UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
用电邮寄我个零食吃E-mailmeasnack!天才叔公格斯的礼物天才叔公动画片UncleGrandpaisanimated在观众面前现场制♥作♥infrontofalivestudioaudience.肚包我回来了BellyBag,mhome!这我知道天才叔公Yeah,Iknow.UncleGrandpa!我就戴在你身上呢忘了吗mattachedtoyou.Remember?还真是Oh,right!那肚包So,BellyBag你一定想知道我手上拿着什么吧Ibetyou'rewonderingwhatmholdinghere.跟你说吧Well,lltellya!我手上的这个Thisrighthere.是送给我好朋友格斯先生的超棒礼物isagloriousgiftformygregariousfriendMr.Gus!天才叔公盒子怎么在晃啊UncleGrandpa,whyistheboxshaking?因为我送格斯先生的礼物是只That'sbecausemygiftforMr.Gusisa.小呆呆Trogger!小呆呆是一种特别稀有的外星生物ATroggerisaveryrarealienspecies它的母星是咯咯笑七号♥行星fromtheplanetPrimeGiggly7.几千年以来Andforthousandsofyears朋友之间都会互赠小呆呆friendshavebeengivingeachotherTroggers示出真情实意的兄弟情astheultimategestureoftruebromance.如果小呆呆接受格斯先生当正主IftheTroggeracceptsMr.Gusasitsrightfulowner那我跟格斯先生的兄弟情thenthebondbetweenmyselfandMr.Gus就比一千份友情加起来还深了willbestrongerthanathousandfriendships.饿吗小家伙Youhungry,littlefella?我身上还有多出来的酱料包哦IthinkIhavesomeextrasaucepacketsonme.快吃吧Here,eatup!不会吧它居然不吃Oh,no!He'snoteating!会不会是不高兴了Couldhebeupset?!如果小呆呆心情不好IfthisTroggerisinabadmood那肯定就示不出兄弟情了thefriendshipgesturewillberuined格斯先生就会跟我绝交了andMr.Guswillneverwanttobefriendswithmeagain!天才叔公它可能是嫌挤UncleGrandpa,maybehe'sfeelingcramped.放出来一下吧Justlethimoutforaminute.放出来1.ethimout?肚包好一个馍主意BellyBag,that,ssuchaterribleidea.我居然都没想到msurprisedIdidn'tthinkofit.先等一下我有主意了Oh,wait!Ihaveanidea!就放出来一下吧I'lljustlethimoutforaminute!这公快就生机勃勃了Chipperalready?这下恢复正常了1.ookslikewe'rebackinbusiness.快回来小坏蛋Getbackhere,youlittlerascal!你跑不远的Youwon'tgetfar!我对这辆露营车了如指1knowthisRVlikethebackofmy不会吧Oh,no!你干嘛要跑那边去Why'dyouhavetogooverthere?!怎么了叔公What'swrong.UncleG?它跑到可恶的空白区去了Itescapedintothedarnwhitevoid,ofcourse!我在里面向来容易迷路Ialwaysgetlostoutthere.我好爱背景AndIlovebackgrounds.加把劲叔公都是为了格斯先生Comeon,UncleG,doitforMr.Gus!好吧Okay.过来小呆呆小呆呆小呆呆小呆呆Here,Trogger,Trogger,Trogger,Trogger!我的天啊运气真好Oh,goodness!Whatluck!我最小的朋友找到了There'smysmallestfriend!不要Nope!我掉下去了mfalling!真掉下去了Definitelyfalling!怎么了老哥Whatup,daddy-o?披萨史蒂夫Hey,PizzaSteve!你在干什么呢Whatyouupto,man?哎哟Doy!哎哟哎哟哟Double-doubledoy!我要把这只小呆呆送给格斯先生IgotthisTroggerforMr.Gus.他一定会喜欢He'dlovethat!可我太笨把它丢了ButIdumblostit!