Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第二十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

剧情回顾Previouslyon.好像最近的三次东行Itseemsonhislastthreetripseast,他都买♥♥了头等舱hecashedinhisfirst-classticket然后绕路去了大西洋城andtookadetourtoAtlanticcity.勒奈特知道了一些让她不安的消息1.ynettereceivedsomedisturbingnews.他说我可以吻她-你哥哥还告诉你什么了？Hesaiditwasokayformetokissher.Whatelsedidyourbrothertellyou?卡博透露了一个秘密Calebrevealedasecret.苏珊坦白交代了Susanmadeafirstclassconfession.难道你要把我留在这里？连个鬼影子都没有的地方？You'regoingtoleavemeouthereinthemiddleofnowhere?我不能再留在你身边了我没有想象中的坚强Ican'tbearoundyouanymore.mjustnotstrongenough.布里作了她生命中一个最5®难的决定AndBreemadethemostdifficultdecisionofherlife.苏珊.梅尔一直相信SusanMayerhadalwaysbelieved困境唯一的好处是theonegoodthingabouthardtimes你能够确定谁是你真正的朋友isthatyougettofindoutwhoyourfriendsreallyare.她外婆去世时Whenhergrandmotherdied,布里为她作了小点心itwasBreewhobroughthomemadecookies.评论家对她第三本书提出质疑时Whenthecriticspannedherthirdbook,加布丽尔给她请了那个英俊的按♥摩♥师itwasGabriellewhohiredthehandsomemasseur.在她处F离婚边缘时Whenherdivorcebecamefinal,是勒奈特贴心的倒上一杯苏格兰威士忌itwas1.ynettewhopouredthescotch.悲伤的是苏珊的生活又一次面临危机Sadly,Susan,slifehadbeenshatteredonceagain.但一直以来Butasalways,她的朋友们总会赶过来帮她度过难关herfriendshadcometohelppickupthepieces.苏珊？我们商量了一下Susan?We'veallbeentalking.觉得你住布里那会好一些We'vedecidedyouandJulieshouldstaywithBree.唔谢谢不用了这样就好我们会呆在汽车旅馆的Oh,thanks.No,that,sokay.We'llstayatamotel.千万不要Absolutelynot.给我一两个小时整理一下安德鲁的房♥间就好JustgivemeanhourortwotostraightenupAndrew'sroom,然后你就可以搬进T和你的-说定了andthenyoucanbringyour.selvesover.有你们这样的朋友真是我的荣幸Idon'tdeservefriendslikeyou.呵呵我们当然知道We'reawareofthat.苏珊垃圾袋不多了Susan,you'rerunninglowontrashbags.我去一下商店mgoingtoruntothestore.噢森谢谢真的谢谢你能够过来Thanks,Orson.Thanksforcoming.但你不一定非得这样做的Youknow,youdidn'thavetodothis.嘿!我很乐意的Hey,it'smypleasure.梅尔太太！Mrs.Mayer!你好我是伯德.潘罗德Hi.Budpenrod,城镇保险公♥司♥的职员号♥称什么都能做的人townandcountryinsurance.The"can-do"people.很高兴认识你Oh,it'snicetomeetyou.天哪Yeah.1.ookatthat.这可不是件有趣的事情对吗？Well,that,snofunatall,isit?不不当然不是No.No,itisn't.那么我什么时间能拿到支票呢？SowhenamIgonnagetthecheck?你也看到了这里需要重建一下'CauseIhavealotOfrebuildingtodo.嗯还需要很多事情Ineedtogetstarted.嗯好吧但我觉得恐怕那还需要些时间Yeah,well,mafraidthat'sgoingtobeawhile.现在消防部门接管了因为这是纵火Yousee,thefiredepartmenthasruledthatthiswasarson.什么纵火？Arson?对所以我们不能给你钱Yeah.Sowecan'tgiveyouanymoney在完成最后的调查之前untilwefinishourinvestigation.可是谁想要烧毁我的房♥子呢？