UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
我忘了要说什么了IforgotwhatIwasgonnasay!天才叔公麦高芬第14天迷失在丛林里Day14-Lostinthejungle.我想寻找的珍贵麦高芬依然远在天边TheprizedMacGuffinmafterisbarelyinreach.这趟行程比预期当中的还要艰难ThisjourneywillbetougherthanIexpected.我依然看不懂这古老地图上的标记Istillcan'tmakeoutthemarkingsonthisancientmap.我绝不害怕Iwillnotpanic.第15天第15天开始害怕了Day15-Startingtopanic.第16天时间越来越少Day16-Timeisrunningout.第16天情况不容乐观Thesituationisnotlookinggood.第21天感觉自己脑子都没了Day21-Ifeelasthoughvelostmymind.第21天失踪第24天我要疯了Day24mgoingbananas!第24天第30天我还是看不懂地图Day30-Istillcan'tmakeoutthemap!完全超出了我的理解能力It,stotallyincomprehensible!这卜找不到麦高芬了llneverfindtheMacGuffin!我来帮你看天才叔公Here,letmehelpyouwiththat.UncleGrandpa.此面朝上麦高芬谢谢Thanks.那位是弗吉尼娅我热情的副驾驶员That'sVirginia,myenthusiasticco-pilot.我把毕生所学都传授给她mteachinghereverythingIknow.受苦天数我再次详细重复了寻找麦高芬的计划IwentoverourplanstoacquiretheMacGuffininextremedetail.麦高芬麦高芬麦高芬MacGuffin,MacGuffin我们要找麦高芬We'regonnagetaMacGuffin你一说那任字我都有钱拿的话就好了IfIhadanickelforeverytimeyousaidthatword.麦高芬到底是什么WhatisaMacGuffin,anyway?就是Well,it'sa.麦高芬是推进剧情的工具A"MacGuffin"isaplotdevice通常表现为主角所追求的物件intheformofadesiredobjectthatthemaincharacterpursues一般很少交代这个物件是干什么的oftenwithlittleornonarrativeexplanation!没错Yeah!就是他说的Whathesaid.那我们要找的麦高芬到底是什么Okay,butwhatspecificallyistheMacGuffinwe'reafterrightnow?没时间解释Notimetoexplain.为什么Whythehecknot?就因为那个That'swhy!了解'Kay,gotit.你在干什么Whatareyoudoing?那头巨型写实风老虎要生吃我们Thatgiantrealistictiger'sgonnaeatusalive!不对其实她是要告诉我们No,actually,shewasjusttellingus前面路口右转tokeeprightattheforkcomingup.谢了小妹Thanks,girl!我宁愿开车我为河马踩刹车渡河的行程继续了Ourriverjourneycontinued.杂草丛生的丛林吞没了我们Theovergrownjungleconsumedus.第35天有鳄鱼Day35-Crocodiles.弗吉尼娅分外恐慌Virginiawaspetrified但我深谙应对鳄鱼的办法butIknewhowtotakecareof'em.还要喝茶吗Moretea,anyone?谢谢你热情招待天才叔公Thanksforentertainingus,UncleGrandpa.随时效劳Anytime,guys.没有鳄鱼能抗拒得了奢华茶会Nocrocodilecanresistafancyteaparty.过后我们继续沿着银行漂流Afterthat,wecontinuedtofloatalongthebanks.第39天Day39.我们船被他们射出了破洞Theypunchedafewholesinourboat.但后来他们便平息了下来.buttheycalmeddown因为他们的偶像在天际显灵了oncetheiridolappearedinthesky.啥吗啦吗啦吗兄弟们Shama-Iama-Iama,dudes.过后全程一帆风顺Afterthat,itwasnothingbutsmoothsailing.我们小心翼翼地在海岸停好了船Wecarefullydockedourboatattheshore进入了神庙寻找潜藏在内的麦高芬andenteredthetemplewhereWewouldfindtheMacGuffin.我们到了Thisistheplace.你确定吗Areyousure?我再确认一下1.etmedoublecheck.懒骨头我们要找麦高芬Hey,lazybones,we'reseekingaMacGuffin.那你就来对地方了先生Thenyoucametotherightplace,chief.往最里面走就对了It'sallthewayintheback,chum!谢谢Thanks.你先在这边等一下Allright,youhanghereforaminute.