Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第七季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

我们的长椅上要放兰花对吧We'regonnahaveorchidsinallthepews,right?因为兰花是Donna最爱的花而她是我最爱的花BecauseorchidsareDonna'sfavoriteflowers,andshe,smyfavoriteflower.哈哈我们是真可爱Haha!Werealcute.当然会有兰花了啊Ofcoursetherearegonnabeorchids.你们觉得这是我第一次兼♥职♥Doyouthinkthisismyfirsttimeworkingasidejob作为前同事的婚礼策划吗asaweddingplannerforaformerco-worker?不吗我太抱歉了No?-msosorry.大部分时候我的愤怒问题都能控制的Imostlyhavemyrageproblemundercontrol,但策划真的压力很大butplanningisverystressful.请避免我的触发词“鲜花“计划“誓言PleaseavoidmytriggerWOrdS,"flowers,”"schedule,”"vows,"“新郎“新娘“食物“爱情“快乐“教堂”,bride,""groom；1"food；'"love,""happy,""church,"“事件"”婚礼“还有"Craig""event,""wedding/'and,Craig."我太抱歉了Craig我很抱歉我很抱歉Iamsosorry,Craig.msorry,msorry.April跟我走走April,walkwithme.所以我选择你作为首席伴娘是因为SoIchoseyouasmyMaidofHonorbecause你已经成为我最好的朋友之一you'vebecomeoneofmybestfriends,而我爱你像爱我的妹妹一样-恶心AndIloveyoulikeasister.-Ew.但也因为你很坚强Butalsobecauseyou,retough.我的家人们今晚就到Myfamilyarrivestonight.我知道他们的欢迎包都搞定了Iknow.Andthey'reallsetwiththeirwelcomebags,我也跟你兄弟LeVondriOUS说了他不受欢迎andItoldyourbrotherLeVondriousthatheisnotwelcome.很好但还是会有28个Meagle人同在一个房♥间Good,butstill,there'sgonnabe28Meaglesinoneroom,这意味着肯定会有戏剧化事件的whichmeansthere'sgonnabedrama.我都能处理的Iwillhandleeverything.我居然在乎你是不是享受开心很奇怪Iactuallycarewhetheryou'rehavingagoodtimeandarehappy.It'sweird.Meagle一家是评头论足充褊R怨的冷血人群TheMeaglesareacold-bloodedcrewOfjudgmentalgrudge-holders.我表妹Winnie有次在我爷爷家忘了用杯垫MycousinWinnieonceforgottouseacoasteratmygrandpa'shouse,他直接把她移出了遗嘱andhewroteheroutofhiswill.最后四场Meagle家庭画图猜字锦标赛是在医院结束的ThelastfourMeaglefamilyPictionarytournamentsendedatthehospital.法律上讲三个以上的Meagle人是禁止同乘航♥班♥的1.egally,nomorethanthreeMeaglesareallowedonaninternationalflighttogether.但他们给的礼物很棒就得拿到那些餐具啊Buttheygivegreatgifts.Gottagetthatflatware.公园与游憩公园与游憩第7季第7集第7季第7集Tommy我刚刚在美甲沙龙买♥♥了点天竺葵护手霜Tommy,1wasatthenailsalonandIpickedupsomegeraniumhandcream.你想试试吗呃当然了请给我暖上Doyouwannatryit?-Uh,yes.Warmitup,please.哦闻起来不错啊Oh,thatsmellsnice.我就走了保证今晚一切没问题好吧mjustgonnagoandmakesureeverythingissetfortonight,okay?好了回头见一回见RonAllright,seeyoulater.-Seeyou,Ron.我一直很喜欢那个LUCy很高兴一切进展顺利I'vealwayslikedthatLucy.Gladthingsaregoingwell.比顺利更好啊Betterthanwell.猜猜我今晚计划了什么AndguesswhatIhaveplannedfortonight?不-作为Donna的首席管家No.-AsDonna,sButlerofHonor,我使出了浑身解数宝宝蓝锦缎啊mgoingallout.Babybluebrocade.