Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第六季第十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

您好我是LeslieKnope我来这里Hello,IamLeslieKnope,andIamhere是参加公园部副主任岗位的面试tointerviewfortheDeputyParksDirectorjob.1.eslie这也太扯了1.eslie,thisisridiculous.就是你的工作拿着吧It,syourjob.Takeit.嗯我应该像其他人一样接受面试Well,Ishouldhavetointerviewjustlikeeveryoneelse.嗯-现在如果您看到我的简历Mm.-NoW,ifyou'llseeonmyresume,我在公园娱乐部副主任的岗位上做了快十年Iheldthepositionofdeputydirectorofparksandrecreationforalmosttenyears.我知道我以前是你老板Iknow.Iwasyourboss.我还在你的婚礼上牵你走红毯Ialsowalkedyoudowntheaisleatyourwedding.工作收下放我一马-来嘛Ron面试我啊Takethejobandleavemealone.-Comeon,Ron.Justinterviewme.别给特殊待遇嘛-好吧行Nospecialtreatment.-Okay,fine.你的信念中这个部门的根本目标应该是什么呢Whatdoyoubelieveshouldbetheultimategoalofthisdepartment?公园的古老希腊版本是“集市”TheancientGreekversionoftheparkwastheagora,一个聚集的地方而来自各界的人士-agatheringplacewherepeoplefromallwalksofIife-你在写什么是好东西吗Whatareyouwriting?Isitgood?你觉得我们年度预算的最佳用途是什么Whatdoyouthinkisthebestuseofouryearlybudget?就写在部门名字里呢It'srightthereinthename:维护我们美丽的公园Maintainingourbeautifulparks以及提供健康的户外娱乐方式andprovidinghealthyoutdoorrecreation.很抱歉Knope女士正确答案是msorry,Ms.Knope,thecorrectansweris“全部还给纳税人”"Giveitallbacktothetaxpayers."看起来你和我有着根本不同的观念体系ItseemsyouandIhavefundamentallydifferentphilosophies.实话说我们能一起共事而没有互相谋杀已是奇迹Frankly,it'samiracleweeverworkedtogetherwithoutkillingeachother.日安-哈哈够啦Goodday.-Ha,ha,okay.别浪费时间啦就告诉我这份工作是我的了Nomoregoofingaround.JusttellmeIhavethejob.我还有很多人需要见Ihavealotofotherpeopletomeetwith.保持联♥系♥-Ron拜托可是我啊llbeintouch.-Ron,comeon,it'sme.给我特殊待遇啊Givemespecialtreatment.公园与游憩公园与游憩第6季第11集第6季第11集好的回到老会议室的第一个晨会Okay,firstmorningmeetingbackintheoldconferenceroom.这是什么What'sthis?哦这里展示的是每个人的精神狗狗Oh,itshowseveryone'sspiritdogs.那条是你-你们觉得我是边牧吗Thatone'syou.-Youguysthinkmabordercollie?很明显我是可卡犬啊Soobviouslyacockerspaniel.精神狗狗委员会几周前就已经裁决了Thespiritdogcommitteeruledonthatweeksago.没有上诉环节-没有Thereisnoappealsprocess.-No.完全的我完全懂这个梗Totally.minonthejoke.我理解但或许我们应该别讨论Igetit,butmaybeweshouldstoptalking你们离谱的狗狗选择然后回去工作aboutyourinsanedogchoicesandgettoworking.典型的边牧什么都要控制住Classicbordercollie.Hastocontroleverything.完全的Totally.日程第一条我要把我柠檬水摊子的主意Firstontheagenda:mgonnabringmylemonadestandidea提交给小企业联盟tothesmallbusinesscoalition,一只小鸟告诉我已经确定无疑了andalittlebirdietoldmeit,salreadyinthebag.我能来个啥啥吗-啥CanIgetawhat-what?-What?啥-谢谢What?-Thankyou.不啥主意No.Whatidea?1.afayette公园里那个热炖汤摊子的老板要退休了ThefellawhorunsthehotstewstandinLafayetteParkisretiring,所以Pawnee的新任商业联络人-Tom-soPawnee'snewbusinessIiaison-Tom-出去找到了印第安纳兄弟果汁公♥司♥wentoutandgottheIndianaBrothersjuicecompany租给他们作为柠檬水摊-哇torentitoutasalemonadestand.-Wow.