Abbott Elementary《小学风云（2021）》第三季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

这里太安静了It,stoopeacefulinhere.那是因为这些孩子That'sbecausethesechildrenspend只顾着低头玩手♥机♥哼alloftheirtimeontheirphones.Hm!他们之间的互动几乎为零Theybarelyinteractwitheachother.对吧艾娃Isn'tthatright,Ava?嗯哦没错Huh?Oh,yeah.也许是现在的小孩不玩拍手游戏了It'sprobablycausetheydon'thavehandgamesanymore.嘿你们知道羞耻决吗Hey!DoyouguysknowShame?厉害的罗宾玛丽麦克小姐Rockin'Robin.MissMaryMack.玛丽小姐JMiSSMary?麦克麦克麦克/Mack,Mack,Mack?身穿一身黑黑黑J,Alldressedinblack,black,black?哦这种我们也有Oh,wehavethose,too!给他们看看-好的1.et'sdoit.Okay.女孩掌权男孩眼红Both:JGirlsrule,boysdrool)我们用了太多化石燃料J,Weusetoomuchfossilfuels?展♥丝鹿♥丝双重屈♥丝J1.oser,loser,doubleloserJ拜登开着一辆PT科鲁兹JBidendrivesaP.T.CruiserJ1如果知道答案请举手JtKnowtheanswer,raiseyourhand/我们活在印第安土地上JtWeliveonNative1.and?别叫我先生别叫我小姐JDon'tcallmesir,don'tcallmemissJ哦天哪/Aliensdoexist?Barbara:Oh,my.他太矮她太高JHe'stooshort,she'stootallJ这个国家何时才会陷落J4Whenwillthiscountryfall?好吧行了回去玩手♥机♥吧Okay.Okay.Uh.gobacktoyourphones.艾迪先生我有颗牙松了Mr.Eddie,mytoothisloose.如果脱落的话要像上一次吞进去吗Ifitfallsout,doIeatitlikeIdidlasttime?我现在有点忙好吧malittlebusyrightnow,okay?你在给胡萝卜上色You'recoloringacarrot.删除去找个位子坐好好么Gotakeaseatforme.Okay?上次讨论会之后Gregory:So,aftertheteachers'panel,一位费城活动基金会的人amanfromthePhiladelphiaActivitiesFund找到了我鼓励我申请approachedmeaboutapplyingforagrant花♥园♥小呆"项目的基金fortheGardenGoofballsprogram.如果申请成功那么实地考察课Thatwouldmeanfieldtripstofields.种子基金和孩子们呼声最高的要求seedmoneyforseeds.配套t恤都会实现andthekids'toprequest-matchingT-shirts.为了实现这一目标我一直在Sovebeenworkingnonstopontheproposal马不停蹄地准备提案tomakethathappen.知道吗一想到"花♥园♥小呆”项目的前景Youknow,it,sreallyexcitingtothinkaboutwhat我就十分兴奋theGardenGoofballsprogramcanbecome,而这一切的起源都是因为一个屁andtothinkitallstartedbecauseofafart.嗨埃迪老师Hi.Mr.Eddie?我这周帮隔壁的提格斯老师代课msubbingforMs.Teaguesnextdoorthisweek.一切都好吗有个学生Everythingalright?Well,there,sastudent已经无故缺勤三天了who'shadunexcusedabsencesthelastthreedays.我想问问该怎么处理Justwonderingwhattheprotocolis.哪个孩子Well,whichchild?亚历克斯-亚历克斯珀金斯Alex.AlexPerkins?我去年教过他Hewaswithmelastyear.好吧我发现他上周只来上过两次课Yes,andInoticedheonlycametoclasstwicelastweek.这可不像亚历克斯的风格Oh,well,that'snotlikeAlex.所以可以直接不来学校吗Socanyoujustnotcometoschool?不行听起来是可以的No.Soundslikeyoudon'thaveto.我好期待上二年级啊Ican'twaitforsecondgrade!