UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
大家站好一起叫Everyonestandupandscream!天才叔公骑行记各位好消息Guys!Goodnews!紧身衣好家伙Spandex-o-rama.没错Yeah.太棒了Oh,Susanna!这个保证让你们惊掉袜子Thisisgonnaknockyoursocksoff尤其是你披萨史蒂夫especiallyyours,PizzaSteve.天才叔公什么好消息Whatisit,UncleGrandpa?Whatisit?我很怀疑mskeptical.快来看Checkitout!我们要去We'regoing.骑车了Onabikeride到沙滩兜风atthebeach!阳光明媚海风清凉Brightsun,cooloceanbreezes波涛正顺还有比基尼sweetwaves,andbikinis!没错各位儿子女儿Oh,yeah,sonsanddaughters.披萨史蒂夫一定要PizzaSteveisgonna开高速飞车开坏海滩人行道tearthatbeachboardwalkupinhisawesomespeedcycle.这回一定要在地上开满签名mgoingfullJohnhancockonthisone!披萨史蒂夫披萨史蒂夫要霸占海滩了PizzaSteveisgonnaownthatbeach,y'all.不行小披萨Nodice,littleslice.摩托车不能开Nomotorizedvehiclesallowed.只能开双轮的自行车披萨史蒂夫Onlytwo-wheeledpedalbikes,PizzaSteve.确实那当然Well,yeah.Ofcourse.那我知道没错Iknewthat.Yep.摩托车不能开Nomotorizedvehiclesallowed.那个我很满意AndIamverycomfortablewiththat说实话反正这第三个轮子Honestly,thisthirdwheelwasbecoming都有点多余了abitofafifthwheelanyway.天才叔公感觉还不错Oh,man,UncleGrandpa,thissoundsamazing.终有机会到海边秀肌肉了Finally,anopportunitytoshowoffmybeachbod.我知道Iknow!你们最近都很努力Youguyshavebeenworkinghardlately所以卜分钟过后soinexactly10minutes.我们要借骑行抛开一切烦心事We'regonnapedalawayfromallourtroubles.十分钟披萨史蒂夫10minutes,PizzaSteve!好叔公Yeah,uncleg.我该怎么办WhatamIgonnado?要是给他们看穿就完蛋了Iftheyfindoutthetruth,it'sover!虚伪的面具掉了Themaskfallsaway.荒唐的闹剧结束了Theridiculouscharadeends.太可怕了Thehorror.太可怕了Thehorror!我见不得人的秘密Mysecretshame.隐藏r这么多年Hiddenalltheseyears.看好了辅助轮Behold-trainingwheels!要是让他们发现我不会骑两轮自行车IftheyfindoutIcan'trideabikewithtwowheels我就完蛋了mfinished!我是个大废物matotalweenie!披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve!再7分34秒就要去骑行了7minutesand34secondstillbiketime!一定会特爽的Ifsgonnabesoawesome!我等不及了Ican'twait!没错披萨史蒂夫也等不及了Oh,yeah!PizzaStevecan'twaiteither!时候不早了Theclockisticking!不能再软弱下去了NomoreMr.Softslice.看看你有没有实力1.et'sseeifyouhavewhatittakes.骑不好就完蛋了宝贝Rideorcry,baby.骑不好就完蛋了Rideorcry.不能退缩Noturningbacknow.等等也许我还真能骑Wait,maybeIcandothis.大家好Hey,y'all!快看我的车技Getaloadoftheseskills!都有型了还要手干什么Whoneedshandswhenyouhavestyle?大家看这片披萨骑车不用扶车把Hey,guys,thispizzaguyisridingwithnohands!我的天啊他真的很会骑车Holysmokes,thatguyreallyknowshowtorideabike.快看披萨史蒂夫CheckoutPizzaSteve车技真的非常高超andhisamazingbike-ridingprowess!好耶Oh,yeah!什么Wha-不行太可怕了Oh,no.Thisishorrible.