3BodyProblem《三体（2024）》第一季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

（瑞士欧洲核子研究组织）欧洲核子研究组织经历r艰难的一个月It'sbeenadifficultmonthatCERN.有六个项目暂停了Ahalf-dozenprojectssuspended.似乎对施密特博士的打击很大Dr.Schmidtseemedtotakeitquitehard.过去的几个月里陶世的科学家肯定多达30个了Theremustbe30deadscientistsinthepastcouplemonths.32个Thirty-two.没有挣扎或强行入室的迹象Nosignofstruggleorforcedentry,但这么自杀有点奇怪对吧？butsortofanoddsuicide,huh?奥本海默的情妇也是这样死的Oppenheimer'smistressdiedthesameway.跪着把头埋在浴缸里Onherknees,headinatub.有人认为她是被谋杀而死Somethinkshewasmurdered.也许她只是知道这个世界将要面对的苦难Maybeshejustknewthekindofmiserytheworldwasabouttoface.看看他锁起来的东西Havealookatwhathe'slockedaway.亲爱的你好啊Oh.Hello,darling.久仰大名veheardsomuchaboutyou.三体跪在地上头埋在浴缸里？Onhisknees,withhisheadinthebathtub?我在欧洲核子研究组织的朋友说的That'swhatmybuddyatCERNsaid.是怎么做到的？Howdoesthatevenwork?得先吃很多药Youtakealotofpillsfirst.现在理论物理学家的日子不好过It'snotagoodtimetobeatheoreticalphysicist.应用物理学家也不好过Orappliedphysicist.宇宙学家也不好过吧？Oracosmologist.Right?其中一个不是宇宙学家吗？-什么其中？Wasn'toneofthemacosmologist?-Oneofwho?自杀的科学家们Thescientistswho'vebeentoppingthemselves.希望这症状不会传染Hopeit'snotcontagious.你之前看到的数字有重新出现吗？Thenumbersthatyouwereseeing.hasthatcomeback?没有已经不见了No,it'sgone.我的事业也泡汤了Alongwithmycareer.伏特加兑蔓越莓汁上季度卖♥♥了50万瓶Vodkacran.Shiftedhalfamillionofthoselastquarter.这儿有厕所吗？Isthereabathroom?你随便挑着上但楼上有间日式厕所Well,uh,takeyourpick,butthere'saJapanesetoiletupstairs.是非接触式的Touchless.谢谢Thanks.好嘲你们还想要什么？Right.WhatelsecanIgetyouall?你还有切达扭条吗？Uh.yougotanymoreCheddarTwirlies?是旋条Swirlies.切达旋条CheddarSwirlies.我带你们去车♥库♥看看？那里各种各样的产品都有Whydon'tIshowyouthefullassortment,inthegarage?好啊Cool.它们在说什么？Whataretheysaying?可能没说什么Probablynothing.肯定在说什么Oh,it'sdefinitelynotnothing.你不是上过里克博扬的动物行为学课吗？Didn'tyoutakeAnimalBehaviorwithRickBoyum?算了吧我当年只看得上硬科学Please.Iwastoomuchofahardsciencesnob.现在依然如此Stillam.那你亏了Well,yourloss.博扬是我遇到过的最好的老师BoyumwasthebestteacherIeverhad.对不起薇拉Sorry,Vera.他曾说所有的鸟鸣到头来都可以归结为两种意思中的一种Heusedtosaythatallbirdsongboileddowntooneoftwothings.要么是"我我我"要么是"交♥配♥交♥配♥交♥配♥"Itwaseither"me,me,me"or"mate,mate,mate."也可能是"我的我的我的"或"交♥配♥交♥配♥交♥配♥"Ormaybeitwas"mine,mine,mine"or',mate,mate,mate."我不记得了但肯定跟交♥配♥有关Ican'tremember,buttherewasdefinitelymatinginvolved.试想一下在一些孩子心里你就是他们的里克博扬Justthink,tosomekid,you,retheirRickBoyum.但承认吧物理学要强得多Butwithphysics,which,let'sfaceit,iswaybetter.