UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
讨论正事吧1.et'stalkbusiness!天才叔公露营车奥♥运♥我用我的小眼睛看到了Ispy,withmylittleeyes.又大又蓝的东西somethingbigandblue.不会是天空吧Comeon.Thesky?什么才不是What?!No!有一只巨大的Therewasagiant,uh-巨大的蓝鲸游过去了agiantbluewhalethatjustswamby.你玩得太菜了Man,you'rebadatthisgame.看来披萨史蒂夫永远都会是1.ookslikePizzaStevewillalwaysbe一切比赛的天生冠军anaturalchampionofallcompeti-ti-ons.一切比赛的天生作弊佬还差不多Morelikenaturalcheaterofallcompetitions.我作弊佬Me?Cheater?!我什么比赛都能赢你赢得Icouldbeatyouatanycompetition光明正大fairandsquare!我倒很想见识一下dlovetoseethat!我用我的小眼睛看到了Ispy,withmylittleeye天上有个人直冲着我们过来了amaninthesky,headin'straightforus!拜托格斯先生游戏结束了Comeon,Mr.Gus,thegame'sover.我早都赢了WeallknowIwon.大家好Hey,guys!天才叔公Hey,UncleGrandpa.大家跟我来Comewithme,boys!好了这是怎么回事叔公Allright,what,sthisallabout,UncleG?比赛Acompetition.我已经等不及了Ican'twaitforthis.放马过来吧Bringiton,bro.大家先别急Fellas,fellas,relax.这可不是什久一般的比赛We'renottalkin'aboutnoordinarycompetition.而是第16届年度mtalkingaboutthe16thannual.露营车奥♥运♥虽然很不想讨论逻辑问题但是Ihatetobringlogicintotheequation,but比赛期间谁来开露营车who'sgonnadrivetheRVwhenwe,recompetin'?你说得对格斯先生You'reright,Mr.Gus.可能得出现奇迹It,sgonnatakesomesortofmiracle才能找到人来开车tofindsomeonetodrivetheRV.这奇迹不能太大Nottoobigamiracle.得是很小非常小Asmall,minute小得不能再小的奇迹teensy-weensy,miraculousmiracle.可能会有人说是小奇迹Somemightevensaya"tiny"miracle.有人说到小奇DidsomebodysayTinyMirac-别吵小奇迹Quiet,TinyMiracle.我在思考mthinking.思考可以做什么mthinkingaboutsomethingwecando可以找谁someonewecanget构建toconstruct为什么不叫小奇迹开露营车Whydon'tyouaskTinyMiracletopilottheRV?我有个更好的办法vegotabetteridea!我就叫小奇迹来帮忙开露营车llaskTinyMiracletodrivetheRVforus!你以前开过魔法露营车吧小奇迹You,vedrivenamagicalRVbefore,right,Tiny?没有Never!太棒了Fan-tastic!只要按下拉杆Justpressthoselevers转转这个圆圈就行andmovethatcirclethingaround.可以Allrighty!马上开赛1.et'sdothis!隆重开幕有史以来第一次Introducing,forthefirsttime,ever第276届年度露营车奥♥运♥the276thannualRVOlympics!披萨史蒂夫你绝对没办法PizzaSteve,there,snowayyoucan在体育比赛当中赢我beatmeinanathleticcompetition.露营车奥♥运♥的胜利者ThewinneroftheRVOlympics将赢得最棒最最漂亮的willreceivethebest,mostbeautifulest第一名露营车奥♥运♥24K加26龙须菜露营车奥♥运♥奖杯24-carat,26-asparagusbeautifulRVOlympicstrophy.*非真实大小还有抱歉不包含模特And,sorry,boys,modelnotincluded.至于我And,asforme我就来计分先走到I'llbekeepin'scorefromallthewayup.那里去here!本次比赛的第一项赛事是Now,thefirsteventofthegamesis推铅球theshotput!