Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第二十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

剧情回顾Previouslyon.她整理了行李带着孩子和小狗离开了Shepackedupthekidsandthepuppyandleft.整理什么？为什么？Packed'emup?Why?她跟踪你到了亚特兰大ShefollowedyoutoAtlanticcity.她知道你和别的女人的事糟糕的事情发展到Sheknowsaboutyourotherwoman.Thingswentfrombad.把你的手举到我看得到的地方PutyourhandswhereIcansee'em.无法收拾的地步她真太厉害了Toconsiderablyworse.Oh,man,she,sgood.看来这次的人工授精很成功1.ooksliketheinseminationwassuccessful.甚至连好消息Ohh!Andeventhegoodnews.她现在是家里最重要的人She'stheprioritynow.她是我孩子的母亲也不见得完全是好的She'sthemotherofmychild.Camewithacatch.要考虑到我家来住吗？Givenanythoughttostayingatmyplace?我想还是不要了Ithinkmgonnahavetopass.我比别人想的要来得坚强Youknow,mstrongerthanpeoplegivemecreditfor.但是有时你一旦接受了实事Butsometimesonceyouacceptthetruth.Aah!你发现你的能力我们离开这里吧Youdiscoverthatyou'recapable.1.et'sjustgetoutofhere.可能作成Ofaccomplishing.我想我需要入院观察dliketoadmitmyselfforpsychiatricobservation.我想我快要精神失常了mabouttohaveanervousbreakdown.几乎任何事情Almostanything.这就是现实生活发生在邻里之间It'safactoflifeineveryneighborhood.有人搬进来有人搬出去Peoplemoveinandpeoplemoveout.当然只有他们中只有少数人会在凌晨2点整理行李搬家Althoughveryfewofthempackupandleaveat2:00inthemorning.但这并不是贝蒂.艾波怀特一家在午夜搬家了Butitwasn'tthefirsttimethatBettyapplewhitehadtriedtoleaveinthemiddleofthenight.这已经发生过一次Ithadhappenedoncebefore.在芝加哥InChicago.在她一个儿子准备和他女友分手的那个晚上Thesamenightoneofhersonstriedtobreakupwithhisgirlfriend.一个叫梅勒尼.福斯特的年轻女孩AyoungwomannamedMelaniefoster.你在开什么玩笑你不能甩了我Areyoukidding?Youcannotdumpme.我是不会被甩的1donotgetdumped.如果这里有什么人被甩那个人也该是你Ifanyoneisgettingdumpedhere,it,syou.你想怎样都行可以了吧Howeveryouwannaspinitisfine,okay?我只要你出去我只要你出去Ijustwantout.Ijustwantout!好了马修Okay,Matthew.我想有时我是有点贱MaybeIamabitchsometimes,但是你和我这样的女孩约会还是有好处的butthereareadvantagestodatingsomeonelikeme,我想你明白我在说什么andIknowthatyouknowwhatmtalkingabout.You.梅勒尼我妈妈就在隔壁Melanie,mymotherisintheotherroom.你你疯广吗Areyoucrazy?显然在这里我们不能好好的谈谈Clearly,wecan'thaveaseriousdiscussionhere.那我们晚上在（地方）见面如何？Whydon'tyoumetmeatthelumberyardat9:00?梅勒尼什么？Melanie.Huh?我们已经结束了It'sover.只要你来了我可以比任何人更好的和你说再见Well,evenmorereasonforyoutoshowup.Noonecansaygood-byebetterthanIdo.现在正是时候Oh,it'sabouttime.卡博？你来这里干吗Caleb?Whatareyoudoinghere?马修在那里Where'sMatthew?我先来了我知道一条近路Igotherefirst.I-Iknowashortcut.马修知道你来这里吗DoesMatthewknowthatyou'rehere?不No.他他不想和你再在一起了He.hedoesn,twannabewithyouanymore.