事实上我要辞职不教书了mquittingteaching,actually.什么？What?为什么？Why?也许人生的意义不仅是无所不知Maybethere'smoretolifethanknowingeverything.不太可能Unlikely.那观察这些小家伙呢？Well,whataboutwatchingtheselittlefellas?我看着它们就很开心menjoyingwatchingthem.你真的需要知道它们在做什么才能开心地观察它们吗？Doyoureallyhavetoknowwhatthey'redoingtoenjoywatchingthemdoit?我需要知道Yeah,Ido.那我们一起去观鸟吧1.et'sallgobirdwatching,then.可以去巴塔哥尼亚之类的地方We,11gotoPatagoniaorsomething.去一个超赞的地方Somewherefuckinggreat.全都让杰克买♥♥单Jackcanpayforeverything.你觉得怎么样？我们可以离开英格兰Whatdoyouthink?WecangetthefuckoutofEngland.去探索鸟儿的习性Goandexplorethewaysofthebirds.有朝一日吧Someday.我在这儿还有事要做vestillgotsomethingstodohere.靠Holyshit噢杰克Oh,Jack.等等什么？Wait,what?你没被邀请Youwerenotinvited.杰克-.有几种口味Jack!-.afewflavorsoutofit这是什么鬼？Jack,whatthefuckisthis?上面全是你的指纹You'regettingfingerprintsalloverit!一个女人想砍掉我的头Awomantriedtocutmyheadoff.你玩了？What,youplayed?我他妈进入了中世纪IwasinthefuckingMiddleAges.是英格兰都铎王朝不算是.TudorEngland.It,snotquite.所有感官都告诉我我身在其中No.AllmysensesweretellingmethatIwasthere.我看到了一座城♥堡♥能感受到风Icouldseeacastle,andIcouldfeelthewind.还能闻到人身上的味道Youcansmellthepeople.别闻亨利八世的味道DonotsmellHenryVIII.这跟第一一级里浸泡人♥民♥比不算什么That'snothingcomparedtotherehydratedpeople.我从没想过我会厌倦裸体IneverthoughtIcouldgetboredofnudity.你在玩这个？You'replayingthis?叶博士把薇拉的给了我Dr.YegavemeVera,s.薇拉自杀前在玩这游戏？Verawasplayingthisgamebeforeshekilledherself?现在轮到你玩了？Andnowyou'replayingit?游戏里唯一能让人想自杀的Theonlythingthat'sgonnamakepeoplewannakillthemselves就是那个烦人的小鬼一直在嘀咕：“救救我吧”isthisannoyingbratthat,sconstantlywhining,"Oh,saveme."因为你就应该救她-不你应该琢磨出太阳的运行规律Becauseyou'resupposedtosaveher.-No,youfigureouthowthesunmoves.卷次你玩的时候她都会在你们到底有什么毛病？She'sthereeverytimeyouplay.-Whatthefuckiswrongwithyou?我们没有这种技术Wedon'thavethistechnology.这是哪儿来的？Wheredidthiscomefrom?喂小心点Hey,hey,hey!Whoa,whoa!那东西侵入了你的大脑Thatthingishackingintoyourbrain.你连亚马逊的AleXa都不愿意摆家里却在玩那个？Youdon'twantanAlexainyourhouse,andyou'replayingwiththat?别戴上Don't!Don,tputiton.我不会戴的mnotgonnaputiton.女剑士会把你的头也砍下来的SwordLadywilljustcutyourheadoffaswell.没被邀请就无权加入游戏Noinvitation,nogame.是谁邀请你的？Whoinvitedyou?我不知道Idon'tknow.有天晚上我回到家后就发现它在那里Ijustcamehomeonenighanditwasrightthere.你是说有人闯进你家把东西放在这儿了？What?Sosomeonebrokeinandleftithere?然后你就想："我该把这个戴在头k?"Andthenyouwerelike,"Oh.Ishouldputthisonmehead"?我有最先进的安保措施vegotstate-of-the-artsecurity.我查了所有的监控录像没发现有任何人进出的迹象vebeenthrougheverycamerafeed.Nosignofanyonecominginorout.