SuperPumped：TheBattleForUber《超蓬勃：优步之战（2022）》第一季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

超蓬勃：优步之战前情提要PreviouslyonSuperPumped年轻创始人是抢手货Youngfoundersareahotcommodity.你现在应该是什么样的女人都能随叫随到了Youmustbasicallyhavewomenondemandnowtoo.对那些叫卖♥♥胸妹Yeah,wecallthatBoober.奥利维亚朗格休刚刚发表了OliviaLungociujustpublished我们完整的数据访问权限ourentirelistofdataaccesspermissions.所有人都会知道我们访问Everyonewillknowthatweaccess用户信息摄像头联♥系♥人定位信息users'messages,cameras,contacts,GPS,哪怕是在应用被关闭之后evenaftertheapp'sbeenclosed.奥利维亚朗格休OliviaLungociu.尽快把她的信息挖出来Openherupquickandquiet.她需要被尽快处理掉Sheneedstobefuckingneutralized.我今晚要留在市里mgoingtostayinthecitytonight.你不能回家吗Can'tyoucomehome我得起早开工vegottagetanearlystart.如果我见不到你赚多少钱都没用ThemoneyisworthlessifIneverseeyou.如果我付不起电费Qualitytimeinthedarkisn'tsogreat在黑暗里的二人时光就不怎么美妙了whenIcan'tpaytheelectricitybill.谢谢你所做的一切兄弟Thanksforallyoudo,brother.谷歌♥要创办自动驾驶汽车的IsGooglestartingaself-driving专车服务ride-hailingservice切皆有可能Anythingispossible.那是拉文道斯基我想要把他挖过来That'sLevandowski.Iwanttopoachhim.我刚刚给谷歌♥发了辞职信IjustsentGooglemyresignationletter.不如来见见我们最新的董事会成员Whydon'tyoumeetournewestboardmember.我为优步改变世界的潜力IamthrilledbyUber'spotential感到激动tomaketheworldabetterplace.苹果拒绝r更新Applejustrejectedtheupdate.你的应用违反了一堆应用商店的规则YourbuildbreaksdozensofAppStorerules.简直人神共愤It'sanabomination.改掉Changeit.任何从库珀蒂诺杳看优步AnyonelookingatUber'sapp的人fromCupertino都看不到违规代码won'tbeabletoseetheprivacy-violatingcode.动手吧Doit.蒂姆你绝对想不到Tim,you'renotgonnabelieve优步使了什么幺蛾子theshitUber'stryingtopull.超蓬勃：优步之战第一季第5集嘿-天呐Hey.Oh,Jesus.他们过去有没有快乐的曲子Didtheyeverplayanyhappysongsbackintheday,还是说都是哀歌♥oraretheyalljustlikefuneraldirges好吧他们当时人死得不少Okay,theyhadalotofpeopledyingonthembackthen.年轻的人死得不少但是他们总还会演奏Youngtoo.-Buttheyalsoplayed,like,气宇轩昂的曲子给国王imperialshit,righlikeforkings你能给我演奏点那样的吗Canyouplaymesomethinglikethat看来有人工作很开心吗Guesssomeonehadagooddayatwork.没错我过得很开心1did.1hadagreatfuckingday.那就好不如你把Good.Whydon'tyougoshower身上的酒气和薄荷油的味道洗一洗thatJohnnieWalkerandpatchoulioffofyou然后我们可以没时间宝贝Andthenwecan.-Notime,babe.忙着改变世界一次一辆无人驾驶车Toobusychangingtheworld.Onedriverlesscaratatime.那真厉害特拉维斯我也有好消息That'samazing,Trav.Hey,Ihavesomegoodnewstoo.真的吗那我们也要给你庆祝ReallySowe'regoingtocelebrateyoutoo.你知道游戏机遥控器放哪去了吗ButdoyouknowwheretheWiiremoteis因为我现在感觉得到状态正佳CauseIcanfeelitrightnow.Iamenfuego.在电视底下的柜子里It,sinthecabinetundertheTV.对了Oh,yeah.不管怎久说所以你知道和我Anyway,so,you-youknowthatschool合作的那家学校thatvebeenworkingwith他们They-对埃迪库伊Yeah.EddyCue!我刚刚说到你呢Iwaslegitjusttalkingaboutyou,man.怎么样What,sgoingon我们有问题了Wehavearealproblem.我的意思是你有问题存亡的问题Youdo,Imean.Uberdoes.Anexistentialcrisis.说说怎么回事Define"existential."蒂姆要介入决定你的存亡Tim'ssittingintodecideifyouexist.