Whowouldwannaburndownmyhouse?这我就不知道了你跟谁有过节吗？Idon'tknow.Doyouhaveanyenemies?没当然没有看一下吧No.No,100kit邻居都在这了都过来帮忙了Thewholeneighborhoodturnedouttohelp.我很受欢迎的mverypopular.那他们中有没有人希望你不如意？Andthere'snooneamongthemthatwishesyouill?没有的他们都很善良的Oh,no,no.Everybody'sbeenveryhelpful.每个人都很喜欢我的这是当然的Um,everybodylikesme.Absolutely.卷个人？Everyone.对的苏珊在困难的时候Yes,hardtimeswerewhatSusanused总是能够分辨出谁是朋友todistinguishwhowasafriend而谁不是andwhowasn't并不是每个人都喜欢扮演集体中的一部分Noteveryoneenjoysbeingasmallpart尤其是在这样一个大社区中ofalargecommunity.确实一些人渴望远离亲密关系带来的Indeed,someyearntoleavethestressandnoise压力和喧嚣ofconstantcompanionshipbehindthem,她们选择一个人悄悄离开sotheystrikeoutontheirown,希望这样可以给孤独的心灵带来一点安宁和平静hopingtheirsolitudewillbringalittlepeaceandquiet.但却遗憾地发现自己一个人是多么的危险It'sonlythentheydiscoverhowdangerousitis.Tobealoneintheworld.扎克你垃圾扔了没有？Zach,didyougetthetrash?你怎么进来的？How,dyougetinhere?你好保罗Hiya,Paul.我站在你家后门喊了好几遍没人开门Istoodatthebackdoorshoutingandshouting.你是不是在孩子的房♥间？告诉你我要报♥警♥了Wereyouinthelittleboysroom?mcallingthepolice.没必要了我只是需要借点面粉而已Noneed.Ijustneededtoborrowsomeflour.我有一点的通灵的malittlebitpsychic,觉得你这会有新烤的点心andIpredictfresh-bakedcookiesinyourfuture.圣扎迦利Zachary.她要干吗？What'dshewant?不知道她在玩什么花样Shewasinthecupboard.拿个垃圾袋我们要扔掉所有东西Getatrashbag.We'rethrowingeverythingaway.你认为她要毒死我们？Youthinkshewastryingtopoisonus?我只知道今晚上我们要出去吃AllIknowiswe,reeatingouttonight.你来做什么？Whatdoyouwant?呃如果这听起来有点唐突的话我提前道歉但是有没有可能Uh.thisisalittleawkward,andIapologizeinadvanceforhowthisisgonnasound,but,um.是你烧了我的房♥子？Byanychance,did.youburndownmyhouse?对Yes.什么？对啊是我烧了你的房♥子你这个无♥耻♥的姨♥子♥What?Yes,Iburntdownyourhouse,yousleazylittlewhore.伊迪!为什么要这样做？Edie!Whywouldyoudothat?!你有什么资格来责备我呢Canyoublameme,就在你给我发了那封尖刻的信之后aftersendingmethatacidletter?信？什么信？1.etter?Whatletter?就是你承认通过跟卡尔卜.♥床♥Theonewhereyouadmittedtostabbingmeintheback背后中伤我的那封信bysleepingwithKarl.你不应该收到那封信的Youweren'tsupposedtogetthat.我从邮递员那里把信偷回来了Istolethatbackfromthemailman.你还企图对我掩盖真&hearts湘♥?Soyouweretryingtohidethetruthfromme?这不是我们现在要讨论的问题Thisisnotwhatweshouldfocusonrightnow.问题是你居然恶毒的烧毁了我的房♥子Thepointis,youmaliciouslysetfiretomyhouse.不我承认做的确实过火了一点1.ook,IadmitImighthave.Overreactedatad.一点？伊迪我无家可归了Atad?Edie,Ihavenoroof!你不能随随便便就把别人的房♥子烧掉Youcan'tjustgoaroundburningdownpeople,shomes.为什么不能？你烧了我的房♥子Whynot?Youburntdownmyhome.从我身边抢走了麦克和我的未婚夫上♥床♥YoustoleMikefromme.Yousleptwithmyfiance.