TheSimpsons《辛普森一家》第三十五季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

辛普森一家第三十五季第十二集这是春田大奖赛的It'sthefinallap最后一圈oftheSpringfieldLittleGrandPrix,赛车们到达了猪油小子转弯andthekartsaretighterthanaroyalcorgi'scollar而竞争依然无比激烈astheyheadintoLardLadturn.泰诺儿童制药儿童速食午餐发生了碰撞场面非常残酷Wehavecontact!Thingsarelookingbloodygrim这位KFl儿童方程式赛车的新星丽莎辛普森fortherisingstarofKF-1,kidsformulaone,有麻烦了1.isaSimpson.辛普森要转出去了Simpsonspinsout!她冷静到令人胆寒1.ookatthaticycalm.很显然这位不到二十岁的新星Clearly,thispre-tweendynamo从未在任何汽车中hasneverfeltamodicumofunease感受过恐惧不安inanyautomobile.老爸Dad!两个月前要撞到隔面带了You'regonnahitthemedian.都在计划之内Allpartoftheplan.弹弓爱好者刊春田运输局巴仔足球训练走你Bart,soccerpractice.Go,go,go!进球啦Goal.!老爸求求你没必要这么赶Dad,please,youdon'thavetohurrylikethis.超我的车看我不超你Cutmeoff?Icutyouoffi他没超车啊他只是开车而已Hedidn'tcutyouOffhe'sjustdriving!希望你喜欢踩刹车的感觉Hopeyoulikebrakesbecausetoday接F来您就请好吧it'sall-you-can-eababy.老爸别Dad,stop.搞事brakechecking.Thim.准备好宝贝Speedbump,sweetie.马上起飞We'regonnagetalittleair.儿童心理治疗中心专治脑子不好真讨厌又来早了Ugh.Ihatewhenwe'reearly.辛普森先生和夫人正如你们所知Mr.andMrs.Simpson,asyouknow,丽莎一直有生活失控的感觉1.isahasbeenfeelingalackofcontrol,导致了她的焦虑感whichfeedshergeneralizedanxiety.我知道她越来越严重了Iknow,Iknow.It'sgettingworse.她眼皮一直跳Hertwitchjumpedeyes.以前是右眼皮现在左眼皮接下来是哪里Sheusedtobearighty.Wherewillitjumpnext?妈妈非得现在织吗Mom,doyouhavetodothatnow?我一担心就这样Iknitwhenmworried.马姬是我们家指定的操心大王Margeisourfamilydesignatedworrier,正好我就可以当酷爸爸了whichfreesmeuptobethecooldad.而且我还有了这件操心毛衣Plus,Igetsomeawesomeworryswag.这是那次巴仔把电池吃肚里时候马姬织的MargemadethiswhenBartswallowedanine-voltbattery那电池害得我还得用探测仪去找andIhadtotrackitwithastudfinder.好吧Well.这次让二位前来Iaskedyoubothheretoday是因为丽莎在上次治疗中becauseLisamadeasignificantbreakthrough取得了显著突破atherlastsession.那太好了Oh,that'swonderful.医生非常感谢Doctor,Ican,tthankyouenough.这口我放心了Thisissucharelief.丽莎不管是什么让你焦虑1.iSa,whateveritisthat,scausingyouranxiety,我们都会携手对抗wewillwalkthroughhelltofixit.其实辛普森先生是你开车导致的Well,Mr.Simpson,it'syourdriving.你刚刚跟我说了什么Whatdidyoujustsaytome?老爸说实话Well,dad,um,youknow,你开车的时候有一点太暴躁了Youcanbealittleaggressivebehindthewheel.我那是正常速度Idriveatthespeedoftraffic.至少先听医生把话说Youcanatleastlistentodoctor.兰尼觉得我开车很帅1.ennythinksIdrivecool.啥事都赖我Everythingisalwaysmyfault.就你会说是吧Well,twocanplayatthatgame.我还说你开车烂呢Isayyou'reaterribledriver.我可比你快多了mmuchfasterthanyou.医生是在是非常抱Doctor,msosorryabout.你好大的胆子Youhavesomenerve敢给我闺女灌输这种思想puttingthesethoughtsinmydaughter'shead.辛普森先生可不可以别开车了Mr.Simpson,canwepleasecontinuethisconversation坐下来谈谈whenyou'renotdriving?绕过去绕过去Goaround.Goaround.你刚翻车了吗Didyouflipover?现在不是审问我的时候mnottheoneontrialhere.你的审讯会在两周之后Yourtrial'sintwoweeks.嘿医生多谢你对拉尔夫的努力Hey,doc!GreatworkwithRalphie.