SuperPumped：TheBattleForUber《超蓬勃：优步之战（2022）》第一季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

超蓬勃：优步之战前情提要PreviouslyonSuperPumped.展示你的脆弱Showhimthatyou'revulnerable让他知道需要他的钱和保护andneedhismoneyandhisprotection.这会是我们的良机比尔我们怎么知道这个卡拉尼克Thiscouldbetheone,Bill.-HowdoweknowthisKalanick就是天选之子呢guyisthechosenone这个领域肯定会有黑♥马♥Somethingisgoingtopopinthisspace.我觉得你是我的新风投♥公♥♥司♥了Ithinkyou,remynewVC.所见略同That'swhatIthinktoo.你会败得很惨Thiscangosohardforyou.深陷罚款诉讼的泥潭甚至身陷囹圄Buriedinfines,lawsuits,jail.是那些司机It'sthefuckingdrivers他们叛逃了They'redefecting.去找格利Gurley.Gotohim.再让他开张支票Askhimforanothercheck救我们于水火torideusoutthroughthisfight你在想我会不会现在杀了你You'rewonderingwhetherthisisthemoment或者把你的公♥司♥贱卖♥♥掉Ishootyouorsellyourcompanyforparts.你会投更多的钱吗-要么做大要么死掉You'regonnacomeinformore-Growordie.全权限访问卡Afullaccesscard.你可以随意出入优步YoucomeandgoatUberCabasyouplease.今晚来到这里跟这家公♥司♥共命运Iamlegitsuperpumpedtobeheretonight真是太让我热血沸腾randtobepartofthiscompany.你确定有好好照顾自己吗不光是照顾他Areyousurethatyou'retakingcareofyouandnotjusthim这不是我们的死亡证明Thisisnotourdeathwarrant.这怡怡是一个信♥号&heaits;♥Andit,sasignthatwearescaring说明我们吓坏了出租车服务业thetaxiandliveryindustry和运输部门andthetransportationagency整个行业现状糟透了andthestatusquoshitless.咱们继续下去1.et'sfuckinggo!乘车自♥由♥乘车自♥由♥1.etusride!Letusride!城市被我们拿下了Thecityhasbeentaken!超蓬勃：优步之战第一季第2集波特兰我们有麻烦了Portland,Wehaveaproblem.你车开得很好Gooddriving.谢谢你Thankyou.旧是你知道吗朋友Butyouknowwhat,myfriend你知道你现在在做什么吗Rightnow,youknowwhatyou'redoing你就像犹大圣徒乐队歌♥里唱的一样You'relivingaJudasPriestsong.你知道犹大圣徒乐队吧YouknowJudasPriest践踏法律践踏法律BreakingthelawBreakingthelaw听过这首歌♥吗Youknowthatsong我没超速啊mdrivingunderthespeedlimit.不不是驾驶速度的问题Nah,it'snotaboutthespeedlimit是驾驶本身It'sthedrivingpart.优步违反了UberisinViolation-优步明目张胆地违反了一系列Uberisinblatantviolationofthemanyseverallaws,rules波特兰市乘客运输regsregardingthetransportationofpassengers法律法规inthecityofPortland.没错先生That'sright,Hasenpfeffer我是波特兰交通运输署的mwithPBOT.不用回头看证件了Don'tturntolookatthebadge太不安全'causethat'sunsafe.先把车停在这Sopulloverrightoverhere.我也只想养家糊口而已mjusttryingtofeedmyfamily违反公共安全Publicsafety.未搭载有效保险1.ackofproperinsurance.未获得所需的许可证Failuretoobtainrequiredpermits.另外我们要扣押你的车Andwe'regonnaimpoundyourcar.我付不起我没这么多钱can'tpaythese.Idon,thavethemoney这就是你们的问题rWell,that'sayouproblem你本人Youasinyou.和优步的问题AndUasinUber.去找他们谈吧Takeitupwiththem.这钓鱼执法真简单Thatwaseasy!一切是那么令人沮丧AllinsideIt'ssofrustrating我在城市间漂泊无助AsIdriftFromtowntotown感觉根本没人在平FeelasthoughNobodycares我的死活IfIliveordie所以我何不索性SoImightaswellBegintoput用生活孤注一掷呢Someactioninmylife践踏法律践踏法律BreakingthelawBreakingthelaw践踏法律践踏法律BreakingthelawBreakingthelaw践踏法律践踏法律BreakingthelawBreakingthelaw践踏法律Breakingthelaw践踏法律践踏法律BreakingthelawBreakingthelaw践踏法律践踏法律BreakingthelawBreakingthelaw践踏法律Breakingthelaw违法违法BreakingthelawBreakingthelaw践踏法律践踏法律BreakingthelawBreakingthelaw践踏法律践踏法律BreakingthelawBreakingthelaw埃里克易格兰和波特兰运输署ErichEnglandandPBOTarethrowing对我们火力全开everythingtheyhaveatus.