Baby Reindeer《驯鹿宝贝（2024）》第一季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

真不敢相信我加了她Icouldn'tbelieveIhaddoneit.是一瞬间的疯狂还是本能地想要自我毁灭？Wasitamomentofmadnessoranattemptatself-destruction?我不确定Iwasn,tsure.我有好几次想删除好友却又阻止了自己Iwenttounfriendhermanytimes,butIalwaysstoppedmyself.她是真的有病还是被人误解每个故事都有两面Sheisill,misunderstood.Therearetwosidestoeverystory.倘若生活本就浑浑噩噩单凭某个人就能将它彻底摧毁吗？Ifyouaren,tlivingalifeworthliving,thencansomeoneruinitatall?然后她开始在我的所有照片下添加评论Thencamethecommentsonallmyphotos,有些甚至是我刚注册账户时上传的someasfarbackaswhenIfirstopenedtheaccount.在我和前女友琪莉的合影旁发表酸溜溜的评论Jealousremarksonphotoswithmyex-girlfriendKeeley,还用奇怪的文字描述我的一举一动alongsidethesebizarrecaptionsdescribingmyeverymove.饥渴的小驯鹿运动小驯鹿淘气小鹿开心的小驯鹿玛莎史考特在吗？今晚太浪漫拉驯鹿我门算正式交往了吗？玛莎那不是约会那只是.你岗在打字?怎么停下了？有人在你傍边吗？小驯鹿你根别人在一起吗？你没有回达我的问题驯鹿宝贝从我的iPhone发送驯鹿宝贝托尼不管你在玩什么花样你成功吸引了我的注意Well,Tony,whateveryou'redoing,it'sworking.什么意思？Whatdoyoumean?我只是说mjustsaying,我们已经见过六次了we'vemetsixtimesnow.你每次都是讲完一堆笑话就早早离开Allyoudoiscrackjokesthenleaveearly.通常女生都会感觉受到了羞辱Agirlshouldbeinsulted,但可恨的是这样反而勾起了我的兴趣butIhatethatitintriguesme.我喜欢慢慢来在这方面我是个绅士Well,Iliketotakeitslow.magentlemaninthatrespect.你从不送我去地铁站不和我谈论你的生活YouneverwalkmetotheTube.Younevertellmeaboutyourlife.也不用脸书You'renotonFacebook.我无从分辨你是否真诚Ican'ttellifyou'regenuine会不会哪天我一觉醒来发现自己被绑♥架♥或者谋杀了？ormgonnawakeuponedayinsideatrue-crimepodcast.好吧你想知道些什么？Well,whatdoyouwannaknow?告诉我你为什么总是坚持要来这里Tellmewhyyoualwaysinsistoncominghere.原因有很多比如这里氛围好Well,lotsofreasons.Greatatmosphere.是啊评判一间酒吧的好坏Yes,youcanalwaysjudgeagreatbar只要看里面有多少人在读金融时报就够了byhowmanypeoplearereadingtheFinancialTimes.而且这里光线太暗了我一整晚只能眯缝着眼看你It,ssodarktoo.IfeelallIdoissquintatyouallevening.那就别眯眼任眼神迷离Ah,well,don'tsquint,then.Justletyoureyesfuzz.我在朦胧的视线中更能进入状态IreallycomeintomyownwhenI'minasoftfocus.你真的很奇怪You'resoweird.-是吗？-没关系奇怪很好我喜欢-AmI?-It,sfine.Ilikeweird.或多或少人人都有各自的古怪大家都在扮演着正常人We'reallvaryingdegreesofweird,aren'twe?Pretendingtobehuman.说得好真好对我可以借鉴Ah,that'sgood,thatis.Yeah,I'llusethat.富有哲理的话在工地上很受欢迎是吗托尼？Philosophygodownwellontheconstructionsite,doesit,Tony?我是在跨性别交♥友♥网♥站上认识的泰瑞1metTeribysigninguptoatransdatingwebsite.作为伪装我把名字从唐尼改成了托尼IchangedmynamefromDonnytoTony还虚构了一份工作把自己包装成另一个人andinventedajobandanentirepersonaasameansofkeepingmyselfdisguised.我痛恨此等行径1hatedmyselffordoingit,但又实在不想被人发现我注册了那个网站butIjustcouldn'tbearthethoughtofanyonefindingout.