咱家又可以拥有锡纸rWecankeepaluminumfoilinthehouseagain.我们稍后再说Uh,we'llpickthisuplater.医生我们能干什么Doctor,whatcanwedo?我有一个想法Well,Ihaveoneidea.认知行为中心曾是沃特斯丹教授电击疗法疗养院在这里我们实施沉浸式治疗Here,wepracticeimmersiontherapy.我们让病人暴露在他们的恐惧之下Weexposepatientstotheirphobias使得他们的习惯性反应随着时间慢慢减弱Sotheirhabituatedresponsecandecreaseovertime.怪物monsters.都是怪物讨厌Monstersall.Ow!他是害怕马桶坐垫上的细菌So,he'safraidofgermsontoiletseats.不是他是害怕烤肉店的鸡肉No,he,safraidofrotisseriechicken.丽莎如果我们可以用这种暴露疗法1.iSa,ifwecanusethisexposuretreatment让你在车里舒服Togetyoucomfortableincars,或许就能帮你克服其它焦虑Thatmighthelpyouovercomeyourotheranxieties.好吧让我♥干♥啥都行Okay,I'lldowhateverittakes.我必须警告你一点都不好玩Well,Imustwarnyou,itwon'tbefun.好玩乐园全家好玩中心你必须如此好玩才能进人通过驾驶卡丁车Bydrivingago-kart,你会感受到在你和机动车辆的关系中Youcanfeelameasureofcontrol你拥有一定程度的控制权Inyourrelationshipwithmotorvehicles.我不想开车1don'twanttodrive.让我重新吃药吧Justputmebackonthepills.不要等等不要吃药Nowait,nopills.吃药让我啥也感觉不到Theymakemefeelnothing.但我房♥间从来没那么整洁过Butmyroomhasneverbeencleaner.但我笑不出来ButIneverlaugh.但那里面有镇静成分Butthere'sacalminthat.但小草生长的声音太响了Butthesoundofthegrassgrowingisloud!丽莎一切都会好起来的1.isa!It,sgoingtobeallright.深呼吸然后给点油门Takeabreathandgiveitalittlegas.不要我不要做这个No!Iamnotdoingthis.我要放下我的脚Iamputtingmyfootdown.哎哟瞧见没Aah!See?我差点就把轮胎给杀了Icouldhavekilledatire.好吧我们试过了Well,wetried.我要走了Iamoutofhere.要把这家伙开回起始点Gonnagetthisbacktothestartingarea,然后and.哎哟还不错哦Oh.Thatwasn'tsobad.爽歪歪Zippy.我们可以试试其它方法Wecantryotherapproaches.他们一直都在开♥发♥新疗法They'remakingupnewtherapiesallthetime.我真的希望这个可以起作用Mm.Ireallyhopedthisonewouldwork.起作用嘲您It,sworking!我终F控制住了mfinallyincontrol.天哪医生你治好了她Oh!Doctor,youcuredher.我们不喜欢说“治好"Wedon'tliketousetheword"Cure."但我喜欢说“奇迹”Butmokaywith"Miracle.'1好玩乐园约翰冯施瓦茨瓦尔德三世JohannesvonSchwarzwalderiii切入转弯是如此干脆利落比他妈妈切下Cutsthatturnsharperthanhismother他的鸡蛋水芹三明治的面包边还漂亮Cutsthecrustoffhiseggandcresssandwiches.速度金鱼神奇宝贝冲帮宝适拉起来亮瞎眼披萨玩乐宫精彩他可能真的会切上一小时三十英里Hemighthit30milesanhour!一个小失误就意味着撒野的日子大难临头Onesmallslipupmeansaplaydatewithdisaster.奈波斯无人看管Unsupervised!儿童一级方程式惊雷卡丁车第五集超速女娃丽莎在主宰了本地赛区后Afterdominatinglocalraces,儿童卡丁车新闻网报道切斯特阿伯带丽莎辛普森将在儿童Fl1.isasimpsonwillmakeherdebutinkf-l-顶尖国际忤丁车巡回赛匕完成首秀Thetopinternationalgo-kartcircuit.有史以来第一次来自全球的赛车迷Forthefirsttime,racefansworldwide将得以见证willbeabletowitness丽莎在赛道上钢铁般的自信1.isa'ssteelyconfidenceonthetrack.我等不及出去赛跑了Ican'twaittogetoutthere.对我来说输赢不重要Forme,it'snotaboutwinningorlosing,关键在掌控it'saboutcontrol.我曾经满腹忧愁和焦虑Iusedtobethisbigbundleofworryandanxiety,但在赛道上世界飞速前进butonthetrack,theworldisgoingsofast,完全由我掌握yetIamincompletecommand.掌控的沉静感Thestillnessatthecenterofpower.这种感觉无处不在Ifeeliteverywhere.前几天我考试拿到了人生中第一个A-Theotherday,Igotmyfirsta-minusever没什么大不了的onatest,nobiggie.