YoungSheldon《小谢尔顿》第七季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
Jt世上没人比我强壮JJNobodyelseisstrongerthanIamJJ昨天我移了一座山JJYesterdayImovedamountainJJ我相信我能当你的英雄JJIbetIcouldbeyourheroJJ我是个了不起的小家伙JJIamamightylittleman/J我是个了不起的小家伙JJ*Iamamightylittleman(少年谢尔顿少年谢尔顿前情提要PreviouslyonYoungSheldon.你不能当我的实验助手Youcan'tbemylabassistant排队要抢那个位子的学生There'sawaitlistofstudents我不能就这么给你特殊待遇andIjustcan'tgiveyouspecialtreatment.要想成你得改改态度Notwiththatattitude.哪位Hello?我能当你的实验助手吗CanIbeyourlabassistant?如果我答应你你可以别烦我了吗IfIsayyes,willyoupleasestophoundingme?当然一行你赢了Absolutely.-Fine,youwin.我很清楚自己在这的身份Iunderstandmyrolehere.事实上我注意到你的反应速率有错误Infact,Inoticedaflawinyourreactionrate,但我绝口不提因为我懂得守本分butIkeptittomyselfbecauseIknowmyplace.是什么错-演技挺好Whatisit?-Nicetry.着火了着火了Fire!Fire!试剂里是不是含太多氧了Wasittoomuchoxygeninthereagents?瞧你根本不需要我帮忙See,youdidn'tneedmyhelpafterall.我在当林克莱特博士的助手的这事上MyroleasDr.Linkletter'slabassistant进步神速wasprogressingnicely.我充分掌握了人工粒子收集器的使用IhadmasteredOperatingthemanualparticlecollector,也就是俗称的扫把akaabroom.我或许不是每次都能听出别人在讽刺Imaynotalwaysrecognizesarcasm,但我绝对也是讽刺的一名好手butIsureknowhowtouseit.谢尔顿Sheldon,我在太阳中微子探测仪上碰到了一点瓶颈vehitabitofaroadblockwiththesolarneutrinodetector.要不你来看看吧Whydon'tyoucomehavealook?你的意思是希望我加入你的实验吗Areyousayingyouwouldlikemetotakepartinyourexperiment?当局者迷嘛请个旁观者或许能有帮助Well,Ithinkafreshsetofeyesmightbehelpful.因为我之前的旁观结果被证实是正确的吗Becausemypreviousobservationsprovedcorrect?是的Yes.如果你之前听我的实验室就不会着火对吗Andhadyoulistenedtome,thelabwouldn'thavecaughtfire?对啦Yes.我确认一下在稚嫩的11岁那年Sojusttobeclear,atthetenderageof11,我将正式加入学术研究中吗llbeofficiallyparticipatinginanacademicstudy.你到底来不来Willyoudoitornot?当然这个给你Absolutely.Hereyougo.你把这个给我♥干♥嘛WhatamIsupposedtodowiththis?如果你连这都参不透难怪你需要找我帮忙Well,ifyoucan'tfigurethatout,nowonderyouneedmyhelp.家里还有吹风机吗Dowehaveanotherhairdryer?这只坏掉了Thisonebroke.你就用毛巾擦干嘛Justuseatowel.然后变成你这种发型吗Somyhaircanlooklikeyours?我才不要Idon'tthinkso.去车♥库♥里翻翻吧Golookinthegarage.谢谢Thankyou.我喜欢我的发型Ilikemyhair.虽然我加入了学术研究之中Imayhavebeenpartofanacademicstudy,但我并不是库珀家butIwasn,ttheonlyCooper唯一一个即将有大发现的人onthevergeofmakingagreatdiscovery.谢尔顿以前的考卷Sheldon,stests.我要发大财啦mgonnaberich.米希再10分钟出门Missy,tenminutes.好Okay.你在看什么呢Whatchalookingat?就看杰夫牧师与斯巴克斯太太UhJustPastorJeffandMrs.Sparks.他们之前也有一起散步过啊Theywereouttheretheotherday,too.你怎么没跟他们一起Howcomeyoudon'tgowiththem?