万一海滩附近的人都发现Whatwillhappeniftheentirebeachcommunityfindsout披萨史蒂夫连两轮自行车都骑不好呢PizzaStevecan'tholdhisownonatwo-wheeler?绝对不能出这种事Ican'tletthishappen.披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve!只剩2分27秒了2minutesand27secondsleft!我等不及Ican'twait要看你在海滩人行道使出超神特技了tillyouimpressmewithyourawesomenessonthebeachboardwalk!一定会非常神Ifsgonnabeamazing!对没错Oh,yeah,uh,totally.披萨史蒂夫绝不让你失望PizzaStevewon'tletyoudown.天啊天啊Oh,gosh.Oh,gosh.披萨史蒂文今天就要被清算了吗PizzaSteven,isthisyourdayofreckoning?难道全世界会彻底发现Willtheworldfinally,onceandforall,findout你的真面目是个彻头彻尾的骗广吗thetruthaboutyou-thatyou'reacompletefraud?太可怕了Thehorror!大好人生马上就要被那自行车败光了Andsoonmylifewillbedestroyedthankstothatbike.而且我朋友会怎么想Andwhatwillmyfriendsthink?披萨史蒂夫Hey,PizzaSteve.来看看你骑这辆车吧1.et'sseeyouridethisbadboy!不要不要不要No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no!怎么了小奶酪What'swrong,littlecheese?披萨史蒂维还暗记着儿童小三轮吗DoespizzaSteviemisshiswiddle-boytwicycle?不要拜托不要No!Please,no!怎么了What'swrong?我还以为你会骑两轮自行车呢Ithoughtyouknewhowtorideatwo-wheeler.天啊天啊Oh,gosh!Oh,gosh!这下彻底完蛋了It,salloverforme!无路可逃都是那破自行车害的There'snoescape!Allbecauseofthatstupidbike!等等有了Wait!Thafsit!自行车Thebike!没有自行车就没法骑行了Can'tgoonabikeridewithoutabike!没错披萨史蒂夫Yes,PizzaSteve.该来消灭敌人了It'stimetoeliminatetheenemy.披萨史蒂夫说分钟后出来PizzaStevesaidhe'llbeoutinaminute.然后出发Thenwe,llheadout.不错Cool.有人说到披萨史蒂夫了吗Didsomebodysay"PizzaSteve"?披萨史蒂夫刚好赶上PizzaSteve!Justintime!准备好来大骑一场了吗Areyoureadytohaveanawesomebikeride?!先慢着叔公Slowdownthere,uncleg.披萨史蒂夫没办法跟大家一起骑行rPizzaStevewillnotbeabletojoinyouguysonthebikeride.原因就是有人闯进了我房♥间Turnsoutsomebodybrokeintomyroom砸烂了我唯辆两轮自行车andbustedupmyonlysetoftwowheels.没错没车就没法一起骑行了Yeah,so,nobike,nobikeride.抱歉兄弟们Sorry,bros.可是小披萨But,littleslice这次骑行不骑自己的车wearen'tusingourownbikesforthisbikeride.要直接去麦基租车店去租车We'rerentingfromMikey,sbikerental麦基租车店海滩里的租车店就这家最好thebestplacetorentabikeonthebeach.快挑辆好车吧披萨史蒂夫Sopickoutagoodone.PizzaSteve.小不点专属特制先等一下兄弟们Waitasecond,bros.我有话想跟你们说IhavesomethingIwanttotellyou.什么话披萨史蒂夫Whatisit,PizzaSteve?那个我就只是Well,I-well,it'sjustthat跟你们说吧我其实不well,yousee,I.Actuallydon,t-自行车不自行车我的自行车thebikedon't-thebike-mybike我不想Idon'twantto.这我完全懂披萨史蒂夫Iunderstandcompletely.PizzaSteve.真的吗Y-Youdo?没错Yes.你只是想骑行想得非常兴奋You,rejustsoexcitedtogoonthisbikeride让你喜极而泣了thatitbroughtyoutotears.没事了小兄弟There,there,now,littlebuddy.不用怕Don'tyouworry.坐上车来开心骑心情就好受点了You'llfeelbetteronceyou'rebehindthosehandlebarspedalinginjoy.