欲望都市第1季剧本.docx

从字幕里整理出来,可能有些过失,将就着看吧Season1episode01''sexandthecity,zOnceuponatime,anEnglishjournalistcametoNewYork.Elizabethwasattractiveandbright.andrightawayshehookedupwithoneofthecity'stypicallyeligiblebachelors.Thequestionremains-isthisreallyacompanywewanttoown?Timwas42zawell-likedandrespectedbankerwhomadeabouttwomillionayear.Theymetoneevening,intypicalNewYorkfashionzatagalleryopening.Likeit?Yes,actuallyIthinkit'squiteinteresting.What?IfeellikeIknowyoufromsomewhere.Oh,doubtful.LonlyjustmovedherefromLondon.London?ReaIIyVThafsmyall-timefavoritecity.Itis?Absolutely.Itwasloveatfirstsight.Youknow,Ithinkperhapsihavemetyousomewherebefore.Fortwoweekstheysnuggledwenttoromanticrestaurantshadwonderfulsexandsharedthemostintimatesecrets.Onewarmspringday,hetookhertoatownhousehesawinSundayzSNewYorkTimes.Howaboutifwestartatthetopandworkourwaydown?Therearefourbedroomsupstairs.Doyouhaveanychildren?Notyet.Thatday,Timpoppedthequestion.HowdoyouliketohavedinnerwithmyfolksTuesdaynight?dloveto.OnTuesdayhecalledwithsomebadnews.Mymother'snotfeelingverywell.Oh,goshzmsorry.CouldWetakearaincheck?Ofcourse.TellyourmumIhopeshefeelsbetter.Whenshehadn'theardfromhimfortwoweeks,shecalled.Timzit'sElizabeth.Thafsanawfullylongraincheck.Hesaidhewasuptohisearsandthathe'dcallherthenextday.HeneverdidcalI.Bastard.Shetoldmeonedayovercoffee.Idon'tunderstand.InEngland,lookingathousestogetherwouldhavemeantsomething.ThenIrealizednoonehadtoldherabouttheendofloveinManhattan.Welcometotheageof''un-innocence".NoonehasbreakfastatTiffanySandnoonehasaffairstoremember.Instead,wehavebreakfastat7:00amandaffairswetrytoforgetasquicklyaspossible.Self-protectionandclosingthedealareparamount.Cupidhasflowntheco-op.Howthehelldidwegetintothismess?Therearethousandsmaybetensofthousandsofwomenlikethisinthecity.Weallknowthemandweallagreethey'regreat.Theytravel,theypaytaxeszthey'llspend$400onapairofManoloBlahnikstrappysandals,andthey'realone.It'sliketheriddleoftheSphinx.Whyaretheresomanygreatunmarriedwomenandnogreatunmarriedmen?IexplorethesesortsofissuesinmycolumnandIhaveterrificsources:myfriends.Whenyou'reayoungguyinyour20s,womencontrollinztherelationships.Sobythetimeyou'reaneligiblemaninyour30s,youfeellikeyou'rebeingdevouredbywomen.Suddenly,theguysareholdingallthechips.Icallitthemid-30spowerflip".It'sallaboutageandbiology.Imeanjfyouwanttogetmarriedzit,stohavekids,right?Andyoudon,twantdoitwithsomeoneolderthan35,youhavetohavekidsrightawayzandthat'saboutit.Ithinkthesewomenshouldjustforgetaboutmarriage.andhaveagoodtime.Ihaveafriendwho,dalwaysgoneoutwithextremelysexyguysandjusthadagoodtime.Onedayshewokeupandshewas41.Shecouldn'tgetanymoredates.Shehadacompletephysicalbreakdown,couldn'tholdonherjobandhadtomovedbacktoWisconsintolivewithhermother.Trustme,thisisnotastorythatmakesmenfeelbad.Mostmenarethreatenedbysuccessfulwomen.Ifyouwanttogettheseguyszyouhavetokeepyourmouthshutandplaybytherules.Itotallybelievethatloveconquersall.Sometimesyoujusthavetogiveitalittlespaceandthat'sexactlywhat,smissinginManhattan,thespaceforromance.Theproblemisexpectations-olderwomendonztwanttosettleforwhat'savailable.Bythetimeyoureachyourmid-30syouthink,zwhyshouldISettIePwYouknow?It'sliketheolderweget,themorewekeepself-selectingdowntoasmaller&smallergroup.WhatwomenreallywantisAlecBaldwin.There'snotonewomaninNewYorkwhohasn'tturneddown10wonderfulguysbecausetheyweretooshortortoofatortoopoor.vebeenoutwithsomeofthoseguys-theshort,fatpoorones.Itmakesabsolutelynodifference.Theyarejustasself-centeredandunappreciativeasthegood-lookingones.Whydon'tthesewomenjustmarryafatguy?Whydon'ttheyjustmarryabigfattuboflard?HappybirthdayzdearMirandazHappybirthdaytoyouAnother30-somethingbirthdaywithagroupofunmarriedfemalefriends.Wewouldallhavepreferredacelebratoryconferencecall.Youweresaying?LookJfyou'reasuccessfulsinglewomaninthiscity,youhave2choices:youcanbangyourheadagainstwallandtryandfindarelationshiporyoucansay''screwit”,andjustgooutandhavesexlikeaman.Youmeanwithdildos?No.Imeanwithoutfeeling.SamanthawasaNewYorkinspirationpublicrelationsexecutive.Sheroutinelysleptwithgood-lookingguysintheir20s.RememberthatguyIwasgoingoutwith?oh,god,Whatwashisname?Drew.Drewzthesexgod.Right,AfterwardsIdidn,tfeelathing.ltwaslike,"hey,babe,Gottago,catchyalater.'.AndIcompletelyforgotabouthimafterthat.Butareusurethatisn,tjust'causehedidn'tcallyou?Sweetheart,thisisthefirsttimeinthehistoryofManhattanthatwomenhavehadasmuchmoneyandpowerasmen,plustheequalluxuryoftreatingmenlikesexobjects.Yeahzexceptmeninthiscityfailonbothcounts.Imeantheydon,twanttobeinarelationshipwithu,butassoonasyouonlywantthemforsex,theydon'tlikeit.AllofaSuddenlytheycan'tperformthewaythey,resupposedto.That'swhenyoudumpthem.Oh,comeonzladieszarewereallythatCynicaRWhataboutromance?Yeah!Whoneedsit?It'slikethatguyzJeremiah,thepoet.imean,Thesexwasincredible,butthenhewantedtoreadmehispoetryandgoouttodinnerandthewholechatbitzandmIikez"Let'snotevengothere."Whatareyousaying?Areyousayingthatyou'rejustgonnagiveuponlove?That'ssick!Nozno,no.believemeztherightguycomesalong,andyou2here,thiswholething'srightoutt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wayyoulefttheotherday.Youwere?Yeah.ThenIthought,howgreat!YoufinallyunderstandthekindofrelationshipIwantandnowWecanhavesexwithoutcommitment.Yeahzright.Sure,Iguess.SowheneverIfeellikeitzIIgiveyouacall.Yeahzplease.wheneveryoufeellikeit.ifmalone,mallyours,right.Ilikethisnewyou.Callme.Yup.Ididn'tunderstand,didallmensecretlywanttheirwomenpromiscuousandemotionallydetached?AndifIwasreallyhavingsexlikeamanzwhydidn'tIfeelmoreincontrol?Youseethatguy?He'sthenextDonaldTrumpze×cepthe,syoungerandmuchbetterlooking.Hi.Doyouknowhim?No,veneverseenhiminmylife.Heusuallydatesmodels,but,heyzmasgoodlookingasamodel,plusIownmyownbusiness.Samanthahadthekindofdeludedself-confidencethatcausedmenlikeRossPerottorunforPresidentzAnditusuallygotherwhatshewanted.Well,ifyou'renotgonnahitonhim,Iwill.AndthereshewentzofftotakeherbestshotwithMnBig.Meanwhile,CharlotteYorkwaspassingthemostsplendideveningwithCapoteDuncan.WanttogobacktomyplaceandseetheRossBleckner?dlovetozbutit'sreallygettinglate.Noproblem.Whatyearwasitpaintedagain?'89.ThoughCharlottewasdeterminedtoplayhard-to-get,shedidn'twanttoendtheeveningtooabruptly.Well.Maybejustforaminute.Thiscouldeasilygoforahundredgrand.Rossissohotrightnow.lt'sbeautiful.No,you'rebeautiful.Thankyou.fortonight.Ihadawonderfultime.Well,itwasmypleasure.Ihavetogetupreallyearlytomorrow.llgetyouacab.Charlottetoldmelaterthatshethoughtshe'dplayedtheentireeveningflawlessly.So,whatareyoudoingnextSaturday?mhavingdinnerwithyou.Heyzheyzyou'regoingtotheWestSide,right?Right,WestFourthandBankzplease.HeyzScootover;willyou?TwoStopsiFourthandBankandwestBroadwayandBroom.You'regoingtoChaos?Ohzyeah.Why?