Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第七季第十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

嘿嘿伙计们听好了Hey.Hey,guys,listen.1.eslie要进来说点1.eslie'sgonnawalkinandsaysomething听起来非常无聊但实际上很重要的事情thatsoundsveryboringbutisactuallyareallybigdeal.所以我给信♥号♥♥的时候所有人就疯狂欢呼开始了SowhenIgivethesignal,justeverybodycheerlikecrazy.Herewego.嗯某人刚刚正式加入了Well,someonejustofficiallyenrolled内政部的高级行政服务候选人发展计划intheSeniorExecutiveServiceDevelopmentCandidateProgramattheDepartmentoftheInterior.惊喜哦谢谢r这可是大事Surprise!-Thanks.It'sabigdeal.所以我的升职已经正式了Somypromotionisofficial.我们需要在华盛顿找个地方住因为我们要把时间分在两地了WeneedtofindaplaceinD.C.becausewe,regonnabesplittingourtime.我猜现在也是适合我发布声明的时间了Iguessnowisasgoodatimeasanymakemyannouncement.Joe和我刚刚办完了西雅图一栋房♥子的手续JoeandIjustclosedonahouseinSeattle.哇一天啊Whoa!-Oh,myGod!干杯Cheers.嗯实际上我也有个声明Well,actuallyIhaveanannouncementtoo.在政♥府♥工作了这么多年之后Afteralltheseyearsingovernment,我终F决定要退休了vedecidedtofinallyretire.这是跟人们搬家有关的GarryThisisaboutpeoplewhoaremoving,Garry.不是所有事情都和你有关在理Noteverythingisaboutyou.-Goodpoint所有人都散开了Everyone'sscattering.嗯这么看吧坏消息一次只有三个对吧Well,lookatitthisway,badnewscomesinthrees,right?我们要走了April和Andy要走了Donna要走了那就三个了We'releaving,AprilandAndyareleaving,Donna'sleaving,that'sthree.我也要退休了-已经三个了GarryAlsoI'mretiring.-That'sthree,Garry.但我们可能会有点好消息呢Butwe'reprobablydueforsomegoodnews.晚上好我今晚给你们带来的是好消息Goodevening.Icometoyoutonightwithsomegoodnews.你看Hey.不是我现在会向你们说出的句子IsnotasentenceIwillbesayingtoyourightnow,因为敬爱的WalterGunderson市长已经去世了becausebelovedPawneeMayorWalterGundersonhasdied.嗯你让我们倒霉了Garry太感谢了Well,youjinxedus,Garry.Thanksalot.公园与游憩公园与游憩第7季第11集第7季第11集WalterGunderson服务Pawnee39年WalterGundersonservedPawneefor39years.而作为他最后的愿望他的遗体会在市政会议厅陈列一天Andasperhisfinalwish,hisbodywilllieinstateinthecitycouncilchambersforaday,这在公共空间真是个很酷的事情啊whichisjustarealcoolthingforapublicspace.此外他也送来了一段简短的视频信息用于这项活动Also,hesentusabriefvideomessagetobeplayedforthisevent.你们好PawneeHello,Pawnee.我在职的时间已经结束了Mytimeinofficehascometoanend.很多事情都完成了Alothasbeendone.但我真的没有做过什么ButIwasn'treallydoingverymuch.我大部分时间都没怎么在意Iwasn'tpayingattentionmostofthetime.幸运的是Pawnee的市民们也没怎么在意Fortunately,thecitizensofPawneedidn,tpayattentioneither.所以如果有归功的话Soifthere'scredittotake,我就谦虚地收下了Iwillhumblytakeit而如果有责备的话Andifthereisblame.那是你们自己的错it'syourfault.谢谢Thankyou.再见了永远的Good-byeforever.哦好吧Uh,okay.嗯那真是点什么Well,thatwasreallysomething.