就像三连胜一样That'sthetrifecta.告诉你我没有烧你的车你已经很幸运了You'reluckyIdidn'ttorchyourcar.好了我现在就去报♥警♥That'sit.mgoingtothepolice,我会告诉他们你做了什么andmtellingthemwhatyoudid.我做什么了？我什么也没做Didwhat?Ididn'tdoanything.什么?你刚刚承认了却What?Youjustconfessed.没我没有No,Ididn't.有谁听见我承认了？Didanyoneelsehearmeconfess?有人吗Hello?有人没？Hello?看到了没人听见Nowitnesses.没有任何证据我什么也没承认Noevidence,noconfession.我觉得我们讲完了Iguesswe,redonehere.你现在可以回家了Youcangohomenow.哦等一下Oh,waitThat'sright.忘记了你没有家了Youdon'thaveone.不不小梅我告诉你上百遍了No,no,xiao-Meifvetoldyouamilliontimes.不要给索利斯先生牛羊肉NoredmeatforMr.Solis.我的脂肪已经足够多了Mytriglyceridesarethroughtheroof.嗯亲爱的再给我来点奶油Mm.Sweetie,Ineedsomemorecream.小梅怎么了？Xiao-Mei,what'swrong?她身上有味道Shesmell.谁有味道?加布吗？Whosmells?Gaby?什么？Excuseme.What?她的香水.让我很难受Herperfume.Makemesick.亲爱的这个香水1盎司要100元呢Honey,it,s100bucksanounce.任何人都会嫉妒得难受的Thattendstomakeeveryonealittlenauseous.小梅你的胸部是不是有点肿胀？Xiao-Mei,yourboobs.Aretheytender?嗯Mm-hmm.卡洛斯!她的胸部和你有什么关系！Carlos!Herboobsarenoneofyourbusiness.加布想一下她对味道过敏Gaby,think.She,ssensitivetosmell,恶心胸部肿胀nauseousandhasswollenbreasts.我做了血检Well,Ijustranherbloodwork.人工受精看起来很成功Itlooksliketheinseminationwassuccessful.天啊！0h!感谢上帝我们要有孩子了0h,mygod.We,regonnahaveababy!但现在你们应该知道Now,youshouldknow,这么早她就有妊娠反应sinceshe'sexperiencingearlysymptoms,这对她来说可能会很辛苦thismightbeatoughpregnancyforher.没问题!我们会象对待皇后一样对她的Notaproblem.Wearegonnatreatherlikeaqueen!完全正确你一点都不用担心这个Absolutely.Youhavenothingtoworryabouthere.索利斯太太你的味道Oh,Mrs.Solis,yousmell.噢好好对不起Oh,yeah.Okay.Sorry.我觉得让苏珊和朱莉住这里1thinkit'sgonnabeakick肯定会很有意思havingSusanandJuliestaywithus.就像是住和宿宿舍一样It'llbelikelivinginasorority.通宵地闲聊八卦傻笑We'llstayuplateandwe'llgossipandmakes'mores.听起来很好玩吧Doesn'tthatsoundlikefun?为什么你一直装作很开心的样子Whyareyoupretendingtobehappy?我听见昨天一整晚你在房♥间里走来走去Iheardyouwalkingaroundyourroomallnightlong.你还哭了Crying.我不想谈这件事情1don'twanttotalkaboutit.妈妈我知道你担心什么1.ook,Iknowwhyyou'reworried,安德鲁可以照顾他自己butAndrewcantakecareOfhimSeI£andifhecan't,如果不能他就不会离开了heshouldn'thaverunawayinthefirstplace.知道吗？安德鲁可能比我们想象中做的要好Youknowwhat?MaybeAndrewleavingwillbegoodforus.你是我剩下的唯一了我也会尽我最大的努力YouareallIhaveleft,andIamgonnabe成为一个最好的妈妈thebestmotherthatIcanbe.确实还有很多要做的There'sdefinitelyroomforimprovement.只是It,sjust.你忘记了我的生日Youkindaforgotmybirthday.什么？What?对过去六周了Yeah.Itwassixweeksago.噢亲爰的真的抱歉Oh,mygod,Danielle.Iamsosorry.没关系的你有许多事情要做It'sokay.Youhadalotgoingon.