我能撕吗Uh-oh.AmIallowedtodothat?我会被扣更多分吗Will1losemorepoints?谁有胶带Doesanyonehavetape?丽莎很擅长1.isaisverygoodatherjob一固又一圈的开Ofdrivingaroundandaround.她坚定不移的行为不禁让人感叹Herunshakabledemeanorhaseveryoneasking这份无所畏惧从何而来wheredidthisfearlessphenomcomefrom?她是希腊航运巨头的继承人吗IsshethescionofaGreekshippingmagnate?还是荷兰航运巨头的继承人OrthescionofaDutchshippingmagnate?她究竟是哪个国家的Justwhatnationalityofmagnate巨头继承人isshethescionof?事实是她来自一个赛车届鲜为人知的小地方Thetruthisshe,sfromanobscureracingbackwater叫做希望我没有念错calledandIhopempronouncingthiscorrectly美国America.妈妈是位家庭主妇没有家族财富Hermotherisahousewifewithnofamilyfortune或有钱的亡夫orrichdeadhusband.她可悲的人生仅被Herpatheticexistencepepperedonly那点微弱的胜利所点缀withthemildestofvictories.找到啦Foundit.虚度了一生Alifesquandered.丽莎的爸爸秃头爱傻笑1.isa,sfather-abaldfsimpering,病态肥胖社会的负担morbidlyobesedrainonsociety-因危险驾驶被惩罚做hasbeensentencedtocommunityservice社区服务forarecklessdrivingconviction.这节目会把我拍好吗AmIgoingtolookokayinthisshow?不会1don'tseehow.尽管出身贫穷Anddespiteherdollar-storeupbringing,丽莎辛普森已经准备在今年秋季的1.isasimpsonstandspoisedforinternationalgloryKFl卡丁车赛季中迎接国际荣耀inthisfall,skf-1kartingseason,巧合的是这场比赛将在whichcoincidentallywilltakeplace她的家乡春田镇举♥行♥inherhometownOfspringfield.我们很开心能请到这些有钱儿童赛车手Wearehappytowelcomethesewealthychildracers以及他们性感火&hearts濒♥的妈妈们andtheirsmoking-hottrophymoms.真棒Oh,yes!欧洲赛车队已经来到了春田镇Europeanracingteamshavedescendeduponspringfield.奥什科什比古士童装奢侈品牌一如既往参赛队伍是Andasalways,thecrewtobeat来自意大利的杜谢车队isItaly'sTeamDooshe.有个颇具魅力的明星名叫保罗帕奥莱蒂TheircharismaticstarisPaoloPaoletti.运动服大亨菲拉芬迪帕奥莱蒂的儿子SonOftracksuitmogulFiIaFendiPaoletti.运动服口报他驾驶7号♥赛车名叫儿童强力泰诺Inthenumbersevenchildren'sstrengthtylenolkart.美国是个Americaissuch非常恶心的国家awonderfullydisgustingcountry.枪♥支♥还有呗弗利山庆Allthegunsandthebillhillies,还有一切关于芝加哥的电视剧AndallofthetelevisionshowsaboutChicago.火灾警♥察♥Thefire,thepolice,芝加哥做牛肉三明治的熊家餐馆themanbearwhomakesthebeefsandwich.保罗爱死r说完了Oh,Paololove.Boof.对坐飞机奔波于各地的阔佬们不友好的是Inasetbacktotheirjet-settinglifestyles,保罗和其他欧洲赛车手Paoloandtheothereuropeango-karters必须要上公立学校mustattendpublicschool接受失效的不敢露脸的官僚们的监视underthewatchfuleyeofbroken,facelessbureaucrats.我露脸了Ihaveaface.尽管这些孩子们非常富有Eventhoughthesekidsareimpossiblywealthy,我相信他们会轻松融入Ithinkthey'llfitrightin.他们不会你怎么知道Theydidn,t.-Howdoyouknow?还没开始上课Ithasn'thappenedyet.该来的总会来Butthenitdid.我要的是酸豆烧小牛肉Hey,Iaskedforvitelloaliacaper.这是什么Whatisthis?热狗肠热狗豆Beanieweenies.你为什么这么恨我的嘴Whydoyouhatemymouth?为什么Why?看看那个伤心的外国小孩lookatthatsadforeignkid.他需要一个普通美国人的帮助HejustneedsaregularAmericantoreachout然后被坑并占他的便宜Andtakeadvantageofhim.出了什么事Istheresomeproblemhere?这位魁梧的女士Thisrectanglelady想毒死保罗IstryingtopoisonPaolo.擦干眼泪匹诺曹Dryyoureyes,pinocchio.