他们没邀请我Theydidn'tinviteme.真惨Ouch.这一天开始就难受啦Roughstarttoyourday.所以我目前遇到的难题是So,theproblemthatmrunninginto我没办法让内球体isIcan'tgettheinnersphere成功悬浮在缓冲液里toremainsuspendedinthebufferliquid.你试过在球体外缠上铜线吗Haveyoutriedwrappingthesphereincopperwire?试过了会滑出来Idid,butitjustslipsout.或许我们可以把它套在什么套子里Perhapswecouldsuspenditinsomesortofsleeve.可是这样会挡住光的照射Thatwouldpreventlightfromgettingthrough.我很好奇如果我有胡须可以捋Iwonderifmythinkingwouldbemoreeffective我思考会不会更有效率ifIhadabeardtostroke.这是我对青春期少有的几个期待之一了Ifsoneofthefewaspectsofpubertymlookingforwardto.男厕丹Hey,Tam.如果我跟你说WhatifItoldyou你今晚不用准备明天的化学考试了你会如何youdidn'thavetostudyforyourchemistrytesttonight?为什么Why?因为我找到了这个'CauseIfoundthis.牛逼Cool.那你怎么知道我们明天会考同一份考题Buthowdoyouknowwe,regonnagetthesametest?我确认过r考题每年都是重复的Icheckedwe'vebeentakingthesameonesallyear.这些老师居然还敢骂我们懒吗Andteacherscalluslazy?就是说嘛Iknow.好吧谢啦Well,thankyou.你别急我这东西可不是拿来送的Holdonnow.Iain,tjustgivin,itaway.你要多少钱Howmuch?5块Fivebucks.值得It,sworthit.我再考一次B我妈会宰了我IfIgetanotherB,mymomwillkillme.我卖♥♥的可不只是考卷Hey,Idon'tjustselltests.是一家团圆Ibringfamiliestogether.你猜怎么着Getthis.我开车经过卫理教派的教堂IdrovepasttheMethodistchurch你猜他们教堂外的标语写了什么andyouknowwhatthesignoutfrontsaid?什么What?“友谊小船海贼船都比不上信仰之船”"Friendship,pirateship,trythebestship-worship."蛮棒的限Clever.这是我们去年用过的标语是我写的Thatwasoursignlastyear!Iwrotethat!但最重要的事情难道不是Isn'tthemostimportantthing让更多的人愿意上教堂吗thatitmightgetmorepeopletogotochurch?但这个凶手犯下了盗窃之罪Butwhoeverdidithasthesinofstealing灵魂有了污点这事跑不掉ontheirsoulnow,soatleastthere'sthat.那就行啦Thereyougo.对了Oh,um.我看到你跟布兰达斯巴克斯IsawyouandBrendaSparks今早在外面散步呢outforawalkthismornin,.感觉挺有趣啊-对啊That'sfun.-Yeah.一大早散步挺有益身心的Nicewaytostarttheday.是啊那个Yeah.Um.我也想找乔治一起去散步dgowithGeorge,但他是体育老师buthe'sagymteacher,他们这些体育老师好像都不爱走动andasagroup,they'renotmuchforwalkin'.你就一直磨他嘛或许哪天就顽石点头了Well,youkeepasking,maybehe'llcomearound.好主意谢谢你Goodidea,thankyou.这里面可不止装了教堂标语金句It'snotjustwittychurchsignsuphere.我从没想过球体悬浮在矿物油中Ineverthoughtaspheresuspendedinmineraloil能这么让人兴奋couldbesoexciting.已经坚持8分钟没有移♥动♥Eightminutesandithasn'tmoved.目前情况十分良好Sofarsogood.妈呀我小心脏砰砰跳Oh,boy,myheartispounding.希望我不会变成一个爱玩心跳的人IhopeIdon'tturnintoanadrenalinejunkie.你们在忙什么呢What'sgoingoninthere?这是一个太阳中微子探测仪的原型机Thisisaprototypeofasolarneutrinodetector.我们得让这球完美悬浮固定在Weneedtokeepthespheresuspended这个闪烁体之中preciselyinthescintillator.说到闪烁乂光彩熠熠Speakingofscintillating.