安德鲁要起诉你Imean,Andrewwassuingyou,那个月你很不顺利的andyouwereprettywastedthatmonth.甜心你应该让我补偿你的Honey,you'vegottaletmemakeituptoyou.我会给你举办一个生日派对I-mgonnathrowyouabirthdayparty到时邀请你所有的朋友好吗？withallyourfriends,okay?好像蛮好Thatcouldbecool.你知道我还喜欢什么吗？Youknowwhatelsedlike?你说出来我就满足你Nameit.It,syours.我想要安德鲁的房♥间IwantAndrew'sroom.你也说了他不会回来Yousaidhe'sprobablynotcomingback,我可以利用闲置的壁橱andIcouldreallyusetheextraclosetspace.但亲爱的这是这是他的房♥间啊But,sweetheartthisis.Thisishisroom.妈妈你可是忘记了我的生日的啊Mom,youforgotmybirthday.你不应该讨价还价的You'rereallyinnopositiontonegotiate.但亲爱的这些东西要放在哪里呢？Honey,whereamIgonnaputallofhisthings?或许或许不一定什么时间他会回来的And,youknow,hemightcomebackatsomepoint.不会的Hewon't.就是你刚刚讲的你只有我了1.ikeyousaid,mallyouhaveleft.大西洋城吗？Atlanticcity?对就在最后一刻的时候Yeah,it'slastminute,杰瑞跟卡西诺谈成r一笔生意butJerrygotagreatdealonasuiteatoneofthecasinos,一群老朋友要从纽约过来andabunchoftheoldgangiscominginfromNewYork,上帝啊这可是从来没有的事情andgod,it'sbeenforeversinceIhavebeen,所以我怎么能不去呢sohowcouldIturnthatdown?但那又怎样呢Yeah,how,indeed?什么？What?没有了Ididn'tsayanything.看看你的表情吧No,butyouhavethatlook.有问题吗？Issomethingwrong?没有！No!只是你上个月已经去大西洋城三次了ExceptthatIknowyou'vebeentoAtlanticcity但你什么也没有告诉我threetimesinthelastmonthwithouttellingme.艾德作审计的时候发现r收据Edfoundthereceiptswhenhedidtheofficeaudit.除此之外没什么了Otherthanthat,no,nothing'swrong.汤姆这样的情形下如果你不笑的话Tom,itwouldbebetterforyourgeneralwell-being你的绅士形象会更好些的ifyoudidnotlaughatthismomentintime.要我破坏这个惊喜吗？AmIgonnahavetoruinthesurprise?因为这确实是一个大大的惊喜Becauseit'sareallygoodsurprise.我得考虑一下嗯好吧告诉我吧mthinking,yeah,ruinit.我出差去过大西洋城了1havebeengoingtoAtlanticcityforbusiness.我将在杰瑞的公♥司♥参加高层会议IamupforatopspotwithJerry'sfirm,休芬顿的促销策划huffngtonpromotions.好吧如果还你不相信我.Andifyoudon'tbelieveme.那么你就打电♥话♥给总裁他会亲自回答Youcancallthec.E.O.Himself我真的很高兴也相信你Iam.sohappyandmsorelieved.你还认为我欺骗你了吗？DidyouthinkIwascheating?没有!完全没有!勒奈特.No!Absolutelynot.1.ynette.没有!好吧还有一点点No!Okay,alittlebit.我错r我错rmsorry,msorry.艾德发现r鲜花和剧院门票的收据Edfoundreceiptsforflowersandtheatertickets.我只是顺便问问你是不是我和杰瑞去看演出了Imean,bytheway,didyou.JerryandIwenttoashow,鲜花是为密特太太买♥♥的andtheflowerswereformilt'swife.我知道的你没有必要告诉我那个Iknewthat.Youdidn'thavetotellmethat.为什么你要为密特的太太买♥♥鲜花勒奈特Whydidyoubuyflowersformilt'swife?1.ynette.我错r别说了真是有意思啊Sorry.Stop.Donetalking.That'sfantastic.我爱你！Iloveyou!我爱你！Iloveyou.卡洛斯Carlos.怎么了？What,sgoingon?