你不觉得这很可怕吗？Well,youdon'tthinkthat'salarming?从监控录像中被删掉Scrubbedfromthefootage,就像那个告诉我宇宙会为我闪烁的女人一样？justlikethewomanwhotoldmetheuniversewasgonnablinkatme?这事跟原因不明的宇宙现象不一样不能相提并论Youcan'tcomparethistounexplainedcosmicphenomenon.It'sjustnotthesamething.但的确有点相似Exceptitkindais.星星、小奥的倒计时、这个电子游戏Thestars,Auggie'scountdown,thisvideogame.都是无法跟实际现实区分的虚拟现实They'reallvirtualrealitiesindistinguishablefromactualreality.那行吧天才少年谁是幕后主脑呢？Well,allright,then,boygenius.Who,sbehindit?这不是我的专业领域-索尔It'snotmyfield.-Saul.要不你用超过十秒好好想想？Maybethinkaboutitformorethantenseconds?如果是直接的神经接口!fit'sadirectneuralinterface,就能控制所有的感官输人和输出it'scontrollingallsensoryinputsandoutputs.也就是输入你大脑的一切和你大脑输出的一切Everythingthatgoesintoyourbrainandeverythingthatgoesout.如果能进行这么高程度的控制Ifitcanexercisecontrolatthatlevel,当时的薇拉是身不由己Verawasn'therself.她不是我认识的薇拉Shewasn'tthepersonthatIknew.有没有可能Isitpossiblethat.是这东西在通过某种方式操纵她？thisthingwasmanipulatingherinsomeway?换成我我就不会碰Iwouldn'ttouchit我绝对不会自杀的Okay,mnotgoingtokillmyself.我绝不会自杀我活得可好了mdefinitelynotkillingmyself.Mylife'samazing.答应我你们不会再玩了Promisemeyou'llstopplaying.求你们了Please.那好吧Allright.Fine.我们不玩了We'llstop.女剑士说要用科学拯救下一个文明对吧？TheSwordLadysaidwe'resupposedtousesciencetosavethenextcivilization,right?我们需要想出一个方法来预测下一个恒纪♥元♥Soweneedtocomeupwithawaytopredictthenextstableera以及它能持续多久andhowlongit'lllast.老天!你是有多沉迷？Christ!Howmuchhaveyoubeenplaying?有没有搞错？你这个书呆子还在公♥寓♥里放一块白板？Oh,fuckoff,youspod.Youkeepawhiteboardinyourflat?对那是我的工作啊你家不是有很多零食吗？Yeah,that,smywork.You'vegotsnacksatyours,don'tyou?嗑药的时候不能吃白板至少不应该吃Youcan'teatawhiteboardwhenyou'restoned.Oratleast,youshouldn't.鲁尼专心点儿Rooney,focus.好我玩过了这么多次Okay.So,theseareallthetimesveplayed.上面写了我每次都是怎么输的AndhowIlosteachtime.冻死、冻死、烧死、窒息Froze,froze,burnt,suffocated.对-.冻死等等Yeah.-Froze,andsoon.我想说你很烂但我的表现也好不到哪去Iwouldsaythatyou'rejustshit,butIhaven'tdoneanybetter.这里的上标对应的是表格里太阳的运行规律Thesuperscriptsherecorrespondtothemovementsofthesunonthatchart.我找不到规律Idon'tseeapattern.问题就在这里万一根本就没有规律呢？That'sjustit.Whatifthereisnopattern?我要提出一个激进的想法mgonnaproposearadicalidea.但我可能需要个帮手就是ButImightneedalittlehelpfrom.弗朗西斯培根-弗朗西斯培根FrancisBacon.-FrancisBacon.行吧那就听你指挥吧就像大学时一样Allright,well,followyourlead,justlikeuni.好Okay.第二级1.eveltwo.不错嘛弗朗西斯培根Nice.FrancisBacon.是啊双人模式Yeah,two-playermode.又是英格兰所以你来到了我的游戏里？