少来-失礼了No.-Sorry.可恶Darnit一定是油把黏着剂给溶了Ah,theoilmust'vedissolvedtheadhesive.好啦Well.准备好走了吗readytohittheroad?拜托再等等我们马上就要解出方法了Please,notyet.We'resoclosetocrackingthis.再给我们10分钟吧Justtenmoreminutes?行吧Fine.太好啦-棒啊Oh,boy.-Yes!虽然哥已经离开那所学校Iwasn,tevenatthatschool,但我还是持续提升着学生的平均分数andIwasstillboostingitsgradepointaverage.你有生物考卷吗Yougotbiology?不好说你有钱吗Depends.Yougotmoney?有那我也有Yeah.-1gotbiology.或许我们可以制♥造♥某种茧来固定它Perhapswecouldcreatesomesortofacocoontosuspendit.用金属线吗或尼龙Outofwire?-Ornylon.但我不知道怎么把它编织在球体周围ButIwouldn'tknowhowtoweaveitaroundasphere.我不是什么天才但听起来mnotagenius,butitsoundstome你们在说的就是打毛线嘛likewhaty'allaretalkingaboutis,uh,crochet.可以这么说吧Isupposeweare.因为你们可以把毛线打成各种形状的啊Becausewithcrochet,youcanmakeallkindsofshapes.有意思Intriguing.我就给琼尼打过一个罩子HelbIevencrochetedacoverforJolene.抱歉什么东西msorry?是我的保龄球啦That'smybowlingball.她喜欢给无生命体取名字很怪Shelikestonameinanimateobjects-it'sodd.也可以说是迷人的奇思妙想啊Orwhimsicallycharming.康妮你愿意帮助我们探测太阳中微子吗Connie,wouldyouhelpusdetectsolarneutrinos?真的吗Really?你想要我加入你这个科学的东西吗You-you-youwantmetobeapartofyoursciencething?是的Indeed.这个嘛Well.有何不可行吧sure,whynot.太好啦Excellent.就这样Andjustlikethat,我姥姥也被科学的魅惑呼唤所吸引mymeemawhadbeenseducedbythesirencallofscience.但在我们揭开宇宙的神秘面纱之前Butbeforeweunravelthesecretsoftheuniverse,我要先去上个厕所mgonnahitthejohn.保佑准备餐点的人Andblessthehandsthatpreparedit.阿门Amen.阿门阿门Amen.-Amen.大家都去哪里了Whereiseveryone?小乔治还没回家谢尔顿跟姥姥还在大学Georgie'soutandSheldon'sattheuniversitywithMeemaw.今晚这餐我的娱乐责任压力山大啊Alotofpressureonmetokeepthingsfun.我在想等会儿吃完饭Hey,Iwasthinkingafterdinner,我们两个可以去散个步啊maybeyouandIcouldgooutforawalk.为什么Why?杰夫牧师跟布兰达常一起散步感觉很不错PastorJeffandBrendahavebeendoingit,mightbenice.那你跟他们一起去就好啦Sogowiththem.他们没找她所以她在不开心Theydidn'tinviteher.Shewasallupsetaboutit.所以人家不带你玩倒霉的却是我吗Well,yougetleftoutandIgetpunished?跟你老婆散步是惩罚是吗Awalkwithyourwifeispunishment?换你上场说点有趣的You,reup,saysomethin'fun.我觉得牧师跟斯巴克斯太太可能是聊比利的事IthinkPastorJeffandMrs.SparksmightbetalkingaboutBilly.比利怎么了吗What'sgoingonwithBilly?他在学校老是惹上麻烦He'sbeengettingintroubleatschool.这事情哪里有趣了Howisthatfun?这是八卦啊八卦很有趣It,sgossip.Gossip'sfun.可怜的孩子Poorthing.布兰达的确是有说过他还不太适应Brendadidsayhewashavingtroubleadjusting.或许我等会该去关心一下她MaybeIshouldseeifshe'sdoingokaylater.好主意我不用散步了你干得好Greatidea.mnotwalking,goodjob.所以我该用什么材料做这个东西SowhatamImakingthisthingoutof?我们之前是用金属线但或许Wewereusingwire,butthatmightbe这你编织起来不方便difficulttocrochetwith.