人们都去世了搬家了退休了Peoplearedying,moving,retiring.太多的结束太少的开始Toomanyendings.Notenoughbeginnings.我们需要作为开始的事情而我想到了最合适的一Weneedsomethingtobegin,andIhavejustthething一场地下跳舞比赛anundergrounddancecompetition.我刚刚意识到我根本mrealizing1knownothingaboutthelogistics对办地下跳舞比赛的后勤一无所知但这里会有人知道的ofhowtostartanundergrounddancecompetition,butsomeoneherewill.嘿APril能帮我点事情吗Hey,April,willyouhelpmeoutwithsomething?不行-显然作为市政经理No.-Apparentlyascitymanager,我要负责在特别竞选之前委派一位过渡时期的市长minchargeofappointinganinterimmayoruntilthespecialelection.那你为啥不委派你自己呢Sowhydon'tyoujustappointyourself?反正你基本上已经管理整个镇了啊You'rebasicallyrunningthetownanyway.嗯我曾经做过市长我们都记得结果如何Well,Iwasamayoroncebefore.Weallrememberhowthatwent.哦是啊你脸都丢光r毁灭了一整个镇Oh,yeah,youcompletelydisgracedyourselfanddestroyedanentiretown.是啊我说过我们都记得了Yeah,Isaidweallremember.现在你愿意帮我找到人选吗Now,willyouhelpmefindsomeone?可以是任何30岁以上这个镇上代表性的人Itcanbeanyoneovertheageof30who'sagoodsymbolicfaceforthetown.好吧无所谓了我会帮你的行吧Fine,whatever.llhelpyou,okay?谢谢你我跟Garry说他也能帮忙了Thankyou.ItoldGarryhecouldhelptoo.什么-哦公♥证♥-*个新的市长What?-Oh,notarizinganewmayor,那是一嗯那可是终极的公♥证♥冒险啊thatiswell,it,sliketheultimatenotaryadventure.哦这可是大事啊0h,it'sbig.1.es政俏佳人1.es-IegallyBlonde!律政俏佳人在纽约给你搞了点小礼物-是吗GotyoualittlegiftinNewYork.-Youdid?你给我准备啥了哎呀呀Whatdidyougetme?Ooh-la-la.男士菲拉格慕平底鞋吗Men'sFerragamoloafers?我要拿这些怎么办啊WhatamIsupposedtodowiththese?是啊你是对的我可能应该留下Yeah,you'reright.Ishouldprobablykeepthem.它们是38码的反正你穿也太小了They'reasize61/2.Toosmallforyouanyway.你的旅途怎么样-太棒了Howwasyourtrip?-Amazing.很多好的见面此外Lucy和我太享受了Alotofgreatmeetings.Plus,Lucyand1hadthebesttime.这是真的了LeslieIt'sforreal,Leslie.我们甚至去了家珠宝店看戒指Weevenwenttoajewelrystoreandlookedatrings.不是吧No!ShiaLaBeouf真是个好珠宝设计师啊顺便说ShiaLaBeoufisonehellofajewelrydesigner,bytheway.演员变形金刚系列主演这男人真的找到他的使命了-这也太完美了Man'sreallyfoundhiscalling.-Thisisperfect.一切结束的时候你们就是我们都需要的那个快乐的开始Witheverythingending,youguysarethehappybeginningthatweallneed.你应该向她求婚就在此时此地Youshouldproposetoher,rightnow,here.还有什么地方更适合问一个女人跟你结婚呢Whatbetterplacetoaskawomantomarryyou比起一个老男人的公共追悼会来说thananoldman'spublicmemorial?是啊我觉得可能还是等等吧此外Lucy也不在镇上Yeah,Ithinkmprobablygonnawait.Plus,Lucy'snotintown.她在费城拜访朋友呢她明天才回来She'sinPhiladelphiavisitingfriends.Shegetsbacktomorrow.是啊可能还是需要她在这里才好对吧Yeah,you'dprobablywantherhereforthat,right?好了我去找April了我给她买♥♥了条挺好的巴宝莉领带Allright,mgonnafindApril.IgotherareallyniceBurberrynecktie.Gunderson当了我一辈子的市长了Gundersonwasmayormyentirelife.