9-1-1《紧急呼救》第六季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

射箭场大家早上好很高兴见到你们Goodmorrow,andwellmettoyouall!大家尽快欢乐庆典已经开始了Takethinthymeadandmerrimentforthefestivalhathbegun!万岁万岁-Huzzah!-Huzzah!万什么-万岁啊就是“好哇”的意思-Hu,whatnow?-Huzzah.Itmeanslike"Hooray."那为什么不直接说“好哇”Thenwhydon'ttheyjustsaythat?因为他们在角色里我们也该这样Becausethey'reincharacter.1.ikeweshouldbe.今天所有的大人都在玩过家家Today,allthesegrown-upsareplayingmake-believe这样他们就能体会住在幻想世界里是什么感觉sotheycanfeelwhatit,sliketoliveinaworldoffantasy.我很开心能穿自己最爱的裙子mjusthappyIgottowearmyfavoritedress.现在我只需要找到一位白马王子Now1justneedtofindaknightinshiningarmor把我从恶毒的继母那里救走tosavemefrommywickedstepsister.我们是亲姐妹你不是苦命的少女We'rerealsisters,andyou'renotsomedamselindistress.但爸爸总说我是他的小公主But,Daddyalwayssaysmhislittleprincess.爸爸错了你不需要任何人拯救Dad'swrong.Youdon'tneedanyonetosaveyou.要是妈妈还在你会更明白这个道理IfMomwasstillhere,you'dknowbetter.年轻的哈丽特阁下Ah.youngHarriettheHonorable.您准备好马上维护自己的名誉了吗Artthoupreparedtodefendthytitleatthejoustanon?我从睡醒那一刻便准备好了先生Aye.FromthemomentIdidwake,goodsir.你好奇怪Mm.You'reweird.糟糕我要迟到了快走Crap.mgonnabelate,comeon.把你的蝴蝶结头绳给我Givemeyourhairbow.-为什么-用来送给心仪的小姐每个武艺高♥强♥的骑士都需要-Why?-Thelady'sfavor.Everyknightworththeirsaltneedsone.你马上就要见识到现实世界中的女性英雄了Nowyou'reabouttoseewhatareal-lifefemaleherolookslike.这里是911你有什么紧急情况3奇上被蜂蛰了大家戴上蜂网一定要裹严实了Beenetson,everybody.Makethemsecure.巴克开始架水管Buck,startrunningahoseline.A级水管0.5%的泡沫马上就来ClassA,half-percentfoamcomingup.早上好祝你早上好Topofthemorning.Topofthemorningtoyou.糟了是蜜蜂No,notthebees.拜托了你们一定要救我姐姐Please.Youhavetosavemysister.她一动不动我们也没办法过去帮她She'snotmovingandwecan'tgetintohelpher.-她有过敏吗-应该没有-Issheallergic?-1don'tthinkso.就算不对蜜蜂过敏Evenwithoutabeeallergy,被蛰那么多下还是会引发严重的过敏thatmanystingscanaddupandstillcausemajoranaphylaxis.好了大家都后退Allright,clearback,everybody.各位上吧赶紧的Allright,guys,getinthere.1.et'sgo.脉搏跳得很快发现严重的肿块Pulseisracing.Gotmassiveswelling.毒液中的蜂毒肽可能引发了她血压过低ThemelittinfromthevenomprobablycausedherBPtobottomout.得注射肾上腺素Weneedtopushepi,但她穿着盔甲我接触不到她的大腿或肩膀butIcan'taccessherthighorshoulderthroughallthisarmor.拜托Comeon.埃迪在-Eddie?-Yeah.帮我把头盔摘掉Helpmegetthishelmetoff.因为肿胀卡得太紧得减少摩擦力It'stootightfromtheswelling.Gonnahavetoreducefriction.我这就插入口腔气道防止她的舌头和喉咙肿过头Insertingoralairwaytokeephertongueandthroatfromswellingshut.但愿能为我们争取一点时间Itshouldhopefullybuyusalittlebitmoretime.要是不行呢Andwhatifitdoesn't?那就得给你姐姐插管或给她做气管切开术了Thenyoursisterisgonnaneedanintubationoratracheotomy.-队长-嘿你跟我来一下-Cap?-Hey,comeoverherewithmeforasecond.插入口咽气道让她吸氧InsertingOPAandgettingheronoxygen.看到你姐姐那个样子你一定很害怕Iknowthatmustbeprettyscarytoseeyoursisterlikethis.她受伤之前你们玩得开心吗Wereyouguyshavingfunbeforeshegothurt?其实我们在斗嘴Wewerekindoffighting.