IntheKnow《木偶新知（2024）》第一季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
木偶新知罗克珊盖伊：美国作家文化评论家著有不良女性主义的告白希♥特♥勒♥迈克泰森：前重量级拳击职业拳击选手曾获世界最年轻重量级拳击冠军（肯定还有）（更多）（不知道的）（泰勒斯威夫特）彭尼维斯：IT中的反派一个散布恐怖情绪的小丑充气城♥堡♥的恐怖贝克德尔测试：一种评估作品中性别平等程度的测试其要求是：影片包括至少两个有名字的女性角色这些角色互相交谈且谈话的内容与男人无关有个人帮你看着点儿总是好的Neverhurtstohaveaspot.如果我是安全代表Ifmthesafetyrep,那你就是安全代表的安全代表thenIguessyou,rethesafetyrep,ssafetyrep.可不能让我们的领导摔倒撞到头呀Can'thaveourleaderfallingandbonkingherhead.得保护好这优雅的脑袋Weneedthatelegantbrainunbruised.卡尔Carl!呵呵精♥子&hearts银行不让我再继续捐精了Well,thespermbankwon'tletmedonateanymore.什么What?他们说我的精♥子♥太被动Theysaidmyspermare,toopassive."它们似乎会用文火煮卵但从不进去Apparently,theycoddletheeggwithoutanypenetration.我没明白Idon'tunderstand,我也不想明白butIdon,twantanexplanation.他们说我最勇敢的精♥了♥Theysaideventheboldestofmysperm也只能完成一系列的半进攻型鞠躬onlymanagedtodoaseriesof"semi-offensivebows."我不知道该怎么办了Ijustdon'tknowwhattodo.你还能献血呀Youcouldalwaysdonateblood.不我拒绝献出哪怕一滴的血Oh,no.Irefusetogiveevenonedrop除非他们接受艾滋病患者捐献的血液untiltheyacceptdonationsfrompeoplewithAIDS.很抱歉法比安但我和你解释过rmsosorry,Fabian,butasvetriedtoexplain,不能在办公室里点油灯you'renotallowedtohavealitoillampintheoffice.这是情感支持火焰It'sanemotionalsupportflame.是医坐的处方吗Isitprescribed?这你不能问Youcan'taskmethat.抱歉法比安但规矩就是规矩msorry,Fabian.Rulesarerules.你知道有条法律规定不能在电影院里喊“着火了”Youknowthatlawwhereyoucan'tyellfireinatheater?多亏了我That'sbecauseofme.劳伦开播了1.auren,you'reon.我的生活一切都好EverythingisOKwithmylife,我对今天这位嘉宾的到来感到无比兴奋andIcouldn'tbemoreexcitedfortoday,sguest,她见解深邃聪慧多才amulti-hyphenateofprofoundinsightandintellect.欢迎罗克珊盖伊来到新知RoxaneGay,welcometo"IntheKnow."谢谢你们邀请我Thankyouforhavingme.罗克珊在我们开始之前Roxaneuh,beforewestart.也没什么Nobiggie,但我正在处理一件很严重的私事butmcurrentlydealingwithadevastatingpersonalissue.但这件事不会以任何方式影响访谈的Butitshan'tinterferewiththeinterviewinanyway.好OK.感觉你是个很擅长Youaresomeonewhoseemstothrive讨论不舒服话题的人discussinguncomfortabletopics.你是怎么有勇气Howdoyoufindthecourage写出这样真实得残酷的内容的tobesobrutallyhonestinyourwriting?这个嘛我觉得不算是勇气吧Well,youknow,Idon'tknowthatit'scourage.我就是这么做了虽然时时刻刻都Ijustdoit,despitebeingabsolutelyterrified非常害怕但我会尽量往好处想atalltimes,andhopeforthebest罗克珊如果你觉得不舒服的话Roxane,ifit'sstressingyouout,我想告诉你我刚才提到的私事uh,pleasejustknowthatthepersonalsituation是个医学问题Ialludedtoisamedicalthing.但我们现在不聊这个Butwe'renotheretotalkaboutthat.罗克珊你认为Roxane,whatdoyouthink下一波女权主义的浪潮会是什么样子的thenextwaveoffeminismwilllooklike?作为同盟我相信BecauseIbelieve,asanally,下一波浪潮肯定要由顺直白男引领thatthenextwavemustbeledbywhitecishetmen.我们搞的烂摊了我们来收拾We'vemadethemess.Wecleanitup.弄坏了就得付钱-不Youbreakit,youboughtit-No.下一波女权主义的浪潮将由Thenextwaveoffeminismisgoingtobeled有色年轻人引领byyoungpeopleofcolor因为涉及平等与公平的议题时becausetheyhavethekeenestunderstanding他们对真正的利害关系ofwhat'strulyatstakewhenwetalk有着最敏锐的理解aboutequalityandequity.我认为黑人女性其实AndIthinkBlackwomenhaveactually-我勒个去Oh,JesusChrist.劳伦你想聊聊让你分心的事吗1.auren,doyouwanttotalkaboutwhat'sdistractingyou?我不我没事mnot-mfine.如果你需要聊聊有我在Well,ifyouneedtotalk,mhere.