Englandagain.So,you'reinmygame?伙计我在英格兰生活了12年Mate,velivedinEnglandfor12years.也许游戏找到了我们都熟悉的东西Maybethegamefoundsomethingwe'rebothfamiliarwith.它竟然知道这点让人细思极恐Idon'tlikehowitknowsthat.希望它没有翻阅我的搜索记录Itbetternothavegonethroughmysearchhistory.如果看到有女孩对生日蛋糕放屁就知道有没有了Well,ifweseeagirlfartingonabirthdaycake,we'llknow.哥白尼！Copernicus!弗朗西斯爵士SirFrancis.你是回来拯救世界了吗？Areyoubacktosavetheworld?希望能如愿Ihopeso.你最好快点You'dbetterhurry.教皇即将做出决定ThePopeisabouttomakehisdecision.教皇？-好了谢谢我们走吧ThePope?-Allright.Cheers.Let'sgo.我要为上次的事道歉还有再前一次其实我要为之前的每一次道歉Uh,msorryaboutlasttime.Andthetimebeforethat.Well,allthetimesbefore.我都记得Irememberthemall.全部？Allofthem?每次我死我都记得EverytimeIdied.你们最好快点You'dbetterhurry.是啊走吧Yeah,comeon.谢谢-你这次一定会成功解救我的对吧？Thanks.-You'llsavemethistime?我们怎么才能赢呢？So,howarewegonnawin?能告诉我你有什么激进的想法吗？Caretotellmewhatthisradicalideais?那样还有什么意思？Whatfunwouldthatbe?你们迟到了You'relate.我正要做出决定Iwasabouttorendermydecision.噢抱歉陛下.Oh,msorry,Your.你是谁来着？Whatisit?教皇陛下格里高利教皇Holiness.PopeGregory.教皇对Holy.Right.对不起我是弗朗西斯培根msorry.mFrancisBacon.我是哥白尼AndmCopernicus.如果你们中有人有关于解释太阳运行规律的提议Ifeitherofyouhaveaproposaltoexplainthebehaviorofthesun,可以现在说来让我考虑Iwillconsideritnow.但我要告诫你们Ishouldwarnyou,though,亚里士多德和伽利略的提议非常有力theproposalthatAristotleandGalileoputforthisquitestrong.教皇陛下YourHoliness,我已多次对太阳的表面尺寸和亮度进行了测量IhavemadedozensOfmeasurementsofthesun,sapparentsizeandluminosity.两者完全没有关联Thesedonotcorrelate.第二我注意到太阳相对于这颗星球的位置Second,Ihavenoticedthesun'spositionrelativetothisplanet会在短时间内远去recedingonashorttimescale.第三我观察到不止一颗天体Third,Ihaveobservedmorethanonecelestialbody,亮度强得不可能是行星它以恒星为固定背景运动toobrighttobeaplanet,movingrelativetothefixedbackgroundofthestars.这些观察结果的唯一解释Theonlyexplanationfortheseobservations就是这颗行星是三体恒星系统的一部分isthatthisplanetispartofathree-bodystarsystem.他妈的原来那就是答案Fuckinghell.That'stheanswer.如果我们的星球在稳定的轨道中围绕其中-颗太阳运行!fourplanetrevolvesaroundoneofthesunsinastableorbit,就是恒纪♥元♥that,sastableera.但是如果另外有一颗太阳将我们的行星夺走However,ifoneoftheothersunssnatchesourplanetaway,我们就会在三颗太阳的引力范围内游移不定wewanderthroughthegravitationalfieldsofallthreesuns.那就是乱纪♥元♥That'sachaoticera.这是胡说八道This.Thisisbullshit.教皇陛下您原本决定采用我们的提议YourHoliness,youwereabouttodecideonourproposal.肃静!Silence!我听够了veheardenough.烧死她Burnher.别听着不要No,no.No,listen.什么？-她是对的她有证据What?-She'sgotitright.She'sgotevidence.等等我说出了正确答案！