那这和你又有什么关系Whatdoesthathavetodowithyou?我想See,Ithought.也许我能成为你的男朋友Maybe.Icouldbeyourboyfriendnow.什么？What?我爱你Iloveyou.上帝啊告诉我是你认教你这么说的吧不是？Oh,god,pleasetellmesomeoneputyouuptothis.No?你不是认真的吧'Causeifyou'reserious,那太可悲了it'stoopathetic.上帝你♥他♥妈♥的在做什么God,whatthehellareyoudoing?!禹我远点Getoffofme,youfreak!梅勒尼？Melanie?是的艾波怀特离开芝加哥已经一年了Yes,ayearhadcomeandgonesincetheapplewhiteshadleftChicago,贝蒂以为这次他们还可以像上次一样在午夜偷偷的溜走andBettythoughttheycouldagainslipawayinthemiddleofthenight.一旦我们走了马蒂怎样才能找到我们呢OnceWemove,howisMattygon'findus?卡博,我想从今以后就我和你一起生活了Caleb,Ithinkit'sjustgonnabeyouandmefromnowon.不许动举起手Stop!1.etmeseeyourhands!Putyourhandsup!但是她很快发现Butasshesoondiscovered,要在邻里间偷偷溜走并不是件容易的事it'snotthateasytoslipawayinthesuburbs,因为在居民区becauseinsuburbia,一旦你的邻居知道你要离开oncetheneighborshearyou'regoing,他们都会出来theyallinsistonshowingup.和你道别Tosaygood-bye.每个人都要选择他们的人生之路Everyonemustchoosetheroadtheywilltakeinlife,但对于某些人来说andforaspecialfew,这条路是通向柴藤郡的thatroadwouldleadtoWisteria1.ane.他们都是以完全一样的发式到达这里Theyallarrivetheexactsameway.开这超载的卡车Drivingupintheiroverloadedtrucks.带着贵重的古董和美好的梦想Bringingwiththemtheirexpensiveantiquesandordinarydreams.我还记得第一次见到他们每个人的情景IrememberthefirstmomentIsaweachofthem.当苏珊梅尔第一天搬进柴藤郡的时候我就遇见她了ImetSusanMayerthedayshemovedtoWisteria1.ane.好了休息时间结束了Ah!Okay,breaktime'sover.她看上去非常的自信Sheseemedsodelightfullyconfident,我不自觉地觉得有些害怕Icouldn'thelpbutfeelintimidated.哦Ohh!哦不Oh,no!哦OhhlOhh!但这种感觉很快就消失了Thatfeelingquicklypassed.帮忙啊Oh,help!有人听到我说话了吗朱莉Cananybodyhearme?!)ulie?!我需要你帮我把门打开Ineedyoutotrytounlockthedoor.我在说什么啊她只有两岁Oh,whatamIsaying?She's2.好的你好自己解开Okay,Ineedyoutounbuckleyourself然后找个邻居但是不要穿过马路andtrytofindaneighbor.Butdon'tcrossthestreet!只是告诉邻居Justtelltheneighbor妈妈被困在一辆大卡车里了thatyourmommy'sstuckinabigtruck!天啊Oh,yes!Oh,mygod!我有一个天才宝宝Ihaveageniusbaby!你好你好Oh,hi.Hi.我只是有个平常的宝宝Ihaveanormalbaby.我是玛丽艾莉丝就住在对面mMaryAlice.1liveacrossthestreet.苏珊.梅尔非常感谢SusanMayer.Thankyousomuch.如果我的丈夫过来给我解围Um,ifmyhusbandhadtorescueme,我恐怕不知道结果会是怎样的了oh,Ijust.Iwouldhaveneverheardtheendofit.邻居就是应该相互帮忙的阿我真是笨手笨脚的Hethinksmatotalklutz.Oh,please,that'swhatneighborsarefor.欢迎来到柴藤郡Well,welcometoWisteria1.ane.当你把行李都整理好后Whenyou'refinishedunpacking,过来喝杯咖啡怎样？whydon'tyoucomeoverforacupofcoffee?哦哇！Oh,wow!我居然有邻居邀请我到她家喝咖啡Ihaveaneighborwhojustaskedmeoverforcoffee.对不起你一定认为我是个疯子msorry.Youmustthinkmalunatic.