OneTreeHill《篮球兄弟（2003）》第三季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

篮球兄弟前情提要Previouslyon"OneTreeHil,.这到底是什么？Whatthehellisthis?是我写的一篇文章It,sanarticleIwrote.我给你写的文章想了个标题I'vegotaheadlineforyourarticle.就叫“见鬼去吧”It'scalled"gotohell.我支持的候选人-KarenRoe小姐Thecandidatethatmendorsing-missKarenRoe.你想让我约她出去？Youwantmetoaskherout?就是她了She'stheone.如果你坚持的话Ifyouinsist.你在利用我但是我不在意You'reusingme,andmokaywiththat.是你想要不必专一的。我只是在按你的想法做You'retheonewhowantedtobenon-exclusive.mjustdoingwhatyouwanted.我想你为我而战Iwantedyoutofightforme.你就跟Dan一样You'rejust.like.Dan.我让你们做合作队长mmakingyouco-captains.你们两个要么把这搞好要么就把它毁了Andyoutwoareeithergonnamakethisworkortearitdown!我得买♥♥些药Ineededtobuysomemedicine.为什么？Forwhat?我有HCM（肥厚型心肌病）IhaveHCM.我跟恶魔做了个交易，我会在他竞选期间支持他Imadeadealwiththedevilthatdstandbyhissidethroughthiselection.我还是可以他的情况变得困难Ican.stillmakethings.difficultforhim.你想跟我玩？那就开始吧Youwanttoplaywithme?Gameon.你可以在音乐上帮HaleyYoucanhelpHaleywithhermusic.你为什么关心这个？Andyoucarewhy?因为她爱音乐Becauseshelovesit.我爱她AndIloveher.跟Chris一起工作差点毁;我们的婚姻WorkingwithChrisnearlykilledourmarriage.我告诉过你我需要重新信任你。这是你的机会ItoldyouIneededtobeabletotrustyouagain.Thisisyourchance.在TreeHilI北卡罗来那州，当地高中篮球队RavensAndinTreeHill,NorthCarolina,thelocalhighschoolbasketballteam,theRavens,以一次全队出动的大打出手开始了他们的赛季begantheirseasonwithabench-clearingbrawl,这场群架发生在Ravens队员之间若非如此不会这样值得注目whichwouldn'tbethatnoteworthyexceptthisbrawlpittedtheRavensagainsttheRavens.甚至拉拉队员也参与了Eventhecheerleadersgotinafewgoodshots.看起来这些小猫咪的爪子也很尖利1.ookslikethesekittenshaveclaws.当被问起这起事件，BrianDurham教练没有发表意见Whenaskedabouttheincident,coachBrian"Whitey"Durhamhadnocomment.我对你们有个意见Igotacommentforyou.体育馆！自杀练习!去吧！Gym!Suicides!Move!在我看来你们欠学校一大笔债WayIseeit,youboysowethisschoolamajordebt.你会发现回报就像个荡♥妇♥Andyou'llfindthatpayback.isabitch.要付的钱就是痛苦！Andthecurrencyispain!睡得好吗亲爱的？Sleepwell,honey?真好笑我晚上醒来去洗手间Funnything.Iwokeupinthemiddleofthenighttousethebathroom,所有的马桶都堵了andallthetoiletswereclogged.你那边的洗手间怎么样？Howarethetoiletsonyoursideofthehouse?很好也许你该叫个水管工Fine.Maybeyoushouldcallaplumber.别担心我会处理的Don'tworry.llmakedue.去游泳？Goingforaswim?没什么能从你这混过去的DanNothinggetsbyyou,Dan.水很暖你有福了Water'swarm.You,reinforatreat.嘿对不起我要迟到了Oh,hey,sorry.mjustrunninglate.没关系It'scool.顺便说一声我不知道在“午夜狂欢”你和LUCaS之间到底发生了什么Bytheway,Idon'tknowwhatwasgoingonwithyouandLucasatMidnightMadness,但是我真的希望你们能回到当初的样子butIreallywishyouguyscouldgetbacktothewaythingsusedtobe.