Wait.I.Igaveyoutherightanswer!异教♥徒♥我对你判处死刑！Heretic,Isentenceyoutodeath!她说得对!-像男人样勇敢受死吧！She'sright!-Takeitlikeaman!那是唯一合理的理论！It,stheonlytheorythatmakessense!去死吧哥白尼Suckit,Copernicus!你知道她是对的她解决了问题Youknowshe'sright!Shefigureditout!放开她！1.ethergo!不要！No,no!哥白尼！Copernicus!三日凌空了！Threesunsinthesky!世界要毁灭了！Theworldisending!世界要毁灭了！Theworldisending!哥白尼！Copernicus!救救我！Saveme!哥白尼求你了！Copernicus,please!走吧阿瑾!快走！Comeon,Jin!Comeon!等等！Wait!为什么我们没一起死？Whyarewenotdeadtoo?因为我们是对的Becausewewereright.152号♥文明毁于三日凌空Civilizationnumber152wasdestroyedbyatri-solarday.但在这个文明中你们成功揭晓了Butinthiscivilization,you'vesuccessfullyrevealed星系的基本结构thebasicstructureofthestarsystem.游戏现已进入第三♥级♥Thegamehasnowenteredlevelthree.你喜欢玩电子游戏吗克拉伦斯？Areyoukeenonvideogames,Clarence?小时候我常玩Iusedtoplay'emwhenIwasakid.三国演义在ZX光谱上玩矿工威利RomanceoftheThreeKingdoms,JetSetWillyonZXSpectrum,在康懋达6♥4♥上玩脱衣扑克.StripPokeronCommodore6.你觉得跟其他游戏比这游戏怎么样？Howwouldyousaythisgamestacksup?我听程和鲁尼一直在讨论Well,listeningtoChengandRooneygoonaboutit,听着像是要做一大堆功课itsoundslikealoadofbloodyhomework.测量、方程式、图表、观察Measurements,equations,charts,observations.都在分♥析♥几个太阳如何围绕着一个虚构的星球移♥动♥Allaboutthewaythesunsmovearoundafictionalplanet.几个太阳？不止一个？Suns?Plural?对他们还试图拯救一个小朋友Yeah.Oh,there'salsoalittlekidthey'vegottotryandsave.或是说程要试图拯救的但她屡试屡败OrCheng'stryingtosaveandfailingoverandover.在我听来只有这一部分具有真正游戏的特性That'stheonlybitthatsoundslikeapropergametome.工程部对此有何评论？What'sEngineeringgottosayaboutthis?没能成功运行起来但他们发现了一些非常有趣的组件Noluckgettingittowork,buttheydididentifysomeveryinterestingcomponents.里面有视网膜扫描仪It,sgotaretinalscanner,血氧计和脑电波传感器anoxygenmeter,andabrainwavesensor.能够收集大量生物数据It'scollectingaheapOfbiometricdata.所以你在玩游戏的时候另一端也有人在玩你Sowhileyou'replayingthegame,someoneattheotherendisplayingyou.这是招募工具It,sarecruitmenttool.我们中最优秀、最聪明的人成了他们的目标They'regoin,afterourbestandbrightest.对但招募来做什么？Yeah.Butrecruitmentforwhat?妈的Ohfuck.你好啊Hi.你好Hey.你不是跟朋友们出去了吗？1.uh.Ithoughtyouwereoutwithyourmates.已经凌晨三点了It's3:00a.m.对不起宝贝我刚刚Sorry,babe.Iwas,um.只是在跟杰克一起玩游戏justplayingthegamewithJack.我知道他下线了Yeah,Iknow.Heloggedoff.这里真是乱七八糟我知道Wow.It'samess.Iknow.我本来想在你到之前把这地方收拾干净Iwasgonnatidyupbeforeyougothere.Uh.你一不工作就丢了魂Youloseyourtetherwhenyou'renotworking.工作上没什么活儿可做所以我就休假了There'snothingtobedoneatwork,som.justtakingmyholidayleave.这可不是休假Thisisn'taholiday.要我将晚餐推迟吗？ShouldIpostponedinner?