UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
拍拍手庆祝这一天Celebratethedaywithclapping.天才叔公恐龙日格斯先生有件特重要的事情Mr.Gus,there'ssomethingveryimportant我得马上跟你说thatIneedtotalktoyouabout是吗怎么了Oh,yeah?What'sup?那个Well.今天是Todayis-日程计划册披萨史蒂夫来拯救世界了Cornin'tosavetheday,it'sPizzaSteve!安安全全回家去Ollyoilyoxenfree!好了叔公快来看Allright,UncleG.Checkthisout6月31日骑狼喷气背包超模海滩派对爆♥炸♥披萨史蒂夫计划出了最传奇的一天PizzaStevejustplannedoutamostepicday.先从骑狼穿越闹鬼城♥堡♥玩起Thefunbeginswithwolf-backridesthroughahauntedcastle.然后背喷气背包去冰淇淋店Next,wejet-packovertotheicecreamstore吃五倍巧克力圣代forquintuplechocolatesundaes.接着在海滩开派对Afterthat,wepartyatthebeach跟全美顶级超模大玩特玩withamerica,stopsupermodels再接着是整整三小时的爆&hearts怖♥followedbythreefullhoursofexplosions!没邀请格斯先生AndMr.Gusisn'tinvited.披萨史蒂夫这天一听就刺♥激♥PizzaSteve,thatsoundslikeoneexcitingday.然而一件事都不可能会发生Butit'snotgonnahappen.什么What?因为今天是'Causetodayis.是恐龙日It,sdinosaurday!恐龙日是恐龙日It'sdinosaurday!恐龙日Dinosaurday?6月31日恐龙日对恐龙FlYep!Dinosaurday!就标注在口历这边It'srighthereonthecalendar.什么是恐龙日Whattheheckisdinosaurday?是全年一个特别的日子It,stheonespecialdayoftheyear专门致敬勤劳的恐龙人们whenwegettohonorallthehardworkingdinosaurpersons比如我们的格斯先生outtherelikeourveryownMr.Gus.所以今天是这位绿巨人的节日So,yeah,today,sallaboutthebiggreenguyhere.格斯先生希望你Mr.Gus,Ihope准备好过国王生活了you'rereadytolivelikeakingtoday.好耶Aw,yeah!你马上就可以吃到床上早餐'Causeyou'regonnabetreatedtobreakfastinbed深层组织按♥摩♥adeeptissuemassage还有我的精品恐龙日激光秀andthenmydinosaurdaylaserspectacular-全都是给你准备的alljustforyou.今天会是我一生中最棒的一天Thisisgonnabethegreatestdayofmylife!恐龙日Dinosaurday!嫉妒值今天本来应该是披萨史蒂夫的节日TodaywassupposedtobeallaboutPizzaSteve!每天都应该是披萨史蒂夫的节日EverydayissupposedtobeallaboutPizzaSteve!必须恢复秩序Ordermustberestored.破坏恐龙日上早餐吧天才叔公Bringonthebreakfast,UncleGrandpa.等一下Onesec.橙汁0.j.好喝Delicious.如果你喜欢的话Ifyoulikethat就等着吃主菜吧justwaituntilyoutastethemaindish.材料有鸡蛋培根培根培根It,smadewitheggs,bacon,bacon,bacon.培根培根培根培根Bacon,bacon,bacon,bacon培根培根培根培根bacon,bacon,bacon,bacon虫子我爱你格斯先生请享用enjoy.培根培根培根.bacon,bacon,bacon.培根但最重要的材料是爱Bacon,butthemostimportantingredientislove.用餐愉快Bonappetit.你确定那是鸡蛋跟培根吗Yousurethat'seggsandbacon?对Yeah.没错就是鸡蛋跟培根Yep.Definitelyeggsandbacon.我不饿mnothungry.可是格斯先生今天是恐龙日But,Mr.Gus,it,sdinosaurday.我以为你会喜欢我给你做的美食IthoughtyouwouldlikewhatImadeforyou.我还是扔掉我辛勤工作的成果算了lljustthrowawaymyhardwork.自己也丢掉好了Mightaswellthrowmyselfaway,too.我应该能来一口IguessIcantryabite.真的吗Youwill?!真的Sure.来让我喂你Here,letmefeedya!嚼一嚼Nowchew.别忘了吞下去Don'tforgettoswallow.还要吗More?不了谢谢N-No,thanks.来嘛Comeon!很好吃的It'sgood.好了There.是不是很好吃Good,huh?好吃Delicious.第一步完成Steponecomplete.你确定知道你在干什么吗天才叔公Yousureyouknowwhatyou'redoing,UncleGrandpa?当然知道了格斯先生Yes,indeed,Mr.Gus.我要给你mgoingtogiveyou你所体验过的坡棒的恐龙Fl按♥摩♥thebestdinosaurdaymassageyoueverhad.先要把你背上的疳子都去掉Firstmgonnagetridofalltheknotsonyourback.结现在可以开始了Andnowwe,11getstarted.舒不舒服Howdoesthatfeel?感觉还不错Nottoobad,actually.那样呢Howaboutthat?太棒了Fantastic.来更上一层楼了Timetokickitupanotch.希望可以按♥摩♥得更用力点"Iwishthismassagewasharder."没问题格斯先生Yougotit,Mr.Gus!未干水泥天才叔公UncleGrandpa!