我是个很好的倾听者大家都这么说magreatlistener,mtold.你想我直接告诉你吗Doyouwantmetojusttellyouwhatitis?好啊Ido.其实我不太愿意Iactuallydon'tfeelcomfortable在节目上聊这个talkingaboutitonair.他集中不了注意力了Hecan'tfocus.这一段肯定很难剪Thisisgonnabetoughtoedit.如果能帮你减轻负担Ifithelpslightenyourload,我可以来当安全代表Icouldtakeoverassafetyrep.我不能给你添这个麻烦Oh,Icouldn'tputthatonyou.我很愿意这么做It'dbemypleasure.应急管理其实是我的一大爱好Emergencymanagementsactuallyapassionofmine.真的吗Really?想象能力与准备能力的碰撞It'simaginationmeetspreparation.我们经常在红迪网的子版块上说Weliketosayonoursubreddit,如果你能害怕那你就能做好准备ifyoucanfearit,youcanplanforit.当你拥抱脆弱Whenyouembracevulnerability选择将其视作资产andchoosetoseeitasanasset而非负债ratherthanaliability,这种力量是非常强大的thatcanbeincrediblypowerful今天早上我的精♥子♥被确诊为被动精&hearts/p♥Thismorning,Iwasdiagnosedwithhavingpassivesperm.对There.被动精♥子♥是什么WhatonEarthispassivesperm?可以把我的精♥子♥想象成参加Thinkofmyspermalmostlikeaseventh-gradeboy女生择伴舞会的七年级男生ataSadieHawkinsdance.我去Oh,boy.缩在角落里打飞机Huddlinginthecorner,pullinghispud,不敢接近女生frightenedofthegirls.太难过了Andit'sveryupsetting因为♥慰♥捐精是我回馈社会的方式becausemasturbatingwasmywayofgivingback.而现在诊所竟然拒绝了我的精♥子♥Butnowatclinics,they,veturnedmeaway.我就是觉得失去意义了AndIjustfeelareallossofvocation.我能理解你觉得失去了意义Well,Icouldseehowyouwouldfeelalossofvocation,毕竟你一直为了帮助他人whatwithallofthatgoodSamaritanmasturbation而自♥慰♥thatyou'vebeendoing.我就是不明白如果我的精♥子♥对卵子过敏Well,Ijustdon'tunderstandwhatmsupposedtodo我还能怎么办ifmyspermisliterallyallergictoeggs.你还是能自己自♥慰♥嘛Youcanstillmasturbateonyourown,你要知道你的士兵andyoucanknowthatyoursoldiershave已经尽全力去战斗了foughtashardastheycould.就像安提塔姆战役的士兵1.ikeAntietam.一模一样Exactlylikethat.罗克珊谢谢你Oh,Roxane,thankyou.我准备好放下了-好的很好mreadytomoveon.-OK,good.如果在末口般的狂风暴雪中Ifyouwerestuckinalibrary你被困在了图书馆里duringanapocalypticblizzard,为了取暖你会最先烧掉哪本书whatisthefirstbookyouwouldburnforwarmth?我的话我会先烧掉马尔科姆格拉德威尔的眨眼之间Forme,itwouldbeMalcolmGladwels"Blink"因为我就是觉得你懂的becauseIjustbelieve-And,youknow,我是站在中立客观的立场上说这话的Imeanthisinaneutralandobjectiveway这书纯粹在胡说八道It'spurehorseshit.季节性抑郁怎么就不是一个严重的安全问题了Howisseasonaldepressionnotaserioussafetyissue?对啊Totally.佛罗里达州完全没有人Idon'tknowanybodybackatFloridaState会抑郁that'sdepressed.很多人酒精中毒但没几个人会自杀1.otsofalcoholpoisoningbutveryfewsuicides.很明显芭布当安全代表太久了Barb'sclearlybeensafetyrepforfartoolong.被权力冲昏了头Thepower'sgonetoherhead.革命万岁Vivalarevolucin.你知道人们不知道该怎么看待我Youknow,peopledon'tknowhowtotakeme.他们经常把我看作一个男人Theyoftenperceivemeasaman,这还挺奇怪的我的胸部很美好吧whichiswei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hesethings.天卡尔Whoa,Carl.很让人不适啊That'ssomedarkshit.你就像彭尼维斯一样You'relikePennywise,dude.她只是给我的事实配上了可怕的音乐而已Thatwasjustfactsaboutmesettoscarymusic.是但她说的没错Yeah,butshe,sright.你确实挺常去洗手间的Youdogotothebathroomsometimes.这.这椅子很好It-it-it,snice.但不好意思我真的该回去了Idon'tknow.I-Ireallyshouldgetback.你有什么感觉Whatareyoufeeling?我在想劳伦会怎么想mtryingtothinkwhatLaurenwouldwant.该死Mierda.不要想这个叫劳伦的家伙DonotthinkaboutthisLauren.你不是她的附庸Shedoesnotownyou.问问自己Askyourself,芭布想要什么whatdoesBarbwant?