modern family 106 p1200章节台词文本.docx
摩登家庭ModernFamilySeason11Episode13Part2在同一天内Inthesameday.在我们分开的那一天Onthedayweparted.我们约定好会在这个情人节在此相见WepromisedtomeethereonthisValentine'sDay来重燃我们的爱火torekindleourlove.但谁知道呢Whoknows?她记得这件事的几率非常Thechancesofherevenremembering-偶买♥♥嘴Oh,mondieu.克莱尔克莱尔-Claire!-Claire!你好Bonjour.哈喽Hello.骚瑞对不起mmsosorry.“骚瑞"你怎么知道我懂英语呢"Sorry,t?H-HowdidyouknowIspeakEnglish?祝您旅途愉快Haveanicevisit.不好意西Excusez-moi.宰哪李Um.ousetrouve,um.你想要去哪里Whatareyoulookingfor?看蒙娜丽莎去麦当劳MonaLisa?McDonald,s?都在那个方向Botharethatway.先提醒你我们法国这里餐点都是正常大小Headsup,theportionsherearenormal-size.你怎么知道我是美国人我的口音有那么整脚吗H-HowdidyouknowmAmerican?Ismyaccentthatbad?我们穿着一样啊We'redressedthesame.没需要这么人身攻击我吧There'snoreasontoattackme.杰在哪里Hey.Where,sJay?我觉得他好像紧张rIthinkhe'snervous.他已经换了三次衣服Hehaschangedhisoutfitthreetimes.如果娶我的体验也是这样那还真是不容易Ifthisiswhatit'sliketobemarriedtome,it,snopicnic.我们有个麻烦Wehaveaproblem.我得带你看个东西跟我来1havetoshowyousomething.Comehere.波尔桑德斯BurlSaunders!很接近了是厄尔钱伯斯Close.EarlChambers.得奖的人不是杰Jayisn,tgettingtheaward.他是来替他的前搭档厄尔领奖的人He'sacceptingitonbehalfofhisex-partner,Earl.什么What?怎公会这样How?当博览会打来的时候WhentheExpocalled,是曼尼负责跟他们交流的因为他会说法语MannytalkedtothembecausehespeaksFrench.至少当时他是这么觉得的Atleast,hethoughthedid.我想解释是因为法语的“酒店房♥间”Inmydefense,theFrenchwordfor"Hotelroom"听起来跟“钱伯”很像soundsalotlike"Chamber."是是Oh,OUi,oui.他们说要让你们住总统套房♥Theysaidyou'reputtingyouupintheroyalsuite.以前好像是某个伯爵厄尔的房♥间Itusedtobesomeearschamber.我们衣柜界的人就是这样格调就是高That'sclosetpeopleforyouclassalltheway!他来了我们怎么做Ah.He'shere.Whatdowedo?什么都不做跟他说实话Nothing.Tellhimthetruth.杰是个成年人了他能承受Jay'sagrownman.Hecanhandleit.行但如果他朝我喉咙攻过来了Okay,butifhegoesformythroat,准备好打给“走妖妖”吧bereadytodialneuf,un,un.这个语言就像是一群马在讲话Thatlanguage.It'slikeabunchofhorsestalking.看看这里该来的都来了1.ookatthisplace.Everybody'shere.柏林衣柜局的海因里希穆勒HeinrichMulerOfBerlinCloset-Stadt,东京衣柜子罐装鲸鱼肉的苏珊贞树SusanSadakifromTokyoClosetsandCannedWhaleMeat.衣柜界有头有脸的都来了It'saregularwho,swho.是啊哪怕你说出了他们的名字我还是对不上Yeah,evenwhenyousayalltheirnames.我必须跟你说Youknow,Igottatellyou,这个奖真的是来得太及时了thisawardcouldn'thavecomeatabettertime.在我失去衣柜公♥司♥后有时我觉得Withmyclosetcompanygone,sometimesitfeelslike我这一生并没有足以展现给人看的成就Idon'thaveanythingtoshowforalifetimeofwork,仿佛我做过的一切都无足轻重likeitdidn'tmatter.但受到肯定我就知道不是了ButnowIknowitdid.是的Yes.在这里等我Waithere.