她想让我知道女孩不必只当公主Shewantedtoshowmethatgirlsdidn'tjusthavetobeprincesses,然后就被蜜蜂蛰了andthen.shegotattacked.她肿得太厉害没办法解开这些束带Herbody'salreadytooswollentoloosenthesestraps.好了我来了Allright,comingin.各位又来了一群蜜蜂大家低下头Guys,wegotanotherswarmcomingin.Getyourheadsdown.后退Stepback.Stepback.它们怎么没完没了的Whydotheykeepcomingback?一定是蜂后被困在盔甲里面了Theirqueenmustbetrappedunderneath.好吧那就救蜂后出来Okay,well.thenlet'sgetherout.好了我找到开口了马上注射肾上腺素Igotanopening.Pushingepi.又来了一群蜜蜂小亨我们得撤了Wegotanotherswarmcomingin.Hen,wegottogo.找到你了Gotya.呼吸功能在恢复Respiratoryfunctionsreturning.口腔肿胀貌似也在消退Oralswellingseemstobedecreasing.现在只需把这些刺挑走Nowwe,lljustgetthosestingersout.一定要小心不能再挤出来毒液Justgottobecarefulnottosqueezeoutanymorevenom.现在看看她能否醒来Nowlet'sseeifshecanopenhereyes.现在可以把发带还给你了Guessyoucanhaveyourribbonback.我确实需要被拯救Ididneedtobesaved.好吧但是她救了你一命Yeah,butyougotsavedbyher.你说得对女孩也完全可以当英雄Youwereright,girlscantotallybeheroes,too.万岁Huzzah!紧急呼救嘿Hey.这是我最爱的小姑娘吗Isthatmyfavoritegirl?这是谁这个舅舅叫什么Who'sthat?What'suncle'sname?-巴克舅舅-没错-Buck.-Yeah!来我怀里好了Oh,Igotyou.Oh,therewego.她已经吃早.餐换了尿布午餐前应该不会有问题She'shadbreakfastandbeenchanged,soyoushouldbegoodtilllunch.对我们准备了火鸡三明治方块和有机鸡块Yes,we'vegotturkeysandwichsquaresororganicchickennuggets.她要是吃鸡块那绝对不会分给你你只能靠自己了Ifshegoesforthenuggets,nosharing.Youareonyourown.你们一定很激动吧终于要去找房♥子了Youguysmustbeexcited,huh?Finallygoinghousehunting?应该是我们的公♥寓♥见证了很多问忆和第一次Ithinkso,Imean,ourapartmenthassomanymemoriesandfirsts.我们准备好迎接第二次了换句话说第二个卧室We'rereadyforseconds,asinasecondbedroom.你们厌倦了全世界最讨人喜欢的室友吗Oh,you'resickofhavingtheworld'smostadorableroommate,huh?全世界最讨人喜欢的室友最近很活跃Theworld'smostadorableroommatehasbeenveryactivelately.难管的两岁小孩可真不是闹着玩Theterribletwosarenojoke.拜托她还没到两岁呢Comeon,she'snoteventwoyet.你倒是跟她讲啊Well,trytellingherthat.我们最好赶紧出发有四个开车经过看♥房♥♥三个入室看♥房♥♥Oh,we,dbettergetmoving.We'vegotfourdrive-bys,threeshowings,两个房♥屋参观但愿第一天就能把这件事搞定twoopenhousesandhopefullyapeartreetofitourpartridgein.你确定可以一整天看着她吗Areyousurethatyou'reokaywithherallday?你在逗我吗Areyoukiddingme?我能跟外甥女共度一天这简直就是梦想成真Igettospendthewholedaywithmyniece.mlivingthedream.好的Okay,herewego.给你你要用哪个颜色Whatareyougonnause?没事我去捡Oh,okay.llgetit.没事Okay.你要画什么Whatareyougonnadraw?画个彩We'regonna.没事我去捡Okay,llgetit.一切都好Allgood.捡到了好吧不要Igotit.0.kay.嘿小孩子不能爬楼梯好吗No,no,no,Hey,hey,no.Stairsarenotforbabies.Okay?你就待在这里知道吗别动You'regonnastayrightthere.Okay?Don'tmove.作为负责任的好同舅我要把这里布置得舒服安全Iamgonnamakethisniceandsafe.1.ikeagood,responsibleuncle.好吧Yeah.小姬Uh,Jee?你是怎么Howdidyou,uh.?你是怎么Howdidyou.?Oh,uh.看来我要成为教你上厕所的人了Iguessmgonnabetheonetopottytrainyou.小姬Uh,Jee?我不是要成为教你卜.厕所的人Iamnotgonnabetheonetopottytrainyou.不要Uh,no,no,no,no.Ah.