不会不会我认为你很迷人Oh,no,no,Idon,t.Ithinkyou,recharming.还有你的宝宝在我看来就是个天才Andyourbabylookslikeageniustome.哦她的确是Oh,sheis.我们在这里会住的非常愉快的Andwe'regonnabesohappyhere.看看你的新家1.ookatyournewhome.你不会让我钻到墙里面去是吧？You'renotgonnawalkmeintoawall,areyou?当然不是但是当你第一眼看到它时Ofcoursenot,butwhenyouseeitforthefirsttime,我希望给你那种震撼的感觉。Iwantyoutogetthewholeimpact.好吧我知道这比以前的有些狭促Ta-da!Okay,nowIknowit'salittlemorecramped但是我们不能一直呆在布里的家里thanwe'reusedto,butwecan'tstayatBree'sforever.她很快就会从温泉度假胜地回来的She'sgonnabecomingbackfromthatspavacationsoon.而且呆在这里也会很有意思的你为什么这么对我Besides,it,sgonnabefun.Whyareyoudoingthistome?我学习好不磕药Igetgoodgrades.Idon'tdodrugs.我也没有乱搞而怀孕venevercomehomepregnant.亲爰的我只是尽我所能得靠自己过活Honey,Iamtryingmyhardesttostandonmyowntwofeet.好了我还有六本书的方案要做Allright,vegotsixbookproposalsintheworks.还要监督这个房♥子的重建工作mgonnatrytosupervisetherebuildingofthishouse,但是你知道没有你的支持我什么也做不了butyouknow,Ican'tdoitwithoutyoursupport.而且我希望你能为我骄傲AndIwantyoutobeproudofme.好吧让我们看看里面吧Fine.1.et'stakealookinside.噢这才是我的好女儿Ohh!That'smygirl.你还有什么要我准备接受的吗？So.isthereanythingyoushouldpreparemefor?没有了就这些No!No.It,sallgood.但是还要提醒你Oh!Butyoushouldknow的是你的床还兼用做餐桌thatyourbeddoublesasthediningtable,而且厕所就在洗澡的地方andthetoilet'sintheshower.亲爱的看我买♥♥了高尔夫情侣T恤Honey,look.Iboughtusmatchinggolfoutfits明天上课用forourlessonstomorrow.明天上课我不能去了Yeah,aboutthat.Ican'tgo.明天我要去高速公路清除垃圾Igottapickuptrashonthefreeway.你说什么？msorry?我必须要做我的社区工作Ihavetodomycommunityservice.这是我的一个假释条件还记得吗？It'spartofmyparole,remember?好吧我等下打电♥话♥给乡村俱乐部Oh,okay,well,I'lljustcallthecountryclub取消我们的课程不不不andcancelourlessons.No,no,no.我已经付过钱了你可以一个人去Imean,Ipaidalready.Mightaswellgowithoutme.我可不想一个人去一开始这还是你的主意1don'twannagoalone.Itwasyourideainthefirstplace.而且我也希望你能和我一起去Anddlovetobetherewithyou,too,如果我不需要去57号♥公路清理那些乱七八糟的东西看这不是什么大问题ifIdidn'thavetoscrapeslushiesandcondomsoffroute57.1.ook,what'sthebigdeal?你只管自己去上那个无聊的高尔夫课好了Justgotakethestupidlesson.好吧如果你真这么想的话对不起Fine,ifyoufeelthatwayaboutit.Hey,I'msorry.我想我今天心情不太好Allright?mjustalittleonedgetoday.哦你看看那个废物Oh,wouldyoulookatthiscrap?他都看了一整天了Hehasbeendoingthatallday.拉尔夫有点迷恋那又怎样？Ralphhasalittlecrush.So?我难道就不能找到一个Socan,tIgetagardener不会对这个屋子的人有非份之想的园丁吗？whoisn'ttryingtosleepwithsomeoneinmyhouse?你才付六美元一小时还没有额外的津贴亲爱的Youpay6bucksanhour.It'sallabouttheperks,honey.苏珊你和勒奈特谈过吗？Susan,haveyoutalkedto1.ynette?没有你打过她的手♥机♥吗？Uh,no.Haveyoutriedhercell?是的但是她没有接你知道她现在在那里吗？