我马上回来llberightback,u202d新计划我要带他离开这里我吸引他注意Newplan-mgettinghimoutofhere,keepinghimbusy.你去跟衣柜界的人谈Yougoandtalktotheclosetpeople.让他们把奖颁给他Makethemgivehimanaward.任何奖都行他不会知道有何区别Anykindofaward.Hewon'tknowthedifference.怎么做到-贿赂啊-How?-u202dBribethem.黑函恐吓啊色♥诱♥啊Blackmailthem.Seducethem.我是没把你教好吗HaveItaughtyounothing.-菲尔克莱尔-Phil?-u202dClaire.克莱尔-基-u202dClaire?-Guy?天啊你怎么会在这里Oh,myGod.Whatareyoudoinghere?克莱尔你认识这“基”友吗Claire,youknowthisGuy?以前认识的啦Well,um.Iusedto.你们两个在这里做什么呢Whatareyoubothdoinghere?我来给你个情人节惊喜啊IcametosurpriseyouonValentine'sDay.你记得你飞机上那个满脸绷带的人吗Youknowtheguyontheplanewithallthefacebandages?那个人是我Thatwasme.克莱尔你难道忘了Claire,doyounotremember你30年前跟我约好要在今日askingmetomeetyouhereinthiscafe在这个咖啡厅见面吗exactly30yearsafterweparted?隐隐约约吧Vaguely.我真是疯了才会认为我有希望I-I-Iwascrazytothinkthiscouldworkout.你这么美好的女人当然早就结婚了Ofcourseawomanasmagnificentasyouismarried.我并不想打扰你们浪漫的一天1don'twanttointerferewithyourdayofromance.我会独自一个人在我们的老地点徘徊Iwillwanderouroldhauntsalone然后回我的酒店去andreturntomyhotel让如影随形的回忆将我包裹intheghostlyembraceofourmemories.一再会克莱尔一行了再见-Adieu,Claire.-Okay,cool.Bye.-是啊-我们走-Yeah.-u202dLet'sgo.好了大日子满满的日程Alright,bigday.Lotsofplans.第一件事进入角色Firstthingsfirst,gettingintocharacter.克劳德比克斯比ClaudeBixby,芥末大亨天赋异禀mustardmagnatewithaflairfor"菲尔克劳德Uh,Phil-Claude-你这样大费周章我很开心I-Ilovethatyou'redoingallofthis,但就这样甩掉基butdoesn'tsometinypartofyou你心里没有一点内疚吗feelguiltyforditchingGuy?他都等了我30年呢Imean,hedidwaitformefor30years.我们可以邀请他一起喝杯红酒Wecouldinvitehimforaglassofwine.好吧Fine.但我警告你假如他越界Butmwarningyou,ifhegetsoutofline,克劳德会空手道Claudeknowskarate.还会以色列格斗术他母亲是犹太血统AndKravMaga.He'sJewishonhismother'sside.我们往这边走去博物馆1.et'sgothisway,tothemuseum.你确定吗Areyousure?我觉得他们在等我回去Ithinkthey'reexpectingmebackinside.让他们等Makethemwait.你以为新娘为什么都最后入场Whydoyouthinkthebridesarriveaftereveryoneelse?你就是新娘You'rethebride.是啊我是新娘Yeah,mthebride.那好我们-不不不-Alright,let'su202dNo,no,no.其实是这边Youknowwhat?It'sthisside.-明天-不-Softomorrow-u202dNo,no!抱歉其实是这边Youknowwhat?msorry.It'sthisway.逗我玩吗Areyoukiddingme?!怎么了What?!太美了Howbeautiful!你好Bonjour.你好B-Bonjour.你好Bonjour.抱歉不好意思Pardon.Excusez-moi.你好Bonjour.一位吗先生Unetablepourun,monsieur?克莱尔还记得那次Oh,Claire,rememberthattime我们溜进了那家葡萄酒吧的酒窖whenwesnuckintothecellarofthatwinebar?天哪那时我们是那么年轻疯狂0h,God,weweresocrazyandsoyoung!现在可不是了你说什么外婆Notanymore.What'sthat,Grandma?她已经当外婆了She'sagrandmanow.