作为惊喜我给Lucy准备同款裙子Asasurprise,IgotamatchingdressforLucy.而你相信Lucy会为这份礼物开心吗AnddoyoubelieveLucywillbehappywiththisgift?100%的我们太同步了100%!We'resoinsync.我终于感觉我和我想永远在一起的人在一起了我明天就能跟她结婚Ifinallyfeellikemwiththepersonmgonnabewithforever.dmarryhertomorrow.很好啊孩子更重要的是你们今晚有三尖牛排吗Bullyforyou,son.Moreimportantly,doyouhavetri-tipfortonight?因为如果没有我自己带rBecauseifnotIbroughtmyown.我爱婚礼Iloveweddings.好的食物为浪漫爱情的庆祝还有最重要的教堂Goodfood,thecelebrationofromanticlove,andmostofall,churches.不管你对大型组织宗教怎么说Saywhatyouwillaboutorganizedreligion,那些混♥蛋♥们确实知道如何建造宏伟的建筑thosebastardsknewhowtoconstructanedifice.好了小妖怪们Okay,monsters.妈咪和爹地要打包行李因为我们要去酒店了MommyandDaddyhavetopackbecausewearegoingtoahotel.但Roz会在这里和你们一起ButRozisgonnastayherewithyou.是啊我们会玩得很开心的Yeah,andwearegoingtohavesomuchfun.我们要玩游戏我们要来涂色We'regonnaplaygames,we'regonnacolor,或许我们甚至可以坐下安静30秒钟maybewe'regonnaevensitquietlyfor30seconds.你们觉得我能有30秒吗DoyouthinkIcouldhave30seconds?就够了她要倒下了That'sall.-She'sfading.RozRoz嘿嘿Roz,Roz,hey,hey,你是个很棒的保姆youareawonderfulnanny.哦-你很坚强你很坚定Oh.-You'retough,andstrong,你是我们孩子的优秀照顾者andyou'reanexcellentcaretakerforourchildren.是啊每次你来到我们家我们都太开心了Yeah,everytimeyoucometoourhousewearesohappytoseeyou.我爱你超过爱BenIloveyoumorethanBen.我确实是Ido.如果Ben离开了我我会悲伤但我会熬过去的IfBenleftme,Iwouldbesad,butIwouldgetthroughit但如果你离开我我永远都好不起来了Butifyouleftme,Iwouldneverrecover.谢谢这久说帮了大忙Thanks.Thathelps.我太习惯给他们打包了我差点给自己装了尿布msousedtopackingforthemIalmostputindiapersformyself.来点JenBarkleyIncomingcall.JenBarkley.JenBarkley又打来了她简直没完没了)enBarkleyiscallingagain.Sheisrelentless.)en是个很有能力的政♥治♥操控者啊Jenisapowerfulpoliticaloperative.你甚至不想知道她想要说什么吗Don'tyouevenwanttoknowwhatshehastosay?她就会说她一直在说的也就是She'lljustsaywhatshealwayssays,whichis,"Leslie你考虑参加参议院或者国会竞选吗”而我会说"Leslie,wouldyouconsiderrunningforstatesenateorCongress?"Andllsay,"Jen非常感谢我受宠若惊"Jen,thankyouverymuch,that'sveryflattering,但我爱我的工作而且我能为整个国家做“butIlovemyjob,andIgettodoitfortheentirecountry."整个世界都是我的公园Thewholeworldismypark.此外我们的生活太混乱了我们可不能竞选啊Besides,ourlivesaresochaoticwecan'trunacampaign.嗯如果你真心想去的话我们会找到办法的Well,ifyoureallywantedtodoit,we'dfindaway.我是说情况还没有那么混乱Imean,thingsaren'tthatchaotic.三个孩子刚刚互相撞上了搞坏了你们所有的东西Allthreeofthemjustbumpedintoeachotherandbrokeeverythingyouown.我-我不知道那个响声是什么I-Idon'tknowwhatthatwas.哦你看看啊Oh,wouldyoulookatthat?亲爱的我觉得你最好朋友Tom要给他的女性朋友一份礼物了Sweetie,IthinkyourbestfriendTom'sgivinghisladyfriendagift你知道Gayle每天都给我一个礼物YouknowGaylegivesmeagifteachandeveryday.