Yeah,sheisn'tpickingup.Doyouknowwheresheis?哦不知道对不起Uh,no,msorry.苏珊我想你是知道的Susan,Ithinkyoudo.我真的不知道汤姆Ireallydon't,Tom.一切都好吗？Iseverythingokay?是的是的我们只是吵了一架Yeah.Yeah,wejusthadafight.听着如果你和她通过话1.isten,ifyoutalktoher,请你让她给我打电♥话♥好吗？willyoupleaseaskhertocallme?谢谢Thankyou.喂？Hello?他刚来找我Hewasjusthere.我想你应该打个电♥话♥给他Ithinkyoushouldcallhim.我不能对不起我真的不能Ican't.Ican't.msorry.Ijustcan,t.妈好了就先这么说Mom!Yeah.Hangon.我一会再打给你好再见llcallyoulater.Okay.Bye.什么事？Yeah?爸爸什么时候来我想让他看看我跳水Whenisdaddycoming?Iwannashowhimmydive.他不会来了甜心He,snotcoming,sweetheart.但是你可以跳给我看Butyoucouldshowme.你必须和诺亚谈谈YouhavetotalktoNoah.但是他让我感到恶心谁介意？Buthecreepsmeout.Whocares?这可是我的下半生阿！Thisismylifewe'retalkingabout.我需要一流的律师来帮我打官司Ineedabig-timelawyerinmycorner,但是我们还可以从那里弄到这笔钱呢？andwhereelsearewegonnagetthatkindofmoney?诺亚要是知道这钱是用来救你就不会给我一个钢蹦Noah'snotgonnagivemeadimeifheknowsit,sforyou.他恨不得生吞活剥了你告诉他这钱是给你的Hehatesyourguts.Tellhimit'sforyou.就和他说你想要辆车Tellhimyouwantacar.就和他说要他用钱来赎回你的爱相信我Tellhimyou,rereadyforhimtobuyyourlove.Trustme.要死的人的感情都很脆弱Dyingmenarenothingifnotsentimental.为什么你学要这么多的钱？Whydoyouneedsomuch,anyway?我想只有有罪的人才需要花这公多的钱请好律师Ithoughtonlyguiltymenneededexpensivelawyers.很显然费丽莎策划这个阴谋已经好几个月了Feliciahasobviouslybeenplanningthisformonths.谁知道她还作了其他什么证据来嫁祸给我Whoknowswhatotherkindofevidenceshe'splanted?说不定他们还会翻出玛撒.修博的谋杀案Withmyluck,they'llopenuptheMarthaHubermurderagain,用DNA来给我定罪trytonailmewithsomed.N.A.你曾向我发誓你从没有做过Yousworetomethatyouhadnothingtodowiththat.我是没有Ididn't.你为什么争论呢？1.ook,whyarewearguing?我是你父亲照我说的去做myourfather.DowhatI'mtellingyoutodo.你并不是我亲生父亲You'renotmyrealfather.你这个忘恩负义的.Youungratefullittle.我把你从那个可怜的吸毒者中救出Irescueyoufromthatmiserablejunkie.给你了个家一个有意义的人生Igiveyouahome,alifeworthliving,现在你让我求你帮个小忙？andnowyou'remakingmebegforonelousylittlefavor?我只是需要钱扎克Ineedthemoney,Zach.如果你不为我做这些Ifyouwon'tdoitforme,至少看在你妈妈的份上atleastdoitforyourmother.毕竟她选择自杀去保护你不受伤害Afterall,shekilledherselftryingtoprotectyou.我遇到布里.范-德-坎普1metBreeVanDeKamp是她搬进柴藤郡的第一天thefirstdayshemovedtoWisteria1.ane.世上总有些人当你和他们相遇时Therearecertainpeople,who,whenyoumeetthem,总会不由自主地给你留下很好的第一印象can'thelpbutmakeadelightfulfirstimpression.你好我是布里.范德坎普你的新邻居Hello.mBreeVanDeKamp,yournewneighbor.这是你的青蛙吗？Isthisyourfrog?布里显然不是他们中的一个Breewasnotoneofthem.是的怎么了Yes.Why?我儿子好像从你的院子中偷走了它Well,itseemsthatmysonstoleitfromyouryard.噢我不介意Oh,well,Idon'tmind.