UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

你最爱的就是这集Thisisyourfavoriteepisode!天才叔公冷静奥斯卡准备好来打史诗级雪仗了吗Okay,Oscar,areyoureadyforanepicsnowfight?倒数三秒就开始Startonthecountofthree!一二三开始One,two,three-go!天啊真希望能有真正的朋友Aw,man,IwishIhadrealfriends能陪我打真正的雪仗soIcanhavearealsnowfight.不要啊Oh,no有人刚刚说到雪仗吗Didsomebodysaysnowballfight?乔伊Hey,Joey!我在找想来打雪仗的孩子Iwaslookingforakidwhowantedtohaveasnowballfight.找到了就跟我说1.etmeknowifyouseehim.一定就在这附近Gottobearoundheresomewheres.天才叔公我想打雪仗UncleGrandpa,it'sme!我就是想打雪仗的孩子mtheonethatwantstohaveasnowballfight!乔伊你想打雪仗的话Well,Joey,ifit'sasnowballfightyouwant那就给你打雪仗it,sasnowballfightyou'llget!我马上回来llberightback!好了Allright!谁准备好要Who'sreadyfora-等等天才叔公不要Wait,UncleGrandpano!怎么了What'swrong?无意冒犯我比较想要Well,nooffense,butIwaskindofhoping可以多来一点对手foralittlemorecompetition毕竟你都这么老了seeingashowyou'reanoldmanandall.我懂了Igetit.我也不是第一次因为太老而被拒了It'snotthefirsttimevebeenrejectedbecauseofmyoldage.所以你想要真正的对手吗Soyouwantsomerealcompetition,huh?!没错Yeah!你要的雪仗Asnowballfight是要让其他雪仗都变低级的那种吗thatputsallothersnowballfightstoshame?没错Yeah!而且狂扔雪球就完事了Sheersnowballinsanity?!没错Yeah!我刚好知道有个地方强尼Iknowjusttheplace,Johnny!一起来开打雪仗派对吧1.et'sgetthissnowballfightpartystarted.意下如何杰森Whatdoyasay,Jason?天才叔公这是要去哪UncleGrandpa,wherearewegoing?北极大场面就要在这耍TheNorthPole.It'swherealltheactionis.我们到了乔迪Theresheis,Jody鼎鼎有名大家追捧的北极thefamous,much-sought-afterNorthPole.柱所以这跟雪仗有什么关系Sowhat,sthishavetodowithasnowballfight?天才叔公UncleGrandpa?很高兴你能发问乔琳娜Gladyouasked,Jolene.北极多年以来是兵家必争之地Yousee,theNorthPolehasbeenfoughtoverforyears.众多国家都想占领北极Manynationshavetriedtoclaimitastheirown结果无功而返butnonehavebeensuccessfulinretrievingit败在好战的雪人族下fromthedefiantraceofsnowmen.雪人立誓保护北极Thesesnowmenareswornprotectorsofthepole不惜一切代价都要捍卫北极andwillstopatnothingtodefendit.虽然他们样子可能很像可爱的雪堆Theymaylooklikecutestacksofsnow上面还有萝卜鼻圆又小的煤块眼withcarrotnosesandbeadycoaleyes但是别被表象蒙蔽了butdon'tbefooled.好好好无所谓Yeah,yeah,whatever!雪仗直接开打吧1.et'sgetthissnowfightstartedalready!雪人接招Hey,snowman-takethat!打中了Gotcha!乔伊发什么神经Joey,whatareyou,crazy?!快跑Run!完蛋这下在劫难逃rOh,man!We,reinforitnow!天才叔公怎么回事UncleGrandpa,what'sgoingon?你刚刚跟雪人全面开战rYoujuststartedanall-outwarwiththesesnowmen现在无路可退了andnowthere'snoturningback!什么What?你扔出了第一球Youthrewthefirstball!现在他们特别想回击Nowtheyreallyhaveitinforus!还都找了增援They'vecalledinreinforcements.来收下这些Here,takethese.天才叔公怎么回事UncleGrandpa,what'shappening?!我是叔公中土菜鸟That'sSergeantGrandpatoyou,maggot!抱歉长官是的长官Sorry,sir.Yes,sir!听好了我们必须摧毁那座碉堡Now,listenup!Wegottotakeoutthatbunker.