我从没想过会坠入爱河Ineverexpectedtofallinlove.-你好-嘿-Hi.-Hey.她聪颖风趣有激&heartsH"青♥无所顾忌地展现自我Shewasbrilliant.Fierce,witty,unashamed.她拥有我所不具备的一切EverythingIwasnot.她是一名治疗师六年前移居伦敦Atherapistwhomovedto1.ondonsixyearsago目前在市中心工作andwasnowworkingintheheartofthecity.随着一次次地聊天大笑一起消磨时间到天亮Themorewelaughedandchattedandwounddowntheclockuntilmorning,我越来越为她着迷themoreandmoreIfellforher.当你跟某人说话时Youknowsomething'sright会激动到头皮发麻便会意识到那是对的人whenyougetthattinglyfeelingbehindyoureyeswhenyoutalktothem.可一想到假如跟她约会时遇见我认识的人ButthenIwouldthinkaboutbumpingintosomeoneIknewtogether,比如酒吧或者喜剧界的人fromthepuborfromthecomedyworld,而他们看出来我在跟一个跨性别女性约会thattheycouldtellsomehowthat1wasdatingatranswoman,我会羞耻到恨不得找个地缝钻进去andIjustcouldn'tmovepastthebullshitofmyshame.所以每次出去约会Sowhenitcametomeetingoutside,我都会把地点约在城市边缘一间昏暗的鸡尾酒吧Ikeptourdatestoadimcocktailbarontheedgeoftown.怎么Well,托尼Tony,不打算说点什么吗？areyougonnasaysomething?我一直想坦白我其实不叫托尼IalwaysmeanttotellheraboutTony,但我越是喜欢她就越拖着不敢开口butthemoreIfellforher,themoreIfoundmyselfputtingitoff.你为什么不回达我的问题？从我的iPhone发送发送至泰瑞昨晚约会很愉快周五老地方见？你在这儿呀弗兰基宝贝Thereheis.Frankie,baby.玛莎Martha.Um.一你好老实说-Uh,hi.-Honestly,你昨晚去哪儿了？你不上班的话该告诉我呀wherewereyoulastnight?Youneedtotellmeifyou'renotworking.害我一直担心你会不会死在了运河里脸朝下漂在水上Keptthinkingofyoufloatinginthatcanalsomewhere,facedown.就是你走去坐公车时要经过的那条运河Theoneyougothroughwhenyouwalktothebusfromwork.那条路有很多奇怪的人瘾君子小偷什么人都有Allsortsofweirdfuckersdownthatway.Junkiesandthieves.Allkinds.还有很多亚洲人Asians.你得小心呀-Youshouldbecareful.-Uh.天哪对了我很喜欢你的脸书页面OhmyGod,beenlovingyourFacebookpagebytheway.只是我想不通你怎么老爱跟那些荡♥妇♥瞎混Don'tknowwhatIthinkofthetartsyousurroundyourselfwith.尤其是那个琪莉利赫ThatKeeley1.eighoneinparticular.她总爱抱着你把鼻子埋进你的后颈Thewayshe,salwayshuggingyouandburrowinghernoseintoyournape.那女人是有多饥渴呀？Imean,howdesperatecanonetartbe?简直难以置信Canyouimagineit?你在给谁发短♥信♥?So,whoareyoutexting?-你说什么？-不是那个叫琪莉的贱♥人♥吧？-msorry?-Wasn'tthatKeeleybint,wasit?不是玛莎你要真想知道琪莉只是我的一个老朋友No,Martha.Ifyoumustknow,Keeley'sjustanoldfriend,okay?男女之间没有纯粹的友谊Menandwomencan'tbefriends.你们是炮♥友♥?Youfuckingher?什么？不玛莎我们不是拜托你别纠结这个话题了好吗？What?No,Martha,mnot.Now,willyoudropit,please?天啊对不起小驯鹿OhmyGod.msorry,reindeer.吓着你了吧我知道是我太激动了manightmare,Iknow.Iwasgettingcarriedawaywithmyself.我只是不太擅长竞争知道吗？mjustnotverygoodwithcompetition,see?它会害我展现出最坏的一面Tendstobringouttheworstinme.