拜托只要老娘想Oh,please,Icouldcrochetbarbedwire我能用一双筷子加带刺铁丝打毛线withachopstickifIhadto.我欣赏你的英雄风范Iadmireyourbravado.这种时候我们是不是该用女性的“英雌风范”Inthiscase,isn'titthefeminine,"bravada"?可是我没有听过这个词呢veneverheardtheterm"bravada."咱们还是用“豪气”吧1.et'sjustgowith"Chutzpah."豪气是什么意思-就类似勇气What'schutzpah?-It'slikemoxie.我的确很喜欢勇气Oh,Idolikemoxie.我佩服你的勇气Iadmireyourmoxie.但是我认为尼龙线However,Ibelievethatnylonthread会是坡好的选择wouldbethebestchoice.没错其具有化学惰性True,it'schemicallyinertandwouldallow能让更多光穿过morelighttopassthrough.尼龙线Nylonthread.没问题Done.棒对女性我知道这是个词Brava.ThatoneIknowisaword.我能问一下CanIask.我们为什么要找太阳中微子吗whyexactlyarewelookingforsolarneutrinos?其他实验只观测到了半数从太阳产生的Otherexperimentshaveonlyseenabouthalftheneutrinos中微子comingfromtheSun.我们想弄清原因Andwe'dliketofigureoutwhy.弄清会怎么样Andwhathappensifwedo?就能告诉我们那里正发生什么Theywilltelluswhatkindofnuclearreactions核子反应aregoingonthere.在太阳里吗IntheSun?是的Yes.这么远怎么做到That'ssofar-how?中微子是在太阳核心内生成的NeutrinosaremadedeepwithinthecoreoftheSun.它们想要出来Theyhavetogooverahundredtimes必须跨越地球半径百倍的距离theradiusofEarthjusttogetout.有点像开一整天车Mm,kindoflikehowyoucandrive都还没开出德州范围alldayandstillbeinTexas.没错然后它们还得旅行Exactly,thentheyhavetotravelanother九千三百万英里才能到达地球93millionmilesjusttogethere.本质上中微子就是Huh.Neutrinosareessentially来自太阳中心的直接信使directmessengersfromthecenteroftheSun.所以我们才要建原型机That'swhywe'rebuildingtheprototype.而我能成为其中一份子吗AndIgettobeapartofit?是的Youdo.我去Damn.有钱拿吗Isthereanymoneyinit?没有-我去No.-Damn.喂Hello?布兰达是我玛丽Hey,Brenda.It'sMary.是你啊Oh.Hey.我打来是想看看你怎公样了Hi.Iwasjustcheckingin,seeinghowyou'redoing.什么事怎么样HowamIdoingaboutwhat?我听说比利Well,IheardthatBilly可能在学校可能不太顺利mightbehavingatoughtimeatschool.他会没事的谢谢你打来Well,youknowwhat,he,llbefine,sothanksforcalling.好吧Okay.如果有什么我能做的Um,ifthere'sanythingIcando,或者你想找人聊聊orifyoueverwanttotalk.?知道了还有其他事吗Goodtoknow.Anythingelse?没有了就这样Uh,no,thatwasit那好再见Okay.Bye.那一晚我姥姥因为Thatnight,mymeemawwassoinspired参与我们的科学实验而深受鼓舞tobepartofourscienceexperiment,她一回家便投入其中shebeganworkingonitassoonasshegothome.她简直进入了忘我境界Shewasinthezone.专心致志Shewasfocused.下定决心Shewasdetermined.同时她也是个嗑了过多披萨的68岁老妇Shewasalso68andhadeatenalotofpizza.诺贝尔科学奖得主是康妮塔克AndtheNobelPrizeforSciencegoestoConnieTucker!我的天呀你们太贴心了Oh,mygoodness,y'allaresosweet.我想感谢我聪慧过人的外孙谢尔顿IwanttothankmybrilliantgrandsonSheldonandhispalDr.Linkletter,和他的搭档林克莱特博士andhispalDr.Linkletter,forbringingmein让我参与该次实验ontheexperiment.