我们要攻占北极但前面有十个敌人We'regonnagetthatPole,butwegotabout10enemies随时都会轰掉我们readytoblowusawayatamoment'snotice.热狗我要拿着这根热狗Hotdog!mgonnatakethishotdog放地图上面滚再吃掉rubitalloverthismap,andtheneatit.好吃热狗战区立刻开战Hot-dog-arificwarzonebattlenow!开始出发战斗吧Isaid,"Let'smoveout!,1掩护侧面Coveryourflank!侧什么Mywhat?东北57公里有敌军来袭Enemiesapproaching57klicksnortheast!什么是公里东北What,saklick,northeast?叔公中士什么是SergeantGrandpa,whatis-小声点二等兵我要打电♥话♥Keepitdown,Private.Igottomakeaphonecall.我是叔公中土请说ThisisSergeantGrandpa,comein.收到9ATCRogerthat-NinerAlphaTangoCharlie6ZTT完毕SixerZuluTangoTango,overout.什么What?跟着我做Now,followmylead!叔公中土怎么了SergeantGrandpa,what'sgoingon?探戈我们要跳探戈Thetango-we,redoingthetango.T跟着我做Nowfollowmylead!宝贝下腰Dip,baby,dip!现在转圈这是命令Nowtwirl-that,sanorder!我们这下肯定没法绕过雪人的阵地Well,nowaywe,regonnagetpastthatsnowman'sland.那要怎么办Sowhatarewegonnado?问题只能我来问二等兵llaskthequestionsaroundhere,Private!那要怎么办Sowhatarewegonnado?呼叫空运Callinanairlift?你这是在请求我还是命令我二等兵Areyouaskingmeortellingme,Private?!我不知道长官Idon'tknow,sir.早该把你告上军事法庭了Ishouldhaveyoucourt-martialed你这个无礼的没用小兵youinsolentgood-for-nothinggrunt!快呼叫空运Now,here,callinanairlift.喂我是二等兵乔伊Hi,thisisPrivateJoey.给我你这是在搞什么鬼Givemethat!Whatdoyouthinkyou'redoing?!我是叔公中士需要空运ThisisSergeantGrandpa,needanairlift.坐标热狗980芥末Coordinates-hotdog,nine80mustard.快快快快快Go,go,go,go,go!二等兵我要你操纵门边的枪Private,Ineedyoutomanthatdoorgun消灭地面上的目标andtakeoutthosegroundtargets.门边上的枪吗地面上的目标吗Doorgun?Groundtargets,sir?说话不准加“吗”Therebetternotbeaquestionmarkattheendofthatsentence!不会了长官抱歉长官是的长官No,sir!Sorry,sir!Yes,sir!正在接近大批高射炮We'reapproachingalotofflak.我的天啊Jeez,Louise敌军要把我们打穿成带洞瑞士奶酪they'retryingtoturnusintoSwisscheese.后面什么情况二等兵What,sgoingonbackthere,Private?我都跟你说了要消灭地面上的目标IthoughtItoldyoutakeoutthosegroundtargets!已经尽力r目标实在太多rmtrying,sir.There'sjusttoomanyofthem!我中弹了我中弹了mhit,mhit!什么What?!阵亡Mandown!有人阵亡Wegotamandown!自动驾驶冷静二等兵医护兵已经到了Allright,calmdown,Private.Medichasarrived.马上治疗你We'lltakecareofyouinajiffy.好疼好疼Ithurts,ithurts!二等兵忍♥住Private,suckitup!抱歉叔公msorry,Sergeant.中土.Grandpa.来看看伤势Nowlet'sseewhatwegot.天啊Oh,jeez!很严重吗Isitbad?我见过更严重的veseenworse.正式开始治疗Nowlet'sgetdowntobusiness.天啊Oh,gosh!撑住二等兵Staywithme,Private!好冷感觉好冷Socoldfeelsocold.来清洗伤口Allright,nowlet'scleanupthewound.太难对付了Boy,thisismessy!二等兵快治好了Allright,Private,almostdone.一定要撑住兄弟撑住Staywithme,Buddy.Staywithme!二等兵包扎完毕没事了Okay,Private,you'reallpatchedup,goodtogo.叔公中土谢谢你救了我的命SergeantGrandpa,Iwanttothankyouforsavingmylife.不用谢二等兵Noneedtothankme,Private.