-怎么说？-表现在很多方面-Howso?-Oh,lotsofways,really.我会沉迷在网上查找所有关于情敌的信息IfindmyselfgettinglostontheInternettryingtofindouteverythingaboutthem.不过别担心小驯鹿我知道你是单身Butdon'tworry,reindeer.Iknowyou'resingle.你不会在追求我的同时还跟一个妖艳贱♥货♥纠缠不清Youdon,tsingintoagirl'ssoullikethatwithatartontheside.那样太残忍♥了That,dbecruel.我不会接受的Iwouldn'tabidebythat总之我们进屋再说吧Anyway,llgetyouinside.那晚我失眠了我害怕玛莎发现泰瑞的事Icouldn'tsleepthatnightforfearofMarthafindingoutaboutTeri.我们换个地方去这儿吧到时会怎样？Whatwouldhappenthen?我对自己发誓要尽可能地让她俩保持距离Imadeavowtokeepthemasfarapartaspossible.我以为让泰瑞远离玛莎会比较容易实现IfiguredtheeasierthingtodowouldbetokeepTeriawayfromMartha.嘿泰瑞Hey,Teri!你怎么来了？Whatareyoudoinghere?天啊Holyshit.光今天就有几百封邮件There's,like,hundredsjusttoday.你全看过吗？Haveyoureadallthese?没有一天时间根本看不过来No,there,snotenoughtimeinthedaytoreadallofthem.其中有些内容.Someoftheseare.她显然精神不太正常Imean,she'sclearlyunwell.是啊所以我认为我们应该暂时保持低调Yeah.That'swhy1thinkweshouldlaylowforawhile.她为什么叫你唐尼？WhydoesshecallyouDonny?她给我起了很多外号♥Oh,she.shecallsmelotsofthings.Um.笑笑骨、小奶头Funnybones,nipple-head-驯鹿宝贝？Babyreindeer?她应该不是律师吧massumingshe'snotalawyer.对根本不可能她成天在心跳里干坐着No,shecan'tbe.SpendsalldaysittingintheHeart.心跳？卡姆登区的那家酒吧？TheHeart?ThepubinCamden?我刚才说什么了？心跳-Uh,whatdidIsay?-TheHeart.你是在那遇见她的？Isthatwhereyoumet?对其实我有点记不大清了yeah,mjusttryingtoremember,actually.卡姆登区就那一家心跳酒吧Well,there,sonlyoneHeartinCamden.我现在都不敢去了Idon'tgothereanymore.你昨天才去过Accordingtothese,youwerethereyesterday.我没有是她瞎编的Iwasn,t.She'sjustlying.警♥察♥怎么说？Whatarethepolicesayingtoallthis?我觉得这事还不至于.Oh,I.Idon'tthinkitmerits.没那么严重吧Imean,it'snotthatbad.但已经严重到我们需要暂时低调了Butbadenoughthatweneedtolaylowforawhile.你为彳卜么不报♥警♥?Whyhaven'tyoureportedthis?不知道她只是有点疯疯癫癫的Idon'tknow.She'sjustbatty.除了会发些奇怪的邮件其实并没有对我造成多大困扰Imean,apartfromafewrandomemails,itreallyisn,tallthatmuch.我只是不想把你也卷进来Ijustdidn'twannadragyouintoit”没多大困扰”?Notthatmuch?她有妄想症给自己幻想出了一个全新的身份She'safantasistwho'sfabricatedanentireidentityforherself.这危险信♥号♥♥还不够强烈吗托尼？Doesthatnotscreamalarmbells,Tony?不一定吧人都会出于各种原因说谎Idon'tknowaboutthat.Peoplelieforallsortsofreasons.不会说这样的谎Notlikethistheydon't.答应我你会解决这件事Promisemeyou'llshutthisdown.因为我不会逃避任何人Becausemnothidingfromanyone.如果你解决不了也许我只好到卡姆登区Ifyoudon't,ImighthavetocometoCamden去找她当面说了andpayheravisitmyself.整件事宛如一场噩梦每一个谎言和错误的决定Itwaslikesomecrazynightmare,whereeachlieandwrongdecision都莫名地拉近着玛莎和泰瑞的距离somehowboundMarthaandTericlosertogether.