以及感谢我琳达姑妈在我还是个小矮子时dliketothankmyAuntLindaforteachingmetocrochet教会我打毛线whenIwasknee-hightoaJunebug.还要感谢所有人让我成为Andeveryone,formakingme.“科学之姥”"TheMeemawofScience."姥姥姥姥姥姥Meemaw!Meemaw!Meemaw!身为一个优秀的企业家Beingagoodentrepreneur,我哥哥意识到我的旧试♥卷♥数量有限mybrotherrealizedhissupplyofmyoldtestswaslimited.是他做了另一件他擅长的事骗我爸Sohedidsomethingelsehewasgoodat:lietomyfather.老爸你会使用学校的复印室吗Dad,youeverusethecopyroomatschool?有时会啊干嘛Sometimes.Why?我需要复印些文件我的学校作业要用Ineedtomakesomecopiesforaschoolprojectmworkingon.那并不是给学生用的Uh,it'snotreallyforstudents.平时会上锁Youknow,theykeepitlocked.那你有钥匙吗So,youhaveakey?我才不会把我钥匙给你mnotgivingyoumykey.为什么因为我知道你是什么货色Whynot?-Well,becauseIknowyou,所以我不信任你andthereforedon'ttrustyou.我说了是做作业要用Itoldyou,it,sforschool.好啊那你明天带来我办公室Great,thenbringitbymyofficetomorrow我给你复印andllmakecopies.算了当我没问Nevermind.不在我钥匙扣上哦It'snotonmykeychain!失算了Dangit.然而钥匙在我爸办公室的抽屉里Itwashowever,inmydad'sdraweratwork,导致我哥哥做了一件leadingmybrothertodosomething人生从没做过的事早早到学校hehadneverdonebefore:gettoschoolearly.复印室白♥痴♥Sucker.印出来的简直就是钱啊It,slikeprintingmoney.你看起来真美Youlookbeautiful.别废话吻我Shutupandkissme.谢丽尔Oh,Cheryl.休伯特Oh,Hubert.沃克西哈奇超级对撞机我是约翰斯特吉斯JohnSturgis.约翰你好啊Hey,John.康妮接到你来电好开心Connie.Sonicetohearfromyou.你肯定猜不到我在忙什么You'llneverguesswhatmdoing.告诉我TelIme.我在研发太阳中微子探测仪Iamworkingonasolarneutrinodetector.我本来想猜你在煮水煮蛋啦Wow.Iwasgonnaguessmakingsoft-boiledeggs.谢尔顿和林克莱特Yeah,SheldonandLinkletter叫我帮忙askedmetohelpthemout.原来和林克莱特有关啊Oh.Linkletter'sinvolved.他也没那么讨人厌啦Oh,well,he'snotsobad.你俩不是在Youandhearen't.?当然不是啦我还在和戴尔约会Oh,no,no,no.mstillseeingDale.好吧Okay,good.你和卖♥♥排球的人在一起我勉强能接受Icanhandleyouwithaguywhosellsvolleyballs,但如果你和另一个科学家在一起butyouwithanotherscientist,that,dbelike我会心痛如刀割adaggerintheheart.没刀啦Nodaggershere.跟我说说这个实验Sotellmeaboutthisexperiment.你知道吗太阳中微子Well,Idon'tknowifyouknowthis,butsolarneutrinos如同来自太阳中心的信使arelikelittlemessengersfromthecenteroftheSun.我是知道啦Ididknowthat,但听你说出来感觉很可爱butit,sdelightfultohearyousayit.那你珍惜这感觉因为我只记得这么多Well,enjoy,'causethat'saboutallIremember.你最近有什么新鲜事-我想想So,what'snewbyyou?-Well,Iefssee.对了昨天我第一次吃卷饼当早餐Uh,oh,yesterdayIhadmyfirstbreakfastburrito.那很好啊味道如何Goodforyou.Howwasit?很令人困惑我一般都是午餐或晚餐才吃卷饼Confusing.Iordinarilyhaveburritosforlunchordinner.我不知道该说什么Idon'tknowhowtorespondtothat.