哦我收到的是最棒的礼物了Oh,Igotthegreatestgiftofall.和你结婚-哦亲爱的Beingmarriedtoyou.-Oh,sweetie.控制一下你们自己吧Gergich们Controlyourselves,Gergiches!该死啊Tommy做得好啊Damn,Tommy,welldone!我就知道你会喜欢Iknewyou'dlikeit.换上吧宝贝我们要统治这场聚会了Getchanged,baby,wegottadominatethisparty.你觉得如何呢RonTommy真是那个啊Whatdoyouthink,Ron?Tommy'stheman.我通常不参与到人们的私人事务中Inormallydon'tgetinvolvedinpeople'spersonalaffairs,但这场婚礼有点我就说了吧butsomethingaboutawedding.I1justsayit.Tom真的很迷恋你的Tomisquitetakenwithyou.他很迷恋我啊哈是的He'stakenwithme,huh?-Yes.他说他明天就能跟你结婚Hesaidhe'dmarryyoutomorrow.看起来挺傻的呆在一家离我们家十分钟车程的酒店Seemssillytostayatahotelthat'stenminutesfromourhouse.嗯已经三年了我们值得逃离一晚上的Well,it'sbeenthreeyears.Wedeserveonenightawaytogether.一点点休养期一点点隐私或许我们再造点孩子Alittledowntime,littleprivacy,maybewemakesomemorekids.玩笑都不要开我们就造大概再三个Don'tevenjokeaboutthat.-Let'sjustmake,like,threemore,让他们每个人都有个朋友sothateachoneofthemcanhaveafriend.恶Ugh.)en吗你在这干什么呢Jen?Whatareyoudoinghere?你们俩蠢货不接我的电♥话♥Youidiotswon'tanswermycalls,而我要跟你们说的事情不能等andwhatIhavetotellyoucannotwait.但是一But那个可怕的声音是什么啊What'sthathorriblesound?孩子恶你们的生活也太恶心了Children.-Ugh,yourlifeisgross.我的生活太棒了Mylifeisamazing.Jen太感谢你过来了但我们得走了Jen,thankyousomuchforcoming,butwehavetogo.我从没为一场需要回复邀请的活动迟到过IhaveneverbeenlateforaneventthatrequiresanRSVP.你们住在印第安纳Pawnee你们能必须去哪儿啊YouguysliveinPawnee,Indiana.Wheredoyouhavetogo?搭新的稻草人吗Puttingupanewscarecrow?你能拜托说到重点吗Couldyoupleasejustgettothepoint?当然了PaulHartwell这个地区在国会的现任Sure.PaulHartwell,who'syourcongressionalincumbentfromthisdistrict,是个傻子甚至以华盛顿标准也是isamoron,evenbyWashingtonstandards.但他每年都赢EI为他很欺负人Buthewinseveryyear,becausehe'sahorriblebully而没人是他的对手直到现在andnobodyopposeshim.Tillnow.印第安纳的第10选区需要一个新的领导者Indiana,sIOthdistrictneedsanewleader.一个把这里当作家的人一个在乎市民的人Someonewho'smadeitahome,whocaresaboutourcitizens,一个理解当地经济状况的人andwhounderstandsthelocaleconomy.Jen我跟你讲过了我已经有梦想中的工作了我不想-Jen,Itoldyou,Ihaveadreamjob,Idon'twantto-一个名叫BenWyatt的候选人AcandidatenamedBenWyatt.什么Sorry?我认真得要死Benmdeadserious,Ben.我觉得你该竞选众议院IthinkyoushouldrunfortheHouseofRepresentatives.哇那是啥啊那也太大个了吧Whoa!Whatwasthat?Thatwashuge!当地你说的这可是国会啊就是法案变成法规的地方啊Hangon,thisisCongressyou'retalkingabout,like,wherebillsbecomelaws.我可不够资格啊Iamnotqualifiedforthat.我们说的是众议院BenWe'retalkingabouttheHouseofRepresentatives,Ben.你可能有点过分够格了Youmightbeoverqualified.Hartwell最大的弱点就是经济而那正是你的强项Hartwell'sbiggestweaknessistheeconomy,whichisyourexactstrength.