库珀蒂诺明天到Cupertino,tomorrow.他们不可能知道Theycan'tknow.他们明显知道了Theyobviouslyknow我们还在运行被拒的代码we'restillrunningtherejectedcode,不然的话给我打电♥话&hearts僦是要请我去他们在波西米亚俱乐部的orelsethecallIgotwould'vebeeninvitingmetotheircamp营地了attheBohemianClub,不是和蒂姆库克重演nottoreenactTheLivesofOthers窃听风暴了withTimCookaskingthequestions.那就这样了苹果要把我们禁了Isthisit,manIsApplebanningus他们只是想要吓唬我们或者吓唬我Oh,they'rejusttryingtoscareus,orscareme.这可能会被视作我们在欺骗Itcouldbeseenlikewe,redeceiving世界上势力最大的科技公♥司♥TKthemostpowerfultechcompanyintheworld,TK-我们不知道苹果究竟知道了什么AndwehavenoideahowmuchAppleactuallyknows.他们的发现可能暴露'天堂“灰球”Theirfindcouldexposeheaven,hell,Greyball.我们整个监控架构Ourwholesurveillanceoperation.一我们不这么叫好吧Wedon'tcallitthat.-Okay,这些都不是违法的noneofthosethingsareactuallyillegal.苹果珍视的软件规则不是法律Apple'spreciousAppStorerulesarenotthefuckinglaw.大多数用户已经怀疑我们Mostusersaredubiousofthedatawemine从他们手♥机♥里挖数据了fromtheirphonesalready.如果发现公然的隐私侵犯Discoveringblatantprivacyinfringement用户会抛弃软件和公♥司♥的coulddriveusersofftheappandthecompany.我们必须和革果搞好关系WehavetomakethisrightwithApple.谢谢你史波克先生现在我能做些什么Thankyou,Mr.Spock.NowwhatdoIdo有什么角度可以用我要怎么脱身What'smyangleHowdoIactuallygetoutofthis你脱不了身Youdon't.把谎话抛开1.eavethebullshitonthefarm.去库珀蒂诺GotoCupertino.证实他们已经知道的Confirmonlywhattheyknow.不要多说也不要少说跟他们说对不起Nothingmore,nothingless.Andthensayyou'resorry.我不道歉mnotsorry.我不想要被蒂姆牵着鼻子走AndIdon'twanttoletTimwrestlemetotheground.Tk到了火上浇油的地步TK,youknowwhenitcomestothrowinggasonafire,我既是火又是油mboththegasandthefire,right因为这样我才爱你-但是这一回WhyIloveyou,bro.-Butthistime,我得准备水和灭火器Igotsomewaterandafireextinguisher因为大局来看对不起不花钱becausebigpic:sayingsorrycostsnothing.你马上要成名You'reontracktobecome21世世纪最重要的themostsignificantcommander初创公♥司♥的ofthemostsignificantstartup领航员ofthe21stcentury.货真价实的传奇地位1.egitlegendstatus.如果我们不被淘汰IfWedon,tgetflushed.这是罕有的Thiscouldbethatraretime真♥相♥让你自♥由♥的时刻wherethetruthactuallysetsyoufree.顾虑就是如果你不给他们想要的Theconcernis,ifyoudon'tgivethemwhattheywant,也就是埃米尔所说真♥相♥whichis,asEmilsaid,thetruth,他们会那你杀鸡儆猴封禁应用封♥杀♥优步theywillmakeanexampleofyouandbantheapp,endingUber.要知道这一点Butknowthis:如果他们不喜欢真♥相♥他们还是会封♥杀♥我们Iftheydon'tlikethattruth,theymaybanusanyway.所以我说真话我输SoItellthetruth,Ilose,说假话还是输butIlie,Ialsolose其中一个会是更好的选项Oneofthosewillbethebetteroption.选择那一个Choosethatone,不然库珀蒂诺就会成为你的滑铁卢orelseCupertinowillbecomeyourWaterloo.我懂你我敬你Well,Ihearyou.Iregardyou.但是这不是滑铁卢好吗ButthisisnothinglikeWaterloo,okay拿破仑是一位出色的将军不是我诋毁那个小个子Napoleonwasagreatgeneral.mnotknockingthelittleman.但是他给法国带来的财富ButhewasnotmakingFrancethekindofcoin和我给苹果赚的钱没法比thatIammakingforApple,所以举果绝对不会把优步移出应用商店whichiswhyApplewillneverremoveUberfromtheappstore.