我得看点东西mgonnacheckthingsout.这些壁画只能代表一件事Thesepetroglyphscanmeanonlyonething.这里到处都是陷阱Thisplaceispackedwithboobytraps走路一定要小心sowegottobesupercarefulwherewestepinhere.不知道地上的洞是干什么用的Iwonderwhatalltheseholesonthegroundarefor.多半是蜘蛛洞mguessingspiderholes.天才叔公小心身后UncleGrandpa!Behindyou!没错就是蜘蛛洞Yeah.Definitelyspiderholes.倒也没什么好怕的Anyway,nothingtoworryabout.不会吧Oh,no!太可怕了Thisishorrible!我鞋带松了Myshoelaceisuntied!要怎么办WhatamIgonnado?别怕我这就到Don'tpanic!llberightthere!放心让我来Don'tworry!Igotthis!谁是有个Whois.therewasa.搞什么天才叔公Dangit.UncleGrandpa.你不站好我就没法系鞋带Ican'ttieyourshoeifyoudon'tstandstill.有个Therewasa.我的天啊GeezLouise.鞋带系好了天才叔公Yourshoe'stiednow,UncleGrandpa.*AJ.-I射了Thanks.我们继续在神庙前行Ourjourneycontinuedthroughthetemple.历经无数挫折Itwasanendlessseaoftwistsandturns.最终克服了最难走的迷宫Together,weconqueredthemostdifficultofmazes.迷宫活动手册剩下的等下再走1.et'ssavetherestoftheseforlater.麦高芬等着我们TheMacGuffinawaits.前进Onward!这边走Rightthisway.改走这边吧1.et'sgothisway,instead.我们继续行进Wekeptmoving.逐渐深入神庙的中心.deeperanddeeperintotheheartofthetemple.避开隐蔽的陷阱并非易事Itwashardnottoaccidentallysetoffahiddenboobytrap.陷阱不知道拉下这根拉杆会怎么样Iwonderwhathappenswhenyoupullthislever.估计也没法知道了Iguesswe'llneverknow.天才叔公你干了什么好事UncleGrandpa,whatdidyoujustdo?没事Nothing.继续走吧Well,betterkeepmoving.真是好险Thatwasacloseone.只要过了那座桥Nowall'swegottodoiscrossthatbridge麦高芬就归我们了andtheMacGuffinisours.等不及要知道麦高芬是什么了Ican'twaittofindoutwhattheMacGuffinactuallyis.相信我值得一等Trustme,it'llbetotallyworththewait.我期待得要命Theanticipationiskillingme!好不过找麦高芬之前Yeah,hey,beforewegettheMacGuffin我要来个那边那个巨型泡泡糖mgonnagogetoneofthosegiantgumballsoverthere.等等什么Wait.What?好耶好耶好耶Oh,boy!Oh,boy!Oh,boy!我的天啊Flippin'froglegs.要我帮你来一颗吗Youwantmetogetyouone?天才叔公不要UncleGrandpa!Nooo!希望出来颗黄色的糖1hopeIgetayellowone.天才叔公那是陷阱UncleGrandpa,it'satrap!你确定不吃吗Yousureyoudon'twantone?天才叔公UncleGrandpa!快走Comeon!搞什么弗吉尼娅我才刚要吃Whatgives,Virginia?Iwasgonnaeatthat抱歉先过桥再说Sorry,butwegottogetacrossthatbridge.这下完了So,Iguessthisisit.我永远不知道mnevergonnafindout这集的麦高芬是什么了whattheMacGuffininthisstoryis!全都玩完了It,sallover.不行我们克服万难过来No.Wedidn'tcomeallthisway不能摔死在乱石上就完事了justtofalltoourdeathonthosejaggedrocksdownthere.我们要来找麦高芬而且一定要找到WecametogettheMacGuffin,andwe'regonnagetit!而且我还是要吃了这颗巨型口香糖Andmstillgonnaeatthisgiantgumball,too.天才叔公你救了大家UncleGrandpa,Yousavedus.确实去找麦高芬吧我们到了弗吉尼娅Thisisit,Virginia.我们抵达了内殿Wehadarrivedattheinnersanctum.千里迢迢克服万难终干抵达了高♥潮♥Itwastheculminationofourlong,gruelingexpedition.麦高芬总算近在眼前了Finally,theMacGuffinwasinoursight.好美啊It,sbeautiful.