格斯先生随时都会健完身回来AndMr.Guswillbebackfromthegymanyminutenow!不会吧Oh,no-o-o!我问你披萨史蒂夫Whaddayasay,Peezy?会帮兄弟解围吧Willyahelpabrotherout?没什么奶油蛋卷Nosweat,brioche!我有追踪小呆呆的博士学位vegotaPhDinTroggertracking.真的吗Youdo?真的而且我爱空白区Yeah,man.PlusIlovethewhitevoid.背景太土了Backgroundsaresolame.没错背景烂透了Yeah.Backgroundsstink.在这奇怪的区域一定要小心We'vegottobecarefulinthisstrangezone.陷阱和诡计比比皆是There'strapsandtrickeryabound!大家好欢迎继续观看节目Hey,guys!Welcomebacktotheshow!早安Goodmorn不好意思Excuseme!天才叔公抱歉打扰了Hey,UncleGrandpa!Sorrytointerrupt.你有没有看到Youwouldn'thaveseen一只小呆呆刚好经过附近吧aTroggeraroundtheseparts,haveyou?真是又好笑又奇怪That'ssofunnyandweird.这种事我从来没见过I'veneverseenthatbefore.这地方很眼熟Thispartlooksfamiliar.完蛋了Flooey!是流沙Quicksand!别怕叔公Don'tworry,UncleG.只要双臂使劲乱挥起来Youjusthavetothrashyourarmsaroundloads脚摇摆起来腹肌收放起来就好了jiggleyourlegs,andtenseandun-tenseyourabs.你来抓住我的手吧How'boutyougrabmyhands?不行No.我会把你拖下去你绝对不想dweighyoudown,andyoudon'twant-快放了我下♥贱♥蛆虫Unhandme,youlowlygrub!看来又是空白区Morewhitevoid,Iguess.你是我吗Areyou.me?问得好Goodquestion!我是我吗AmIme?你是我吗Amyoume?这是我吗Isthisme?他是你吗Ishimyou?那是口卜吗Isthatboo?口卜口卜口卜Boo,boo,boo?你们有看到小呆呆吗Anyy'allseenaTrogger?我有看到I'veseen'em.小家伙往空白区更深处去了1.ittlefellerwentdeeperintothevoid.更深处Deeper?他们好像突然不开心了Theydon'tseemsohappyallofasudden.那是因为我们不去更深处That'sbecausewedon'tgo"deeper."我们已经待在这里好久了We'vebeendownherelongenough.你们都别说了Now,y'alljusthushnow!我不能没事光站着Ishan'tstandidlyby小呆呆都还在空白区里乱跑呢whilethatTroggerrunsamuckinthisvoid!我一定要找到格斯先生的礼物mgoingtogetthatgiftforMr.Gus然后出去andgetoutofhere!因为我是一个天才叔公BecausemanUncleGrandpa所有天才叔公都必须这样andthat'swhatUncleGrandpasdo!现在谁挺Nowwho'swith-听见没披萨史蒂夫Yahearthat,Peezy?听见了叔公Isuredid,UncleG.朋友可不可以在这边放我们下来Say,friend,doyouminddroppingusoffhere?又来了Notagain!你好元婴期的天才叔公Hello,fetus-stageUncleGrandpa.欢迎来到终极层Welcometotheultimatelevel.天啊天啊地啊地啊Goodness,gracious,golly,golly,gosh.好漂亮的一群天才叔公啊Whataniftybunchofunclegrampees.我们是天才叔公吗Areweunclegrampees?还是单纯只是别人梦境的具象画面Orarewesimplythevisualizationofsomeoneelse'sdreams?源于想象Drawnfromimagination.动如梦幻Movingasanillusion.谁又说得清呢Whocanreallysay?在空白区待得最久你会变成什么样Whatcouldyoubecomeifyoustayedlongestinthevoid?快给我小呆呆GivemeTroggernow!能问答这个简单的问题自然会给你Ofcourse,ifyoucananswerthissimplequestion.