这就是事情当初的样子HaleyThisisthewaythingsusedtobe,Haley.我是说我离开之前的样子ImeantbeforeIleft.你们为了什么打架？Whatwereyoufightingabout,anyway?你You.那么你现在是个拉拉队员r?是怎么回事？Soyou'reacheerleadernow?What'sthatallabout?Brooke需要我帮忙Uh,Brookeneededmyhelp.我也很高兴有多见你们的机会KindofgladIgettoseemoreofyou,though.你觉得没问题吧？我不是还需要你的允许吧我只是Itisokaywithyou?NotthatIneedyourpermissionoranything,Ijust-你不需要但是下次你想跟我说话”不要假袋碰巧遇见我Youdon,t,butnexttimeyouwanttotalk,don'tpretendtorunintome.跟我谈就好了HaIes。我不想玩游戏Justtalktome,Hales.Idon'twanttoplaygames.你是说除了考验我再次和Chris一起工作？Uh-huh,youmeanlikeotherthanchallengingmetoworkwithChrisagain?是的我想是我想那很公平Yeah,Iguess-Iguessthat'sfair.那么事情怎么样？Sohow'sitgoing,anyway?不知道逐渐好转吧1don'tknow.Comingalong,Iguess.别在音乐上停滞不前HalesDon'tsleeponyourmusic.Hales.那是你生命的一大部分It'sabigpartofwhoyouare.是的Yeah.你也是Soareyou.你要给我你和Lucas之间的损失报告吗？So,yougonnagivemethedamagereportonyouandLucas?让我看看-一个男生一辆车一个后座上的裸体1.et'ssee-oneboy,onecar,onenakedskeezinthebackseat,还有一个发狂的BrookeDavisandoneBrookeDavistotallyflippingout.哦Rachel偷你的点子？Oh,Rachelstoleyourmove,huh?不是因为这个Notthepoint.只是看见他们在一起真的让我不舒服Itjustreallysetmeoffseeingthemtogether.虽然尽管是你让他们在一起的Eventhoughyouaretheonethatputthemtogether.加油把刀拧弯Waytotwisttheknife.问题是她不能来这偷走我的啦啦队和我的男朋友Thepointisthatshecan'tcomeinhereandtrytostealmysquadandmyboyfriend.男朋友？Boyfriend?对于这整件“保持随意”的事来是不是有点像句脏话？Isn'tthatadirtywordinthewhole"keepingitcasual"scenario?是的好把我知道。我把这都搞砸了Yes.Okay,Iknow.Itotallyscrewedthisup.但我我现在要怎么跟他说？ButwhatamIsupposedtosaytohimnow?瞧有一种新推出的东西它叫“道歉”Well,see,there,sthisnewthingout.It'scalledan,apology."酷小孩都在这么做你也该试试Allthecoolkidsaredoingit.Youmightwanttotryit.如果你遇到麻烦试试用用“专一的”这个词Youknow,ifyoureallygetintotrouble,tryusingtheword"exclusive."嗨Heythere.恩Um.我真的很抱歉LukeOkay,look,mreallysorry,Luke.我知道我哪天晚上对你太差了IknowthatIcamedownonyoureallyhardtheothernight,我知道跟Rachel约会是我的主意但是andIknowthatthewholedatewithRachelwasmyidea,but我真的对你有感觉Idohavefeelingsforyou.听着.我对你那天晚上说的话想了很多1.isten.Ithoughtalotaboutwhatyousaidtheothernight.关于你想让我成为什么样的男人youknow,aboutwhatkindofguyyouwantmetobe.我想为你成为那样的男人AndIwanttobethatguyforyou.但是你必须让我成为那个男人Butyouhavetoletmebethatguy.如果我说好你会承诺放下武器么？IfIsayokay,doyoupromisetolowertheweapon?哦Oh.对不起Sorry.你拿着什么？Whatyougotthere,anyway?我的梦想同盟的传♥单♥Uh,flyersformyfantasyleague.挺起来挺怪Hmm.Soundskinky.梦想篮球同盟Fantasybasketballleague.