如果他真的喜欢的话就让他留着好了Ifhelikesitsomuch,he'swelcometokeepit.不要这公和他说Well,don'ttellhimthat.如果他不能认识自己的错误的话那他永远不会知道什么是羞耻Ifhedoesn'tfeelguilty,he'llneverIearnshame.发生什么了？Hey,what'sgoingon?这是我们的新邻居Oh.Um,thisisournewneighbor.她儿子好像不小心拿了我家院子中的青蛙Itseemshersonaccidentallytookmygardenfrog.哦Oh.请不要为他找什么借口Pleasedon'tmakeexcusesforhim.他爸爸就这么做莱克斯！Thatisexactlywhathisfatherdoes.Rex!这是我丈夫莱克斯ThisismyhusbandRex.我们并不奇怪只是看上去像而已Hi.We,renotweird.Wejustseemlikeweare.这是我儿子Andthisismyson.那个小罪犯Thecriminal.说阿Goon.对不起我偷了你的青蛙msorryIstolefromyou.只是你们因该知道我妈妈的确教过我什么是对的什么是错的Justsoyouknow,mymomdidteachmerightfromwrong,所以我的行为并不意味着somyactionsshouldinnoway她不是个好母亲influenceyouropinionofherasaparent.哇哦你还有什么要对我儿子说的吗？Wow.Well,isthereanythingyou'dliketosaytomyson?尽管责备好rFeelfreetobeharsh.不我.没什么好责备的NO,I'mI'mgood.那么我们现在已经结束这些不开心的事情了Well,nowthatwe'vefinishedwithallthisunpleasantness,我可以很确定的说Iwanttoassureyou我们会成为好邻居的thatwearegoingtobegoodneighbors,而且希望有天会成为好朋友andIhopeintime,greatfriends.那听起来好极了Thatsounds.lovely.走吧Comeon.哦等一下对不起Oh,wait.m.msorry.这是莱克斯安德鲁和你叫什么ItwasRex,Andrewand.Whatwasyournameagain?布里Bree?什么？What?你是布里.范德坎普对吗？You'reBreeVanDeKamp,right?我认识你吗？DoIknowyou?奥森霍奇苏珊的牙医朋友Orsonhodge.Uh,Susan'sdentistfriend.我们见过一面的。Wemetafterherhouseburneddown.哦对不起我没有认出你Oh.msosorry.Ididn'trecognizeyou.这世界真小不是吗？Smallworld,huh?是的很不幸就是这样Yes.Uh,excruciatinglyso.你在这干什么呢？Ah.Whatareyoudoinghere?一个星期三四次我来拜访我的朋友Well,threeorfourtimesaweek,Ivisitmy.myfriend.你呢？Whataboutyou?哦我只是认为这是个好地方Oh,Ijustthoughtit,dbealovelyplace来度假totakeanice,longrest.听着Ah.Um,listen,我告诉我朋友那个我在温泉胜地度假ItoldmyfriendsthatIwas,um,Iwasataspa,所以如果你碰到苏珊我什么也不会说的soifyourunintoSusan,I.yoursecretissafe.说真的Andseriously.我不像这里其余的人Iamnotliketheseotherpeople.我看出来了Oh,Icantell.一个真正的贵妇到那里都是与众不同的Arealladyalwaysstandsoutinacrowd.那个你的话真受用Well,thatwas.Verysweet.享受你的假期Enjoyyourrest,BreeVanDeKamp.朋友我和你有同感Boy,doIfeelforyou.试图让你的朋友相信你还是正常的Tryingtoconvinceyourfriendsthatyou'restillnormal,即使你周围都是些疯子andyou'resurroundedbyabunchofloons.你也这样？You,too?哦当然Oh,please.BARR医生竭尽所能让我觉得Dr.Barrgoesoutofhiswaytomakemefeel自己真是个精神病患者likeacompletepsychopath.我想他比别的病人更不正常Ithinkhe'scrazierthanthepatients,actually.你认识那个坐在轮椅上的女人？Youknowthat,um,thatwomaninthewheelchair?她发生了什么事？她很古怪What'sherstory?Yeah,she,sakookyone.至从她到这就没说过一个字Shehasn'tspokenawordsinceshegothere.