躺下格斯先生1.aydown,Mr.Gus!加大力度按♥摩♥马上就来Oneextra-strengthmassagecoinin'up.现在舒不舒服Howyoufeelnow?恐龙日马上要好上加好了格斯先生Dinosaurday'sabouttogetawholelotbetter,Mr.Gus.不要动Nowdon'tmove.精品恐龙Fl激光秀Becausethedinosaurdaylaserspectacular精品恐龙日激光秀马上开始isabouttostart!我排练了一整天就为了这位宝贝Irehearsedallyearforthisbaby.想看看吗Youwanttoseeit?不想No.那就听你的了格斯先生Whateveryousay,Mr.Gus.今天是你的节日It'syourday.我只想要你能开心Ijustwantyoutobehappy.格斯先生讨厌我Mr.Gushatesme!好行Okay,fine.好Allright!这场表演献给在场全体恐龙Thisone'sforallthedinosaursoutthere.恐龙日Dinosaurday今天是恐龙日It'sdinosaurday恐龙恐龙恐龙Dino,dino,dino恐龙恐龙恐龙恐龙口Dino,dino,dino,dinosaurday恐龙日快乐格斯先生Happydinosaurday,Mr.Gus.今天是恐龙日格斯先生It'sdinosaurday,Mr.Gus!我的天啊你们信不信Oh,mygosh!Canyoubelieveit?为恐龙欢呼三声Hip,hip,hoorayfordinosaurday!完了天怎么黑了Oh,no.Why'sitgettingalldark?不好了Oh,no.陨石要来了Themeteoriscoming格斯先生你还记得陨石Hey,Mr.Gus,yourememberwhenthatmeteor激光消灭了你朋友和家人那会儿吗like,destroyedallyourfriendsandfamily?欢乐激光秀致命激光枪够广That'sit!我再也受不了了别再弄早餐I-Ican'ttakeitanymore!Nomorebreakfast.别再弄按♥摩♥Nomoremassages!别再弄激光Nolasers!别再弄恐龙日了Nomoredinosaurday!我爱你格斯先生Iloveyou,Mr.Gus.好啦叔公There,there,UncleG.别哭了Don'tcry.好Okay.格斯先生一点都不感激Mr.Gusdidn'tappreciate你在恐龙日为他付出的一切是吗whatyoudidforhimondinosaurday,huh?对No.天啊太坏了Boy,that'srough.如果今天是披萨日的话Youknow,ifitwerepizzaday我一定会爱上你为我做的好事Iwouldloveallthenicethingsyouwoulddoforme.等一下Say,whataminute.今天就是披萨日Itispizzaday.真的吗Itis?真的你看Yeah!Checkitout!6月31日披萨日好耶Allright!披萨日Pizzaday!对对对走吧Yeah,yeah,comeon,let'sgo.恐龙日Dinosaurday.折磨格斯先生日还差不多MorelikemangledMr.Gusday.真想不到那家伙脑袋怎么了Ican'timaginewhat'sgoingoninthatguy'shead.我爱你格斯先生Iloveyou,Mr.Gus.天啊我可能是过激了吧Man.MaybeIoverreacted.我爱披萨FlIlovepizzaday!披萨日可今天是恐龙Pizzaday?Buttoday'sdinosaur-6月31日披萨日根本不对怎么That'snotright.Whatthe.破坏恐龙日只有一个我认识的人There'sonlyonepersonIknow写出来的字是辣香肠红色thatwritesinpepperonired.要是他想要披萨日Andifit'spizzadayhewants那就送他一个披萨Hit'spizzadayhe'llget.嘴巴张开甜蜜蜜的披萨小男孩Nowopenwide,mysweetlittlepizzaboy.好耶Allright!披萨日宝贝Pizzaday,baby!披萨日快乐格斯先生Happypizzaday,Mr.Gus!天才叔公披萨日不是这么过的UncleGrandpa,you'redoingpizzadayallwrong.是吗Iam?你在说什么Whatareyoutalkingabout?大家都知道Everybodyknows披萨FI应该要吃披萨you'resupposedtoeatpizzaonpizzaday不是喂披萨notfeedit.看来最好买♥♥点披萨来吃Guesswebetterordersomepizzas,then.今天不行Wecan'ttoday.为什么Whynot?披萨店全都关门了Well,allthepizzastoresareclosed.毕竟披萨日可是国家级假日Afterall,pizzadayisanationalholiday.那我们要上哪去找披萨来吃呢Thenhowwillweeverfindanypizzastoeat?这边就有一片There'saslicerightthere.说什么Saywhat?对啊Oh,yeah!披萨Pizza!天啊Aw,man!逮到了Gotcha!天啊天啊天啊Oh,boy,oh,boy,oh,boy!披萨R快乐Happypizzaday.等等不要格斯先生不要Wait!No!Mr.Gus,no!好我承认Okay,Iadmitit!今天并不是披萨日lt,snotreallypizzaday.我只是嫉妒恐龙日Iwasjealousthatdinosaurday都是你的节日wasallaboutyou不是披萨史蒂夫的节日andnotPizzaSteve.所以我就蓄意破坏SoIpurposelyruined叔公计划为你准备的所有好东西allofthenicethingsUncleGplannedforyou.真抱歉Sorry,bro.披萨史蒂夫听你承认自己犯错PizzaSteve,hearingyouadmitthat让今天成为了史上最棒的恐龙日了justmadetodaythebestdinosaurdayever.所以等下今天还是披萨日吗So,wait.It'sstillpizzaday,right?真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.