小梅觉得不舒服Xiao-Meiisfeelingundertheweather,所以我来吸尘soItookupthevacuuming.真难过Oh,well,msorrytohearthat.你有没有动过我的化妆品？So,uh,didyoumovemybeautyproducts?化妆室里没有They'renotinthebathroom.怎么回事？Whyinthehell?忘记告诉你了你不能再用那些东西了Iforgottotellyou.Uh,youcan'tusethatstuffanymore.它们总是引起小梅的呕吐Itreallytriggersxiao-Mei,smorningsickness.所有东西吗？我的润发素也会影响吗？Allofit?Evenmyhairpomade?它让我胃痛但我需要保养Givesmestomachache.Yeah,well,itgivesmevolume,看来我们遇到问题了soIguesswe,rebothgonnahaveaproblem.你有必要这样过分要求保养吗Doyouhavetobesohigh-maintenance?你不是模特你不懂卡洛斯保养是我唯一的工作You'renotamodel,Carlos.Maintenanceismyonlyskill.请你们不要争吵了Please,nofight.即使索利斯太太闻起来不好我也没有关系的IfMrs.Solissmellbad,Ibeokay.好吧我会尝试适应没有化妆品的生活的Fine.lllearntolivewithoutproduct但当我的头发闻起来有味道时Butwhenmyhairstartssmellinglikehair,我不希望听到任何抱怨Idon'twannahearaword.看这个！Surprise!怎么了？Whatthehellisthat?亲爱的看一下吧我答应过你要举办一个派对的Isn'titdarling?Imadeitforyourparty.有一个大大的1还有一个大大的7It'sabig,1"andabig,7,.一起就是17了For"17."你整夜不睡觉就为了做这些东西吗Wereyouupallnightmakingthatthing?我一点都不累Yeah.Ijustwasn'ttired.给你看一下还准备了什么Oh,Iwannashowyouwhatelseveplanned.你应该喜欢的Ithinkyou'regonnaloveit.你订了法基塔墨西哥餐还请了表演师？Yougotafajitabarandajuggler?放松点这个表演师很厉害的No,relax.He,saveryhipjuggler.他只是唱几首披头上的歌♥HeonlyperformstoBeatlessongs,我看了录像带了他真的很内行andIsawthevideo,andit,sabsolutelythrilling.妈妈我不想请这样的人Mom,Idon'twantanyofthisstuff.这不是一个真正的生日派对亲爱的我就是要给你一个好的派对It,snotevenmyrealbirthday.Danielle,Ijustwantyoutohavethebestparty你一生中最好的派对youhaveeverhadinyourentirelife.我只是希望几个好朋友过来聚聚随便逛逛Ijustwantafewfriendstocomeoverandhangout.你可以做个蛋糕Youcanmakeacake,但是这么多的气球butgiantballoonnumbers?我的意思是她们会取笑我的Imean,comeon.Theywouldallmakefunofme.这样啊Oh.好吧Okay.有这个必要吗Isthatreallynecessary?亲爰的我不能这样把它们当垃圾扔掉Honey,Ican'tpossiblyputitinthegarbageasis.只是一个典型的范.德.坎普家的早上It,sjustanothermorningwiththeVandekamps.苏珊是不是我吵醒你了？Oh,Susan,didIwakeyou?没有我自己醒的Uh,no.No,Iwasup.这公大的噪音真是过意不去Well,msorryaboutthenoise.只是丹尼尔不喜欢这些气球It'sjustthatDanielledoesn'twantballoons,时间有些仓促andmkindofpressedfortime.布里你没事吧？Bree.areyouokay?她说她不喜欢气球Shesaidshedoesn'twantballoons.我很好没事mfine.妈妈Mom?我知道你在外边求你了和我说句话吧1.ook,Iknowyou'reoutthere.Please,justtalktome.妈妈，我需要喝点东西Mom,Ineedsomethingtodrink.水果汁随便什公东西都可以求你了Justsomewater,somejuice.Something,anything.Please.妈妈Mom!你想让我承认害了卡博YouwantmetosaythatIsetCalebup?是的是我做的Yeah,Ididit.这几年来我一直在想Istartedthinkingaboutallthoseyears.