我想我们得把优步移出应用商店1thinkwehavetoremoveUberfromtheAppStore.与蒂姆库克会面苹果总部库珀帝诺加州在我苹果任职的这些年里InallmyyearsatApple,我从来没见过对举果政策如此公然的无视veneverseensuchablatantdisregardforApplepolicy.你跟我们的合规工程师所作的幼稚轻蔑Yourjuvenile,contemptuousgameofhide-and-seek的躲猫猫游戏简直是侮辱withourcomplianceengineersisaninsult.如果侮辱让情绪决定我们的行动Ifinsultsdeterminedouractions,我们就会把你的应用扔给狮子了we'dbetossingappstothelionsliketheemperors.这对我不是私人恩怨但是很明显Thisisn'tpersonaltome,butitisclear,Travis.你的行动还有你的公♥司♥的行为Youractions,andthoseofyourcompany,让我们得出一个结论haveledustooneconclusion:优步必须下架Ubermustgo.你还有什么要说的吗Anythingyou'dliketosay在你开口之前知道这一点Beforeyoudo,knowthis:说谎我会认为你在针对我1.ying,thatIdotakepersonally.瞧瞧看Oh,lookatthat.我们的主人公巴不得能找到Ourmainmotherfuckerwouldlovetofindalie他能够说得通的谎言thathecouldfloat.优步理应被从应用商店移出UberdeservestoberemovedfromtheAppStore.优步Uber.不我欺骗了你No,Ideceivedyou.这个行为公然且过分Itwasblatantandegregious.但是出于无奈ButIwasdesperate.这个审判结束得真快Well,thistribunalcancloseupfast.不我的意思是我这么做是有原因的No,msayingthatthere'sareasonIdidwhatIdid.在你结束优步之前BeforeyouenditallforUber.听我说完justhearmeout.我觉得这是你亏欠我的Ithinkyouowemethat.我们不欠你任何东西Weoweyounothing.即便如此爱德华多Thatmaywellbetrue,Eduardo,但是特拉维斯来了我们也在这butTravisishere,andsoarewe.就让他说说1.et'sletthemantalk.谢谢你蒂姆Thankyou,Tim.不Oh,no.他说得对特拉维斯He'sright,Travis.我们关停你们的速度应该比Imean,weshouldshutyoudown在丘吉尔马场赛跑的fasterthantheSecretariatdid冠军马还要快thefieldatChurchillDowns.他们说比赛在前200米就结束了Theysaythatracewasoverinthefirstfurlong.好吧我在最后一程都能翻盘埃迪Yeah,well,Irunmotherfuckersdowninthenalstretch,Eddy.别把口舌浪费在斗嘴上Hey,tryandriseabovetheday-to-day,uh,chestiness.告诉我们你为什么觉得Hey,andjusttelluswhyonearthyouthoughtitwasokay公然违反协议能行得通toblatantlyviolateouragreement.我来这是因为中国mheretodaybecauseofChina.天呐Oh,God从旧金山起步FromhumblebeginningsinSanFrancisco.优步以创纪录的时间扩展到了全世界.Ubertookovertheworldinrecordtime.旧金山墨西哥我喜欢Uh-huh,uh-huh,Ilikeit就是这样我喜欢That'stheway,Uh-huh,uh-huh,Ilikeit但是还剩F一块土地Buttherewasstillonelandleft尚未被优步国度吞并tobeannexedintoUberNation.中华人♥民♥共和国ThePeople'sRepublicofChina.中国企业一个有着十四亿人口的国度Alandof1.4billionpeople,97%的国民拥有智能手♥机♥97%ofwhomownasmartphone.如果我们拿下中国IfwecouldtakeChina,我们就能成为自苹果以来wewouldbethemostconsequentialtechstartup最举足轻重的科技初创公♥司♥sinceApple.但是我们有竞争对手Butwehadcompetition.当时中国已经有了两家专车公♥司♥TherewerealreadytwobigChineseridesharecompanies:嘀嘀打车和快的打车DidiDacheandKuaidiDache.正在互相厮杀Theywereatwar.这就是我进入中国的突破口ThatwasmyopeningtoconquerChina.我们势头正劲Andwewerewinning.就拿成都来说TakeChengdu.纽约市一半的规模HalfthesizeofNewYorkCity,成都纽约成都但是不到九个月订单量就达到了纽约的479倍but479timesasmanyridesinlessthanninemonths.479倍叫车量但是我从来没和别人说过But,andvenevertoldanybodythis,就算董事会都没有notevenmyboard.一半的订单都是假的Halfofthoserideswerefake.