3BodyProblem《三体（2024）》第一季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

威廉准将说你在这里CommodoreWilliamsaiddfindyouhere.有问题吗长官？Isthereaproblem,sir?这是你第一次带兵吗？Isthisyourfirstcommand?能问问是有什么事吗？MayIaskwhatthisisabout?我换个说法这就是你第一次带兵Oh,letmerephrase.Thisisyourfirstcommand.皇家海军学院班上的第一名TopmaninyourclassattheRoyalNavalCollege,过去十年的第一名topmanofthelasttenyears.卡农上将说你是学院里最亮眼的明星AccordingtoAdmiralCannon,you'rethebelleoftheball.长官如果你在为军情五处挖人Sir,ifyou'reheadhuntingforMI5.我不为军情五处工作所以你觉得如何？Idon'tworkforMI5.So,whatdoyouthink?觉得什么如何长官？-那个WhatdoIthinkaboutwhat,sir?-That.水上最快的驱逐舰海毒蛇防空系统一流的雷达系统Fastestdestroyeronthewater,SeaViperairdefense,best-in-classradarsystem.我不是要新闻稿我在问你的想法mnotaskingforthepressrelease.maskingwhatyouthink.我想你不是我的上级军官长官Ithinkyou'renotmysuperiorofficer,sir.我想我不必问答你的问题长官IthinkIdon'thavetoansweryourquestions,sir.问问你自己我为什么要大老远跑来加文找你AskyourselfwhydcomeallthewaytofuckingGovantofindyou.你可能不会认识比我还忙的人WhywouldI,andmthebusiestmanyouevermet,但我为什么要花数小时跟你的指挥官、学院导师spendhourstalkingtoyourcommandingofficers,yourcollegeinstructors,还有你遇过的所有跟海军能扯上关系的人谈话？andeveryotherboatcuntyoumetalongtheway?我受宠若惊长官mflattered,sir.但我不会跟陌生人讨论高度敏感的海军行动ButIdon'tdiscusshighlysensitivenavaloperationswithstrangers.你可以要求看我的证件Well,youcouldasktoseemyID.这样你就知道我是谁我在哪里工作了That,dtellyouwhoIamandwhereIwork.但如果你要求看我的证件ButifyouasktoseemyID,我就会知道你和我见过的所有海军高层一样是个怂包llknowyou'reasacklesswonderlikeeveryothertopNavymanIevermet.能看看你的证件吗长官？MayIseeyourID,sir?维德先生这艘船是为了应对20世纪的冲突而设计的Thisshipwasdesignedfor20thcenturyconflict,Mr.Wade.用于与非国家行为体的不对称接触成本会很高It'stooexpensiveforasymmetricencounterswithnon-stateactors.它太容易受到廉价武器的攻击It'stoovulnerabletocheapmunitions,而且它每小时消耗4000升柴油anditburns4,000litersofdieselanhour.如果你给我拨十亿英镑的海军防御款Ifyougavemeabillionpoundsfornavaldefense,我会用来买♥♥几千架无人机而不是用在那项任务上dspenditonafewthousandaerialdronesinsteadofthat.你为什么加入海军？WhydidyoujointheNavy?保卫祖国Todefendmycountry.我需要你做的事要重要得多WhatIneedyouforisfarmoreimportant.三体你说他们要400年之后才到Yousaidtheyweren'tcomingforover400years.你怎么知道他们是友善的？Sohowdoyouknowthey'regonnabenice?友善？Nice?通常拥有更先进科技的人Usually,whenpeoplewithmoreadvancedtechnology遇到科技更落后的人时encounterpeoplewithmoreprimitivetechnology,科技更落后的人不会有好下场doesn'tworkoutwellfortheprimitives.你是好警♥察♥吗？You'rethegoodcop?要看你问谁了Dependswhoyouask.坏警♥察♥呢?Where,sthebadcop?