你很年轻很聪明你管理着这个地区最大的城市You'reyoung,you'resmart,you'rerunningthebiggestcityinthedistrict.我在电视上看到你搞定那个WiFi的事情了IsawyouhandlethatWiFithingonTV.我的公♥司♥已经准备好了只等你一句话Myfirmisreadytogoassoonasyousaytheword.你来还是不来Youinoryouout?呃三个孩子里的两个在穿着睡衣洗澡Uh,Twoofthethreekidsareshoweringintheirpajamas,而Ben大部分的领带都在马桶里了andmostofBen'stiesareinthetoilet就是作为事情情况的更新Justlike,asanupdateofwherethingsareat.我是说这也太混乱了Imean,thisischaos.伙计们事情是很久之前了对吧Guys,ithappenedareallylongtimeago,right?而很可能就是意外啊Anditwasprobablyanaccident.哦是啊我很肯定那个挖地小子游戏机就是自己拔掉的Oh,yeah,msuretheDigDugmachinejustunpluggeditself正好在我破他的记录之前rightbeforeIwasabouttobeathishighscore.是啊我很肯定就是意外Yeah,msureitwasanaccident.嘿情况报告Hey,statusreport?Meagle家好奇怪他们说出的话听起来很被动但看起来很攻击TheMeaglesareweird.Thewordsthattheysaysoundpassive,butseemaggressive.我感觉应该有个什么说法的就像“好好刻薄鬼”Ifeellikethereshouldbeatermforthat.Like,"nicey-meanie."是啊我刚刚必须掰开两个80岁老男人Yeah,Ijusthadtophysicallyseparatetwo80-year-oldmen他们在吵1970年在那家杂货店遇到的是不是演员莱娜霍恩whowerearguingaboutwhetheritwasreallyLenaHorneinthatgrocerystorein1970.好的你继续搞定基拉戈岛和丹佛的Meagle们Okay,youstayontheKeyLargoandDenverMeagles,我来处理柏林的Meagle们andIwillhandletheBerlinMeagles.搞定了Done!所以你在考虑Jen的提议吗SoyouthinkingaboutJen'soffer?是啊我是说这怎么能行得通呢Yes.Imean,howwouldthisevenwork?我们的生活太繁忙了而如果我赢r我会变成国会议员Ourlivesaresobusy,andifIWon,1wouldbeacongressman.或者女议员我是说性别平等不对那个这里不适用Orwoman.Imean,equalrights.No,thatdoesn'tapply.好吧试试这样Okay.Trythis.今晚就表现得像你决定参选Tonight,justactlikeyou'vedecidedtorun.然后明天在婚礼上表现得像你决定不参选Andthentomorrowatthewedding,actlikeyou'vedecidednottorun.看看哪种感觉更好Seewhichonefeelsbetter.好吧你觉得我该怎么做呢Okay.WhatdoyouthinkIshoulddo?Ben必须参选啊Benhastorun.我不想逼得太紧因为那可能会适得其反但他必须参选啊Idon'twanttopushit,becauseitmightbackfire,buthehastorun.他会对美国很好的对世界很好的HewouldbegoodforAmerica,goodfortheworld.Ben应该成为地球全部宜居土地的王室大公苏丹皇帝啊BenshouldbetheRoyalArchdukeSultanEmperorofAllInhabitableLandsonEarth!我是完全中立的mcompletelyneutral.不管你做什么我都支持Iwillsupportyounomatterwhatyoudo.你告诉Lucy我想跟她结婚吗YoutoldLucyIwanttomarryher?该死啊孩子那些小汉堡Damnit,son,thesmallhamburgers.Ron你必须收回你说的话啊Ron!Youhavetowalkbackwhatyousaid.收回听起来像是撒谎Walkbacksoundslikelying.你能放下你严格的生活准则哪怕一秒钟然后来帮帮我吗Canyoudropyourstrictlifecodesforasecondandhelpmeout?虽然我认识Lucy很多年了EventhoughveknownLucyforyears,也能预计和她共度一生andcanseemyselfspendingalifetogetherwithher,生些孩子在Tommy的巴哈马岛上漫步-havingchildren,walkingthegroundsofTommy'sBahama-一个我最终会买♥♥下的私人小岛-aprivateislandlleventuallybuy-但那是远在未来的事情啊大哥that,swayinthefuture,man.