谢谢你告诉我我会调查的Thanksforlettingmeknow.I1lookintoit我的牙我刚把牙吞下去了Mytooth!Ijustswallowedmytooth!是的真是太好了Yes.Thisisincredible.好再见奥德曼校长Okay.Bye,PrincipalOldman!刚才电♥话♥里是罗宾逊预科学校的奥德曼校长ThatwasPrincipalOldmanoveratRobinsonPrep.他想亲自感谢我设立了Hewascallingtopersonallythankmefortheinstitution图书管♥理♥员♥项目ofthelibrarianprogram.一太棒了-我天啊That'sawesome!Oh,myGod!约翰雷诺兹督导大驾光临我办公室哈哈哈SuperintendentJohnReynoldsinmyoffice.Hahaha!你是来炒我就鱼的吗AmIbeingfired?我只是在玩那个梗Iwasjustquotingthatjoke.不我不是来炒你的No,you'renotbeingfired,Janine.我是来夸你的I-1cameinheretocomplimentyou.哦Oh."哦”就够了"Oh"?That'sit?你原本以为自己会被解雇Y-Youthoughtyouweregettingfired,而我夸赞了你andnowmcomplimentingyou,你只回我一句“哦”andjust.,Oh.,'0h.总之你的工作让我印象深刻Anyway,vebeenveryimpressedwithyourwork.你在压力下解决问题的能力Yourabilitytoproblem-solveunderpressureiswhyIthink让我想把更多的指挥权交给你youshouldbecallingafewmoreoftheshotsaroundhere.哇哦Wow.哇哦对这才是我想要的反应"Wow."That'sthereactionIwaslookingfor!你的奖研金到期后Whenyourfellowshipisup,我们想给你一份全职工作wereallywanttoofferyouafull-timepositionhere.真正的工作对在这里Arealjobhere?Yeah,here.我们认为你只是刚刚崭露头角Wethinkthatyouhavebarelyscratchedthesurface.你有机会成为超级巨星Youhavethechancetobeasuperstar.只不过没有闪光灯和高工资Minustheflashinglightsandtheinsanesalary.你是会有一点加薪的-哦Youwouldbegettingalittlebitofaraise.Oh!但依然是个公职人员好吧Butyou,restillagovernmentworker.Okay.但不过我们会给你这个机会Um,butwe'regonnagiveyouthatchance.学区给大家提供了一种新软件Thedistricthasprovideduswithanewsoftware用来检测大家作业中人工智能的应用todetecttheuseofAI.inyourwork.同学们需要了解这项Id新月异的技术Youneedtounderstandthisgrowingtechnology,那公我们可以一起来学习一下andIthoughtwecouldtryitalltogether.这是罗伯特弗罗斯特写的诗SohereisapoembyRobertFrost.我只需点击这个按键AndwhenIhitthisbutton,就可以看到弗罗斯特是不是机器人itwilltellusifFrostwasarobot.我的一生是否是个谎言andmyentirelifehasbeenalie.我就知道全是鲍比自己写的Ah!IknewitwasallBobby.这里是杰文第二次世界大战的论文AndhereisJavon,spaperonWorldWarII.我就用了下维♥基♥百♥科♥确保名字没拼错I-1onlyusedWikipediatomakesureIspelledthenamesright.哈哈哈瞧吧我早说过C老师Hahaha!1.et'sgo!Hey.Itoldyou,Mr.C.我都不用怀疑杰文Ineverdoubtedyou,Javon.主要原因是你得了DMainlybecauseyougota,D,onit.这才是我们需要谈的问题Sowewillneedtohaveachataboutthat.你可以用这个软件检测一切书面材料Really,youcanusethisonanywrittenmaterial-比如书籍日记甚至是你日常生活中的文本books,journals,thingsfromyoureverydaylife,even.例如这封可爱的电子邮件Forexample,hereisalovelye-mailresponse是霍华德老师对我每周通讯的回信fromMrs.Howardtomyweeklynewsletter.