LookJunderstandwhereyou'recomingfromandItotallyrespectit.ButIreallyneedtohavesextonight.BackatChaosJhingswereswingingintohighgear;andSamanthawasputtingthemovesonMr.Big.vebeensmokingcigarsforyearszbackwhentheywereterminallyuncool.vegotthisgreatsourcethatsendsmeHondurans.Doyouwanttotryone?No,thankyou.Youcan'tfindthemanywhere.Cohibas-that'sallismoke.Look,IdothePRforthisclub,andIhavethekeytotheprivateroomdownstairs.Really?Youwantaprivatetour?Nothankszbutmaybeanothertime.Meanwhile,SkipperJohnstonwashopelesslysmittenwithMirandaHobbes.Wherearewegoingnow?Listen,Skippy,youknow,youreallyareanicesweetguy,but.OhzIunderstand.Goodnight.Mirandatoldmelaterthatshethoughthewastoonicezbutthatshewaswillingtooverlookoneflaw.AndCapoteDuncanfoundhisfixforthenight.Whereisit?lwannaseetheRossBleckner.WaitzLater.Oh,listen.lgottagetupreallyearly,andzactuallyzyoucan'tstayover.Cool?SurezIhavetogetupearlytoo.Taxi!TaxiIAndsoanotherFridaynightinManhattancrepttowardsdawn.Ta×i!AndjustwhenIthoughtIwouldhavetodotheunspeakable-walkhome.Well,getinforchristzssakes.WherecanIdropyou?72ndStreetandThirdAvenue.HaveYougotthat,Al?Yes,sir.Sowhathaveyoubeendoinglately?Youmeanbesidesgoingouteverynight?Yeah,imeanzwhatdoyoudoforwork?Wellzthisismywork.msortofasexualanthropologist.Youmeanlikeahooker?No.IwriteacolumncalledSexAndTheCity.rightnowmresearchinganarticleaboutwomenwhohavesexlikemen.Youknow,Theyhavesexandthenafterwardstheyfeelnothing.Butyou'renotlikethat.Well,aren'tyou?Notadrop.Notevenhalfadrop.Wow.What'swrongwithyou?igetit.You'veneverbeeninlove.Ohzyeah?Yeah.SuddenlyIfeltthewindknockedoutofme.Iwantedtocrawlunderthecoversandgorighttosleep.Thanksfortheride.Anytime.Wait.Haveyoueverbeeninlove?Abso-fucking-lutely.Season1episode02vModeIsandmortalswLastnightMirandagotinvitedtoadinnerpartybyamanshehardlyknew.ShewasthedateofNickWaxier;asuccessfulsportsagentwhooncesaidshehadnicelegs.Moviestarsyou'dhavelikedtof*kwhentheywereyoung.Aliveordead?Itdoesn'tmatter.llstart.VeronicaLakewhenshemadeSullivan'sTravels.Dave?dhavetosaySophiaLoren.Mydadhadthisthingforher.-Wewon'tgothere.MontgomeryClift.-Hewasgay.MarilynMonroezbeforetheKennedysgottoher.BingCrosby.Istandbymychoice.SeanConneryzyesterday,todayandtomorrow.Forafirstdate,Mirandafeltlikeshewashittingitoutoftheballpark.-Thanks.-SohowlonghaveyouknownNick?We'vebeenridingthesameelevatorlineforyears.Wehadlunchafewweeksagozandthenheinvitedmeheretodinner.-Well,weadorehim.-He'sverysmart.-Hetookourultimatumseriously.-Deanne.Whatareyoutalkingabout?TheytoldMirandathatNickhadthisthingformodels.Oldmoviestarsyou'dhavelikedtof*kwhentheywereyoung.I'llstart.VeronicaLakeztheyearshemadeSullivan'sTravels.-Dave?-dhavetogowithSophiaLoren.Probably,mydadhadathingforher.-MontgomeryClift.-MarilynMonroe.BingCrosby.-Yvette?-Idon'tknow,CharlieSheen?They'dcometodinner;pushtheirfoodaround,andpout.-VeronicaLake.-SophiaLoren.-MontgomeryClift.-MarilynMonroe.-BingCrosby.-Marissa?She.hadtomakeaphonecall.Itgottobeaproblem.Theydecidedtotakeaction.Can'tyoufindawomanwhocancarryonadecentconversation?-YeahzNickzandeatwithoutpurging.-Whatareyousaying?Youcan'tbringaroundanymoremodels.It'stoodepressing.OK,OK,llseewhatIcando.-Andthenhebroughtyou.-Soobviouslynotamodel.-Inagoodway!-Nickdatesmodels?Mirandaconfrontedhim,anditdidn'ttakehimlongtofold.No,it'strue,it'strue,OK?-mobsessed.-Obsessedwithmodels.-Correct.-SoamIyourintellectualbeard