她只是整天坐在那里Shejustsitstherealldaylong等她的朋友来看她waitingforyourfriendtocomeandvisit.他每次都和她聊几个小时Hetalkstoherforhours,但我想他根本什么都没听进去butIdon,teventhinkshecanhearhim.你说过让我有空过来喝咖啡的Oh,hi.Yousaidtostopbyforcoffeesometime.我买♥♥了咖啡Igotcoffee.真不敢相信你看到我在和蚂蚁战斗SoIcan'tbelieveyoucaughtmesprayingforants.我一定看上去糟糕透了Imustlooklikeawreck.事实上你看上去还有些性感Actually,youlookkindasexy.你在开玩笑的吧？You'vegottabekidding.你独♥立♥生存的方式让我惊讶Oh,thewayyou'retakingcharge.it'simpressive.他们只是蚂蚁而已而且它们那么小They'rejustants,andthey'retiny.当然它们数量庞大Ofcourse,theydooutnumberme.你说过你要自己解决问题Oh,yousaidyouwantedtohandlethingsyourselt而且你做到了很高兴见到你如此andyou,remakingithappen.It,sgoodtosee.111射谢Thanks.即使这样意味着Evenifitdoesmean目前你并不想谈恋爱you'renotinthemarketforarelationshiprightnow.我那样说过吗？Oh.DidIsaythat?你确实暗示过Youcertainlyimpliedit.有时我是心非Well,sometimesIsaythingsIdon'tmean.我想这应该归罪于我喷杀蚁药水太频繁了Iblameitonmyfrequentexposuretoantspray.这是什么鬼东西Whatthehellisthis?卡尔你到底想要什么？Karl.Whatdoyouwant?我真不敢相信你居然强迫我们的女儿Well,Ican'tbelieveyou'reforcingourdaughter住在有轮子的房♥子里toliveinahousewithwheels.我想我们应该谈谈这1thinkweneedtotalkaboutthis.好吧这是暂时的Okay,it'stemporary,如果你不介意的话我正在喝咖啡andifyoudon'tmind,mhavingcoffee.没关系苏珊Oh,it'sokay,Susan.对不起我不是想赶你走兄弟Hey,sorry.Idon'tmeantochaseyouout,buddy,但是这只是我们的家务事but,uh,thisisreallyafamilything.没关系我能理解No,no,Iunderstand.酷Cool.谢rMmm.我晚点给你电♥话♥I'llcallyoulater.你打的很好You'vegotagreatswing.你只需要在球场上得到点小帮助YoujustneedalittlehelparoundtheGreens.你知道别人怎么说吗-Youknowwhattheysay.挥球杆是给别人看的进球才是真的我说的对吧？Driveforshow,puttfordough.AmIright?真是太对了Thatissotrue.好吧我们外面见好的Allright.llseeyououtthere.Okay.给我些提神的饮料Makemesomethingstrong.我还要和那家伙打九个洞Ihaveninemoreholeswiththatguy.吉姆一个小时前在57号♥公路施工的工作队Jim,itwasjustanhouragothattheroadcrewworkinghereonroute57目睹了他们的一个工作成员在已场车祸中丧生sawamemberoftheirownkilledbyoncomingtraffic.受害者是西班牙籍男性40岁左右Thevictimwasahispanicmaleinhisearly40s以前是这一带显赫的生意人who,foryears,wasaprominentbusinessmaninthearea.在通知家属前警♥察♥还不能公开死者姓名Policearen'treleasinganameuntilthenextofkincanbenotified.我们会跟踪报道We,ofcourse,willkeepyouupdated.这个惨剧的后续情况Onanylate-breakingdevelopmentsasthistragicstoryunfolds.这是从57号♥公路发回的现场报道Reportinglivefromroute57,thisisCraigtsuyumine.Backtoyou.索利斯夫人你怎么回来了？Mrs.Solis!Whyyouhome?卡洛斯死了小梅Carlosisdead,xiao-Mei.不请不要杀了他No,pleasedon'tkillhim.不你不了解他已经死了No,youdon,tunderstand.He'salreadydead.这是个交通事故Therewasanaccident.他在告诉公路上发生了车祸He,