呃不会吧And,uh.no,that.霍华德老师真是有够冷血Mrs.Howardcoldashell!她一定很讨厌你Yeah,shemusthateyourass.别说脏话Stopcursing.珍妮都迟到10分钟了Janineis10minuteslate,也就是说她实际迟到了半个小时whichmeansshe's30minuteslate,因为我总喜欢晚20分钟到'causemalways20minuteslate.这一点她比我做得好Well,shedoesbetterthanme因为我要是说自己晚点到becausewhenIsaymgonnabealittlelate,那么一般都不会到Iusuallyjustdon'tshowup.哟哟哟Well,well,well!这不是汽车人吗Ifitisn'ttheAutobots.或者说这不是霸天虎吗OrshouldIsayDecepticons.我已经不喜欢这个话题的走向了malreadynotenjoyingthisconversation.雅各布你在说什么啊Jacob,whatareyoutalkingabout?是这样的我今早在课上Well,yousee,Iwasdemonstrating展示最新人工智能检测软件时thenewA.I.detectionsoftware突然心血来潮想到嗯tomyclassthismorning,andIthought,"Hmm.还有什么比我亲爱的好友芭芭拉的电邮回复WhatbettertestthantouseoneofmygoodfriendBarb's更好的检测材料呢e-mailcorrespondences?"然后我震惊地得知AndIwasshocked-不心碎地得知no,heartbroken-它99%的内容是人工智能生成的tole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muchfeedback.Oh.Somuch.芭布每小时只能打一个句子AndBarb'stypingspeedisasentenceperhour.她一天哪有那么多时间Thereisn'tenoughtimeintheday.听着我们要是想刻薄Okay,look,ifweweretryingtobemean,早就会告诉你你的邮件又臭又长Wewouldsaythatyoure-mailsaresuper-longandboring,读起来就是浪费生命别再发了addzerovaluetoourlives,andpleasestopsendingthem.我们那么做是出于好心是的We'rebeingnice!Ava:Yeah.好心人工智能不可能有好心Nice?A.I.cannotbenice.好好好Okay.Okay.Okay.我能理解你的不高兴Icanseewherethiswouldbeupsetting.我们很抱歉We'resorry.我们不会再生成邮件了Nomoregenerativee-mails.Mnh-mnh.我们会尽最大努力回复你Andwewilldoourbesttorespond.谢谢-是的Thankyou.Yes.只回复那些不冗长无聊的Totheonesthataren'tsuper-longandboring.嘿格里戈里Hey,Gregory.Um.我IE要给你发短♥信♥Iwasjustabouttotextyou,但我猜你已经听说了butmguessingyouheardalready.所以你知道亚历克斯珀金斯的事了SoyoualreadyknowaboutAlexPerkins?亚历克斯珀金斯我班的学生AlexPerkins?Frommyclass?他怎么了一切都好吗What'sgoingonwithhim?Everythingokay?是啊他一直没来上课Oh,urn,yeah.Hehasn'tbeencomingtoclass.已经缺勤九次了再缺一次Hehasnineabsences.Onemore-他就要接受法庭的逃课听证会留级年Hehastogototruancycourtandhegetsheldbackayear.是啊你能想象一个二年级学生Yeah.Canyouimaginehavingtogotocourt出庭听证么asasecondgrader?天啊怎么会这样Oh,myGod.Howisthishappening?这不像他的性格Thisisveryout-of-characterforhim一定是出什么事了我知道Somethingmustbegoingon.Iknow.Um.我们刚得知他家就在街对面Wejustfoundouthelivesrightacrossthestreet我想去他家看看Iwasthinkingaboutgoingtohishouse.我们不能去学生家里Wecannotgotohishouse.这完全违反了学区政策Imean,that'sstrictlyagainstdistrictpolicy.按照规程我们只能打电♥话♥Theprotocolsayswecall.