把球扔最远的获胜Whoeverthrowsoneoftheseballsthefarthest,wins!先上场的是格斯先生UpfirstisMr.Gus.我不是故意要吹牛Idon'tmeantobrag,but中学时代我可是推铅球冠军Iwasshotputchampionbackinhighschool.各就位Onyourmarkers!看着点学着点Justwatchandlearn.预备Getset!开始开始开始Go,go,go,go,go!70英尺70feet!肯定没我那个强披萨史蒂夫Doesn'tgetmuchbetterthanthat,PizzaSteve.继续走继续走Keepgoin'!Keepgoin'!披萨史蒂夫你破了推铅球世界记录PizzaSteve,youjustbroketheworldrecordshotputthrow!恭喜你Congratulations!你开什么玩笑Are.you.kiddingme?!披萨史蒂夫你作弊PizzaSteve,youcheated!谁我吗Who,me?没错等我向天才叔公举报Yeah,andwhenItellUncleGrandpa你就要被取消资格了you'regonnabedisqualified.你觉得叔公会知道有什么情况吗DoyouthinkUncleGknowswhat'sgoingon?他都分不清Hedoesn,tevenknowthedifference香蕉跟麦克风betweenabananaandamicrophone.女士们先生们1.adiesandgentleme-e-e-e-n-n-n!没那回事That'snottrue.他只是单纯搞笑He'sjustbein'funny.不知道天才公妈打包了什么午饭IwonderwhatMamaGrandpapackedforlunchtoday.来看看1.et'sseehere.好耶好耶是香蕉Oh,boy!Oh,boy!Abanana!女士们先生们1.adiesandgentlemen现在进入下一项赛事wewillnowmoveontoournextcompetition:水立方游泳赛swimminginthewatercube.先上场的是Upfirstis.格斯先生Mr.Gus.开赛吧1.et'sdothis.最快到达水立方对面即可获胜Whoevergetstotheothersideofthewatercubethefastestisthewinner.你爱作弊就作吧披萨史蒂夫Youcancheatallyouwant,PizzaSteve格斯先生要公平竞争butMr.Gusplaysfair.你公平就公平去吧格斯先生Youdowhateveryouhaveto,Mr.Gus反正奖杯都要归我butthattrophyismine.各就各位Onyourmarkers预备getset.开始Go-o-o!看来格斯先生忘了怎么游泳了1.ookslikeMr.Gusforgothowtoswim.披萨史蒂夫迎面仰泳而来HerecomesPizzaSteve,usingtheoldbackstroke看看那形体andlookatthatform.机器小子小奇迹TinyMiracle,therobotboy危险悬崖6英里距离悬崖有六里Dangercliff6milesaway最好减速Ihadbetterslowdown!刹车在哪Wherearethebrakes?!停危险悬崖天啊Oh,oh,oh,boy.一定小菜一碟This'llbeapieceofcake.各就位Onyourmarkers.预备getset.开始go!多用途动画片大洞女士们先生们1.adiesandgentlemen现在即将揭晓胜利者Wewillnowannouncethewinner.肚包Bellybag.第七十十届露营车奥♥运♥胜利者是Andthewinnerofthe70thIOthRVOlympicthingis.看计分板披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve!好耶Oh,yeah!恭喜你Congrats,buddy.谢谢叔公Thanks,UncleG.我想感谢某个人dliketothanksomeoneinparticular他帮我完成了这个不可思议之旅whohelpedmeonthisincrediblejourney.其实没他我真办不到Actually,Ireallycouldn'thavedoneitwithouthim.没错That'sright.我想把这个奖献给dliketodedicatethisawardto我披萨史蒂夫me,PizzaSteve!祝你下次好运格斯先生Betterlucknexttime,Mr.Gus!真不敢相信Ican'tbelievethis!不No!恐慌小奇迹触发了驾驶室的恐慌警报TinyMiraclesetoffthepanicalarminthecockpit!不好了Oh,no!妈啊Oh,mama!妈啊Oh,mama!天啊怎么才能及时赶到小奇迹那边Oh,man,howarewegonnagetTinyintime?