军人就应该照顾战友lt,sasoldier'sdutytolookafterhisbrothersinarms遵从神圣的士兵守则andfollowthesacredsoldier'scode-绝不抛弃战友"Neverleaveamanbehind!'1千万不能忘了二等兵Don'tyouforgetthat,Private.我们中弹rWe'vebeenhit!要坠落了要坠落了We'regoingdown!We,regoingdown!二等兵看来这就要完蛋了Well,Private,lookslikethisistheend.还好我最后关头想起来有备用降落伞GoodthingIrememberedaboutthesespareparachutesatthelastminute不然就orelsewewouldhavebeen-叔公中土SergeantGrandpa!叔公中士不要SergeantGrandpa,no!二等兵二等兵不要Private!Private,no!不要担心我趁还来得及就快撤Don'tworryaboutme!Getoutwhileyoustillcan!叔公中士不要SergeantGrandpa,no!叔公中士拜托不要SergeantGrandpa,please,no!天啊我得怎么办才好Oh,man,whatamIgonnado?好啊好啊好啊Well,well,well.这不是叔公中士吗Ifitisn'tSergeantGrandpa.看来你又挑错对手了1.ookslikeyou'vepickedthewrongfightyetagain.我们知道你的小朋友逃走了Weknowyourlittlefriendgotaway.那不然你就别为难自己Sowhydon'tyoumakeiteasyonyourself把你手上的情报都招了andtelluseverythingyouknow?不行我绝对不会招的No!llnevertalk,never!我什么都不会跟你说mnottellingyounothing!非常好既然你非得玩这一出Verywell,ifthatisthegameyouwanttoplay.让冰人进来bringintheiceman!怎么回事What'sgoingon?你干什么不要Whatareyoudoing?!No!不行不要放冰块No,no,nottheicecube!叔公中士他有危险了SergeantGrandpahe'sintrouble!可我得怎么办ButwhatamIgonnado?!军人就应该照顾战友It,sasoldier'sdutytolookafterhisbrothersinarms遵从神圣的士兵守则andfollowthesacredsoldier,scode绝不抛弃战友"Neverleaveamanbehind!'1千万不能忘了二等兵Don'tyouforgetthat,Private.我绝对不会忘记叔公中士Iwon'tforgetit,SergeantGrandpa.接招Takethat!好啊Yeah!看招Getthis!我要消灭你mgonnagetya!好啊Yeah!好啊Yeah!受死吧Getsome!长官这个小男孩攻破了大门Sir,theboyhasbrokenthroughourmaingate已经进入碉堡了andisinthebuilding!立刻命令全体部队封锁区域Ordertoalltroopstosecurethearea,now!看来你的小兵Itappearsyourlittlesoldierboy比我们想得还要强ismorepowerfulthanwethought.不过无所谓Butnomatter-我们会把他像小雪花一样捏碎Wewillsquashhimlikethetinysnowflakeheis!那你就错了雪人That'swhereyou'rewrong,snowman!不要低估我的二等兵Don'tunderestimatemyprivate!拦住他Stophim!立刻投降放了叔公It,stimetogiveitupandreleasethegrandpa雪人snowmanperson!叔公中士对你训练有方啊SergeantGrandpahastrainedyouwell,Isee.然而你不应该笨到Butyoushouldnotbesofoolish觉得自己可以打败我跟我的军队astothinkyoucandefeatmeandmyarmy.他手上有雪枪是陷阱He'sgotasnowgun!It,satrap!真可惜你没打中Apity,youmissedyourtarget.再见了士兵很高兴认识你Good-bye,soldier.Itwasnicesnowingyou!Snow（雪）与know（认识）谐音你先别急雪人Notsofast,snowmanperson.我并没有没打中而是完美命中Ididn'tmissmytarget-Inailedit!自♥由♥了mfree!什么What?!肚包把你最辣的酱给我BellyBag,givemethehottestsauceyougot!没问题天才叔公Surething,UncleGrandpa!拿去吧Hereyougo!疯狂麦克辣酱"CrazyMyke'sHotSauce.小心加辣Caution-extrahot!"一听就不错Soundsgoodtome!这到底是怎么回事Whatinthelivingheckisgoingonhere?!我融化了mmelting!融化了Melting!牛奶你说这雪仗是不是史诗级啊乔伊Now,wasthatanepicsnowfightorwhat,Joey?没错Yeah.真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.