Alert：MissingPersonsUnit《警戒（2023）》第二季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

你有本事继续让那大头狗踩草坪Keepitsteppinwiththatbig-headedbuffalo.闭嘴我叫得比你响多了Hush!Mybarkisbiggerthanyours.你也早啊帕蒂女士Goodmorningtoyou,too,ms.Patty.我都跟这小鬼说了多少次了HowmanytimeshaveItoldthischild-不能把车就这样丢在大马路当中Youcannotleaveyourbikesitinthemiddleoftheroad!对You'reright没错That'sright.别惹帕蒂女士我都说过了Don'tmesswithms.Patty.Itoldyou!很好Good.早啊帕蒂Mornin,patty.你说什么Excuseme?我是说帕蒂女士Imean,ms.Patty.你看到了吗我在重新粉刷窗框了Didyouseemrepaintingmywindowframes?我确保了这次是符合标准的Imadesureit'suptosnuffthistime.我选了牛油果绿Iwentwiththeavocadogreen-你推荐的颜色Thecolorthatyourecommended.这颜色挺有品It'sadistinguishedcolor.我也觉得Ithinkso,too.今晚街区比赛见了啊Uh,llseeyoutonightattheblockcontest.不好意思哈罗德Excuseme,harold.好Allright掏出我的大家伙J.DrawforthetattattatJ我扣下扳机所有人都为之疯狂/allerraticwhenIclapclapback?一击致命JkilIemontheriddimlikepappappapJ爆头双击Jheadshot,yeahdoubletapthatstrapJ我警告你JI'mwarningyouJ子弹如潮水般涌上来Jbulletslikebeesthey'reswarmingyou.J想都别想oh,hellno!最好看看你在跟谁讲话?.Betterwatchwhoyoutalkingto.?赶紧给我出来把垃圾捡了你这Getouthereandpickupthismess,youhe-请进Comeonin.现在是Oh,isthisa,um.方便吗还是不太方便Goodtimeorabadtime?都不是其实现在是我的水疗时间uh,neither.Actually,it'smyspatime.所以麻烦你有话快说So,ifcanyoumakeitquick?水疗时间"spatime."我没想到四季酒店还跑来这里Ididn'trealizethefourseasonscamethrough给你装了水疗设备啊Andinstalledspashere.你真好笑我是认真的Hilarious.No,Iwasserious.这垃圾场的水温Thewateratthisdumphitspeakheat在9点15到9点23之间达到最高峰Betweenexactly9:15and9:23,而我刚刚给你开门就浪费r一分钟AndIjustlostaminuteofthattoanswerthedoorforyou,所以不管你来干什么最好是值得浪费我这一分钟So,whateveryou'redoingherebetterbeworthit.我给你带了个电脑算吗Uh,Ibroughtyoualaptop?这倒是个不错的开始Yeah,that,sadecentstart.我需要你调直一些事情Ineedyoutolookinto.Something.怎么又是你在办的案子啊What,anotherworkfavor?都这样了你们失踪人口调查组Mpushouldreallyjustconsider真的应该考虑把我算成正式员工Addingmetothepayrollatthispoint.这不是失踪人口调查组的案了Thisisnotmpu.妮基觉得我们的新上司没问题Uh,nikkithinksournewbossisclean.但我觉得他有问题Ithinkheis,um,dirty.你来看一眼Hmm!-Havealook.这是那个杀死了约翰马里茨Oh.That'sthecarbomb和他律师的汽车炸♥弹♥吗Thatkilledjohnmaritzandhislawyer?是的而这是刚刚CorrectAndthisistheguy刚刚对此案认了罪的人Thatjustconfessedtothecrime.Allright?他叫洛根巴洛HisnameisIoganbarlowe.他有相应的前科Um,he'sgotpriorsthatfit,但是过去3年都没有任何动静He,sbeendormantforthelastthreeyears,所以我就想问了为什么So,Iaskyou,why?你知道的这可能有很多原因Well,youknowthatcouldbeamillionreasons.是但布劳恩他直接把这人送去了地检Rightbraun,hetakesthisguyrighttothed.A.他就认罪了一切如此顺利Andconfesses-alltiedupinabow.你觉得不可疑吗That'snotgoofytoyou?不这确实挺奇怪的No.Thatthatisweird.是Right.我不管妮基是怎么说的1don'tcarewhatnikkisays,这个布劳恩肯定跟这案子有关系Um,thisguybraunisinvolvedinthis,我需要你找到布劳恩AndIneedyoutofindaconnection和这个洛根之间的联♥系♥行吗BetweenbraunandIogan.Okay?行Yes.好不能用亿贝亚马逊闪送都不行Yes.Uh,no,noebay,noamazon,nodoordash.