在监视Watching.所以1977年8月15日外星人打了通电♥话♥回来So,15thofAugust1977,E.T.phonedhome.你收到了外星人的回复？Yougotareplyfromthealiens?对Yes.来自收到了我信息的三体人听众FromtheSan-Tilistenerwhoreceivedmymessage.三体人他它告诉你TheSan-Tthe.ittoldyou,“别这么做这会害了你的人♥民♥“但你还是做了"Don'tdothis.Thiswillbebadforyourpeople."Butyoudiditanyway.没错-为什么？Idid.-Why?因为我们的文明已经无力解决自己的问题了Becauseourcivilizationisnolongercapableofsolvingitsownproblems.至少有十个便衣警♥察♥守着我们They'vegotatleasttenundercovercopsguardingus.十个不够That'snotenough.你觉得他们还在追我们？Youthinkthey'restillafterus?是我带警♥察♥找到了他们所以Iledthecopsrighttothem.So.没错yeah.你真的要吃那么多药吗？Areyousureyouwannabetakingallthose?可以治疗焦虑-我知道They'reforanxiety.-1know.我现在很焦虑-我知道Ihaveanxiety.-1know.因为有人想杀我们也许外星人想杀我们Peoplearetryingtokillus.Andmaybealiensare.我知道但你不能把药当糖吃啊Iknow,butmsurethey'renotmeanttobepoppedlikecandy.小奥我爱你Auggie,Iloveyou,但你能不能滚一边去？butcanyoufuckoff?现在我想起来我们后来为什么没住在一起了NowIrememberwhywestoppedlivingtogether.姨♥子♥让我吃药和屎一般的什锦麦片就行Justletmehavemypillsandmyshittymuesli,bitch.为什么拉吉不♥穿&hearts淆他的性感制♥服♥来保护我们?WhyisRajnothere,protectingusinhishotlittleuniform?他在执行-项秘密任务He'sonsomesecretmission.我每周只见他一天不太知道他具体在做什么Iseehimonedayaweek.Idon'treallyknowwhat'sgoin,onwithhim.我自以为很了解薇拉的妈妈IthoughtIknewVera'smum.在牛津的时候每次我想家Youknow,sheusedtomakemeganguopotatoesatOxford她就会给我做干锅上豆whenIwasfeelinghomesick.她就像一位和蔼的老阿姨Shewaslikemysweet,oldauntie.真该死Fuck,man.她认识我们很久了She'sknownusforever.对Yep.他们在玩弄我们就像玩They'removingusaroundlike.like,就是扯着线的.withstrings,um.叫什么.沐偶？What'sthe.-Puppets?木偶我怎么连那个词都忘了？Puppets!HowdoIforgetthatword?我不愿意再当那破木偶了mnotgonnabeafuckingpuppetanymore.所以我们要打败外星人？So,um,we'regonnadefeatthealiens?当然这话听起来很蠢Well,ofcourseitsoundsstupidwhenyousayitlikethat.你觉得他们会把我们在这儿关多久？Howlongdoyouthinkthey'regonnakeepushere?我不知道Don'tknow.我猜直到安全为止Untilit'ssafe,Iguess.什么时候才安全？Andwhenisthatgonnabe?我不知道No,Idon'tknow.你这个天才还挺孤陋寡闻的Foragenius,youdon'tknowmuch.要跟好警♥察♥多待一会儿？Moretimewiththegoodcop?喝茶还是咖啡？Tea?Coffee?你告诉我的一切都跟事实吻合Well,everythingyoutoldmechecksout你非常配合You'vebeenverycooperative.为什么呢？Why?主允许你抓住我TheLordallowedyoutocaptureme.这意味着我不再有价值这也意味着Whichmeansmnolongervaluable,whichmeans.我所知道的不构成威胁whatIknowisnotathreat.你会为此烦恼吗？Doesthatbotheryou?我想相信自己是重要的吗？当然DoIwanttobelieveinmyownimportance?Ofcourse.我有虚荣心你也肯定有Ihavemyvanity.msureyoudotoo.也许不是为外表虚荣Maybenotinyourappearance.