什么？不要What?No.为什么？Why?你好几周都不敢见我父母了You'vebeendreadingmeetingmyparentsforweeks.我才没有害怕Ihaven'tbeendreadingit.听着我迫不及待了1.ook,1can'twait.是吗？是的Yeah?-Yeah.他们肯定会很喜欢你They'regonnaloveyou.做你自己就行好吗？Justbeyourselfyeah?但也许别滔滔不绝讨论科学？Butmaybegoeasyonthesciencetalk?世上存在着更高的维度Higherdimensionsexist,但我们无法感知到因为我们是二维的生物butwecan'tperceivethembecausewe'rethree-dimensionalcreatures.比方说从远处看这块面包就是一个平面的圆对吧？Forinstance,seenfromadistance,thisbreadisjustaflatcircle,right?但走近时你会发现它有厚度这就多了一层维度Butwhenyougocloser,youseethatithasthickness,anextradimension.不可思议吧？Amazing,right?那个额外的维度里藏着什么？Andwhat'shiddeninsidethatextradimension?更多平面的圆Moreflatcircles.每个层次中都有更多层次Andmanymorelayerswithinlayerswithinlayers.每一口都蕴藏着一个宇宙Awholeuniverseinsideeverybite.可那一切都只是理论Butthat'sall,um,theoretical.所以从理论上说我刚刚吃掉了整个宇宙So,theoretically,I'vejusteatenanentireuniverse.很好吃瓦尔玛太太Andit'sdelicious,Mrs.Varma.顶级物理学家Atopphysicist.你的父母肯定很自豪Yourparentsmustbeveryproud.我觉得你提出的观点非常有趣Well,Ithinkthewholeideaisfascinating.请再多说一点Please,tellusmore.别再让她说了Well,wedon'tneedtomakeherdothat.你也不想聊咖喔店聊一整天吧？Youdon'twannatalkaboutthecurryshopallday,doyou?我可以讲卡吉尔战争的故事vestoriesoftheKargilWar.来了一行说吧爸爸Hereitcomes.-Yeah,goon,Dad.不聊卡吉尔之战就等于还没吃晚饭It,snotdinneruntiltheKargilWarcomesup.你还是婴儿的时候我在印度军队当兵Backwhenyouwereababy,IwasintheIndianarmy.我当时是排长在喜马拉雅山脉服役IwascaptainofaplatoonupintheHimalayas,那里空气稀薄andtheairisverythinthere.我手下的士兵快因为缺氧而死Andmysoldierswereabouttodieofhypoxia.100米外有个敌军营地Therewasanenemycamp100metersaway,但几乎就扎在悬崖边上butitwasalmoststraightupacliffface.我别无选择不得不爬上冰面Ihadnootherchoice.Ihadtoclimbuptheice.爬到山顶时我就开始装死AndwhenIgottothetop,Iplayeddead.也不完全是装的Notjustplay.实际上也快死了Iwasnearlydead.但我躺在那里ButIlaidthere,渐渐快冻僵了直到巴基斯坦士兵都出来了slowlyfreezing,untilthePakistanisoldiersallcameout,我就在那时扔出了手榴弹andthat'swhenIthrewmygrenade.我把所有人都杀了Ikilledthemall.我把他们营地的氧气和补给AndItooktheoxygenandsuppliesfromtheircamp都带回去给我的士兵backtomymen.我们都活下来了Andweallsurvived.哇Wow.是啊那场小小的胜利扭转了整场冲突的局势Yeah,that.tinywintippedthebalanceoftheentireconflict.也让我爸爸赢得了至勇脉轮勋章AnditwonmyfathertheParamVirChakra.这是印度的最高军事荣誉It'sthe.thehighestmilitaryhonorinIndia.是啊Well,但奖牌也不能当饭吃对吧？youcan,teatamedal,hai,nah?英国人不在乎你在印度做过什么PeopleintheUK,theydon'tcarewhatyoudidbackinIndia.阿瑾获得了最高的平民荣誉Well,Jingetsthehighestcivilianhonor.成功熬过了和瓦尔玛一家的晚餐Survivingdinnerwi