拜托了Please.好很好Okay.Great你能松手吗Yougonnaletgo?好谢了Okay.Thanks.谢谢你Thankyou!大家好啊Whatup,y'all?早上好buenosdias.就Just-你的马克杯Hey,hey.Yourmug.谢了Thanks.老天oh,god你俩这可千万得是能解决的矛盾啊Pleasetellmeit'snothingthatcan'tbeironedout.你说什么呢Whatareyoutalkingabout?不管你们吵过什么Whateverfighty'allhad,在吵什么或者说想吵什么Arehaving,orwanttobehaving,现在缺Andinstead,装得好像是特礼貌的俩陌生人-样You'redancingaroundlikeverypolitestrangers.我不知道你这话什么意思但我们没吵架Idon'tknowwhatthatmeans,butwe,renotfighting.好吧我很期待能做你们的证婚人Okay,Iamthrilledtoofficiateyourwedding,但前提是你们俩得把这不知道是什么的破事儿解决了Butnotuntilyoutwofigureoutwhateverthisis.我们没事we'refine.行吧我听到了Okay,Ihearit.我理解Ireceiveit,uh.但等你们准备好Butcomefindme跟我坦白到底是怎么回事了再来找我吧Whenyou'rereadytobehonestaboutwhat'sgoingon,因为你们散发着需要朋友介入的气息Becauseit'sgiving"weneedaninter-friend-tion.,巴蒂斯塔警监有个上门报♥警♥的Captainbatista?Wehaveawalk-in.谢谢你Thankyou.我需要更多细节哈罗德Ineedafewmoredetails,harold.帕蒂有没有什么Doespattyhaveany-她更喜欢别人叫她帕蒂女士Sheprefers"ms.Patty.,帕蒂女士有没有任何健康问题Doesms.Pattyhaveanyhealthissues?任何痴呆的迹象Uh,any-anysignsofdementia?不她可敏锐了No!She'sassharpasatack,也是费城最厉害的街道主任Andthefinestblockcaptaininphilly.要做那么多打扫办那么多筹款会Gottabehealthy,what,withallthecleanups不健康怎么行Andthefundraisers.你确定她不是单纯离开了几天吗Andyou'resureshedidn'tjustslipawayforafewdays?费城6000个街道主任6,000captainsinphilly,帕蒂女士赢得了全城最干净街道的称号♥Andms.Patty'swonthe"cleanestblock"contest连续五年Fiveyearsrunning.今天本来是要宣布今年赢家的日子Todaywasthereceptionannouncingthisyear'swinner,可她却没出现Andshewasano-show!她不可能错过这个的She'dnevermissthat-绝对不可能-好Notinamillionyears.Right.我去她家找过了Ilookedforheratherhouse,她最爱的办公用品店也找过了Checkedherfavoriteofficesupplystore还有她最爱的咖啡Herfavoritecafes.而且她也不接电♥话♥Plus,sheisn,tansweringherphone,她从来都不会不接电♥话♥的Andshealwaysanswersherphone!可能是她家里出了什么急事呢Imean,maybeshehadafamilyemergency?你认不认识她的亲属呢我们可以联♥系♥一下Doyouknowanyofherrelativesthatwecanreachoutto?据我所知没有NotasfarasIknow.其实我们没有聊过什么Truthis,wehaven'treallytalkedaboutmuch,除了街道的事情Otherthantheblock.哈罗德非常感谢你过来Harold,thankyousomuchforcomingin.我们会调查的好吗1.etuslookintoit,okay?帕蒂女士是很特别的人Ms.Patty'sspecial.聪明精力充沛Smartandfeisty,而且她Andherheart心肠非常好Well,it'ssolidgold.自从我去年搬来费城起EversinceImovedtophillylastyear,见到帕蒂女士都是我一天最开心的时刻Seeingms.Patty'sthebrightestmomentofmyday.你们必须要找到她Youhavetofindher.拜托了Please.哈罗德我保证Harold,youhavemyword.我们会尽力的好吗We'lldoeverythingwecan.Okay?谢谢你Thankyou.通知各家医院和各个分局Notifyhospitals,precincts.再对她的手♥机♥做个追踪Andputatraceonherphone.一好行Yeah.Okay.赶紧打电♥话♥女士makethedamncall,lady.你指望这枪能吓到我吗Thatgunsupposedtoscareme?你有本事动手啊Goahead!Doit.杀了我这老太婆Killanoldlady.你继续废话我就真杀了你Keeprunningyourmouth,andIwill.我们知道你联♥系♥人列表里有莫里斯Weknowyougotmaurice'snumberinyourcontacts只不过换了个名字Underadifferentname.