仿佛在冥冥之中1.iketheuniversewaspunishingme每当我想要全身而退时都会遭到上天的惩罚everysingletimeItriedtocowermywayoutofthesituation.天哪小奶头Jeezo,nipple!我在这里为你担心is分钟rFifteenminutesvebeenhereworryingmyheadoffaboutyou.说真的你要迟到的话得先跟我打个招呼呀Honestly!Youneedtotellmewhenyou'rerunninglate.至少把你的电♥话♥号♥码给我吧我就不用干着急了AtleastgivemeyourgoddamnphonenumbersoIwon,thavetoworrysomuch.来吧你知道该怎么做小奶头Comeon,youknowthedrill,nipple.快给我来杯健怡可乐喝喝然后我就得走了QuickDietCoketowetthewhistle,andllbeoffski.两块五英镑谢谢£2.50,please.-你从来不收我钱的-我必须收-Youneverchargeme.-1haveto.-我买♥♥不起-你不是律师吗？-1can'taffordit.-Thoughtyouwerealawyer,no?你今天怎么这么奇怪？Whatyoubeingweirdfor?我没有只是我觉得咱俩是时候划清界限了mnot.Ijustthinkit,stimewedrewafewboundaries.你说过会满足我的需求Yousaidaboutthecurtains.我知道那是在开玩笑我是个喜剧人就爱开玩笑Iknow.Thatwasajoke.macomedian.Imakejokes.什么？所以What?So.你和我之间的一切都只是个玩笑？thishasallbeen.onebigwind-up,hasit?疯女人玛莎自作聪明结果小丑竟是我？CrazyMartha.withherbigbrain.Joke'sonher?不不是那样的No,no,it's.it'snotlikethat.你说过好多撩我的话小驯鹿You'vesaidalotofshittome,reindeer.不玛莎请你别哭Yeah.No,Martha,uh,pleasedon'tcry.什么？What?你是说对我从来就没感觉吗？Areyousayingyou'veneverhadfeelingsforme?不很显然我没那么说No.No,mnotsayingthat,obviously.我觉得你很好只是Ithinkyou,re.great.It'sjust.只是什么？Whatisit?是什么？年龄差距-Well,whatisit?-Theagegap.但我们的年龄差距不算太大呀Butthere'snotthatmuchofanagegap.对但等我想要孩子Yeah,butbythetime1wantkids,想要一个大家庭时问题就大了youknow,likeabigfamily,it,s.it's.it'sgonnamatter.确实会有点麻烦Oh,that'dbetricky.是啊Yeah.这个该死的世界Thisfuckingworld.就只会肆无忌惮地索取Allitdoesistakefromyou.经血从我的阴♥道♥凶涌而出一大堆黏平平的东西医生说我的卵子好象20岁女生的一样哦你响什么时候来播种呀？从我的iPhone发送那一晚玛莎的邮件疯狂涌入一封接一封地Thatnight,Marthafloodedmyaccountwithemailafteremail细数着她的月经卫生棉条血块detailingperiods,tampons,bloodclots,强调她旺盛的生育能力reinforcingthisimageofherfertility.在她眼里我已没有任何理由推开她了Therewasnoexcusenow,inhereyes.我们俨然就要确定关系Wewerebecomingathing.快点小驯鹿Quick!Reindeer!快呀开门Hurry!Hurry!Hurry!Open!现在每天早上玛莎都会在Everymorningnow,Marthawouldarrive开店前两小时赶到exactlytwohoursbeforethepubopened.然后在酒吧待一整天跟在我屁♥股♥后头Thenalldayshewouldtrailmearoundthebar,无休止地畅谈着我们的未来talkingendlesslyaboutourfuturetogether.我仔细考虑过了我愿意I'vethoughthardaboutit,andmyanswer'syes.-愿意什么？-跟你结婚生子生一大堆-Yestowhat?-Kids,marriage,thefullnineyards.我从来没说过要跟你结婚Ineversaidanythingaboutmarriage.无论我去哪里她都会出现EverywhereIturned,shejustseemedtobethere,在最不合时宜的时刻蹦出来谈论我们的未来poppingupatthemostinopportunemomentstotalkaboutourfuturetogether.