每个蟆蚣代表了至少Eachcentipederepresents,atminimum,五十个补贴订单50fraudulentincentiverides.全市全国有几千个这样的Andtherearehundredsmoreineverycityalloverthecountry,每天都是alldayeveryday.成都每天有11,6000单Doing,what,116,000ridesadayinChengdu.平均每单97元Averagecostofaride,s97yuans,每单15美元乘以20个城市15bucksperridetimes20cities.我们每周要损失两千五百万Jesus,we'relosing25millionaweekonthisshit在中国的刷单上就因为革果tofraudinChinabecauseofApple.你说刷单问题是苹果的错YousayingyourfraudproblemwasApple'sfault我说我们给司机提供职业机会msayingwe'reprovidingcareeropportunitiestodrivers,给乘客提供优质服务asuperiorbrandtoriders.他们用Andtheypayusback复杂的骗局敲诈我们bycomingupwithelaboratescamstoripusoff.我们没办法阻止他们Andthere'snothingwecoulddotostopthem.直到最近Untilrecently,每部手♥机♥都有一个数字指纹everyphonehadtheequivalentofadigitalsignature.优步利用指纹来跟踪刷单者Ubercouldusethosesignaturestotrackthescammers.国际移♥动♥设备识Sil码但是在你们禁止了Butwhenyouguyskilled外部软件对签名的访问之后outsideaccesstothesignatures,优步就丧失了thenUberlosttheability识别欺诈账号♥的能力toidentifythefraudulentaccounts.在你们封闭权限的时候Whenyoublockedthataccess,你们就让我们看不见了youblindeduslikefuckingEquus.没错我们是得开几个眼洞And,yes,thenwehadtocutopensomeneweyeholes-用这种1984的方式来解释That'saprettyOrwellianwaytosaythatyoudecided你对我们的隐私政策的蔑视tofloutourprivacypolicylikeabunchof-我对萃果对隐私的承诺无比尊重IhavenothingbutrespectforApple'scommitmenttoprivacy.我I.理解苹果对于隐私的承诺understandApple'scommitmenttoprivacy.但是我要对优步负责ButmycommitmentistoUber.作为首席执行官有责任保护公♥司♥mduty-boundasCEOtoprotectmycompany.哪怕要和你作对Evenagainstyou.我的一个工程师想到新办法识别Oneofmyengineersfiguredoutanewway欺诈用户toidentifythefraudulentusers.这一新软件将用户短♥信♥Thenewsoftwareturnsuserdatain,like,textmessages,联♥系♥人相片等等用户数据contacts,photoalbums,etcetera,变成独特用户指纹intoauniquefingerprint.一旦手♥机♥生成该指纹Oncethephone'sbeenfingerprinted,优步就能追踪Ubercantrackit.该死太好了Oh,shit,yes!去你们的-做得好Fuckyouguys!Wegotyou!-Nice!去你们的Fuckyoufuckers!我在中国投入了十个亿向二十个亿进发IwasinforabilinChina,goingontwo.我要达成只有你们和马斯克做到的事情ButIwasabouttodowhatonlyMuskandyouguyshavedone.扎克伯格和布林还有贝佐斯没做到的事情WhatZuckerbergandBrinandBezoscouldn't.拿下中国GetChina.中国市场不按规则出牌Chinadoesn'tplaybythesamerules.这个选择权不在他们Wecan'tletthemmakethatchoice.我们已经成功了Andwehaveit.中国已经在我们控制之中We'vegotChinaundercontrol.你也看到我们给董事会的信了Yougotourlettertotheboard.两个城市九个月内的乘车数Twocitieshave400timesasmanyrides是纽约的400倍asNewYorkinninemonths.这可是前所未见It,sunprecedented.你的烧钱率也一样Soisyourburnrate.我们的烧钱率跟利润成正比Ourburniscommensuratewithgrowth.这封信董事会每个人都读rEveryoneontheboardgotthatsameletter.They're所有人都没意见好比说看家狗allfinewithit.KnowhowIknowlt,slikeguarddogs.狗觉察到了不对肯定会狂吠的Iftheysensesomething'swrong,theybark.但董事会一声没吭Butwehaven'theardapeepfromthem.你有听到他们说什么吗比尔Haveyouheardanythingfromanybody,Bill我们代表的是基准线风投We'reh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