真让你考虑时间这个“假热”啊Reallymakesyouconsiderthe,'postulence"oftime.当然了Sure.死亡是自然的AndrewDeathisnatural,Andrew.我们出生我们活到还有价值为止然后我们被杀掉We'reborn,wesurviveaslongaswe'reuseful,andthenwe'rekilled,要么是由于我们身体的自然衰败要么是更年轻更强壮的eitherbyourbody'snaturaldecayorbythoseyoungerandstronger.说你自己吧Speakforyourself.我死之前我要像TedWilliams一样冻住自己的脑袋BeforeIdie,mfreezingmyheadlikeTedWilliams.美国职业棒球球员等个一千年解冻出来拍在个机器人身上接着浪Waitathousandyears,thawitout,slapitonarobot,keeponballing.RonRon.CarlCarl.DonnaAndy这位是CarlDonna,Andy,thisisCarl.他是我理发师Salvatore店面隔壁熟食店的店主HeownsthedelirightnexttomybarberSalvatore'sshop.挺糟糕的不是吗It'sterrible,isn'tit?先是SaIVatOre现住又是Gunderson市长FirstSalvatoreandnowMayorGunderson.什么发生什么了解释你自己What?Whathappened?Explainyourself!哦Ron你没听说吗Salvatore昨天去世了Oh,Ron,youdidn,thear?Salvatorepassedawayyesterday.不啊-哎呀No.-Jeez.不不能是这样No,itcan,tbe.他是被更年轻更强4上的理发师杀掉了吗Washekilledbyayounger,strongerbarber?而现在来说几句的是Gunderson市长的多年好友和同事AndnowheretosayafewwordsisMayorGunderson'slongtimefriendandcoworkerEthelBeaversEthelBeavers.这会很悲伤的他们一起工作好久了啊Thisisgonnabesosad.Theyworkedtogetherforalongtime.我会很简洁的llbebrief.WalterGunderson和他的夫人是开放式婚姻WalterGundersonandhiswifehadanopenmarriage.这让他很开心让他的夫人也很开心Itkepthimhappy.Itkepthiswifehappy.嗨EvelynHi,Evelyn.而且这当然也让我开心Anditdefinitelykeptmehappy.发生什么了啊Whatishappening?因为在精彩的46年里Becausefor46wonderfulyears,他一夜又一夜地探索着我身体的每一个角落hespentnightafternightexploringeverynookandcrannyofmybody.成熟点吧别大惊小怪了Growup,youprudes.我们都是成年人了We'realladults.我唯一后悔的是我从没对他说过我真正的感受MyonlyregretisthatInevertoldhimhowIreallyfelt.所以我现在说了Sollsayitnow.我爱过那个男人Ilovedthatman.而且不只是因为他在床上有多勇猛Andnotjustbecausehewasadynamitelay.晚安你这野兽Goodnight,youanimal.Tom听听Ethel说的啊Tom,listentoEthel.恶别也太恶心了-不听听她表达的意思Ugh,no,it'stoogross.-No,listentohermessage.你不能等着告诉某个人你的感受啊Youcan'twaittotellsomeonehowyoufeel,因为你要是等着的话不知不觉地嘲becauseifyouwait,beforeyouknowit,boom,46年之后他们就去世了46yearslaterthey'regone.你说的没错我们已经知道我们想永远在一起了You'reright.Weknowwewanttobetogetherforever.所以等个什么呢正是Sowhywait?-Exactly.而我会帮你组织求婚的你想怎么做AndIwillhelpyouwiththeproposal.Whatdoyouwanttodo?最先想到的我猜我的理想求婚可能是Offthetopofmyhead,Iguessmyidealproposalmightbe一次跨平台的媒体体验一部具有爆♥炸&heartsHl画面的动作电影amultiplatformmediaexperience,anactionmoviewithexplosivegraphics.狂飙的车辆以及一个男主角他的唯一任务-是向他的女士求婚fastcars,andaherowithonemission-toproposetohislady.