不过我已经不重要了ButIdon'tmatteranymore.你也不重要Youdon'tmatter.监视的人不重要Thepeoplewatchingdon'tmatter.唯一重要的Allthatmattersisthis.就是他们要来了Theyarecoming.那伊文斯呢？WhataboutEvans?他对你的主还重要吗？DoeshestillmattertoyourLord?我不知道Idon'tknow.我们之前假设他是薇拉的父亲这也是事实We'rerightinassuminghe,sVera'sfather?只是生物学意义上的父亲Onlyinthebiologicalsense.你向她隐瞒了真♥相♥Youhidthetruthfromher.是啊Idid.为什么？Why?因为她不够坚强Becauseshewasn'tstrongenough.所以你想保护她Soyoutriedtoprotecther,但没有成功是吗？butitdidn'tworkout,didit?或许到头来你并不是好警♥察♥Maybeyou'renotthegoodcopafterall.也许伊文斯告诉她了MaybeEvanstoldher.她从没见过他Shenevermethim.他第一眼看到的她是躺在棺材里的Thefirsttimeheeverlookedather,shewasinhercoffin.我还以为自己是个糟糕的父亲呢IthoughtIwasashitdad.你肯定是msureyouare.你把虚拟现实头戴式设备给程瑾时你说那是薇拉的WhenyougaveJinChengtheVRheadset,yousaiditbelongedtoVera.我骗了她Ilied.为什么要招募程瑾？WhyrecruitJinCheng?她可能是她这一代最有能力的物理学家Shecouldbethemostcapablephysicistofhergeneration.比你更厉害？Evenbetterthanyou?那倒没有No.我们有一件事没弄明白-就一件吗？Thereisonethingwecan'tfigureout.-Justonething?需要四年才能让信♥号♥♥Ittakesfouryearsforaradiosignal从我们的星球传到他们的星球对吗？togetfromourplanettotheirplanet,correct?得到回应需要再等四年Andanotherfourtogetaresponse.但据我们所知伊文斯这辈子大多数时间都待在船上Butfromwhatwecantell,Evansspendsmostofhislifeonaship,“审判日”号♥JudgmentDay.他在干什么？So,what'shedoing?为了一通回电等上八年？Waitingeightyearsforacallback?才不是Now,我是个笨蛋从没上过大学manidiot,neverwenttouni,但我怎么都想不通除非butIcan'tmakesenseofthat.Unless.除非什么？Unless?还有更快的通讯方式Thereisafasterwaytocommunicate.但超光速通讯是不可能的Butfaster-than-lightcommunication'simpossible.对我们来说不可能Impossibleforus.我希望我能将未来的样子展示给你看IwishIcouldshowyouwhatthefuturelookslike.我赌20英镑肯定不如你想象的那么光明Twentyquiditwon'tbeasgloriousasyou'rethinking.你的历史学得怎么样？Wouldyouconsideryourselfastudentofhistory?不是我最擅长的科目Uh,it'snotmybestsubject.但我没有擅长的科目NotthatIhadone.做过DNA测试吗？检查你的血统？EverhaveaDNAtest?Checkyourheritage?做过Ihave.知道我有什么血统吗？YouknowwhatIam?半豺狼？Halfjackal?欧洲杂种无聊透了Europeanmutt.Boringasfuck.除了一点就是我有百分之一的蒙古血统Exceptforthisbit.m1%Mongolian.那我们差不多是兄弟了We'repracticallybrothers.知道这是什么吗克拉伦斯？Youknowwhattheseare,Clarence?铁马镜Ironstirrups.几平有上千年的历史了Almost1,000yearsold.拿去看看Takealook.成吉思汗的军队是历史上最先使用金属马镜的GenghisKhan'sarmyusedmetalstirrupsbeforeanyoneelse.他们在马背上比敌人更胜一筹Theyfoughtbetteronhorsebackthantheenemy.他们征服了整个世界跟所有人种性♥交♥Theyconqueredtheworld.Theyfuckedeverybody.所以我有百分之一的蒙古血统That'swhym1%Mongolian.有上千年历史的马镜能卖♥♥多少钱？