我们的婚礼要给孩子取什么名字.Ourweddingday,whatweweregonnacallourkids.只要抓紧时间我应该能生三个IthinkIcandothreeifwemovequickly.我连孩子的名字都想好了你看veevenbeenthinkingofwhattocallthemtoo.Here.那个画面让我不寒而栗几乎跟她选的名字一样可怕.theimageofwhichhorrifiedmealmostasmuchasthenamesshe'dchosen.爱格伯特基斯尼奥我试着疏远她Itriedtodistancemyself但她依旧执迷不悟一门心思缠着我butshestillperseveredwiththesamedead-eyedcommitment.-需要帮忙吗弗兰基宝贝？-不用-Needahand,Frankiebaby?-What?No,mfine.喜欢我叫你"弗兰基宝贝”吗？Doyoulikethat?"Frankiebaby"?取自双人组合成员弗兰基辛纳特拉他也有迷人的翅臀Fromtheduet.FrankieSinatra.Hehadagorgeoustushtoo.我手里拿着热腾腾的餐食呢vegothotfuckingplatesinmyhand.-你能别围着我转了吗？-我买♥♥好半决赛的门票了-Willyoustopfussingaroundme?-I'vegotticketstothesemifinal.什么？What?你比赛的门票我会去为你助阵的Tickets.Foryourcompetition.Gonnacomedownandemptymylungs.我最近在学一首对唱曲目这次我想唱凯莉和杰森的歌♥Beenlearninganewduettoo.mthinkingKylieandJasonthistime.你要来看比赛？-当然-You'recomingtothecompetition?-Absolutely.我还想着等半决赛结束了跟你来场全垒打呢.AndIthought,afteryourSemi,Icouldgiveyouafullerection.我们得禁止玛莎入店WeneedtobarMartha.什么？不可能What?Nochance.那我们这一整年的笑料都没了That'dbelikebarringayear'sworthofbanter.说实在的唐尼没了她你简直无聊透顶1.et'sbehonest,Donny.You,renothingwithouther.听我说好吗？吉诺请你出去一下Justhearmeout.Gino,canyouleave?不你想跟我说什么都可以当着我老婆的面说No.Whatyoucansayinfrontofme,youcansayinfrontofthemissus.听着我有种不好的预感1.ook,mjustgettingabadfeeling.瞧瞧她发给我的这堆邮件你看Imean,lookatalltheseemailsshe'sbeensendingme.Here.天哪见鬼这也太离谱了吧Ohman.Oh,shit,man.That's.Thatispropernuts.-现在明白了吧？-我也拿不准-Getmypoint?-1don'tknow.这年头要禁止某人进店是很复杂的Barringiscomplicatedthesedays.若没有实证我们很可能引火烧身Unlessyou'vegotevidence,itcancomebackonus.-她怎么会知道你的邮箱？-这不重要-How'dshegetyouremail?-Itdoesn'tmatter.重点是她知道了我的邮箱Allthatmattersisshedidgetit,现在我们有充分的证据禁止她进店不是吗？andnowwehavealltheevidenceweneedtobarher,right?证据确实不少这条你看过了吗？There'splentyofevidencehere.Youreadthisone?不是吧那也太野蛮了Ohno.No,that.thatisbrutal.哪一条？-你求她跟你肛♥交♥那条-Whichoneisthat?-Theonewhereyoubegherforanalsex.-你胡说什么呢？-你看-Whatareyoutalkingabout?-Here.在我看来你似乎一直在求她跟你肛♥交♥啊1.ookstomelikeyou'vebeenbeggingherforanalsex,mate.你回信了你♥他♥妈♥在逗我吗？Youwroteback.Areyoufuckingkiddingme?跟我肛♥交♥吧可恶你居然发过去了Shit,youactuallysentit.你傻吗？你♥他♥妈♥是白♥痴♥吗？Areyoustupid?Areyouafuckingmoron?冷静点她只会把这当笑话看Oh,chill.She'llseeitasajoke.什么时候？在哪里？从我的iPhone发送简直难以置信Itwasincredible,really,一切正以惊人的速度滑向崩溃的边缘justhowquicklythingsseemedtobefallingapart.