好了我们还是别Okay,let'snotjust.小姬等一下好吧Uh,Jee,one,onesec.Okay.小姬Uh,Jee.好了Okay.来啊小姬很好吃的我发誓Comeon,Jee,it'sdelicious,Iswear.来啊你一定饿我就饿了Comeon,youmustbehungry.Iam.小姬Uh,uh,Jee.嘿你们什么时候搬家Hey,hey.So,when'sthemove-indate?照这样下去永远搬不了Atthisrate,never.符合我们价位的房♥子要不然跟我们的公♥寓♥一样大Everythinginourpricerangewaseitherthesizeofourapartment,要不然就是要被拆除或者两者都是neededtobetorndownorboth.有一个房♥子已经重装过了Therewasthatonehouse.Itwasalreadyrenovated.对但你得穿过一个停车场才能到车♥库♥Yes,butyouhadtodrivethroughaparkinglottogetintothegarage.那你们打算怎么办Uh,so,whatareyouguysgonnado?去买♥♥彩票姬云呢Buylotterytickets?Where'sJee-Yun?她在楼上She'supstairs.她终F同意睡一会儿Shefinallyagreedtotakeanap.她今天怎么样希望她很乖Sohowwasshe?Good,Ihope.这么说吧需要睡一觉的人不只是她Uh,let,sjustsayshe,snottheonlyonewhoneedsanap.麦伊没跟你说她要带谁回家吃晚饭吗So,Maydidn,ttellyouwhosheinvitedtodinner,huh?我不知道她发短♥信♥让我多加一副碗筷Idon'tknow.Shetextedmetosetanextraplate.或许是哪个室友-Maybeoneofherroommates?-Oh.妈妈鲍比我们回来了Mom,Bobby,we'rehere.嘿看看我们的神秘客人到底是谁-Hey.-1.et'sseewhoourmysteryguestis.但愿你们不介意我带r人回来Hopeyoudon'tmindIbroughtsomecompany.是他的话肯定不会介意Well,definitelynotthiscompany.达瑞斯Oh,Darius.-嘿你好-我都不知道你回来了-Hey.What'sup?-Oh,Ididn'tknowyouwerebackintown.是临时的决定但我联♥系♥了麦伊她就邀请我来家里吃晚饭Itwasalittlelast-minute,butIhitMayupandsheinvitedmetodinner.希望没打扰到你们Ihopeit'sokay.-达瑞斯你知道你可以随时来我家-你要待多久-Darius,youknowyou'rewelcomeatanytime.-Howlongareyouherefor?就几天Justafewdays.达瑞斯在考虑下学期转学过来Dariusisthinkingabouttransferringdownherenextsemester.所以他会考察一些学校包括我的Sohe,sgonnacheckoutsomeschools.Includingmine.你能回家生活你父母一定很开心Well.Yourparentsmustbeverygladtohaveyoubackundertheirroof.其实我爸妈现在有点生气Uh,myparentsarealittleupsetwithmerightnow.我暂时住在一个朋友家mcrashingatafriend'shouse.他们希望你留在斯坦福读书对吧Mm-hmm.TheywantyoutostayatStanford,huh?他们觉得洛杉矶有太多让我分心的事Theythink1.A.hastoomanydistractions.鸡肉已经好了Well,thechickenisready.把配菜端出去我们就能开饭了Justhavetobringoutthesidesandwecaneat.我们去吧Oh,wecandothat.-可以吧好-Right?-Yeah.m-Yeah.我都要饿死了-对我们去端配菜-mstarving.-Yeah,um,we,llgetthesides.-好极了-我们去吧好的-Excellent.-Mm-hmm.Okay.1.et'sgo.Okay.事情变得有意思了Well,thisisaveryinterestingdevelopment.我有预感他不只是想念洛杉矶Somethingtellsmethat1.osAngeleswasn'tallthathewasmissing.年度慈善联谊会会场坐席安排不行全都搞错了No,thisisallwrong.你让西普国际挨着赞尼斯普罗You'vegotSchippInternationalsittingnexttoZenithPro.先生赞助商完全是按照你的意思排座的Thedonorsareseatedexactlyasyouasked,sir.我之前一字一句地记下了你的指示Iwrotedownallyourinstructionsverbatim.那你肯定听错了人都会犯错Welp,youmusthaveheardwrong.Weallmakemistakes,让莱维特索恩挨着普斯特艾福瑞斯特应该就没问题了justputRevitaThonnexttoPost-Everestandweshouldbefine.但那就违反了不能把技术公♥司♥和电♥信♥公♥司♥安排在一起的规矩Thatbreakstheruleofseatingtechnexttotelecom.这蠢规矩谁制定的Whomadethatstupidrule?你怎么回事Whatiswrongwithyou?