UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

每天都是热狗节Everydayishotdogday!天才叔公棒球叔公加油科特Comeon,Curt!打个全垒打Hitusahomerun!你的机会来了大块头Now'syourchance,bigguy!你能行的小伙子Youcandoit,buddy!妈妈的小宝贝Mama'sbaby!是啊大块头Yeah,bigguy.你打出全垒打的机会来了Now'syourchancetohitahomerun快夺走我们的微弱领先优势吧andtakeawayourtinylead.计分板赢队蜂队起码我应该还能上垒Well,maybeIcanatleastgetonbase.这次投球叫小不点滑球IcallthispitchthePipsqueakSlider.你出局了You'reout!天啊Oh,man!蜂队看来到头来你还是坐上垒rItlookslikeyougotonbaseafterall.大伙儿赢得漂亮Greatwin,everyone.快去握输队的手Nowgoshakethelosers*hands然后去吃庆祝胜利的披萨吧andthenwe,llgooutforsomevictorypizza.教练非得这样吗Aw,coach,doWehaveto?我不想把他们的晦气沾得满手都是Idon'twanttogettheirloserstankalloverourhands.这倒是You'reright.要是他们惨状会传染就不能冒这险Wecan'triskitiftheirpitifulnessiscontagious.退出联赛吧输队Justquit,losers!不用担心他们Don'tworryaboutthem.我们加倍努力练球就行Wejustgottopracticeharder.还好我们有全联最忠实的教练挺我们Goodthingwegotthemostloyalcoachinthewholeleaguetohelpus.对吧教练Ain,tthatright,coach?抱歉队员们Sorry,gang.队服害我抬不起头Thisuniformbringsmetoomuchshame.你们自生自灭吧Youguysareonyourown.好吧O.kay.至少我们还能Well,atleastwestill整晚在这个照明良好的漂亮球场练球havethisbeautiful,well-litfieldtopracticeonallnight.好吧O.kay.至少我们家长还可以请咱吃冰淇淋Well,atleastourparentscanstilltakeusoutforicecream.其实我们要再生几个小孩Actually,we'rejustgonnatryandmakenewkids.抱歉祝你们好运Sorry.Goodluck!好吧O.kay.至少我们还有尊严Well,atleastwe'vegotourdignity.什么尊严Whatdignity?好吧我们退出联赛算了Okay.Maybeweshouldjustquit.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公从一片玉米田里冒出来UncleGrandpacomingoutofacornpatch?出来的有些莫名其妙了Well,thatcameoutofleftfield.左外场其实是从右外场出来的Actually,thatcameoutofrightfield.先等一下Waitaminute.你们干什么闷闷不乐Whydoyouguysalllooksoglum?我们在考虑退出这个小联赛Well,we'rethinkingaboutquittingthislittleleague.我们刚刚乂输给了对手Wejustlostanothergametoourrivalteam.对啊他们还狠狠羞辱了我们Yeah,andtheytrash-talkedusprettyhard.他们羞辱只是单纯想让自我感觉良好Theyjusttrash-talktomakethemselvesfeelbetter.自卑的人一般都这样It'sacommontechniqueusedbypeoplewithlowself-esteem可以掩饰不安全感tomasktheirinsecurities.更深入理解那就让我来当你们的新教练So,whydon'tyouletmebeyournewcoach带领你们走向成功的康庄大道吧andllputyouonthepathtovictory?好啊可以Sure.Whynot?太好了新教练上任第一条命令是Great!MyfirstorderOfbusinessasyourcoach给你们换上新队服istosetyouguysupwithsomenewuniforms.新队服Newuniforms?跟这个打声招呼吧Sayhellotothis!激光队好酷Cool!激光队1.asers!激光队1.asers?胶纸带忘记揭掉了1.ittlemasking-tapeissue.输队可以了Herewego.输队TheLosers?没错That'sright.队名不能太响亮否则会害你们自负Idon'twanttoinflateyouregoswithapowerfulteamname得稍微谦虚一点sowe'restayinghumble.好吧那新队名取好了Okay.Well,nowthatwehaveanewteamname你要给我们教棒球知识了吗areyougonnateachusanythingaboutbaseball?不行No.我不是很懂棒球1don'tknowmuchaboutbaseball但我认得懂棒球的人butIknowsomepeoplethatdo.他们随叫随到Ifyoucallthem,theywillcome.这我知道Yeah,Iknow.好带他们进来Okay,sendinthefellas.