我们被打得狼狈不堪We'regettingrolled.司机们军心动摇Thedriversarepanicking.他们要离我们而去了我们要失去波特兰了1mean,we,relosingthem.We'relosingPortland.得想个应对之策立刻马上老大Weneedaplan.Weneedaplannow,chief支付罚款吧不计代价Paythefines,allrightNomatterhowbig.你必须要保住司机队伍Youmakethedriverswhole.把他们团结在一起我做了Yourallythem.-Yeah,Iam,但他们不听-你要让他们听话andthey'renotlistening.-Youmakethemlisten.没有司机就没有这个公♥司♥Withoutdrivers,wedon'thaveacompany他们根本不在乎这个公♥司♥Well,theydon'tgiveashitaboutthecompany.他们的车被扣了对他们来说就是整个世界They'relosingtheircars.It,stheirwholeworld.我也没法把他们的车找回来Andthere'snothingIcantellthemtoundothat或者让他们感觉好一点ormake'emfeelbetteraboutit.不如果有谁能做到那一定是你No,youaretheexactpersonwhocan,okay你是我见过最有说服力的人You'rethemostconvincingpersonIknow.你必须稳住他们Get'emtoholdtheline,好给我时间运作whileImakesure确保此类事件不会再发生thisneverhappensagain.好你去吧Godoit.我也一起努力lldothesame.派我过去吧比尔Letmegooverthere,Bill,我可以教他一些offerupsomeofthatexpertise创始人必备的专业知识we'realwaystalkinguptoourfounders.不如果每次打雷家长都No.Youdon'tteachakidtosleepthroughthenight冲进孩子房♥间哄他睡觉byrunningintohisroomeverytimethere,sathunderclap那他永远学不会自己睡觉tomakehimstopcrying.那孩子可不能睡在你的钱做的床垫上Well,thekidisn,tsleepingonamattressmadeofyourmoney我对外人说我引入年轻合伙人Youknow,Itellfolks,Ibringinmyyoungpartners是为了保持颗诚实的心tokeepmehonest.但我必须要告诉你俩别忘了谁是老板ButI'lltellyoufellas,pickyourspots.你至少自己去检查下那家伙Atleastgooveryourselfgetalookattheguy评估卜他是否处于平衡状态seeifyouthinkthathe'sinabalancedplace.要想在整个板块圈钱就不能追求Nobodywhowillsanentiresectorintobeing平衡状态isinabalancedplace绝对不行Ever.但现在整个板块都处于危险之中Thatwholesectorisatriskrightnow,卡拉尼克可能会让它雪上加霜andKalanickcouldwellmakeitworse.比尔你就这么信得过这个孩子吗Bill,youbelieveinthiskidsomuch你都不想亲自去看看youdon'tevenwanttocheckin“信得过”言过其实Believe"isanaptchoiceofwords我以前Youknow,Iusedto,uh-会把创始人分成两组Iusedtosplitfoundersintotwogroups.严格说来也不全对Well,that,snotstrictlytrue.首先我那时年龄比你们还小First,whenIwasyoungerthanyou,我以为他们都是上帝耶稣IusedtothinktheywereallJesusChrist因为他们becausethey-他们从赤受到过追随者的质疑well,theirfollowersneverquestionedthem.他们创造了肉眼可见的奇迹Theydidactual,provablemiracles.可后来我意识到这其中只有一半人AndthenIbegantoseethathalfofthemwereindeed站在天使那边onthesideoftheangels,and.而一半则是大卫科雷什的翻版halfofthemweresomeversionofDavidKoresh.大卫考雷什邪教领袖大卫教教派的领袖认为自己是其最终先知那现在呢多少人是天使多少人是科雷什Well,howdoyouseethesplitnow他们都是科雷什Oh,they'reallKoresh.关键在于适时逃离邪教在他们Thetrickistofleethecultandgetoutofthecompound把自己烧成灰烟之前弃船逃跑thesecondbeforetheyburnittotheground.那群波特兰混球们这是系统性勒索ThosePortlandfucks.It,ssystemicextortion.对他们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