别叫我“大哥”Don'tcallme"man."刚刚那段话你就听到了这吗That'swhatyoutookawayfromthis?别为这个男人服务Don'tservethisman.别给食物直到他收拾好他制♥造♥的重大灾难Nomorefooduntilhefixeshisgiantdisasterhe'screated.好吧现在开始你进入竞选模式Okay,startingnow,you'reincampaignmode.所以首先是见面会你记得这是怎么来的对吧Sofirstup,meetandgreet.Yourememberhowthisgoes,right?你的目标是做出一副所有人都很有趣很重要的样子Yourgoalistoactlikeeveryoneisinterestingandimportant.嘿伙计们Hey,guys.别太难了Nope,toohard.我们找其他人试试-好吧1.et'strysomeoneelse.-Okay.哦Donna的父母在那边Oh,there,sDonna'sparents.好吗-好的Okay?-Okay.释放你的魔力-没问题Workyourmagic.-Yougotit.呃嗨Meagle先生和夫人我猜是Uh,hi,Mr.andMrs.Meagle,Ipresume?我是Meagle先生但我们离婚了IamMr.Meagle,butwe,redivorced.我是GraceCallahanmGraceCallahan.嗯我很抱歉Callahan女士Well,msorry,Ms.Callahan.是Callahan医生It'sDoctorCallahan.嗯我希望您是心脏科医生Well,Ihopethatyouareapodiatristoradentist,因为我看起来犯了个无心的错误becauseIseemtohaveacaseoffoot-in-mouthdisorder.嘿伙计们一切情况如何Hey,guys.How,severythinggoing?April我们真的是太开心了而你是帮忙的天使April,Wecouldn'tbehappier,andyouareanangelforasking.是啊很意外的轻而易举呢Yeah,it'ssurprisinglypainless.没有批评没有消极攻击的评论Noswiping,nopassive-aggressivecomments.完全没有戏剧化呢Nodramaatall.这些是所有惹事的人老板Hereareallthetroublemakers,boss.谢谢你Meagle们我才不跟你们乱来Thankyou.Meagles!Iamnotscrewingaround.好吧Lauren别再讨论马略卡岛了Okay?Lauren,nomorediscussionofMajorca.马略卡岛禁止入内Majorcaisofflimits.Brian和Gloria别让Horatio感觉糟糕BrianandGloria,stopmakingHoratiofeelbad就因为你们女儿去了耶鲁大学没人他妈在乎的thatyourdaughterwenttoYale.Noonegivesashit.还有Ginuweine-怎公And,Ginuwine?-Yes?振作一点-对不起啊AprilGetittogether.-msorry,April.是Kathy开始的-Kathy开始-Kathystartedthis.-KathyStarted-跟我无关Idon'tcare!她不是那个意思Shedoesn'tmeanit.别哭了GinUWine没事的Don'tcry,Ginuwine.Itsokay.谢谢你AndyThanks,Andy.小菜一碟Easypeasy.柠檬一捏Lemonsneezy.1.ucy我有点事想告诉你1.ucy,Ihavesomethingtotellyou.我是个骗7Iamaliar.什么-嗯不我不是骗子What?-Well,no,Iamnotaliar.我人生中从没对任何事撒过谎Ihaveneverliedaboutanythinginmylife.虽然我假设迷彩伪装也能算是撒谎'ThoughIsupposeyoucouldconstruecamouflageasalie.现在在发生什么啊Whatishappeningrightnow?Tom想表达他很喜欢你这件事Tomwantedtoconveythathelikesyouagreatdeal.所以他说他可以想象和你结婚Sohesaidthathecouldimaginemarryingyou.而且住在一个岛上和你们的孩子们Andlivingonanislandwithyourkids.等等现在我们在岛上了吗还有孩子Wait,nowwe'reonanisland?Withkids?还是们-是的Plural?-Yes.现在你知道我能在哪找到那些小火腿球吗Now,doyouknowwhereIcanfindthoselittlehamballs?注意那些移♥动♥的割草机啊兄弟Watchoutforthoseridinglawnmowers,man.宝你简直是杀疯了-我就是啊对吧Babe,youarekillingit!