你在筹备实验You,reworkingonanexperiment我在吃晚餐食物当早餐andmeatingdinnerforbreakfast.这世界天翻地覆啦It,sacrazyworld.我得回图书馆vegottogetbacktothelibrary.但这可比书本刺♥激♥多了Oh,butthisissomuchmorefunthanbooks.我今晚能见你吗WillIbeseeingyoutonight?你会见到我的“全身上下”Oh,you'llbeseeingallofme.这应该是我最骄傲的作品Ithinkthismightbemyfinestwork.我的晚餐手套可是她织的所以这评价很高Andshemademydinnermittens,sothatmeansalot.感激不尽Ican'tthankyouenough.我们是不是该用实验出真知法啦Shallweapplytheempiricalmethod?实验出真知法好啊就应用它吧Yes,theempiricalmethod.Let'sapplythat又有什么事Whatnow?我感觉我昨晚可能越界了IfeellikeImight'veoversteppedmyboundslastnight,所我想送这个来给你道歉soIjustwantedtobringyoutheseandapologize.谢谢有心了Thankyou.我是真心的AndIdidmeanit.如果你想找人聊聊我随时都在Ifyoueverneedtotalk,mhere.非常感谢Appreciateit.好了Okay.不只是比利的事It,smorethanBilly.赫谢尔搬出去了HerscheImovedout.布兰达我很遗憾Oh,Brenda,msosorry.你想进来吗Doyouwanttocomein?当然Ofcourse.这大箱子是怎么回事Sowhat,swiththebox?这个实验需要在完全黑暗中才能有效进行Theexperimentneedstobeincompletedarknesstowork.我们在显示器看实验结果Wewatchthesemonitorsfortheresults.好了剩下的就是打开摄影机Okay,allthat'sleftistoturnonthecameras.谢尔顿你能去关灯吗Sheldon,willyougetthelights?遵命先生Yes,sir.关灯是为了制♥造♥戏剧性效果吗Isthattomakeitmoredramatic?是为r能更清晰地在显示器看见闪光It'ssothatwecanbetterseetheflashesonthemonitor.但增加点气氛总是好的Butalittledramaneverhurts.好了开始Allright,herewego.太阳中微子探测仪原型机即将开工Commencementofthesolarneutrinodetectorprototype倒计时三二一inthree,two,one.我什么都没看见Idon'tseeanything.稍等一下Giveitamoment.是这个吗Isthatit?就是这个That'sit.我们成功了Wedidit第一阶段大获成功Phaseoneisasuccess.恭喜啊Congratulations.看看那些美丽的中微子啊1.ookatthosebeautifulneutrinos.那些不是中微子Thosearen'tneutrinos.你在说什么Whatareyoutalkingabout?那不就是我们要找的吗That'swhatwe,relookingfor.那只是放射现象That'sjustradioactivity.好吧那我们几时才能找到中微子Well,then,whendowefindtheneutrinos?找不到这只是原型机Wedon't.Thisisjusttheprototype.你逗我呢吗Youkiddingme?真正所需的设备有一栋楼那么大Theactualdeviceneededwouldbethesizeofabuilding.还要20到30年后才会问世Andthat's20to30yearsaway.到那时我可能都入土为安了Well,Icouldbedeadbythen.你还是有可能帮助了科学发展啊Youstillmayhavehelpedadvancescience.除非有另一个团队比我们快Unlessanotherteambeatsustoit.没错Yeah.我还是去车上等吧mgonnawaitinthecar.30年后我应该还活着哦这样能好受点吗Ifithelps,in30years,Ishouldstillbealive.我还以为她听了会高兴Boy,you'dthinkshe'dbehappyaboutthat.记住明智的作弊者会特地错几题Remember,thesmartcheatergetssomeanswerswrong.听说能在这里找到你IheardImightfindyouhere.你好吉文斯老师Oh,hey,Mr.Givens.你能解释一下这个为什么在复印机里吗Wouldyouliketoexplainwhythiswasonthecopymachine?有可能是任何人落下的啊Anyonecouldhaveleftthatthere.是你弟弟的试&he