Howmuchdo1,000-year-oldstirrupsgofor?我不知道是一位中国朋友送的Idon'tknow.TheywereagiftfromaChinesefriend.一个更成功的中国朋友AmoresuccessfulChinesefriend.还用问吗？Obviously.你对付那个老太太挺有一手的Youdidagoodjobwiththeoldgirl.她完全不掖着藏着She'snothidinganything.她觉得无所谓了Inhermind,itdoesn'tmatteranymore.她太小看我们了Sheunderestimatesus.要么如你所说要么我们完蛋了Eitherthat,orwe'refucked.你之前说伊文斯保存了Ifyou'rerightaboutEvanskeepingarecord跟三体人交流的记录如果你说对了ofhiscommunicationswiththeSan-Ti.他的确存了Hekeptit.那就像是上帝语录对他们来说和圣经一样It'slikethewordoftheLord.It'sliketheBibletothem.我们需要那本圣经WeneedthatBible.我们必须翻出这些东西的老底Weneedtofindouteverythingwecanaboutthesecunts.我们有400年的时间来计划We'vegot400yearstocomeupwithaplan,但如果没有情报就无法计划butwecan'tplanwithoutintelligence.我们得杳出他们用的是什么马镜Weneedtofindoutwhatkindofstirrupstheygot.没错Correct这是一场拯救人♥质♥行动例外的是人♥质♥是一块硬盘It,sahostageoperation,exceptthehostageisaharddrive,或是任何他们存记录的地方orwhatevertheyputtheirrecordson.就在“审判Id”号♥上的某个地方那是唯一安全的存放地点lt,ssomewhereonJudgmentDay.That'stheonlysafeplacetokeepit.我们需要拿到Weneedtogetourhandsonit.这任务很棘手It'satoughnut.我们不知道船上有多少人可能超过一千人Wedon'tknowhowmanypeopleareonboard.Couldbeover1,000.人类叛徒Traitorstohumanity.包括孩子Includingkids.是啊他们的父母背叛了自己的物种真是耻辱Yeah,it'sashametheirparentsbetrayedtheirownspecies.但事实就是这样Butthereitis.我们要如何在不破坏数据的情况下消灭船上所有人？Howdoweneutralizeeveryoneaboardtheshipwithoutdamagingthedata?如果你考虑用特种部队Ifyou'rethinkin,SpecialForces,那么双方都会血流成河it'llbeafuckingbloodbathonbothsides.在我们的人找到硬盘什么的之前他们很可能有时间摧毁它Andthey'llprobablyhavetimetodestroythedriveorwhateverbeforeourladswillgetit.对这计划行不通Yeah,it'sanonstarter.导弹袭击可能会炸毁我们需要的东西Missilestrikecouldendupblowingthebitthatweneed.你可以试试放毒气但船上的通风口太多了Youcouldtrysometypeofgas,butaship'sgotfartoomanyairvents.你出的全是馁主意"You'regivingmeyourshiteideas.对不起你是想要好主意吗？Oh,msorry.Didyouwantagoodidea?一件有趣的事实Funfact,你知道“审判日”号♥冈啊悯巴拿马运河管理局didyouknowthatJudgmentDayjustbookedaslotatthePanamaCanal预约了下个月的船位吗？Authorityfornextmonth?虽然发生了这公多事但大家士气还算不错Moraleseemsgood,allthingsconsidered.你在的时候每个人都会摆出一副勇敢的样子Everyoneputsonabravefacewhenyou'rearound.大家很担忧Peopleareworried.那当然Ofcoursetheyare.有些人的亲人进了监狱有些失踪了Someofthemhavegotlovedonesinprison.Somearemissing.这样的时刻是对信仰的巨大考验Amomentlikethisisagreattestoffaith.你的信仰经历过考验了吗？Hasyourfaithbeentested?我们一直以为主在守护着我们WealwaysthoughttheLordwaswatchingoverus.