绝对不能让技术公♥司♥和电♥信♥公♥司♥挨着Youneverseattechnexttotelecom,尤其是他们可能会动起手来especiallywhenthere'ssteakknivespresent.解决好Fixit你还在等什么Whatareyouwaitingfor?解决好Fixit.解决好Fixit!解决好Fix.It.解决好Fixit!解决好Fixit.-解决好知道了-Fixit!-Okay.解决好Fixit.解决好解决好Fixit.Fixit.Fixit.解决好Fixit.FixitFixit.Fixit.解决好Fixit.Fixit.解决好Fixit.好的我想好了Okay,Ifigureditout.桌子形状不对We'vegotthewrongshapedtables.得准备长方形的Weneedtogorectangular.但会场只有圆桌Buttheroundsaretheonlytablesthevenuehas.看来那就得自备桌子了Thenlookslikeit'sBYOT.给活动策划人打电♥话♥想办法解决1.et'sgetonthehornwiththeeventplannerandmakeithappen.他们要怎么及时送来新桌子和桌布Howaretheygonnagetnewtablesandlinensdeliveredintime?最坏的情况你可以自取Well,worstcasescenario,youcanalwayspickthemupyourself.快去解决Justfixit.快去解决Justfixit.你在听吗Hello?地球呼叫泰勒EarthtoTyler.你能解决好吗Areyougonnafixit?没问题Sure.嘿泰勒特别项目进展如何Hey,Tyler.How'sitgoingwiththespecialproject?一定别接错线Makesureyougetthoseconnectionsright.我真的很想让斯凯勒的同学开一下眼界ReallywantittobloweveryoneinSkyler'sclassaway.颜色好像也不太对劲你能解决吗Also,Idon'tknowaboutthiscolorstory.Canyoufixit?没问题Sure.早上好给你我拿走这个-Goodmorning,thereyouare.-I'lltakethose.-给你先生谢了-Thereyouare,sir.-Thanks,man.不对那是桑德里克先生的燕麦奶他说牛奶会真的让他送命No.That'sMr.Sanderick,s.Oatmilk.Sayscow'smilkcouldliterallykillhim.-谢谢-我们要是有那么幸运就好了-Thanks.-1.ikewecouldbesolucky.可算来了Finally.我很欣赏你人人平等的咖啡分配方式Youknow,Iappreciateyouregalitarianapproachtocoffeedistro,但没人喜欢咖♥啡♥因♥摄入不足的上司butnobodylikesanunder-caffeinatedboss.我绝对不这样Certainlynotme.老天他没事吧Oh,myGod,isheokay?-老天-糟了这是真的-Oh,myGod.-Oh,no.Thisisreallyhappening.怎么回事我是不是给错咖啡-What,sgoingon?-DidIgivehimthewrongcoffee?不怎么回事有人会心肺复苏吗-我给错r他咖啡-Oh,no.What?DoesanyoneknowCPR?-1gavehimthewrongcoffee.这里是911你有什么紧急情况我好像谋杀了我上司抱歉你是说msorry.Didyoujustsay.对我用一杯拿铁玛奇朵害死了我上司Yes!Ikilledmybosswithalattemacchiato.他对奶制品过敏我给错r他咖啡He'sallergictodairyandIgavehimthewrongdrink.你叫什么地址是哪里What'syournameandaddress?我是泰勒我们在星辰大道1300号♥六层Tyler.We'reat1300AvenueoftheStars.让他们赶紧来S汉thfloor.Tellthemtohurry!-救援马上就到他还有呼吸吗-没了-Helpisontheway.Ishebreathing?-No.他也没有心跳我开始做心肺复苏了Hisheart'snotbeatingeither.IstartedCPR.好的那样会在急救人员到达之前Good.That'llkeepbloodflowingthroughhisbody保持他全身的血液流通whilewewaitforparamedicstoarrive.拜托不要死我不是故意的我发誓Pleasedon'tdie.Ineverreallymeantit.Iswear.泰勒根据你的描述听起来是个意外你为什么说Tyler,whatyoudescribedsoundslikeanaccident.Whydidyousay.因为我一直盼着他死Because1wantedhimdead!我幻想了无数次你根本想不到Ifantasiedaboutitsomanytimes,youhavenoidea.但这次我的潜意识好像真的让幻想变成了现实ButthistimeIthinkmysubconsciousactuallymadeithappen.派遣洛杉矶警局调度中心说是过敏事件Dispatchsaidthiswasanallergicreaction.呼叫人声称是蓄意谋杀具体细节还不清楚Callerclaimeditattemptedmurder.Detailsarehazy.都让开我们是洛杉矶消防局不许你死在我手上-Stepaside,1.AFD.-Don'tyo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