我就是这里解决一切问题的人mtheguythatcanmakeStuffhappenaroundhere.只需要你做点花费Ifjustmightcostyoualittle.要什么都可以Whateverittakes.我每种颜色给你一张Igiveyouoneofeachcolor.紫色蓝色绿色再来一张紫色Purple,blue,green,purpleagain.太美味了Delizioso.这里终于有人说话没有口音了Finally,somebodyaroundherewithnoaccent.巴托洛米仔你让保罗好开心Mwah.Bartolomeo,youmakePaolosohappy.你现在是杜谢车队一员了youareteamdooshenow.我要给你下钱雨mmakeitrainonyou.亲爱的孩子们gentlekids,启动你们的二冲程引擎Startyourtwo-strokeengines.真不敢相信Ican'tbelieveit,我女儿的第一场国际卡丁车赛Mygirl'sfirstinternationalgo-kartrace.你涂防晒霜没Didyouputonsunblock?我穿着防火赛车服minafireproofsuit.你♥爸♥爸来了Oh,yourfather'shere.他做完了社区服务He'sfinishedwithhiscommunityservice.他终可以看我比赛rHecanfinallywatchmerace.著名女赛车手哪怕把所有皮纳塔里的糖都给我Iwouldn'tmissseeingmylittleDanicaPatrick我也绝不会错过看咱家小丹妮卡帕特里克forallthejollyranchersinthepinata.孩子们从不检查腿部thekidsnevercheckthelegs.苗浩斯生日快乐亲爰的我知道他们开的很快Now,honey,Iknowthey'regoingfast,但我确定丽莎是安全的ButmsureLisa'ssafe.没什么好担心的There'snothingtoworryabout.我并没担心Oh,mnotworried.得了你肯定还是有点担心Comeon,yougottobealittleworried.没有我看了几十次丽莎比赛Nope.veseenLisaraceadozentimes.她非常棒而且非常快She'sreallygoodandshe'ssafe.可可你才是全家指定担心人But-butyou'rethefamily'sdesignatedworrier.如果你不担心那么就出现了担心的真空Ifyou'renotworried,thatmeansthere'saworryvacuum需要由我填补可填补真空也本是你的责任ThatIhavetofill,andvacuumingisalsoyourjob.我的天看她开的多快Oh,mygod,lookhowfastshe'sgoing.我一点也不担心mnotconcernedintheleast可我担心死了Andmeamconcernedinthemost.我需要解压线团Ineedthestressyarn.放松老侯她在领先Relax,Homie,she'swinning.就是说她开的比其他人都快Whichmeansshe,sgoingfasterthaneverybodyelse.我为什么在做针织WhatamIevenknitting?还是高尔夫球杆头套Oh,it'sgolfclubcovers.该到你的美梦惯例时间rTimeforyourbedtimesweetdreamroutine.这是你驱走恐惧的泰迪熊们Here,syournightterrorteddies,我还会设好夜灯驱逐鬼怪AndI'llsetthenight-lighttoboogeymanbanisher.爸爸我不需要这些Dad,Idon,tneedallthat.我再也不焦虑了1don'thaveanxietyanymore.这都要感谢你谢我吗AndIhaveyoutothankforit.-Me?对是你的危险驾驶Yes.Yourunhingeddriving让我直面恐惧并参加卡丁赛车Mademefacemyfearsandgetintogo-kartracing.这都多亏了你Thisisonyou.都是我的错全是我的错Allmyfault.Allonme.我就是丽莎马里奥It,sme,LisaMario.开始多亏我的爸爸Woo-hoo!Thankstomypapa,我全身心投入冒险m-ariskingmylife.而我是梦境版的苗浩斯AndmadreamversionofMilhouse.是我瓦里奥It,s-ame,Wario.我的糟糕家教将使你毁灭Mybadparentinghasleadtoyourdoom.伤害炸♥弹♥来吧Traumabomb!Wah!都是我瓦里奥全都是我的错It's-ame,Wario!It'sallmyfault!Wah!保罗你喜欢这个氛围吗So,Paolo,youlikingthisvibe?低音不够还是太多了Notenoughbass?Toomuchbass?想要减少低音需要花钱1.essbassisgonnacost.番茄酱瓶服务Ketchupbottleservice.你让这里和米兰一样YoumakeitjustlikeMilan,除了这里人都又胖又丑Excepthereeveryoneisfatandugly.巴托鲁奇仔我爱你Bartolucci,Iloveyou.给你钱Hereismoney.打扰一下意面先生Excuseme,SignorSpaghetti,门口来了个人There'ssomebodyatthedoor.他不在宾客名单上还自称是校长He'snotonthelistandheclaimstobetheprincipal.我就是校长Iamtheprincipa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