赶紧给他打电♥话♥Callhim,now!如果你觉得我会供出他那你就想错rYougotthewrongidea,ifyouthinkmgivinghimup.你觉得我在开玩笑吗Youthinkmplaying?行吧行行行好好好Fine!Allright!Allright.Ookay,fine.Fine.911请问你有什么-救命我被绑♥架♥了911,what'syourhelp!Help!I'vebeentaken!你最好赶紧杀了我Youbettergoaheadandkillme,因为我什么都不会说的,causemnottellingyouadamnthing.我问过所有医院了Checkedwithallthehospitals.都没有符合帕蒂女士外貌特征的Noneofthemhaveanelderlywoman年长女性入院Thatmatchesthedescriptionofms.Patty.各个分局也没有你最好去找法医问问Andnothingfromtheprecincts.Youbettertrythecoroner.好Yep.我们就要这样假装无事发生吗Wejustgonnakeeppretendingnothing'swrong?我们没有假装Wearenot"pretending."我只是不想把私人问题带到工作里来亲爱的I-1justdon'twanttobringourissuesintowork,honey.行那我们就来解决问题Okay,thenlet'sresolveit.你和杰森有事情瞒着我YouandJasonarekeepingsomethingfromme.我很不喜欢这样AndIdon'tlikeit.不是这样的就是这样That'snottrue.Yes,itis.你们那些眼神那些私下交流Allthelooks,allthesidebar-妮基我们要结婚了好吗Nikki,we,regettingmarried,okay?你不能这样的Youcan'tdothis.但现在有一位女士身处险境Butwehaveanendangeredwomanoutthere所以现在真的不合适Andrightnowisjustnotthetime.怎么了yes?这-你进来吧Uh,isyoucancomein.好我查到了帕蒂女士的通话记录Okay.Uh,Igotms.Patty'scellphonerecords.她手♥机♥关了所以我追踪不到位置Thephoneisoff,soIcan'ttracethelocation,但她打的最后一通电♥话♥是报♥警♥Butthelastcallshemadewasto911.接线员说她大喊了救命Thedispatchersaidthatsheyelledforhelp然后电♥话♥就被挂断了Andthenthecallwasshutdown.把警报发出去Putoutthealert.我在巷子里找到了她的文件夹Ifoundherbinderinthealley.你有多了解帕蒂女士Howwellyouknowms.Patty?我会不惜一切代价避开她Iavoidheratallcosts.为什么Oh,why'sthat?她跟餐厅投诉Shefiledacomplaintwiththerestaurant.说我不好好倒垃圾SaidIwascarelesswiththetrashcans.你敢相信吗Youbelieveit?我只是在完成工作而已mjustdoingmyjob.我理解兄弟我每天都是这样但我上司呢Igetit,man.Itrytodomyjobeveryday,butmyboss?碰上她心情不好那简直就是暴君是吧Youcatchheronabadday,she'sarealtyrant.Right?奇怪的是今天我还真不想反驳你Oddly,today,mnotinthemoodtodisagree.你有注意到任何表明帕蒂可能被盯上的迹象吗Youseeanythingthatmightsuggestpattywastargeted?足帕蒂女上"ms.Patty.,当然有了任君挑选Andsure.Takeyourpick.这条街上每个人都见过Notasinglepersononthisblockwhohasn'tseen街道主任警长帕蒂女士的怒火Thewrathof,sgt.Blockcaptainms.Patty.,好这样吧allright.Youknowwhat?我觉得中产阶层化这次倒是派上用场了1think,foronce,gentrificationmighthelp.刚才看到那些房♥子都装了Sawabunchoffancydoorbellcameras高级门口监控Onthosehouses.这文件夹你是在哪里找到的Whereexactlydidyoufindthebinder?就那儿就这儿吗Rightthere.Righthere?如果她出事那我很抱歉Uh.Sorryifsomethinghappenedtoher,但是她老是那样到处作威作福Butthewayshegoesaroundhenpecking,可能终于惹上了不该惹的人Maybeshefinallypeckedthewrongcock.祝你们好运吧Goodluck,boys.谢rthanks.所以哈罗德崇拜她So,haroldworshipsher,托尼说她是个讨厌鬼Tonysaysshe'sapainintheass.这女人到底是什么人Whoisthiswoman?我猜是个不会容许mguessingit'ssomeone自己的文件夹上出现芝土污溃的人Whowouldn'tgetacheesestainonherbinder也不会容许乱丢垃圾可能也不吃奇多饼干的Orlitter,oreatcheetos,forthatmatter.肯定有人拿过这东西Someonepickedthatup.我们应该把这个送回去让海伦查查指纹Weshouldhavehelenrunaprint.