披萨史蒂夫只有你速度快PizzaSteve,you'retheonlyonewiththespeed力量大耐力强可以救得到他strength,andstaminatosavehim.你是全露营车最强运动员You,rethebestathletewegotinthisRV.危险悬崖1英里天啊天啊天啊Oh,dear!Oh,dear!Oh,dear!给你看看要怎么操作llshowyouhowit,sdone.遗嘱来看看So,letsseehere.你要把你所有财产留给你妈You,releavingallyouhavetoyourmother不给你哥杰曼andnothingtoyourbrother,Jermaine.是的没错Yes,that'sright.在这边签字Pleasesignhere.这样就行了Well,thatcoverseverything.祝你掉下悬崖还有运气活命Bestoflucksurvivingthefallfromthatcliff.把脚踩到刹车上小奇迹Putyourfootonthebrakes,Tiny!随时都会到说真的天啊Oh,dear!就这边要赶不上了mnotgonnamakeit.格斯先生Mr.Gus!你救了我Yousavedme!你救了我们大家大块头Yousavedusall,bigbuddy.刚刚那真是太强了ThatwassomeimpressiveStuffbackthere.总有一天你可能可以Somedayyoumighteven跟披萨史蒂夫一样赢露营车奥♥运♥金奖winanRVOlympicGoldMedal,likePizzaSteve.我想送你一份小东西Iwanttogiveyoualittlesomething作为你英雄事迹的奖励格斯先生forbein'aSuperduperhero,Mr.Gus.不要啦Youshouldn'thave!反正比我第一冬奥♥运♥奖杯小Smallerthanmylst-placeOlympicstrophy.可爱Cute.会是什么呢Whatcoulditbe?第一名拯救小奇迹好耶Ohh,boy!露营车有你才会平安格斯先生TheentireRVissafebecauseofyou,Mr.Gus.你值得拥有这座巨大Youreallydeservethisgigantic超重奖杯extremelyheavytrophy.还好我们现在的情况并不至于Goodthingwe,renotinanysituation稍微改变一下车重就完蛋了whereanysubtlechangeinweightwouldbeproblematictous,inanyway,right?这次要成功逃脱得找小奇迹才行Well,it'sgonnatakeaTinyMiracletogetusoutofthisone.谁来着Who,sthat?孩子们Hey,kiddos!天才叔公要带着一样全新优质产品UncleGrandpahere,withagreat,newproduct绝对能改变你们的一生thatwillchangeyourlifeforever.隆重推出我坚信这不是天才叔公PresentingICanDefinitelyBelieveit'sNotUncleGrandpa.我坚信这不是天才叔公天才叔公坚信一定要说“早安”UncleGrandpabelievesinsaying"Goodmorning"即便在下午也要说evenintheafternoon.早安Goodmorning!他这是讨厌F午吗Doeshehatetheafternoon?我不信任不喜欢下午的人Idon'ttrustamanwhodoesn'tliketheafternoon.天才叔公的政♥治♥纲领内容有热狗UncleGrandpa'splatformconsistsofhotdogs热狗还有更多热狗hotdogs,andmorehotdogs.天才叔公跟老虎和恐龙交朋友UncleGrandpa'sfriendswithatigerandadinosaur.拿老虎和恐龙用作战斗Atigerandadinosaurusedincombat可能会比一百颗炸♥弹♥还要危险ispotentiallymoredangerousthanahundredbombs!全世界人们的天才叔还有公Andcanamanwho'severyoneintheworld'suncleandgrandpa真有空当总统吗reallyhavetimetobepresident?如果你真想帮忙的话天才叔公Ifyoureallywannahelp,UncleGrandpa就只管做好你的正职sticktoyourdayjob.现在这样这还差不多Now,thisismorelikeit.投票让披萨史蒂夫当总统VotePizzaSteveforpresident.让披萨史蒂夫当总统我是天才叔公赞成这条竞选消息mUncleGrandpaandIapprovethismessage.真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.