挺起来挺无聊。具体怎么回事？Eh,soundslame.Howdoesitwork?有个草案是你从一个NBA队员的名单里选择Well,there'sadraftwhereyoupickfromalistofNBAplayers然后组成你自己完美的梦想队andbuildyourownidealfantasyteam.那么你可以从一大堆性感的运动员里选择？Soyougettopickandchoosefromabiggroupofhot,athleticguys.坚决收回我刚才的话-不无聊Definitelytakethatback-notlame.我没有女朋友还有什么可想？Idon'thaveagirlfriend.Whatelseisthere?你这个骗干你知道我要约Fede出去的你却抢走他Youliar!YouknewIwasgonnaaskFedeoutandyousnipedhim!他在你的购物车里不意味着Just'causehe'sinyourcartdoesn'tmean我不能在你付款之前拿走他Ican'tgrabhimbeforeyougettothecheckoutline.好吧尝尝这个Yeah,checkthisout.我能幻想到这个Icouldfantasizeaboutthis.BevinlAshley!Bevin!Ashley!停下！Stop!不能真的怪她们Can'treallyblamethem.我是说她们看到她们的队长在“午夜疯狂”里的功夫表演1mean,theywatchedtheircaptaingoall,kungfuhustle"atMidnightMadness,现在她们都想跟Brooke一样andnowtheyallwanttolooklikeBrooke.当然这意味着要被授予爱心奖Ofcourse,thatwouldmeanatriptoGoodwill.嘿LukeHey,Luke.好了Paris和Nide够Allright,ParisandNicole.That'squiteenough.如果我想看拉拉队员摔跤我会去看付费电视IfIwantedtowatchcheerleaderswrestle,dturnonpay-per-view.没关系教练。我会处理的It,sokay,coach.Icanhandlethem.是吗？Isthatafact?你在"午夜疯狂哪场小格斗之后Well,afteryourlittlemeleeattheMidnightMadness,Turner校长和我达成了共识principalTurnerandIcametoameetingofthemind.再有一次这样的打架这个赛季就不会有任何啦啦队员了Anotherfightlikethis,andtherewon'tbeanycheerleadersthisseason.管好你的啦啦队Davis小姐Getyoursquadundercontrol,missDavis.否则你就会去给象棋队加油Otherwiseyou'llfindyourselfcheeringforthechessteam.啦啦队开会-现在！Squadmeetingnow!今年我升入高年级了，只要我还是队长Thisismysenioryear,andaslongasIamcaptain,我就不会因为大家都在争同一个男人而失去这个队Iamnotabouttolosethissquadbecauseweareallfightingoverthesameguys.Bevin知道我喜欢Fede!-Fede不喜欢荡♥妇♥BevinknowsIlikeFede!-Fede,snotintowhores.好了够了!Okay,enough!你有问题吗？Doyouhaveaproblem?等着听你的计划呢队长Justwaitingtohearwhatyourplanis,captain.“我的计划”"Myplan."我会告诉你我的计划是什么I'lltellyouwhatmyplanis.我们等着呢不是吗女生们？We,rewaiting.Aren'twe,girls?计划就是Theplanis.梦想男生草案.Fantasyboydraft.这是梦想男生草案的规定Okay,here'stherulesoftheFantasyboydraft.一旦你选择了一个男生这个赛季他就是你的了Onceyoupickaguy,he,syoursfortheseason,意味着他就退出市场没人可以碰他了whichmeanshe,soffthemarketandnooneelsecantouchhim.明白了吗？Bevin?Ashley?Gotit,Bevin?Ashley?这些是干什么用的？Whatarethesefor?很高兴你提问喜欢提问的女孩mgladyouasked,trial-separationgirl.把他们打开Open'emup.里的号♥码决定你在草案里的顺序Thenumberonyourcompactwilldeterminewhereyouareinthedraftorder.那公什么能阻止我们跟任何我们喜欢的男生约会Sowhat,stokeepusfromjustdatingwhoeverwewant,即使有这个小小的草案evenwiththislittledraftthingy?