这公多年来我们一直在照顾他Yearsthatwehadtotakecareofhim,and.我觉得或许一旦他离开我们Ijustthoughtmaybeoncehewasgone,我们可以过IE常的生活wecouldhaveanormallife.对不起Andmsorry.但妈妈你必须让我离开这里啊But,mom,youhavegottoletmeoutofherenow.该死的Damnyou!你就是想让我这样过下去Youwerewillingtostandby让我毫无理由的杀死你哥哥andletmemurderyourbrotherwithoutreason.那是不可饶恕的背叛That'sanunforgivablebetrayal.我快要被气死了Iamsoconsumedwithrage.你最好留在那里一旦你出来It'sbestyoustayinthere,becauseifIletyouout,我不能确定会对你做什么1don'tknowwhatImightdotoyou.你好?Hello?我需要伊迪说出她的想法IneedEdietospillherguts.你知道怎么使用录音机吗Whatdoyouknowaboutwearingawire?你看到红色灯了没有？Soyouseethelittleredlight?Mm.这是声控装置It'sallvoice-activated,如果灯是亮着的你们的话就会被录音soifthelight'son,you'rerecording.我演示一下怎样打开Uh,letmeshowyouhowtotapeiton.好的Oh,okay.不好意思我的手有点凉Sorryifmyhandsarecold.噢没关系可以Um.no,that'sokay.They'refine.你确定你想这样做吗Soyousureyouwannadothis?对现在我处处碰壁Yeah.msortofupagainstthewall.保险公♥司&hearts儒要先拿到证据Theinsurancecompanyneedsprooffast,布里家有一些奇怪的事情发生andthingsaresortofweirdatBree's.我不想让自己变得不受欢迎Idon'twannaoverstaymywelcome.如果尴尬你可以到这里来Well,ifthingsgettough,youcanalwaysstayhere.测试测试Testing,testing.抱歉你刚才是不是邀请我搬过来和你一起住msorry.Didyoujustinvitemetomoveinwithyou?你和朱莉可以住在那个空闲的卧室Well,youandJulieinthesparebedroom.哦Oh.你是不是You've.你不是说过可以重新成为朋友？You'vebeensayinghowyouwanttobefriendsagain,对的andyou'reright.我们没有理由不是朋友的There'snoreasonwecan'tbefriends.你确定这不会破坏你的呃你的约会生活Yousurethatwon'tputacrimpinyour,uh,datinglife?就是那个和你一起看电影的女孩Youknow,thatgirlyouwereatthemovieswith?不那样的事情不会再发生了No.Thatwasaone-timething.但那个叫奥森的家伙是怎么回事？Butwhataboutthatguy,though?Orson.噢他听见失火了只是过来帮一下忙而已Yeah,hejustheardaboutthefireandcameovertohelp.我们只是朋友We'refriends.噢这样啊我们谁也没有和别人约会啊Oh.So.neitherofusisdatinganybody.看来没有Guessnot.我拿到登机卡了Igotmyboardingpass.做你需要做的事情不用担心孩子Dowhatyouneedtodoanddon'tworryaboutthekids.我会处理好的llkeep'emoutoftrouble.我是不是疯了？Isthiscrazy?跟踪汤姆横跨这个国家就是为了侦察他FollowingTornacrossthecountryjusttospyonhim?如果他知道我这样做IfheknewIwasdoingthis.上帝啊我觉得我不能这样做God,Idon,tthinkIcangothroughwiththis.想一下可能什么事情也没有Now,look,there'sprobablynothinggoingon,但是你需要知道真♥相♥butyouneedtoknowthetruth.需要吗我现在很幸福啊DoI?mhappy.我的意思是以前很幸福换个角度想一下Imean,Iwas.Whydon'tIjustlooktheotherway假装什么事情也没有发生过?许多女人都会选择这样做andpretendnothing'swrong?1.otsofwomencandothat.但我们都知道你不是这样的女人Butwebothknowyou,renotoneofthem.如果我真的看到他和另一个女人在一起那该怎么办？AndwhatifIseehimwithanotherwoman?Whatthen?我有支枪Iownagun.