-1am,right?是啊你看只是想象我是个议员就让我感觉像一个了Yes!-See,justthinkingmacongressmanmakesmefeellikeone.是啊-哦还有我有个小秘密Yeah.-Oh,also,Ihavealittlesecret.我喝醉了-我也是mdrunk.-1amtoo.自从我们生孩子之后就只需要就一小口酒Eversincewehadourkids,itonlytakes,like,onesipofwine.我感觉太好太“智信”了Ifeelsogoodand"condifent."嗯哼智Mm-hmm.-Con.我感觉很“智信”Ifeel"condifent."你知道你该怎么做吗你该祝个酒Youknowwhatyoushoulddo?Youshouldgiveatoast.因为你要竞选国会的话你肯定要发表演讲对吧BecauseifyouwererunningforCongress,youhavetogivespeeches,right?你想让我祝个酒那我就祝起来Youwantmetomakeatoast?lltoastitup.祝吧宝贝注到杯子里的水全都漫出来Toastit,baby.Roastitandtoastittillit'sbrownonbothsides.嘿各位我是BenWyattHey,everybody.mBenWyatt.听着我们当然是来这里为Donna和Joe庆祝的1.isten,we,ofcourse,areheretocelebrateDonnaandJoe,而我必须说你知道结婚可是andIhavetosay,youknow,gettingmarriedis你们能做的最勇敢最美妙的事情了thebravest,mostwonderfulthingyoucando.因为每天你们回到家然后就会Becauseeverydayyoucomehomeandyou'rejust,like,”什么"What?“是你啊我爱你啊"It'syou!Iloveyou!你是我的性感室友我们彼此相爱”You'remysexyroommate.Weloveeachother."呜他说的是我呢Whoo!He'stalkingaboutme.是确实是啊宝宝娃娃Yes,Iam,babydoll!你们看Donna和Joe太好了1.ook,DonnaandJoearegreat.你们都太好了Youallaregreat.而这场婚礼会很棒的Andthisweddingisgonnabeamazing.我们来点音乐和跳舞吧1.et'sgetsomemusicanddancinggoing.而且我是BenWyatt我非常同意这条信息AndIamBenWyatt,andIverymuchapprovethismessage!你想让他消停吗Youwantmetoshutthatdown?不用我喜欢No,Ilikeit.让那个小男人跳吧1.etthelittlemandance.啊我的头Ah,myhead.昨晚也太好玩了1.astnightwassofun.但我的头死掉了是啊Butmyheaddied.-Yeah.是啊我的装满了混凝土Yeah,mine'sfilledwithconcrete.好吧所以一Okayso-昨天你假装自己要参选Yesterday,youpretendedyouweregonnarun.今天你假装自己不要参选Today,you'regonnapretendlikeyou,renotgonnarun.哦不Oh,no.印第安纳头条新闻Wyatt宣布参选国会Jen把竞选广♥告♥发了到处都是我要参选Jenpostedthecampaignad.It'severywhere.mrunning.她怎么能这么对一Howcouldshedothisto-哦天啊我记起一些事了Oh,God,mrememberingthings.我们昨晚打给Jen了对吧WecalledJenlastnight,didn'twe?是啊我们确实打了-恶Yeah,wedid.-Ugh.我还打了867-5309一百次Ialsocalled867-5309100times.指歌♥曲867-5309(Jenny)哦天啊Oh,God.坏了我们要怎么办Bad.Whatdowedo?你们在这呢惊喜惊喜啊Thereyouare.Surprise,surprise.哇哦你们应该角落卡座一下的Whoa!Oh,youguysshould,vecorner-boothedit.因为为你们看起来太糟了嘘嘘嘘嘘嘘嘘'Causeyoulookawful.-Shh,Shh,shh,shh,shh,shh.你们要吓到其他顾客了You'regonnascareofftheothercustomers.嘘-嘿JenShh.-Hey,Jen.所有那些孩子让你们整晚不睡吗Allthosekidskeepyouupallnight?我对自己的选择太高兴了msohappywithmychoices.好吧Jen-怎么Okay,Jen?-Yeah?呃我知道我昨晚给你留了一条留言Um,IknowIleftyouamessagelastnight,但我真心觉得你应该先跟我沟通过butIreallydothinkyoushouldhavecheckedwithme再把我扔进来的不Ben很抱歉beforethrowingmeintothis.-No