或许Well,maybe,uh,是个吃奇多的路人经过这巷子Randomcheeto-guywalksthroughthealleyway,在她被抓走之后发现r这文件夹呢Findsitaftershewastaken.或许吧嗨托尼Maybe.Hey,tonyl咋了Yeah?这条巷子走的人多吗Yougetalotoftrafficthroughthisalleyway?不多以前偶尔会有瘾君子在这儿吸毒Nope.Usedtobetheoccasionaldruggie,但自从帕蒂女士开始管这里之后Buteversincems.Pattytookover,他们都宁可多走几条街It'seasiertogoafewblocksdown也不想跟她打交道Thandealwithher.好谢谢Yeah,allright,thanks.我有个推论能跟你说说吗Hey,Igotatheory.CanIrunitbyyou?一行什么想法-好Yeah,whatdoyagot?,kay.你稍微往左一点Moveovertoyourleftalittlebit.就这儿很好Rightthere.Good.你干什么Whatareyoudoi-?你能告诉我Youmindtellingme为什么要突然袭击我吗Whythehellyoujustassaultedme?再往下来一点Dropdownalittlebit.就这儿Thereitis!兀夫Perfect.这是撞到头留下的血迹That'sbloodfromaheadblow,我猜这是属帕蒂女士的Andmguessingthatitbelongstoms.Patty.然后Andthen-这就是我的推论There'smytheory.其实还挺有道理的it'sactuallynotthatbad.I射了Thanks.闷叫我也喜欢派对Iloveagoodparty!只是不喜欢在JustnotoneIcanhearafter-老天Oh,girl.我们确认了小巷里的血迹是帕蒂女士的Weconfirmedthebloodinthealleywaywasms.Patty's.拜托告诉我你有发现rPleasetellmeyougotsomething.好现在这还只是一种可能性Okay.It'sastrongmaybe.那附近的邻居Sotheneighbors,uh,提供了门口监控视频和各种监控录像Provideddoorbellcameraandsecurityfootage,然后我成功重建了帕蒂女士的路径WhichIwasabletoreconstructms.Patty's,uh,route,它也确实没让我失望Anditdidnotdisappoint.你要来点爆米花吗Youwantsomepopcorn?不用了谢谢Uh-uh.Nothanks.好所以帕蒂女士的第一站Okay.So,ms.Patty'sfirststop是亨德森先生就住在她家对面Ismr.Henderson,wholivesacrossfromher.看来你忘了草坪维护规则Seemslikeyouforgotthelawnmaintenancerules,所以我叫了园丁来SoIcalledalandscaper.账单已经在你邮箱里了Thebill'sinyourmailbox.别忘了给小费哦Don'tforgettotip.她认真的吗Issheserious?还有更好的Oh.Itgetsbetter.在Y德森先生之后Uh,aftermr.Henderson,她去了雅各布女士家Shegoestomrs.Jacobs'house.但你知道那是我的车啊Butyouknowthat'smycar.而且我就住这条街AndIliveonthisstreet!你知道这要花掉我多少钱吗Doyouknowhowmuchthat,sgonnacostme?没有许可就不能停车雅各布女士nopermit,noparking,mrs.Jacobs.如果我让你无许可停车Iflletyouparkwithoutapermit,那对其他人就不公平了Itwouldn'tbefairtotheothers.这是拖车公♥司♥的电♥话♥Here,sthenumberforthetowtruckcompany.全是这样的一直继续直到她见到哈罗德Anditgoesonandon,untilsheseesharold,然后就没踪影了Andthenwelosesightofher.所以一开始是找不到动机Sowewentfromnomotivesatall现在全是动机了吗Totoomanytocount?问题是Imean,thequestionis,有谁气到要伤害她了Iswhowasprovokedenoughtoharmher?伤害谁harmwho?别是帕蒂女士吧Notms.Patty,Ihope.你们看到她的文件夹了吗Didyouseeherbinder?这位女士简直就是整理女王Thiswomanisanorganizationqueen!是啊她也是个疯了-Yeah,well,she'salsoamaniac.可能她只是被人误会了Maybeshe'sjustmisunderstood,就像我最喜欢的两位音乐剧恶女一样1.ikemytwomost-favoritemusical-theaterVillainesses.你们能猜到是谁吗Canyouguesswhichones?当然是安妮里的汉尼根太太Ms.Hanniganfrom"annie"还有绿野仙踪里的埃维琳了啊Andevillenefrom"thewiz"!Duh.你有什么事吗海伦Somethingyouneed,helen?有有请二位移步Yes!Yes.Easeondowntheroad.到我办公室来Tomyoffice.我在文件夹上只找到了Icouldn'tpullaprint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