不像我们人类编造出的虚构神灵Unlikethemythicalgodsourspecieshasconjuredup,我们的主是真正在守护我们ourLordtrulywatchesoverus.但英格兰的突袭行动ButtheraidinEngland.我不明白1don'tunderstand.你养了只猫吧？Youhaveacat,don'tyou?你的猫明白我们为什么要横渡大西洋吗？Doesyourcatunderstandwhywe'resailingacrosstheAtlantic?请原谅我我Forgiveme.I.主每天都跟我对话TheLordspeakswithmeeveryday.突袭是在意料之中的Thisraidwasnosurprise.如果主不希望发生这事Doyouthinktheywouldhaveallowedittohappen会眼睁睁允许它发生吗？iftheydidnotwantittohappen?不会No.如果我们在英格兰的同志被俘或被杀IfourcomradesinEnglandwerecapturedorkilled,那都是主的计划的一部分thatisallpartoftheLord'splan.是的当然了Yes.Yes,ofcourse.晚饭时见llseeyoulaterfordinner.我的主MyLord?我明白沉默是计划的一部分Iunderstandifsilenceispartoftheplan,但我会继续为你服务butIcontinuetoserveyou.我们会继续为你服务,Wecontinuetoserveyou.主我们从来没对你撒过谎Weneverliedtoyou,Lord.从来没有Never.求求你Please.请重新和我们说话Pleasespeaktousagain.求求你我的主Please,myLord.这件物品的年代说得完全准确Well,it'sabsolutelybangonfordatingtheobject.一些法贝热最好的藏品就是20世纪的.SomeofthebestthingsfromFabergearemadeinthe20thcentury.对-那个年代有了汽车、电♥话♥Right-Theageofthemotorcar,telephone.甚至有了电力我们手上的这件东西有点红.EvenOfelectricity.Andhere,wehavesomething.Thissortofred.这是件好东西-妈的!有没有搞错？Goodone,thisone.-Fuck!Holyshit.你为什么要偷偷摸摸地靠近我？-那值百万英镑Whywouldyousneakuponmelikethat?-Millionpound,that.剧透Spoiler.我来的路上顺道去了趟玛莎百货StoppedatMarksandSparksontheway.我猜他们给你们的食物味同嚼蜡Figuredtheygaveyoushittoeat.找到那个杀死杰克的贱♥人♥了吗？DidyoufindthebitchwhokilledJack?不还没有No.Notyet.她的同伙把秘密都锁在一艘大船上Herpeoplekeeptheirsecretslockedawayonabigship.如果我们想获得那些秘密Ifwe'regonnagetourhandsonthosesecrets,就需要你恢复纳米纤维的生产Weneedyoutoresumeproductiononthenanofibers.什么？What?你想为杰克伸张正义吗？DoyouwantjusticeforJack?是啊那是你的职责Yes,andit'syourjobtogetit.我只是让你重启工作-你倒是说得轻巧mjustaskingyoutogobacktowork.-Oh,that'seasyforyoutosay.他们没有在你脑子里埋下定时炸♥弹♥Theydidn'tplantabombinyourbrain.你很害怕我明白You'rescared.1getit.你也有理由害怕You'rerighttobescared,但我们有一次让这些混♥蛋♥收手的机会butwehavegotoneshottostopthesefuckers,我需要你的帮助andIneedyourhelp.为什么？我的纳米纤维能怎么对付他们？Why?Whataremynanofibersgonnadoagainstthem?我不能告诉你Ican'ttellyouthat.你要我全心全意信任你？Soyoujustwantmetotrustyou?对Yes.抽根烟吗？Youwantasmoke?这里不能抽-妈的我会有麻烦的Youcan'tsmokeinhere.-Damn,I'llgetintrouble.这根本帮不上忙That'snotgonnahelp.外面的警♥察♥也帮不上忙你知道吗？Andthosecopsoutsidearen'tgonnahelpeither.Youknowthat,right?四光年以外有东西可以在我的视网膜上刻图像Therearethingsmorethanfourlight-yearsawaythatcanimprintimagesonmyretinas,所以带枪的人保护不了我somenwithgunsarenotgonnaprotectme.