此夕卜我还下载了这个屋♥爆的appPlus,Idownloadedthisdopeapp在我说一些很棒的话时开香槟thatpopschampagnewheneverIsaysomethingawesome.Tom那也太棒了我知道啊而且只要九块钱Tom,that'sgreat.-1know.Anditwasonly9bucks.不我是说柠檬水-No,Imean,theIemonade-无所谓:嗯我开始做环境影响调查而Ronnevermind.Well,Iwillstartdoinganenvironmentalimpactstudy,andRon,你可以做一些人口统计学研究别费心了Lez-Knoyoucandosomedemographicresearch.-Don'tsweatit,Lez-kno.Tommy会招呼好每一个细节的Tommy'stakingcareofeverylastdetail.我没有能帮上忙的吗NothingIcandotohelp?好吧Okay.哦Oh.我可以帮你们把这个扶正Icanstraightenthisforyou.就这样Therewego.哦LarryOh,Larry.我们在整个市政厅到处柏照We'vebeentakingpicturesalloverCityHall给我们没出生的孩子展示我们如何认识toshowourunbornbabywherewemet.你介意吗-哦天啊我很荣幸Wouldyoumind?-Oh,mygosh.Iwouldbehonored.所以你们这对疯孩子什么时候结婚啊Say,whenareyoucrazykidsgonnagethitched?嗯你知道实际上我们有阵子没讨论了Well,youknow,actually,wehaven'tdiscusseditinawhile.不那件事退居二线了No,it'skindoftakenabackseat.嗯你知道各人意愿不同Well,youknow,toeachhisown,但你们俩看起来确实是很相爱的butyouguysreallyseemlikeyou'reinlove.而我看到一对情侣用你们这样的眼神看着彼此AndwhenIseeacouplewholookateachotherthewayyoudo,我不知道了就让我觉得Idon'tknow,itjustmakesmethinkthat或许这个疯狂的世界会没事的maybethiscrazyworldisgonnabeokay.那真的讲了好久啊Thatliterallywentonforever.我以为你永远都停不下来了呢Ithoughtyouwerenevergonnastoptalking.但现在你停下了Butnowthatyouhave.AnnPerkinsAnnPerkinsj愿意和我结婚吗willyoumarryme?哇饼干屑Wow.-Crackerdust.呃我是说行啊当-当然我-我们来吧Uh,Imean,yes,of-ofcourse,l-let,sdoit我能喝一口你的水吗拜托CanIhaveasipofyourwater,please?哦不不不我-我有点洁癖Oh,no,no,no.m-mabitofagermaphobe.哦不不完全理解Oh,no,no,totallyunderstand.AnnPerkins.-我就咳出来吧AnnPerkins.-mgonnacoughitout.我想和你共度余生Iwouldliketospendtherestofmylifewithyou.我爱你Iloveyou.我也爱你Iloveyoutoo.我完全没想到是这样的状况NopartofthisishowIpicturedit.我以为再吃一块饼下能把它咽下去但我错了Ithoughtanothercrackermightpushitthrough,butIwaswrong.我们好好做吧-是啊1.et'sdothisright.-Yeah.我们去买♥♥个订婚戒指1.et'sgogetanengagementring.好的Yes.真是个美妙的瞬间啊Thatwasabeautifulmoment.你们好啊法国-嗯Heno,France!-Mm.你们喜欢那个奶酪吧Youguysenjoyingthatcheese?它是未经消毒的It'sunpasteurized.那是啥意思What,sthatmean?未经消毒的我不在乎我不在乎Unpasteurized?-1don'tcare.Idon'tcare.实际上在这个国家里是违法的Technically,it'sillegalinthiscountry.我从巴黎偷运回来的IsmuggleditbackfromParis.总之我想让你们把我的办公室当成一个俱乐部Anyway,Iwantyouguystothinkofmyofficeasaclubhouse,完全的开放政策totalopen-doorpolicy.我想做你们老板的同时也做你们的朋友Iwannabeyourfriendaswellasyourboss.你什么情况啊Whatthehelliswrongwithyou?你加入邪教了吗我能加一个吗Areyouinacult?CanIjoin?我们牺牲Larry-哦April1.et'ssacrificeLarry.-Oh,April.这是我任市政经理的第一天It'smyfirstdayascitymanager,所以我选择开放式办公时间来打破沉默somholdingopenofficehourstobreaktheice.Chris一直都是那个好人Now,Chriswasalwaystheniceguy让所有人都开心而我负责抡锤子thatmadeeveryonehappy,whileIbroughtdownthehammer.但现在他走了我必须两手都抓了Butnowthathe,sgone,Ikindofhavetodoboth.所有人都是最棒的我们要削减假期了Everyoneisthebest.We'recuttingvacationtime.我们来吃维生素这也太辛苦了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