隆重介绍美国职业棒球大联盟IntroducingMajorLeagueBaseball全明星投球手克里斯阿彻AllStarpitcherChrisArcher!队友们好What'sup,team?全明星中场手亚当琼斯AllStarcenterfielderAdamJones!大家好Howy'alldoing?全明星守垒员何塞奥图维AllStarsecondbasemanJoseAltuve!很高兴能来Happytobehere.赛扬奖得主大卫普莱斯CyYoungAwardwinnerDavidPrice.赛扬奖：美职棒大联盟投手最高奖项早安叔公教练Goodmorning,CoachGrandpa.被粉丝爱称雷神的超强投手Andthepowerhousepitcherthathisfanscall"Thor,'*诺阿辛德加德NoahSyndergaard!你应该是要我帮你签名吧mguessingyouwantmetosignthatforyou?签吧Yes,please.不会吧Noway!专业选手要来协助我们Theseprosaregonnahelpus?!没错大联盟的球员会来训练你们That'sright.Thesebigleaguerswilltrainyou打败那群羞辱人的闯祸精tobeatthosetrash-talkingtroublemakers.我等不及要变大变强Ican'twaittogetbigandstrong跟我棒球偶像一个样likemybaseballheroes.说实在的杰克Actually,Jake棒球这门运动只有10%靠体能baseballisagamethat,sonly10%physical.另外90%全靠精神Theother90%-It'sallmental.没错因此That'sright,whichiswhy我们采用东方的打法来打球weuseanEastern-styleapproachtothissport.心气与训练的良好平衡Anicebalanceofinnerchianddiscipline正是成功的关键arethekeyingredientstosuccess.虽然不是很常规It,salittleunconventional但在我们的棒球生涯大有用处butit'shelpedallofusinourcareers.我们很高兴能教大家We'dbehappytoteachyouguys我们在大联盟的打法howwedothingsinthebigleagues.好棒Awesome!好耶Oh,yeah!非常好不过为了节约时间Okay,guys,butinanefforttosavetime可不可以用蒙太奇过一遍canIsuggestusingamontage?没问题Yougotit.好好好蒙太奇差不多了Okay,okay,enoughmontage.专业选手得走了Theseprosgottogetgoing.不会吧Aw,man!还以为比赛期间他们也会在Wethoughttheyweregonnastayforthegame.还要继续演动画片吗啊对Onthisshow?Yeah,yeah,right.我们预算不够Wedon'thavethebudget没法让他们演一整集tohavethemforthewholeepisode.棒球的必备知识我们都教了Wetaughtyoueverythingyouneedtoknowaboutbaseball.不过就是拿棍子打球而已It,sjusthittingtheballwithastick.有什么难的Howhardcoulditbe?你们帮咱找到了禅境就简单不少了It,seasynowthatyou'vehelpedusfindourZen.记住在本垒板要保持脉轮一致Remembertokeepthosechakrasalignedattheplate.你们表现一定会出彩Youguysaregonnabegreat.Iknowit.我们会用精神协助你们比赛We'llbeatyourgameinspirit.真是大好人Whatniceguys打棒球只为信念坚决不为钱财whoareinitforthepassionanddefinitelynotthemoney.大家凑过来一起合影1.et'salljustgettogetherforanicepicture趁他们还没beforetheyhaveto-大伙儿Guys?看来我们预算花光了Welp,guessweranoutofbudget.总之比赛口之前还有不少时间Anyhoo,Wegotplentyoftimebeforegameday可以不用急sowecanjusttakeiteasy.比赛日时间都去哪了Wheredidthetimego?!输队你们的新队服样子好傻Hey,Losers,yournewuniformslookdumb!是啊不过起码他们队名还挺在理Yeah,atleastnowtheirteamnameisaccurate!别忘了Justremember-他们找别人茬只为自我感觉良好Theypickonotherpeopletomakethemselvesfeelbetter.别听他们的Don'tlistentothem.开球Playball!带我去看棒球赛Takemeouttotheballgame带我去人群中Takemeouttothecrowd一振Strikeone!二振Striketwo!三振出局Strikethree!You'reout!我不在乎能不能回去Idon'tcareifIevergetback要支持支持支持Andit,sroot,root,root出局You'reout!计分板赢队输队给主队加油Forthehometeam赢不了那就很可惜Iftheydon,twin,it'sashame一振二振Forit'sone,two三振出局Threestrikesyou'reout安全进垒Safe!加油啊Comeon,boys!你在球赛出局了Attheoldballgame坏球Ball.坏球坏球Ball.Ball.