杀杰克的不是外星人Aliensdidn'tkillJack.老天啊我得喝一杯OhmyGod.Ineedadrink.哇哦Wow.真老派-我就是老派Oldschool.-That'sme.这是什么酒？Whatisit?威士忌Whiskey.好难喝It'snasty.我买♥♥不起好酒Can'taffordthegoodshit.数字Thenumbers.为什么没有重现？Whydidn'ttheycomeback?我想是因为主不再保护他的羊群了IthinktheLord,sstoppedprotectinghisflock.在场各位男士女士是由瓦尔玛中校亲自挑选的YoumenandwomenhavebeenhandpickedbyCommanderVarma.你们是皇家海军最优秀的工程师You'rethefinestengineersintheRoyalNavy,这对我来说毫无意义whichdoesn'tmeanshittome.你们可能想知道为什么要听从一个穿便服的都柏林人的命令You'reprobablywonderingwhyyou'retakingordersfromaDublinerincivvies.这一定是第一次吧？Thatmustbeafirst,huh?你们有六天时间来完成一个工程项目Youhavesixdaystocompleteanengineeringproject.等你们成功了不会有奖牌也没有公众认可Whenyou'vesucceeded,therewillbenomedals,nopublicrecognition,没有荣誉noglory.但接下来的六天会是你们生命中最重要的日子Butthenextsixdaysarethemostimportantonesofyourlives.别搞砸了Donotfuckitup.他是个真正的大混♥蛋♥对吗？He,sarealprick,isn'the?谁说他是真的了？Whosayshe'sreal?拿上包我们要走了Grabyourbags.We'regone.他选了阿瑾的男朋友来领导任务你不觉得奇怪吗？Youdon'tthinkit,sweirdthathechoseJin'sboyfriendtoleadthemission?他做什么都很奇怪Everythinghedoesisweird.你不用去吗？Howcomeyoudon'thavetogo?这不在我的技能组合里Notmyskillset.你还有技能组合？Oh,youhaveaskillset?不久前我是一起谋杀案中的首席侦探Awhileback,Iwas,uh,leaddetectiveonamurdercase.对一个老墨把他妻子推下了悬崖Yeah,aMexicanblokepushedhiswifeoffacliff.知道为什么吗？Knowwhyhedidit?龙舌兰“弄死她”Tequila.嘿索尔嘿陌生人Oh.Hey,Saul.Hey,strangeperson.嘿老兄Hey,bud.你怎么样？Howyoudoin'?挺好的Yeah,good.挺好Good.是普格先生载我来这里的Mr.Pugh.Hegavemearidedownhere.唐宁先生我是塞尔温普格杰克鲁尼的遗产律师Mr.Downing.mSelwinPugh,solicitortotheestateofJackRooney.很抱歉打扰你的假期但这件事需要紧急处理msorrytobotheryouonholiday.It'sjustthatit'sratherurgent,因为遗赠的规模不一般giventhescaleofthebequeathment.真有那个词？Isthatarealword?是啊Itis,yes.抱歉我嗑得太嗨了Sorry.msuperhigh.我的当事人已故的鲁尼先生将遗产的一半留给了你Myclient,thelateMr.Rooney,hasIeftyouhalfofhisestate,扣了税之后等同于whichaftertaxes,amountsto将近两千万英镑almost20millionpounds.等你签好表格并寄回去后Oncetheformsaresignedandsentback,我们需要你指示我们将资金存放到哪里we,lljustneedyourguidanceaboutwheretodepositthefunds.我会确保让他把表格都签好-谢谢llmakesurehesignseverything.-Thankyou.那我就先走了I'llbeonmyway,then,111射谢Thanks.妈的Shit你想要吗？Youwantit?你应该知道杰克想要什么IthinkyouknowwhatJackwould,vewanted.找到这颗星球上最厉宙的肿瘤学家找到最新的治疗方法.Findthebestoncologistontheplanet,findthelatesttreatments.太晚了-给自己一个机会Toolateforthat.-Giveyourselfashot.你怎么能肯定？Howdoyouknow?另一位医生也给了第二意见索尔我又不是白♥痴♥Igotasecondopinion,Saul.mno