男主角名叫.Aheronamed.TomHaverford-TomHaverfordTomHaverford.-TomHaverford.好的-是啊Okay!-Yes!哦呃人们悲伤的方式都不太一样0h,um,peoplegrieveindifferentways.听着如果你们没法在接下来四个小时内训练200只白鸽1.isten,ifyoucan'ttrain200whitedovesinthenextfourhours摆出"LUCy愿意和我结婚吗”的样子tospellout"Lucy,willyoumarryme?"那你们就没权利自称是什么宠物店thenyouhavenobusinesscallingyourselfapetstore.为什么人们没法分享我们对Whycan,teveryoneshareourcommitment对奇异盛况这个基本概念的执着呢tothebasicconceptofoutrageouspageantry?我不知道啊Tom我真不知道Idon'tknow,Tom.Ireallydon't.哦不你想要什么Leslie0h,no,whatdoyouwant,Leslie?嘿Ian我需要一个巨大的横幅印着Hey,Ian.Ineedagiganticbannerthatsays,“祝贺你们Lucy和Tom“我明天就要"Congratulations,LucyandTom/'andIneeditbytomorrow.没门不可能的Noway.Impossible.在过去15年里我在你们的横幅商店差不多花了十万美元Overthepast15years,Ihavespentnearly$100,000atyourbannerstore.我组织过的每一个个人和专业活动都定做过横幅Ihaveorderedbannersforeverypersonalandprofessionaleventthatveeverorganized.我的信♥用♥卡♥公♥司♥都打电♥话♥问过TMycreditcardcompanycalledmeaboutit.不是对费用有疑问Nottoquestionthecharges,而是真诚地问我是不是情绪稳定buttosincerelyaskmeifIwasmentallystable.看到你手腕上那块劳力士潜航者了吗大哥SeethatRolexSubmarineronyourwrist,bro?那都是因为LeslieThat's'causeofLeslie.你们会把横幅做好的You'llhavethebannerdone.嘿BObby感谢前来Hey,Bobby,thanksforcomingin.很高兴见到你们啊有一阵子了Goodtoseeyouguys.Itsbeenawhile.1.eslie怎么样了她还是嗯呃How'sLeslie?Isshestill,um.uh.哦我们当初竞选的那个叫什么来着Oh.Whatwasthatthingweranforagain?市议员Citycouncilor.我不知道了好吧你这么说的话Idon'tknow.Allright,ifyousayso.我跟你说啊太难记住那种无聊的事情了Itellyou,it,ssohardtorememberboringstufflikethat.选择忽视你刚刚说的话Choosingtoignorewhatyoujustsaid,我们需要一个临时市长两个月的时间Weneedaninterimmayorjustfortwomonths.而考虑到你家族的名声和你多受人喜爱Andgivenyourfamilynameandhowwell-likedyouare,我觉得你可能会感兴趣的Ithoughtyoumightbeinterested.市长吗-是啊Mayor?-Yeah.哥们啊那会很好玩的Man,that'llbefun.天啊但我觉得我做不了God,Idon'tthinkIcandoit,though.是啊因为我要准备来个大旅行了去太空Yeah,causemgettingreadytogoonabigtrip,tospace.那也真的会很好玩That'llbereallyfuntoo.生活的一切就是好好玩对吧Everythinginlifeisalwaysjustsofun,right?真的是啊Itreallyis.你看这家伙真的懂See,thisguyknowswhat'swhat.是啊-那是-是啊Yeah.-Thatwas-yeah.嘿Ben你去过太空吗Hey,Ben,haveyoueverbeentospace?你应该看看啊认真的Youshouldcheckitout.Seriously.我很确定那些造火箭的俄♥罗♥斯♥人应该没问题的-真的吗msuretheRussianguyswhobuilttherocketwouldbecoolwithit.-Really?只有一件事你有60万美元吗Justonething,doyouhave$600,000?那就是那是他们需要作为订金的金额It,sjust,that'swhattheyneedforadeposit.哦Oh.那没有Well,no.我已经去过太空了vealreadybeentospace.我是第二个走上月球的人Iwasthesecondpersontowalkonthemoon.巴兹噢尔德林很高兴见到你BuzzAldrin.Nicetomeetyou.少来了Nicetry.