UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第二十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
到你来戴这副面具了Okay,yourturntowearthismask.天才叔公蛋糕误会没错莎莉梅That'sright,SallyMay!购物频道我们现在推出Wearenowoffering这个顶级无线门铃并半价出♥售♥thistop-of-the-linewirelessdoorbellforhalftheprice.即刻拨♥打♥喂我要订购两个无线门铃Hello.dlikeordertwowirelessdoorbells,please.说什么等一下What'sthat?Holdon.立J3.口里没错要两个门铃Yeah.That'stwodoorbells.等一下Waitasecond.到底怎么回事Man,what'sgoingonhere?能不能别乱来Doyoumind?我还要订购门铃呢mtryingtoordersomedoorbellshere,buddy.这盒子给谁的Say,who'sthatboxfor?上面写“巧克力蛋糕收件人”Itsayshere,"Onechocolatecakefor-"巧克力蛋糕我收了Chocolatecake?lltakeit!好耶好耶好耶Oh,boy.Oh,boy.Oh,boy!巧克力蛋糕Chocolatecake!我的最爱Myfavorite!天才叔公UncleGrandpa?你这是在干什么Justwhatexactlyareyoudoing?我要开吃Abouttohelpmyself一块美味的巧克力蛋糕格斯先生toadeliciouspieceofchocolatecake,Mr.Gus.要来一块吗Youwantaslice?巧克力蛋糕Chocolatecake.要我吃我就吃了Well,ifyouinsist!别客气Knockyourselfout!快到爸爸这来Cometopapa!这蛋糕也太好吃了吧Hotdang,isthatsomegoodcake!要再来一块吗Wantanotherslice?不用了吧Well,I-Ireallyshouldn't一定要用了Oryoureallyshould.快看这块等你来吃的蛋糕糕1.ookatthispieceofcake-wakeyjustwaitingtobeate'n.好软好糖好巧克力Sosoftandfudgyandchocolaty.行吧Okay,fine.好耶Oh,yeah.真好吃Sogood.我就爱这个巧克力蛋糕糕1.ovethatchocolatycakeycake!这巧克力蛋糕还真好吃Man,thatwassomegoodchocolatecake.确实天才叔公Yousaidit,UncleGrandpa.所以是有什么特别的日子So,what'sthespecialoccasion?你说特别的日子是什么意思Whatdoyoumean,specialoccasion?随便吃个蛋糕而已Justeatingsomecake.我是说干嘛会有这个蛋糕Imean,what'sthecakefor?总不能无缘无故就吃蛋糕吧Can,tjusteatacakewithoutareason.啊对我还真不知道Oh,yeah,Idon'tknow.有个送快递的刚刚白送给我了Somedeliverymanjustgaveittomeforfree.什么What?你刚刚的动眼特技还挺酷格斯先生That'saprettycooleyetrick,Mr.Gus.天才叔公你怎么不早说UncleGrandpa,whydidn'tyoutellme这蛋糕不是你的thatthiscakedidn'tbelongtoyou?!你在说什么胡话格斯Whatareyoutalkingabout,Mr.-你就不看看Didyounotbothertoread用香草糖霜写上去的字吗thepersonalizedmessagewritteninvanillaicing?!YTHOM爱你的披萨史蒂夫,nY;'TH；'OM；Love,PizzaSteve!*'你知道这什么意思吗Doyourealizewhatthismeans?!哟西爱披萨史蒂夫YthomlovesPizzaSteve?不对披萨史蒂夫肯定是No.PizzaSteveclearly买♥♥了蛋糕要送别人hadacakemadeforsomeoneasagift.所以底下写了“爱你的披萨史蒂夫”That'swhyhehadthemwrite"Love,PizzaSteve,"onthebottom!你就不问问是这蛋糕是给谁的吗Didn,tyoubothertoaskwhoitwasfor?送快递的说是巧克力蛋糕Well,thedeliverymansaiditwaschocolatecake然后我就很激动andthenIgotreallyexcited没等他说完就拿走了andItookitoutbeforehecouldfinishhissentence.哎呀Whoops.哎呀就对了"Whoops"isright!我们刚把不属于我们的半个蛋糕吃了Wejustdevouredhalfacakethatdidn'tbelongtous!必须要直出上面原先写的什么Wegottofindoutwhatthemessagesaid.有丫有THSomething"Y,"something"TH."等一下格斯先生我知道了Wait,Mr.Gus!Igotit!你看你看快看1.ook,look.Checkitout.