快啊她没有好球区Comeon.She'sgotnostrikezone.坏球四坏球保送Ball.Bettertakeyourbase.好球Stee-rike!暂停Timeout!大家都过来Bringitin,boys.你们场上表现都很自信Youguysarelookingconfidentoutthere但想赢就必须H负一点butyougottobecockyifyou'reevergonnawin.让我看看你自负的眉毛Now,letmeseethosecockyeyebrows,son.完美Perfect!想赢就要能说会道还自负Yougottobecockyandtalkyifyouwanttowin!快上场耍嘴皮子Now,getoutthereandgetthoselipsflapping!给他们见识下谁才是真赢家1.et'sshowthemwhotherealwinnersare!击球手击球手Batter,batter.看样子你在吃蛋糕面糊1.ookslikeyou'vebeeneatingcakebatter.击球手好球Strike!击球手Hey,batter.你是闻什么臭味了吗Yousmellsomethingstinky?什么没有What?No.那干嘛要挥空呢Thenwhy'dyoutakesuchabigwhiff?发臭可可我But-ButI.三振出局Strikethree!You'reout!我们要的是投球手不是挠肚子手Wewantapitcher,notabellyitcher!那只是非慢性皮疹It,sjustanon-chronicrash!你这么抖是想吃薯条吧Youwantsomefrieswiththatshake?奶昔出局You'reout!我最棒mthebest!我们必胜We'llneverlose!卡卡Cut,cut!我是说顿顿Imean,pause,pause.还不对Thatain,tright.暂停暂停Timeout!Timeout!过来聊一下Bringitinforachat.我们快输这是最后机会We'relosing.Thisisourlastchance.说实话我叫你们来聊天Honestly,Ijustcalledachat是因为对手好像就那样追平的becauseitseemedtoworkforthem.也许再想想专业选手的指导好了Maybejustrememberwhatyouheardfromthepros?我们会用精神协助你们比赛我保证We,llbeatyourgameinspirit,Ipromise在精神境界协助fromthespiritplane.别忘了10%靠体能90%靠精神Remember,10%physical,90%mental.我什么都不懂Well,Igotnothing.继续比赛吧1.et'sdothis!三振Strikethree!好耶Aw,yeah!成败在此一举Welp,thisdecidesifwewinorlose.不要有压力Nopressure.有人帮忙我不怕vegotsomehelp.mnotworried.输家输了可别哭哦Hey,loser,promisenottocrywhenyoulose?棍棒跟石头可以把我打骨折Sticksandstonescanbreakmybones但攻击性言论伤害不了我butwordscanneverhurtme.我肩膀感觉断了Myshoulderfeelsbroken.进垒Takeyourbase.巨婴我们领先一分Bigbaby.We'reupbyone.对手绝对打不中球“They'llnevergetahit下一位挥棒样子跟个女的似的especiallywiththisnextbatterwhoswingslikeagirl!我就是女的Iamagirl!吃我这球Eatthis!什么What?!女生力量我来接Igotit!不行Noway!让我来决胜mmakingthegame-winningplay!不行我是最有价值球员No,I'mtheMVP!安全进垒Safe!比分打平了Theyjusttieditup!别自负了快接球Quitbeingsocockyandcatchtheball!要不然一起接球Whatifwebothcaughtit共享最有价值球员的名号♥andsharedtheMVPtitle?好啊Greatidea!不行No!怎么回事What'shappening?!感觉好像自信的反义词ItfeelslikewhatevertheoppositeOfconfidentis.全垒打Homerun!我恨这场比赛Ihatethisgame!你们不是赢家是爱哭鬼You'renotwinners.You'rejustwhiners!不能堕落到他们的水平No,don,tstooptotheirlevel.你们比对手强You'rebetterthanthat.负责才能得胜Winningcomeswithresponsibility.你们又没他们又大又笨You'renotbig,jigglyoafslikethem.让个又臭又笨的来当教练1.edbyastinky,bird-brainedcoach!孩子们我们想要你们回来Kids,wewantyouback.真对不起We'resorry.我想再当你们的教练AndIwanttobeyourcoachagain.我带你们去吃披萨lltakeyoualloutforpizza.不好说1don'tknow.加双份顶料llmakeittwotoppings.双份顶料Twotoppings!这就是成为职业联赛球员的真谛Now,that'swhatbeingamajorleaguerisallabout-都助孩子们helpingkids.怎样才能从这计分板上下去Now,howdowegetoffthisscoreboard?开球Playball!等等别挥棒Wait,don'tswing!真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.