是啊我们遵循了全套学区规程Yeah,yeah,yeah,wewentthroughallthedistrictprotocols.然后打电♥话♥到他家是他奶奶接的电♥话♥Ithencalledhishouse,Ispoketohisgrandma,我说三句她只能听懂一句whoIthinkheardoneofeverythreewordsIsaid,但他奶奶的确说他不来上学buthisgrandmadidsaythathe'snotcomingtoschool是因为他想念之前那位老师becausehemisseshisoldteacher.也就是我That'sme.或者是我-或者是我Orme.Orme.好吧Okay.我觉得放学后Um,so,Iwasthinkingthatafterschool,我们可以见个面wecouldgettogether,去他家看看发生了什么事gotothehouse,seewhat,sgoingon.雅各布Jacob.Ah.我真正的朋友Oneofmyrealfriends.你永远不会用机器人回我的You'dneverusearobot.说得对Youredamnright.我想告诉你我还在热切等回复我那篇Iwantedyoutoknowmeagerlyawaitingyourfeedback春季大扫除历史的最新通讯onmylatestnewsletteraboutthehistoryofspringcleaning.哦对我Oh.Yeah.Iwas,um.我整个周末都在拜读呢Iwasworkingallweekendonthat.我很快会写篇详评给你Youshallhavemydetailedresponsesoon.太好了希望我写的每一段Great.ForeveryparagraphIwrote,你都能回复至少三段以上Iexpectatleastthreeparagraphsback.我们阿伯特小学对老师要求很高WehereatAbbottholdourteacherstoahighstandard.因此我们的选拔过程也很严格Therefore,wewillbeconductingarigorousselectionprocess以保证把机会给到最合格的教育工作者toensurethatonlythemostqualifiededucatorgetsthejob.说到这儿Havingsaidthat,请身高在1米65以下的出列ifyouare5,5'*andunder,pleasestepforward.你们可以走了Youaredismissed,如果你做事积极进取未雨绸缪Ifyouareago-getterwhoisalwaysprompt,请出列pleasestepforward.谢谢你们可以走了Thankyou.Youaredismissed.恭喜你进入了最后一轮Congratulationsonmakingittothefinalround.你只要答对一个问题就能得到这份工作Youareonlyonequestionawayfromlandingthisjob.你有豆胶糖腰带吗Doyouownajelly-beanbelt?认真地吗走吧Seriously?!Dismissed!叫下一波人进来Sendinthenextbatch.记住在任何情况下都不能进入学生家中Okay,so,undernocircumstancesdoweenterthehouse.毕竟我们已经We'realready,youknow,游走在学区政策的边缘rpushingtheboundariesofdistrictpolicy.是啊直接找上家门已经很冒犯了Right.Goinguptothedoorisalreadybadenough.我们不能再越界了Wedon'twanttocrossanymorelines.没错一跟奶奶解释完情况的严重性Exactly.We,lljustexplainthegravityofthesituation我们就撤toGrandma,beonourway.好主意-是的Soundsgood.Yes.哦你们是来修冰箱的吗？Oh.Youheretofixtherefrigerator?哦不冰箱出什么问题了Oh,no.What'swrongwiththerefrigerator?冰箱哪哪儿都是问题What'snotwrongwiththefridge?不不我们不是为了而来的Gregory:No,no,we'renothereforthat.Oh.是的我是学区的珍妮提格斯Yes.mJanineTeaguesfromtheschooldistrict,这是阿伯特小学的格雷戈里埃迪你好andthisisGregoryEddiefromAbbottElementary.Hello.我们是想来告诉你您孙了亚历克斯AndWecametoletyouknowthatyourgrandson,Alex,再缺勤一次就要留级了isoneabsenceawayfrombeingheldback.他很好啊He,sfine.他在屋里看价格竞猜呢H