现实是什么Whatisreality?我就是现实mreality!我的小聪聪啊Oh,myTriggle!是小呆呆TheTrogger!露营车其他部分就在这TherestoftheRVwasrighthere.今天真是事情多Yes,it'sbeenquiteaday.该把这只小可爱送给格斯先生了TimetogetthislittlecutietoMr.Gus.猜猜我要送你什么Guess.whatIgotyou!那是小呆呆吗IsthataTrogger?!都好多年没见过了Haven'tseenoneoftheseinyears!克拉姆西高中饮水机内特你好啊兄弟Nate!,Sup,bro!萨拉Sarah!背包不错Coolbackpack.卢克我们要宣传环保1.uke,we,retryingtospreadawarenessaboutconservation.能不能别浪费这公多水了Couldyoupleasestopwastingsomuchwater?小妹妹虽然我很想帮忙1.adies,dlovetohelpout不过你们也看到了butasyoucansee我现在这是在保持超酷的姿势mcurrentlymaintainingaprettysolidcoolpose.凯尔Hey,Kyle!衣服不错CooIshirt!卢克这些女生说得对1.uke,Ithinkthegirlsareright.还是不要动饮水机了Maybeeaseoffthewaterfountain.好啊这个怎么样Sure,buddy.How,sthis?闹着玩的凯尔mjustplayin',Kyle.单纯开个玩笑Justkiddin'around.走吧快给我滚神经病Goon.Getouttahere,yacrazykid.那你们几个小妹妹是想来亲热的吗So,uh,youladieswannamakeout,orwhat?卢克请你不要乱动饮水机Hey,Luke!How,boutyoueaseoffthewaterfountain!青少年放屁悸动是青少年放屁悸动It,sTeenageFartThrob!什么是青少年放屁悸动What'saTeenageFartThrob?!他是个高中猛♥男♥He'sahigh-schoolhunk会用放屁超能力帮助弱势群体whohelpsthelessfortunatewithhisincrediblefartingpower!你应该不是很了解目前的旱情多严重mnotsureyou'reawareofthecurrentdroughtwe,rein.我来教教你Allowmetoeducateyou!科学用具再送个甜点Andfordessert!你这跟刚刚说的话也没关系啊Butthatdoesn,tconnecttoyourpreviousreference!谢谢你帮我们宣传环保Thankyousomuchforhelpingourcause青少年放屁悸动TeenageFartThrob!环保乃世界之大任Don'tyoumeantheworld,scause?青少年放屁悸动TeenageFartThrob?!博德纳尔校长好Hi,PrincipalBodnar.我都跟你说多少次了HowmanytimeshaveItoldyou能不能别破坏学校公物了tostopdamagingschoolproperty?!跟我走一趟年轻人You'recomingwithme,youngman!别那么用力Notsorough.卢克饮水机我的天啊Oh,mygosh!青少年放屁悸动Hey,TeenageFartThrob这样保护水资源行不行how'sthisforconservingwater?给我全力来放一屁啊臭屁哥Gimmeyourbestshot,Stinky!不要教我做事Don'ttellmewhattodo!这场臭屁大游♥行&hearts他该泡汤了Timetoraindownonthisstinkparade!看不清Ican'tsee!怎么又破坏学校公物Moredestructionofschoolproperty?我受够了vehadit!博德纳尔校长你们几个不良少年得学会尊重我学校Youdelinquentsneedtolearntorespectmyschool!我的天啊Oh,mygosh!三个环的活页夹Three-ringbinderpinch!所有人都回去上课Allright,everyonebacktoclass!你这是想去哪Wheredoyouthinkyou'regoing?给我回去上课Gettoclass,mister!我创造那只丑八怪是要来杀人的Icreatedthathideousmonstertokill不是用来逃课的notskipclass.青少年放屁悸动真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.
