使出吃奶的力气想thanyou'veeverthoughtbefore那样没用That'snotgonnadoit再使劲想Thinkharder加油派大星Comeon,Patrick对快想Yeah,think使劲去想Thinkreallyhard加油对Comeon,yeah你能行的You'lldoit加油派大星Comeon,Patrick好了Okay许好愿了I'vegotit你的愿望实现了Thywishisgranted对不起了msorry要点口香糖吗Wantsomegum?你许愿要口香糖Youwishedforgum?要是非得一辈子待在这里Well,ifwe,regonnabehereforever倒不如让口气清新清新一下wemightaswellhavefreshbreath拜托飞天魔鬼先生Comeon,Mr.Dutchman放我们出去吧1.etusout别这么坏Don'tbesomean有薄荷味Minty那派大星可让我震惊到假腿都在震了ThatPatrickshiversmetimbersrightdowntomypegleg不选那个结局还挺对的孩子们Youwererightnottopickthatone,kids简直就是胡扯Seemedlikealotofnonsensetome废话一通Malarkey好了来看看另一个落选者吧Ohwell,let'stakealookattheotherloser看来章鱼哥也落选了Itappearsyoudidn'tvoteforSquidward没怪你们我也不会投他Idon'tblameyou,Iwouldn'thaveeither但是我们还是来看看如果飞天魔鬼But,let'sseewhatwouldhappeniftheOldDutchman's点到了章鱼哥会怎么样Meeny-Miney-MofingerlandedonSquidward就你了Youareit章鱼哥你有愿望了Squidward,yougetawish超棒的大愿望Agreatbigwish没错That'sright知道我要许什么愿吗AndyouknowwhatIwish?不知道No我希望我从前一生都没Iwishthat1hadnevermet见过你们两个呆头youtwobarnacle-headsbeforeinmyentirelife如你所愿Sobeit你好貌似我们以前没见过Hithere,Idon'tbelievewe,vemet我叫海绵宝宝MynameisSpongeBob这是我同伴派大星andthisismyassociatePatrick嗨Hi那不是我的意思That'snotwhatImeant好了既然你们互相介绍完了Well,nowthatintroductionsareoutoftheway那么就开饭了it'stimefordinner你刚说你叫什么名字Andwhatdidyousayyournamewas?我是章鱼哥mSquidward你邻居myourneighbor很高兴认识你章鱼哥Nicetomeetyou,Squidward我看我们会有好多时间互相熟悉了Wellhaveplentyoftimetogettoknoweachother,Iguess现在Andnow万众期待的时刻themomentyou'veallbeenwaitingfor准备好把牛奶从鼻子里喷出来吧Sogetreadytoblowmilkoutofyournose因为现在要公布,causeit,stimetoannounce胜利者了thewinner信封拿来波蒂Theenvelopeplease,Potty谢谢你我长羽毛的好助理Thankyou,myfinefeatheredassistant真想不到啊Well,whatdoyouknow?胜利者是Thewinneris海绵宝宝SpongeBob胜利者波蒂闻到什么了没Potty,doyousmellsomething?波蒂Potty你脑袋装了引信Thatfuseinyourhead都说过不耍特技了Itoldyouwe,renotdoingthatstunt我没收到备忘录Ididn'tgetthememo现在是万众强推的结局Andhow,themostrequestedending万岁Hooray就你了Youareit现在快想海绵宝宝Now,think,SpongeBob我们就要被吃掉了We'reabouttogeteaten你可以许什么愿望Whatcanyouwishfor可以让我们不被吃掉tomakeitsowedon'tgeteaten?放心章鱼哥Don'tworry,Squidward我都想明白了I'vegotitallfiguredout他不会吃掉我们的因为Hewon'tbeabletoeatusbecause我希望飞天魔鬼是吃素的IwishtheDutchmanwasavegetarian万岁Hooray我们回家了We'rehome成功了海绵宝宝Youdidit,SpongeBob我们安全了We'resafe可我们为什么变水果了Butwhyhavewebeenturnedintofruits?我也许了个愿Igetawish,too水果可以预防坏血病Fruitpreventsscurvy快给我回来Getbackherewiththat我要逮着你们mgonnagetya等下Holdon对不起孩子们Sorryaboutthat,kids只是派斯忍♥不住了It,sjustthatoldPatchycan'thelp节目最后激动到说不出话来butgetallchokedupattheendofashow不过好消息就是Butthegoodnewsis从现在起fromnowon你们像通常那样看旱鸭子版的whenyouwatchthiscartoonIand-Iubbingstyle这部动画片的时候likeyouusuallydo就会有你们选到的结局了it'llhavetheendingyoupicked现在你们就是成功的正式动画策划了sonowyou'reanofficialbigtimecartoondecisionmaker可别冲昏头了Justdon'tletitgotoyourhead好了波蒂来跟大家说晚安Well,saygoodnighttothefolks.Potty波蒂Potty我不干了Iquit节目就到这了Well,that'sitfolks现在麻Rightnow我有点员工管理工作要做vegotalittleemployeemanagementtotakecareof波蒂Potty波蒂快进你的好笼子吧Potty,getinyournicecage才不进Idon'tthinkso波蒂你又不是鸡Potty,you'renotchicken那么.Andso海绵宝宝如你所愿精品特辑到此结束WeconcludeSpongeBob1SYouWishSpectacularSpecial感谢投票感谢投票Thanksforvoting