但要想得到这个捉摸不定的奖赏Butifweweretocapturethiselusiveprize则需要最后一样行动wewouldneedtoperformonefinalfeat-既要熟练afeatofskill.又要细致.afeatofprecision.还必须恰到好处1hadtogetthisjustright.请来一份麦高芬llhaveoneMacGuffin,please.一份麦高芬马上来OneMacGuffin,comingrightup.好耶Allright!所以你是想说Doyoumeantotellme我们拼死拼活要找的麦高芬thattheMacGuffinweriskedourlivesfor其实就只是个早餐三明治吗wasjustabreakfastsandwich?没错香肠鸡蛋奶酪麦高芬Yep.Asausage-egg-and-cheeseMacGuffin.要来一口吗Wantabite?你应该知道Youdorealize家门口本来就可以买♥♥到这种玩意吧Wecouldhaveeasilygottenoneofthosebackhome?没错可那样就没有刺♥激♥的故事了Yeah,butthatwouldn'tmakeforaveryexcitingstory你说对吧now,wouldit?你怎么样披萨史蒂夫How,reyoudoing,PizzaSteve?好得很A-okayI天才叔公电影时间现在播出天才叔公电影时间Andnow,"MovieTimeWithUncleGrandpa."格洛丽亚我一直都想跟你说个事Gloria,there'ssomethingvebeenmeaningtotellyou.我我爱你1-Iloveyou.我也爱你吉米Iloveyoutoo,Jimmie.刚刚是恋人小巷的一幕Thatwasascenefrom"Kisser'sAlley/1我们今晚正是要影评这部电影theclassicfilmwe'llbereviewingtonight.大家好我是天才叔公Hi.mUncleGrandpa.我是天才叔公AndmUncleGrandpa.你觉得如何天才叔公So,whatdidyouthink,UncleGrandpa?一开始我的看法摇摆不定Well,Iwasn'tsureatfirst.我去影院小卖♥♥部买♥♥了份大份爆米花Iorderedalargepopcornattheconcessionstand可我不小心掉了只好再去买♥♥了一份butthenIdroppedit,soIhadtogogetanotherone.小卖♥♥部那边让我黄油随便放TheyletmeputonasmuchbutterasIwanted还再给了个盒子让我多装爆米花andtheyevengavemeanextraboxtoputmorecornin实在太爽了whichwasfantastic.打一开始我就知道这次出来看电影Rightfromthestart,Iknewthatthismovieouting一定会特别难忘wasgoingtobeonetoremember.没错这种大好体验Yeah.Thisisoneofthoseexperiences我这位影迷也很想追求thatIliveforasamovie-goer.只要再花两毛五Foronlyaquartermore就能买♥♥到超大杯巨无霸饮料Iwasabletogetanextra-largejumbodrink我就只想要这个whichwaseverythingIcouldaskfor.这样我就可以一品再品It'sdefinitelysomethingIcanseemyselfenjoyingagainandagain尽情享受免费续杯带来的福利thankstotheirfree-refillpolicy.不过那样不代表整部电影都很完美Butthat'snottosaythismoviewasperfectallthewaythrough.半场有个小年轻的手♥机♥一直在响Halfwayin,someyoungteen'scellphonekeptbeeping.害得剧情很难懂Itmadetheplotimpossibletofollow.没错让我很出戏Yeah.Thatreallytookmeoutofthestory.不过幸好那位小年轻1.uckily,however,theyoungteen很快就把手♥机♥关静音道歉了quicklysilencedhisphoneandapologized.过后我就继续纵享电影的动作大戏Fromthatpointon,Iwasbackintotheaction快快乐乐看完片andhadthegreatesttimeever.非常同意天才叔公dhavetoagreewithyou,UncleGrandpa.好一趟狂野的观影旅程Itwasawildride观影体验绝赞andIdefinitelyhadagoodtime.我竖六根小指点赞Igiveit6pinkieswayup.饮料好喝爆米花好吃Gooddrinks,greatcorn小年轻懂事andconsiderateteens-举五手赞成5handsup.天才叔公真是莫大的荣幸UncleGrandpa,it'sbeenapleasure.感谢你参与本节目Thanksforjoiningus.下期天才叔公电影时间再见Seeyounexttimeon"MovieTimeWithUncleGrandpa."天才叔公电影时间真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.