那是玩具总动员里那个家伙That'stheguyfromToyStory.指“巴斯光年”我们太抱歉了RonWe'resosorry,Ron.你们很亲近吗Youguyswereclose?过去四十年里我每个月的第一个周二都会见SalvatoreI'veseenSalvatorethefirstTuesdayofthemonthforthepastfourdecades.每次都是一模一样Sameexactthingeverytime.我付给他$8Ipaidhim$8.我坐在同一把椅子里SalVatOre把同一条围布盖在我身上Isatinthesamechair.Salvatoreputthesamecapeoverme.然后他总是会问我同一件事Thenhe'dalwaysaskmeaboutthesamething.啥也不问nothing.很完美Itwasperfect.不能一直耽误下去了失陪Can'tdelaythisforever.Excuseme.男人生命中最重要的三个人Thethreemostimportantpeopleinaman,slife是他的理发师他的肉贩子和他的爱人arehisbarber,hisbutcher,andhislover.我已经失去了一个Ihavelostoneofthose.这是张I块SaIHere,satenner,Sal.你也知道我不相信小费所以我会从你夫人那里收找钱的Asyouknow,Idon'tbelieveintipping,soIwillcollectmychangefromyourwife.我周二安排了和Salvatore的见面IhadanappointmentwithSalvatorescheduledforTuesday.看看我头发现在多不整齐啊1.ookhowraggedymyhairis.我应该是什么啊某种摇滚明星吗WhatamIsupposedtobe,somekindorrockstar?好了Tom你的标记在那儿你从前面进来Okay,Tom,there'syourmark.You'llenterfromthefront.Ted我们在拍了吗Ted,arewerolling?我觉得啊我真的不知道就拜托在我的店里小心点Ithinkso.Idon'treallyknow.Justpleasebecarefulwithmystore.好了片场安静Okay,quietontheset!开拍Action.你好Hello.你想看点戒指吗Haverford特工Wouldyouliketoseesomerings,AgentHaverford?你为啥要有口音啊Whyareyoudoinganaccent?我给我的角色想了个背景故事Icameupwithabackstoryformycharacter.她跟一个法国亿万富翁结婚了She'smarriedtoaFrenchbillionaire,而她有个双胞胎妹妹同卵的她们保持着andshehasatwinsister,identical,andtheykeep-Leslie你只有一句台词-嗯我忠于角色啊1.eslie,youhaveoneline.-Well,Icommittedtotherole.你好Hello.你想看看一些极其漂亮的珠宝吗Wouldyouliketoseesomegorgeousjewelry?我们有世界上最罕见的钻石Wehavethemostrarediamondsintheworld.我要那个最贵的那个lltakethatone.Themostexpensiveone.没那么快HaVer-骗子Notsofast,Haver-fraud.啊我的天哪Ah,zutalors!搞定他们孩子们Get'em,boys!别动上特技替身Freeze!Stuntdouble.开拍Action!上我的傀儡们上啊我的傀儡们Go,mypuppets!Go,mypuppets!打啊打啊我的傀儡们Fight,fight,mypuppets!机架对焦左摇Rackfocus.Panleft.我不知道那些话是什么意思啊1don'tknowwhatanyofthatmeans.就到到右边一到下面Justgetgettheright-gounderthe"上我的傀儡们Go,mypuppets.哦就是那样了Oh,that,sit.哦你想要大人物是吧Oh,youwantthebigdog.你想要那个吗你想要大人物了吗Isthatwhatyouwant?Youwantthebigdog?啊Ahh!1.ucy你的任务如果选择接受的话1.ucy,yourmission,shouldyouchoosetoacceptit,就是和我结婚istomarryme.然后卡哦天啊Tom那也太棒了Andcut.Oh,mygosh,Tom,thatwasamazing!不不是啊你们刚刚砸了我的柜台No,itwasn't.Youjustdestroyedmycase.嘿这就是电影行业啊TedHey,it'sthemoviebusiness,Ted.你知道风险的好了所有人上车Youknewtherisks.Okay,everybodyinthevan.我们前往下一个地点We'reheadedtothenextlocation.你完全应该做啊Youshouldtotallydoit.你会是个很棒的市长的You'dbeanamazingmayor.