生日快乐汤姆爱你的披萨史蒂夫"HappyBirthday,Tom.Love,PizzaSteve."汤姆是哪位Who'sTom?披萨史蒂夫有个叫做汤姆的朋友PizzaStevehasafriendnamedTom?等一下我的天啊Waitasecond.Oh.my.goodness.生日快乐老妈爱你的披萨史蒂夫"HappyBirthday,Mom.Love,PizzaSteve"!天才叔公我们刚吃的是UncleGrandpa,wejustate披萨史蒂夫他妈的生日蛋*羔PizzaSteve'smom'sbirthdaycake!这卜怎么办Whatarewegonnado?可是格斯先生怎样才能确定除非But,Mr.Gus,howcanwebesure?Unless.披萨给我全世界最爱的人包装礼物Justwrappingagiftformyfavoritepersonintheworld.完蛋了还真是Oh,mygosh.It'strue!必须复原蛋糕Wegottofixthiscake!没错Right.好Okay.一点这个Justalittleofthis.再一点那个Andalittleofthat.然后And.看吧完美无缺Voil!It'sperfect.都让你搞砸了Well,youruinedit!现在反倒是我得替你收拾烂摊子NowIgottotrytocleanupyourmess!是吗Oh,yeah?我又没看到你一点蛋糕都没吃Well,Ididn'tseeyounoteatinganycake.搞砸你也有份Thisisyourmess,too!起码我还在想办法补救Well,atleastmdoingsomethingaboutit!你怎么个补救法Andjustwhatareyoudoingaboutit?法勿动我要再烤个蛋糕替代原先的蛋糕mgonnabakeareplacementcake.牛奶跟妈妈做的一个味道JustlikeMamausedtomake.格斯先生太完美了Mr.Gus!It,sperfect!你救了我们Yousavedus!好啦我还得写上“生日快乐老妈Now,now,Istillneedtowrite,"HappyBirthday,Mom.爱你的披萨史蒂夫”呢1.ove,PizzaSteve,"onit.赶快再做一份糖霜lljustwhipupanotherbatchoficing披萨史蒂夫就看不出来了andPizzaStevewillbenonethewiser.真是我的救命恩人Whatalifesaver.你也知道我为人处事的原则Well,now,youknowme.我是一个实干家mamanamanofaction.什么都阻挡不了我Nothinggetsinmyway.天啊Oh,man!看看你干的好事1.ookatwhatyou'vedonehere!格斯先生Hey,Mr.Gus!要吃蛋糕吗Youwantsomecake?天才叔公一想到那个可怜老太太UncleGrandpa,whenIthinkofthatpoorwoman养育披萨史蒂夫历经多少可怕的苦难andallofthehorrorshemusthavegonethroughraisingPizzaSteve我根本想象不出这种事会把她怎么了Ican'timaginewhatthiswilldotoher.老太婆Yo,oldlady!儿子好Hello,son.见到你真是高兴Howwonderfultoseeyou.好好好蛋糕给你Yeah,yeah.Here,syourcake.真贴心Howthoughtf-省省吧老妈我得走了Saveit,Mom.Igottogo.生日快乐Happybirthday.这里埋葬着披萨史蒂夫之母从未收到生日蛋糕好可怜的老太太Thatpoorwoman.老妈生日快乐老妈Oh,Mommy!Happybirthday,Mommy!我的漂亮儿子Mybeautifulboy.希望你没惹上太多麻烦Ihopeyouhaven'tgonetotoomuchtrouble.老妈你对我很值得Oh,Mommy,you'reworthittome.这是送你的有满满的爱Thisisforyou,withlove.史蒂文你让我好幸福Oh,Steven,youbringmesuchhappiness.礼物好可爱Well,it'slovelydear!老妈你好像很难过Mommy,youseemsad.我的天啊Oh,mygoodness!老妈漂亮的生日蛋糕怎么了WhathappenedtoMommy,sbeautifulbirthdaycake?我的宝贝儿子Oh,mybabyboy.好啦没事的披萨史蒂夫There,there.It'sallright,PizzaSteve.我知道你尽力了Iknowyoutriedyourhardest.别哭了我的史蒂文小天使Pleasedon'tcry,mylittleangelSteven.老妈很清楚你爱着老妈Mommyknowsyouloveher.抱歉让你碰上这种事msosorryIgotyouinvolvedinthis.过来吧Comehere,you.格斯先生你能原谅我吗Mr.Gus,canyoueverforgiveme?天才叔公其实并不完全是你的错Oh,UncleGrandpa,it'snotentirelyyourfault.对不起我太爱巧克力蛋糕了msorry1lovechocolatecakesomuch.实在太好吃了It,ssodelicious.巧克力蛋糕Chocolatecake!我知道我知道1know.Iknow!