来吧别磨躇了Comeon.Let'snotwasteanymoretime.这场骑行是不是第一盛大啊Man,guys,isthisthemoststupendouslyspectacularbikerideorwhat?非这场莫属天才叔公Nothinglikeit,UncleGrandpa.没错Oh,yeah.披萨史蒂夫骑车最会有型了PizzaStevesureknowshowtorideinstyle.把道让给太平洋这一岸的最强骑手Makewayforthebestbikeriderthissideofthepacific那就是披萨史蒂夫noneotherthanPizzaSteve!我从来没学过数学Ineverlearnedtomath!那是一个阴暗潮湿的夜晚Itwasadarkandhumidnight刮着7%的阵风withawindgustof7%.我孤身一人AndthereIwasallbymyself.坐在沙发上古雅地夜读Enjoyingaquaintnighttimereadonthecouch.我那时看到了F那节突然间Iwasonthefswhen,allofasudden我听到了一阵骇人的怪声Iheardaveryunsettlingnoise.痛苦而缓慢的喘息声Apainfullyslowwheeze.我安慰自己多半没啥东西不用理它Isaidtomyselfitwasprobablynothingandshruggeditoff多半没啥东西不用理它Itwasprobablynothing.lljustshrugitoff然后我又听见了我找了找沙发后边Then,Ihearditagain.Icheckedbehindthecouch.有人吗Guys?但是并没有人在Butnoonewasthere.然后我又听到这声音出现在我身后Then,Ihearditagainrightbehindme-电视theTV!然而并没开Butitwasoff.连插头都没插Infact,unplugged.就在这时候我有点害怕了Atthismoment,Iwasgettingalittlescared.然后声音又出现了Then,itstartedupagain!我飞快地穿过客厅Isprintedacrossthelivingroom躲进电♥话♥亭里andtookrefugeinthetelephonebooth.电♥话♥就在这时电♥话♥响了Justthen,thephonerang.早安G-g-g-goodmorning?喘息声又回来了Thebreathingwasback更可怕的是电♥话♥线还是断的andworseyetthephonewasdisconnected!我冲进电梯里狂按按钮Iburstintotheelevator,jammingthebuttons.快啊快啊快啊快啊Comeon,comeon,comeon,comeon!我等了很长一段时间Iwaitedforwhatseemedlikeaneternity看电梯缓缓下降astheelevatormadeitsslowdescent.发出可怕喘息声的东西Surely,theownerofthishorriblewheeze并没有跟我一起进电梯wasnotintheelevatorwithme.但喘息声反而更大了Butthebreathingwasevenlouderthanbefore!我扒开电梯门Iclawedopentheelevator冲进走廊狂奔andmademymaddashdownthehall跳进卧室里leapingintothebedroom!把能找到的东西全拿来堵门了IbarricadedthedoorwithwhateverIcouldfind.然后做出了在这种情况下的正常反应Then,Ididwhatanyoneelsewoulddointhissituation拿枕头堵耳朵Istuffedpillowsinmyears.最终喘息声听不到了Atlast,Inolongercouldheartheheavybreathing枕头削弱了我的听力asthepillowshadimpairedmyhearing.时至今日Andtothisday我仍未知道声音是否存在着Iwonderiftheheavybreatherstillexists.什么意思W-Whatdoyoumean?你再也听不到那东西的喘息声了Y-Y-Youneverheardhisbreathagain?我听得不是很清楚Well,Ican'treallyhearthatwell都用枕头堵耳朵了sinceIhavethesepillowsinmyears但只要把枕头取出来butmaybewiththemremoved.只有我听到了吗Guys,amItheonlyonethathearsthat?叔公我还听得到Uncleg,Istillhearit!可能是在外面M-Maybehe,srightoutside!也有可能Ormaybe.舒服多了Muchbetter.真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.