问得好BevinGoodquestion,Bevin.当然你会被踢出啦啦队Ofcourse,you'dbekickedoffthesquad.或者更糟Orworse.多糟？1.ikehowworse?就像1.ike.什么能阻止我告诉全校你们中的一个戴着手铐what'stokeepmefromtellingthewholeschoolthatoneofyouwaslefthandcuffed被留在IanThomas的床上7个小时，等着开锁匠？toIanThomas'bedforsevenhours,waitingforalocksmith?或者在去年的晚会上你们中的一个多喝了一点Orthatatthesparkleclassiclastyear,oneofyouhadalittletoomuchtodrink然后喝你们中的另一个亲吻？andmadeoutwithanotheroneofyou?或者某人身上的那个疤痕不是从自行车上摔下来而留下的Orthatthatscaronacertainsomeone,sbackisn,treallyfromfallingoffherbike,却是婴儿时候在脊椎尾部butwasoneofthoselittlebabyspinetails医生必须在她出生后必须割去的尾巴？thatthedoctorshadtolopoffaftershewasborn?换句话说-名誉Inotherwords-honor.沉默的号♥码Codeofsilence.你们都遵守号♥码的顺序Youallkeeptherulesofthecode.我就对你们所有的丑事保持沉默Ikeepsilentaboutallthedirt1haveonallofyou.违规就是自毁名声Breaktherules,andit,ssocialsuicide.最后一个规矩-赛季中任何时候你们对自己选的男生不满意Finalrule-ifatanytimeduringtheseasonyouarenothappywithyourdraftpicks,你们都可以跟其他人交换youcantradesomeoneelse.好吗？我们从一开始数一下号♥码Okay?Let'scountoutournumbersstartingfromone.One.加油P.Sawyer第一选择权Waytogo,P.Sawyer,withpicknumerouno.你后边是二号♥Rightbehindyouwithnumbertwo.谁拿到了三Who,sgotthree?三.四Three.-Uh,four.五Five.等一下So,wait.一旦我们选了我们的男生之后会怎么样？Oncewepickourguy,thenwhathappens?那由你决定It,suptoyou.你好嘿Hello,there.-Hey.西边还安静吗？Allquietonthewesternfront?一点也不Oh,notevenclose.昨天晚上我堵塞了Dan那边的所有马桶1.astnight,IcloggedthetoiletonDan'ssideofthehouse.现在他肚子里的废物比平时更多了Nowhe,sevenmorefullofcrapthanusual.我想给你看件东西Iwanttoshowyousomething.刚刚印好Thesearehotoffthepresses.就是这个Hereyougo.我的第一个正式的“竞选市长”宣传海报Myfirstofficial"Roeformayor"campaignposter.”投投投出你的一票”！"Roe,Roe,Roeyourvote"!真可爱It'scute.你需要一个更大的标志了You'regonnaneedabiggersign.整个19世纪中国的皇帝惊恐的看着Throughoutthe19thcentury,China'semperorswatchedindismay外国入侵者一步一步的蚕食他们的国土asforeignersencroachedfurtherandfurtherintotheirlands.寄希望于击退外国人的入侵女皇采取了激进的行动Inthehopesofrepellingthisforeigninvasion,theempresstooktheradicalstep她与名为“义和团”的前起义军联盟Ofallyingherselfwithformerenemyinsurgentsknownasthe"boxers."义和团是一个秘密的社会组织它曾经发动过Now,theboxerswereasecretsocietywhohadpreviouslywagedwar反对中国皇朝的战争againstChina'simperialgovernment.女皇相信只要提供给义和团帮助及支持Theempressbelievedthat,byprovidingaidandsupporttotheboxers,她就可以利用这个从前的敌人来驱逐外国侵略者shecouldusethisformerenemytoexpeltheforeignintruders.Davis小姐也许那个纸条上写的东西MissDavis,perhapsthere'ssomethinginthatnote可以帮助我们了解义和团叛乱thatcouldenlightenusabouttheboxerrebellion.