实际上你应该做全宇宙的总统Actually,youshouldbePresidentoftheuniverse.哦Oh.你知道我真的能做个意外好的市长Youknow,Ireallywouldmakeanincrediblemayor.但伤感的是我不行But,sadly,Icannot,因为我只有27岁becausemonly27yearsold.真的吗所以你是90年代出生的Really?Soyouwereborninthe1990s?哦嗯哼Ooh!Mmhmm.真是个好的提议啊但我觉得还是算了Whatalovelyoffer,butIthinknot.你知道我要忙着我的医疗工作我其他的产业Youknow,vegotmyhandsfullwithmypractice,myotherbusinesses,我两个糟糕的孩子mytwoterriblechildren.我觉得我没时间当市长的Idon'tthinkIhavetimetobemayor.哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦Ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh.等等我愿意上JohnMayerHoldup.IwilldoJohnMayer.Mayer和市长Mayor同音再一次Again.爹地有人在你车里放了火Daddy,someonesetafireinyourcar*因为你花太久而我烦了*JBecauseyoutooktoolongandIgotboredJ钱钱拜托Money,please.哦不不没有钱的Oh,no,no.There'snomoney.哦我的错没问题Oh.Mybad.Noproblem.哦好吧-没事的Oh,okay.-That'sfine.我就毁掉这个办公室吧-哇嘿lljustdestroythisoffice.-Whoa,hey!钱钱拜托Money,please!钱钱拜托Money,please.我的钱钱拜托Mymoney,please?Ben就给她点钱吧简单一点Ben,givehersomemoney.It'seasier.我必须说啊"混♥蛋♥"Ihavetosay,TheDouche,我很怀疑你的兴趣是不是真诚的mskepticalthatyourinterestissincere.我能理解一个早间低俗节目主持市长吗Icanunderstandthat.Amorningshock-jockDJ,themayor?但心态打开一点Butkeepanopenmind.我上的是西北大学我在两场政♥治♥竞选中工作过IwenttoNorthwestern,veworkedontwopoliticalcampaigns,而且我所有的时间都在和公众沟通andIspendallofmytimecommunicatingwiththepublic.那实际上是个挺好的点That'sactuallyagoodpoint.我可以为这个城市做点很好的事情Icoulddosomegreatthingsforthiscity.而对那些性感市政厅实习生做点很恶心的事情Andsomegrossthingswiththosejuicycityhallinterns.嘎嘎嘎嘎Ga-ga-goink!好了嗯感谢前来Okay,well,thanksforcomingin.好了兄通知我一行啊Allright,B.Letmeknow.-Yeah.Ah.哦-嗯我觉得我们有答案了Oh.-Well,Ithinkwehaveouranswer.来吧想想啊Comeon,think.总有个人肯定行的There'sgottobesomeone.好吧Ben你知道我鄙视你Okay,Ben,youknowthatIdespiseyou也想让你和全地球人们都悲惨对吧andthatIwantyouandallpeopleonEarthtobemiserable,right?当然-你应该当市长啊Sure.-Youshouldbemayor.你是这份工作的最好人选而且你值得You'rethebestpersonforthejob,andyoudeserveit.此外这也能消除冰城的影响Plus,thiswoulderaseIceTown.它从你18岁起就开始折磨你了It'sbeentorturingyousinceyouwere18yearsold.如果你成为Pawnee的市长你可以一劳永逸地把它置身脑后了AndifyoubecamemayorofPawnee,youcouldputitbehindyouonceandforall.呃做好人让我感觉好糟糕Ugh.Beingnicemademefeelterrible.我的口♥交♥办公室-啥Myoraloffice!-What?我要把市长办公室变成我的口♥交♥办公室mgonnaturnthemayoralofficeintomyoraloffice.哈Boom!刚刚想到的必须回来讲一句Thoughtofitasecondago,hadtopopbackin.必须吗-必须的Hadto?-Hadto.振作点SwansonBuckup,Swanson.就像你说的啊死亡是自然的It'slikeyousaid,deathisnatural.而且Sal活了很好很长的一生了AndSallivedagood,longlife.但变化太多了