给你吧兄弟擦干眼泪Hereyougo,buddy.Drythosetears.天才叔公太恶心了UncleGrandpa,that'sdisgusting.等一下有了Waitaminute.That'sit!这是烘焙店的快递单It'sthedeliveryformfromthebakery.没错怎么了Yeah,sowhat?看不出来吗Don'tyousee?可以再重新订一个蛋糕让它送过来Wecanjustreorderthecakeandhaveitdelivered.喂没错Hello?Yes.我要重新订个一模一样的蛋糕Iwouldliketoreordertheexactsamecake得跟早先送到露营车路23号♥那个一样thatwasdeliveredearliertonumber23RVlane.没错尽快Yes.ASAP.非常感谢Thankyouverymuch.好现在就只要Okay.Nowwejustgotto-今天可是重要日子Well,today'sthebigday.兄判门Hey,dudes.你们在干啥到处混吗Whatareyoudoing?Justhangingout?自然表现吗Actingnatural?披萨史蒂夫Hey,PizzaSteve.没看到你来了Ididn'tseeyouthere.你手上拿着什么Whatyougotthere,buddy?是个惊喜It,sasurprise.不能给你们透露Ican'ttellyouguys.定是你计划的派对Mustbesomepartyyouhaveplanned.没错Oh,yeah.我一直都在计划这场派对I'vebeenplanningthisparty开给我这一生中一个特别的人foraveryspecialsomeoneinmylife.我看到蛋糕到了Iseethecake'sarrived.没错送快递的忙得不可开交Oh,yeah,thedeliverymanwasinaweirdrush所以我先帮你保管了soIhandleditforyou.好Allright.来看看这个好蛋糕1.et'stakealookatthisbadboy.什么我订的根本不是这个What?Thisisn'twhatIordered!不是吗Itisn't?没错而且差得远了No!It'snotevenclose!披萨史蒂夫你厉害炸了！爱你的披萨史蒂夫实在太可恶了Thisisanabomination!上面应该有三个感叹号♥不是两个lt,ssupposedtohavethreeexclamationpoints,nottwo!披萨史蒂夫你厉害炸了"PizzaSteve,you'rethebomb!爱你的披萨史蒂夫1.ove,PizzaSteve."没错你们看Yeah!See?得这样子都看到了吧1.ikethis.Youseeit,man!好了天啊你们怎么满头大汗的Oh,well.Man.Youguysaresoakingwet.早跟你们说要修好空调的mtellingyou,wegottogetthatA/Cfixed.天啊Aw,man!各位我不确定Guys,mnotsure我还能承受多大的热量howmuchmoreofthisheatIcantake.太阳太毒辣了It'sbrutal.真希望我们的破空调还没坏IwishourdumbA/Cwasn'tbroken.那还用说太阳一直不停晒You'retellingme.Thissunisrelentless.你干嘛不躲到云后边一阵T-混♥蛋♥Whydon'tyoujustgohidebehindsomecloudsforawhile,youpunk?不好了披萨史蒂夫Oh,no,PizzaSteve.你真的害他生气了Nowyoureallymadehimmad.快想办法Gottodosomething.这窗帘不错Say,thesearesomenicecurtains.我五分钟前就装好了1had'eminstalledfiveminutesago这样好方便推进剧情foraconvenientplotdevice.一定是我点的雪糕到了ThatmustbethesnowconesIordered.太阳就在门口狂晒Guys,it'sthatdarnsunrightatourfrontdoor!快逃命啊Wegottomakearunforit.谢天谢地有这么个水立方Thankgoodnessforthegoodowatercube.脚趾要清凉有水就是棒NothinglikealittleH20tocoolthesetoes.可是水立方没有按♥摩♥泡泡功能老虎Butthewatercubedoesn'thaveJacuzzibubblefunctions,Tiger.怎么回事What'sgoingonhere?他回来了He,sback!还好他不会发现我们Hopefullyhewon'tfindus在这个清凉阴冷的怪物嘴里inthiscool,dankmonstermouth.快逃啊1.et'sgetoutofhere!前往冰屋Headfortheigloo!天啊天啊天啊Oh,man.Oh,man.Oh,man!他也太热了He,sjusttoohot.该怎么办Whatarewegonnado?他太可怕了He'sjusttooscary.大家看厄尔尼诺来了Guys,look!It,sElNino!接招太阳公公Thatthat,senorsun!好耶干的好啊厄尔尼诺Yeah!Waytogo,ElNino!给那个臭太阳好看Youshowedthatlousysun!热辣少年真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.