他们最终按指令取得了全面胜利Well.theytotallywonoutoverbriefs.那个包给我Thepurse-let'shaveit.对不起小姐小姐Um,excuseme,miss.miss.对不起我忘了你的名字Sorry,Iforgotyourname.JellineJelline.是的我的错Right.Mybad.在新泽西州InNewJerseyvs.T.L.O.,最高法♥院♥规定除非有人违反法律thesupremecourtruledthatunlessalawhasbeenbroken或者有发生罪案的可能性orthereisprobablecausetosuspectalawhasbeenbroken,搜杳和扣押学生的财务是非法的searchesand/orseizuresofstudents*propertyisunlawful.据我所知上课不集中精力不是犯罪AndlasttimeIchecked,notpayingattentioninclasswasn,tacrime.不错的合法行为法律顾问Prettysweetlegalmoves,counselor.你该看看我的不合法行为Youshouldseemynot-so-legalmoves.嘿Hey.你真的认为我需要你的帮助吗？DoyouactuallythinkIneedyourhelp?我猜这是Brooke世界里说谢谢的方式Well,Iguessthat'sa"thankyouinBrookeworld.你说对了一些这是我的世界1.ook,yougotsomethingright.Itismyworld.你也许能骗过我的整个啦啦队Andyoumayhavemywholesquadfooled,但是如果你想拍我的马屁还是算了吧butifyouaretryingtosuckuptome,don'tbother.嘿她刚才确实帮了你Hey,shedidkindofbailyououtbackthere.你不能为她辩护Youarenotallowedtodefendher.实际上我会很高兴如果你跟她没有任何联♥系♥无论是穿衣服还是不♥穿♥Infact,Iwouldappreciateifyoudidn'tassociatewithher-clothedorotherwise.这说明你会在梦想草案里选我？Doesthismeanyou'regonnapickmeinyourfantasydraft?你怎么知道的？Howdidyouknowaboutthat?哦算了吧后退三排我还是知道一个梦想草案是什么样的Oh,comeonfromthreerowsback,Istillknowwhatafantasydraftlookslike.我可什么都没说Iadmitnothing.这只是个防止我的队员大打出手的计划It'sjustaplantokeeptherestofmysquadfromtearingeachother'sheadsoff.真的吗？你确定不是BrookeDavis占有她的蛋糕然后又跟他约会？Really?Yousureit'snotaboutBrookeDavishavinghercakeand.datingit,too?也许是也许不是Couldbe.Couldnotbe.如果我们需要私人训练的调查我会通知你的llletyouknowifWeneedtoscheduleaprivateworkoutforresearch.我看见你存物柜上贴着NOFX的贴纸SawtheNOFXstickeronyourlocker.估计你会喜欢这个Figuredyou'dbeintothis.超级稀有的私人珍藏Super-rarebootlegrecordedstraightoffthemixingboard.好的RachelBrooke是我最好的朋友Right.Look,Rachel,Brooke'smybestfriend.你可以用你的法律行话来收买♥♥她Soyoucantrytobuyheroffwithyourlegaljargon,但是你不能靠一个私人珍藏来收买♥♥我butyoucan'tbuymeoffwithabootleg.Peyton我在借给你一张CDPeyton,I'mofferingtoletyouborrowaCD.你还有其他的那是你的事Yougotanythingelse,it'syourbaggage.说实话我只是很惊讶一个啦啦队员会喜欢朋克Honestly,mjustsurprisedacheerleadersintopunk.我没想到任何人会那么一团糟1didn'tthinkanybodywasthatscrewedup.我是说除了我Imean,besidesme.来吧Peyton我在努力Comeon,Peyton.mtryinghere.你知道我是在“午夜疯狂”里扭住你那个人？YoudorealizemtheonethattackledyouatMidnightMadness?是的我听到了流言。我想你一定是喜欢我Yeah,butIheardtherumors.Ijustfiguredyouwereintome.我明白有些人就是不能和平相处1.ook,Igetit.Somepeoplejustdon'tgetalong.