你好请问是杰森吗？Hi,isthatJason?你好是的我是唐尼Hi,yeah,yeah,yeah.It'sDonny.mjust,um.很抱歉这么晚打电♥话♥过来I.msorrytocallsolate.请问能不能把我半决赛的日期改到另一天？mjustwonderingifIcanmovemysemifinaltotheotherdate?对我得处理一些家事目前的日期我恐怕来不了Yeah,Ihavetotendtosomefamilyshit,whichmeansIcan'tdothecurrentone.天啊你真是我的英雄Ohman,you'reahero!非常感谢杰哥我能叫你杰哥吗？Thanks,Jase.CanIcallyouJase?好的谢谢你杰森再见伙计再见Allright.Thanks,Jason.Bye,mate.Bye.哇你做到了wow!Youmadeit.我特意选了一个同性恋酒吧想看你会不会受不了Ipickedthegayestbarintentionallyjusttoseeifyou'dcrack.我知道那我该怎么办？要避免吸入空气中的微粒吗？Iknowyoudid.SowhatdoIdo?DoIavoidbreathingintheairparticles?别闹了Oh,shutup!你总能领会这种讽刺性的幽默真好否则你还挺让人受不了的You'dbeprettydamnintolerableifyoudidn'tgetirony.-我就当你是在夸我了-就是在夸你-lltakethatasacompliment.-Mmm,youshould.我有同意你搂我的腰吗？DidIgiveyouconsenttoputyourarmsaroundmywaist?你有你穿着这条性感小裙子来赴约就等于默许了Youdid,actually,whenyouturnedupinthatskimpylittledress.你还没喝就醉了吗？Areyoudrunkalready?爱让我迷醉Ah,justonlove.少来Oh,goaway.真的改天让你见见我的女神mserious.Youshouldmeethersomeday.天啊我超爱这首歌♥来我们去跳舞吧OhmyGod,Ifuckinglovethissong.Comeon,let'sdance.1.et,sdance.-我没想到你还会跳舞-我不会啊但我要把你拖下水-1didn'thaveyoudownasadancer.-mnotbutlldragyoudownwithme.说真的你怎么像变了个人似的托尼去哪儿了？Honestly,whathaveyoudonewithhim?Where'sTony?我是他的双胞胎弟弟他让我来替他把你拿下mhistwin.Hesendsmetosealthedealforhim.好吧告诉他这是违法的Well,tellhimthat'sillegal.什么违法？Whatis?用假身份跟人上♥床♥Sleepingwithsomeoneunderafalseidentity.是吗？Isit?当然Yeah,ofcourse.那你叫什么名字双胞胎弟弟？What'syourname,then,twinny?唐尼Donny.奇怪玛莎就是这么叫你的Weird.That'swhatMarthacallsyou.是啊Yeah,um.你还好吧?Areyouokay?嗯那个我需要Yeah.Yeah.Um,tellyouwhat,letmejust,um.失陪一下好吗？Onesecond,yeah?真♥他♥妈♥见鬼Fuck'ssake!你没事吧？Areyouokay?没事我们去喝一杯吧？Yeah,yeah,Yeah,mfine.Um,shallwegetadrink?你要不还是先缓缓吧Ithinkyoushouldmaybeslowdownabit.好-过来坐下-Okay.-Here.Sit.喝点水Havesomewater.可恶Oh,fuck.今天是不是出了什么事？你似乎很困扰Didsomethinghappentoyoutoday?Youseemtroubled.不我没事No,mfine.不会是玛莎吧？Martha,byanychance?直觉告诉我这事一定很有意思Somethingtellsmemgonnaenjoythis.不我只是我想婉转地拒绝她No,Ijust,um.Ithoughtdletherdowngently所以编了个借口说我想要孩子bymakingoutthatIwantedkidsandstuff.真是越来越有趣了Oh,thisgetsbetterandbetter.-想知道我的想法吗？-我想不想你都会照说不误吧-DoyouwannaknowwhatIthink?-1thinkyou'regonnatellmeanyway.我觉得你乐在其中Ithinkyou'reenjoyingthis.你只不过读了几封邮件而已别一副洞察一切的样子You'vereadafewemails.Stopactinglikeyouknowthesituation.我用谷歌♥搜索过她Youknow,Igoogledher.你为什么没告诉我她以前坐过牢？Whydidn'tyoutellmethatshe'dbeentojai