我高中最喜欢的老师Myfavoriteteacherinhighschool既是一个教育家又是精神导师wasparteducator,partspiritualadvisor,还是个业余按♥摩♥师但他最后被捕了andpartamateurmasseuse,andhewaseventuallyarrested.你认为拳击手与教练之间的Whatdoyouthinkistheidealrelationship理想的关系是什么样betweenaboxerandtheirtrainer?所有请导师或教练的人Anyonethathasamentororatrainer,他们的工作就是让他开心theirjobistomakehimhappy.他让你开心还是让你让他开心Forhimtomakeyouhappyorforyoutomakehimhappy?不是我让我的教练开心No,formetomakewhoevermymentorishappy.如果他说我想再来一个重量级冠军Ifhesays,"Iwantanotherheavyweightchamp-我太想再体会一次了那我就会为他成为重量级冠军Ican'twaittogetanother"mthatheavyweightchamp.真有趣我参加了犹太社区中心It'sfunny-Iparticipate提供的老年自卫课inanelderlyself-defenseclassattheJCC,我有个指导师穆丽尔andIhaveasensei,Muriel.她是一位85岁的税务律师Andshe'san85-year-oldtaxattorney.有一次她把我锁在垫子E把我都弄哭了AndsheonceheldmedownonthematuntilIwept.我要比他们年轻30岁以上Andmtheyoungeststudentby30years,但我也在课上学到了一些buttherearesomedefensetactics防御技巧而且即便是你泰森thatvelearnedinthatclassthatevenyou,Michael,也无法将我压制wouldnotbeabletooverpower.我相信会有这种防御技巧msuretherearesome,但你做不到butyouwon'tbetheonetodoit迈克尔我告诉你Michael,mtellingyou.我会像一只小寄居蟹那样紧紧地蜷缩起来Icoiluplikealittlehermitcrabsotightly就连你也撬不开thatevenyouwouldnotbeabletoprymeloose.你可以把我踢出走廊Andyoucouldpuntmecleardownahallway,因为我也被人那样踢过我永远不会放弃asIhavebeenpunted,andIwouldneverletgo.我不信Idon'tbelievethat.大家都对你来硬的Everybody'susingforceagainstyou.但我会挠你痒痒Iwouldtickleyou.哦天啊你说得对Oh,mygoodnessgracious,you'reright.我对于挠痒痒亳无招架之力mhelplessinthefaceofaticklemonster.我是至高无上的神Ireignsupreme.当他们被找到时Bythetimetheywerefound,就连牙科记录也无法辨别他们notevendentalrecordscouldidentifythem.1977年斯波坎1977,Spokane.一家保险公♥司♥举办的假日晚会Aninsurancecompanyenjoysaholidayparty-蛋奶酒神秘的圣诞老人Eggnog,secretiveSantas.但这些狂欢人群都没察觉到Whattheserevelersdon'tknowis,there'ssimultaneously复印室燃起了电气火灾anelectricalfireinthecopyroom还有一个前同事拿着电锯的andadisgruntledformercoworkerwithachainsaw正朝楼上走来comingupthestairs.一个经典的完美风暴情境Aclassicperfectstormscenario.太他妈疯狂了That'sfuckingcrazy.只要你计划好就不会Notifyou'veplannedforit.这些都是偶发事件Thosearestatisticalanomalies.你知道我们每天要面对的Doyouknowtheveryrealdanger真正的危险是什么吗wefaceeverysingleday?强制接种疫苗Mandatoryvaccinations.被大妈粉揩油吗不MILFattacks?-No.神经心理创伤Neuropsychictrauma.听起来很糟糕Thatsoundsbad.规则我都订好了Thesearetherules.这些规则会保护我们的Theruleswillprotectus.不准用荧光灯"Nofluorescentlighting."嗯听起来挺酷的Hmm,thatsoundsprettychill.电子邮件标题不能全大写Noemailsubjectlinesinallcaps,不讨论没通过贝克德尔测试的电影nomentionoffilmsthatfailtheBechdelTest,不能吃味重的午餐nolunchesyoucansmell或臭到造成创伤的东西orothertraumaticstinkattacks.你盖住了我们的职业安全与健康管理准则YoucoveredourOSHA-mandatedfireplan.职业安全与健康管理准则可以去死了OSHAisn'tinchargehereanymore.太好了朋克最牛逼Oh,hellyeah!Punkrock!CBGB夜♥总♥会♥兄弟CBGB,s,man.如果让你回忆年轻时的迈克尔泰森时WhenyouthinkbackonyoungMichaelTyson,你心中会不会对doyoufeelatendernessoraprotectiveness内心那个充满挣扎的小男孩forthelittleboywhowasputtingup燃起一丝丝温情或保护呢withsomuchdifficulty?他不需要被保护Hecannotbeprotected.他要想成功在生活中成功Hehastogothroughtheringoffire必须要跳过那个火圈inordertosucceed-Tosuccee