跟我做朋友不代表你背叛了BrookeBeingfriendswithmedoesnotmeanyou'rebetrayingBrooke.你不太了解Brooke是不是？Youdon'tknowBrookeverywell,doyou?算了吧你知道你想听的Comeon.Youknowyouwanttohearit.不谢谢了No,thanks.哦天哪Lucas看起来好疲劳Oh,man.Lucaslooksreallytired.我肯定没让他整夜不睡Well,Icertainlyhaven'tbeenkeepinghimupatnight.当然梦想男孩草案之后可能就全变了Ofcourse,thatcouldallchangeaftertheboydraft.好了我得走了帮我看着他恩？Allright,Igottogo.Keepaneyeonhim,huh?我会的Iwill.也许两个Maybetwo.你在为要选那个梦幻草案做笔记么？Youmakingsomenotesonpotentialdraftpicks?不是Notreally.哇唔她很漂亮她是谁？Wow,she'spretty.Whoisshe?我也希望自己知道WishIknew.还好吗Mouth?So,what'sup,Mouth?那个草案每个人都在谈论它Thedraft.Everybody'stalkingaboutit.我只是在想一个像我这样的人有机会被选上吗？Iwasjustwondering.anychanceaguylikemehasashotatgettingpicked?Mouth你在说什么?你当然会了Comeon,Mouth.Whatareyoutalkingabout?You'reatotalcatch.我保证有人会选你的Iguaranteesomeone'sgonnapickyou.而且你可能是唯一活下来的男生Besides,you'llprobablybetheonlyguyleftalive.1.ucasScott!1.ucasScott!你为什么不爬到你哥哥的背上，让他背着你？Whydon'tyouhoponyourbrother'sbackandlethimcarryyou?好吧先生们，排好队重新来Allright,gentlemen,lineup.Let'sdoitagain.这个练习叫16-60有一个原因There'sareasontheycallthese16-60s.你们每个人必须在60秒里碰到边线16次Eachoneofyouhastotouchthatsideline16timesin60seconds.如果有一个人没做到Ifoneofyoufailstodoit,那么所有人都要重做thenyoualldoitagain.最好努力点不然你就会成为联赛里唯一一个坐板凳的队长Bettergetyourassinshape.You'llbetheonlycaptainintheleagueridingthebench.加油宝贝，我们在同一条船上Comeon,baby.We'reinthistogether.Bevinl-嗨!Bevin!-Hi!那么为什么Rachel今天没有去坐梦想男生草案的调查？So.whywasn'tRachelscoutingforthefantasydrafttoday?她说她不必去了。她知道要选谁Shesaidshedidn'thaveto.Sheknowswhoshe'sgonnapick.那么.究竟是谁？And.whomightthatbe?她让我发誓不告诉任何人ShekindofmademepromiseIwouldn'ttellanybody.好吧Okay.BeV我知道你们迅速变成了朋友那很不错Bev,Iknowyouguyshavebecome.fastfriends,andthat'scool.你也许想要忠诚Youprobablywanttobe.loyal.不要背叛她notbetrayher.ChrisKellerChrisKeller.等等ChrisKeller?Wait.ChrisKeller?是的Rachel在音像店遇见他Yeah.Rachelmethimattherecordstore.她喜欢音乐家She'sgotathingformusicians.而且她说他非常非常可爱Plus,shesaidhe'sreally,reallysweet.糟透了HaleyItsucks,Haley.我很努力的写出这首歌♥你是什么意思"糟透了”？Wha-Iworkedreallyhardonthatsong.Whatdoyoumean,"itsucks"?我的意思是它简直太糟糕了我怀疑有没有可能让我没听过这首歌♥Imeanitsuckssobad,mwonderingifitspossibletoun-hearasong.也许歌♥很好你才糟透了Maybeit,sthesongthat'sgood,andit'syouthatsucks.是的也许让我想想Yeah,maybe.Letmethink.恩不是这首歌♥Um.no.It'sthesong.只有一点好处-除了它已经结束了之外Theonegoodthingaboutit-besidesthefactthatit'sover-现在你已经把废物都清除出你的系统了isnowthatyou'